Defunctland: The History of Cedar Fair's Berenstain Bear Country

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    In this Defunctland minisode, Kevin explores the history of Cedar Fair's Berenstain Bear Country, as well as providing a few bear facts.
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  • @Defunctland
    @Defunctland  Před 4 lety +2705

    CORRECTION: I misspoke, Valleyfair is in Minnesota, not Michigan. Apologies.

    • @licoricepencil
      @licoricepencil Před 4 lety +82

      >:( - Minnesota

    • @craigjanssen371
      @craigjanssen371 Před 4 lety +171

      It's okay, Cedar Fair seems to have forgotten about Valleyfair as well.

    • @CommanderRealwar
      @CommanderRealwar Před 4 lety +69

      @@craigjanssen371 and they've also forgotten about their actual park in Michigan. ;)

    • @AlexPerrine
      @AlexPerrine Před 4 lety +10

      That’s ok. Everyone makes mistakes

    • @sominboy2757
      @sominboy2757 Před 4 lety +34

      The reason for my masklophobia(fear of mascots). I grew up in Minnesota and grew up going to amusement parks year round. Valleyfair in the summer, camp snoopy/nickelodon universe in the winter. My first ever time at valleyfair in june of 2000 at 3 years old, i got seperated from my cousins while going through Bernstein bear country and while "talking" to brother bear on some faux phone they had and the guy in the papa bear costume enclosed me in the phone booth knocking on the glass wanting me to come out. I screamed like a banshee because his face was pure nightmare fuel, ran out and ended up bumping into valleyfair's resident mascot colonel ohmpapa, same trauma. Have been scared of mascots ever since and im 22

  • @CWRoederer
    @CWRoederer Před 4 lety +1822

    Dr. Seuss: “Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It’s not.”
    Also Dr. Seuss: “We’re sellin’ the hell outta the bear book.”

    • @furbymations1159
      @furbymations1159 Před 4 lety +128

      I think the quote "maybe Christmas doesn't come from a store, maybe Christmas means a little bit more" would have worked better.

    • @catsthepope1037
      @catsthepope1037 Před 4 lety +13

      furby mations they both work but yours definitely might make this even better

    • @thunderblood6603
      @thunderblood6603 Před 3 lety +16

      Nothing wrong with making cash. It's what you do with the cash.

    • @ArthropodJay
      @ArthropodJay Před 3 lety +36

      also dr seuss: cheats on his wife who had cancer and makes her kill herself

    • @sc885
      @sc885 Před 3 lety +17

      @@ArthropodJay Dr Seuss knows no infidelity no sir-ee, why Teddy Geisler is rated G

  • @BeantownMrs
    @BeantownMrs Před 4 lety +1204

    "rampant workplace harassment of the 1960s to the mid-forever" damn, I live for Kevin's narration.

    • @lanceturley7745
      @lanceturley7745 Před 4 lety +39

      That really was a damn good line.

    • @shoddyworkmanship4934
      @shoddyworkmanship4934 Před 4 lety

      I don't know. Is making a pass at a secretary sexual harassment?

    • @TheTrueBatBrain
      @TheTrueBatBrain Před 4 lety +42

      Shoddy Workmanship There seemed to be a little bit more than just that covered in the book

    • @shoddyworkmanship4934
      @shoddyworkmanship4934 Před 4 lety

      @@TheTrueBatBrain Perhaps! But that was chosen as an example of its anachronistic sexism.

    • @russellbrown6888
      @russellbrown6888 Před 4 lety +36

      @@shoddyworkmanship4934 It depends on how you do it. Simply expressing interest or flirting wouldn't be sexual harassment. Going up to someone and saying "Nice ass!" would be.

  • @clockworkdeity
    @clockworkdeity Před 4 lety +2973

    Shout out to all the folk from the "Berestein" dimension stranded in this reality!

    • @julianhudson7811
      @julianhudson7811 Před 4 lety +77

      I'm from the Berestain dimension.

    • @ariatwist
      @ariatwist Před 4 lety +54

      Checking in!

    • @reynaldipangestu259
      @reynaldipangestu259 Před 4 lety +95

      I'm from Bloodstainverse.. I didn't expect myself to survive but here I am.

    • @Brashnir
      @Brashnir Před 4 lety +47

      it was always Berenstain, you illiterate bastards.

    • @CorporalPig22
      @CorporalPig22 Před 4 lety +11

      reynaldi Pangestu Anyone getting the reference here?

  • @verminjerky
    @verminjerky Před 4 lety +555

    "Or they weren't, in which case, WOW."
    70 years later and the book finally resulted in something really funny.

  • @andrewbuback7862
    @andrewbuback7862 Před 4 lety +855

    I like how you called them out for sticking it to the single-purpose attractions for children in that age group to open in the past decade at a major theme park in the Northeast.

  • @rosebyanyname
    @rosebyanyname Před 4 lety +2456

    Kevin’s narration is getting more sarcastic.
    And I am HERE FOR IT.

    • @reillymcwriting
      @reillymcwriting Před 4 lety +9

      Rose Weldon revenge of the sarcasm!

    • @missybarbour6885
      @missybarbour6885 Před 4 lety +45

      Oh. Old videos feature "Sassy Caption Kevin" which is my favorite Kevin.

    • @adisonlandon9883
      @adisonlandon9883 Před 4 lety +1

      I too am here for the sarcasm

    • @KaijaSchmauss
      @KaijaSchmauss Před 4 lety +52

      Same. "Mid-forever" might be my new favorite one-liner from Kevin. That or "These books were either gripping, satirical takes on the problematic environment of the corporate workplace, or they weren't. In which case, WOW."

    • @dunkinnatalie
      @dunkinnatalie Před 4 lety

      Love it.

  • @ZekeStaright
    @ZekeStaright Před 4 lety +310

    "We're selling the Hell out of the bear book."
    ~Dr. Seuss

    • @ChristopherSobieniak
      @ChristopherSobieniak Před 4 lety +8

      An thus, a series began!

    • @SeenAGreatLight
      @SeenAGreatLight Před 11 měsíci +1

      Little did Dr. Seuss know that in just a few decades, a service called the Internet would immortalize every word he said (no matter what the context) forever. XD

  • @craftynekoLM
    @craftynekoLM Před 4 lety +187

    As a fan of Peanuts, it breaks my heart that these corporate decisions often result in the expansion of one beloved character at the expense of another cherished franchise. I adored these books and watching this brought it all back to me. Thank you for giving me that moment to remember when we could visit Camp Snoopy and Bear Country.

  • @endlessnoise9173
    @endlessnoise9173 Před 4 lety +975

    Now, if someone yells, “Run, it’s a sloth.” I’m running for my life.

    • @DoomedMarine666
      @DoomedMarine666 Před 4 lety +3

      Based on some experience with The House of the Dead I don't think twice before running away drom a sloth.

    • @Meepswonder
      @Meepswonder Před 4 lety

      You would be dead regardless, since sleuth easily out run you :)

    • @endlessnoise9173
      @endlessnoise9173 Před 4 lety

      N30R3M I just have to outrun the guy who shouted that.

    • @abraveastronaut
      @abraveastronaut Před 4 lety +2

      Still better than running from a wrath or a gluttony.

  • @moviesrobert
    @moviesrobert Před 4 lety +694

    I could have sworn your name was always "Dafunctland"...

  • @dcbandnerd
    @dcbandnerd Před 4 lety +245

    After the beautiful, heartfelt tribute to Jim Henson, I gotta say: I feel like I needed a video like this where you've turned the sass up to 11.

  • @MessatsuGoshoryu02
    @MessatsuGoshoryu02 Před 4 lety +173

    "A collection of comics depicting the rampant workplace harassment of the early 60s and mid forever"
    Best line of the year

  • @robofistsrevenge3288
    @robofistsrevenge3288 Před 4 lety +778

    Holy shit. I've been there.
    No, you guys don't get it. I was so young, and this was so long ago, that I legitimately thought that I had dreamed it. I asked my siblings and parents about it, and they all said "You sure you're not thinking about Disney?"
    This is absolutely incredible. I remember walking up Spook Hill. This is blowing my mind.

    • @goldcherries
      @goldcherries Před 4 lety +20

      How do your own parents not remember taking you?

    • @w4ffel
      @w4ffel Před 4 lety +21

      Same. I grew up in SE Michigan with family in Chicago, so couldn't remember if I was thinking of Cedar Point or Six Flags Great America. I knew Cedar Point had Peanuts mascots and Six Flags had a Looney Tunes themed play area. So why did I have vivid memories of the Berenstain bear tree house and the dinosaur bone sandbox? Finally proof!

    • @kenmc555
      @kenmc555 Před 4 lety +7

      Yes, same experience here. I remember crying because the upper level of the treehouse was closed off.

    • @ciprig90
      @ciprig90 Před 4 lety +5

      HashCigarette I remember being so disappointed by this too! I wanted to go up there so badly but there weren’t any stairs to it and I realized we were never supposed to be able to get up there!

    • @coneskid2
      @coneskid2 Před 4 lety

      marianne mccrank berenstain

  • @heartbeat4atinman
    @heartbeat4atinman Před 4 lety +542

    can't believe Snoopy literally murdered the Berenstain Bears

    • @BigEOT3
      @BigEOT3 Před 4 lety +46

      Tinman The Real origins of how Snoopy became Snoop Dogg

    • @mildredpierce4506
      @mildredpierce4506 Před 4 lety +6

      Tinman, it looks like the beagle won this fight.

    • @valkyrasonara1797
      @valkyrasonara1797 Před 4 lety +4

      Snoopy is a way cuter than the bears

    • @BalooDumptruck
      @BalooDumptruck Před 4 lety +5

      @@valkyrasonara1797 no

    • @Dracorex13
      @Dracorex13 Před 4 lety +5

      If you're from Virginia, he murdered all the Hanna-Barbera characters (yes, even Shaggy) too.
      RIP the King's Dominion from my childhood.

  • @Arrowdodger
    @Arrowdodger Před 4 lety +147

    I love the dry humor of this channel, especially the "we're selling the hell out of the bear book" bit.

  • @mothersbasement
    @mothersbasement Před 4 lety +600

    Man, the sarcasm in this episode is on point.

  • @nicoleealexa
    @nicoleealexa Před 4 lety +791

    kevin i am BEGGING u to continue putting random defunctland bear facts in every video from here on out

    • @DoswarePictures
      @DoswarePictures Před 4 lety +19

      Nicole Johnson He should’ve had facts in other videos, like...
      Wolf facts in the Big Bad Wolf video.
      Dragon “facts” in the Drachen Fire video.
      Food facts in the McDonalds video.
      Rabbit facts in the okefenoke video.
      Biology facts in the Body Wars video.
      Airplane facts in the Eastern Airlines video.
      US History facts in the Disney’s America video.
      Just sayin.

    • @Connor.Kelly_
      @Connor.Kelly_ Před 3 lety +11

      Even when it has nothing to do with bears

    • @ladambell
      @ladambell Před 2 lety +2

      Some viewers might find them unbearable

    • @thatemogirlfromthegym
      @thatemogirlfromthegym Před 2 lety +2

      @@ladambell YEAHHHHHHHH 🕶 *csi Miami theme song starts playing*

  • @GacMan47
    @GacMan47 Před 4 lety +257

    I forgot it started as Dr. Seuss books. Blew my mind as a kid.

  • @bananaberry91
    @bananaberry91 Před 4 lety +142

    Despite growing up loving the Berenstain Bears, I never knew about the theme parks. This was pretty cool to learn about.

    • @dankinmcspankin3123
      @dankinmcspankin3123 Před 2 lety +2

      *Bernstein

    • @bananaberry91
      @bananaberry91 Před 2 lety +2

      @@dankinmcspankin3123 bruh you really waited 2 years for this huh? 😂 Sadly it isn't Bernstein though.

  • @bamfnicholas
    @bamfnicholas Před 4 lety +290

    Did anyone wonder why the bears had those names when the rest of the bears in the show had normal names. Because I did.

    • @mitchfletcher2386
      @mitchfletcher2386 Před 3 lety +9

      Nicknames.

    • @DeCostaPictures8526
      @DeCostaPictures8526 Před 3 lety +41

      Normal names? One of them was called “Cousin Fred.”

    • @hotaru8309
      @hotaru8309 Před 3 lety +35

      "Too Tall"

    • @hahasamian8010
      @hahasamian8010 Před 3 lety +27

      @@hotaru8309 "Actual Factual"

    • @darreylhenderson702
      @darreylhenderson702 Před 2 lety +34

      According to the berenstain bears website: The names, "Papa," "Mama," "Brother," and "Sister," were chosen for ease of reading and to emphasize their archetypical roles in the family.
      Also Jan berenstain said in an interview that those names started also because in the beginner books, It was written in basically all dialogue, so it just made sense that they would communicate by calling each other by their family names

  • @pohatunuva3771
    @pohatunuva3771 Před 4 lety +411

    As amazing as the Jim Henson documentary is, it's nice to get back to less depressing content. And that classic Defunctland snark is back in full force

    • @robertsalgado5995
      @robertsalgado5995 Před 4 lety +1

      The Jim Henson series makes this one feel bland

    • @arootube
      @arootube Před 4 lety +2

      @@robertsalgado5995 "Jim told me never to follow the Bird.."

    • @cbennett7480
      @cbennett7480 Před 4 lety

      Which Jim Henson documentary?

    • @kc_9970
      @kc_9970 Před 4 lety

      POHATU! What are you doing here?!

    • @avosmash2121
      @avosmash2121 Před 3 lety

      Oh god. Thinking of that Henson documentary alone as I saw it in my reccommends made Homestarrunner's voice ring out in my head "Oh no. DON'T DO IT. YOU KNOW THE STORM THAT WILL UNLEASH!"

  • @horrocks65
    @horrocks65 Před 4 lety +137

    "Here's the entire history of Berenstain Bear's relationship with Ceder Fair"
    Me: Wait Bears are smart enough to build bridges? That's both amazing and terrifying

    • @dankinmcspankin3123
      @dankinmcspankin3123 Před 2 lety

      *Bernstein

    • @DarkOmegaMK2
      @DarkOmegaMK2 Před 2 lety +1

      What do you mean if "bears are smart enough to build bridges"!?!?
      Do you wanna get your face thorn apart!?!?

  • @TBoneTony
    @TBoneTony Před 4 lety +170

    I remember the Bears cartoon from the 1980s.
    I also remember that stranger danger episode that while it was quite controversial for it's time, it really honed into the fact that the series never were shy about the hard issues that kids really needed to know as they grew up.
    I think at the end of the episode that while there are bad people out there, there are also many good people who would never want to harm you and you should not think of the worst of everyone as a stranger can sometimes be a friend you have not meet yet. But still be wary of people who may want to take advantage of your innocence.

    • @oooh19
      @oooh19 Před 3 lety +5

      A lot of people it’s people they know not strangers actually

    • @dharmallars
      @dharmallars Před rokem +6

      @@oooh19 yeah I’m glad in the past few years the dialogue has shifted from “stranger danger” to “kids tell your parents when you’re hurt or uncomfortable and parents watch your kids and communicate with them” in fact I think “stranger danger” is what lead to many cases of abuse by family members or close friends not being believed or reported back in the day. It’s also sort of weird, blaming the kids in a sense when they’re entirely too young to have any concept of why someone might want to hurt them. It’s the parents job to protect them not the kids to be on high alert constantly.

  • @Kingmationproductionz
    @Kingmationproductionz Před 4 lety +757

    0:49 nice I didn't know Lil Nas X release the new song for you Kevin

    • @malcolmconnors4502
      @malcolmconnors4502 Před 4 lety +20

      What Lil Nas X aint git nothin on that song

    • @DoswarePictures
      @DoswarePictures Před 4 lety +10

      Malcolm Connors But Michael Rosen does.

    • @spongebob03
      @spongebob03 Před 4 lety +4

      I see I wasn't the only one who thought of him. LOL!

    • @meowtherainbowx4163
      @meowtherainbowx4163 Před 4 lety +1

      +Dosware Pictures Wait, what are you referencing? I know who the guy is from all the old YTPs and stuff.

    • @DoswarePictures
      @DoswarePictures Před 4 lety +5

      MeowTheRainbowX Before YTP (CZcams Poop) Micheal Rosen was known for writing Children’s books. One of them was “We’re Going on a Bear Hunt”, which was referenced in the lyrics of the song written for this video.

  • @abbyfrie7558
    @abbyfrie7558 Před 4 lety +600

    Regular defunct content right after the Jim Henson finale?
    *Puts tissues away*

  • @DisneyDude1928
    @DisneyDude1928 Před 4 lety +453

    Kevin: “Can you milk a bear”
    Defunctland Fun Fact: “Yes you can”
    I wonder if bear milk will be sold in stores now

    • @Viking_Luchador
      @Viking_Luchador Před 3 lety +14

      "You can milk anything with nipples."

    • @beautifulnightmare7551
      @beautifulnightmare7551 Před 2 lety

      @@Viking_Luchador but not men

    • @Viking_Luchador
      @Viking_Luchador Před 2 lety +13

      @@beautifulnightmare7551 I was setting up a joke from Meet the Parents
      "I have nipples, Greg. You wanna milk me?"
      but actually, for guys that pump their bodies full of artificial testosterone, their bodies begin to naturally produce estrogen to counter balance it. In some extreme cases, the men do begin lactating.

    • @DarkOmegaMK2
      @DarkOmegaMK2 Před 2 lety +3

      I just wanna say that, if you absolutely need to milk a bear, please make sure the bear consents before hand and be respectful of their choice if they don't want to.

    • @Multi-Waves_Sketchbook
      @Multi-Waves_Sketchbook Před 2 lety

      Dog cheese is getting bigger, I'd give it just a few more years and bear milk will be the bees knees

  • @Vok250
    @Vok250 Před 4 lety +323

    "early 60s and mid-forever"
    oof

  • @livelovesparkle01
    @livelovesparkle01 Před 4 lety +147

    I live somewhat near Cedar Point, and I always wondered if I had just imagined Bear Country since I was only six when Camp Snoopy came along. Thanks for proving to me that my memories are actually real, and keep up the amazing work! :)

    • @ChristopherSobieniak
      @ChristopherSobieniak Před 4 lety +1

      I never went to Cedar Point at all in my youth, but recall the Bear Country attraction seeing ads for it on TV all the time in the 80's.

  • @CosmicEternityCD
    @CosmicEternityCD Před 4 lety +266

    I snorted at the bear facts. Loving the increase in humor in the narration, Kevin! I grew up on the Berenstain Bears, so this was another nostalgic one for me!

  • @KeenanSophieLarafan
    @KeenanSophieLarafan Před 4 lety +14

    I'm always so fascinated by the 1980s theme park renaissance and how everything always comes to an end in the 2000s.

  • @bobbycharleston
    @bobbycharleston Před 2 lety +32

    I grew up in northern Ohio and would go to Cedar point quite a bit. As a kid, this was one of my favorite things to do! Im so excited that you covered this! It was pure magic! This was always kind of the break time for our parents, so they would eat and relax and my cousins and I would have a blast running around in here. It was absolutely incredible as a kid and was really ahead of its time as far as feeling so immersive. The colors, the detail, the overall feeling.....especially now being older, feels completely made up in my mind. Those memories are as fresh in my mind as they were the day I made them, and think that says a lot about how impactful it was on my mind and imagination. Man... Cedar Point. One of my favorite places on the planet. From my earliest memories of the bears and the pirate ride, choosing what color Gemini we were going to ride, to building up the guts to finally ride The Magnum when I was tall enough, getting on The Raptor for the first time and kicking the sky as many times as I could in a day.........to a cool break above the water on the Iron Dragon, feeling the uncomfortableness of The Mantis, having The Mean Streak beat you up, even though The Corkscrew already did. Cedar point is a truly magical place, I even met a girl on the beach at Hotel Breakers when I was 14.... a whole summer love that lasted a lifetime which all wrapped up into two days. Im so fortunate to have all these memories at this one place. All my memories there feel like a Wonder Years episode...........Look at me.....a regular Kevin Arnold.
    PS
    You should cover The Skeloton Train Ride from Cedar Point, it was always really fun

  • @ColinHuth
    @ColinHuth Před 4 lety +67

    Kevin getting sassy is giving me huge oldschool Defunctland vibes, and I’m loving it.

  • @missybarbour6885
    @missybarbour6885 Před 4 lety +483

    You... you did not make Old Town Road but the bear hunt song I sang at summer camp. You did not. Kevin. No.

  • @SoulSociety5
    @SoulSociety5 Před 4 lety +15

    This made me remember things from my childhood that I had forgotten about. I knew I'd been to Cedar Point as a kid but had zero recollection of it until now. I remember the bear phones that told stories!

  • @kanniekosplayyes2799
    @kanniekosplayyes2799 Před 4 lety +14

    can we take a moment on Papa Bear in the clip where he was backing up to show the walkway was like a seesaw? I thought that was adorable x3

  • @katkrywolt7
    @katkrywolt7 Před 4 lety +28

    "The rampant workplace harassment of the early '60s and mid-forever..." Sad commentary, brilliant writing! Well done Kevin and Kristin!

  • @Hordaki
    @Hordaki Před 4 lety +195

    11:20 I'm not comfortable with the fact that SWAT canonically exists in the Berenstain universe

    • @caseyjarmes
      @caseyjarmes Před 4 lety +88

      Matt H how else are they supposed to stop bearerists

    • @landonvincent7974
      @landonvincent7974 Před 4 lety +8

      @@caseyjarmes good one

    • @e-mananimates2274
      @e-mananimates2274 Před 4 lety +13

      @Matt H That makes two of us then. I haven't followed the series in ages, but I remembered it was a bit more wholesome. The Bearstain version of the SWAT team is something I'd expect from a parody of the series.

    • @terryaltherr2481
      @terryaltherr2481 Před 4 lety +7

      I swear to god there will be a Berenstain Bears about the criminal justice system with this opening:
      "In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police who investigate crime, and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories."

    • @Grandma419
      @Grandma419 Před 4 lety +3

      FBI
      Federal
      Bear
      Investigation

  • @GamerGirl_BRE
    @GamerGirl_BRE Před 4 lety +34

    Oh wow! I wish I knew that Berenstein Bears Bear Country existed when I was a kid. I would've LOVED to go there. Those were my favorite books a kid and I used to watch the series on tv religiously❤❤❤ very informative video I LOVED it

  • @laurenhahn8569
    @laurenhahn8569 Před 2 lety +8

    I have a really, really early memory of going to a Berenstain Bears theme park and wandering into an empty-ish treehouse house. I remember seeing some areas walled off with plexiglass, and being very confused. I was convinced this was a dream I had, until I saw this video. The oldest I could have been is about 3 if it closed in 1998.

  • @steelfoe
    @steelfoe Před 4 lety +221

    My brain still hears “STEIN” damn this parallel universe

    • @waterandafter
      @waterandafter Před 4 lety +22

      Because you remember the truth.

    • @IsaacMillerRocks
      @IsaacMillerRocks Před 4 lety +4

      Keep speaking the truth brother

    • @wonderguardstalker
      @wonderguardstalker Před 4 lety +10

      Imagine being so narcissistic and full of yerself you imagine the entire world is wrong and you’re right

    • @IsaacMillerRocks
      @IsaacMillerRocks Před 4 lety +5

      @@wonderguardstalker It's in another world that we're right.

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio Před 4 lety +12

      Someone found out the reason people remember -stein instead of -stain. There were a number of releases on home video that misspelled the name. So you probably saw the cartoon, where it was spelled wrong.

  • @SociallyAwkMustache
    @SociallyAwkMustache Před 4 lety +200

    I'm loving all of these bear facts.

  • @mightybk
    @mightybk Před 2 lety +17

    Nicely done -- as someone from Northern Ohio who has visited Cedar Point regularly for almost 50 years, I must say, I miss the simpler days from the park. Too many family rides have been removed to make space for their many awesome coasters. Cedar Point needs to move parking to the other side of the causeway and use the current parking to actually expand the park. Not just for more coasters, but for more areas like this. Camp Snoopy is fine but it does lack the more gentle nature of the Berenstein Bear country. I wish it had still been around by the time my kids were old enough to experience it.

    • @chickypooh73
      @chickypooh73 Před 11 měsíci

      I remember it and the 80s cartoon

  • @SmittenKitten.
    @SmittenKitten. Před 4 lety +16

    Kevin, you're a natural storyteller. I'm so proud to have sponsored your project.

  • @thatblindgamer726
    @thatblindgamer726 Před 4 lety +474

    "Cedar Fair is more like Cedar BEAR"
    Get out

    • @Defunctland
      @Defunctland  Před 4 lety +80

      Bear enough

    • @mightyfilm
      @mightyfilm Před 4 lety +9

      @@Defunctland And Bear-bie Stickers.
      No seriously. That's about the level of bear puns that were all over both cartoon series.

    • @hellsson1996
      @hellsson1996 Před 4 lety +7

      These puns are unbearable.

    • @CrimsonNineTail
      @CrimsonNineTail Před 4 lety

      Stroker and Hoop anyone?

    • @emmarose4234
      @emmarose4234 Před 4 lety +1

      You catch more puns with honey than with vinegar.

  • @MaxEverywhereSystem
    @MaxEverywhereSystem Před 4 lety +137

    >i go to disney
    >i head back to my hotel
    >see this
    >👀

    • @kekameme
      @kekameme Před 4 lety +4

      Random Fandom Trash I’m supposed to be at Disney tomorrow, and I’m currently at the hotel rn. And I see this too.

    • @kandigloss6438
      @kandigloss6438 Před 4 lety +5

      Send me back a mouse ear mind control helmet plz.

    • @DisneyDude1928
      @DisneyDude1928 Před 4 lety +1

      Random Fandom Trash the perfect day

  • @ThirdSpectrum
    @ThirdSpectrum Před 4 lety +28

    Hunter S. Thompson: "We can't stop here...this is bear country!"

  • @ChefNikuman
    @ChefNikuman Před 3 lety +7

    I was 5 years old when they opened Bear Country in Cedar Point and it was my favorite part of the park. Thanks for the nostalgia trip.

  • @HeilKromdor
    @HeilKromdor Před 4 lety +39

    I remember climbing all over the bones each summer when we went to Cedar Point! The spooky slide was by far my favorite! Thanks for the trip down memory lane Kevin!

    • @BigDickMcFlick
      @BigDickMcFlick Před 4 lety

      I thought of this when i saw the video in the CZcams suggestion when i logged in :D

  • @brandonpadier
    @brandonpadier Před 4 lety +73

    Legit lost it at, “can you milk a bear?” 🤣

  • @UrSammich
    @UrSammich Před 4 lety +135

    Where are my parallel dimension hoppers who remember it was Berenstein Bears?
    (seriously, I don't remember it at Berenstain Bears)

    • @Beardodoomus
      @Beardodoomus Před 4 lety +9

      Berenstein. Without question.

    • @CorporalPig22
      @CorporalPig22 Před 4 lety +1

      Berenstein.

    • @getthegoons
      @getthegoons Před 4 lety +11

      Dude I definitely remember it being Berenstein.
      It freaked me out a bit when that shit came up because I was like 'i remember the show saying Berenstein for sure.'

    • @KaiserMattTygore927
      @KaiserMattTygore927 Před 4 lety +2

      I blame a purple haired time traveler with a sword, he ruined our timeline!

    • @AnonymOus-ss9jj
      @AnonymOus-ss9jj Před 3 lety +4

      @pomeygranates
      Well it was always pronounced Bernst-E-n so I think people just assumed it had an e. However, for anyone still wondering about the phenomena, I suggest looking up confabulation online.

  • @MainCharecter
    @MainCharecter Před 4 lety +11

    Thanks for making another Cedar Point-centric video. Every time you make one I get so excited. I love that park's history.

  • @shellsnbees
    @shellsnbees Před 4 lety +118

    Yay! My favorite thank you again for the Jim Henson doc! I have been sharing with my friends and family even if they don’t understand!

    • @LilDroidBlue
      @LilDroidBlue Před 4 lety +5

      I shared every single one on Facebook and told everyone how much they *needed* to watch it, even if they didn't know it.

  • @BeeBuzzly
    @BeeBuzzly Před 4 lety +94

    Great bear facts Kevin, now I know that I can start my bear milk company

    • @DoswarePictures
      @DoswarePictures Před 4 lety +8

      Bee Buzzly Also start a Bear Butter company. Just don’t call it ButterBear, because J.K. Rowling will sue you for being a BoneAppleTea.

    • @BeeBuzzly
      @BeeBuzzly Před 4 lety +1

      Dosware Pictures thanks, I’ll keep that in mind

  • @john_o
    @john_o Před 4 lety +11

    As someone who worked at Planet Snoopy in Dorney Park last year, I’m happy to see you finally acknowledge it. The history of the Bearenstain Bear Park was also something that had me curious ever since hearing about it being the replacement for Camp Snoopy.

  • @gustavosequera8572
    @gustavosequera8572 Před 4 lety +23

    Another amazing episode. Really loved the "Defunctland Bear Facts"!

  • @AllisonWDWGirl
    @AllisonWDWGirl Před 4 lety +18

    I grew up with Cedar point. It was my home park. This just brought back a flood of memories. I remember Bear country and remember when snoopy came. Awesome video!

  • @kyleallen8591
    @kyleallen8591 Před 4 lety +10

    Cedar Point's Camp Snoopy is in a whole different part of the park.
    When they brought the Peanuts over to the park, they renamed the Bernstein Bear country to Peanuts Playground till that area was transformed into planet snoopy for the 2008 season.
    The indoor section was turned into part gift shop Snoopy's Boutique and part playground as well till about 2012 when they walled off the playground due to ADA compliance. Then it was completely taken out when the added Sweet Spot a huge confectionery gift shop; opened in the mid 2010s.

    • @laurastedman2771
      @laurastedman2771 Před 4 lety

      Oh no. I haven't been to Cedar Point since 2010 and that indoor part is the only thing I remember of the Berenstain Bears being there. It's a shame that's not open anymore.

  • @jemofthe80s18
    @jemofthe80s18 Před 4 lety +11

    Hey, this is the first I'm hearing about this! How cute! As a kid I LOVED the Berenstain Bears books we still have (and I always remembered Berenstain because I would sound it out and they were the STAIN Bears--my kindergarten teacher read it as Bernstein!) and my absolute favorite is the No More Junk Food. The pictures of the brightly colored candy, chips, popcorn, and soda, and then their trip to the grocery store to buy fruit and grains and Mama introduced Papa to the drink "called water". That one and the Too Much TV, that was a good one too:)

  • @elizabethr5270
    @elizabethr5270 Před 4 lety +3

    The children's museum that I work at in upstate NY (Strong Museum) has a Berenstain Bears exhibit that seems to basically be a scaled down version of the first Bear Country (now that I know that that was a thing)! They don't have the tree house, but they do have the Boys' and Girls' Clubs, Bear Family Restaurant, Papa's Workshop, Mama's Quilt Shop, a dentist office, and a farm! From what I can tell it's still one of the favorite exhibits in the museum even though it opened with the museum's last expansion in I *think* 2006? Outside the main exhibit they've got statues of the Bear family to take pictures with and a wall that has most (probably all the pre-2006) of the covers of the books on it. It's a pretty cool museum!

  • @mrWendybird
    @mrWendybird Před 4 lety +64

    This was a _beary_ enjoyable episode, Kevin. Love the little bear fact annotations, and overall more comical tone of this video
    Looking forward to more Defunctland, like always! :D

  • @henryglennon3864
    @henryglennon3864 Před 4 lety +29

    "We can't stop here... this is Bear Country!"

    • @Tadicuslegion78
      @Tadicuslegion78 Před 4 lety +1

      “We were somewhere around Bearstow on the edge of the forest when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive...." And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bears, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to
      Los Osos”

  • @benullom2301
    @benullom2301 Před 4 lety +3

    I have one of the saddest memories of the Berenstain Bear country. I was very young, maybe 7 and did not even know that Bernstein Bear country existed, until it was dark, less than an hour from my parents wanting to leave the park. Papa Mama Brother and Sister were nowhere to be found and Bear country was completely empty except for me, not even one other child. I remember sitting in a little rowboat and waiting for something to happen, that never would.
    By the next time I got to go to cedar point, I was in my early teens, I only got to go about once every five years+ and Bernstein Bear country had been replaced by Camp Snoopy.

    • @holyshard530
      @holyshard530 Před 3 lety +1

      That sounds more like a nightmare then a memory.

  • @CinderShelby
    @CinderShelby Před 2 lety +1

    I grew up 45 minutes from Cedar Point and spent sooooo much time in the Berenstein bears section of the park. I remember it had a very distinct smell (not bad just plasticy) and it all came flooding back watching this. I remember being so sad that they announced they were changing it to Camp Snoopy even though I was too old for it by then anyway… Thanks for the trip down memory lane ❤️

  • @KzintiCV
    @KzintiCV Před 4 lety +49

    I read all the books there were when I was a kid. I loved them.
    I swear to the heavens above that it's Berenstein though.

  • @dakota7394
    @dakota7394 Před 4 lety +14

    i screamed in excitement when he finally mentioned avalanche run and the OH YEAHHHH played omfg still the best episode of defunctland ever

  • @hobo-lu-knight
    @hobo-lu-knight Před 4 lety +4

    The bear facts really put this episode over the top in the best possible way

  • @rustyshackleford4370
    @rustyshackleford4370 Před 4 lety +60

    I swear it was Berenstein. I don't entirely buy into the alternate reality idea but I'm pretty sure things were changed when the matrix was updated.

    • @oldkid820
      @oldkid820 Před 4 lety +6

      Rusty Shackleford if you remember watching the cartoon and singing along to the theme song I think you would have noticed the emphasis they put on the ‘stain’. At least for me it’s always been ‘stain’.

    • @molls127
      @molls127 Před 4 lety +7

      @@oldkid820 same i think people just attribute the -stein to their parents' mispronunciation of the title while reading to them lol

    • @MsTinkerbelle87
      @MsTinkerbelle87 Před 4 lety +1

      Yeah and it was even pronounced “Steen”

    • @rosebud6116
      @rosebud6116 Před 4 lety +1

      moll.
      I read it by myself, it had an E

    • @AnonymOus-ss9jj
      @AnonymOus-ss9jj Před 3 lety +1

      It's called confabulation.

  • @Xer0sama
    @Xer0sama Před 4 lety +50

    Twelve minutes, several decades, and no Eisner. It's either a record or he's hiding in my closet.
    Where's my baseball bat full of nails?

  • @QJDWG
    @QJDWG Před 4 lety +86

    “...Avalanche Run.”
    *OH YEAH*
    Me: I’M GONNA GET THE TO POINT, MY NAME’S DISASTER DAVE...

    • @missybarbour6885
      @missybarbour6885 Před 4 lety +6

      I was already boppin' before the music started!

    • @DoswarePictures
      @DoswarePictures Před 4 lety +1

      Remember season one?

    • @maddinpictures3102
      @maddinpictures3102 Před 4 lety +8

      Welcome to Alaska

    • @DoswarePictures
      @DoswarePictures Před 4 lety +1

      Maddin Pictures Not the best quote surrounding or in Alaska.
      “A dog cannot make this journey alone. But maybe a wolf can.”
      - Bob Hoskins, 1995.

  • @n0stalgiac
    @n0stalgiac Před 4 lety +16

    I remember back when this was the Cedar Point BerenSTEIN Bear Country.
    Good times.

  • @danielharmon15
    @danielharmon15 Před rokem +5

    I vividly remember playing in the Berenstain Bear house and the dinosaur pit at Cedar Point. I was born in '94 so that must have been in '98. Great video as always!

  • @shaina9675
    @shaina9675 Před 4 lety +99

    whenever i hear your voice i automatically think of charles entertainment cheese i'm sorry

    • @RelicCipher
      @RelicCipher Před 4 lety +12

      You have cursed me with the reminder of his full name

    • @missybarbour6885
      @missybarbour6885 Před 4 lety +1

      You're not wrong

    • @DoswarePictures
      @DoswarePictures Před 4 lety +3

      Wyvernagon CHUNKY CHEESE

    • @ginaginagina.
      @ginaginagina. Před 4 lety +2

      _a powerful rat named charles entertainment cheese_

    • @DoswarePictures
      @DoswarePictures Před 4 lety +1

      zora vs. the world A powerful rat who was once intended to be a Coyote.

  • @IxisTyler
    @IxisTyler Před 4 lety +85

    Who’s ready to see mandala effect jokes in the comment section ?

    • @anonpony1693
      @anonpony1693 Před 4 lety +2

      I wanna go back to my native timeline. This one sucks

    • @ajarofnutella
      @ajarofnutella Před 4 lety

      booooo

    • @2445elijah
      @2445elijah Před 4 lety +2

      Wait, isn’t it Meldele affect?

    • @redrix1787
      @redrix1787 Před 4 lety

      Mandela

    • @esp371
      @esp371 Před 4 lety

      @@redrix1787 Nah, I could've sworn it was always Mandala...

  • @robertearhart4316
    @robertearhart4316 Před 4 lety +4

    Growing up near Cedar Point I remember visiting Bear Country as a kid! I have not thought about it in decades though, so thank you for giving me a new sense of nostalgia! Always great to watch your video essays.

  • @NateCummings
    @NateCummings Před 4 lety +9

    I really enjoy the mix of predominantly documentation and education and what I consider to be a lovely amount of sentimentality many of these videos have. thanks for making these

  • @fluzzard7578
    @fluzzard7578 Před 4 lety +42

    "A bobsled attraction named Avalanche Run"
    Me:*Remembers disaster transport episode* Hey wait a minute.

    • @BM-mw4nv
      @BM-mw4nv Před 4 lety +6

      Ryan Harding OH YEAH

  • @kirstenschult327
    @kirstenschult327 Před 4 lety +21

    I love the Defunctland Bear Facts. So good.

  • @jovishark
    @jovishark Před 4 lety +4

    I really love the amount of detail in the narration. You even knew what happened during the opening ceremony of Bear Country! I will always appreciate the level of attention in Defunctland (also, I'm glad the trend of earthquake-themed darkrides hasn't died out yet).

  • @LauraFromMarkerQuest
    @LauraFromMarkerQuest Před 4 lety +1

    I worked at Dorney Park the same year that Berenstain Bear Country opened there. I was 18 and worked in a different part of the park, so I never spent much time in it; but I did sweep the walkways in there one night when they were short-handed, and it turned out to be a great place to watch the fireworks. I really have no other memories of it, since non-employees weren't allowed to spend time there if they didn't have small children with them.

  • @RossStern
    @RossStern Před 4 lety +25

    Wow I had no idea Dr. Seuss was involved in publishing the Berenstain Bears

  • @ChristopherSobieniak
    @ChristopherSobieniak Před 4 lety +44

    I'm sure nobody laughed at this but I liked this quote...
    "Late addition: Sister Bear"
    Thanks!

  • @kjhunt-espino4724
    @kjhunt-espino4724 Před 4 lety +11

    As someone in Kansas City, it's very surreal hearing you talk about WOF. The place is sort of run down, its dirty in all the buildings and most of the food sucks, but hey, at least the rides are still working. I love WOF but it feels like Cedar Fair doesn't care about it.

  • @Neurodynamic
    @Neurodynamic Před 4 lety +2

    I actually remember this. Grew up in Cleveland Ohio and visited Cedar Point once or twice a year. As a kid this was my absolute favorite part of the park. I had completely forgot this place existed. Thanks for some forgotten nostalgia.

  • @bradbrinkley2995
    @bradbrinkley2995 Před 4 lety +81

    Hey you should research the defunct theme park “The Land of Oz” in North Carolina

    • @ajzeg01
      @ajzeg01 Před 4 lety +2

      Isn’t it still open seasonally?

    • @sonzillamariocraft
      @sonzillamariocraft Před 3 lety +2

      @@ajzeg01 RARELY. It depends on the weather, how safe it is to go there at all, etc.
      It's like the tours at Chernobyl and the city of Pripyat...just replace the radiation with dangerous mountain scapes.

  • @jstorm7922
    @jstorm7922 Před 4 lety +123

    Start of season 3? I’m excited!

    • @otakunthevegan4206
      @otakunthevegan4206 Před 4 lety +9

      THIS IS NOT OVER! BEARS!

    • @HerpDerpTheTank
      @HerpDerpTheTank Před 4 lety +16

      It says this is a minisode. He's probably got bigger plans for Season 3. I cannot wait!

  • @Joshua-pw8mz
    @Joshua-pw8mz Před 4 měsíci +1

    The episodes that I most remember watching are Attic Treasure, Moving Day, Draw It, The Week at Grandma’s, The Talent Show, Grow It and Bears For All Seasons

  • @annadeprey21
    @annadeprey21 Před 4 lety +3

    Yay! Long time watcher of the show! I’m glad you did a spot on this. I fondly remember all of Bear country at Cedar Point! It was way more immersive than the peanuts area ever became. I remember begging my mom to play in the treehouse until late in the evening.

  • @kingdelbert
    @kingdelbert Před 4 lety +7

    Thank you for using my footage of Cedar Point. I hope some of my family members don't mind seeing their younger selves on here :P

    • @Defunctland
      @Defunctland  Před 4 lety +1

      Thanks for putting it up and for putting us in the description!

    • @kingdelbert
      @kingdelbert Před 4 lety

      @@Defunctland Glad I could help

    • @Joshua-pw8mz
      @Joshua-pw8mz Před 4 měsíci

      @@DefunctlandThe Berenstain Bears was revived by PBS in 2003

    • @Joshua-pw8mz
      @Joshua-pw8mz Před 4 měsíci

      The Berenstain Bears premiered on PBS on January 6, 2003

  • @huacayacaptain
    @huacayacaptain Před 4 lety +7

    Cedar Point Beach Band!! They would always play while you waited for the Imax theater to open up. I visited that Berstain Bear land many times!

  • @SketchpadLad
    @SketchpadLad Před 2 lety +2

    As someone who is from the area, hearing a deep dive into something from Cedar Point is really cool. The park will always have a special place in my heart

  • @shark180
    @shark180 Před 4 lety +30

    Mama Bear: Go get Honey
    Papa Bear: *Goes to Moe's*

    • @DuckandMikeyfan49
      @DuckandMikeyfan49 Před 4 lety

      marianne mccrank All we need is a bear version of the Simpsons...

    • @rosebud6116
      @rosebud6116 Před 4 lety

      Father bear: BROTHER BEAR!!!
      Mama Bear: Not again.
      Father bear: YOU CANT SAY THAT IN THE HOUSE!!!
      Father Bear: Strangles Son

  • @Crazy56U
    @Crazy56U Před 4 lety +23

    "In this Defunctland minisode,"
    Damnit, I thought this was the start of Season 3.

  • @elizabethkp8867
    @elizabethkp8867 Před 4 lety +4

    This video❤️ I was born in ‘91 and we took an extended family trip to Cedar Point every year. Everyone else went to the big rides and I hung with these bears. That spooky slide was my Everest as a child.

  • @DemonFayre
    @DemonFayre Před 4 lety +4

    Thank you so much for this episode. I grew up going to Cedar Point every summer, as did a lot of other late 80s, early 90s kids. But nobody seems to remember the Bear Country, just the Peanuts. I knew it wasn't just some weird fever dream from the year I caught the chicken pox while at the park. That was a fun vacation. 😣

  • @funkybenzoyl1301
    @funkybenzoyl1301 Před 4 lety +2

    This was my favorite part of Cedar Point as a child! I loved running around Spook Hill. I was so sad when they expanded and got rid of that indoor section with Spook Hill.

  • @alexclark13
    @alexclark13 Před 4 lety +7

    Thank you soooo much for doing more ceder point. I've spent so much of my life there. As a guest and a employee. The tree house that was there was my favorite as a kid

  • @baggothree
    @baggothree Před 4 lety +12

    "the rampant workplace harassment of early 60s and mid-forever" had me HOLLERING Kevin SNAPPED

  • @Zatchham
    @Zatchham Před 4 lety +1

    I have only vague memories of the Berenstein Bear park from Valleyfair, mainly of the interactive play areas and the spooky tree. I loved playing around with all the objects like the telephones and kitchenware. I remember my brother shouting goofy questions inside the spooky tree from a small balcony looking down into darkness. Me and my brother weren't aware that it was the tree itself talking to us but instead assumed a vampire was hiding down there lol. The voice had a Dracula-like accent to it so that's where we got the idea from. A highlight of the visit for sure.

  • @c-mar9820
    @c-mar9820 Před 4 lety +2

    I knew it was indoor when it opened! It’s not just some strange invented childhood memory!
    Thank you so much for covering this. It made me feel old but was a lovely hit of nostalgia.