Haitian Jonas Things Haitian Parents Say

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  • Haitian Jonas & Haitian Father Goes in on things Haitian Parent & Haitian Kids Say
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  • @jennysanchez7530
    @jennysanchez7530 Před 10 lety +25

    sometimes you ask them to go somewhere and they said yes than on the day you said can you go they say no

  • @barbararivera2371
    @barbararivera2371 Před 10 lety +11

    The plastic fruit bowl on the table" lmao! Reminds me of my mom!

    • @tehutimes1
      @tehutimes1 Před 9 lety

      Barbara Riviera Its cool I grew up with tpfb(the plastic fruit bowl) sur la table &plastic covered couches @ home & @ my aunts homes also.

  • @PinkPearlsBK
    @PinkPearlsBK Před 12 lety +2

    Haitian Dad was on point especially with all the sound effects. lol

  • @WilkineBrutus
    @WilkineBrutus Před 10 lety +16

    The plastic fruits though...hahah, I lost it. Hilarious.

  • @sweetmia22
    @sweetmia22 Před 10 lety +13

    Haitian parents are too.much.

  • @chrislandeaugustin473
    @chrislandeaugustin473 Před 10 lety +15

    Everything is so true and who is George? I never get that

    • @FabiolaMo
      @FabiolaMo Před 7 lety +2

      it's a tornado which destroyed a huge part of the country.

  • @poppyshow1996
    @poppyshow1996 Před 10 lety +5

    love the "mmm mmm mmm" sounds...

  • @lifeoftharly7660
    @lifeoftharly7660 Před 10 lety +21

    my grandma keep saying "W'ap kon'n jorg" too...i was born in haiti and i don't even know who and what is "jorg"!!! *sight*

  • @sgrim
    @sgrim Před 10 lety +20

    am i the only one that thinks that haitian Jonas isnt funny at all and Haitian Father is HILARIOUS? come on guys.

  • @bernardejoseph6682
    @bernardejoseph6682 Před 8 lety +4

    Levé levé levê get up get up 😂😂

  • @teemulan6736
    @teemulan6736 Před 10 lety +6

    LMAOO he said ugly grand babies

  • @honeystjuste
    @honeystjuste Před 10 lety +4

    thank you who is geroge

  • @Sam2rreal
    @Sam2rreal Před 8 lety +16

    I haven't slept since I was 2😂

  • @chery_dominique
    @chery_dominique Před 12 lety +1

    It never taste like ice tea cause they kill it with essence LOL... I love it, watched it mad times already, tearing up each time.

  • @sweetma4life
    @sweetma4life Před 12 lety

    The "You wanna beat me" comment is my fav... after the cable comment! Yall got it on point!

  • @zandesu
    @zandesu Před 12 lety

    The get up part is so CORRECT !!! These guys are on point with this vid

  • @jennysanchez7530
    @jennysanchez7530 Před 10 lety +3

    that's what i have to hear everyday or sometimes when you ask them for something they give you the ones that are cheap not the exact one that you wanted

  • @IETREMY
    @IETREMY Před 12 lety

    I cant breathe!!!!!!
    I would have listened to my parents more when I was in high school, but Haitian parents are tooo funny when they are mad

  • @HaitianHunny
    @HaitianHunny Před 12 lety +2

    HAAAAAAAA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
    OMFG, I know I've heard EVERYTHING you said from either my parents mouths or my aunts and uncles!! That was just hilarious and such a blast from the past. Don't you just love having Haitian parents?!? lmao
    Inspirations & Blessings,
    Nat

  • @woubenfleuridor9257
    @woubenfleuridor9257 Před 11 lety

    I cant express how true this is.

  • @miamibeach1305
    @miamibeach1305 Před 12 lety

    My whole life just flashed before my eyes!

  • @Skym1ke19
    @Skym1ke19 Před 11 lety

    he so right!!! and the whole time he has a straight face

  • @DjCris34
    @DjCris34 Před 12 lety

    is hilarious how he says here... "u no pay billz heeeeeeeeereeeeeee!" lmao

  • @MrJamesBmx
    @MrJamesBmx Před 12 lety +1

    Shout outs to all my Haitians though!!! WE ALL KNOW EVVVVERYTHING in this video was on point

  • @Dooptasticness
    @Dooptasticness Před 12 lety

    Beni swaaaa letenel!!! Glwa a Dieu!!!!

  • @MindOfCreation
    @MindOfCreation Před 12 lety +1

    I died when he said " fwom wags to wiches" lmaooooo

  • @shirleyfrancois5298
    @shirleyfrancois5298 Před 11 lety

    I heard this daily when I was home. Oh the memories

  • @MegaFairandsquare
    @MegaFairandsquare Před 11 lety

    He heee! My kids think this is hilarious! They're so lucky! Yet they complain that I talk too much. Good job bro!

  • @WoodT92
    @WoodT92 Před 12 lety

    1.Steven jo
    2. Haitian v
    3. Haitia jonas
    The best haitian comedians in america lol

  • @VLeandre
    @VLeandre Před 12 lety

    beni soit l'eternel! hahahahaha i was dying!!! but you forgot "mes amis wo" *in my haitian lady voice* lmaoo

  • @JAMiSHNeSS868
    @JAMiSHNeSS868 Před 12 lety

    LLLLLLLLAWWWWDDD. I never laughed so hard. I'm not even Haitian but I grew up around ALOT of them.

  • @emoneyliciouss
    @emoneyliciouss Před 12 lety

    Lmfaooo ! I love this ! You forgot to say "demask'ou deva'm !s

  • @emanisdaman
    @emanisdaman Před 12 lety

    "I haven't sleep since i was 2 years old!" LMAO!!!!!!!!

  • @munrochamberslover03
    @munrochamberslover03 Před 12 lety

    OMG I LUV THIS GUT HE IS ON THE BOMB IM HAIATIAN AND I KNOW WAT HAITIAN PARENT 'S SAY AND IT IS TRUE AND US AS THERE CHILDREN I THINK IT IS TRUE

  • @GardenStateReaper
    @GardenStateReaper Před 12 lety

    I COME HOME TO-TO-TO-TO, CLEAN THE HOUSE!! AND THEN I GO BACK TO WORK, I CAN'T EVEN SLEEP THE LAST TIME I SLEEP I WAS 2YRS OLD..... LMAOOOOO

  • @morenaheart9457
    @morenaheart9457 Před 11 lety

    Haitians say Bookface.... OMG the dad is maddddd funny

  • @Sajeans23
    @Sajeans23 Před 12 lety

    I DIED AT "YOU COME HERE WITH COCORAT TO MAKE BABIES" !!!!!!!!!

  • @Hotaruprism
    @Hotaruprism Před 12 lety

    Lmaoooooooooooo 'why you have plastic fruits on the table, I want real fruits I'm hungry'

  • @boricuamissy123
    @boricuamissy123 Před 12 lety

    No dad im not wearing my uniform to the prom . Lmaoooooo

  • @Lovely6Ash
    @Lovely6Ash Před 12 lety

    The memories of my childhood.

  • @thankgod25
    @thankgod25 Před 12 lety

    OMG!!!! This is tooooooo funny! Its so hard being half Haitian and half Cuban. My dad NEVER took us to the doctor and my mom keep the TV on Telemundo!

  • @jetcessant8550
    @jetcessant8550 Před 9 lety

    the Haitian dad is hilarious

  • @marginelouis6674
    @marginelouis6674 Před 9 lety +1

    Man this vid is deadly I'm gonna die from laughter

  • @hairbyhillary
    @hairbyhillary Před 12 lety

    ..." I'm not CHEAP I'm BROKE there's a difference" LMAO

  • @tineytazz
    @tineytazz Před 12 lety

    Jonas..You forget to mention....."Mwen pa vle koute Kret Krat!"

  • @GladysGrace001
    @GladysGrace001 Před 12 lety

    "you come here with cocoa rat." funny.

  • @katshep1
    @katshep1 Před 11 lety

    yo yall dont understand that everything this guy just said is exactly what i have to hear everyday!!!

  • @VellaBella4
    @VellaBella4 Před 12 lety

    ROFL LMFAO The funny part is that i'm a Haitian american, but i see myself talking like this when I get older..my future kids are gonna be pissed

  • @young1522
    @young1522 Před 12 lety

    You missed, "Ki kote ou tande??" lol

  • @BLink2fu
    @BLink2fu Před 12 lety

    O.M.G!!!!!!!!! I am so happy you made this vid, this is legit my life, i thought my mom was the only one who threatened not to cook just because I came home w/food lol love it HILARIOUS!!!!!!

  • @bkzbabygurl4life
    @bkzbabygurl4life Před 12 lety

    Lol....the clothes in the barrel, that's a constant argument especially when it's NEW CLOTHES

  • @magdalaone
    @magdalaone Před 12 lety

    "WHO IS GEORGE?" LMFAOOOOOOOOOO ohh shit this is classic!

  • @VellaBella4
    @VellaBella4 Před 12 lety

    "I make something to nothing...from rags to riches..and i'm still not rich!" ROFL

  • @TachaBaby
    @TachaBaby Před 12 lety

    I think every Haitian parent is the same! When r we gonna get a Haitian reality TV show?!

  • @dwadefan4lyfe2
    @dwadefan4lyfe2 Před 12 lety +2

    "u don't pay beelz here"

  • @OneCraYzeeChk7
    @OneCraYzeeChk7 Před 12 lety

    Get up, get up, get up time for school!

  • @GardenStateReaper
    @GardenStateReaper Před 12 lety

    1:47 that laugh my mother does that EVERYDAY!!!!

  • @katefirewolf
    @katefirewolf Před 12 lety

    Lmfao u wanna beet me , u wanna beet me naw ,,... Had me dyin lol

  • @HaiTianQuTie
    @HaiTianQuTie Před 12 lety

    I could not stop ROTFLMFAO...this is so accurate!! Wouldnt change being Haitian for the world!!

  • @ughchelsey
    @ughchelsey Před 8 lety +1

    I CANT BREATHE

  • @eightstreams
    @eightstreams Před 12 lety

    Ohhhhhhhh emmmmmmmm geeeeeeeeee, this is so true! WOW, it's funny how haitians in America are the same everywhere you go. Thanks for the laugh! I love the part "who's dat gel you bring Heee!" hahahhaaaaaa! and the thing of parents putting ur clothes in the droom. So true, I'm 26 and I'm still trying to keep my mother from doing that! hahahaaa!

  • @JasmineStaceyy
    @JasmineStaceyy Před 11 lety

    just started crying after the first minute LOL this is hilarious and SO TRUE

  • @NEGUSNATION
    @NEGUSNATION Před 12 lety

    Why you got all my clothes in the DWOOM.....I wear them! LMFAO!

  • @Zoegottiy
    @Zoegottiy Před 8 lety

    the stuttering had me laughing

  • @CarpeDiemPierre
    @CarpeDiemPierre Před 12 lety

    Gawd...I love this video so much. LMAO!!

  • @gammainme
    @gammainme Před 12 lety

    Incredible!! Thank you!

  • @divinezoe84
    @divinezoe84 Před 12 lety

    BOL I LOVE IT SO TRUE"Why u have plastic over $2000 coaches lol"

  • @RiaSpitz
    @RiaSpitz Před 12 lety

    Lmao funny thing is I came to this video after my little cousin got a whooping after my aunt asked , " You wanna beat me?!?!" lol

  • @Alleriquem
    @Alleriquem Před 12 lety

    DADDY WHY WONT YOU GET ME BRACES ! lol i love this channel booth of themare funny

  • @theprodigy595
    @theprodigy595 Před 12 lety

    this is perfectttttttt. My whole life story in one video! thank you!, im still eating that soup...

  • @AdoreAbi
    @AdoreAbi Před 11 lety

    The cable part is sooo true lmaooo

  • @supastarnyc
    @supastarnyc Před 12 lety

    why does your iced tea NEVER taste like iced tea! LMAOOOOOOOO

  • @MzBleu91
    @MzBleu91 Před 12 lety

    you wanna beat me? you wanna beat me? ahahahahaha

  • @loverboykimani
    @loverboykimani Před 12 lety

    tthis is too funny im not haitian but i still enjoy these

  • @Urgirlsyn
    @Urgirlsyn Před 11 lety

    Direct TV can come get their boxes directement!!!!! LOL

  • @Ggarcon007
    @Ggarcon007 Před 12 lety

    "I'm noting, made someting to noting, from rags to riches" lmao

  • @therookiemistake19
    @therookiemistake19 Před 11 lety

    Oh my god, this is to accurate!!!

  • @Giggawatt986
    @Giggawatt986 Před 12 lety

    "you come here with coco hot, and she so ugly, and u come to make me ugly gwand babies".... I died at that part cause that's what all Haitian parents say

  • @tfaps
    @tfaps Před 12 lety

    "Who is George?"" LMAOOOOOO Wap konn Jog!

  • @yolandairene
    @yolandairene Před 12 lety

    LOl I am not Hatian but some of my friends are and their family members sounds exactly like this. Thank you

  • @eightstreams
    @eightstreams Před 12 lety

    But at the same time, this also highlights the sacrifices haitian parents make to support their children. Being born in the United States is a blessing, especially when we realize what our lives could have been like in Haiti. So, that being said, I actually prefer haitian ice tea than the regular kind. You know essans and citwon spices up any drink! lol!

  • @churching4life
    @churching4life Před 12 lety

    You guys need your own show, you on point!

  • @kongking654
    @kongking654 Před 12 lety

    those sound effects around 0:30 seconds are soo true

  • @theprodigy595
    @theprodigy595 Před 12 lety

    i love it even though it can be annoying at times lol

  • @iLoveKianaTaylor
    @iLoveKianaTaylor Před 12 lety

    I love going to church. This is hilarious tho.

  • @RSkyline350
    @RSkyline350 Před 12 lety

    the father forgot to say " May Zummni Woyyyyyy!!!!"

  • @CurvyBunny16
    @CurvyBunny16 Před 12 lety

    i love this!!!! the kids part is sooooo damn true!!!

  • @TheKillaShow
    @TheKillaShow Před 12 lety

    Direk TeeVee can come get de batiz dirrrrrrektermon!!! Im dying over here lmao

  • @WizBriceGuy23
    @WizBriceGuy23 Před 12 lety

    co-co-co-co-co-co-con heee, who's dat gehl you bring heeee??! :D lmaooooooo

  • @lilmizchelly
    @lilmizchelly Před 12 lety

    Ma dad Bee sayin those thing n i be lik Mwen pa konnen george!!

  • @peace_and_love265
    @peace_and_love265 Před 12 lety

    Too funny!! This is the real deal!

  • @lildtorrey
    @lildtorrey Před 12 lety

    This shit killed me right here lol, that L'huile Masqueti was on point

  • @Zoeymarley
    @Zoeymarley Před 12 lety

    i got to go church every day lol so true

  • @Dooptasticness
    @Dooptasticness Před 12 lety

    lmao!!!! L'huile Maskerti is THE remedy for all ailments!

  • @civil1412
    @civil1412 Před 12 lety

    Get up get up get up time to go to school leve leve leve leve get up get up SHET! get up

  • @cutieonfire123abc1
    @cutieonfire123abc1 Před 12 lety

    My Mom Is Always Saying "Timune Eseete Franke Wii"

  • @futurepedi79
    @futurepedi79 Před 11 lety

    He live in a house, I want to sleep somewhere else LMFAO!!!!

  • @niangne
    @niangne Před 12 lety

    funny thing is i still got soup joumou in my fridge too that
    shit solidifies hella quick lol

  • @tyrans1fan
    @tyrans1fan Před 12 lety

    Bahahahaha!!!! All I gotta say is AMEN!!! Dis iz alllllllll true!!!!!! Lolz u da funniest!!!!

  • @lovefafie
    @lovefafie Před 12 lety

    A Plastic or Porcelain Fruit Basket is always on a Haitian Table, lmaooo smh!!!