Teenagers are WEIRD

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Komentáře • 413

  • @scarlettedettloff1216
    @scarlettedettloff1216 Před 2 lety +3077

    title: ‘Teenagers are WEIRD’
    noel and cody: *make caveman noises for the first minute*

    • @mml1677
      @mml1677 Před 2 lety +12

      Oh shit this needs a reply at 1.5k likes

  • @rcx9681
    @rcx9681 Před 2 lety +4310

    These two are in their own generation

    • @shirinnaidu4971
      @shirinnaidu4971 Před 2 lety +12

      LMFAO

    • @yurinoworry
      @yurinoworry Před 2 lety +55

      Them HasanAbi and Wendigoon accompany the same generational space

    • @yurinoworry
      @yurinoworry Před 2 lety +8

      Each one a different aspect of their generation

    • @jayinthekut8389
      @jayinthekut8389 Před 2 lety +10

      @@yurinoworry first person I met who watches the same you tubers as me, to be fair I don’t ever meet new people so

    • @yurinoworry
      @yurinoworry Před 2 lety +3

      @@jayinthekut8389 yoooo! me either but wow that’s a lot of similar channels, usually there’s a few but that matched up to an eerie degree. nice to meet you. And I don’t meet people anymore either to be fair

  • @loganbolduc2506
    @loganbolduc2506 Před 2 lety +3175

    Tmg just insulted 90% of their fan base lmao

    • @randomdudeonyoutube9976
      @randomdudeonyoutube9976 Před 2 lety +90

      he got the $20 cart part right man, I was laughing my ass off

    • @kattpuzn
      @kattpuzn Před 2 lety +246

      90% of the fan base are squirters?

    • @KPG113
      @KPG113 Před 2 lety +28

      @@randomdudeonyoutube9976 Shit made me spit my water out

    • @ducky_urban
      @ducky_urban Před 2 lety +10

      And they all laughed they asses off.

    • @anshul9856
      @anshul9856 Před 2 lety +39

      i think most are in their 20s though. Like I started watching cody when I was 18 but its been 3 years

  • @adawson1221
    @adawson1221 Před 2 lety +2279

    As a teenager myself, I can confirm, I didn’t know paper was even a thing until this podcast.

    • @yusha1059
      @yusha1059 Před 2 lety +77

      what's this thing? paper? how do you like pronounce it? pa-pee-ur? what does this shit mean?

    • @tijuanakarmasound8812
      @tijuanakarmasound8812 Před 2 lety +48

      what is paper ? is it touch ? ipod??

    • @icyhottoothpaste9382
      @icyhottoothpaste9382 Před 2 lety +13

      wtf is paper(teen here)

    • @herzen9857
      @herzen9857 Před 2 lety +25

      I-
      Bruh that must be the boomer stuff. Are they gonna release a bluetooth version with LED lights orrrr? I want to be able to vibe with that vintage stuff.

    • @sharvareedeshpande4309
      @sharvareedeshpande4309 Před 2 lety +4

      @@crashh-course oh you draw on that paper shit? I thought paper was a drug bruh

  • @simonanddem6735
    @simonanddem6735 Před 2 lety +3806

    yall should do a whole episode speaking in caveman

    • @Don-pn2mf
      @Don-pn2mf Před 2 lety +46

      God please no, these guys beat dead horses enough already

    • @bigfler33
      @bigfler33 Před 2 lety +112

      @@Don-pn2mf why do u even watch their videos😂 angry little man

    • @smoshcuspie
      @smoshcuspie Před 2 lety +22

      @@Don-pn2mf says the guy still talking ab horses🤔

    • @bluegill5192
      @bluegill5192 Před 2 lety +4

      @@Don-pn2mf thats kindve their thing

    • @gabelariosa2630
      @gabelariosa2630 Před 2 lety +17

      @@Don-pn2mf yet you still watch their videos, you pathetic little booger

  • @auroraendresen320
    @auroraendresen320 Před 2 lety +341

    I clicked on this expecting them to discuss weird things teenagers do and was greeted by two dudes grunting, trying to imitate cavemen.

    • @amneenja5720
      @amneenja5720 Před rokem

      which, as a teenager, is definitely something teenagers do
      dunno if it's weird tho

  • @embadly
    @embadly Před 2 lety +768

    Noel’s caveman impression is unlike anything ever. S tier

  • @elixdab
    @elixdab Před 2 lety +901

    Imma need a whole caveman skit after that.

    • @mmatthews61687
      @mmatthews61687 Před 2 lety +3

      That would be a collation of communication about caveman conflagration and carnal consensual consummation

    • @yusufs6517
      @yusufs6517 Před 2 lety

      Fr 😂😂

  • @shiniestskritt2865
    @shiniestskritt2865 Před 2 lety +1076

    That cave man conversation sounds a lot like my deaf parents when they argue, with Noel's voice being my mom's. My apologies if that offends anyone, but that is my truth.

    • @mayA-wz1ig
      @mayA-wz1ig Před 2 lety +155

      i feel like I shouldn't have laughed at this

    • @Sara-yi1lf
      @Sara-yi1lf Před 2 lety +107

      This feels illegal to laugh at.
      Also,
      keep living your truth - idk prob dhar mann

    • @vibepolice499
      @vibepolice499 Před 2 lety +41

      This reminds me of a comment I saw on a classical music video where a guy said that he was listening to it while his parents were arguing.

    • @odellelottering9375
      @odellelottering9375 Před 2 lety +16

      I was thinking this exact same thing! My mom and the majority of her friends are also deaf and I was like... Wait...lol this sounds veryyy familiar. I'm glad I'm not alone 😂

    • @sam-co4ze
      @sam-co4ze Před 2 lety +12

      No bc i wanted to say they sounded JUST like deaf ppl. Not even in a mean way, its just fact

  • @ckopen7192
    @ckopen7192 Před 2 lety +869

    i knew a guy in high-school who used to sell weed in school by putting it in the battery pack of his wireless mouse, then letting people "borrow" that mouse for class.

  • @ginarusselhp
    @ginarusselhp Před 2 lety +528

    Hope everyone is having a frictionless day

  • @SKFSTETSHT
    @SKFSTETSHT Před 2 lety +65

    I hide all my drugs in my cheeks like a squirrel

  • @abbymaxwell7945
    @abbymaxwell7945 Před 2 lety +158

    Cody’s pencil sharpener impression is unnervingly accurate

  • @gideonsmith2642
    @gideonsmith2642 Před 2 lety +187

    low key, mad respect to Cody and Noel's hairline

  • @emmettgraves4925
    @emmettgraves4925 Před 2 lety +394

    Aye Noel. Respectfully, I’m loving the shorts.

  • @katryn7443
    @katryn7443 Před 2 lety +345

    It's so funny how all millennials are convinced that classrooms started looking like spaceships after 2015

    • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
      @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access Před 2 lety +4

      I literally don’t know a single millennial who thinks that lol

    • @allofthepoints9636
      @allofthepoints9636 Před 2 lety +20

      @@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access you just watched a video of two

    • @ririsyt
      @ririsyt Před 2 lety +9

      @@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access yeah like this entire video

  • @sofisantosaz
    @sofisantosaz Před 2 lety +358

    “teens are weird” noel i thought you were 22 🤨
    you are not that far from us

    • @vsaturated
      @vsaturated Před 2 lety +39

      Nah Noel is a millennial 🤢 /j

    • @sofisantosaz
      @sofisantosaz Před 2 lety +73

      @@greenflorni know, if u listened to the podcast for a couple of episodes, noel always makes jokes saying that he’s 22

    • @crush5351
      @crush5351 Před 2 lety +36

      Oh man you’d be surprised how different 22 year olds are from teenagers nowadays I feel like they wouldn’t be but they are

    • @williamkline6450
      @williamkline6450 Před 2 lety +3

      @@vsaturated nah Noel is millennial 🤢 /s

    • @jollyjoelle7298
      @jollyjoelle7298 Před 2 lety +31

      @@crush5351 as a 22 year old I can confirm that, everyone under 19 is basically a child to me

  • @sevi6945
    @sevi6945 Před 2 lety +66

    wait are you telling me kids are hiding WEED? in PLACES?

  • @sportsgman7728
    @sportsgman7728 Před 2 lety +176

    In high school I hid weed and a bowl under the black plastic holding part of a light up Harry Potter wand box lmao I thought I was so slick, never smelled it when it was hidden either.

    • @mothman4672
      @mothman4672 Před 2 lety +44

      U just lucky ur parents didn’t cast Weedgardium Leviosa

    • @sportsgman7728
      @sportsgman7728 Před 2 lety +6

      @@mothman4672 lmao you right also Mothman is the best urban legend ever

    • @sportsgman7728
      @sportsgman7728 Před 2 lety +10

      @@mothman4672 the legend strikes again I’m sorry for your misfortune

    • @deltatheninth7046
      @deltatheninth7046 Před 2 lety +5

      bro the master chief helmet from halo 3 legendary edition could fit like a qp…

    • @sportsgman7728
      @sportsgman7728 Před 2 lety +4

      @@deltatheninth7046 god damn haha that’s some premium storage

  • @embadly
    @embadly Před 2 lety +69

    getting “fire, caribou, SQUIRT” tatted on me for SURE

  • @dannywalker3689
    @dannywalker3689 Před 2 lety +52

    As a thing, I didn’t even know teenagers were paper until this podcast. Thank you.

  • @mmatthews61687
    @mmatthews61687 Před 2 lety +100

    I dont think I ever hid drugs in my room when I was younger. I always just did all the drugs so I never had anything to hide 😁

  • @chiefpoupon5643
    @chiefpoupon5643 Před 2 lety +52

    When I was in highschool I kept my adderall and Xanax on my deck in my room in a prescription bottle because my parents gave it to me

  • @2015501ts
    @2015501ts Před 2 lety +133

    i knew people that would open up their game consoles and hide a bag somwhere inside the console. I just wonder if when the console got hot it made it smell

    • @Lemonpeppergoblin
      @Lemonpeppergoblin Před 2 lety +13

      The ol ps2 expansion bay stache.
      Classic.

    • @plurakok
      @plurakok Před 2 lety +1

      when I lived at my parents house i'd open the side panel of my pc and stache weed under the dvd drive, there was an extra expansion slot there where a little box fit perfectly

  • @mikeoxlong777
    @mikeoxlong777 Před 2 lety +71

    I haven’t finished the video yet but my favorite hiding spot was in the pocket of a jacket hanging in my closet 😭

  • @YaDaddysBrother
    @YaDaddysBrother Před 2 lety +56

    Love that they clearly just set that up in their studio, lobby ass carpet with the shelves trying to keep their distance from the wall

  • @mc-kw3pf
    @mc-kw3pf Před 2 lety +31

    the tie-dye on the wall is a clear indicator of drugs' consumption

  • @asimpleman4796
    @asimpleman4796 Před 2 lety +49

    Whenever a bit isn’t going well, just start slow sharpening a pencil.

  • @_letstartariot
    @_letstartariot Před 2 lety +11

    When I was a teen, I thought it was clever to hide my weed in a empty antidepressant bottle and put it in my medicine cabinet. No one ever looked.

  • @matthewmoulding3983
    @matthewmoulding3983 Před 2 lety +75

    “Teenagers are weird” first 10 minutes are millennials talking about prehistoric strippers

  • @melissaroden1067
    @melissaroden1067 Před 2 lety +45

    Podcasters are WEIRD

  • @alaynarodriguez162
    @alaynarodriguez162 Před 2 lety +9

    I asked for a 3 hole punch for christmas when I was a junior in high school and I was so excited

  • @alunoodalmheiri7028
    @alunoodalmheiri7028 Před 2 lety +24

    This is the best anthropology class ever!!

  • @krystleday382
    @krystleday382 Před 2 lety +18

    That bedroom looks like someone made it who thought they were still young but are almost 40 like me so had a room like that in 2000

  • @apurvasharma6915
    @apurvasharma6915 Před 2 lety +36

    That cavemen squirting bit had me dying during the original pod and it still holds up so well 😂😂

  • @evanh1205
    @evanh1205 Před 2 lety +4

    “This looks like a college freshman at …”
    * looks at mizzou pillow*
    “BYU”

  • @damienspencer2088
    @damienspencer2088 Před 2 lety +19

    They have officially become middle aged men

  • @Cider22
    @Cider22 Před 2 lety +38

    lol I’m 16 and we had those pencil sharpeners in elementary

  • @DontWorry-Bhappy
    @DontWorry-Bhappy Před 2 lety +6

    I like how the teen bedroom was just a bed, some cabinets, then random junk and trash all over

  • @evstuff688
    @evstuff688 Před 2 lety +9

    I used to have a ton of purses and my friend taught me to just put alcohol bottles snd shit inside them snd hang them in my closet.

    • @ohioella
      @ohioella Před 2 lety +4

      yeah i do this, sometimes i forget and it's a fun surprise lmao

  • @l4rksy
    @l4rksy Před 2 lety +2

    "you can hide ur weed in there" is an old rob schneider SNL sketch and it just screams dejected/desperate relatability

  • @appletreesubs
    @appletreesubs Před 2 lety +3

    as someone who went to BYU, your assessment of that room is absolutely correct

  • @Skitty235
    @Skitty235 Před 2 lety +3

    knew a guy who hid his weed in a ziploc in an empty ramen wrapper, in a mini minecraft chest, in another ziploc bag, in a pencil case, in his backpack

  • @OGParudize
    @OGParudize Před 2 lety +5

    Used to hide my Bowl in the glasses cases it was the perfect size and then I had my bag of weed in the Versace cologne case lmao

  • @emmanuellagyamera6811
    @emmanuellagyamera6811 Před 2 lety +13

    thank you for educating me, I always thought pencils were what cavemen used to startfires.

  • @savannawoods4376
    @savannawoods4376 Před 2 lety +4

    ‘college freshman at BYU’ oddly specific but accurate

  • @declutteringdiaries4595

    lmfaoooo so glad yall are back in the same space again

  • @phoneexpert69
    @phoneexpert69 Před 2 lety +3

    “20 dollar carts everywhere” lmfao I had friends just like that

  • @marcosanglade9858
    @marcosanglade9858 Před 2 lety +2

    Two of my favorite places I’ve ever hidden weed was removing an outlet cover and taking out the drywall around it and also under the carpet in my closet

  • @joaquinmoreno4857
    @joaquinmoreno4857 Před 2 lety +3

    The first minute are my thoughts late at night😂😂

  • @stevie-marierumney9212
    @stevie-marierumney9212 Před 2 lety +3

    I teach elementary school and literally not much has changed since the 90’s when I was in school. Those pencil sharpeners are still standard in most public school classrooms at the elementary level 😂

  • @myaltice0d2fcd80
    @myaltice0d2fcd80 Před 2 lety +4

    that’s how a undercover cop would decorate their room

  • @kiefl6718
    @kiefl6718 Před 2 lety

    Laying on my bed rn and he just described my room perfectly

  • @mattcosentino9950
    @mattcosentino9950 Před 2 lety

    They pick up on eachothers jokes so easily😂😂😂🙌

  • @mmatthews61687
    @mmatthews61687 Před 2 lety +1

    This was a great compilation of communication containing a collation of information giving us an education about caveman infatuation and relations and their fascination with consummation whose pulsation and vibration could have led to gestation, dilation, and lactation but instead caused dehydration from the female ejaculation that was like precipitation, leading to the cessation and obliteration of the conflagration after its creation.

  • @Slacker420
    @Slacker420 Před 2 lety +6

    TIL paper is real and not just something my parents have a fever dream about

  • @victor_autopilotliving5786
    @victor_autopilotliving5786 Před 2 lety +20

    since you guys are great at paying attention and are humorous at the same time, you guys should try to do music reactions and reviews, i think it would be great

  • @OrmanMatt
    @OrmanMatt Před 2 lety +1

    The minute of this video is a fever dream

  • @sunflowerrylou720
    @sunflowerrylou720 Před 2 lety +2

    my friend “hid” her dab pen in a pencil holder with a bunch of other random pens/pencils. three years before she went off to college no one noticed once

  • @hannah-qs3pm
    @hannah-qs3pm Před 2 lety

    noel quite literally described my room

  • @zan6585
    @zan6585 Před 2 lety +1

    That first bit needs to be animated

  • @mandybells513
    @mandybells513 Před 2 lety +1

    my college campus has some of those pencil sharpeners still. usually in the crusty buildings that smell like mildew and haven't been renovated since the 50's lmao. if anyone actually wants one, your best bet is ebay or online auctions

  • @amandadavis5687
    @amandadavis5687 Před 2 lety +6

    “To remind people we came from an era where people wrote things with wood” 🤣

  • @wesleypatterson2989
    @wesleypatterson2989 Před 2 lety +17

    The caveman bit had me in TEARS

  • @daisydookie
    @daisydookie Před 2 lety +1

    My friend in highschool used the small end of an unused cardboard tampon as her coke straw

  • @2DReanimation
    @2DReanimation Před 2 lety +3

    Ah, we need to collectively throw "berries" at these guys to start making sketch comedy! they'd be a legendary duo in that game! for sure!

  • @Fuckinlazyeye
    @Fuckinlazyeye Před 2 lety +5

    I would never leave my 3-hole punch on my bed. That shit goes on the desk.

  • @existential69
    @existential69 Před 2 lety +4

    Deoderant was the one of the best safes for weed

  • @gbiscuits
    @gbiscuits Před 2 lety +7

    Holy shit, that pencil shaving part really put me back, Forgot all about doing that shit and trying to kill time lmao

  • @Elena-bk4fs
    @Elena-bk4fs Před 2 lety

    very good content thank u two

  • @caitlynursula1527
    @caitlynursula1527 Před 2 lety +2

    “$20 carts littered on the floor” im screaming

  • @273631
    @273631 Před 2 lety +4

    i used to put my bud in my boxing gloves that i always had in my car, i was one of those martial arts kids that turned mma

  • @ayye_valid9094
    @ayye_valid9094 Před 2 lety

    i have a stapler on my desk cuz it’s rose gold and looks nice, i indeed do keep pills in it too 😭

  • @mmatthews61687
    @mmatthews61687 Před 2 lety +26

    I think the only place to get a real, mounted manual pencil sharpener would be to steal one from a school. I don't think they're even sold to civilians on the consumer market lol

  • @SSSN17
    @SSSN17 Před 2 lety

    I was excited when this was uploaded but i realized i already watched it before :(

  • @stephanieloffel1618
    @stephanieloffel1618 Před 2 lety +6

    God I miss killing time with the pencil eliminator

  • @madzhatter3954
    @madzhatter3954 Před 2 lety

    Those sharpener jokes got me

  • @manni6below
    @manni6below Před 2 lety

    5:00 ive had a joint ina highlighter before

  • @leewoo-jin
    @leewoo-jin Před 2 lety +6

    What teenager is drinking water and sandles perfectly set up. I'm not buying it one bit
    -from a previous teenager

  • @jordiizzle5893
    @jordiizzle5893 Před 2 lety

    ur description was my junior year relationship

  • @ians1045
    @ians1045 Před 2 lety +13

    Perfect timing for my lunch break

  • @ericaburton5653
    @ericaburton5653 Před rokem

    I bought a Manuel turning one during the pandemic lol

  • @zan6585
    @zan6585 Před 2 lety +2

    8:31 The way they syncopated their coughs 😂

  • @maymay-sq1ix
    @maymay-sq1ix Před 2 lety

    You should keep it in a tampax wrapper.

  • @catiecarolan5193
    @catiecarolan5193 Před 2 lety

    I have a manual pencil sharpener in my basement from like the 70's and im not sure why, but im 15 and my school still has them

  • @vaioskoutis7998
    @vaioskoutis7998 Před 2 lety +1

    2x speed makes this so much better

  • @evillady458
    @evillady458 Před 2 lety +9

    grandpas reminiscing abt manual pencil sharpeners :')

  • @Embre
    @Embre Před 2 lety

    the random plastic water bottles is accurate

  • @AprilWhelan00
    @AprilWhelan00 Před 2 lety

    That room needs more clothes on the floor and more garbage scattered around. Also there were magazines on the nightstand? I had a magazine phase in my early teens but im 21 now i feel like thats dead now

  • @enduroways2041
    @enduroways2041 Před 2 lety

    Used 2 hide weed under my bed post riser. That was goated.

  • @meema844
    @meema844 Před 2 lety +1

    Also the 20 dollar carts and clothes everywhere is too real lmao

  • @NotMe-ej9yz
    @NotMe-ej9yz Před 2 lety

    Bro I'm lookin around my room just tryna find places I *couldn't* hide weed. Only thing I've found so far is a clear glass jar, and even then I'm sure I could figure something out

  • @rigiboi7415
    @rigiboi7415 Před 2 lety +3

    CZcams videos be really hittin different if you're early..

  • @nathanieltena7310
    @nathanieltena7310 Před 10 měsíci

    yoo , the seedless hat lol

  • @aileendiazdeleon2485
    @aileendiazdeleon2485 Před 2 lety

    YES “you can hide your weed in there” is my fav adam sandler quote

  • @patrickkidd764
    @patrickkidd764 Před 2 lety +2

    the fact that i knew what you were saying while speaking neanderthal is just ridiculous.

  • @Pete-TsD
    @Pete-TsD Před 2 lety

    Nailed it with $20 carts

  • @CoffeeFresh_
    @CoffeeFresh_ Před 2 lety +1

    Fuck yeah St Louis! Let's go!

  • @Snoozelightable
    @Snoozelightable Před 2 lety +1

    Just bought the x acto wall mount pencil sharpener on amazon for 8 dollars

  • @madelinemarieluby7094
    @madelinemarieluby7094 Před 2 lety +3

    When they were talking about pencil sharpening I couldn't stop thinking about my 3rd grade students that do this every time they're in class :/