I live in Zimbabwe & one night a friend's pit bull just started going crazy & ran off into the bush...we then heard the most vicious battle going on in the darkness, about 100m away from us & we couldn't figure out what was happening...by the time we found a torch & followed it into the night, it had gone eerily quiet. We searched for a bit & found his dog lying on its side covered in deep gashes, clinging to life by a thread & bleeding profusely. Without wasting any time we carried the dog straight to the truck & drove 450km in the dark to the nearest veterinarian. That beast of a dog survived with 100+ stitches & when we went back to the scene the next day we found a brute of a Warthog boar with 8inch tusks that had been absolutely mauled around its throat by this pit bull & died at the scene. To put it into context, lions struggle to bring down big warthogs singlehandedly. That dogs name was Genghis & he died recently - he was as much of a friend as his human father was to me & will be missed.
@@Mknitfit Thanks, I'm by no means an expert on pit bulls, all I know is my friend imported him from the States at a huge cost of roughly $10k. He's not a dog breeder, he just appreciated the qualities of pedigree dogs & I learnt why on that occasion. He was truly a remarkable dog, his loyalty was absolute as was his love & affection towards people he trusted. People he didn't trust & animals on the other hand had to be kept at bay. He also loved kids. If I could afford a proper pedigree pit bull with papers I'd get one in a heartbeat!
I was on my dirtbike coming down trail in mountains outside empire /gerlach Nevada in cotton wood canyon and in tall brush hit a german shepherd sized coyote that ended up in my lap on my bike . it kinda ran into me but crazy AF I dont know who was more scared .I just let right arm off handle bar and it fell away .Things happen so fast probably 10 seconds ,worked at USG plant there crazy but instantly your still riding bike trying to stay upright ,and millineals and zoomers had a close call on video game today
Phone One and they’re babies because your generation let democrats destroy America in 1960’s, then there’s your terrible life choices that affected other generations like blowing all your retirement on cruises. The ones who are messed up are the ones who didn’t have good parents 🤷♂️
Coyote: Listen, little dog, you don't wanna fuck with me. Pitbull: Did you hear me? I said get off my lawn now. Coyote: Are you fucking crazy? Go back in the house. Pitbull: Yeah? I bite a hole in your face and then I go in the house-- and I sleep like a baby. You can count on that. We used to stack fucks like you five feet high in Korea; use you for sandbags.
I lived in Colorado for 15 years and coyotes and mountain lions were definitely something to be hyper aware of your surroundings. I hiked a lot and always brought my dog with me. He sensed when something was off. I trusted that dog with my life and I know he kept me safe, especially in the back country. Dogs are so loyal 🐾❤️
I had a 110 lb american bulldog (actually all these overweight "pitt bulls" are really mostly american bulldogs not much terrier in them, but that's a different discussion). Everyone identified him as a super huge pit bull. Because I am a hiking, camping hillbilly, he has engaged mountain lions twice. One was a ferocious fight, the other, the mountain lion retreated from his fresh killl, a deer, rather than decide to engage my dog. In the fight, the mountain lion retreated and ran eventually . He was a great dog and like having a loaded shotgun with you. But he was also great with children and never aggressive with people unless some one threatened me. Yes, he could discern that. Coyotes are sly and know they can out run him, so they will track him and me in the woods. But they dare not do anything. A couple times when my bull dog had a coyote cornered they run for their life, jumping 8 feet high to escape.
yes sort of. The american bull dog is the closest descendant to the original english bulldog 2 centuries ago when pit fighting was legal. It was renamed the pit bull during that time because of use in fighting. The cruel English even dropped a full grown African lioness, 250lbs +, in the pit to bet on who would win. Average weight for a male was 110lbs but could go more. After pit fighting was outlawed, these dogs were crossed with a terrier for speed and agility, ie the staffordshire pit bull terrier averaging around 50 lbs. This is the dog we call today a pit bull. It is much faster and agile than the bulldog but not as strong. But in the interest and ego of owners to have bigger and bigger dogs, more of the real bull dog/mastiff was bred into them and the terrier genes disappeared. That's how we got to today where we can have 200 lb "pit bulls". They have the bull mastiff genes in them to make their greater size. The American bull dog and the bull mastiff are from the same gene pool, the mastiff being much larger. But the true american bulldog of the type I had (there are 2 distinct breeds of these dogs) had an enormous head. (see my video of him www.bitchute.com/video/rOiZ3S5q0UW7/) First time I took him to see vet, the whole place could not believe how big his head was! But a great dog and I still miss him today. @@Phogramo
@@greatgambino I was with you for the first half, you’re wrong about ‘in the interest and ego of owners’ though. I’m from Ontario where we can’t legally own a pitbull, they even forced me to spay my female when the law came in to effect. We can own American Bullies which is why their popularity is high in my province, and as such, there are many people here who are highly educated on the lineage of the pups and how they got to be their size. I haven’t come across a single American Bully (a real one, not a mutt like Hulk) that had Bull Mastiff bred in to them. No idea where you got that idea from, but that’s not a thing in the cold north nor would your dog even be allowed to register as an American Bully in the CKC… pretty sure that goes for AKC as well…
@@PhogramoI am not surprised that, given all the bizarre things that have happened in canada over the past few years, that they made owning a pit bull illegal. Now years ago they did that in a few states in the US, Colorado and Ohio among others. I don't know what happened in Colorado but pit bull owners got together and flexed their political muscle and the state rescinded it. Then they came up with all pit bull owners had to have a $100,000 insurance policy. Now that has even gone away. You know the pit bull at the turn of the 20th century was America's most popular pet? Did you know the most decorated dog in US military history was a pit bull? But the US like Canada has a short memory and discards that which it has no need for with little remorse. I don't really care what the AKC says what a dog is. They are an arbitrary group that decide when a dog type through breeding becomes special and unique if the qualities are consistent and repeatable through breeding, and most of all there is a force pushing for the identification as a separate dog breed, the AKC moves their magic wand and declares it. The american bulldog, the dogs Argentine, the bull mastiff, and many of these similar breeds all trace their roots from what is generically termed the mastiff breed. And when you want a bigger size and more muscle you lean towards the genes of the bull mastiff. It doesn't happen in one generation. It happened quite a few years ago from success trial and error breeding. For god sake if you look at them they are very similar. Now the bully is a dog that has been in bred for muscular development at the expense of speed and agility, virtually removing any trace of the terrier which was put in the bull dog in the first place to give it those characteristics of speed and agility. And where do they get they gene component from? Bigger, more muscular specific dogs in the breed that are likened to the bull mastiff. Cross breeding continually to get what I consider abnormal, the over muscular bully shouldn't even be a breed since it serves little purpose. To be determined a separate breed, it used be required that the dog type had a specific skill and ability that set it aside from the dogs, beyond merely appearance or strength. The original English bulldog ( ie today called the American bull dog) original was used for handling cattle, hunting and killing big game, and pit fighting mostly. The staffordshire terrier pit bull (which Canada made illegal) was a down sized version with the speed and agility that could run down a coyote or other types of fast vermin prey. And the reason why pit bulls were statistically considered dangerous was the bad terrier temperament that it inherited with the speed and agility. The american bull dog is more intimidating in appearance but yet still capable of average speed and tremendous endurance on a run. And still is quite peaceful and non explosive. What purpose does a bully serve other than to look menacing?
Then dudes are bred up with mastiffs. No pit has ever been that big, game dogs were no bigger than fifty lbs, and that was a little heavier than liked. Legit old school fight dogs (pits) were 40-45lbs and about 18 at the shoulders
its bollocks. They don't fight 1 vs 1 like some sort of matrix film where everyone takes turns. Pits lock on which leaves it vulnverable to for the other 7 coyotes who begin to rip its insides out from behind. This is just pitbull owners jacking off to their own made up stories.
Dana Red I agree I bet that pit bull had other pit bull homies and they teamed up against the coyotes. Haha. But really I don’t think 9 coyotes were killed by one pit bull.
My Pit is a TKD practitioner. She's only 3 feet tall, but she's got some hamhocks for thighs. Her turning side kick is short and slow but it's powerful.
I once witnessed a female coyote in heat lure a farm dog away from the house like "come get laid dog" then 4 coyotes came outta nowhere and began attacking it. Dog survived only because the farmer had a donkey that charged in and began kicking the shit outta the coyotes before we could get to it. Donkeys are "badass"🙃
I had a relative who was losing animals out of his pasture. He got two donkeys and, within two weeks, four coyotes stomped into the ground and no more loss of livestock from then on.
We had a 130 lbs and his mom was a 60 pound brindle and the dad was a regular 70 pounds black pit named midnight. And he came out of this creation like a HULK version of pit bulls...people would pull over to just look at him ... we had people offer us money to pounds of drugs just to get a pup it was crazy but I loved it...😘
My neighbor lost her dog to a coyote a few months back (jack Russell) and I was very upset for her because I own 3 dogs myself we where not close neighbors but we would wave when she or I drove by but when we finally got a chance to talk she told me what happened and warned me because she knew I had dogs but never really got to see them. So I told her thank you for the warning but my dogs should be fine and I could see it upset her a bit so I asked if she wanted to meet them because they are very friendly with humans and other animals unless I tell them not to be so she agreed and when she saw 3 100 to 130 Pound bully pitbulls come out of my back gate she looked at me and said oh okay I gotcha lol
@@unknownsource4359 ALMOST EVERY DIFFERENT KIND OF DOG WOULD DO THAT WHAT U JUST ASKED W/O BEING TRAINED TO DO SO THATS WHY THEY R MANS BEST FRIEND... IVE SEEN TINY LIL POODLES AND CHIHUAHUAS PROTECT THEIR OWNERS LIKE THEY WERE PIT BULLS no joke
Old English Bulldog: The extinct breed pitbulls came from was described as such: "The cerebral capacity of the bull-dog is sensibly smaller than in any other race; and it is doubtless to the decrease of the encephalon that we must attribute its inferiority to all others in every thing relating to intelligence. The bull-dog is scarcely capable of any education, and is fitted for nothing but combat and ferocity." "Whenever a bull-dog attacks any of the extremities of the body, it is invariably considered a mark of his degeneracy from the original purity of blood. Puppies will assail a bull, and thereby give a decided proof of their breed, when only six months old; and, if permitted, will rather suffer themselves to be destroyed than relinquish the contest."
serious Dopamine exact same happened to my pit bull when I was young, it messed with one of the kittens and the mother cat came and absolutely destroyed the pitbull. It sliced opened its nut sack and we had to give him away after he got well to prevent any other fights.
One on one in a cage pitbull wins. Against 9 there's no way in hell. The guy is a lier. Prolly just trying to brag about his dog. There's no way for a pitbull to even catch one in there environment. Those coyotes would run circles around that thing until its so tired then finish it off. That's the biggest bullshit story ever
Literally…my 12lb Corgi is recovering at the vet right now after fighting off a single coyote. She got a bit chewed up but is going to make it. No joke, watch your kids and pets man…
My friend has a rottweiler and a pitbull. Yrs ago when the pit was still young, they both got jumped by some coyotes. The rottweiler was fine I guess, and the young pit was missing for like 2 months. This was the middle of winter in Wisconsin. We were sure the pit was dead. But apparently he was found like 1 mile away near an area I used to live, in a hole in the ground. He survived for weeks after being attacked. Was a miracle.
Jfc, these things are like Emperor Palatine, Omni Man and Thragg the viltrumites, Darth Vader, Lord Voldemort, a methed out Tuco Salamanca, that Prince Daemon from THOTD. That is scary.
Might have been funny but john wicks dog gets immediately killed in beginning of movie...And was not a fighting dog either...So your comment made no sense at all dude
Another animal people underestimate is the raccoon. Raccoons have been known to lure hunting dogs into deep water, then get on their backs and hold their heads under the water till they drown. My uncle was a big hunting guy, and he hunted with all sorts of hardcore hunting guys and they would sit around and tell stories of stuff like that all the time.
I live in Iowa and owned a Male Alaskan Malamute years ago. We lived in the country at the time. One Thanksgiving, we gave some leftover scraps to our dog. But we tossed most in the garbage. That night, a pack of coyotes tried to get into the trash. They tried to kill our Malamute. He fought a group of ten by himself. He did not walk away without injury. But he killed two, and the others ran away. I helped him by throwing large rocks from our driveway. I thought about running back into the house to grab my gun. But I did not want to leave him alone. He was not seriously injured. We never had issues with coyotes again.
Coyotes are so smart that if you are walking around looking for them, you’ll rarely ever see one. I’ve seen one up close in my whole life while hunting with my dad and the second we moved to take the shot it ran away.
vegarosa69 well I can’t speak for everyone but they killed many many of my dogs and it really took a toll on me so I kinda feel like I gotta stay a away or kill I don’t really have a middle ground even though they will rarely attack humans
In england and ireland there are still the old working stock pits. Adding any other breed to its dna wouldnt be worth it. Real Pitbulls will fight to the death, have ridiculous stamina. Ive always wondered what would happen against a wolf tho
Might have been the two that you saw. When I was pig hunting one time, I had two visibly stalking me and being strange as I pulled my kill litter. I threw the pig head on the ground to get them to leave me alone and they kept following me so I put a .30-30 through the nearest one when their ears went forward and they went in to a pounce stance about twenty feet away from me (mind you a good thirty feet past the pig head). Saw maybe four others in the bush to my left take off running from what I think was a prone position. It's why I don't take shortcuts through the woods no more.
@@d.k.7506 That's a great story, but scary!! I was living in Houston, in the burbs, when I had my encounter! I do concur that they are very coordinated in their attacks, and as sneaky as sin!!!! Glad you had your 30 30!!!!!
@@d.k.7506 That's how wolves sometimes work, a beta gets sent out to distract and while you're looking at it the alpha comes from behind. Wouldn't surprise me if coyotes work the same but I don't see it being as effective considering coyotes are pretty weak. Pick that fucker up by the closest leg and slam it on the ground, you'll break all sorts of shit.
I got mauled by a 60 pound pit bull and ended up with 75 stitches 20 staples and they had to reattach my ear. Still like the breed but i hate bad owners!
Cayote leader: soo can I get some numbers guys? Coyote bandit 1: um in getting a 23.833% survival probability. Coyote bandit 2: ok let me buff up. Coyote Jenkins: LEEEEEERRRROOOOOOYYYYY!!!!! Coyote leader: THATS A FUCKIN MINUS 50DKPS!!!!!
One of my rottweilers lived to 13, and one of my friends rottweilers was 13 as well. My boss has english mastiffs, and his first one was put down when he just turned 12. I put it down to luck and good living. My other 2 rottweilers didnt see double figures, ( 1 to cancer, 1 to a blood disease ) joe probably babied his mastiff even more than we did, but anything over 10 years for bigger dogs is just gravy. Time to enjoy them in their twilight years.
*That pitbull after the eighth coyote:* “I didn’t hear no bell.”
Also the Pitbull after the battle: " Ohhh IM SORRY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!? IS THIS AMERICA!?"
@@eboymorales3047 😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀
That pitbull must be like ‘it was super necessary’
IP MAN if he a pitbull 😳
I'm convinced that a couple escape
Coyotes: we have you 9 to 1
Pitbull: I like those odds
Pitbull: Then get 9 more and it'll be an even fight.
The craziest part is that pitbull is prob chill asf too
Good Mandalorian reference
Coyotes: we have you 9 to 1
Pitbull: hold my bone and watch this:
@Zak Maslen don't get a pitbull
I live in Zimbabwe & one night a friend's pit bull just started going crazy & ran off into the bush...we then heard the most vicious battle going on in the darkness, about 100m away from us & we couldn't figure out what was happening...by the time we found a torch & followed it into the night, it had gone eerily quiet. We searched for a bit & found his dog lying on its side covered in deep gashes, clinging to life by a thread & bleeding profusely. Without wasting any time we carried the dog straight to the truck & drove 450km in the dark to the nearest veterinarian. That beast of a dog survived with 100+ stitches & when we went back to the scene the next day we found a brute of a Warthog boar with 8inch tusks that had been absolutely mauled around its throat by this pit bull & died at the scene. To put it into context, lions struggle to bring down big warthogs singlehandedly. That dogs name was Genghis & he died recently - he was as much of a friend as his human father was to me & will be missed.
Helluva tale. Thanks for sharing that, bro. May he RIP.
What type of pitbull? Staffordshire?
@@Si_Mondo He was a Colby pitbull.
@TheRealKlinky If you look at Colby's Pinscher from 1896 the Colby dogs look the same today. The foundation of the American Pitbull Terrier
@@Mknitfit Thanks, I'm by no means an expert on pit bulls, all I know is my friend imported him from the States at a huge cost of roughly $10k. He's not a dog breeder, he just appreciated the qualities of pedigree dogs & I learnt why on that occasion. He was truly a remarkable dog, his loyalty was absolute as was his love & affection towards people he trusted. People he didn't trust & animals on the other hand had to be kept at bay. He also loved kids. If I could afford a proper pedigree pit bull with papers I'd get one in a heartbeat!
Coyotes: WHO ARE YOU!
Pitbull: They call me cuddles
9 coyotes, mauled to death by Cuddles!
Joe mimicking a pitbull looks more like a pitbull than an actual pitbull
4:18 lol
I was on my dirtbike coming down trail in mountains outside empire /gerlach Nevada in cotton wood canyon and in tall brush hit a german shepherd sized coyote that ended up in my lap on my bike . it kinda ran into me but crazy AF I dont know who was more scared .I just let right arm off handle bar and it fell away .Things happen so fast probably 10 seconds ,worked at USG plant there crazy but instantly your still riding bike trying to stay upright ,and millineals and zoomers had a close call on video game today
Small but shredded
Phone One not all zoomes and millennials are pansies, we still got a military for instance...your generation certainly isn’t filling the infantry...
Phone One and they’re babies because your generation let democrats destroy America in 1960’s, then there’s your terrible life choices that affected other generations like blowing all your retirement on cruises. The ones who are messed up are the ones who didn’t have good parents 🤷♂️
Pitbull: you only send 9 coyotes to take me down??? YOU FOOLS!!!
you should have gone for the head
Leave me son simba alone
😂😂😂
Coyote: Listen, little dog, you don't wanna fuck with me.
Pitbull: Did you hear me? I said get off my lawn now.
Coyote: Are you fucking crazy? Go back in the house.
Pitbull: Yeah? I bite a hole in your face and then I go in the house-- and I sleep like a baby. You can count on that. We used to stack fucks like you five feet high in Korea; use you for sandbags.
@@manictiger I fucking love Gran Torino
Pitbull brain: They have us outnumbered, 9 to 1.
Pitbull Muscles: Then it is an even fight.
I lived in Colorado for 15 years and coyotes and mountain lions were definitely something to be hyper aware of your surroundings.
I hiked a lot and always brought my dog with me.
He sensed when something was off.
I trusted that dog with my life and I know he kept me safe, especially in the back country.
Dogs are so loyal 🐾❤️
jujitsu is the art of folding clothes with people still in them.
True Thought giving a new meaning to "I'm gonna fold you"
Involuntary yoga.
@@ManlyManStuff good one
Thats judo
lol true thought indeed
4:16 Joe's Pit Bull impression will carry me through the day
Quintus Grobler comments like this get me through my day ahahaha
Joe ‘Fire Hydrant Head’ Rohan
@@Eetswaaaa I love Joe Rohan
Imagine seeing a pit bull and a coyote and the pit bull was killing em 🤣
He looked like one too
I had a 110 lb american bulldog (actually all these overweight "pitt bulls" are really mostly american bulldogs not much terrier in them, but that's a different discussion). Everyone identified him as a super huge pit bull. Because I am a hiking, camping hillbilly, he has engaged mountain lions twice. One was a ferocious fight, the other, the mountain lion retreated from his fresh killl, a deer, rather than decide to engage my dog. In the fight, the mountain lion retreated and ran eventually
. He was a great dog and like having a loaded shotgun with you. But he was also great with children and never aggressive with people unless some one threatened me. Yes, he could discern that.
Coyotes are sly and know they can out run him, so they will track him and me in the woods. But they dare not do anything. A couple times when my bull dog had a coyote cornered they run for their life, jumping 8 feet high to escape.
Overweight Pitbulls? Are you talking about American Bullies? 🤣
yes sort of. The american bull dog is the closest descendant to the original english bulldog 2 centuries ago when pit fighting was legal. It was renamed the pit bull during that time because of use in fighting. The cruel English even dropped a full grown African lioness, 250lbs +, in the pit to bet on who would win. Average weight for a male was 110lbs but could go more. After pit fighting was outlawed, these dogs were crossed with a terrier for speed and agility, ie the staffordshire pit bull terrier averaging around 50 lbs. This is the dog we call today a pit bull. It is much faster and agile than the bulldog but not as strong. But in the interest and ego of owners to have bigger and bigger dogs, more of the real bull dog/mastiff was bred into them and the terrier genes disappeared. That's how we got to today where we can have 200 lb "pit bulls". They have the bull mastiff genes in them to make their greater size. The American bull dog and the bull mastiff are from the same gene pool, the mastiff being much larger. But the true american bulldog of the type I had (there are 2 distinct breeds of these dogs) had an enormous head. (see my video of him www.bitchute.com/video/rOiZ3S5q0UW7/) First time I took him to see vet, the whole place could not believe how big his head was! But a great dog and I still miss him today. @@Phogramo
The video link isn’t working can you reupload It? I would love to see. Thank you
@@greatgambino I was with you for the first half, you’re wrong about ‘in the interest and ego of owners’ though. I’m from Ontario where we can’t legally own a pitbull, they even forced me to spay my female when the law came in to effect. We can own American Bullies which is why their popularity is high in my province, and as such, there are many people here who are highly educated on the lineage of the pups and how they got to be their size. I haven’t come across a single American Bully (a real one, not a mutt like Hulk) that had Bull Mastiff bred in to them. No idea where you got that idea from, but that’s not a thing in the cold north nor would your dog even be allowed to register as an American Bully in the CKC… pretty sure that goes for AKC as well…
@@PhogramoI am not surprised that, given all the bizarre things that have happened in canada over the past few years, that they made owning a pit bull illegal. Now years ago they did that in a few states in the US, Colorado and Ohio among others. I don't know what happened in Colorado but pit bull owners got together and flexed their political muscle and the state rescinded it. Then they came up with all pit bull owners had to have a $100,000 insurance policy. Now that has even gone away. You know the pit bull at the turn of the 20th century was America's most popular pet? Did you know the most decorated dog in US military history was a pit bull? But the US like Canada has a short memory and discards that which it has no need for with little remorse.
I don't really care what the AKC says what a dog is. They are an arbitrary group that decide when a dog type through breeding becomes special and unique if the qualities are consistent and repeatable through breeding, and most of all there is a force pushing for the identification as a separate dog breed, the AKC moves their magic wand and declares it. The american bulldog, the dogs Argentine, the bull mastiff, and many of these similar breeds all trace their roots from what is generically termed the mastiff breed. And when you want a bigger size and more muscle you lean towards the genes of the bull mastiff. It doesn't happen in one generation. It happened quite a few years ago from success trial and error breeding. For god sake if you look at them they are very similar. Now the bully is a dog that has been in bred for muscular development at the expense of speed and agility, virtually removing any trace of the terrier which was put in the bull dog in the first place to give it those characteristics of speed and agility. And where do they get they gene component from? Bigger, more muscular specific dogs in the breed that are likened to the bull mastiff. Cross breeding continually to get what I consider abnormal, the over muscular bully shouldn't even be a breed since it serves little purpose. To be determined a separate breed, it used be required that the dog type had a specific skill and ability that set it aside from the dogs, beyond merely appearance or strength. The original English bulldog ( ie today called the American bull dog) original was used for handling cattle, hunting and killing big game, and pit fighting mostly. The staffordshire terrier pit bull (which Canada made illegal) was a down sized version with the speed and agility that could run down a coyote or other types of fast vermin prey. And the reason why pit bulls were statistically considered dangerous was the bad terrier temperament that it inherited with the speed and agility. The american bull dog is more intimidating in appearance but yet still capable of average speed and tremendous endurance on a run. And still is quite peaceful and non explosive. What purpose does a bully serve other than to look menacing?
Bro that pitbull is the definition of living life on the edge
Nine dead Coyote, surrounding a Pit, sat, wagging its tail, looking at his owner, proud as fuck.
The dogs getting all the treats that day
🫡 shout out to the pitbulls
Coyotes: The senate will decide your fate.
Pit Bull: I am the senate!
ravenfanbartscott 😂😂😂
Star Wars reference...nice!
Coyotes: not. Yet.
Pitbull: Its treason, then.
❤️🤟🏼
My pit
I'm 100% certain that pitbull shouted "who's next"
Joe “that pit bull was gangster” rogan
Joe: Ive lost a bunch of chickens to coyotes.
Coyote: Ive lost a bunch of friends to joe.
Dmt: ive lost alot to Joe Rogan
I have lost many of my valuable hours to joe rogan
Joe Rogan is 10th BJJ lol roll with the Yoties. Coyotes offer Rogan a truce.
@@InnerLuminosity fax
Imagine how Elks feel...
I thought the only Pitbull that weighed over 200lbs was Mr Worldwide himself
That dude weighs 127
SiLo Mixing and Mastering OMG I actually had to take a second to think about that! 🤣🤣🤣
dale
Then dudes are bred up with mastiffs. No pit has ever been that big, game dogs were no bigger than fifty lbs, and that was a little heavier than liked. Legit old school fight dogs (pits) were 40-45lbs and about 18 at the shoulders
No matter the size they all love to eat kindergartners.
A 13 year old Mastiff is a tribute to the way you cared for him. Giant breeds usually live 8 or 9 years. I'm so sorry for your loss.
Man I love Pitbulls. Had a blue nosed one for 12 years. She was such a sweetheart. My father and I miss her so much, may she Rest In Peace.
RIP to your beautiful pitty ❤
@@kvandaele82 Thank you, she was a wonderful dog. A gentle soul she was.
4:17 for Joe's legendary impression of a Pitbull
Had me rollin
Came to the comments to say exactly that 😅
Lol
Then casually says “That doesnt feel pain”
“Fucking Fire Hydrant Head”
I do not promote dog fighting but it would've been amazing to see that pit bull vs those 9 coyotes.
its bollocks. They don't fight 1 vs 1 like some sort of matrix film where everyone takes turns. Pits lock on which leaves it vulnverable to for the other 7 coyotes who begin to rip its insides out from behind. This is just pitbull owners jacking off to their own made up stories.
Dana Red I agree I bet that pit bull had other pit bull homies and they teamed up against the coyotes. Haha. But really I don’t think 9 coyotes were killed by one pit bull.
@@MrTwat144 I dont know but its possible I mean why lie?
It's even more amazing to believe
4reeltactics Fishing could of savaged a bunch of skinny or young coyotes? 9 sounds like an extreme but he could go on a tear.
The Last Coyote: Wtf are you Pitbull: They Call me Princess
I occasionally have to come back to this story just to watch Joe reenact the dog running towards the coyotes. 😆
😂 lol me too bro
You mean (rewatch)
you can't reenact the present.
Joes at his absolute best when he's talking about predators
Yea man he gets really into that shit
Guy it’s something about violence/survival especially in nature that gets him excited
@@Lobo0011 because that's the purest form of life. Living in nature living by the term survival of the fittest.
I'd like to see how to catch a predator with Joe Rogan that shit would be lit!
Lmao onm
People: Why you running with a knife?
Gamer: You run faster with a knife. Duh!
nostalgia
Facts!
Fps Doug fuck yeah
the couger was a kitten look it up the guys a pussy they found the dead cat it was a kitten!
FUCKING LAG
A legit pitbull is creation of perfection
I love Joe's animal impressions they are hilarious 😂
That pit bull was Alex Jones
@K2 FU frrrr!! Exactly what I was thinking
He thought the jogger was a reptilian in human form, we all know cougars and reptiles are arch enemies
I think you meant Chuck Norris...
Overdose on super male vitality™️
@jstpgms just like you
I carry a stick when I hike with my mum in case a sheep attacks us. Love from Northern Ireland
Return love from the US
@@jdal9324 US should stop sending its love to other countries when they can't even unify their own... piss of.
@@zac3126 fine by me sheep fornicator. Have fun being controlled by britistan.
Gotta watch out for that scrapies bro. I get it.
@zac Jesus man he was just being nice
4:16 i laughed so hard at this
I love how softly and innocently joe says “maybe he was a jiu jitsu guy”
The pitbull must have known Jujitsu.
That pitbull was a grandmaster of "dogjitsu"!
😂
He had a black belt in bullshitstu
My Pit is a TKD practitioner. She's only 3 feet tall, but she's got some hamhocks for thighs. Her turning side kick is short and slow but it's powerful.
Nope just knows bull doggin
I once witnessed a female coyote in heat lure a farm dog away from the house like "come get laid dog" then 4 coyotes came outta nowhere and began attacking it. Dog survived only because the farmer had a donkey that charged in and began kicking the shit outta the coyotes before we could get to it.
Donkeys are "badass"🙃
yea they are Bad Asses. Get it? Bad asses. I know I know lame .
Every farm needs a donkey
Yeah thats crazy how donkeys beat the shit out of coyotes
I had a relative who was losing animals out of his pasture. He got two donkeys and, within two weeks, four coyotes stomped into the ground and no more loss of livestock from then on.
God Damn! I didn't know that! That's crazy ass hell.
We had a 130 lbs and his mom was a 60 pound brindle and the dad was a regular 70 pounds black pit named midnight. And he came out of this creation like a HULK version of pit bulls...people would pull over to just look at him ... we had people offer us money to pounds of drugs just to get a pup it was crazy but I loved it...😘
My neighbor lost her dog to a coyote a few months back (jack Russell) and I was very upset for her because I own 3 dogs myself we where not close neighbors but we would wave when she or I drove by but when we finally got a chance to talk she told me what happened and warned me because she knew I had dogs but never really got to see them. So I told her thank you for the warning but my dogs should be fine and I could see it upset her a bit so I asked if she wanted to meet them because they are very friendly with humans and other animals unless I tell them not to be so she agreed and when she saw 3 100 to 130 Pound bully pitbulls come out of my back gate she looked at me and said oh okay I gotcha lol
are your bully pitbulls disciplined to your commands? would they die to defend you if another person or dog attacked you?
@@unknownsource4359 they are very well trained and if I told them to yes they would. My dogs know that aggression is a command not an instinct
Shit but those lil Jack Russells aren't no punk either, he prob just got caught slippen fr
@@unknownsource4359 ALMOST EVERY DIFFERENT KIND OF DOG WOULD DO THAT WHAT U JUST ASKED W/O BEING TRAINED TO DO SO THATS WHY THEY R MANS BEST FRIEND... IVE SEEN TINY LIL POODLES AND CHIHUAHUAS PROTECT THEIR OWNERS LIKE THEY WERE PIT BULLS no joke
That pitbull looks like something you would find when playing Doom.
nah, he's a cutie
Hulk is not a Pitbull but mix of dogs... meetarealpit.blogspot.com/2015/07/is-hulk-rare-pit-bull.html?m=1
Nah. He's the Doomdog that replaced Daisy the rabbit.
I killed a velociraptor in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know
Patricia R wow they’re really are smart
😆
You bet your life...
velociraptor = penis
Lol that's a quote from Arthur
Old English Bulldog: The extinct breed pitbulls came from was described as such:
"The cerebral capacity of the bull-dog is sensibly smaller than in any other race; and it is doubtless to the decrease of the encephalon that we must attribute its inferiority to all others in every thing relating to intelligence. The bull-dog is scarcely capable of any education, and is fitted for nothing but combat and ferocity."
"Whenever a bull-dog attacks any of the extremities of the body, it is invariably considered a mark of his degeneracy from the original purity of blood. Puppies will assail a bull, and thereby give a decided proof of their breed, when only six months old; and, if permitted, will rather suffer themselves to be destroyed than relinquish the contest."
Joe: You ever strangle a mountain lion while on DMT ?
LoL
Jaime 1700 no one else like it it’s perfect!
Jaime 1700 😂😂😂😂😂
😂
coyote: uh, guys. This pitbull has its own theme track.
The last coyote…”bro I didn’t even like those dudes!”
**Nobody**
Pitbull: Mr. Worldwide
I carry my emotional baggage when I run which generally keeps everything away from me
C. UNiT lmao
THE BEST!
'atta boy
This comment is incredible
*everyone. I fixed that typo for you
Meanwhile my pitbull got beat up by a 14 year old cat.
serious Dopamine one of my cats did that , happened on my property ..... How I laughed
serious Dopamine exact same happened to my pit bull when I was young, it messed with one of the kittens and the mother cat came and absolutely destroyed the pitbull. It sliced opened its nut sack and we had to give him away after he got well to prevent any other fights.
@FatDaddyoMcCarty go away loser you aint seen shit
Dude cats are vicious when pissed the smaller the worse they are it’s like trying to dodge a bullet
@@Lobo0011 people underestimate there unpredictability, feral instincts and how sharp there claws can get if said can maintains them
Pitbull “they think they’ve surrounded me, poor bastards”
that pitbull is the definition of "reverse jumping"
Coyotes: we have you outnumbered 9 to 1
Pitbull: then get 9 more and it’ll be an even fight
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
One on one in a cage pitbull wins. Against 9 there's no way in hell. The guy is a lier. Prolly just trying to brag about his dog. There's no way for a pitbull to even catch one in there environment. Those coyotes would run circles around that thing until its so tired then finish it off. That's the biggest bullshit story ever
@@jheiny1231 why he lie
Yes
Reminds me of a similar quote by James Kirk in Star Trek 2009.
Joe: rubs himself in elk steak juices before his runs...waiting for that cougar.
Ends up getting the wrong kind instead
The Musk of Elon, by Tom Ford
Fuck you
Literally…my 12lb Corgi is recovering at the vet right now after fighting off a single coyote. She got a bit chewed up but is going to make it.
No joke, watch your kids and pets man…
Coyotes out number pitbull 9:1
Pitbull: "Then it is an even fight"
Joe “maybe he’s a jujitsu guy” Rogan
No because it takes skills to Smoother a Cougar actually
Jaseir Moore - Fight for your own life skills.
@@FakeSugarVillain 😂😂😂
Steel King Benjamin nice story lol
Steel King Benjamin omggg haha that’s too good.
Pitbull: you should've seen the other guys
*owner sees the other guys*
Owner: 0_0
After that fight the pit bull is my owner now 😂 I’m saying yes sir every time he barks
Joe's animal impressions are always the best.
My friend has a rottweiler and a pitbull. Yrs ago when the pit was still young, they both got jumped by some coyotes. The rottweiler was fine I guess, and the young pit was missing for like 2 months. This was the middle of winter in Wisconsin. We were sure the pit was dead. But apparently he was found like 1 mile away near an area I used to live, in a hole in the ground. He survived for weeks after being attacked. Was a miracle.
Pit bulls are a abomination in nature
Probably ate the coyotes
Jfc, these things are like Emperor Palatine, Omni Man and Thragg the viltrumites, Darth Vader, Lord Voldemort, a methed out Tuco Salamanca, that Prince Daemon from THOTD. That is scary.
Must have been John Wick's dog
Might have been funny but john wicks dog gets immediately killed in beginning of movie...And was not a fighting dog either...So your comment made no sense at all dude
@@joechrow8341 , the one he steals at the end of the movie. C'mon, that was obvious.
joe chrow you there’s 3 John wick movies right?
@@SIRHENNY1 Was the dog at the end...Was my mistake
It was Brad Pitt’s dog
Another animal people underestimate is the raccoon.
Raccoons have been known to lure hunting dogs into deep water, then get on their backs and hold their heads under the water till they drown.
My uncle was a big hunting guy, and he hunted with all sorts of hardcore hunting guys and they would sit around and tell stories of stuff like that all the time.
I live in Iowa and owned a Male Alaskan Malamute years ago. We lived in the country at the time. One Thanksgiving, we gave some leftover scraps to our dog. But we tossed most in the garbage. That night, a pack of coyotes tried to get into the trash. They tried to kill our Malamute. He fought a group of ten by himself. He did not walk away without injury. But he killed two, and the others ran away. I helped him by throwing large rocks from our driveway. I thought about running back into the house to grab my gun. But I did not want to leave him alone. He was not seriously injured. We never had issues with coyotes again.
This is why all though native Americans all have stories in which the coyote is always called the trickster.
Imagine if they had pitbulls back then 😂
Lar?
They need to animate the pit bull story . I need visuals lol
Fr!
Yes!!!!!
Coyotes: “There’s 9 of us and 1 of you”
Pitbull: “Then it is an even fight”
Coyotes are so smart that if you are walking around looking for them, you’ll rarely ever see one. I’ve seen one up close in my whole life while hunting with my dad and the second we moved to take the shot it ran away.
I love how someone does a badass thing and joe is like “He MUsT KnOW JuJiTsU”😂😂
www.businessinsider.com/colorado-jogger-may-killed-baby-mountain-lion-2019-2 that couger was 20lbs not 80lbs the guys a pussy he lied
All of these replies are retarded as hell
Soulja Boy's Draco oh how m e t a, well done 👍🏻
He must do DMT
@uhh sk8 why the fuck would I want to kill a cat, i love cats
Pit bull sees coyotes: RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT'S DONE
GUUUUUUUUTS
Yes!!!!
Oh man, I Lol'd
*Heavy metal intensifies*
@@TomasPabon HUGE GUTS
Pitts feels pain, but like Mike Tyson, his pain only fuels his fire.
Two different people told me the pitbull vs 9 coyotes story within the last few weeks, i think its an urban legend.
When joe said: when your on dmt and your choking out a coyote you are the universe..
Bruh your comment will dominate this section😂
😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That may be the most beautiful thing I've ever read. If you'll excuse me now, I have something in my eye.
You're* and you're*
not to brag, but i've had a similar experience
not running, not a mountain lion...it was a mosquito and I was walking, but still...
You could've got that west nile playa.. ain't no joke
O A wow such a bad ass I bet that mosquito almost got you it’s tough out here
Atleast your here to tell the story, that’s the important part
@Nick Ahhh hey! what do look like? chuck Norris or something??
I imagined that in a Mitch Hedberg voice
Bro Joe’s savage animal impressions always make me die
Coyotes: We have 9 of us against one of you
Pittbull: then you have severely underestimated me
Everyone’s got a plan until Dog Lesner gets in your face
That one made my fucking day.
Not really, ask this Mexican, Cain Velazquez 😂 😂 😂
@@apachedr34 Ngannou Cain?
“One of my favorite coyote death stories”.....do fill us in on the rest Joe
Alex Jones killed one using a triangle choke.
Will using the anaconda choke at the same time
Why do people hate coyotes so much? Unless you suffered big economic losses to them, I think most people are just band wagon haters.
vegarosa69 well I can’t speak for everyone but they killed many many of my dogs and it really took a toll on me so I kinda feel like I gotta stay a away or kill I don’t really have a middle ground even though they will rarely attack humans
Coyotes: “there’s 9 of us and only one of you.”
Pit Bull: “so get some more guys and it’ll be an even fight.”
Joe “I carry a knife when I run” Rogan
Cary a gun when you longboard lol
jeremysev you too?
in AZ we can carry a gun lol
I'm a 68 yar old white lady, and I carry a knife at all times. These days ya gotta.
I snowboard with a machete...
_”fire hydrant head”_ 😂😂😂
@S a C ok stop lying
dana white: WHO ME
Gwaagh gwaagh gwaagh gwagg
9 Coyotes: Gotcha!
Pitbull: I like your enthusiasm.
This needs to be a Rogan Story Cartoon.
Coyotes lying in wait: "here she comes! She got one!"
Also coyotes: "why do I hear the doom slayer song?"
I don't know why, but I could absolutely listen to Joe Rogan talk about coyotes for hours lmfao
If you haven't seen it yet, check out the episode with Dan Flores.
Fuck Joe Rogan
lol me too. Also about bears. love listening to him talk about animals
Joe “that’s one of my favorite coyote death stories” Rogan
lol
www.businessinsider.com/colorado-jogger-may-killed-baby-mountain-lion-2019-2 that couger was 20lbs not 80lbs the guys a pussy he lied
Vinny 35-40*
The 9 Coyotes: ¡You are surrounded!
The Pitbull: All i'm surrounded by is fear... and dead coyotes.
This is one of the best I ever saw joe. Laughing my bottle off
Those 200lb pits are cross breed with Mastiff's.
More like crossed with American bulldog
Ya those dogs a FAR from real pit bulls....a new breed really just hanging on to the old name
Hulk is not crossbred at all.
Yeah Hulk just has a tumur on his pituitary
In england and ireland there are still the old working stock pits. Adding any other breed to its dna wouldnt be worth it. Real Pitbulls will fight to the death, have ridiculous stamina. Ive always wondered what would happen against a wolf tho
i know i prolly shouldn't say this...
but i'd pay a lot of money to see that fight between the pitbull and 9 coyotes
I would put mine on the coyotes.
Even the odds a little 4 pitbulls v 9 cyotes
I'm right with you I want that pits puppy lmao
Coyotes are pussies they wouldn't jack a pit
Im witcha fam 😂
Pitbull surrounded by 9 coyotes*
Pitbull: I'll take you all on
Pitbull goes Jack Bauer on 9 coyotes: "I know it probably looks like I'm at a disadvantage here. Trust me, I'm not."
Joe "maybe he was a jiu jitsu guy" Rogan.
The mountain lion gave up, the jogger didn’t give us a chance see what he was capable of doing. Stephen A Smith
Lol
Everyone knows you run faster with a knife
Man of culture!
I can dance all day! Try and hit me!
my hearts beating
Booommm!!!!! Headshottt!!!!! Lmao
@@grizznature7256 FPS !
Coyotes picked the wrong target. Pit bull barked, “make my day bi~~h”!
Joe : “Mastiffs are so sweet”
The rest of the world: “one of the most dangerous dog breeds “
I was stalked by a couple of coyotes and they are as sneaky as a thirty year old prostitute.
Might have been the two that you saw. When I was pig hunting one time, I had two visibly stalking me and being strange as I pulled my kill litter. I threw the pig head on the ground to get them to leave me alone and they kept following me so I put a .30-30 through the nearest one when their ears went forward and they went in to a pounce stance about twenty feet away from me (mind you a good thirty feet past the pig head). Saw maybe four others in the bush to my left take off running from what I think was a prone position. It's why I don't take shortcuts through the woods no more.
@@d.k.7506 That's a great story, but scary!!
I was living in Houston, in the burbs, when I had my encounter! I do concur that they are very coordinated in their attacks, and as sneaky as sin!!!! Glad you had your 30 30!!!!!
@@d.k.7506 That's how wolves sometimes work, a beta gets sent out to distract and while you're looking at it the alpha comes from behind. Wouldn't surprise me if coyotes work the same but I don't see it being as effective considering coyotes are pretty weak. Pick that fucker up by the closest leg and slam it on the ground, you'll break all sorts of shit.
I got mauled by a 60 pound pit bull and ended up with 75 stitches 20 staples and they had to reattach my ear. Still like the breed but i hate bad owners!
Sorry that happened to you. And amazing that you do not blame the dog :)
I can’t stand irresponsible dog owners!
Sorry about that. Next time, choke it
Proof or didnt happen
@Dank Dank GAAAAY
Pitbulls are like Nicky from the film casino
That's surprising, I've seen a single coyote take a big pitbull and have that thing all bloody
Joe”I run with a knife” Rogan
Everyone runs faster with a knife!
Skiller Cruz actually i think id run faster without a knife 😂
It was in his butt yo
Yeah what a pussy, bear mace and a gun is what he should run with. Oh wait he lives in Cali.
same
Joe gets super excited by animal violence.
That's just the sexual agression he feels for wild animals spilling out of his subconcious.
Needs a check up from the neck up. BS STORIES!
Nah it's when he hears about a badass
Cayote leader: soo can I get some numbers guys?
Coyote bandit 1: um in getting a 23.833% survival probability.
Coyote bandit 2: ok let me buff up.
Coyote Jenkins: LEEEEEERRRROOOOOOYYYYY!!!!!
Coyote leader: THATS A FUCKIN MINUS 50DKPS!!!!!
3:15 for the pit bull story 👌
A mastiff living for 13 years is a real long time for that breed to live.
Exactly what I was thinking.
Sure Is! As Lucky As You Are To Have Them THAT Long.......It Hurts THAT Much To Lose Them. Sad.
One of my rottweilers lived to 13, and one of my friends rottweilers was 13 as well. My boss has english mastiffs, and his first one was put down when he just turned 12. I put it down to luck and good living. My other 2 rottweilers didnt see double figures, ( 1 to cancer, 1 to a blood disease ) joe probably babied his mastiff even more than we did, but anything over 10 years for bigger dogs is just gravy. Time to enjoy them in their twilight years.
That's called good breeding
The power of love..