Watermelon without the melon

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  • čas přidán 23. 02. 2023
  • Source: Collab.Inc
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  • @destrylefebre5392
    @destrylefebre5392 Před rokem +242901

    I found an employee who now has a mess to clean

    • @mythical5311
      @mythical5311 Před rokem +7586

      They prolly dislike the vid lol

    • @baseballdipper111
      @baseballdipper111 Před rokem +6071

      Looks like they are an employee. Look behind the pallet in the beginning, looks like a breaker box and doesn’t look like a storefront

    • @henrythebananaboy
      @henrythebananaboy Před rokem +385

      @@mythical5311 hi

    • @haylinpm8973
      @haylinpm8973 Před rokem +1928

      It was going to break anyways, plus the employees should have removed the watermelon wayyy before it got like this

    • @Planets2008
      @Planets2008 Před rokem +124

      This is what I was also thinking of too lol

  • @mikeoxmall69420
    @mikeoxmall69420 Před rokem +34284

    "you know what? screw you"
    *unmelons your watermelon*

    • @thatOneScreemingCatGoREEE
      @thatOneScreemingCatGoREEE Před rokem +699

      That's okay I have the other elemelons.
      Everything changed when the fire melon attacked tho

    • @XxCalamityAngelxX
      @XxCalamityAngelxX Před rokem +231

      @@Lazymotion It was all water, they removed the melon. They UNmeloned the watermelon

    • @arushamshafeeq9428
      @arushamshafeeq9428 Před rokem +33

      water Moises

    • @SleepyCinnamon
      @SleepyCinnamon Před rokem +37

      @@freelancephilosopher332”my watermelons!” said the traveling watermelon merchant.

    • @QUEEN4EVAFRED
      @QUEEN4EVAFRED Před rokem +19

      Actually..
      They unwatered the melon 🤯🤯🤯

  • @Wearyless
    @Wearyless Před 10 dny +363

    Kid in third grade 3.54 seconds after saying “I don’t feel so good”:

  • @parisingh-oh2lp
    @parisingh-oh2lp Před 18 dny +91

    bro lost his water gotta be delivering a baby soon

  • @HFIAPY
    @HFIAPY Před 4 měsíci +6627

    "real or cake?"
    *_"WATER BALLOON"_*

  • @Def_Not_Kryssy
    @Def_Not_Kryssy Před 6 měsíci +5361

    The Walmart employee behind him:
    👁️👄👁️
    💧

  • @juansandoval7241
    @juansandoval7241 Před 18 dny +58

    When the teacher says I should've gone to the bathroom on break:

  • @OGProbablyGnarpy
    @OGProbablyGnarpy Před 16 dny +61

    he's getting a lil too excited

  • @dakitty_cat5447
    @dakitty_cat5447 Před 10 měsíci +15349

    When you don’t shake the ketchup:

  • @LucidWCUE
    @LucidWCUE Před 7 měsíci +3377

    Bro made at least 4 employees quit their job

    • @VasoCubes
      @VasoCubes Před 7 měsíci +2

      How does this have no comments?

    • @LucidWCUE
      @LucidWCUE Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@VasoCubes XD

    • @moxxy3565
      @moxxy3565 Před 7 měsíci +9

      If you can't handle a tiny mess definitely don't work retail

    • @MakuletBrothers23
      @MakuletBrothers23 Před 6 měsíci +6

      They only found the ripest watermelon that has liquid on it 💀

    • @MR.GreenBird
      @MR.GreenBird Před 6 měsíci

      lmao true, but i feel like you can remove the whole "if you can't handle a tiny mess" part@@moxxy3565

  • @user-os2it1rs1t
    @user-os2it1rs1t Před 11 dny +8

    Sir is that a watermelon
    No its a water ball for water fights

  • @ethandevilla9164
    @ethandevilla9164 Před 16 dny +16

    "Mom, can I have some watermelons?"
    The watermelons:

  • @meeplymoon8391
    @meeplymoon8391 Před 9 měsíci +4238

    That was probably the most rancid smelling watermelon that has EVER EXISTED.

    • @Forrest_O.
      @Forrest_O. Před 9 měsíci +55

      I relate to the scent of it.

    • @troll_troll9
      @troll_troll9 Před 9 měsíci +98

      I cant even smell it but everytime i watch the video it gets worse

    • @looonlyychan7025
      @looonlyychan7025 Před 9 měsíci +53

      I can smell it through the video

    • @havik3420
      @havik3420 Před 9 měsíci +59

      That's what I was thinking. That smell has to be fucking terrible

    • @brendaburrow3745
      @brendaburrow3745 Před 9 měsíci +28

      Exactly my thoughts instantly! Woah was it soured and spoiled or what? You know what im running fast guys i cant get to puking everywhere 😂😂😂😂

  • @redanarchy37
    @redanarchy37 Před 9 měsíci +5682

    accurate demonstration of diarrhea without actually having to get diarrhea

  • @JohnAndrewBuyco
    @JohnAndrewBuyco Před 20 dny +7

    That's Not Watermelon Anymore, That's *W A T E R*

  • @palpatine121bye9
    @palpatine121bye9 Před 9 dny +2

    i found a water melon that i broke and now have to pay for

  • @mckayspencer5421
    @mckayspencer5421 Před rokem +11347

    Words do not convey how uncomfortable this makes me feel….

    • @emerald272
      @emerald272 Před rokem +134

      Gosh once we got a watermelon and left it in the kitchen, and when we came back in, we found a disgusting watermelon and a bunch of water on the floor 🤮

    • @Kling195
      @Kling195 Před rokem +12

      Apparently McKay is sensitive.

    • @Flowery0
      @Flowery0 Před rokem +14

      May i suggest you a word? "Eough" is a word

    • @Flowery0
      @Flowery0 Před rokem +4

      ​@OwO wrong owo

    • @djic2
      @djic2 Před rokem +3

      now as long as you dont think about the solid parts it should be fine

  • @sadhuman4587
    @sadhuman4587 Před rokem +14446

    Nothing triggers my gag reflex more than rotten fruits and vegetables

    • @TechDeath28
      @TechDeath28 Před rokem +321

      you can actually die from eating rotten fruit, I heard a story of a guy that ate rotten coconut and straight up died

    • @elbowman8826
      @elbowman8826 Před rokem +1027

      @@TechDeath28 did you know you can die from eating food that is rotten? pretty wild right

    • @dandiloni3040
      @dandiloni3040 Před rokem +167

      And my big fat co-

    • @bored915
      @bored915 Před rokem +349

      @@dandiloni3040Coconut 😃👍

    • @absolutelyunepic3072
      @absolutelyunepic3072 Před rokem +33

      ​@@TechDeath28 doesn't like everything that eats fruit eat rotten fruit though? They like the alcohol in it.

  • @BharatThatsIndia
    @BharatThatsIndia Před 14 dny +1

    He just broke melon's water 😂😂😂

  • @virus593
    @virus593 Před 4 dny +2

    that's why it called watter mellon😂
    get it?

  • @gawni1612
    @gawni1612 Před rokem +8257

    The poor employee outside of the frame watching you is priceless.

    • @allytie736
      @allytie736 Před rokem +164

      We cant even see the employees reaction thats how priceless it is

    • @allytie736
      @allytie736 Před rokem +50

      @OwO dont care

    • @louie2747
      @louie2747 Před rokem +67

      This clip isn’t from him. It’s been around

    • @TuleAC23
      @TuleAC23 Před rokem +10

      The worst is watching them spit the cherry pits into the corn they are shucking and putting back on the table. I want to quit so bad

    • @YogurtQueen
      @YogurtQueen Před rokem +2

      @@allytie736 its a bot :(

  • @elijahjarman2837
    @elijahjarman2837 Před rokem +14901

    Nope, that's rotten. You're gonna clear out half a store with that

    • @ForWhomBellstols
      @ForWhomBellstols Před rokem +719

      Instagram influencers don't give F about people who's gonna have to mop half store after them.

    • @jimmytheshadowleviathan7243
      @jimmytheshadowleviathan7243 Před rokem +323

      @@ForWhomBellstols its the employee’s fault for leaving a watermelon to spoil like that.

    • @RandomPerson-hd6wr
      @RandomPerson-hd6wr Před rokem +247

      ​@@jimmytheshadowleviathan7243​ well we don't know the store, we don't know the employees, but it could barely be seen and an employee In a retail store usually is very busy and the watermelon probably camouflaged, (assumption, as we dont know the store) though I never experienced a rotten watermelon so I don't know if it can smell while not being popped , also it looks like a warehouse of some sort, doesn't look like a store, or maybe it's a bigger store with a storage space

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 Před rokem +44

      I like how they cut it just as they flinch away from the smell.

    • @jimmytheshadowleviathan7243
      @jimmytheshadowleviathan7243 Před rokem +57

      @@RandomPerson-hd6wr either way, its the store’s fault for letting a watermelon get that stinky

  • @Gustavo_-p
    @Gustavo_-p Před 4 hodinami +1

    The watermelon busted on touch 😂🤣🤣😂

  • @HEYGIRLYPOPHEH
    @HEYGIRLYPOPHEH Před 17 dny +2

    They took WATERmelon to a hole new level

  • @mikeag
    @mikeag Před rokem +22876

    Rotten watermelon is quite possibly the absolute worst smell you can ever encounter.

    • @dreadernightkiller
      @dreadernightkiller Před rokem +1493

      Yup. I will not eat watermelon anymore after working years in a produce department. People don't believe me when I tell them how gross it is.

    • @Hoops0235
      @Hoops0235 Před rokem +1133

      @dreadernightkiller I work produce as well, still love watermelon. Still one of the worst smells imaginable, but a good watermelon is a good watermelon 🍉 😋

    • @mikeag
      @mikeag Před rokem +249

      @Inquisitor eh, I still vote watermelon vs decomp. I think it's the overwhelming odor density of decomp that makes it win out in reality. But, yeah. It's BAD.

    • @benns9673
      @benns9673 Před rokem +140

      @@mikeag Worst thing I have ever smelled is when we prepared hare when I was a cook . This come whole with the fur, when you open it it's the worst thing imaginable.

    • @myhtiical
      @myhtiical Před rokem +284

      ​@Inquisitor that why i keep them in freezer

  • @PaintingWinterMusic
    @PaintingWinterMusic Před rokem +15433

    Humans are 70% water . . . I'm just glad this doesn't happen to humans!

    • @elixygaming
      @elixygaming Před rokem +126

      I glad too I guess lol

    • @EternalShadow1667
      @EternalShadow1667 Před rokem +446

      Ay…lemme give you a squish real qui-oh no, no specific reason. Just thought you needed a hug….

    • @umliuq
      @umliuq Před rokem +75

      @@EternalShadow1667 hMMMMmmMM

    • @shywol6044
      @shywol6044 Před rokem +234

      women on their periods: 👁️👄👁️

    • @hellxgodlikeX
      @hellxgodlikeX Před rokem +1

      Just cut your veins and see

  • @RylanBlack-kc6xl
    @RylanBlack-kc6xl Před 14 dny +1

    They're called a watermelon for a reason

  • @sussyprogamer
    @sussyprogamer Před 8 dny

    "and all of that gonna cost $100"
    "Cash or credit"💀💀

  • @mtrcycls
    @mtrcycls Před rokem +6726

    I used to work in a produce department. We referred to these as Waterbombs because when they break they absolutely stink.

    • @fenixphucks3331
      @fenixphucks3331 Před rokem +338

      And this guy just smooshes it all over the floor 😂

    • @CHIPSPINNING911
      @CHIPSPINNING911 Před rokem +210

      It's rotten no wonder it does...

    • @7XHARDER
      @7XHARDER Před rokem +52

      Now it’s time to burn some thioacetone and really get things smelling good 👃

    • @supersonicfan7639
      @supersonicfan7639 Před rokem

      This should be a new product for trolling a classroom or something

    • @ViaCRoz
      @ViaCRoz Před rokem +62

      Not only does it stink, but I bet an employee was the one who was stuck cleaning it. Even if it looks bad, I only mention it, not touch.

  • @bruhifyssoldier2637
    @bruhifyssoldier2637 Před rokem +2857

    the janitor is gonna think someone sharted their intestines out

  • @beboelshinawy3316
    @beboelshinawy3316 Před 5 dny +1

    I can only imagine how much that water melon ate at taco bell 💀💀

  • @EMilianoGarcia288
    @EMilianoGarcia288 Před 9 dny +1

    1% melon 🍉
    99%water💦

  • @mustafahakansandk7747
    @mustafahakansandk7747 Před rokem +4609

    Remembering how disgustingly rotten watermelons stink, my gag reflex reactivated.

    • @squishyushi
      @squishyushi Před rokem +52

      I was gonna comment about it, I’ve heard it’s horrid

    • @TornadoSandwich
      @TornadoSandwich Před rokem +66

      One time my family went on vacation for a week and my parents forgot they left a full watermelon on the kitchen counter. It looked like it deflated lol

    • @rishikrishna8351
      @rishikrishna8351 Před rokem +4

      you're comment's like reached 777 on my comments time

    • @azazelgaming773
      @azazelgaming773 Před rokem +18

      As someone who’s worked in produce at grocery store it’s not fucking fun cleaning it up and smelling it

    • @your.jokes.are.lame.9747
      @your.jokes.are.lame.9747 Před rokem +1

      My reaction was completely just "😐"

  • @elijahsaenz4027
    @elijahsaenz4027 Před rokem +5045

    I worked produce at Walmart, I can confirm this was the most rancid smells you can come across in the produce department

    • @Astrqx
      @Astrqx Před rokem +151

      Back in the summer when me and the boys stole some watermelons from the field this thing exploded all over me and i had to throw all my clothes in garbage

    • @DowntownTasty
      @DowntownTasty Před rokem +90

      I was gonna say I can only imagine how rotten that smells

    • @DowntownTasty
      @DowntownTasty Před rokem +53

      @Freelance Philosopher same I’ve seen some nasty ass shit like that at Walmart. Just another reason I won’t shop there anymore lol

    • @mauricioperez6424
      @mauricioperez6424 Před rokem +55

      Dude, I send my deepest apology as a customer, if you ever had to clean that shit up. I hope to god you have a good therapist

    • @mauricioperez6424
      @mauricioperez6424 Před rokem +43

      @@DowntownTasty why is walmart such a detriment to health regulations in the US, here in Costa Rica Walmarts are actually pretty fucking good

  • @24thaddeyou
    @24thaddeyou Před 9 dny

    Bro he didnt let the watermelon finish it on his own 💀

  • @meamogus
    @meamogus Před dnem

    The watermelon got a bit too excited 😭

  • @TheWatermelonQueenOffical
    @TheWatermelonQueenOffical Před rokem +4507

    The watermelon Queen is sadden by this. No-melon syndrome is a terrible illness amongst my people. Luckily it’s very rare.

  • @Just_a_normal_person_lol1

    Son: Dad why is water mellon called that?
    Dad: ....

  • @redrose3089
    @redrose3089 Před 9 dny +1

    Nah that ain’t a watermelon that’s a water 💀

  • @amanul_2474
    @amanul_2474 Před 9 měsíci +1242

    Dad's will be like "eh probably still has 2 weeks left" *Puts it on the Cart*

  • @Valeriaxoox
    @Valeriaxoox Před 8 měsíci +1860

    I bet that water melon smells absolutely rambunctious 💀💀

    • @zgoldy1549
      @zgoldy1549 Před 8 měsíci +119

      FIVE YEARS learning about english and i never saw, tasted, touched, SMELLED neither heard that word "rambunctious"

    • @tastetherainbow64
      @tastetherainbow64 Před 8 měsíci +34

      @@zgoldy1549I’m pretty sure that word means intense or uncontrolled

    • @zgoldy1549
      @zgoldy1549 Před 8 měsíci +6

      @@tastetherainbow64 Yeah i searched about it later

    • @aliasteward9366
      @aliasteward9366 Před 8 měsíci +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Agwan1
      @Agwan1 Před 8 měsíci +9

      Idk what the hell means rambunctious, but sounds grossly.

  • @elijaelija8163
    @elijaelija8163 Před 3 dny

    Him: Makes a mess*
    Employee behind him: Nope im done

  • @user-ku8og5ug5r
    @user-ku8og5ug5r Před 3 dny

    911 what's your emergency
    Me: I found a watermelon vomiting

  • @PAYNEFPV
    @PAYNEFPV Před rokem +2240

    As a produce manager who has went to pick up a watermelon and have it melt in my hand like that: I can smell this video.

    • @sheikhu1039
      @sheikhu1039 Před rokem +17

      0oh no 😂, how bad is it?😂

    • @owlthepirate5997
      @owlthepirate5997 Před rokem +1

      Like the inside of a fermented camel corpse.. rubbed with the grease of a decayed sewer rat 🐀.

    • @bred007
      @bred007 Před rokem +9

      @@sheikhu1039 look at the below comment

    • @rmo9808
      @rmo9808 Před rokem +24

      Ahh yes the smell of feet. It takes me back to condensing pallets.

    • @atomicash2475
      @atomicash2475 Před rokem +8

      Yes, and it smells sour as hell

  • @tsc-ko1yy
    @tsc-ko1yy Před 11 měsíci +3449

    As someone who has worked on a farm with watermelons, rotten watermelon is one of the rankest things you'll ever smell.

    • @decKyo
      @decKyo Před 11 měsíci +116

      My mom had a watermelon and she didn't touch it for a month It smelled grotesque I'll never forget that distinct smell

    • @DreamSmuggler
      @DreamSmuggler Před 11 měsíci +47

      Potato snot too 🤢

    • @dillbroSwaggins
      @dillbroSwaggins Před 11 měsíci +50

      Nothing like picking up a nice ripe cantaloupe just to have your finger go through the bottom of it. Pumpkins are just as bad.

    • @tsc-ko1yy
      @tsc-ko1yy Před 11 měsíci +48

      @@dillbroSwaggins yeah! The farm I worked on was mainly pumpkins, and we'd throw them to each other so they could put them into the produce bin. Sometimes a rotten one would explode when someone caught it 😬

    • @David-eh3ht
      @David-eh3ht Před 11 měsíci +15

      When I was young I ate a rotten watermelon I was throwing up all night

  • @Nethra765
    @Nethra765 Před 13 dny

    When the watermelon is actually ✨WaTeRmElOniNG✨

  • @user-qh5ne3hn6k
    @user-qh5ne3hn6k Před 16 dny

    New achievment:"Watermelon?Naah!Melonwater?YASS SIRR!"

  • @user-wp5gm4vk8q
    @user-wp5gm4vk8q Před 11 měsíci +2063

    That ain’t no normal watermelon, that’s a watermelon that sat out for 10 years

    • @nathanchung27
      @nathanchung27 Před 11 měsíci +21

      Wouldn't that still make it watermelon?

    • @user-wp5gm4vk8q
      @user-wp5gm4vk8q Před 11 měsíci +22

      @@nathanchung27 ye I didn’t know how to phrase it, thx for the feedback

    • @nathanchung27
      @nathanchung27 Před 11 měsíci +4

      @@user-wp5gm4vk8q Np 👍🏽 I get it now hahah

    • @tankman1320
      @tankman1320 Před 11 měsíci

      nah bro it's actually me I emptied the watermelon and then dumped my load in it

    • @xtckels
      @xtckels Před 10 měsíci +3

      @@nathanchung27 not anymore... 🤢🤮

  • @Just_Salis
    @Just_Salis Před 10 měsíci +6045

    the janitor needs a raise

  • @teacakesin
    @teacakesin Před 7 dny +1

    Watermellon ❌
    Water balloon ✅

  • @SmartWay-cs8ku
    @SmartWay-cs8ku Před 19 dny

    Bro made atleast 6 employees quit their job😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @devyngaffney5843
    @devyngaffney5843 Před rokem +2796

    The stinkiest thing a produce department has to offer is a rotten watermelon

    • @ivie8630
      @ivie8630 Před rokem +52

      I beg to differ. Those rogue squishy potatoes you find in the 50lb sack are the worst.

    • @randominternetguy88
      @randominternetguy88 Před rokem

      ​@@ivie8630 FUCK

    • @jaake_
      @jaake_ Před rokem +29

      Rotten potatoes are something else

    • @Gastino21
      @Gastino21 Před rokem +13

      ​@@ivie8630 yeah, sometimes its smells like a corpse

    • @davidallamericananarchist9220
      @davidallamericananarchist9220 Před rokem +7

      I can smell this video, and I hate it…

  • @brianamitchell2540
    @brianamitchell2540 Před rokem +2250

    Rip the janitor that has to clean watermelon diarrhea

    • @Emptynes1829
      @Emptynes1829 Před rokem +1

      What did i Even said...

    • @jakob3708
      @jakob3708 Před rokem +4

      look at the background at the start, does that look like a store with a janitor in it

    • @JayFaychAych
      @JayFaychAych Před rokem +2

      ​​@@Emptynes1829 What do u even mean...

    • @Zeyahany
      @Zeyahany Před rokem

      ​@@jakob3708 bruh it's a joke 💀

    • @falaxo
      @falaxo Před rokem

      Nah, watermelon start+diarrhea with extra pee

  • @Camdensoule3456
    @Camdensoule3456 Před 12 dny

    Local Karen’s comes right behind him: “sir! What are you doing!? I was going to buy that watermelon!(to complain to the store)”

  • @hello-ut7lx
    @hello-ut7lx Před 7 dny

    Bro saying only water but then a bit of melon 😂

  • @northernmajor407
    @northernmajor407 Před 7 měsíci +2758

    Janitor behind watching:
    👁️ 👁️"
    💧 👃 💧
    💧 💧
    💧 👄 💧

  • @Crazyknight-bc3wi
    @Crazyknight-bc3wi Před rokem +3556

    As someone who has worked in the produce section of a grocery store I know exactly how that would smell. I'm sorry for everyone within a mile of that place.

  • @prateeksingh1586
    @prateeksingh1586 Před 20 dny

    The employee behind him
    "RASENGAN!! "💀💀💀💀😳😳

  • @Wh0_is_y0u3e
    @Wh0_is_y0u3e Před dnem +1

    Me when i am in toilet:

  • @headlites33
    @headlites33 Před rokem +2667

    *the janitor will remember that*

    • @FlipFlopSaber
      @FlipFlopSaber Před rokem +1

      Next you see the janitor going John wick on his ass😂

    • @a_qmz
      @a_qmz Před rokem +9

      bru why no reply 🤨

    • @i_chelsea
      @i_chelsea Před rokem +4

      he will

    • @sl6h_eindomie
      @sl6h_eindomie Před rokem +4

      ٕ

    • @aresney6449
      @aresney6449 Před rokem +1

      Bro the way I cackled like a balloon letting out air reading your comment 🤣💀

  • @jcollotzi-kc9xh
    @jcollotzi-kc9xh Před rokem +1287

    I'm a medical professional and that smell is still by far the worst one I have ever encountered.

    • @garysuarez9614
      @garysuarez9614 Před rokem +31

      Even worse than gas gangrene?
      (have you ever smelled a gangrenous limb?)

    • @lauraswoboda6265
      @lauraswoboda6265 Před rokem +7

      I confirm. Couldn't get rid of it in any ffing way.

    • @bopa3933
      @bopa3933 Před rokem +22

      @Rhirhi stopit sugar lol, the perfect food for microorganisms.

    • @curry1720
      @curry1720 Před rokem +9

      hes talking about popping a large cyst. recently had a cyst popped and boy it smells horrid

    • @evilsharkey8954
      @evilsharkey8954 Před rokem

      I’ll see your rotten watermelon and raise you rotten potato, and I don’t mean slightly dingy. I mean brown liquid rotten.

  • @nzanbenishitiri6990
    @nzanbenishitiri6990 Před 20 dny

    Your stomach after eating too much chilli 😂😂

  • @fatproductions_
    @fatproductions_ Před 15 dny

    The other customer finding a watermelon with no water 😂

  • @user-yp5ko8us9j
    @user-yp5ko8us9j Před 10 měsíci +1443

    "I'm boutta blow" - Dreamymelon

  • @Themandogwater
    @Themandogwater Před rokem +1868

    The janitor quits after a minute of working💀

    • @collyattito
      @collyattito Před rokem +3

      Just drink the water

    • @sabr_xd
      @sabr_xd Před rokem +7

      @@collyattito I think the water is rotten-

    • @xeo873
      @xeo873 Před rokem +3

      oh my god i read quit as "squirt" 💀
      *guess the janitor is twinning with the watermelon*

    • @Themandogwater
      @Themandogwater Před rokem +1

      @@xeo873 LOL 😂

    • @callm3rjay404
      @callm3rjay404 Před rokem +1

      It’s a fruit market the stock workers have to clean it there is not janitor

  • @Soft_cloudsaround
    @Soft_cloudsaround Před 15 dny

    Finally a real "WATER" Melon 😄💦🌊🍈

  • @Norton_mowing
    @Norton_mowing Před 3 dny +1

    Can we get a cleaner to the water aisle!

  • @Etherealsoulss
    @Etherealsoulss Před rokem +1686

    I found a janitor crying on a table tryna avoid the mess that employee made

    • @isaacgraves06
      @isaacgraves06 Před 11 měsíci +4

      It's in his house, you can see in the background.

    • @aliyablockr5753
      @aliyablockr5753 Před 11 měsíci +4

      @Issac Grsves no it’s probably in the back of a store

    • @sdfist
      @sdfist Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@aliyablockr5753 Graves*

    • @iwayt273
      @iwayt273 Před 11 měsíci +1

      ​@aliyablockr5753 no you can see a fridge with pic hung on it it's most likely his warehouse

    • @AAAAAHCHICKEN
      @AAAAAHCHICKEN Před 11 měsíci

      you don’t know if it’s in a store. you can literally buy those pumpkin things in bulk

  • @PayYourDamnTaxes
    @PayYourDamnTaxes Před 10 měsíci +1610

    That 1 first grader that never tells the teacher they don't feel so good

    • @idonothavealife
      @idonothavealife Před 10 měsíci +24

      that was me lol

    • @veevee92015
      @veevee92015 Před 10 měsíci +4

      POPCAT!!!!!! I used to have 49,4567 pops on there but I got my computer smashed accidentally😭😭😭

    • @veevee92015
      @veevee92015 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Btw ikkkkkk

    • @Zoro_D._Minority_Hunter
      @Zoro_D._Minority_Hunter Před 10 měsíci +16

      what is emilyscott7413 waffling about 💀💀🤣🤣🙏🏻🙏🏻

    • @TYler-dn2pm
      @TYler-dn2pm Před 10 měsíci +3

      ​@@Zoro_D._Minority_Hunterbro stop😂😂😂

  • @nathanreich3315
    @nathanreich3315 Před 14 dny

    Bro been holding that in before 300 BC

  • @Sphynx93rkn
    @Sphynx93rkn Před 13 dny

    1st sip will taste like heaven and 2nd sip will send you to heaven, probably.

    • @zortelno8951
      @zortelno8951 Před 13 dny

      Its literally rotten, 1st sip will taste like hell and take you there.

  • @stirrling_moth
    @stirrling_moth Před 6 měsíci +1297

    I bet that smells devious af 💀

    • @lucas-ls6er
      @lucas-ls6er Před 6 měsíci +23

      deadasss

    • @scarcat666
      @scarcat666 Před 6 měsíci +23

      Fr! I gagged just watching this

    • @Youraveragenotknownperson
      @Youraveragenotknownperson Před 6 měsíci +6

      @@lucas-ls6er
      💀🍑

    • @emmmahezw
      @emmmahezw Před 6 měsíci +7

      @@scarcat666it reminded me of a pimple popping video and I almost gagged

    • @shaggy4real97
      @shaggy4real97 Před 6 měsíci +6

      As a produce worker, I know this smell. Ain't as prominent as bad meat, but it let's ya know after a few days being busted.

  • @nutrigrain0197
    @nutrigrain0197 Před rokem +2027

    I worked at Publix for 5 years, mostly produce, and let me tell you that the smell of watermelons like that still haunt me. I’ve been a nurse now for several years if that is any indicator.

    • @kommpetkraill1101
      @kommpetkraill1101 Před rokem +82

      oh dear, My condolences go out to your nostrils

    • @TheWeirdo1337
      @TheWeirdo1337 Před rokem +68

      God damn, is rotten watermelon worse than a necrotic limb?

    • @explodingturducken6230
      @explodingturducken6230 Před rokem +77

      Sometimes I can still smell the watermelon that rotted and exploded in my car. It’s been 5 years.

    • @TheWeirdo1337
      @TheWeirdo1337 Před rokem

      @@explodingturducken6230 what the actual fuck

    • @TheWeirdo1337
      @TheWeirdo1337 Před rokem +59

      So rotten watermelon is a biohazard, amazing

  • @ReyasNeupane
    @ReyasNeupane Před 9 dny

    And that is called MELONWATER

  • @aqeemiman544
    @aqeemiman544 Před 5 dny

    911:what's your ermengency?
    Me:the Walmart sell melon water

  • @HanniBeeKpop
    @HanniBeeKpop Před 4 měsíci +2437

    "The watermelon is dead, it just doesnt know that yet 🎅🎅🥕"

    • @codfishface5029
      @codfishface5029 Před 4 měsíci +89

      I can hear this comment 💀

    • @Kyushu2
      @Kyushu2 Před 4 měsíci +16

      @@codfishface5029same 💀🙏

    • @J_slim
      @J_slim Před 4 měsíci

      “Would you de-melon this water melon for 1 million dollars🎅🎅🐡🐡🥕🥕🥕”

    • @QTPI614
      @QTPI614 Před 4 měsíci +21

      Bruh this ain't IDKsterling

    • @orca2985
      @orca2985 Před 4 měsíci +7

      Wrong channel, dude.

  • @soxrii
    @soxrii Před rokem +2075

    Let me tell you, the smell of rotten watermelon is one of the worst I have ever encountered. I only had to deal with it once when I was a young child and it STILL TO THIS DAY haunts me.

    • @freejedisentinel2878
      @freejedisentinel2878 Před rokem +16

      I read this in FredoTV voice.

    • @Choujifangirl
      @Choujifangirl Před rokem +49

      It’s that bad!? holy jeez, I mean I understand any type of rotting vegetation isn’t going to smell pleasant but bad enough to haunt you to this day, that is some significant stink right there my dude

    • @PhysicallyAwake
      @PhysicallyAwake Před rokem +30

      @@Choujifangirl one time I opened my lunch break after Christmas break (2 weeks) and accidentally left oranges in there, there were so moldy that the entire lunchbox had to be thrown away. Never to this day have I eaten an orange lol

    • @DarkFoxKirin
      @DarkFoxKirin Před rokem +12

      I've heard rotting potatoes smell worse

    • @maissamoritz5532
      @maissamoritz5532 Před rokem +5

      Now you're making me curious I wanna know

  • @Yourbroishome4556
    @Yourbroishome4556 Před 17 dny

    Jokes on you,the water melon had a soft skin💀

  • @b7deocamporonelio897
    @b7deocamporonelio897 Před 7 dny

    YOO IT'S THE WATERMELON FROM MR BEAN 🔥🔥🔥

  • @dragons0914
    @dragons0914 Před rokem +3636

    My condolences to the employee called for that bs.

    • @lorenzodiambra5210
      @lorenzodiambra5210 Před rokem +1

      my penis balls when I have to wake up at 6:30:

    • @auvare5638
      @auvare5638 Před rokem

      @@diivision2139ok I won’t

    • @vincentdolphin123yt
      @vincentdolphin123yt Před rokem +5

      It’s his house (you can see the fridge at the start) (I think)

    • @dragons0914
      @dragons0914 Před rokem

      ​@VincentDolphin123YT that is a workspace my g. Those are stacked in a display box on a ballet. Looks like a back room.

    • @fvez_
      @fvez_ Před rokem +10

      ​@@dragons0914 and only employees can get into the backroom right? So that must mean the guy taking the video is an employee and has to clean it up himself. 🤯 woah so craaaazy

  • @KelMungus
    @KelMungus Před 15 dny

    "Sir it's only November 31st-"

  • @watermelonthings12
    @watermelonthings12 Před 15 dny +1

    Well it IS called a watermelon for a reason

  • @vikkkstar
    @vikkkstar Před rokem +2206

    That is called a rotten melon, Sir.

    • @spacetaco048
      @spacetaco048 Před rokem +22

      ... Everyone knows that Timmy

    • @vikkkstar
      @vikkkstar Před rokem +38

      @@spacetaco048 It seems not.

    • @spacetaco048
      @spacetaco048 Před rokem +10

      @@vikkkstar your power of reasoning is extraordinarily lacking...

    • @C-A-R-L-A
      @C-A-R-L-A Před rokem +17

      ​@@spacetaco048 i didnt 🌚👍

    • @boufahima2498
      @boufahima2498 Před rokem +10

      @@spacetaco048 I didn’t 😅

  • @ROCKETTLUVU
    @ROCKETTLUVU Před rokem +1324

    Justice for the janitor 😔✊

  • @stevenmoring8228
    @stevenmoring8228 Před 17 dny

    employee: ok sir what are you buying today😊 him:melon water

  • @EkuPeeet-er2xo
    @EkuPeeet-er2xo Před 15 dny

    Plot twist :- you somehow find it relatable 💀

  • @LitZenoxx
    @LitZenoxx Před 8 měsíci +2396

    "Wanna Eat WaterWater?" 💀

  • @omghi3989
    @omghi3989 Před 11 měsíci +2222

    Bro really just got the other perfectly fine watermelons dirty 💀💀

  • @user-dj4ou1sx3h
    @user-dj4ou1sx3h Před 7 dny

    Cashier: You havent payed For that yet..

  • @user-nj7sw3mg1c
    @user-nj7sw3mg1c Před 19 dny

    Me: I want watermelon!
    Mom:there's watermelon at home
    The watermelon:...

  • @paobbelen
    @paobbelen Před 2 měsíci +1761

    Bro made 3 employees quit
    Edit:MAMA IM FAMOS

  • @divineshrek3307
    @divineshrek3307 Před 11 měsíci +1031

    Congrats, you started a janitor's villian arc.

  • @jacbell34
    @jacbell34 Před 10 dny +1

    This brings back memories . . . Of Taco Bell

  • @pallabipriyadarshini3536

    That one percent of melon be like : bro😅 I am not water that u mixed me up.

  • @user-nk8vf7zb2y
    @user-nk8vf7zb2y Před 2 měsíci +1689

    "When the diarrhea be hitting harder than you thought." 💀

  • @ImYourStalker
    @ImYourStalker Před rokem +1459

    Dude made the janitor quit

    • @Kaori_k1t
      @Kaori_k1t Před rokem +1

      fr

    • @bexmac8136
      @bexmac8136 Před rokem +1

      I think it’s important to always consider the impact of your actions on the janitorial staff!

    • @Cnaztee
      @Cnaztee Před rokem +1

      Dude steals comments

    • @ImYourStalker
      @ImYourStalker Před rokem +2

      @@Cnaztee i didnt know this was already commented

    • @BossKnight
      @BossKnight Před rokem +1

      Watermelon piss

  • @ruchikamehta1384
    @ruchikamehta1384 Před 17 dny

    *watermelon is only 97% water*
    this watermelon 100% water

  • @IL0V3HUTAO
    @IL0V3HUTAO Před 18 dny

    Bro took scamming to the next level 💀

  • @Eaten_squid_cake
    @Eaten_squid_cake Před rokem +654

    What schools think guys will do when they see a girl with spaghetti straps

  • @GlacierLeviathan
    @GlacierLeviathan Před 10 měsíci +2178

    Can’t even eat a watermelon in Detroit, bruh. They stole the whole melon😭😭

    • @kingofpoptarts3604
      @kingofpoptarts3604 Před 10 měsíci +26

      Sorry bro thats ohio water melon there like that but the water is little sweet

    • @comanddeer
      @comanddeer Před 10 měsíci +5

      fr 💀

    • @veevee92015
      @veevee92015 Před 10 měsíci +5

      I know the little spider in ur profile pic! I used to watch his series all the time, but he stopped being in my recommended section. I forgot his name😓

    • @GlacierLeviathan
      @GlacierLeviathan Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@veevee92015 it was Lucas the spider, Yw

    • @You28458
      @You28458 Před 10 měsíci

      Fr