THE DICE BLOCK INCIDENT: A Mario Party Story
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- čas přidán 12. 07. 2022
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--BOIS IN THIS VIDEO--
Salty (Derek):
(Links can be found at the top lol)
Peanut
/ smollestpeanut
/ smollestpeanut
givebutter.com/forba
Mikey:
/ binjomonkey
/ binjomonkey
Pastey:
/ sanctoklinge
/ sanctoklinge
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Edited by:
Rasen Dan
/ rasen_dan
(with some additions by the Salt man)
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Thumbnail art by:
Claire
/ citisstreets
#marioparty #mario #twitch - Hry
It wasn't mentioned in the original video, but consider donating to Peanut if you're able! Her family unfortunately lost a member and she'd really appreciate the assistance.
givebutter.com/forba
Salty your subscriber count is almost at the funny number
Do you have a vod of this?
Salty nearly lost all his friends before the game even started, it's the least we can do
WHY ARE ALL THE COMMENTS “ok salty”?
@@RamenJack because it's one person spamming it
This is like one of those episodes in a show where the characters get themselves trapped in one location and throughout the runtime, they all start bickering between eachother instead of solving the predicament
I love it
That sounds like the best Saw plot where the trap is psychology
It’s even better, because in a lot of those scenarios the character’s had no say in getting to that location and genuinely want to leave, with this it is something completely made and enforced by their own pride
You saying this is their "bottle episode"? XD
@@sigmarthcipherius5153 Imagine Saw but he decides to pull a funny and put the characters in a building with no traps and leaves the exit unlocked but the characters start getting paranoid thinking there's going to be a trap around every corner and murdering each other out of paranoia.
The new season of Rocko's Modern Life looks great
I like how Salty was totally fine with being doxxed but caved the minute someone threatened to reveal his Twitter likes
and also when mikey shows twitch chat old saltydkdan content
For the 2nd time
Priorities
i think part of it is bc salty knew pastey wouldn't doxx him but knew mikey would reveal his twitter likes without hesitation
Skibidi toilet story:
Skibidi toilet: skibidi dom dom dom yes yes
Pibby: oh no its the pibby glitch!
Pibby: dies
Skibidi toilet: Haha I win
Skibidi toilet: hits the griddy
5 likes for part 2 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can’t believe Salty started filibusterring after he lost
Honestly kinda expected at this point,
He ain’t good at it, though. A REAL Chad would filibuster for a couple more hours.
Yea, I thought that they'd go take shit instead
@@NikFromm Think the longest filibustering was around 24 hours, should have tried to beat that.
@@NikFromm didn't realize politicians were "real Chad's"
I love the limited dice rolling in this game, It's so charming.
I love limited dice rolling in this game it's so charming.
I hate the limited dice rolling in this game, it's so infuriating.
*unlimited.
I love the limited dice rolling in this game, It's so charming.
I love the charming dice rolling in this game, it’s so limited.
The reveal that Peanut was the true antagonist the whole time and the end was genuinely a really good plot twist
And the fact that "Final Hour" was playing was more dark and somber, true betrayal
Lmao rekted
@@smollestpeanut I'll go sub to you now I don't care
Not only that, but it was foreshadowed by Peanut botching the countdown halfway in...
it was such a good plot twist it was hinted throughout the dice lore.
I came into this an hour late. They still hadn’t started the game yet, this went on for another 30 minutes.
Wait did they ever start the game for real
@@Fireluigi1225 Funny thing is it did actually start! But towards the tail end of it, Peanut’s switch was on the verge of death! But thankfully they did finish.
@@kingdisasterdracula2017 link to the vod please
Some say the game is still going on to this day
These guys are so funny they make me wanna merge without looking!
This game is so fun! It makes me want to roll dice without looking!
Yeah! Rumsfeld!
Yeah! Donkey Kong!
I had to stop for a second to look at this comment
And I can watch Madagascar while I’m driving
Thank you again for playing with me Mikey, Salty, and Pastey! I really enjoyed my time there and this video is such a great memory. Thank you to everyone who considered to donate as well! I haven’t posted an update in a while, but at this point in time my family and I have been able to earn enough funds for my father’s headstone! So genuinely with all my heart thank you, thank you so much!
However, I will also say, Salty, you kind, thoughtful, very funny internet man.
You forgot the part where you and Mikey stole all my star wealth and despite purchasing 10 stars in that whole game with a strong lead, MIKEY STILL KICKED MY ASS AND MY SWITCH WAS ON 1% FOR NEARLY THE WHOLE GAME! (This being /lh- of course. Ahem.)
Dear god
LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
You could actually cancel Salty for this, and Mikey as well, this is truly evil.
and Pastey for swearing, and Peanut for going to the dark side.
Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the new Gerber Show
You can't cancel Salty, he already cancelled himself
And it was for charity
You could’ve completely canceled salty in the time it took him to roll the dice
Funny, I was just thinking about his cancel video.
I'm so happy we've reached an age where people watched 2 grown adults have a pissing match over who should roll a die first. There is no sarcasm in this comment I genuinely love this.
The real winner of this event was Peanut
-She wasn't bothered by it in the least
-She started her own
-She probably got some work done while waiting
This started out funny, but by the end I was wishing actual bodily harm on Salty in real life….
Salty and Mikey were both at fault lmao
@@internetguy7319Yeah no shit, they sat around for an hour playing chicken with each other
IN REAL LIFE NEW YORK CITY?
@@larsthememelord3383 With all the charming limited 3D graphics to spare
I would've lost my shit if Salty had grabbed a real pair of dice and shook them next to the mic and rolled them. I would've gone fucking balistic.
NEWS
The funny internet man do it again
Imagine buying a game to join your friends in a stream, only for two of them to halt it for an entire HOUR and 30 MINUTES because they both wanted to roll last
and when you think you finally get to play, someone else does the exact same thing and the stream ends
@@Garbo_trashcan did the stre actually end or??
I genuinely thought that when Salty was going to roll his die, I thought it was going to be a physical die that he so happened to have had on hand.
It would have followed in what he said for the agreement.
So close to a potential scapegoat.
Worst ending
this was such a petty thing to go on for an hour for but that's what makes it so good, and Peanut's revenge at the end...
And the fact that chat picked Mikey’s side 😭
Like bro both of them are equally at fault. How is this entirely dk’s fault?? Biased-ass mofos
"live demonstration of how a filibuster works" was my favorite comment from chat on the situation
> Plays game of Mario Party
> Refuses to hit a dice block
> Ruins charity stream
> Stays
What a Chad, a legend, and an absolute Abraham Lincoln was an American lawyer and statesman who served as the 16th president of the United States from 1861 until his assassination in 1865
I'd like to point out, MIKEY started it, he said "you go first this is my stream" before Derek refused.
I love how after an hour and 22 minutes the order didn’t even change.
They did that whole bit to be last.
I’m genuinely impressed with how many sprite changes there are in this video. It’s like a 14 minute animatic jfc
This 14 minutes long video felt like 4 hours of agony and anxiety
Honestly, he missed a golden opportunity to say “fine, I promised, so I’ll roll the dice first.”
…
*Silence*
…
“But I never said WHEN I would roll the dice”
this is literally just two toddlers arguing over who gets to play on the xbox for 15 minutes and i love it
Except the arguments lasted 1 GODDAMN HOUR
I could tell by peanut’s complacency with the dice stand-off that they’d end up being the twist villain by the end of this debacle
She messed up the countdown on purpose, she was always evil.
By the end I was really hoping Dan would just throw an actual d20 just to keep to his word
TBH, I thought that after a while, the game would've just had the players automatically role. The fact that the game went on for nearly an hour and 30 minutes, waiting for Derek and Mikey to roll the dice, is insanity.
Every other dice roll in the game is on a timer when playing online, just not the opening roll to decide turn order.
@@yedffgd Oh wow.
This video shows that the ways to end friendships in Mario Party are endless
I love the consistent lore that Salty is horny specifically for Rouge the Bat and that definitively does not mean he's not a furry
Totally not a furry
I mean have you SEEN those bonhokonkers?
also the green zeti from sonic lost world
the one polygon titted bat
well after all rouge is the size of an average human mother
@@genereaver you mean this massive badonkehonkers?
The funny thing is, the number you roll is determined by rng even before you hit the dice block. So no matter when how long you wait, it will always have been the same number
So you’re telling me that my timing has meant nothing all these years?
I feel betrayed, how could Shigero Miyamoto himself to this to me? He broke into my house and shoved the dice block into my hands, held a fire flower to my head, and forced me to roll
seeing salty had a homestuck icon was both surprising and completely expected, somehow
it makes so much sense and i hate it
So, seeing as I've got some time while everyone's deciding turn order, what's it like to play Mario Party in the circle of Hell?
what if Hell is just Mario Party with demons and they take forever, and if you lose you shit yourself forever
@@internetguy7319 what if Hell is just mario party
@@dumbguyontheinternet7641 no but Mario party’s fun
Hell is a fusion of Catan and Monopoly
@@internetguy7319 kinky
Love how you could just tell that Peanut was thriving in the chaos, being empowered by the purest form of hell anyone could imagine.
What a powerful story, however, out of all of that, the slowed down game theory make me actually cry laugh. Amazing.
i want friends like this. i respect the grind. the dedication. the absolute focus and commitment. the psychological mind chess. the spiteful malicious will to endure even at the cost of ones own progression just to ensure the purgatory of another. its art.
I also want friends like this.
I also just want friends-
I'm only a minute in and I've already got a stupid wide grin on my face, this is gonna be good.
I am unfathomably upset. This has no right to be so infuriating yet so funny at the same time
this editing, these assets, give me your skills and creative vision Salty and company
once again spite is the strongest motivator
Both of you not taking the blame for this makes it ten times funnier, and I wholeheartedly believe both of you still believe it’s each other’s fault.
Salty really just filibustered Mario Party
This is how our government works and thats kinda sadly hilarious
All I want to say is that Salty is incredibly good at what he does. This guy managed to make me sit down and watch 14 minutes of him stalling a dice roll for hours and still kept me entertained and captivated the whole way through. That's extremely impressive and it shows a lot about the editing and a lot about Saltys natural humor and how appealing it is at least to me and 14k other people who liked the video.
The corruption of Peanut due to 82 minutes of stalling just goes to show that shenanigans beget shenanigans
I am so incredibly sorry for Pastey in that one bit. Pastey didn't deserve that.
Peanut really decided to pull the Galaxy Brain, was just standing there in the background until deciding to screw everyone over. Literally my kind of game plan
I'm glad after all these years Mario Party still brings the worst out of people.
ahhh yes .... mario party...... the ultimate stress test for any friendship
"I like girls"
"Really?"
I STARTED CHOKING ON MY WATER HOLY SHIT THAT WAS TOO GOOD
I loved it when SaltyDKdan said "It's saltin' time!" when he hit the dice block
The sound of the dice just in the background pretty much the ENTIRE time is just maddening.
This was fucking amazing. Pastey getting more and more irritated as it went on, while peanut was enabling the whole time. And of course, Derek and Mikey arguing like todlers. I kinda wish it went on for even longer just to see the insanity that would have sprung forward.
Salty, this so far has been a great upload schedule!
Please don't leave Me again.
This is probably one of the funniest games of Mario Party I’ve ever watched and a total of 4 buttons were pressed throughout
I don’t find stuff genuinely funny often, and of all things to do so, 2 idiots not hitting a dice block is not something I ever would’ve guessed.
(Considering me, calling you an idiot is probably a compliment)
You see the reason Salty and Mikey did this online was because if they did this in person, after about 30 seconds of waiting, Pastey would have 100% started beating up Salty for the controller to roll the dice. Also these people have more patience than I do, because I would have “accidentally” disconnected, and forced a reset so I could join in on the chaos, and everyone wait even longer. Also is Salty even friends with Pastey at this point, because that Mario Party game if any would have ruined that friendship severely
I can't believe they sent salty in to solve the iranian hostage crisis. truly an all american hero.
Your expertise is valuable if you've been in a hostage situation before. As in, the person keeping the hostages.
The editing is so good omg he went crazy on this one 😭
I know Mario Party can be petty, but this is a new level of pettiness I've seen from a round of Mario Party.
A classic saltydkdan joke is one that goes on for so long it stops being funny and then is funny again.
Personally, the most I feel sorry of is the chat for having to put up with this madness when all they wanted was a Mario Party Stream.
I can’t believe you actually stalled a game of Mario Party over something so silly but at the same time that’s exactly something you would do and we’ve come to expect that 😂
Also I like the little Salty sprite dancing in the end credits! Very cute lol 💙💚🤍
Rasen Dan and the rest of salty’s editors out here doing gods work
I can’t believe you managed to have bits inside of a bit.
salty sitting angrily on the ground next to fortnite monopoly is a mood
Imagine paying for a full price Mario Party game only to watch your 2 friends start a Mr. Beast challenge before the game can start.
That was the best ending possible and it made me think about how long was she thinking about doing that.
I'd like to point out, salty extended the length of the stream, thus raising more money for charity. He is truly a saint.
The ending....
YALL MADE HER A VILLAIN, HER VILLAIN ERA WAS WAITING FOR YOU GUYS JUST TO ROLL
Regardless of who won the rest of that game, Mikey won the real game
The fact that people watched them for over one hour thirty minutes doing almost nothing and yet they were still able to entertain really goes to show how good they are at being youtube funnymen and women
Now I want to see a Mario Party game for where each roll of the die takes an hour to do.
It doesn’t matter who gets the most stars, most coins, wins the most mini games, none of that. But who has the most tolerance would win in the end.
No joke I’d legitimately pay good money to see that, even if it ends up lasting like, a month.
Is it wrong to find it funny that Peanut is just her profile pic
While everyone else is a funky little avatar
My blood pressure started Boiling while watching this. The self control of these 4 NOT TO SCREAM AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS, Is inspiring.
It would have been unbelievably funny if they tied that rock, paper, scissors game.
“Why would I bow down to an INTERNET INFLUENCER?” Goes so fucking hard
This reminds me of that Gravity Falls episode where they're all continuously falling in a bottomless pit, and somehow wind up back where they fell through originally.
this has inspired me to make a Gravity Falls animatic where Stanford and Stanley get into an hour and a half long dice feud that ruins the game for the twins
Can we appreciate that peanut was scheming the entire time using the excuse of drawing so peanut doesn’t reveal anything
This is nearly two hours of Pasty being tormented in silence
I was in the middle of marrying my wife when I found out Saltydkdan, smash hit youtuber, uploaded new content. I ran from the alter and to my desktop computer to watch this video, thank you salty!
It took me until the start of the game show that I realized this video is just...this. Dear god.
PEANUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I like how Salty draws Mikey with his butt sticking out. Makes him always look sassy.
I used to think it would be a lot of fun to be Salty's friend.
Then I watched this video.
A true monument of cinema right here, retelling the story of the cold war in a modern setting. Saltifer Derek Kong Daniel the III has truly done it again. What a visionary.
Usually the friendship test of Mario Party happens when you play the game. Salty and Mikey proved that you don't have to play Mario Party to lose friends.
I really wanna see the rest of that stream, this was so beautiful.
You know what's funny, their dice numbers were predetermined from the start.
This is like the fucking seinfeld of youtube
"Friendship is more important than this stupid stalemate" sees the video still have the other half to go
I love that on a friends stream salty was just like “you know what I’ma push the content button.” Ruining everyone’s day so he can get three whole dollars in CZcams revenue very based mr. Salty very based
This might be the hardest I've laughed for a while. Watching two giant babies fight over turns is great entertainment.
peanut was 100% schemeing for that last moment
Mikey v. Salty: a battle of patience and persistence with the end goal of getting the other to roll the dice
Peanut: chaotic evil determined to enact revenge on Mikey and Salty for putting her through the crossfire of their battle, with no end goal to be heard of and no known way to convince her to stop
I think we know the true villain here
Salty and Mikey found a new way to ruin friendships in Mario Party
only only youtuber that can make a 14 minute video with basically nothing at all and i'd still people watch
I cant believe that they made mikeydeez* a real person
Rewatching this makes the Game Theory reference hit different
I am amazed at the restraint of the other two. If this happened to me I would have entered my joker arc.
I love the charming rolling dice, it's so limited.
This is why I sometimes consider not having friends.
Was really expecting a “well rock beats scissors and scissors beats paper so clearly rock should beat paper” or something like that