Corey Holcomb⎢My daughter was a freak at 3 months old⎢Shaq's Five Minute Funnies⎢Comedy Shaq

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  • @pmaii7707
    @pmaii7707 Před 5 lety +731

    Drunk Corey is the final form

    • @garyomason
      @garyomason Před 5 lety +22

      😂😂😂😂

    • @HoeManager64
      @HoeManager64 Před 4 lety +48

      THIS IS SO TRUE. I watched him last week at the comedy club down here. I picked the late show for a reason. He went the fuck off.!

    • @RawDawgMaal
      @RawDawgMaal Před 4 lety +8

      @@HoeManager64 lucky!

    • @nochilldrew574
      @nochilldrew574 Před 4 lety +10

      😂😂😂😂😭 no Mfn lie detected 😂😭.

    • @adesgymzone
      @adesgymzone Před 4 lety +9

      On god

  • @stillmaticsupreme3876
    @stillmaticsupreme3876 Před 6 lety +207

    "You just like yo momma goddammit"😂

  • @BullitCake
    @BullitCake Před 6 lety +556

    Shaq died like 12 times during this set

  • @BluisRaw02
    @BluisRaw02 Před 5 lety +262

    I love how bold his comedy is 😂

  • @Esedrip
    @Esedrip Před 2 lety +67

    “balled up homework” is insane omfg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Silkk121382
    @Silkk121382 Před 6 lety +135

    ..."consistency pays off" #YouGottaBreakHerIn 😂😂😂

  • @haroldwinter3373
    @haroldwinter3373 Před 6 lety +31

    This is the realist nigga in comedy hands down 💯

  • @GrazianoSyndicate
    @GrazianoSyndicate Před 5 lety +113

    Shaq laughing is making me laugh

  • @JanWynd
    @JanWynd Před 5 lety +68

    "I say *bitch* alot. It ain't nothin but somethin ta get used to!".....HILARIOUS! Corey a fool for dat.

    • @troydews9494
      @troydews9494 Před 6 měsíci +2

      Consistency pays off 😂

    • @JanWynd
      @JanWynd Před 6 měsíci

      @@troydews9494 FAM ! LOLOLLLOLL. Yo, on ayeething I love, da next time I call somebody somethin slick, Ima use both dem shits. "It aint nothin but somethin ta get used to"...and "Consistency pays off!" followed by a shrug n shit. Den Ima just casually walk off and continue doin what I was doin!🤣

    • @cliftontoliver271
      @cliftontoliver271 Před 5 měsíci +1

      😂

  • @sockpuppetgranny9335
    @sockpuppetgranny9335 Před 5 lety +115

    Shaq is having a GOOD time. Love to see celebrities not gaf and just let loose and laugh. 💖💖💖

    • @inyourwifesas1033
      @inyourwifesas1033 Před 2 lety

      @@aerusjokaire5292 you a weirdo bruh

    • @joshuacummings3178
      @joshuacummings3178 Před 2 lety +1

      @@aerusjokaire5292 nothing wrong with seeing someone enjoy themselves.

    • @joshuacummings3178
      @joshuacummings3178 Před 2 lety

      @@aerusjokaire5292 you need a hug 🤗 hope you're having a grand summer f'real.

    • @LaMiGrAFrAnK
      @LaMiGrAFrAnK Před 2 lety

      @@aerusjokaire5292 oh look it's another hoe who's momma ran her daddy away before he could give her the game

    • @PatchesOhoulihan159
      @PatchesOhoulihan159 Před rokem

      Judge Mathis was salty AF

  • @michaelmoreno3733
    @michaelmoreno3733 Před 8 lety +325

    Balled up homework Lmaoooo

    • @allabouttheu2182
      @allabouttheu2182 Před 4 lety +2

      Michael Moreno the best part 🤣😂

    • @slayy51621
      @slayy51621 Před 4 lety +1

      Lmfaooooooooooooo

    • @Mrquietstom2022
      @Mrquietstom2022 Před 3 lety

      _____________________________ lol

    • @peterskully7335
      @peterskully7335 Před 3 lety

      I can't understand the joke.

    • @dre8463
      @dre8463 Před 2 lety +1

      @@peterskully7335 he's basically saying that the woman's stomach has a load of stretch marks, which looks like a kid's homework that was balled up (mashed together) 😂 women who've had kids tend to have issues with that.

  • @nakitapalmer656
    @nakitapalmer656 Před 7 lety +269

    I could listen to this fool all damn day! lls omggg

    • @heavyizthacrown-5842
      @heavyizthacrown-5842 Před 5 lety +7

      Nakita Palmer Watch the 5150 Show with him & Zo Williams. Thank me later.

  • @1313fidel
    @1313fidel Před 7 lety +170

    wow he's got no limit

  • @ravpol1440
    @ravpol1440 Před 3 lety +43

    This show made me a fan of a Corey Halcomb and got a chance to see him here at the Atlanta comedy theater this past weekend with my girl and of course she had to be drunk and say something and she became the punchline of his joke lol

  • @773Rick
    @773Rick Před 5 lety +60

    Patrice Oneal Corey Holcomb Richard Pryor and Bernie Mac are definitely my favorite black comedians. This set is funny af man

  • @koopstamc
    @koopstamc Před 11 lety +248

    Corey Holcomb is a living legend!

  • @k5elevencinc0
    @k5elevencinc0 Před 11 lety +71

    MY FAVORITE COMEDIAN EVER!!!!! COREY HOLCOMB!!

  • @imserious2187
    @imserious2187 Před 7 lety +64

    Balled up homework 😂😂😂😂

  • @chicagonative7732
    @chicagonative7732 Před 6 lety +163

    Lmaoo it aint nun but something to get use to 😂😂

  • @Rivs5117
    @Rivs5117 Před 6 lety +14

    Corey a fucking savage. They don’t make em like that nowadays 🐐✊🏿💯

  • @youngflossy213
    @youngflossy213 Před 8 lety +106

    SAVAGE ! LMAO

  • @nightlife7189
    @nightlife7189 Před 4 lety +18

    The most underrated comedian😂😂😂

  • @Dcthetruth85
    @Dcthetruth85 Před 11 lety +58

    Lol look at the women's faces in the crowd.

  • @Rye617
    @Rye617 Před 5 lety +31

    I love his voiceeee ! I love the fact he pauses ... laugh and say the most unbelievable realest shit everr ! . The only negative thing i could say. I could never be his girl . Lmao ! Oh hell no . Lol but love this guy

    • @benedictgbojueh2753
      @benedictgbojueh2753 Před 4 lety +2

      Mariah Handy you're​lying women loves this kind of shit and you really want to love to this guy but noway for you to get to him lol

    • @donprincoify
      @donprincoify Před 2 lety +4

      They are fighting over him. Each woman want to be the one that got Corey's nose wide open.

    • @inyourwifesas1033
      @inyourwifesas1033 Před 2 lety

      You don't Wana be his girl because you know you can't control him or bitch him up

    • @Fabulos1
      @Fabulos1 Před rokem

      Trust me here in chicago we gives not one fuck.

  • @michaeltruthson6262
    @michaeltruthson6262 Před 4 lety +59

    He took over where Patrice O'Neal left off.

    • @kcjones7735
      @kcjones7735 Před 3 lety

      Cali in the building, Facts💯💯💯

    • @charlesjackson2512
      @charlesjackson2512 Před 3 lety +4

      Patrice was a BEAST but nah....Corey has been telling these types of jokes since the EARLY 90's, when he was the House Comedian for The Cotton Club, a nightclub near downtown Chicago, before we EVER heard of Patrice.

    • @michaeltruthson6262
      @michaeltruthson6262 Před 3 lety +1

      @@charlesjackson2512 well Patrice in the early 90's was a featured artist on Def Comedy jam in the early 90's. But I get it and thanks for the history on Mr Holcombe.

    • @rashadtaylor7971
      @rashadtaylor7971 Před 3 lety +1

      I hear you...😂

  • @brandoncoleman9063
    @brandoncoleman9063 Před 6 lety +37

    Steven A Hairline in the crowd got me weak

  • @Rob-xe6qv
    @Rob-xe6qv Před rokem +8

    Y’all don’t know me?? Was one of the best lines. That’s how you know shits bout to get real. 😂😂 Corey Holcomb is one of my top 5 favorite comics.

  • @julianharrison9407
    @julianharrison9407 Před 7 lety +87

    He's drinking Gentlemens Jack.

  • @NyQuiiLx
    @NyQuiiLx Před 4 lety +26

    Stephen A Smith and Judge Mathis picked the wrong seats lol

  • @jbedwards8544
    @jbedwards8544 Před 4 lety +6

    This nigga is GOLD especially when you’re high looking for comedy😂😂

    • @Jesse-pp4te
      @Jesse-pp4te Před 3 lety

      Dude that's exactly what I'm doing. High af and just found this guy and holy fuck I miss black comedy like this! know of any other black comedians like this currently? or has PC finally taken over?

  • @qlasikfilms6267
    @qlasikfilms6267 Před 7 lety +70

    My favorite comedian

  • @chatroomgoon4975
    @chatroomgoon4975 Před 7 lety +75

    5150 Nation 😂

  • @QuisHarris
    @QuisHarris Před 4 lety +12

    Balled up homework 💀💀💀

  • @cocaineonthewoodgrain4202

    This comedy bit by Corey is timeless 😂

  • @mahoganybliss7273
    @mahoganybliss7273 Před 4 lety +6

    Stomach look like she balled up homework 🤣🤣🤣

  • @RayRayHam
    @RayRayHam Před rokem +13

    This never gets old 😂

  • @seneziawilson2265
    @seneziawilson2265 Před 5 lety +13

    1:06 that's my old history teacher

  • @lakenyawatley459
    @lakenyawatley459 Před 6 lety +30

    Some balled up homework lol oh my damn

  • @roderickprayer9741
    @roderickprayer9741 Před 3 lety +5

    Corey is the goat of my generation...like he dont try to be funny...he jus funny naturally

  • @RoyalTEE28
    @RoyalTEE28 Před 2 lety +2

    “Bitch you crazy.” 😂😂😂😂

  • @MidwestBrotha
    @MidwestBrotha Před 5 lety +24

    Him and TK Kirkland style is similar I bet they would tear down a show!!!

  • @marlo1987sh
    @marlo1987sh Před 4 lety +7

    I'm screaming 😭😭😭LMAO

  • @MarzDaIndigo
    @MarzDaIndigo Před 4 lety +9

    Corey is my boy!! 😭 LEGENDARY

  • @guru_basketball_kiero
    @guru_basketball_kiero Před 6 lety +20

    Is that Stephen A Smith with Shaq???
    🤣😂🤣😂

  • @dili_m
    @dili_m Před 2 lety +9

    Love this guy! I would love to see a comedian as brave as this nowadays

  • @1JayTheJet
    @1JayTheJet Před 11 lety +26

    COREY IS MY PREACHER...

  • @Jajuan001
    @Jajuan001 Před 6 lety +86

    5150 where you at???

  • @KavynPein
    @KavynPein Před 11 lety +11

    lol at the milk bottle

  • @C.I.A1947_
    @C.I.A1947_ Před 5 lety +3

    The white woman at 4:07 was so mad hahah

  • @SiRTHiZZL3
    @SiRTHiZZL3 Před 11 lety +14

    Corey my DUDE!!! I HATE i just missed him w/Levell Crawford here in Atlanta on New Years Eve... hope they filmed it!

  • @IamJesusWalks
    @IamJesusWalks Před 5 lety +6

    That moments when it end on that last joke, and you laugh, but be saying "damn, that's kinda fucked up!"

  • @winstonmofokeng7127
    @winstonmofokeng7127 Před 5 lety +6

    I just love the way he laugh's...........Gourd Damn!!!!!

  • @emZee1994
    @emZee1994 Před 6 lety +20

    Hahaha "consistently pays off"

  • @sirjoeplay
    @sirjoeplay Před 11 lety +15

    One of my favorite routines.

  • @OTKP
    @OTKP Před 11 lety +155

    LMFAO I love going to a Corey Holcomb Show love just to see him piss the insecure women off in the crowd

    • @rashadtaylor7971
      @rashadtaylor7971 Před 3 lety +3

      Heck yeah 😂 (that part)...

    • @LaMiGrAFrAnK
      @LaMiGrAFrAnK Před rokem

      In other words every woman lmao

    • @theeladylynn9229
      @theeladylynn9229 Před rokem +1

      @@LaMiGrAFrAnK real women don’t get offended it’s just humor, we Jone At each other ✊🏾 😂

    • @LaMiGrAFrAnK
      @LaMiGrAFrAnK Před rokem

      @@theeladylynn9229 queen status

  • @Jay75Euro
    @Jay75Euro Před 7 lety +32

    Savageeeeee

  • @3rdCoastSportsTV
    @3rdCoastSportsTV Před rokem +1

    Oh y’all don’t know me ha you’ll see 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @theanax143
    @theanax143 Před 4 lety +3

    He OUTTA CONTROL

  • @sincerre4real541
    @sincerre4real541 Před 6 lety +11

    ayo thats Judge Mathis in the front with the white suit on.

  • @alonzoakbar6760
    @alonzoakbar6760 Před 2 lety +2

    Balled up homework!🤣 Classic!

  • @345shawng
    @345shawng Před 11 lety +38

    i say bitch all the time and it works say it a lot they will get used to it

  • @vikingv2000
    @vikingv2000 Před 5 lety +4

    He got talent

  • @frankcotton3283
    @frankcotton3283 Před 6 lety +16

    I seen my homeboy mom in the audience

  • @HolyHotSauce
    @HolyHotSauce Před rokem +1

    That tv box was a Patrice O’Neal joke. Corey stole that one.

  • @luop_4209
    @luop_4209 Před 3 lety +3

    Me and judge Mathis had the same reaction bro it’s so fucked up u don’t wanna laugh but u can’t hold it💀

  • @Mrindescribable18
    @Mrindescribable18 Před 11 lety +6

    I was thinking the same damn thing

  • @macben3266
    @macben3266 Před 2 lety +1

    Holcomb is wild as hell mane.

  • @1eaglefan960
    @1eaglefan960 Před 4 lety +2

    Beautiful smile!!!!

  • @terencedhlamini7682
    @terencedhlamini7682 Před 2 lety +2

    😂The thoughts we all have in our minds

  • @jaydinero7560
    @jaydinero7560 Před 2 lety +3

    It ain't nothing but something to get used to.. what an amazing phrase

  • @jamesthornton9338
    @jamesthornton9338 Před 4 lety +3

    Legendary

  • @misternovela
    @misternovela Před rokem +1

    “Oh ya’ll don’t know me? You’ll see”

  • @ItzARapPodCast
    @ItzARapPodCast Před 4 lety +1

    My #1 Comedian

  • @Mr_Porter
    @Mr_Porter Před 8 lety +175

    Judge Mathis looked super uncomfortable through his entire set.

    • @chicagonative7732
      @chicagonative7732 Před 6 lety +20

      Mr. Porter lmaoo n judge mathis used to be a pimp

    • @TheDarkGBJ
      @TheDarkGBJ Před 5 lety +1

      @@chicagonative7732 where was he?

    • @HEISMACHINE
      @HEISMACHINE Před 5 lety +2

      @@TheDarkGBJ WHITE SUIT TWO SEATS TO THE LEFT OF SHAQ

    • @koleon06
      @koleon06 Před 4 lety

      He said he almost walked out

    • @JawbreakerXD
      @JawbreakerXD Před 4 lety

      @@koleon06 Really? I mean, I would get it. I felt kind of uncomfortable too. I can get past the other jokes, but how do you talk about your daughter like that?

  • @jasonallen3678
    @jasonallen3678 Před 5 lety +6

    And $100 per man can add up 😂😂..All-star weekend is like that too,but at the same time you might run into a Dime piece for less than that.They be on that business hard.

  • @cobramcjingleballs959
    @cobramcjingleballs959 Před 2 lety

    The uncomfortable white woman at 4:06 😂

  • @vladimirrene9934
    @vladimirrene9934 Před 5 měsíci

    Balled up homework 😂

  • @georgeevans9977
    @georgeevans9977 Před 4 lety +5

    Still 🔥🔥🔥🔥 7-29-19

  • @ohioplayer
    @ohioplayer Před 3 lety +1

    This dude cracks me up..

  • @MelanisupSupreme
    @MelanisupSupreme Před 8 lety +19

    Lmfao

  • @russell9411
    @russell9411 Před 8 lety +1

    this nigga be turnt slim lls funny as fuck

  • @JohnnyLindsey-jr9vp
    @JohnnyLindsey-jr9vp Před 10 měsíci

    A REAL BROTHER BLESSED PRICELESS

  • @365WITHCOACHERIC
    @365WITHCOACHERIC Před 4 lety +4

    Its Some BAD ASS 30 YR OLD PLUS WOMEN in that Audience. DAMNNNN

  • @bimbovitapur728
    @bimbovitapur728 Před 11 měsíci

    Corey Holcomb just giving fatalities and brutalities left, right and centre. Damn 😁😆😅🤣😂

  • @yahdig.solid_leonhard3814

    I'd hate to be 1 of his kids !!

  • @kcjones7735
    @kcjones7735 Před 5 lety +34

    Corey be saying some Real stuff. Men dnt talk about Wmen because they wanna hit but I'll bust your bubble 💯🤔

    • @BadTV1993
      @BadTV1993 Před 5 lety +8

      used some of his stuff to break it off with the side bitch just last nite....Thanks,Corey!!! I used the"what do you bring to the table besides another nigga's kids, bunch of health problems,and nosy ass family members? nothin!"

    • @andreadanford5794
      @andreadanford5794 Před 4 lety +4

      @@BadTV1993 😂😂

  • @koreyking9116
    @koreyking9116 Před 2 lety +3

    The Original Kevin Samuels....

  • @George_Glass
    @George_Glass Před 4 lety +4

    It ain't nothin but somethin to get used to

  • @sbohlongwa9150
    @sbohlongwa9150 Před 2 lety

    Shaq is dying there

  • @NYJ82Bklyn
    @NYJ82Bklyn Před 3 lety +1

    Fucking hilarious, give this dude his own special!

  • @ramelhagins6698
    @ramelhagins6698 Před 7 lety +10

    LOL

  • @barlow253
    @barlow253 Před 7 lety +36

    whats funnier cory or Shaq hahaha

  • @slaybuttah3212
    @slaybuttah3212 Před 7 lety +13

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @phantomfacefinal7735
    @phantomfacefinal7735 Před 5 lety +3

    These are just some thoughts that we think every day but don’t say...

  • @pierreferrand8873
    @pierreferrand8873 Před 4 lety +1

    Sipping on Gentleman's Jack

  • @tuyenikumwe2663
    @tuyenikumwe2663 Před 5 lety +2

    I'm subscribing

  • @guyetundi5501
    @guyetundi5501 Před 4 lety +3

    Stephen A Smith lol

  • @xerxesescobar7745
    @xerxesescobar7745 Před 7 lety +13

    I love this man, but I have to watch for my woman not to be in the room.. lol

  • @santanah.6897
    @santanah.6897 Před 4 lety +3

    MFing LEGEND!!!!

  • @shavonnej1684
    @shavonnej1684 Před 2 lety +2

    I think i could do comedy😂😂