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Sounds about right for the Imperium. Also how the actual fuck did someone figure that out? Did some imperial dude go "What if I liquify that xeno and drink him?"
Most likely it was some form of xenobiologist, but retarded nonsense like that is exactly what I would expect Imperial Nobles get up to when they're too busy not doing weird pervert stuff or mishandling enormous amounts of the Emperor's resources.
Knowing how fucked Imperium governors are that is probably exactly what happened.
I imagine someone decided to run tests on them just for fun.
I imagine Dark Eldars' homonculi trying to inject diverse fluids on human slaves to see what happens, discovering this, and then spreading the world to mess with the humans and the Anfarians
"I had a tough week, I'm gonna melt your ass down into goop and bang it into my forearm"
Those fools shouldve known the flesh is weak
Ikr, if you wanna live longer just go to your local Tech Priest or something.
*NANOMACHINES, SON!*
@@exaggeratedswaggerofablackteen They have terrible dick replacements. All their prosthetic are toaster slit sized. Besides, cyberware is for the poor.
Just imagine how the rejuvenation effect was discovered.
"Damn Julius, you look way younger than before! What did you do?"
"I'm not sure, to be honest, perhaps it was one of the xenos I liquified and injected into my bloodstream last week"
"Are you into that kind of shit...? nevermind, this might be worth looking at- which xenos did you liquify?
"Now that's the problem- I tried with about 20 different races last week"
"20 just last week...?
"give or take, yes"
"well, we have work to do"
Julius
“Haha yes, i finally did it i found out which one it was!”
-Julius looking 5.
Doctor: “anyway i’m gonna take credit for this, hey space marine here is a kid for your order.”
Emperor’s Children: “oh hey compatible, thank you for your contribution.”
And so we get the backstory of Fabius Bile… and why he looks so old even before Fulgrim arrived.
Worst part is that the rejuvenation thingy was discovered after the Heresy happened and the Imperium didn't have anyone of importance to uphold the law because everyone was either dealing with the traitors on all factions of the Imperium or licking their wounds so the discovery acted as a signal to kill them without consequences
The species was *long* dead before the heresy began, or ended for that matter
This is the same outfit that spits fire at the Tyranids for doing much the same, but more efficiently.
😂😂😂as they should because tyri are eat everything and it's there nature thra they don't stop
@@dkbros1592 So, just like the Imperium.
@@TruculentSheep "Mankind trying to survive amongst total war and alien bugs consuming literally anything and everything organic are the same! I'm very smart!"
@@LiftForYockey When you're older, I'll tell you what satire is.
@@TruculentSheep There are so many r-worded f-words online that you can't take your statement as satire since people believe even dumber stuff. When you're more full of life, vitality and youth you'll understand that.
The Diasporex were saddest case to me, they just wanted to be left alone but were hunted by Ferrus and Fulgrim who was already falling to corruption, you know no good outcome could come for the Diasporex even if they had surrendered unconditionally.
Didn't the Diasporex have human slaves?
@@zackcoggins9752 IIRC the Fulgrim novel shows them mostly as a cooperative society, the human element of it was there by choice and when given the chance to join the Imperium and ditch their Xeno allies they declined; at the end of Fulgrim and Ferrus' campaign the Xenos were killed wholesale and the surviving humans sent to compliant planets as slave labor, it's likely that was the first contact the human Diasporex had with that sort of servitude.
@@g.sergiusfidenas6650 - Ah okay. It's been a while since I read Fulgrim. I remembered the humans being not in the best shape and the Primarch reacted negatively to that.
They were xeno loving species traitors. Serves'em right.
In the case of Ferrus, if I remember correctly he offered to allow the humans to live if they forsook their xenos allies, the humans said no, so Ferrus engaged a campaign of annihilation on them.
Until he showed up they were doing ok but his philosophy demanded human supremacy and working with xenos went against that.
It's not easy being Green...oh...wait...yes it is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
Idk, that one xenos race, the muhlari, were exterminated by the deathwatch, had their bones ground to dust, had all of their knowledge ground to dust, had both mixed together, and shot into a dying star.
Like, sure, what happened to these wasn't good, but god damn, what did the muhlari do to the deathwatch? Lane cut them by accident?
They offered to just give their knowledge (which included some INCREDIBLY effective anti-Chaos measures) to them with absolutely zero strings attached.
You read that correctly, an alien species was annihilated by the Deathwatch because they offered to hand over their anti-Chaos knowhow without any issues, a fight or any strings attached whatsoever.
@@discountplaguedoctor88that’s stupid
@@discountplaguedoctor88not saying your explanation is, just that the writers should have found a actual reason besides “grimdark”
@@discountplaguedoctor88 Now that's even beyond grimderp.
@@BenjaminIzquierdo-nb6tq Idk why you think that. People who are so full of hate often do braindead stuff like that. Austrian Man during WW2 massively weakened his country's war effort by industrializing his geno.
I wonder how the imperium would react to one Of the emperor sons if They Ruled an alien Empire
Like what if Guilliman Woke up early But
Was stuck on The primitive planet of the tau and he made the tau empire
We have two Primarchs we don't know about. That's certainly a possibility. Another idea I like is that one of the lost Primarchs was raised on a planet that managed to weather the Age of Strife with no external contact, and therefore had a 5000 year old tradition of pacifism.
We would have a third Lost primarch.
@jesseberg3271 we know a little about them and it's highly unlikely being as we know one fought in the rungdung wars and the other was called the quite one by fulgrum so that is one of the few facts we can state was they didn't rule any xenos races.
Imo the master of the 2nd legion the quiet brother spoke out once against the blind extinction of xenos races and got the only primarch utterly loyal leman to execute him the 11th primarch is probably a withered walking corpse locked away below the imperial palace no longer of use, or is the fabled forgotten proto primarch the other great angel
@@browniechann88blackie55I don't buy the whole "Russ killed them? theory. Every time he's tried to kill a primarch, he's almost died himself before getting his ass pulled out of the fire, or just wimped out of it. Fulgrim is head and shoulders above him as primarch killer.
I m wondering how they discovered it... Was some guy just walking in the streets some day and did he suddenly go like: "You know what.... I want to eat a smoothie out of this xenos." ...,because this sounds really plausible in wh40k setting....
Yeah, you'd expect that line of logic from the drukhari, but I can see how something like that would happen.
After all, xenophobia is rife in the imperium, and no effort is made to temper the hate motivating it. Much like the followers of slaanesh, those who live in hate must resort to greater yet greater acts of savagery in order to satisfy it.
It's not unlikely that the first liquefaction was some kind of hate crime. It's only natural in a setting like 40k for such single incidents to result in massive suffering further down the line, as reasons are found to continue perpetuating the cycle of hate, pain, and violence
We got cravings, man.
I think that this is a reference to Stookie Glanding from Judge Dredd...
First time ive heard about humans accepting xenos. Curious.
The tech level probably has something to do with it
The Tau were also ignored when they were just tribal
When I saw the bottle I thought you’d talk about alpharius and the alien he kept in a jar in his room 😂
That’s from deliverance lost btw
Tau: "Hey, my rifle isnt working. Would you take a look at it for me."
Reiver: "Sure thing buddy. Hand it over."
You can count with humans of the Imperium - specially nobles - to ruin the galaxy, the very galaxy and the very Imperium! 😂
Bro most of the time in willing to dunk on the imperium for being idiot's but I legit can not blame them the actual imperium this time around. But the govorners and lowly fiefdoms for screwing over and ignoring imperial law for there own selfish reasons.
One of the few time I can separate the individual from the state and thats w huge thing when it comes to the imperium for obvious reasons.
The imperium was executing and torturing anyone found to even harbor this drug; this wasnt the imperiums fault just a few bad actor.
Makes sense, that was the time in which invention and tecnological advance was still allowed once the task at hand of galactic conquest was finished and some proper resources could be allocated these aliens could hold the key for a new step for humanity, hell, with some luck that could be achieved without too much harm to the xenos themselves.
Imagine how they discovered this.
"Oh, that crazy apothecary... always rendering intelligent aliens into liquid and injecting them into people's bloodstreams to see what happens."
Poor sods, wonder what kind of protection they where under if they were hunted to extinction
Basicly they were to be allowed to be left alone, trade and receive imperial protection through military support m. But no one said anything about them being protected from the imperium.
Bro most of the time in willing to dunk on the imperium for being idiot's but I legit can not blame them the actual imperium this time around. But the govorners and lowly fiefdoms for screwing over and ignoring imperial law for there own selfish reasons.
One of the few time I can separate the individual from the state and thats w huge thing when it comes to the imperium for obvious reasons.
Absolutely none because the imperium was doing it to them.
Imperial protection only really lasts as long as your: not a threat and not a problem to deal with now. Or you have something that the imperium needs and once the imperium fixes that issue. Your species is completely redundant and purged.
Welp sindeman the 1st inquisitor lived 1200yrs until poisoned. His power armor made him immortal. Soooo...war of the beast let's just forget that.
It’s not that they’re unlucky it’s just that the Imperium (Inquisition) didn’t do its job and keep the Emperors word to them.
I imagine they had some some bigger fish to fry than try to protect a bunch of aliens that were of value only in death.
The inquisition didn't exist, nor did the imperium help them because it was the imperium turning them into drugs
I wonder why they didn't try farming them. I mean, I think some would accept having to give tithe of their dead over being killed and hunted.
Because farming them would make it much easier for the wider Imperium to learn about this and then the people in charge would get in serious trouble for farming protectorate citizens of the Imperium.
@@anthonyrodriguez8788except it was the imperium doing it?
The whole reason why nobody farmed them was because the demand was that massive that nobody actually thought their source of riches would have dried up as fast as it actually had.
@@brandonhughes4571they were being poached. The Imperium didn’t actually endorse this xenocide.
@@BLANK-pr5qs I've read the excerpt. There's no indication that they were poached. The imperium killed them.
@@brandonhughes4571 then egg on my face.
"yea sure but when WE do it we're called crazy"
-Emperor's Children probably
So, to finally solve the problem of the Tyranid invasion, we need to find a way to use them as a drug or medicine.
Or lure them to Terra, where the hungry local population will simply devour them. I'm not kidding.
Ardanians are such a reminder that while in 30k the imperium wasn’t as fucked up, they still had major issues n were messed up in other ways
Earth Rhinos : "First time?"
This doesn't sound normal for the Imperium, it sounds normal for humanity _now_
that tau fire warrior looking at his gun being grabbed by that presumably very angry space wolf lol. bro is about to have a very bad time.
Different Century, Same Humans. Destroy everything in pointless pursuits
That is some Drukhari shit…
There’s something particularly funny about how there’s at least one xenos juicer somewhere in the galaxy. Some rouge trader is probably wandering the galaxy looking to taste all xenos in caprisun juice packs
Someone has been reading the Cawl book
i hope the tyranids do their work and only leave the orks cuz they chill
Can you make a video about the various Xeno races that are protectorate under the Imperium?
Serious question, but do they exists? Like i know there are escorts assigned to some craftworlds and temporary truces with the T'au, but alien protectorate? Jokearoo and similar are there, but they are not even citizens and are considered more as pets.
The Magog Cartel approves.
Oddworld reference found
Jep, that is incredibly unlucky.
I wonder how the galaxy would look like if the eldar empire Didn't fall
( I wondered for a while How the imperium would react to The star war's human aliens Species Because there's a lot of them , and a lot of them are just practically human Or Created with human dna and fun fact Grand admiral thrawn Is actually human completely )
I mean, for one, the Great Crusade could have never been launched. The Birth of Slaneesh was the catalyst for the dispersal of the rather hostile warp storms that were cutting most of the galaxy off.
1. Thrawn is not a human, he's a Chiss
2. Regarding how the Imperium would react to Star Wars aliens with human progenitors they would probably view them as Abhumans, and then slowly kill them off by coming up with excuses as to why they are "actually" disgusting mutants.
@@anthonyrodriguez8788 The actual aliens would be axed that's pretty much a given but for the demi-humans, so long as they get the abhumans title, they'll be fine-ish.
Their actual treatment will depend on a lot of factors and is going to be worse than regular humans but it's unlikely they'll be killed off.
The one I'm most unsure as for the treatment is the Twileks. On the one hand, they're very aliens looking but on the other, they're potentially naturally submissive (don't remember the source or if it's still canon as I believe it came from Legends) and one constant amongst nobles (and maybe the guards) is that they're horny bastards.
@@JeRefuseDeBienPrononcerBaleine I imagine if the Imperium doesn't wipe out the Twilieks they would treat them almost identically to the Galactic Empire in Disney Canon.
with Twilieks the Disney Canon seems to have done away with the idea that they are naturally submissive and instead opt for the idea that the Twilieks are so beaten down by slavers, the drug trade, the Separatists, the Republic, and later the Empire that for the most part their will as people is broken.
I imagine the Imperium would probably try turning Ryloth into a pleasure planet with an enslaved Twiliek population used as servants and their people exploited by visiting Imperial Guardsmen as "stress relief" just like the Galactic Empire does in Disney Canon.
Of course the Ryloth freedom Fighters are some of the most experienced and well coordinated fighters in the entire galaxy, to the point where their assassination attempt on Palpatine and Vader was even giving Vader trouble, which is extremely impressive because Canon Vader isn't a jobber used as a measure stick for other villains like his Legends counterpart was, Canon Vader is just a force of nature all his own.
So any Imperium Governor who gets assigned to Ryloth would have their hands full, assuming they don't get lazy and let their underlings do all the real work while they relax in the lap of luxury.
Imperium Protectorative?!
Promised Imperium Protection?!
What?
Man, you need to give us a video on this topic!
i mean this alien rejuvination potion is also pretty much responsible for turning cawl into what he is today. he didnt use it himself but someone overusing the stuff until it literally ran out due to the species dying out pretty directly lead to cawl turning from a relatively normal tech adept with some minor upgrades to his brain to a superhuman being with far to much in his head and enough personalities to fill a cruise ship.
Essence of gelfling! Very fresh!
Grimderp.
Why any time the Imperium is made morally shit some fag inmediatly cry "Grimderp!"
Аколит конечно такое себя, но бои на мичах там самые удачные за очень долгое время
And they never bothered to store their genetic code as data. You know, in case of disaster. Would have been good practice for the Tyranids coming.
Wait.... The empire of mankind allows living xdnos species?
I thought they killed everything no human.
Depends on time and how the xenos looks and how useful they are.
Sounds about right up humanities alley! 😂 All that advanced tech and they couldnt just manufacturer it, but they cam grow entire organs. Lol
Theres billionaires alive right now who'd probably stoop to that if they could. Like the guy who has had nearly a dozen heart transplants (is he a Rockefeller? Idk. The guy looks like emperor Palpatine)
Mankind even thousands years in the future, is still capable to make the same mistakes of our time.
You know what’s truly unfair in 40K?
Games Workshop refusing to whack off Chaos characters or intentionally releasing imbalanced factions and giving quarter-assed “patches” later.
Why do Imperium fanboys BEG to have Chaos characters killed off when it would make the setting so much less interesting? It’s so weird
@@epicwaba6424I think it’s because said chaos characters like Lucius or Erebus are just so hats or that we want to see them fail or finally get axed in a truly satisfying manner.
@@davidkoudelka10 Someone needs to be the bad guy. They’re good characters and the story would be worse off without them. I just wish they got new models.
@@davidkoudelka10 Also, 40k is hardly a setting where the “good guys” win.
@@epicwaba6424 True, but a setting that’s continuously grimdark with no victories for the “good guys” (I say this as most people are voting for the Imperium to get *some* better conditions) it just becomes a long and depressing slog without payoff. You need to have those little sparks that may build up to a bigger victory over time. We got Guilliman and Lion’el back, so humanity’s odds are looking better.
HUMANITY’s GALAXYYYYY 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Sounds like real life
THAT is what Warhammer 40K is about. No cheesy blood and honour power fantasies of 16yo boys but pointless destruction for no reason at all.
Somebody would have just captured some and started breeding them
This is actually a shockingly good parody of the upper-classes of society using untested methods that screw over local people to their exclusive benefit. This happened with a lot of psychedelics in South America not nearly as extreme (This is 40k going full-crazy is expected), but it hasn’t been great for the native tribes.
I really want to know the rest of the protected xenos
Yeah, that sound like something we would do even today, sadly
I've always felt like the Adarnian story was nothing more than an attempt to grimly add some darkness to the grimdark.
Oddworld core lore lmao
Makes me wonder what could happen if the world of Oddworld existed in 40k?
@@ChaseDaOrk3767it would die off quickly. And tgat wpuld be no fun.
Yeah, I’m finishing up The Great Work so I’ll quote Sedane about “stolen life.” But that dose he took iirc didn’t last long at all, I thought it was around a week but in hindsight I may be misremembering (unfortunately it’s an audio book so can’t quite easily check it). So yeah that sucks for them ig lol. Unfortunately it’s probably fairly accurate to what humans would do
I wonder what would happen if Kroot ate them 🤔
Eh, given what can happen to you in 40k, being liquified is probably one of the better ways to go, assuming you're not conscious when it happens.
That’s very on brand with the imperium
Bro said it, OUR GALAXY THEY ARE IN OUR HOLY UNIVERSE AND SHALL PERISH OR BE ENSLAVED
Thaey had the last laugh!
This is about hermit crabs.
Just don't be a Xenos. It's that easy, Ave Imperitor.
Should have farmed them. Let them live their lives but as part of their tithe for the Imperiums protection require all the bodies of their deceased be surrendered to the Imperium. Then hand out the rejuvenation to the most worthy of the Imperium and those willing to pay astronomical amounts for it while continuing the study the substance to improve the formula with the study funded using the resources of those who payed for the rejuvenation. It would be such a valuable resource I’d even dedicate founding 1 whole chapter of Astartes from Ultramarine gene seed with the mission to hunt pirates, poachers and reinforce that sector of space.
Just imagine the value of being able to grant the greatest minds and commanders of the Imperium a few extra decades and also being able to create an unofficial tax for the Imperiums richest nobles the resources that would have been wasted on that nobles 3rd palace on the 5 world in the sector that had influence over could be used to not only support the Astartes chapter guarding this resource and the research behind it. But entire Guard regiments could be raised with those resources
Seems pretty fair to me
We need the seraphon from AOS in warhammer 40k
The Tau: we got pushed into volcanoes and exterminatused and you call them unlucky?!
lol, xeno slushy.
Still better than a Halo device.
"In humanity's galaxy" You're Emperor-Damned right
Yeah. That really sucks
So a Lazarus pit?
that sounds right in all human scenarios real or made up
narrator sounds oddly like Nile Red...
A good tool for your own lore or storymaking if you want a normal human, comissar, inquisitor or whatever to live longer.
@@Dreadbringer No, it isn't. There are better options for increasing longevity. He literally said that this method is one of the worst. They have rejuvenat treatments, and such.
@@Hellheart its warhammer its not suposed to be perfect, and thats how you make a good story, flawed and half messures taken hastily
Whoomp whoomp
Wait illegally hunted so that means the imperium had a standard ain't no way boy ain't no way😂
That's dumb, the empire would never do that
In another note, that's why you never trust your government and always protect yourself, never be harmless
Sounds about right for real world too. Dodo and many others.
This is so stupid, why poach them and not factory farm them?
36th to comment.
cringe.
Broke: “omg that’s so sad poor xenos!!” 😢
Woke: “Lmao based. Fuck every xeno.”