Soy Boy Diet Aftermath

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  • čas přidán 11. 02. 2018
  • Here's a quick look at what it was like eating a bunch of Soy for 2 months for a silly stunt
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  • @firetarrasque4667
    @firetarrasque4667 Před 5 lety +7456

    Conclusion:
    Soy had no noticeable effects on hbomberguy, besides making him more food conscious and turning him into a giraffe.

    • @peppermorrison
      @peppermorrison Před 4 lety +123

      This comment is deeply underrated

    • @lucy9518
      @lucy9518 Před 4 lety +216

      Thanks now I can't stop looking at his neck 😂

    • @kieronirwin1668
      @kieronirwin1668 Před 4 lety +25

      @@peppermorrison it's top comment.

    • @DrORRB-qm7fl
      @DrORRB-qm7fl Před 4 lety +9

      lol xd meme Actually I checked- it’s something like 10nth highest liked comment so no.

    • @alyssahansen1400
      @alyssahansen1400 Před 4 lety +8

      @@DrORRB-qm7fl
      For me it's second highest. Dunno about likes though.

  • @tobiashagstrom4168
    @tobiashagstrom4168 Před 5 lety +9948

    I'm frankly offended he took the effort to translate "stones" into "pounds", but not into kilograms.

    • @sterd1149
      @sterd1149 Před 5 lety +231

      English measurements unite!

    • @jameskuukkeli
      @jameskuukkeli Před 5 lety +860

      i know the only scientific measurement and he ignored it like some filthy Yankee

    • @Liquidplasticable
      @Liquidplasticable Před 5 lety +158

      @@jameskuukkeli idk why because I am a filthy yankee, but your comment was really fucking funny.

    • @bryntendo
      @bryntendo Před 5 lety +227

      Lol that bugged me too. I figured he might've guessed that if you're familiar with stone you'd be familiar with kg and vice versa... But nope, just standard metric all the way, weird arbitrary measurements like stone aren't any better than just using pounds lol. At least it's easy to convert from lbs to kgs on the fly. Not super accurately, but 'about half' is usually a good enough ballpark figure. So if he was 180lbs he'd be about 90kg, roughly.

    • @nycbearff
      @nycbearff Před 5 lety +81

      It's always better to be frankly offended than euphemistically offended.

  • @bananasauz4337
    @bananasauz4337 Před 10 měsíci +2310

    As someone who used to drink a gallon of cow’s milk each week, in light of now knowing it contains estrogen, I will now be drinking two gallons. I will become the world’s slowest magical girl transformation sequence.

    • @billyrussell7789
      @billyrussell7789 Před 9 měsíci +282

      new HRT just dropped guys

    • @zahidanpurnama3027
      @zahidanpurnama3027 Před 9 měsíci +50

      ​@billyrussell7789 im crying cuz im lactose intolerant 😭

    • @billyrussell7789
      @billyrussell7789 Před 9 měsíci +67

      @@zahidanpurnama3027 les be honest most of us queers are, the tiddy growing tiddy milk was never a viable plan😔

    • @zahidanpurnama3027
      @zahidanpurnama3027 Před 9 měsíci +72

      @@billyrussell7789 i just ordered my first batch of injection hrt tho, so wish me luck 🙏🥺

    • @billyrussell7789
      @billyrussell7789 Před 9 měsíci

      @@zahidanpurnama3027 AHH omg i’m so excited for you, you got thissss🫶🫶🫶

  • @magicalgirl1296
    @magicalgirl1296 Před 3 lety +4119

    I like how that Davis guy uses "woman" as an insult. What an unpleasant person.

    • @theandromedaeffect979
      @theandromedaeffect979 Před 2 lety +317

      Well yeah
      Because women have cooties
      Makes sense to me

    • @quinnmarchese6313
      @quinnmarchese6313 Před 2 lety +223

      theres a certain age for boys where getting called a woman goes from insulting to funny, id say around 12

    • @DoodleNoodle129
      @DoodleNoodle129 Před 2 lety +102

      Imagine being *woman*
      Purely a communist plot created by the Obama administration to take our land and our guns. And they believe in horses.

    • @humanistwriting5477
      @humanistwriting5477 Před 2 lety +17

      @@DoodleNoodle129 Obama/Biden cabal, remeber.
      It's not like any vice president has ever became president before so that is super spooky. OoooO.

    • @sagelebrun4900
      @sagelebrun4900 Před 2 lety +97

      Little do they know that sometimes I wanna be a woman lmaoo. Also rightwingers have a tendency to make that an "insult".

  • @VeganRevolution
    @VeganRevolution Před 6 lety +6374

    He began a boy, he came back a Soyldier

    • @goblinguillaume
      @goblinguillaume Před 6 lety +339

      VeganRevolution more like "He vegan a boy"

    • @VeganRevolution
      @VeganRevolution Před 6 lety +167

      Cannot believe I missed that opportunity :|

    • @jasper3706
      @jasper3706 Před 6 lety +11

      Guillem Blackfyre It took me a while to realize what you did there... god damn it

    • @VeganRevolution
      @VeganRevolution Před 6 lety +89

      I have discovered that if I edit comments they sink in the order of appearance on screen - and I am too pathetic to allow that to happen as the validation from all the likes is more important to me than getting a second pun in.

    • @mixmastermind
      @mixmastermind Před 6 lety +24

      He got soy but he's not a soyldier

  • @dolphi8945
    @dolphi8945 Před 4 lety +5705

    "im going to go bald in the next 12-15 minutes" thats the funniest thing a human has said

  • @LuizAlexPhoenix
    @LuizAlexPhoenix Před 3 lety +385

    Having too much T also makes beard fall as well in some people. Basically, it means sometimes testosterone makes you bald and "babyfaced", lush beards are not related to T.

    • @adrienneczerni6516
      @adrienneczerni6516 Před 3 lety +86

      Yeah one of my friends who is FTM trans was really happy that his T levels during hormone therapy were outrageously high but then his face was still smooth until they lowered the dose a bit iirc. It was weird, I didn't know about that before

    • @kaydenl6836
      @kaydenl6836 Před 3 lety +44

      That’s bc too much T gets converted back into E in ur body

    • @CallumSk8er
      @CallumSk8er Před 2 lety +13

      @@kaydenl6836 yep thats why using steroids can make you grow titties

    • @paisleepunk
      @paisleepunk Před 2 lety +19

      @@CallumSk8er That helps explain The Golden One's jiggle.

    • @StonerBaer
      @StonerBaer Před rokem +31

      @@kaydenl6836 Can confirm - I'm a Trans Guy, and that's something they tell you about when you start on T. You don't want to take too much, or your body WILL turn it back into E.

  • @idkwhathomestuckisijustlik3439

    When he pointed out that meat is processed and flavored, it made me think it's really fucking weird that people make fun of vegan alternatives to meat because they're "just vegetables with meat flavor" lol
    Also yes I'm revisiting this video

    • @verybarebones
      @verybarebones Před rokem +13

      Thats kind of an american thing tho, processed X with flavors and preservatives so it lasts forever or whatever. I have a classmate claim that cooked burgers in usa are still safe to eat after a day or two out in room temperature. That isnt normal.

    • @Daedalus117
      @Daedalus117 Před rokem +4

      @@verybarebones a day or two? Anything's possible, but that seems pretty unlikely.

    • @Daedalus117
      @Daedalus117 Před rokem +33

      Things like sausage and bacon are flavored obviously, but if you buy a steak at a supermarket, it's not gonna be flavored. He's wrong in that unprocessed meat does have a flavor and it ain't bad. Like I've had fish that I caught myself and it tasted great. Tastes better with a bit of salt though.
      The nice thing about soy is that since the flavor is so mild, and it's all spongy, it pretty much just takes on the flavor of whatever sauce you put on it

    • @Vulgarth1
      @Vulgarth1 Před rokem +22

      @@Daedalus117 Mhm, it's probably the most straight-up *wrong* thing HBomb has said, in the sense that it's just plain not true. But hey, that's what happens when you don't examine your own prejudices while debunking others. To be fair to him though, meat is not really what the experiment was about.

    • @Daedalus117
      @Daedalus117 Před rokem +19

      @@Vulgarth1 it sounds believable if you've never had unprocessed meat before, I guess

  • @snowboiiii
    @snowboiiii Před 6 lety +2994

    he started the diet as a soyboy, he is now a soyman, proud of u hbo

    • @Malkmusianful
      @Malkmusianful Před 6 lety +61

      so Harry's a movie TV channel now? has he eaten the HBO satellites?

    • @m.a.924
      @m.a.924 Před 6 lety +11

      Its not TV, its...

    • @spawnofmunky
      @spawnofmunky Před 6 lety +10

      AaaAahhhhhh
      Fighter of the milkman!

    • @youstolemyhandleyoutwat
      @youstolemyhandleyoutwat Před rokem +1

      I haven't been interested in that channel since I was 10 year old and I stayed up past my bedtime and found out about pron.

    • @TheMenas123
      @TheMenas123 Před 7 měsíci +3

      harry bomber office? home bomber office? harry box office?

  • @mithramusic5909
    @mithramusic5909 Před 4 lety +5458

    "doctors are really busy right now"
    *Checks date* oh honey no, they were not really busy just yet...

  • @alexreid1173
    @alexreid1173 Před 2 lety +857

    As a soy boy (literally a vegan man so), I gotta say that I highly recommend varying your protein sources as much as possible. Soy is great, and a complete protein, but I’m a big fan of beans (especially rice + black beans, also a complete protein), pea protein, wheat protein, etc. as well. There are so many great protein sources! I never worry about how much I’m getting because I always get enough…

    • @ryanweible9090
      @ryanweible9090 Před 2 lety +34

      this is also an older video, im just starting out cutting meat, but the beyond/impossible explosion in the last few years really changed the landscape. the stuff actually tastes good out of the box, rather than with significant work

    • @emememememememememe
      @emememememememememe Před rokem +68

      here comes Vegan Man, the vegan superhero, and of course his sidekick, Soy Boy

    • @ShizoMoses
      @ShizoMoses Před rokem +28

      @@emememememememememe I just went vegan and I absolutely am printing that on a t-shirt. If you don't mind, of course. That was brilliant.

    • @emememememememememe
      @emememememememememe Před rokem +6

      @@ShizoMoses feel free!

    • @_Wakaz_
      @_Wakaz_ Před 10 měsíci +6

      God bless you, fellow vegan. I completely and utterly second all of this brilliant comment!

  • @Xcalibus28
    @Xcalibus28 Před 3 lety +562

    The "ghost poop" is just you getting the fibre you're supposed to be eating. 25 - 30g of fibre a day is good for you and is the daily recommended in the UK. Your digestion will be on point and gut bacteria will be balanced. Many people don't get this much fibre in their diet and that's why their poo is like sludge.

    • @scottdouglass2
      @scottdouglass2 Před 3 lety +61

      To be fair, that's more like a minimum recommendation than how much you should actually be eating.

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 Před 2 lety +75

      Yeah, I boost my fiber by eating a shirt

    • @waxywabbit1247
      @waxywabbit1247 Před 2 lety +60

      @@teathesilkwing7616 Skip the threads yo. Bring out the wood pulp. Throw some truffle oil and salt on the mound and start shoveling.

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 Před 2 lety +32

      @@waxywabbit1247 I unfortunately cannot get access to the trees in my area due to the terms in the Treaty of The Beaver-Tea War

    • @anomienormie8126
      @anomienormie8126 Před 2 lety +30

      I am disturbed that “ghost poop” is odd to these people. I thought that was the default. Gross.

  • @SovietWomble
    @SovietWomble Před 4 lety +9416

    So this video made me curious enough to pickup a carton of soy milk at the supermarket. I don't think I'd ever tasted it before. And you're right. It DOES taste much better than regular milk in coffee.

    • @jamesboyle8283
      @jamesboyle8283 Před 4 lety +166

      Yah, opinions on almond milk?

    • @shitlordflytrap1078
      @shitlordflytrap1078 Před 4 lety +904

      @@jamesboyle8283 It tastes like almonds for some reason.

    • @jamesboyle8283
      @jamesboyle8283 Před 4 lety +373

      Anthony holy shit

    • @Glass_Void
      @Glass_Void Před 4 lety +264

      @@jamesboyle8283 how the fuck do you milk almonds? Do they have tits?

    • @Scanny524
      @Scanny524 Před 4 lety +252

      Try oat milk, I put it in my tea and it's great. Creamy and sweet.

  • @Horny_Fruit_Flies
    @Horny_Fruit_Flies Před 5 lety +6154

    WTF are stones? Sounds like a unit of measurement that a caveman would use. Me, Uurg Mammoth-eater, be 2 clubs and 3 sticks tall and weigh 10 stones and 42 pebbles.

  • @leehazlewoodism
    @leehazlewoodism Před 3 lety +138

    Out of context I genuinely can't tell if the Alex Jones before/after pictures are supposed to show a positive or negative change. Besides going red and growing some body hair in the second pic he looks largely the same.
    Equally revolting in both.

    • @leon6777
      @leon6777 Před 3 lety +27

      He looks wider than should be possible for any human

    • @theDENIMMAN
      @theDENIMMAN Před 3 lety +22

      @@leon6777 yeah like he's wide but not in a fat way if that makes sense
      Like...he is just abnormally wide

    • @OriginalDonutposse
      @OriginalDonutposse Před rokem +7

      Body shaming is wrong, even for Alex Jones. There’s just so many other things about him to deplore, anyway.

    • @eeeyrie
      @eeeyrie Před 2 měsíci

      @@OriginalDonutpossetrue but he's literally trying to convince you in that picture

  • @runedudez
    @runedudez Před 3 lety +91

    "We don't do pounds here" Oh yeah? Then how much did you pay for that soymilk?

  • @ItWasSaucerShaped
    @ItWasSaucerShaped Před 6 lety +1802

    'It turns out that soy beans are actually just a bean you can eat if you want.'
    M I N D B L O W N O.O

    • @suides4810
      @suides4810 Před 6 lety +20

      noxxi knox shrek debunks that women want goodlooking and rich guys! Its in a movie so its confirmd!

    • @suides4810
      @suides4810 Před 6 lety +4

      noxxi knox I mean if you judge him by that he sure is a great for a family but he isnt all perfect even when you only look at his personality. (But still good enough I think.)
      Haha and yes there are defenetly better looking animated men out there.

    • @HauntaskhanHYPNOSIS
      @HauntaskhanHYPNOSIS Před 5 lety +1

      Did I just stumble into the lamest comment thread ever?

    • @robertstan298
      @robertstan298 Před 5 lety

      THIS CHANGES E V E R Y T H I N G

    • @SephonDK
      @SephonDK Před 5 lety

      Yes this was an absolutely great point.

  • @alistairpage-mcgill2723
    @alistairpage-mcgill2723 Před 5 lety +3260

    I would like to get "It turns out that soy beans are just a kind of bean, that you can eat" on a T shirt

  • @shawnsorbom8907
    @shawnsorbom8907 Před 3 lety +225

    Frantically scrolls to see if Davis Aurini commented.

    • @notrod5341
      @notrod5341 Před 3 lety +35

      Alas, youtube struck down his channel because he got too close to the truth.

    • @rambles2727
      @rambles2727 Před 3 lety +7

      @@notrod5341 what was the truth?

    • @notrod5341
      @notrod5341 Před 3 lety +36

      @@rambles2727 idk. All women are secretly two Hitlers or something.
      He said a lot of bannable shit

    • @arizonagreenbee
      @arizonagreenbee Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@rambles2727 hbomber is a leftoid woman, apparently

  • @lucidaxe
    @lucidaxe Před 3 lety +286

    "I tend to fluctuate between... 11 and 12 stone. Which is like..."
    Oh, thank god, he's going to convert it to something comprehensible and logical like kilograms.
    "... 160 to 180 pounds...?" *shows that his conversion capabilities into yet another nebulous measurement is mildly incorrect*
    God damn it.

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 Před 2 lety +38

      @Ellie Bush its the stuff under the dirt, also called rock

    • @zacharyheine4177
      @zacharyheine4177 Před rokem +26

      I’m an American, and sometimes it’s nice to be reminded that our imperial system comes from an even more obtuse imperial system that England used to use

    • @aviaviavian
      @aviaviavian Před rokem +6

      @Ellie Bush stone is a measure of weight that they used to use, before they switched to metric. 1 stone is 14lbs, and 6.35kg.

    • @SongokuJidai
      @SongokuJidai Před 5 měsíci +2

      For anyone still wondering 11-12 stone ranges roughly 70-75kgs.

  • @MrTubeyTuber
    @MrTubeyTuber Před 6 lety +3857

    This video inspired me to try cooking something with tofu and as it turns out I have a soy allergy that has obliterated my digestive system and I'm blaming it on you personally

    • @Nshane100
      @Nshane100 Před 6 lety +315

      He-Man You tell him, He-Man.

    • @fironfiron8843
      @fironfiron8843 Před 5 lety +14

      Okinawan do that all the time. 12% of their calories...Just avoid junk food, too much sugar and fats will turn you obese.

    • @Otis_.
      @Otis_. Před 5 lety +20

      you know what they say, you are what you eat

    • @TwelvetreeZ
      @TwelvetreeZ Před 5 lety +76

      Feel so bad for laughing, damn thw universe is cruel 😅

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 Před 5 lety +2

      @@Otis_. ouch

  • @TheFinalRocket
    @TheFinalRocket Před 6 lety +258

    "That's why I'm gonna go bald in the next 12-15 minutes"
    im dead

  • @Desertedhail
    @Desertedhail Před 6 měsíci +125

    Wow Tommy talerico really committed to his veganism experiment! I’m sure his mother is very proud

  • @christophertstone
    @christophertstone Před 2 lety +49

    "Ghost Poop" is when you go, and it goes down the drain on it's own, so you're not sure if you really pooped or just imagined it.
    "Clean Getaway" is when you go, and it comes out in one solid, contiguous piece, and it turns out you didn't have to wipe.

  • @fabricante3905
    @fabricante3905 Před 6 lety +328

    >not using kilograms

    • @kazerniel
      @kazerniel Před 6 lety +48

      Same here! "Oh good, he converts the weight... to wtfpounds, come on, use the metric system!" Had to google convert it because as a filthy immigrant I don't do either pounds or stones D:

    • @philippj5711
      @philippj5711 Před 6 lety +47

      Glad I finally found the anti-imperial alliance.

    • @TheOneGreat
      @TheOneGreat Před 6 lety +25

      Count me in. lol
      It's funny. Even in England, once you work in a hospital, everything is converted to the Metric System (since it's clearly easier to use).

    • @CloppingIsMyThing
      @CloppingIsMyThing Před 6 lety +23

      Payadopa
      anything that needs precise measurements uses the Metric System, its almost like its better or somthing

    • @sofia.eris.bauhaus
      @sofia.eris.bauhaus Před 6 lety +3

      on the plus side, they have a unit called "stone". :D

  • @grayson0916
    @grayson0916 Před 5 lety +607

    9:13 the fact that he literally had no difference other than the weird ass tan has got to be the funniest shit I’ve seen in a minute

    • @obviouslymatt6452
      @obviouslymatt6452 Před 3 lety +20

      h

    • @morriscolenbrander1395
      @morriscolenbrander1395 Před 2 lety +24

      @@obviouslymatt6452 bomberguy

    • @samtorr3947
      @samtorr3947 Před 2 lety +44

      It still puzzles me why he turned bright red. I think they tried to do the usual weight loss model tactic if eating a bunch of bread and foods that generally bloat you whilst taking on as much fluid as possible then in the 2nd photo deprive his body of water and have a good workout beforehand but because he isn't in great shape he just looks 1 step from death. His eyes are barely even open FFS.

    • @bandamani
      @bandamani Před 2 lety +24

      @@samtorr3947 maybe he was flexing extremely intensely

  • @kamilareeder1493
    @kamilareeder1493 Před 3 lety +390

    I work as a personal trainer xD and I have to argue with men about soy almost every day . Im glad someone agrees with me 👀 maybe if I show them this video they'll agree with you lol
    Also, frying tofu so that its crispy and eating it w thai peanut sauce is 🔥

    • @danopticon
      @danopticon Před 2 lety +13

      OMG, pressing tofu for a day to squeeze most of its moisture out, cutting it into 1/2”-thick triangular slices, then broiling it with lemon and curry powder or other yummy goodness … ahhh, heaven!!
      Also, I can’t believe people take the whole “soy is feminizing” nonsense literally! I thought it was just a lazy insult. People really think soy will have some adverse effect on them!?? Did everyone skip 101 Bio in school?!?

    • @TheJohnreeves
      @TheJohnreeves Před 2 lety +4

      @@danopticon What firmness do either of you use for these ideas? I always get extra firm, but I'm still learning how to use tofu.

    • @danopticon
      @danopticon Před 2 lety +4

      @John Reeves - Firm or extra-firm! (I’ll use the softer/silky tofus mostly for things like smoothies.) Hope that helps.

    • @chilly456
      @chilly456 Před 2 lety +2

      Thai peanut sauce is divine

  • @aeolia80
    @aeolia80 Před 3 lety +61

    You know I've often wondered what the big deal was about a high soy diet, I was raised like that, lots of tofu, soy milk, and meat (we weren't really a vegetarian family), and then I moved to Korea as an adult and lived there for several years, and their diet was the same or more soy than what I was raised with, and no problems, heck one of my favorite things to eat in Korea was mapadubu (Korean version of mapo tofu) and it has both beef and tofu in it, hahaha, ooooh, and kongguksu, it's a cold noodle dish with freshly made soy milk with the bean bits still in it. I do have to preface that the only soy products we ate at home and in Korea were whole soy beans (edamame), soy milk, and tofu, and a little soy bean oil. But yeah, I never understood the anti-soy rhetoric, nor did I personally know anyone with a sensitivity to it. I mean maybe I was just in a bubble, who knows

  • @emilybroderick2421
    @emilybroderick2421 Před 4 lety +1976

    Watching this and hear him say, "Doctors are really busy right now" and I'm like damn right they are, forgetting this video came out two years ago. So that's where my head is at right now

    • @fjr4205
      @fjr4205 Před 3 lety +64

      I had this exact experience, pandemic solidarity

    • @TheBeethooven
      @TheBeethooven Před 3 lety +14

      Same here, I feel you :(

    • @finerthings4546
      @finerthings4546 Před 3 lety +18

      Watched it in March 2021, this is still true, sadly.

    • @hotfishdev
      @hotfishdev Před 2 lety +4

      August 2021, I had to check when the video came out after he said that because same

    • @alexalbuquerquerodriguesal108
      @alexalbuquerquerodriguesal108 Před 2 lety +2

      Yep, any minute now, any minute now, one day this pandemic will end, well at least outside of my country, It's lovely to have the most incompetent president in the whole history of Brazil.
      Fun times over here.

  • @skubber23
    @skubber23 Před 5 lety +1689

    The funny thing is, all you have to do to make tofu tasty is putting soy sauce on it after frying it

    • @3xfaster
      @3xfaster Před 5 lety +92

      skugga soy on soy on soy!

    • @TulilaSalome
      @TulilaSalome Před 5 lety +246

      In any case, unseasoned chicken would also not taste of anything. It seems a stupid argument - tofu is a good ingredient, as it tastes of whatever you want to spice it with. I would recommend smoked tofu though.

    • @TheMrVengeance
      @TheMrVengeance Před 4 lety +66

      @@TulilaSalome - On the other hand though, a nice steak grilled medium rare is delicious even without anything put on it. So the argument that _"all meat is processed and without anything on it, it taste of nothing"_ isn't true either.
      My main problem with tofu is texture, not flavour. A "naked" slice of chicken breast is bland, but not unpleasant or off-putting. That's not the same for tofu, in my experience.

    • @TheMrVengeance
      @TheMrVengeance Před 4 lety +6

      @Kaveighleen Jacaster - So tofu just materializes out of nowhere onto your plate? That doesn't get "processed".
      More importantly, the OP clearly states "frying" the tofu, so clearly preparation isn't part of "processing".

    • @TheMrVengeance
      @TheMrVengeance Před 4 lety +1

      @Kaveighleen Jacaster - So you admit you're just trolling then. Good.

  • @brightoff
    @brightoff Před 2 lety +34

    “Milk is full of estrogen”
    Me a trans guy: 👁👄👁

    • @eigilholm6979
      @eigilholm6979 Před 19 dny

      Just saying, all cows are female. This is absolutely because of the estrogen in the milk.

  • @annabeinglazy5580
    @annabeinglazy5580 Před rokem +29

    My favorite about the whole "Mock meats are heavily processed stay away" is exactly that. Most meat products ARE heavily processed. Im German, sausages are everywhere, as are patès.
    How is a soy sausauge more processed than blendend meat with Spice Mix and additives to make it pretty 😅. These days even in artificial skin because plenty of people have decided that meat in Natural sausage skin (aka intestines) is disgusting.
    So unless the Person only eats unflavored Steak I call bs on that Statement. And i dont even particularly Like Mock meats, i prefer beans and Tofu as a Protein source because i can Control the flavours there, lol.

    • @emmakane6848
      @emmakane6848 Před rokem +5

      When people say they want to avoid unprocessed things they don’t mean unflavored meat, they mean meat that they can flavor themselves or that it is ONLY being flavored, with no preservatives. Which is very rare to nonexistent compared to relatively unprocessed soy, with maybe a bit too much salt.

  • @thesinfultictac5704
    @thesinfultictac5704 Před 5 lety +2588

    Actually most Milk was never consumed in it's raw state before the 19th century. It was largely consumed as cheese, hence why Europe, North Africa, and West Asia have huge Cheese Cultures...( get it cheese, cultures, Bactria GET IT!?)

    • @tf7602
      @tf7602 Před 4 lety +19

      I don't get it :/

    • @grargknathe170
      @grargknathe170 Před 4 lety +91

      @@tf7602 a cheese culture is a bacteria in cheese or something close to that

    • @LeaderOfMetal93
      @LeaderOfMetal93 Před 4 lety +92

      @@tf7602
      *culture*:
      1: the customary beliefs, social forms, and material traits of a racial, religious, or social group
      3: the act or process of cultivating living material (such as bacteria or viruses) in prepared nutrient media
      (source: Merriam-Webster Dictionary)
      You might remember the transparent, circular containers from biology class.

    • @kaitlyn__L
      @kaitlyn__L Před 4 lety +26

      or milk-based alcohol boiled in a skin and stuff like that!

    • @BrobjeV
      @BrobjeV Před 4 lety +5

      Raw milk actually pretty good, tastier than pasteurised.

  • @ralphthemoviemaker
    @ralphthemoviemaker Před 6 lety +4182

    Yo talk about more food shit. I loved that stuff

    • @hbomberguy
      @hbomberguy  Před 6 lety +668

      Thanks!!

    • @aggregateanalysis6210
      @aggregateanalysis6210 Před 6 lety +222

      I know the content the two of you create is not entirely similar, but if you collaborated it would be amazing.

    • @fuckenps3
      @fuckenps3 Před 6 lety +13

      Watch 'What the Health'
      ????
      PROFIT!

    • @crovile9732
      @crovile9732 Před 6 lety +77

      R E L E A S E T H E S O Y

    • @yaeli_i_guess
      @yaeli_i_guess Před 6 lety +2

      WatcherWorks lol

  • @HessianHunter
    @HessianHunter Před 3 lety +49

    Pressing the water out like suggested is only necessary if you're treating tofu like meat, where you're grilling or frying it in strips. You might be able to find "Japanese style" tofu at your local grocer that's very firm and meant for stuff like that, no pressing required. However, if you want to embrace tofu's lovely silky squishiness, try eating it in some soup or a dish like mapo tofu. Most Chinese restaurants in the west offer vegetarian mapo tofu but traditionally it has ground beef bc Chinese cuisine doesn't treat tofu as a replacement for meat - instead it's its own thing, a bit like if eggs weren't so strongly tied to being a breakfast food.

  • @taytsay1
    @taytsay1 Před 3 lety +65

    “Doctors are really really busy now.” Y’all remember when when we thought 2020 would probably be neutral at worst? Back when hbomberguy made this, you know?

  • @friend_qqqqq3709
    @friend_qqqqq3709 Před 6 lety +876

    at first i thought the "i weigh X stone" thing was one of those sarcastic throwaway lines but then i googled it and that is actually what british people use to weigh themselves i had no idea

    • @drewjohn6721
      @drewjohn6721 Před 5 lety +1

      Friend_Qqqqq You...........what? 😜

    • @kittaylor5752
      @kittaylor5752 Před 5 lety +20

      We do sometimes use both pounds and kg, depending on the context. Doctors usually use metric measurements. But yeah, I was always taught as a kid to keep track of my weight in stone. It's taken years of living outside the UK to adjust to other measurements.

    • @bennolee348
      @bennolee348 Před 5 lety +43

      1800s
      >considers themselves the height of civilization
      >Weighs themselves with fucking stones

    • @SixtySecondYoga
      @SixtySecondYoga Před 5 lety +4

      Weighing yourself in stone makes more sense than weighing yourself in pounds

    • @comradegarrett1202
      @comradegarrett1202 Před 5 lety +4

      "we don't use pounds" they just use a weird multiple of pounds

  • @user-ie4tt1xp7j
    @user-ie4tt1xp7j Před 5 lety +2773

    _>stones_
    _>pounds_
    Jesus Christ, what a barbarian.

  • @IsabellaAAH
    @IsabellaAAH Před rokem +10

    3:32 As a former blacksmith (it’s complicated) swords are a neat hobby and totally valid but they are NOT a way to prove your masculinity. It is a nerd hobby. It is a hobby a random, nerdy teenage trans women can break into and fit in. Quite being pretentious about it

    • @BimpytheWimpyShrimpy
      @BimpytheWimpyShrimpy Před rokem

      As much as I detest people trying to be "butch" by posing with a sword, I likewise detest Harry's ridicule of people who are into historical fighting.
      I mean, out of all the things to ridicule David for, why aim for his nerdy hobby? His simplistic and toxic views (or the fact that he's showing off with a damn _Hanwei)_ comes to mind...

  • @Ajc-ni3xn
    @Ajc-ni3xn Před rokem +29

    MILK HAS ESTROGEN???? GODDAMNIT. I need to start drinking milk i guess

    • @arsenemercere8059
      @arsenemercere8059 Před 4 měsíci +1

      I always know that comments like this are probably a joke, but I always worry since high milk consumption has been linked to prostate cancer in multiple studies starting in the 1970s. But I always worry about everything in general.

  • @weardrake
    @weardrake Před 5 lety +271

    "As it turns out, soy is just a kind of bean you can eat"
    It's amazing that there are so many misconceptions on the internet that, for many people, this is a revelation so huge they can't even accept it.

    • @_Wakaz_
      @_Wakaz_ Před 10 měsíci +1

      And one look at East Asia - the subcontinent of the world with the largest consumption of soy PER capita - and you see the slimmest, least man boob population, least overweight and obese, most healthy, longest living and conventionally intelligent people on earth, yet still somehow people believe soy causes defects and problems for men. It is absurd how wilfully ignorant people on the internet are, but hey, I guess you can blame their bacon and sausage based diets for that; too much mammalian cholesterol and not enough natural cholesterol in the brain.

  • @expertdubs
    @expertdubs Před 5 lety +1953

    "turns out soybeans....are...just a kind of bean....that you can eat"
    aaaaaand I woke up my girlfriend with laughter

    • @sickomode2761
      @sickomode2761 Před 4 lety +7

      NaruZap that wasn’t that funny

    • @NIHIL_EGO
      @NIHIL_EGO Před 4 lety +76

      @@sickomode2761 What is funny or not can change from an individual to another.

    • @cassanateli
      @cassanateli Před 3 lety

      Really? Wow

    • @cassanateli
      @cassanateli Před 3 lety +4

      @@NIHIL_EGO And some things are so bland that it's cringey to see others find it hilarious.

    • @NIHIL_EGO
      @NIHIL_EGO Před 3 lety +41

      @@cassanateli That's great for you queen.

  • @theencolony5595
    @theencolony5595 Před 3 lety +24

    11:00
    Wait, so I can just chug milk instead of HRT? 🤔

    • @This-Was-Sparta
      @This-Was-Sparta Před rokem

      If it actually worked like that don't you think folks would talk about it more? I'm by no means an expert, so take my word for what it's worth, but I've drank a lot of milk in my life and have yet to grow tits.

    • @averagecartoonfan6348
      @averagecartoonfan6348 Před 8 měsíci

      I wish it was the easy

  • @Louie_The_Dago
    @Louie_The_Dago Před 3 lety +4

    I think its funny that a gangster with syphilis invented expiration dates for milk instead of the milk industry.

    • @prisma6799
      @prisma6799 Před 3 lety

      Are you talking about Al Capone?

    • @Louie_The_Dago
      @Louie_The_Dago Před 3 lety

      @@prisma6799 Yes

    • @prisma6799
      @prisma6799 Před 3 lety

      @@Louie_The_Dago I hope there is some sort of afterlife where I could meet him and thank him for that.

    • @Louie_The_Dago
      @Louie_The_Dago Před 3 lety

      @@prisma6799 He was a great man

  • @cjr4908
    @cjr4908 Před 6 lety +161

    the real soy boy diet was the lessons we learned along the way

    • @Mr00dark
      @Mr00dark Před 6 lety +1

      CJ R. I know it's a cleché, but I love your Ruby profile pic :)

    • @cjr4908
      @cjr4908 Před 6 lety

      I believe you will find that that is Tom, my dude. :)

  • @Crafty420
    @Crafty420 Před 4 lety +429

    I love that instead of just putting the camera down and weighing himself again he finds a separate scale and weighs the camera to subtract from his previous attempt lol

    • @guyfrom07
      @guyfrom07 Před 2 lety +25

      My thought exactly.... smart people tend to have a brain-farts sometimes! 😁
      I say that with love and respect to Harry.

    • @user-ew2sz3ez4n
      @user-ew2sz3ez4n Před rokem +2

      he probably did it to have it proven on camera

    • @emmakane6848
      @emmakane6848 Před rokem +8

      But if he did it to be proven on camera he could’ve set it up to show the scale while he was on it, or not have to get another one to show the camera weight.

    • @company671
      @company671 Před 8 měsíci +3

      I thought it was to be funny

  • @chickenskink1
    @chickenskink1 Před 3 lety +24

    me, a german, hearing someone describe their weight in "stones" for the first time: ❌👄❌

  • @andrewwerling1574
    @andrewwerling1574 Před 2 lety +26

    I was finally able to commit to and stay on a vegan diet this year. I've wanted to most of my life, but eating disorder hell was brewing in the background. Soy has been a major lifesaver for me, because it is a complete protein, containing all of the essential amino acids. The shrill "it'll give you boobs" crowd cause a lot of distractions. Some should avoid soy, but that's not a common thing. Thanks for you reasonable approach.

  • @myopinionsarefacts
    @myopinionsarefacts Před 6 lety +994

    My testosterone levels are very healthy for a guy, the problem is I'm not one

    • @Ambassador4Truth
      @Ambassador4Truth Před 6 lety +15

      my opinions are facts I'm a guy with lower testosterone level. I've been to a doctor about it because i always used to feel tired etc. But he did nothing about it. Just told me to exercise etc. I would really like to actually experience how people who are priviledge with enough testosterone feel so strong and motivated and full of energy. You see my testosterone is so low, even when the doctor was reading the result in my face, i could not ask him to prescribe me some testosterone, i just said alright thank you and bye. If i had plenty of testosterone, it would have probably gone like, give me some more and get angry.

    • @myopinionsarefacts
      @myopinionsarefacts Před 6 lety +148

      Vyas Chady I think that people have a tendency to claim that whatever they don't have will makes them a better person. It's a dangerous trap to fall in to, and I hope that you haven't

    • @zyrxom
      @zyrxom Před 6 lety +4

      Vyas Chady I heard doing squats and dead lifts help with testosterone levels

    • @nananana8846
      @nananana8846 Před 6 lety +16

      Testosterone made me depressed..

    • @nefelpitou
      @nefelpitou Před 6 lety +33

      PCOS (which is what I believe is the most common cause/syndrome asscosiated with elevated testosterone in women) is like really not fun. It can cause extremely painful periods, infertility, diabetes, cancer, acne, hirstutism etc. While for some people (particularly those who don't want children) it can have reletively benign symptoms for a lot of people that have it, it can be extremely bad. And that isnt even counting mood disorders, depression, and other mental health issues that can be associated with it. Its definately not enviable.

  • @BostonDanceParty
    @BostonDanceParty Před 6 lety +364

    To be fair 'some kind of fungus and also egg albumin' also describes a mushroom omelette.

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming Před 5 lety +3

      I think I'll stick to ombumins. Mushrooms have always kinda unnerved me.

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace Před 4 lety

      Gross

    • @heinoustentacles5719
      @heinoustentacles5719 Před 3 lety +1

      @@RAFMnBgaming same here
      Apparently it's a real phobia
      Mycophobia

  • @JCHall110
    @JCHall110 Před 2 lety +18

    I took a food and nutrition class focusing on obesity this past Spring taught by a biology professor, and the conclusion we came to in the class was basically the same you came to. The specific things you eat aren't as important as just being mindful of what you're eating. It was a really great class.

  • @biddyfox
    @biddyfox Před 3 lety +10

    the h in hbomberguy stands for Health

  • @SploogiezlDerp
    @SploogiezlDerp Před 4 lety +2753

    11:02
    "Milk is full of estrogen"
    Me, a trans girl: *runs to the fridge*

    • @Schnokers
      @Schnokers Před 4 lety +507

      DONT YOU'LL TURN INTO A COW!

    • @SploogiezlDerp
      @SploogiezlDerp Před 4 lety +658

      @@Schnokers M O O

    • @DatDudeDylan76
      @DatDudeDylan76 Před 4 lety +47

      same af

    • @jaymiddleton1782
      @jaymiddleton1782 Před 4 lety +91

      James Parker any sentient being with self-awareness can recognise it’s morally unjustifiable to needlessly exploit other sentient beings.

    • @SnoFitzroy
      @SnoFitzroy Před 4 lety +73

      Chug that E gurl!!!

  • @salokin3087
    @salokin3087 Před 6 lety +1348

    The criticisms of your soy videos were hilarious “we made up these conspiracies as a joke lol, triggered???”

    • @Mantonization
      @Mantonization Před 6 lety +247

      Yep. It's Schrodinger's Douchebag in action

    • @miserychickadee
      @miserychickadee Před 6 lety +275

      “we made up these conspiracies as a joke lol, triggered”
      Nice to see the "I was only pretending to be retarded" meme is alive and well.

    • @suicide6390
      @suicide6390 Před 6 lety +14

      considering most people who made that joke already know that milk has more estrogen in it than soy, because a lot of them are body builders, despite the whole "lmao mom's basement xDD" thing, they still work out.
      wew.

    • @four-en-tee
      @four-en-tee Před 6 lety +26

      Granted, idiots on both sides of the political spectrum will do this when backed into a corner.
      I may be a libertarian and republican, but the shit that the alt right says is fucking hilarious.

    • @NeverTriedHardEnough
      @NeverTriedHardEnough Před 6 lety +21

      Ya'll love to circle jerk, "yeah bro nobody but us has good arguments!! *strokes eachother's cocks*" jesus the political landscape is terrible right now

  • @sunnysamaroo7610
    @sunnysamaroo7610 Před 3 lety +22

    mr. hbomberguy you can't just make a 21-minute soy advertisement and post in on youtube. you've made me put soy milk on my next grocery list.

  • @Lambda_Ovine
    @Lambda_Ovine Před rokem +5

    UK: I weight X amount of stones, that'd be about... Y amount of pounds.
    The rest of the world: Bruh...

  • @kahvikone
    @kahvikone Před 6 lety +454

    I'm a man of the metric system and I feel left out and have no idea what the weights actually are.

    • @hedgehog3180
      @hedgehog3180 Před 6 lety +142

      kahvikone I honestly thought he was joking about the stones, but then I realized he was for real and I felt like I was watching someone raised by lunatics.

    • @nickslayer4368
      @nickslayer4368 Před 6 lety +88

      I feel you my kilogram brother

    • @bacicinvatteneaca
      @bacicinvatteneaca Před 6 lety +37

      We call it the international system, not the metric system.

    • @bstmeg5237
      @bstmeg5237 Před 6 lety

      Google

    • @Ricardo-fv2qi
      @Ricardo-fv2qi Před 6 lety +4

      Same here, it helps me remembering that I had a computer table that could only support 100 pounds or 45 kilograms so...

  • @Anghellik9
    @Anghellik9 Před 6 lety +713

    Wait... You lost 20 pounds in one month just eating soy?
    Brb, buying soy.

    • @Ugly_German_Truths
      @Ugly_German_Truths Před 5 lety +65

      veggies get you sated faster and are harder to digest meaning the same size of meals leads to less calories metabolized by your body (with certain exceptions like sugar even in some "processed" forms like honey... although even very "sweet" apples or cherries are less unhealthy than any sweets....) so sure, if you replace most your meat and other animal produce intake (milk, cheese, eggs) with soy and other veggies you will lose weight...
      The biggest danger is that if you do so for longer the body gets used to getting less calories from its work in "digesting" so that you on the long term simply eat more and start gaining weight again.

    • @schizoposter4705
      @schizoposter4705 Před 5 lety +10

      Just count your calories and don’t eat more than your limit, it’s easy really

    • @andrewnovak1390
      @andrewnovak1390 Před 5 lety

      Same lmao

    • @696190
      @696190 Před 4 lety +14

      two months, actually

    • @BaldingClamydia
      @BaldingClamydia Před 4 lety +8

      Hey be careful, most people aren't supposed to lose more than 1-2 pounds a week (Google your own equivalent 😆). If you drop weight too quickly it just comes back later, and that's bad for your body.

  • @ladders7087
    @ladders7087 Před 3 lety +10

    Please, for the love of God, make the Fathead/Supersize Me response video, because I've genuinely never heard anyone even mention Fathead other than my father, who is weirdly obsessed with it.

    • @src175
      @src175 Před 3 lety

      I second that.
      The fathead guy is kinda weird, and I think he's some sort of anti-masker too.

  • @WolfHreda
    @WolfHreda Před 3 lety +11

    3:40 I bet Skallagrim woke up in a cold sweat the moment that blade touched the cantaloupe.
    ... *gasp* Shitty edge alignment and posture!

  • @miss-jerk175
    @miss-jerk175 Před 4 lety +1831

    I mean eating a shit ton of tofu as a kid didn't stop me from growing up to be a trans man, so there's my two bits. Also tofu is really fucking good when it's seasoned right

    • @jaojao1768
      @jaojao1768 Před 3 lety +14

      Very true

    • @siradmin6791
      @siradmin6791 Před 3 lety +162

      Nah. They'll take that and say that tofu makes you trans I fucking bet they'll do that and say that idk 99.9999999 percent of transgender people ate tofu atleast once in their life

    • @CCuppy29
      @CCuppy29 Před 3 lety +335

      @@siradmin6791 did you know 100% of trans people breathe oxygen?? The sheeple want to cover it up but it’s true

    • @Kittsim
      @Kittsim Před 3 lety +45

      @@CCuppy29 I breathed. Shit.

    • @overgrownkudzu
      @overgrownkudzu Před 2 lety +62

      people really need to understand how tofu works. like seriously, it's not a meat replacement. it's its own food and you can't just put tofu instead of meat and expect it to be good.

  • @eazy8579
    @eazy8579 Před 4 lety +547

    As a HEMA enthusiast, I have to say that Davis's edge alignment when hey that melon is just terrible. A Rhinelander is a decent sword but has a terrible edge (as is typical with Hanwei swords, due to local regulations on sword manufacture, and most of the ones I own or owned had blunt edges, and had to be sharpen by the store), though it isn't hard to sharpen, and given how clean the cut started, it's likely this is what he did, and yet that melon just seemed to shatter after the first two inches or so, and if you slow it down you can see why. His edge alignment is just awful, and you can tell the sword is changing is path in the melon. Sorry, this is pretty unrelated, but I felt like I needed get it out there
    Edit: I should also point out that you shouldn't use fruit to test cut, because they are easy to cut, even with a dull blade, so his screw up is even more sad.

    • @sprightlyoaf9583
      @sprightlyoaf9583 Před rokem +51

      God I appreciate how completely this helps decimate the guy from all sides

    • @jeremymcadams7743
      @jeremymcadams7743 Před rokem +13

      I appreciate that you commented on that cuz I noticed it was garbage as well

    • @tomgann9383
      @tomgann9383 Před rokem

      I don’t know anything about swords, but I can pretty confidently say he looked like an un-athletic bitch (to use his choice of word) during that swing. I’m really not surprised though. After all, did anyone really believe a teenaged Davis was some alpha-male super athlete who was banging all the cheerleaders? No, he was playing Magic the Gathering and pissing his pants.

    • @ShitkidOfJamrock
      @ShitkidOfJamrock Před 9 měsíci +13

      I remember taking a slow motion video of me cutting a pumpkin in half with a decorational American revolution sword, and also my weak chemist arms
      Cut that thing cleanly in half despite having like an 18° edge that wasn't really even sharpened, so a cantaloupe isn't really deserving of a slow head turn towards the camera

    • @oscaranderson5719
      @oscaranderson5719 Před 6 měsíci +7

      just in case anyone’s still worried this man might accidentally be doing anything right, he also swings that thing like it’s his first time at bat instead of anything approaching proper cut technique. dude bought a dangerous weapon and decided to swing it around with literally zero prior research on how to use it.

  • @khazermashkes2316
    @khazermashkes2316 Před 3 lety

    I'd love to see you do more documentary/diet critiques!

  • @defenestrated23
    @defenestrated23 Před 2 lety +3

    "two pounds, 543 grams" *twitches in chemist*

  • @owyn5376
    @owyn5376 Před 4 lety +265

    I dont know what it is, but when he wears the blue blazer it makes his neck look a lot longer. There must be a scientific explination.

    • @undeadMonk
      @undeadMonk Před 4 lety +53

      It covers up the slope of his shoulders joining his neck. That's it. That's the breakthrough.

    • @rolle820
      @rolle820 Před 3 lety +16

      This is why shirt collars usually are a good idea

    • @owyn5376
      @owyn5376 Před 3 lety +8

      @@undeadMonk Riveting

    • @undeadMonk
      @undeadMonk Před 3 lety +15

      @@owyn5376 It must be, it took you eight months to read the whole thing

    • @Reverend_Salem
      @Reverend_Salem Před 3 lety +1

      @@undeadMonk that and the black v neck shirt

  • @circleoffinnishjerks4982
    @circleoffinnishjerks4982 Před 4 lety +675

    His form swinging that sword is terrible.
    That wasn't a joke, his form and swing really look wrong to me.

    • @rbl4112
      @rbl4112 Před 3 lety +93

      3:33
      It looks like he's swinging a baseball bat.

    • @pczb2692
      @pczb2692 Před 3 lety +62

      It's because he went through an... "exquisite" method of studying the blade!

    • @KannikCat
      @KannikCat Před 3 lety +78

      As someone who practices martial arts including with swords, I fully agree. Nothing has ever made me appreciative of bad swordplay by actors more than seeing that terrible form while cutting a stationary cantaloupe. :P

    • @iliesioanalexandru8543
      @iliesioanalexandru8543 Před 3 lety +39

      Practice hema myself. Terrible form. Poor edge alignment. Also really dumb choice of clothes too to swing his sword in

    • @overgrownkudzu
      @overgrownkudzu Před 2 lety +18

      @@iliesioanalexandru8543 but the trenchcoat is cool for the rational boys on the internet

  • @kiernugget2928
    @kiernugget2928 Před 3 lety +8

    Milk has estrogen...? **chugs milk**

  • @awoo21
    @awoo21 Před 2 lety +4

    10:58
    *slowly glances at my half full glass of milk*
    nah but seriously tho i feel like he's reaching through the screen to personally call me out, kinda surreal

  • @MoiderahOfVideos
    @MoiderahOfVideos Před 6 lety +1925

    oh my god davis actually left a hilariously sexist and embarrassing comment on your last video
    that's actually kind of amazing

  • @PhilosophyTube
    @PhilosophyTube Před 6 lety +1269

    Let's hit the gym together buddy!

    • @Moscato_Moscato
      @Moscato_Moscato Před 6 lety +44

      Philosophy Tube call up Shaun as well!!

    • @yvette4948
      @yvette4948 Před 6 lety +103

      Oh boy. I can already see the fanfics that will come out of this.

    • @PristianoPenaldoSUIIII
      @PristianoPenaldoSUIIII Před 6 lety +29

      Yvette Is that a dejected "oh boy", or an excited "oh boy"?

    • @Skelloween
      @Skelloween Před 6 lety +8

      Can I come? I can teach you how to squat. It's also the best way to shit!

    • @upchuckles243
      @upchuckles243 Před 6 lety +15

      This sounds like a scene in a rom com.

  • @weirdrabbitgirl
    @weirdrabbitgirl Před 2 lety +2

    ‘Slightly microwaved cipher from the matrix waving around a sword’ made me snort out my coffee, I was not prepared sir 😂😂😂

  • @sethbailey2557
    @sethbailey2557 Před 2 lety +5

    turns out the soyboy was the friends we made along the way

  • @ShinoSarna
    @ShinoSarna Před 6 lety +405

    3:40 Honestly, that 'sword review' was hilarious because this was like, the worst cut I have ever seen in my life. I'm surprised that he even cut that squash all the way through, considering he pushed the box the the side. Where did he learn his sword techniques, anime?
    ... Actually that's probably true now that I think of it...

    • @Arbmosal
      @Arbmosal Před 5 lety +55

      He did not study the blade

    • @aazhie
      @aazhie Před 5 lety +12

      Sometimes an idiot can make an expensive instrument make a good sound or two. Doesn't make him Beethoven, though some of his idiot followers may claim as such XD

    • @ralphjosephacobo8014
      @ralphjosephacobo8014 Před 5 lety

      I can't seem to find this David guy on CZcams

    • @PCLHH
      @PCLHH Před 5 lety +10

      Yeah he swings it like a cricketbat. the cringe.

    • @jaymiddleton1782
      @jaymiddleton1782 Před 5 lety

      aazhie even a stopped watch is right twice a day.

  • @papagrande7448
    @papagrande7448 Před 6 lety +227

    Your neck increased in length everytime you ate soy products.

  • @casualdejekyll5168
    @casualdejekyll5168 Před rokem +7

    As someone who lives in the American Midwest. I’m insulted that you’ve insulted corn. Me and the other two people that live in the Midwest are going to permanently ex communicate you from the corn cult we all are apart of.

    • @brandonmyers3319
      @brandonmyers3319 Před rokem +1

      I’m one of the other two people and I can’t even eat corn off the cob anymore and I still love it 😭

    • @elkathedeer
      @elkathedeer Před rokem +2

      To clarify, he was talking about Quorn, a brand of meat alternatives.

  • @shelleyjames4446
    @shelleyjames4446 Před rokem +1

    Watching all h bomber guy videos cos I’m bed ridden with covid. Thanks for the entertainment, man.

  • @alexandercorbeill4765
    @alexandercorbeill4765 Před 5 lety +659

    My mom was really obsessed with my health and what I ate for most of my life. She was under the impression that soy skyrockets estrogen levels in the body. My dad took me to a probiotic enthusiast acupuncture doctor almost every week.
    So.... I dunno if ya wanna dig the goldmine of food-science, I’d love to hear what you have to say about supplements and how they affect the culture of dieting...

    • @Robstafarian
      @Robstafarian Před 4 lety +28

      Understanding nutritional supplements is pretty simple: if you need more of a nutrient, then a nutritional supplement will help you if it is both bio-available and digestible. Bio-availability is where the complexity lives, though determining which nutrients you need more of and why you need more is pretty fucking far from simple. The point regarding digestion probably bears some explanation as well, in that getting more of a nutrient where it is needed is not as simple as swallowing a pill (thanks to structures like the blood-brain barrier).

    • @Endeva09
      @Endeva09 Před 3 lety +30

      A “probiotic enthusiast acupuncture doctor” just makes me visualise Edward Scissorhands for some reason lol

    • @Mochachocakon
      @Mochachocakon Před 3 lety +25

      "Soy sky rockets estrogen levels"
      Meanwhile Asia: "...?"

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 Před 3 lety +18

      @@Mochachocakon **Insert racist comment about Asian guys being really feminine here**
      Fucking hate that shit

    • @tylershadwick7751
      @tylershadwick7751 Před 3 lety +1

      Sounds like you had a good mother.

  • @maggot1917
    @maggot1917 Před 5 lety +193

    "Looking like a slightly microwaved Cypher from The Matrix" lmaooooo

  • @mattrobinson7750
    @mattrobinson7750 Před 6 měsíci +2

    You're awesome! I just found your channel and I've become a big fan!

    • @Absurdi5t
      @Absurdi5t Před 5 měsíci +1

      Same man very interesting topics and fun fact checking

  • @Chatulhu
    @Chatulhu Před 3 lety +4

    3:30
    "A slightly microwaved Cypher from the Matrix"
    lmfao

  • @drbrashear5474
    @drbrashear5474 Před 6 lety +145

    Why have Frosty the Snowman when you can have Lefty the Soyboy?

    • @Acreedah
      @Acreedah Před 6 lety +1

      is this a joke

    • @drbrashear5474
      @drbrashear5474 Před 6 lety +25

      Jimmius
      It is indeed a joke. Long live the soyboys.

    • @iiroaro808
      @iiroaro808 Před 6 lety +18

      Lefty the Soy Boy
      Was an angry commie soul,
      With sarcastic wit and sharp edit tricks
      And too much testosterone
      Cultural Marxism is a fairy tale, he'd say,
      In his videos
      But the right wing knows
      How Jews will control all one day

    • @mannythelazyguy6529
      @mannythelazyguy6529 Před 6 lety +2

      amazing XD

    • @knobwobble
      @knobwobble Před 6 lety +4

      Iiro Aro fuckin masterpiece you've cooked up here

  • @TheYpurias
    @TheYpurias Před 6 lety +102

    You had me at "microwaved Cypher from the Matrix"

  • @m4myman388
    @m4myman388 Před 11 měsíci +4

    Lactose intolerance is a skill issue, if you don’t go through at least a couple gallons a week you’re just not living life

  • @rowanbrown5541
    @rowanbrown5541 Před 2 lety +2

    "Doctor's are really really busy now" Oh boy you had no idea

  • @anastasiacline6159
    @anastasiacline6159 Před 5 lety +363

    You had a diet that was similar to mine - I ate mostly only vegetables. I stopped that diet and refuse to eat any weird diet now because I started passing out randomly. The worst was when I passed out during an aerodynamics class and didn't have enough time to finish the exam. I went to doctors worried something was terribly wrong and they told me passing out randomly is normal. Uh... Went to a gym that was doing a body fat study with those water-dunk-super-acurate-body-fat-calculators I was close to 14% body fat and the fitness coaches told me 13% is about when women start having adverse issues such as organ failure. Needless to say I gained weight so I could actually finish my degree in Aerospace.

    • @VictoriaOwlCat
      @VictoriaOwlCat Před 4 lety +46

      Anastasia Cline
      Congratulations on finishing your degree!

    • @SebastianSeanCrow
      @SebastianSeanCrow Před 4 lety +69

      Anastasia Cline passing out randomly doesn’t sound normal imo

    • @zoeredadams
      @zoeredadams Před 4 lety +17

      Lol when I randomly passed out the doctor told me to eat more crisps, for the salt.

    • @funkyfranx
      @funkyfranx Před 4 lety +17

      That’s not at all like the diet he was doing- he was eating a lot of processed food high in fat and calories while you were virtually STARVING yourself. Of COURSE eating nothing but vegetables is going to leave you with no energy, I can’t imagine how few calories you must have been consuming per day.

    • @cold_ay_
      @cold_ay_ Před 3 lety +44

      @Toothless I think she was talking about the diet he mentions he used to be on at 1:00 to 1:48 or so, of just eating select fruits and vegetables and getting exhausted after eating anything else, rather than the main segment of the vid

  • @enkoid
    @enkoid Před 6 lety +43

    "Nutritionist is not a legally protected term."
    All the dieticians and sympathetic skeptics just high-fived the air/screen.

  • @kitneyspears
    @kitneyspears Před 3 lety +9

    the comment he made around 6:20 really resonated with me! i’ve been vegetarian for 6 years now, and i used to miss eating burgers because of a certain ~mouthfeel~ that was appealing to me. then i ate a veggie burger and got the same mouthfeel! i felt bamboozled

  • @Jazzisa311
    @Jazzisa311 Před 3 lety +6

    I started trying out some vegan alternatives as a response to the pandemic. The one that changed my life was Silken tofu. It's basically tofu you can use to make deserts, instead of cream/eggs. The structure is amazing, you get these, well, silken desserts and cheesecakes. It also makes for a LOT les calories. I'm never going back!

  • @GVNewsFlash
    @GVNewsFlash Před 4 lety +375

    Hbomb: "We don't do *pounds* here.
    me: ok.
    me, a second later: *WAIT A ΜΙNUTE*

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff Před 3 lety +33

      Plus it gets weirder since Brits do use pounds in combination with stones. It's st+lb like you do ft+in.

    • @GVNewsFlash
      @GVNewsFlash Před 3 lety +18

      @@Liggliluff I'm from EU. We use kg-gr

    • @Dave-vk1or
      @Dave-vk1or Před 3 lety +35

      @@GVNewsFlash Is this what ultimately caused Brits to vote for Brexit?

    • @Kickiusz
      @Kickiusz Před 3 lety +4

      @@GVNewsFlash I meang, kg literally means thousand grams so it's basically the same as just using grams.

    • @xp8969
      @xp8969 Před 2 lety +12

      @@Dave-vk1or that, and all the racism

  • @explosion9815
    @explosion9815 Před 6 lety +303

    i first found this channel for a bloodborne video, and now i watch 20 minute videos on soy diets.

  • @fjr4205
    @fjr4205 Před 3 lety +5

    I started adding soymilk to my coffee creamer rotation because of this video, thank you

  • @johanneshermansson7630
    @johanneshermansson7630 Před 3 lety +2

    the fact that you chose "hope for the future" to highlight the fact that it says McCartney makes me extremely happy

  • @johnthomason9980
    @johnthomason9980 Před 6 lety +226

    "A slightly microwaved Cipher from the Matrix"
    I'm now cackling like an utter madman at how accurate and hilarious that burn is

    • @CryptidValentine
      @CryptidValentine Před 6 lety +3

      John Thomason yeah, honestly thats the most accurate description of mr splayvid aroonie I've ever see

  • @vivimannimarcos125
    @vivimannimarcos125 Před 6 lety +235

    we're losing you, hbomb. in a couple months you'll open your videos by flexing aggressively at the camera like the golden one

    • @bluekirara
      @bluekirara Před 6 lety +32

      Weronika Bober I would love to see his ironic descent into brodom.

    • @coldengrey12
      @coldengrey12 Před 6 lety +45

      "It's your dude, H. Bromberguy, pwning the liberals once again with my massive bod." lol

    • @ArcMedicalResearch
      @ArcMedicalResearch Před 6 lety +16

      and then it shall be WE who are the beh-tas

    • @Lurdiak
      @Lurdiak Před 6 lety +15

      I'd make a gif of the Golden one jiggling his pecs with Hbomb's head superimposed, but I don't actually want to have to see that.

    • @Lowfork
      @Lowfork Před 6 lety +12

      ''Look at this beautiful, jyoung man becoming more masculine and being more proud of his country every day. Take that beh-tas!''

  • @algaesachel8551
    @algaesachel8551 Před rokem +5

    3:33 Jesse we need to buy a sword.

  • @rekall76
    @rekall76 Před rokem +7

    i experienced a similar "lasting awareness" in my mid-twenties... frustrated at the state of my health, i decided on a drastic shift in diet and went vegan for eight months... lost weight, felt great... and ever since (two decades later) i daily-carry the lessons i taught myself about considering what i'm jamming into my hungry facehole.

  • @mxar2074
    @mxar2074 Před 6 lety +174

    Soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish. Jk I love soy milk, it has a naturally sweet taste to it

    • @riley8385
      @riley8385 Před 6 lety +10

      Underrated joke.

    • @transporter78213
      @transporter78213 Před 6 lety +5

      Soy leche. Soy milk is bastardized spanglish.

    • @charlx8979
      @charlx8979 Před 6 lety +2

      "Naturally" and then i look at the soy milk brands in the store, full of added sugar
      I mean nothing against sugar, but it needs the extra sugar to be sweet

    • @pentapa3923
      @pentapa3923 Před 6 lety +1

      It doesn't need sugar to taste sweet. You just have to avoid the ones that add sugar.

    • @mxar2074
      @mxar2074 Před 6 lety

      charl X no not really, it tastes sweeter than regular milk. I only buy soy milk with no added sugar or sweetener.

  • @Katie-rq7bv
    @Katie-rq7bv Před 5 lety +243

    PLEASE talk about all the wack pseudo science in nutritionism and the crazy fad diets it’s so interesting and not enough people know about it

    • @thomasw4422
      @thomasw4422 Před 4 lety +4

      Yes, that I would watch.

    • @HessianHunter
      @HessianHunter Před 3 lety +19

      People are hungry for a secret bullet to suddenly feel better and look hotter but every nutritionist I've seen that isn't trying to sell me something says the same thing - eat a diverse diet with lots of vegetables and lean protein, don't overdo it on the sugar, and don't overeat just because it's on your plate or you're bored. Obviously if you have specific needs because of whatever your body has going on, do that. For any typical person, whatever fits that mold and that you actually enjoy eating is the best diet for you.

    • @KaminaManifesto
      @KaminaManifesto Před 2 lety +2

      Here very late,but Shredded Sports Science is a great channel that does this

    • @actuallyapathy
      @actuallyapathy Před rokem

      maintainence phase is also a great podcast abt that

  • @Cacciatoredidemoni
    @Cacciatoredidemoni Před 2 lety +24

    As a vegan, I appreciate a lot this video and the previous one on the same topic!

  • @WhiteCollarCrimeDNB
    @WhiteCollarCrimeDNB Před 5 lety +679

    Tofu is just Soy Mozzarella.
    Prove me wrong.

    • @jaymiddleton1782
      @jaymiddleton1782 Před 5 lety +85

      Richard Desjardin more like soy halloumi to be honest. It fries instead of melting.

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming Před 5 lety +15

      @@jaymiddleton1782 or paneer.

    • @billyscott2041
      @billyscott2041 Před 4 lety +28

      It's not stretchy you wanker

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming Před 4 lety +10

      @@billyscott2041 If it was wanking would be quite difficult...

    • @missstripedsocks
      @missstripedsocks Před 4 lety +4

      only if you're white