Selling Bricks on the Flea in Escape From DayZ
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 16. 06. 2024
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0:00 - tarkov streamers rn
3:06 - opera gx ad
4:47 - swindled
6:15 - willard could hardly BEAR it
7:53 - gaming scholars only
8:31 - snipe me 3 times? shame on you
10:30 - sam becomes a beggar
12:22 - enter alfie
13:28 - Extract Camp 1
13:53 - Extract Camp 2
14:24 - Kefka
16:34 - yeah... we got rep
18:05 - keys to the kingdom
22:11 - my first kill
23:10 - Maria Menounos hate club
26:28 - the end - Hry
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yes sam
Yo -m- dadda
Sam, how are you getting more Jewish as you age?
Not gonna lie... Sam sold Opera GX in that ad read so perfectly. A whimsical finesse with a touch of humor, really touched the consumer's hearts.
opera ? really? wtf dude
"Total Biscuit still hasnt accepted my friend request on steam" is such an underrated line. That deserved a laugh. I see you King.
i miss TB đ„
â@@guplersame here bro, same here đą
ââ@gupler
- Arthur Morgan -
It flew under my radar until I was editing, I was too focused lmao. It was a banger.
TB would've found it funny. RIP.
Alfie definitely saved this video from being a seneral gam video
Guy is hilarious
Guys I think we found a new regular, this guy is funny asf.
"Dude thinks he is shadow the hedgehog"
"TotalBiscuit hasn't accepted my steam friend request"
"Dude don't bogart the zip"
"Hey wanna buy this screwdriver I found?"
Seriously some solid quotes from one single vid
@@juice6199dude the totalbiscuit comment was so out of pocket đđ
@@beekydogg it was but it wasn't necessarily malicious or anything, it was just witty dark humor.
Reminds me of Norm tbh
@@juice6199 thanks itâs because Iâm a genius
Sam never stopped being a dayz creator. He just took a long break for tarkov. Keep your eyes out for the new skyrim video soon
it pisses me off he still hasnt made another skyrim video. Those skyrim videos are what I subscribed to him for, like years ago. It had superb writing and editing and then he never did it again because he apparently hates those videos...
@@selectionn Didn't Skyrim add guns recently? Combine that with Skyrim Together and you get another Tarkov
His Skyrim together video is fantastic I hipe he does another one
he should do the new TTS submod for skyrim, would make some good gooner content
@@selectionnsuperb writing?
âYou know me, I splintercelled that shitâđđđ
captain fisher price over here
proceeds to dump a 30-round into the wall behind the dude
@@theminecraft4202 THAT'S MY NAME!
@@ytaccforthing You might as well scare them a little while you're at it
@@ytaccforthing Splinter Cell Conviction moment
this better be good i paused my hall and oates binge for this
Yo after you finish with that check out Tears for Fears. Songs From The Big Chair is a banger album.
â@@GeneralSamTears for Fears is so good dawg, i still listen to all their albums to this day
@@GeneralSam That album is so good lol
@@GeneralSam My favorite Tears for Fears song is Everybody Wants to Rule the Wrold. Absolute banger.
80s music like that is garbage. Everyone knows it. â@@GeneralSam
After everything Nakita is doing to the Tarkov player base, this is a much more friendly of a game to those who are new to extraction shooters. Unironically slaps harder than Tarkov rn
game has gotten nothing but nerfs recently, what are u on abt
What did Nikita do to you?
â @@ibpopn1653point on the doll where he touched you
There are some excellent extraction type servers now where everything east of say Kamyshovo is a safe zone and the rest of the map is pvp. It makes for neat little player villages and a fresh play-style for the game. Glad to see Sam back in though regardless of his opinion on the game lol
@@ibpopn1653 how about release a 200 dollar version of the game that removed certain PROMISED features from the previous most expensive version of the game, essentially robbing me
Stream your brothers cholesterol
His legs are starting to look all funny
If you boil his legs they should look normal after
â@@GeneralSam Your brothers gonna see this comment somehow lmfao
â@@GeneralSamđ
>Go back and watch some of Sam's first Tarkov videos earleir today
>It's like a 2017 video, Sam cracks a FrankieonPC joke
>"Haha you can really tell how dated the video is"
>Sam uploads new video
>Makes another FrankieonPC joke
Maybe Sam just really, really likes FrankieonPC
I feel like if ur a DayZ fan and haven't heard of Frankie then something is seriously wrong
@@SuperNoobz22 Fr, Frankie was pretty much the only high quality dayz creator at the time, staged videos or not they were well done and entertaining. Shit made me shill out for arma 2 and sunk 1000+ hours into mod dayz lol
That intro voice reminded me of Kyleâs Jewish cousin from South Park
Make sense as Sam is a devout Jewish man.
Oh my glaysis, I can't see without my glaysis
Thought it was a reference to Graeme Barrett
â@@_NobodySpecial_I didn't get that, but that guy is an absolute gem.
His cousins name is Kyle too đ
I love how sam spent the first 2 minutes doing an Adam Friedland impression
Also Iâm gay
Dude sounded like a bug frfr
Both are just insufferable jews I couldnât tell the difference
genuine question why is sam talking with a new york jewish accent
It's funny?
I was going for: dweeb that gets pantsed in front of the cheerleader squad and everyone laughs type voice which just happens to sound EXACTLY like what you described
South Park did it đ â@@GeneralSam
â@@OATMEALMAN147 great minds and stuff amirite?
â@@GeneralSam it was more of a bar mitzvah boy type beat
One of my the worst things about DayZ is that the zombies are pointless, half the time they can be ignored the other half they just swarm you as they clip through terrain and objects.
Yep. They are literally just there as obstacles essentially. Thats why I canât fathom these kids that claim they only kill zombies and play âPvEâ like bro how tf are you walking around killing the same pointless zombies over and over with no goal and having fun?
Honestly a DayZ game with zombies that matter would be great. That's why I'm so addicted to zomboid.
Hell, nothing matters in DayZ. In an hour you've got all the food and gear you'll need.
2:15 hit me like a ton of bricks lol
fun fact if youâre tired of hearing maria menudos talk about whatever at the pump; most gas pumps have 8 physical buttons total, 4 on each side of the screen. the second button down from the top of the right 9/10 times is a mute button so you no longer have to listen to maria menudos.
Finding this out like a year ago had me feeling like Vincent opening the briefcase in pulp fiction
Someone once said tarkov does stuff the players like then immediately does something fucked they will hate. It really is the truest cycle I've seen.
they had such a good streak of updates too!!!!
Stop be such crybabies and either continue play or move to the next game. We dont give a f how you hate the game or the devs. Let those who still play it, enjoy it.
â@@johnkimble4119no
@@johnkimble4119âweâ đ no one hates the devs dude they just made a dumb decision and if you canât conceive of why it lowered some peoples enjoyment you are a next level glazer
@@lesam5015 Boths devs and game received massive hate in social media and in twitch by some people who had every right to stop the game but next they attacked and flamed even streamers who dared to play the game. Next level clowns and by your comment it seems you belong in this category.
You should hold onto Alfie. Your goofie british characters are tight.
i love how he has a little gaggle of british lads in his arsenal
The FrankieOnPC reference... The glory days.
F
The totalbiscuit line was just utter darkness, filthy stuff, damn
He is ignoring me
Finally Alfie... The third permanent Forehead Fables
Good idea
The breakdown of all those tarkov substitutes was so honest yet so rare for anyone to admit. Made me all warm and fuzzy
Get that Alfie guy in more videos and maybe podcast episodes and pay him also
Didnât even have the decency to add marauders to the list. Thatâs brutal.
whats that?
still a solid game
Games too bright to be added to the list. It's as soul crushing as being crushed by a puppy.
Two people who match each others freak: Sam and Alfie
7:59 I've literally been waiting since 2012 for someone to just make DayZ/Overpoch mod that has decent fps, zombies that don't clip through the wall and not breaking my legs occasionally when opening a door. I don't want to have to eat an entire army base worth of food to not need to eat for 5 minutes, I don't want to loot for 4 hours to get a gun with a mag with bullets just for it to jam, I don't want all my shit to break if I get into a fight and I don't want to download 100gb worth of mods and to jump between servers for 2 hours trying to find one that makes the experience half passable.
If DayZ mod wasn't basically dead and had extremely bad security flaws in it I'd unironically still be playing it.
Its because no AAA or AA studio has made a DayZ style game yet. For some reason larger dev studios donât have any desire to make a PvP survival multiplayer game like this, idk why. Theyâre popular
â@@shaunkennedy174 low returns maybe? Doubt it, but sadly they'd fuck it up
@@MangasColoradas941 Probably so, just not enough profit in that style of game
dont sleep on kenshi vids man, you always kill it with those
Bro I totally agree about the fuckin no good dayz type games thing. I've always wanted an open world zombie survival game where you just do whatever. So far the only good one is project zomboid but it just doesn't scratch that itch
Alfie is such a breath of fresh air, hope you play with him more
Nikita was trending for like 3 weeks on Twitter I couldn't wait to hear a sam joke ab it
That music you put in for âchattin with gamer scholarsâ thatâs the victory music from bloody roar. That brought back so many memories
General Sam has been possessed by Adam Sandler
Sam has been playing dayz since you could only know if you were hungry by your characters thoughts being displayed in the bottom left corner but he plays like he bought the game yesterday
Been years since Iâve last seen a video from you Sam. You just popped up in my recommended. I miss the âHot Jews in your area â outro song. I still listen to it today brother. Much love
We're losing shekels with this one!
23:30 he got that im making piss sunglasses on, some mighty drip ngl
I like the Bench Mensh voice sam does in the intro portion of the video, good to see sam go back to his roots, both with DayZ and his culture.
Granny would definitely be more active if she was a zombie. " Aye, don't bogart the zip!" Lol you guys are nuts dude
5:28 I expected Sam to keep the cash AND the statue
Maria Menounos hate rant, the real everymans podcast right there. Fkin hate that shit when i'm pumping gas.
dude i love the whole skit, thank you
Ok holy fuck i NEED that clip of alfie's batman chest hair
With all of the things going on with Tarkov rn I knew Sam still wanted to play Tarkov but not Tarkov so he chose the next best thing which is DayZ Tarkov and I'm happy that he did, I enjoyed his previous him so this should be fun.
We're losing shekels with this one
8:10 its because no AAA or even AA studio wants to make a survival multiplayer game like DayZ or Rust etc. idk why. Theyâre popular, we just havenât seen anything from decently large studios thatâs why there has been no solid well-made DayZ style game.
I love these dayz/tarkov mix videos. Please make more
9:50 I thought that was going to be a single fire weapon the way Sam was lining up that shot.
Last time I was this early, Yeastwood was living in a pre-Shecklestien Skyrim.
wow this takes me BACK! miss the DayZ vids man.
I didnât appreciate how good a point you made that I never saw in your âgaming scholarâ moment lol. Absolutely wild
Sam looks like your friend's dad that your parents dont want you to be around.
That first kill took all of sams stored up tarkov skill
love when sam throws out a banger dayz video. excited for next years video!
Gotta love it when Sam brings out the banker voice
Maria Menunos was on Channel 1 in highschool for me. She's been stalking me for ages, too!
Hahaha I work with people who are on the Autism spectrum - and the "Why are you so rude man?" - "Sorry I have Aspergers" ... That got me! Probably the funniest line I've ever heard you say. Yes you most likely do a bit - and yes - that is an accurate statement!
the adidas track pants make this a cannon event
When you went back for that replay of the "headshot", the second gun shot is so much more obvious and immediately sent me lmao
Frankie referenced. Sam validated
In the intro you sound like Nathan from South Park XDD
My favourite part of the video was when chat gpt was on screen truly iconic
Dayz bears just come outta nowhere. I got killed by an invisible bear once
Fuck yeahhh, we need more Alfie
Just look at those trees!
I switched to vanilla dayz like a year ago, im glad to see the comnunity has caught up
the fact that i've been playing with my english bloke from across the pond. made this vid that much better. gotta go listen to some don broco now
After the new recoil, literally all they had to do was sit back and print money, and then they fumbled the bag
I guess it didn't print enough money for Nikita lmao
Just tried to wipe the blood speck off my screen
love the skits big dog, keep up the good work.
Just had a nice convo with alfie, he's goated
Most unbelievable thing about this video is that Sam is listening to Yung Lean
You must be new here, Sam has been listening to him for a long time. I'm not even lying I think Sam put me on Kyoto like 6 years ago
His music choice is actually so goated
Not surprising for me, heâs a big Bones fan too
"YA GOYS NEED A FIRD MAN IN YUR JURNEY?"
Glad the Shekelstien bandit made a cameo for the intro.
General sam is one of the few you-tubers where ill actually watch their sponsor bit.
This video has been up longer than I last in bed (1 min)
when you were saying shit like âmiserable, kinda fun when youâre doing well, tacticalâ i was expecting more S.T.A.L.K.E.R. GAMMA but this is pretty dope too
the topic of the gaming scholar bit is actually what keeps me awake every night
I'm glad I didn't skip the ad.
Anyone knows the name of the mod that adds 2B's toes? Asking for a friend of mine who's into weird kinks
I'm asking for myself.
6:55 "Finger but whole"
The beginning is so on point haha
You're the only CZcams that has advertisements that I actually look forward to watching.
Wb internet historian
We've come full circle. Go drive a boat through electro again
Your voice at the start has big that-little-new-york-man-that-got-angry-at-that-man-for-playing-a-trumpet-in-the-street energy đ
I walked Bob Dylan on stage who the hell are you
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
silence is the foundation of creativity, a good artist respects the silence
also did you know that guy can float?? he did a interview with some random guy and apparently when he meditates he can float 2 feet up, 2 feet forward. wild stuff. look up "well its called flying"
@@maymayman0 You're *nothing.*
i love watching you play escape from tarkov
1 more general sam video is one more reason for me not to end it all. thank you sam for letting me live another day. o7
It was nice of Woody Allen to do the opening voiceover for you.
35 second gang
The editing just keeps getting better and better I cried laughing Jesus Sam good shit
6:25 bro really just unlocked an old memory with just a meme.
that patch on his shoulder tho --__--
^ "I am incapable of enjoying something without making it political"
@@cracked.screen9228 i donât think disliking what theyâre doing is political when itâs a genocide but the video was good
I suppose, but it's not like he is agreeing with Israel. The joke is that he is Jewish.
2 minutes and not even 100,000,000 views? Fell off
I'm so caught up in work and family that it feels like these vids are coming out fast
I hear the Maria Manunose ad all the time at my local gas station đ
Friendly heads up, Opera GX is spyware/adware aka malware.
genuine question but is there a browser that doesn't sell your data
@@pillgrimmbrave?
This comment is Spyware
Its neither, its just like Chrome, a browser that sells your data. If you use chrome or firefox, and you think your data isn't being sold, you're a moron. And I know you use one of the two.
Unless youâre on brave, they all are bro.
Free Palestine Bro
Nah, don't think I will.
I survived on the escape from Chernarus map for 3 months. Base never got touched. One of the best games ever. Period.
The way you play Day Z is very refreshing! You can take the man out of Tarkov. But you can't take Tarkov out of the man.
Salute xoxo
I love the blatant sarcasm. Thank you Sam.
THE ALF-BOSS. The mad-lad. Love too see it!
Those are some big ass pockets for a set of three stripe trackies.
11:20 tbh theres a guy living beside me thats full on alcolohism has achieved the ability to go out for a few hour period and can somehow panhandle enough for a 12 pack of king cans every singlw damn day!? Its astonishing frfr
The Bloody Roar music gave me fucking whiplash. Thank you.