Jonathan Scott asks about DIY | Handsome

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  • čas přidán 11. 03. 2024
  • Jonathan Scott of the Property Brothers asks Tig, Mae, and Fortune about Do It Yourself and their "honey-do" lists on an episode that's both handsome AND handy! Plus new nicknames, balloon animals, Fortune's Sound of Music adventure, and more!
    Handsome is hosted by Tig Notaro, Mae Martin, and Fortune Feimster
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Komentáře • 233

  • @handsomepod
    @handsomepod  Před 3 měsíci +8

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  • @Hypnoticeagle
    @Hypnoticeagle Před 3 měsíci +70

    Fortune slips into cowardly lion when she sings and I am here for it

    • @somanyfeelz
      @somanyfeelz Před 3 měsíci +2

      YESSS! It is his complete vibe wrapped up in a Fortune cookie!

    • @rarad.3793
      @rarad.3793 Před 2 měsíci

      I was going to comment the exact same but didn't want ppl coming after me 🤣

  • @izzi3000
    @izzi3000 Před 3 měsíci +44

    "The Woman that I'm heavily involved with" is the best

    • @user-zn3pi5vv7g
      @user-zn3pi5vv7g Před 3 měsíci +1

      We refer to our daughter Imogen as bugg. ❤

    • @Prairiegirl3
      @Prairiegirl3 Před 3 měsíci +1

      I want to start saying “ the man that I’m heavily involved with” when I get one lol

    • @angiemalone8262
      @angiemalone8262 Před 3 měsíci +1

      TWTIHIW

  • @megh9806
    @megh9806 Před 3 měsíci +28

    Fortunes diary monologue from Spain killed me 😂 22:01

    • @evelynholland9426
      @evelynholland9426 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Omg I died, came back to life, listened again and died again 😂😂😂

    • @zoekosmas8796
      @zoekosmas8796 Před 3 měsíci

      My face hurts!!!😂

  • @MichMichMe
    @MichMichMe Před 3 měsíci +39

    Omg. “My parents are dead” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @megh9806
      @megh9806 Před 3 měsíci +3

      💀😂😂😂😂

    • @wandaturk7910
      @wandaturk7910 Před 3 měsíci +2

      I laughed so hard!

    • @MichMichMe
      @MichMichMe Před 3 měsíci +2

      I mean mine are as well. The way that landed… priceless.

    • @Megdee83
      @Megdee83 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Tig seriously has the best timing

  • @katieelmas6371
    @katieelmas6371 Před 3 měsíci +32

    "I can't blow my vibe, and be too jacked up" on a sweater please. #TIGRELAX

  • @AShook591
    @AShook591 Před 3 měsíci +41

    36:28 Years ago, I watched "The Red Green show" with my dad. And they do a segment called handyman corner. At the end of the bit, the guy says, "Remember if women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy"

    • @HeatherFaraMS
      @HeatherFaraMS Před 3 měsíci +5

      I was surprised no one caught that too!

    • @kathyjones1078
      @kathyjones1078 Před 3 měsíci +3

      I loved that show!

    • @CatyBee
      @CatyBee Před 3 měsíci +2

      Saaame!! My dykey 1980s flannel and leather moms and I used to laugh so hard at his show. Wholesome fun with a tag line I've taught my boys. ❤

  • @soapywoodswitch
    @soapywoodswitch Před 3 měsíci +9

    omg the Tig digs about the sound of music tour had me crying

  • @Willow_moon364
    @Willow_moon364 Před 3 měsíci +7

    Mae's Dad's Instagram is my favourite! When Mae said their Mum is shy- I always forget that Lisa Kudrow isn't actually their Mum 😂

  • @ambgo2023
    @ambgo2023 Před 3 měsíci +21

    Omg yes a question from Mae's dad would be hilarious!

  • @ashleighmurphy5135
    @ashleighmurphy5135 Před 3 měsíci +30

    Alright, we need some more early morning podcasts. This is gold! Sipping my coffee and laughing my head off!

  • @carocaro3000
    @carocaro3000 Před 3 měsíci +11

    i would say "B U L B O U S" around Tig every chance I got lolol

  • @sarachazindonaldson909
    @sarachazindonaldson909 Před 3 měsíci +15

    "can you tell them we're both nervous" - PRECIOUS!!!

  • @richardmanville5621
    @richardmanville5621 Před 3 měsíci +15

    I feel warm inside whenever Fortune sings. ❤ I’d like to preorder “Pretty little lady sings the American song book” plz.

  • @mcushing1000
    @mcushing1000 Před 3 měsíci +4

    As a 67 year old grandmother from Australia, I just love this crew. I sit and giggle through this entire conversation. Smart and funny. I think Australian audiences would love Fortune, but maybe that's just me.

    • @emiliemae2676
      @emiliemae2676 Před 3 měsíci +2

      As a 32 Australian I love them all!

  • @renhamilton5789
    @renhamilton5789 Před 3 měsíci +16

    haha re Mae's brother in the play 'saying his feelings' my 7 yr old niece was filling out holiday cards for ppl in her school and she asked her mom 'What do I write?' and mom said 'Just write what you feel!" Well, the mom later had to replace one card to the teacher in which my niece wrote 'I don't like when you tell me I'm late and you should try to be a better teacher. Merry Christmas.'

  • @suzanne1891
    @suzanne1891 Před 3 měsíci +12

    My name is Suzanne and I pronounce it the French way!! I grew up in New Orleans. Now, living outside of Louisiana, no one says it the French way. I've never felt so seen....

  • @xenawarriorprincess4411
    @xenawarriorprincess4411 Před 3 měsíci +14

    I love when you let yourself laugh with each other because it gives the audience a chance to laugh along

    • @lauralesche8859
      @lauralesche8859 Před 3 měsíci

      Yesss! ⬆️⬆️⬆️

    • @Megdee83
      @Megdee83 Před 3 měsíci

      Right!?! Them laughing at each other is just so heartwarming! I feel like they were extra giggly this ep

  • @shannonyeatman53
    @shannonyeatman53 Před 3 měsíci +13

    I,… 200% need me some HANDSOME COFFEE ☕️!!!!!!! Please?!!!

  • @edelhennhoefer8124
    @edelhennhoefer8124 Před 3 měsíci +4

    I’m Irish and I’ve to say Fortune nailed the accent. It was borderline but they are (and always will be) forgiven 💚💚💚

  • @NHYarris
    @NHYarris Před 3 měsíci +15

    I LOVE this podcast! I laugh so hard and I look so forward to it every week.

  • @Taboo008
    @Taboo008 Před 3 měsíci +12

    They didn't even pick up on the handsome photo with the heart in Jonathan's background!

    • @danihusom8668
      @danihusom8668 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Came to comment the same thing! 😁😆

    • @lifegood1712
      @lifegood1712 Před 3 měsíci

      Looking at the pic as he was talking about his "non-creepy" obsession is what made it funny to me. I think Fortune saw it based on the timing and duration of her laugh.

  • @susanscott9498
    @susanscott9498 Před 3 měsíci +3

    I want to hear Fortune sing Eidelweiss again. 😂

  • @Colliflower7777
    @Colliflower7777 Před 3 měsíci +11

    Ok 2 things… MaePearl was probably their parents spin on MAPLE(being Canadian ofc lol)… AND anyone else realize Tigs life experience is like Benjamin Button? 2yrs drinks coffee and @ 7/9yrs smoking, eats meat AND NOW drinks decaf n doesn’t smoke n vegan. LOVE EM!♥️

    • @angiemalone8262
      @angiemalone8262 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Omgosh. You’re a genius

    • @Colliflower7777
      @Colliflower7777 Před 3 měsíci

      @@angiemalone8262 thanks! 🤣 They make my day…can’t stop laughing with these 3♥️

  • @Cullenore
    @Cullenore Před 3 měsíci +7

    Who else sees a new graphic for Handsome Podcast merch??…bulbous albino frog 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @heatherilse4510
      @heatherilse4510 Před 2 měsíci

      It needs to be a stop-motion animated short film.

  • @amygoodman4320
    @amygoodman4320 Před 3 měsíci +1

    "Same" best response ever. Seriously had tears running down my face. My teenage daughters thought I was losing it.

  • @lilithblack8645
    @lilithblack8645 Před 3 měsíci +10

    Mae was 100% right! Ali Baba and the 40 thieves is one of the many stories included in 1001 Arabian Nights, which, in turn, were stories told by Scheherazade.

  • @melodyting88
    @melodyting88 Před 3 měsíci +2

    WHAT A PODCAST!!!! Tangents over tangents over tangents 😂😂😂

  • @BarbaraBowenPhotography
    @BarbaraBowenPhotography Před 3 měsíci +6

    Fortune definitely needs to record a question from her mother while she is performing in NC! She could ask a Cotillion type questions. That would be great!
    Luv the podcast this morning. 🙌 Always entertaining and hilarious! 😂✨✨💕💕

  • @XandraHomes
    @XandraHomes Před 3 měsíci +2

    I love Fortune’s diary! 😂 Also I feel Fortune as I was 19 or 20 on a bus tour through Windsor, Bath and stone henge by myself on a bus full of Aussies and Kiwis. I just disturbed this Tasmanian woman the entire time

  • @19stevekob81
    @19stevekob81 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Does anyone else rewind the intro several times and sing it with them? 🦗🦗 Just me?? 🤷‍♂️ Also I live for Tig's FORTUNE reprimands 🤣

  • @kristinstone3659
    @kristinstone3659 Před 3 měsíci +5

    Open Sesame is from Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves. "Open Says Me." I'm really not a know it all, I just got excited that I knew this lol. Love you guys!

  • @Taz555
    @Taz555 Před 3 měsíci +5

    All you pretty little thangs crack me up! I hope you all feel as good about each other,
    and have as much fun and benefits from your podcast as
    what you impart to the rest of
    of us. And the first thing I always say to the realtor when
    looking for a new place is, " I insist on viewing the sex dungeon before any other rooms".
    Keep being HANDSOME!

  • @bethanderson2220
    @bethanderson2220 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Omg I love you 3! Im screaming laughing w Fortune talking about her journal on the train! Mae and Tigs questions😂😂😂

  • @maryanne2772
    @maryanne2772 Před 3 měsíci +3

    I listen to this when I can't sleep 😴 as if this would EVER put me to sleep 🤣 I am now considering building a doghouse for our nutty cockamo (that is short for part cocker spaniel, part American Eskimo husky). I need to hands-it-up for sure. I love living with and caring for my mum, but listening to all of you is giving me some ideas to spice up my basement apartment life. I am seriously belly laughing as I listen to Tig describing her idea of a throuple. I. can't. even. 🤣😂
    What would I do without this channel??

  • @ChuckChuckGooseChakos
    @ChuckChuckGooseChakos Před 3 měsíci +7

    Scram Clown 😂😂

  • @ta9143
    @ta9143 Před 3 měsíci +5

    I love love love this podcast ! Makes me laugh so much and all three of you all Fortune Mae Tig are - alone- comedic genius - but altogether omg- hilarious and so sweet and wicked smart.

    • @somanyfeelz
      @somanyfeelz Před 3 měsíci +1

      Yes!!! I literally was just thinking "oh my GOD it feels so good to LAUGH!"

  • @user-rv3el6gi5u
    @user-rv3el6gi5u Před 3 měsíci +3

    I recently binge watched One Mississippi and loved it. I was traumatized by politics when it first came out and tv was not my friend. Wonderful series, funny, sad and inspiring.

  • @christianleggett6703
    @christianleggett6703 Před 3 měsíci +6

    That wasn't a toad, that was the spirit of the stone bench 🐸

  • @jmc1151
    @jmc1151 Před 3 měsíci +5

    You guys are so funny, I’m obsessed with the pod. I’ve listened/watched the alien one way to many times now 😆 one day there should be compilation videos of Mae Facts, Fortune Singing, and Tigs sassy moments. 😄 I’m also diggin the new nicknames of Tig the 3rd & lil miss thing 😄
    Anywho love you guys I always look forward to Tues episodes now! 🩵

  • @susanscott9498
    @susanscott9498 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Handsome Brew is a great idea! I want some so I can look cool.

  • @staceywells2511
    @staceywells2511 Před 3 měsíci +3

    It's "pretty little miss thing" 😂

  • @musicfan8253
    @musicfan8253 Před 3 měsíci +5

    I’d be down for some Handsome Coffee but like Tig, I’m decaf only. So if you create a blend, please do decaf too.

  • @emmorgan5037
    @emmorgan5037 Před 3 měsíci +5

    Toad was dead as soon as it was airlifted out of enclosure. It was white which made it too easy for any bird of prey. We had an owl named Charlie when I was 6 or so. He would swoop down and grab my hair cause it was very light. Birds have the best eyesight tho

  • @a.h.9438
    @a.h.9438 Před 3 měsíci +2

    I had a wonderful time hanging out with you Handsome little cowboys while I got ready for work (as a massage therapist) 😀

  • @missclubb
    @missclubb Před 3 měsíci +1

    I love finding a new handsome pod when I pop onto youtube!! 🎉🎉🎉

  • @Taz555
    @Taz555 Před 3 měsíci +6

    Oh, and TIG 3. 😂

  • @abluemug
    @abluemug Před 3 měsíci +4

    38:23 Tigs reaction to yet another Mae fact god these folks crack me up

  • @AsSa-qg1hp
    @AsSa-qg1hp Před 2 měsíci

    You guys are killing me! Please don’t stop. 😂😂😂 Fortune in Spain. I in tears. I want a Handsome mug.

  • @jasmineg4473
    @jasmineg4473 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Every single episode I laugh out loud. Thank you!

  • @Prairiegirl3
    @Prairiegirl3 Před 3 měsíci +3

    I would absolutely order handsome coffee😊😅

  • @jeanniemartini11
    @jeanniemartini11 Před 2 měsíci

    "My parents are dead." (Mine too) Only Tig could say that in such a deadpan that I laughed so hard that my gum fell out of my mouth!

  • @lalagee2
    @lalagee2 Před 3 měsíci +2

    I would drink that HANDSOME coffee!

  • @wendygouthro656
    @wendygouthro656 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Best podcast ever! This was your funniest episode yet. I so enjoy your show. Keep bringing your lights to the world. ❤

  • @kristirobinson3973
    @kristirobinson3973 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Really glad I stuck around for tour announcements - thanks for the belly laughs

  • @mollyeisen-kearns5013
    @mollyeisen-kearns5013 Před 3 měsíci +1

    How did we just brush past the full penetration show !! No MAE PEARLE from tig the 3rd or anything!!
    This was an amazing pod!!! Thanks y’all!!

  • @maryanne2772
    @maryanne2772 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Unfortunately, when I comment on anything or text anyone during my inso-mania, I sometimes realize the next day that I sound like I'm drunk, lol. I had to go back and listen to Fortune talk about her diary from Europe. I totally did the whole "Sound of Music" tour when I was in Austria. Without question I would trade my experience for the chance to be with Fortune and the senior couples. 😂 🤣 All things considered, Little Miss Fortune balances out my misfortune of feeling like I'm drunk, blabbing on and on here. 😳

  • @TiasTravels
    @TiasTravels Před 3 měsíci +3

    Second Cup really has the best london fogs of all time. Definitely recommend doing it with Soy milk though!!

  • @vanessawhitneypro
    @vanessawhitneypro Před 3 měsíci +2

    Thanks, All... Such a fun show always!

  • @amyrenfranz2948
    @amyrenfranz2948 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Excited to see your show in Wilmington, NC this Friday, Fortune!!

  • @eveorlando3389
    @eveorlando3389 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Yes! Handsome coffee.
    Hank the 3rd 🤟
    And Fourtune I Love when you sing 🎶

  • @misshay633
    @misshay633 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Fortune!! I went on that same tour in Austria with my mom in 2018! I would have just turned 20 and I was the youngest person there!😂 so much fun yet so embarrassing at the same time😂😂😂😂 I have videos and pictures haha there one picture of me by the bus with my arms stretched out like Julie Andrews😂 Also we need a handsome coffee brand for sure!

  • @mollyeisen-kearns5013
    @mollyeisen-kearns5013 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Yes! Just dying the journal entry!!!

  • @kimculleton7370
    @kimculleton7370 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Another fantastic cast!! So happy I found this podcast many moons ago, thank you for all the laughs ❤

  • @voice_of_a_little_lady
    @voice_of_a_little_lady Před 3 měsíci +2

    This episode was delightfully bulbous!

  • @jenyoseph.quixote
    @jenyoseph.quixote Před 3 měsíci +3

    Thumbs up for the Elliot Smith album cover on Mae's wall. Figure 8 is my fav. Gotta see the mural in PDX if you haven't!

  • @aud9851
    @aud9851 Před 2 měsíci

    I’m never heard such a delicious drink so ruthlessly savaged. I love a strong, fluffy London fog with a hint of sweet vanilla made with whole milk. Claggy!? You’re doing it WRONG. 😂

  • @FreshmenThesis
    @FreshmenThesis Před 3 měsíci +1

    You all keep getting some of my most favorite people to ask these questions!!!!

  • @bridgetschlosser9257
    @bridgetschlosser9257 Před 3 měsíci +2

    I love this podcast so much!!

  • @fakeitmunky5619
    @fakeitmunky5619 Před 3 měsíci +1

    PSA : it is St Paddys day .....as in short for Patrick. Not St Pattys day.
    Absolutely love this podcast .

  • @MrsBungle78
    @MrsBungle78 Před 2 měsíci

    A big yes to Handsome Coffee…as long as it’s ships to Australia!☺️☕️

  • @trinaolson7131
    @trinaolson7131 Před 3 měsíci

    I laughed out loud so many times during this episode. Thank you!

  • @saras1458
    @saras1458 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I LOVE LOVE LOVE this pod! You are all so great! I've watched on CZcams since it started and look forward to it every week!

  • @user-yq4ry4eb3x
    @user-yq4ry4eb3x Před 3 měsíci +3

    Can your next special be called "Tig the Third"?

  • @debs_boho_jungle
    @debs_boho_jungle Před 2 měsíci

    OMG, y’all are always funny; but this episode!? I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time! Thank you Handsome’s. Been trying to come out of a depression and this was great medicine!

  • @raquellopezmonroy8781
    @raquellopezmonroy8781 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Yes, I would absolutely love Handsome coffee !

  • @jamesdove8021
    @jamesdove8021 Před měsícem

    So much fun. Thank you.

  • @erstone343
    @erstone343 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Literally drinking a London Fog right now, Mae. I'm 37.

  • @CatyBee
    @CatyBee Před 3 měsíci +1

    48:00 The saying Tig is thinking of us, "The cobbler's children go unshod."

  • @ChristopherShandTheGreat
    @ChristopherShandTheGreat Před 3 měsíci +2

    Open sesame was just a heavily accented way of saying "Open, says me" in theatrical productions of Ali Baba.

  • @jungersrules
    @jungersrules Před 3 měsíci +1

    Fortune, I also don't remember a whole lot about my childhood. My brother remembers more than me.

  • @whosaidcate4034
    @whosaidcate4034 Před měsícem

    Gosh. I’m gonna be bummed when I catch up with all this content. Stayed up till 1am last night giggling quietly on the couch❤

  • @vanessaragazzon6100
    @vanessaragazzon6100 Před 3 měsíci +2

    I need to stop listening to you guys while I get ready for work, got me over here laughing botching my eyeliner and mascara 🤣

  • @007chickee
    @007chickee Před 3 měsíci

    Funniest episode so far. lol. Much luv!

  • @mistygraham1779
    @mistygraham1779 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I would TOTALLY drink Handsome coffee! :D

  • @Willcrochet
    @Willcrochet Před 3 měsíci +1

    Eating some PASTAH watching the Handsome Pod. 🥰 🍝

  • @TheresaGelso
    @TheresaGelso Před 3 měsíci +1

    I LMAO today!!!!😅😂❤

  • @user-qb3ku8ie7n
    @user-qb3ku8ie7n Před 3 měsíci +2

    Instead of a jar of Rolaids my southern grandma let us chew Aspergum (aspirin gum)and Chews (gum for tummy issues) as if it were candy.

  • @DonnaSmith-zc6zb
    @DonnaSmith-zc6zb Před 2 měsíci

    I love London Fogs! It’s my go to at Starbucks. Maybe they make them less creamy and less sweet now?
    And I actually went on the sound of music tour in Austria. I wasn’t 22 but I also wasn’t 70. It was so much fun. It was a bus tour that I was on and everybody on the bus was singing every song as we went through all the places that the movie was filmed. We took our 10 year old daughter along and she loved it too!

  • @hopetrading3757
    @hopetrading3757 Před 3 měsíci +1

    While listening to Handsome Pod!!!!!!

  • @tealfreemanful
    @tealfreemanful Před 3 měsíci +1

    I fucking love that she went by Teal! I heard that on don't ask Tig and I has to do any audio recording to send it to my husband, who didn't care and ask "who the fuck is Tig?" Yes, we are still together. It was forgivable after agreeing to a Tig binge 😁

  • @angiemalone8262
    @angiemalone8262 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Is anybody else getting hung up on the “ fact” that Tig and Mae’s hair has the same shape this week?? Plz, if only Fortune would should shape her hair the same… I would die. Love these three!!

  • @larawilliams2873
    @larawilliams2873 Před 2 měsíci

    YES TO THE COFFEE!!!!

  • @michellepennza7887
    @michellepennza7887 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Thomas, please put the Handsome Blend on the list.

  • @ArielZevon
    @ArielZevon Před 3 měsíci +1

    What a HEAVENLY HANDSOME HAPPY way to start the day. But also, I raise goats and started naming all the billy goats Hank and few years back… so Hank, Hank Jr, Hank the 3rd… Hanks rule 👑 🐐
    Cheers and thank you for being on my tiny screen device first thing today, twas just the ticket. 13:19

  • @user-ol7dc5qh7j
    @user-ol7dc5qh7j Před 3 měsíci

    I could listen 24/7 😂😂😂

  • @SeaSerenity
    @SeaSerenity Před 3 měsíci

    Love you guys so much ❤❤❤

  • @user-rt7qm4xz7v
    @user-rt7qm4xz7v Před 3 měsíci

    Handsome Brew! Yes PLEASE!❤ ❤❤❤❤

  • @jodibeth6296
    @jodibeth6296 Před 3 měsíci

    Handsome Brew! Love it 💘

  • @Civatate0
    @Civatate0 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Put an albino bulbous frog in the Handsome ping pong machine!