Zela, Ruspina, & Thapsus (47 to 46 B.C.E.)

Sdílet
Vložit
  • čas přidán 30. 01. 2019
  • Patreon | historiacivilis.com/patreon
    Donate | historiacivilis.com/donate
    Merch | historiacivilis.com/merch
    Mailing List | historiacivilis.com/mailinglist
    Twitter | historiacivilis.com/twitter
    Website | historiacivilis.com
    Sources:
    Adrian Goldsworthy, "Caesar: Life of a Colossus" | amzn.to/2TqKpda
    Philip Freeman, "Julius Caesar" | amzn.to/2B7jc8C
    Stephen Dando-Collins, "Legions of Rome" | amzn.to/2DDRt0G
    Plutarch, "Parallel Lives: The Life of Julius Caesar" | amzn.to/2TnR8oA
    Plutarch, "Parallel Lives: The Life of Cato the Younger" | amzn.to/2TnR8oA
    Appian, "The Civil Wars, Book 2" | amzn.to/2Sb6U8D
    Suetonius, "The Lives of the Twelve Caesars: The Life of Julius Caesar" | amzn.to/2B8n74G
    Cassius Dio, "Roman History, Book 43" | amzn.to/2CLjQs4
    Anonymous, "On the African War" | amzn.to/2ThU99O
    Pierre Bouillon, "The Death of Cato the Younger (of Utica)"
    Music:
    "Heliograph," by Chris Zabriskie
    "Drums of the Deep," by Kevin MacLeod
    "Thomas Neutrality," by Enrique Molano
    "Flute and Drum, Rishikesh," by Samuel Corwin
    "The House Glows (With Almost No Help,)" by Chris Zabriskie
    "Hallon," by Christian Bjoerklund
    We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.

Komentáře • 2,7K

  • @sextuspompeius1266
    @sextuspompeius1266 Před 5 lety +4790

    Caeser really liked going into hostile territory without food and a small amount of soldiers

    • @TheSasudomi
      @TheSasudomi Před 5 lety +1435

      yeah,he was playing on hardcore difficulty all the time

    • @mikedoll456
      @mikedoll456 Před 5 lety +136

      @@TheSasudomi love this comment

    • @theemperorschosen7607
      @theemperorschosen7607 Před 5 lety +311

      @@TheSasudomi
      Caeser in Rome, legendary difficulty insane naval invasions montage.

    • @jameskirk1161
      @jameskirk1161 Před 5 lety +131

      Issac Arellano true. I’m wondering the same thing. It happens at least once per Cesar video

    • @Fezboyz
      @Fezboyz Před 5 lety +747

      If this was a fictional movie/book series people would complain to the author that “Caesar makes dumb decisions to create tension” and that “Caesar shouldn’t get away with surviving this all the time”.

  • @dyslexofficial2798
    @dyslexofficial2798 Před 4 lety +4270

    Ceasars life is literally the definition of plot armor

    • @jurtra9090
      @jurtra9090 Před 3 lety +463

      Until the Ides of March

    • @JamesJJSMilton
      @JamesJJSMilton Před 3 lety +606

      @@jurtra9090 They had to roll a 100 speech check just to get him to fall into their trap, and he still almost got out of it.

    • @joebrown2661
      @joebrown2661 Před 3 lety +69

      Does art imitate life, or does life imitate art?

    • @sobitasadullah4517
      @sobitasadullah4517 Před 3 lety +130

      @@joebrown2661 art imitated life until the people who once lived so gloriously became enamoured with art, at which point life imitated art.

    • @bergonath8851
      @bergonath8851 Před 3 lety +9

      @@sobitasadullah4517 Very well put.

  • @jennasyde5677
    @jennasyde5677 Před 5 lety +4169

    10:07 imagine tripping over in public and it still being talked about 2000 years later.

  • @protonjones54
    @protonjones54 Před 3 lety +1027

    "I came, I lost, I died." -Cato 46 B.C.E.

    • @randomcenturion7264
      @randomcenturion7264 Před 2 lety +96

      He died as he lived; stubbornly.

    • @gmat5046
      @gmat5046 Před 2 lety +15

      Harsh. True, but harsh.

    • @Cybermat47
      @Cybermat47 Před 2 lety +87

      ‘I came.’
      - Cato’s dad, 96 BC.

    • @gmat5046
      @gmat5046 Před 2 lety +16

      @@Cybermat47 It's I saw I conquered I came.

    • @vinnieg6161
      @vinnieg6161 Před 2 lety +3

      F me this is to relatable ='d

  • @sgtrpcommand3778
    @sgtrpcommand3778 Před 5 lety +2046

    The amount of times Ceasar got himself into deep shit and miraculously escaped makes me think Fortuna does indeed favor the bold.

    • @UltmateKngofNothngthest
      @UltmateKngofNothngthest Před 3 lety +46

      Or was drunk

    • @hauserreich4388
      @hauserreich4388 Před 3 lety +84

      Or the bald

    • @hughg.gaines6027
      @hughg.gaines6027 Před 3 lety +29

      Caesar was just OP at war and politics.

    • @teemuvesala9575
      @teemuvesala9575 Před 3 lety +19

      @@hughg.gaines6027 Politics not so much. He was rather poor politician. Caesar was military genius, but the fact he decided to trust Brutus and the senate was foolish mistake. Octavian would not have spared Brutus in same situation.

    • @hughg.gaines6027
      @hughg.gaines6027 Před 3 lety +122

      @@teemuvesala9575 how you can seriously follow caesar from prior to his first consulship all the way to being assassinated and claim he was not an expert politician is nothing short of insane. He successfully navigated one of the most nasty political jungles in history. A political climate that many many people were chewed up and spit out by. His maneuvering through the first triumvirate, his ability to successfully stave off prosecution for so long, securing term extensions, forcing through significant legislation, and successfully insinuating himself as a populist leader etc etc. Cicero for example always stayed in his place as a senator and never took on the challenges that Caesar or Pompey took on as a possible usurpers of the republic itself. Pompey is maybe the only other person to show the sheer political gumption that Caesar seemed to posses. As you know, one of Caesar's major strategies was showing mercy to other Romans who were previously against him to ensure future compliance.This has proven a worthwhile tactic of his for his entire career, and although he eventually got burned by it, it does not take away from his obvious political genius. Perhaps Caesar felt they would not have the nerve to assassinate him and assure their own destruction as a result. A miscalculation of course, but Brutus et at displayed laughable incompetence after the assassination and were in fact destroyed- where they would go down in history as traitors and clowns while caesar would literally be deified.

  • @PeterJavi
    @PeterJavi Před 5 lety +860

    "Veni Vidi Vici" can roughly be translated to: "Get on my level, nerds."

  • @irwinwinaris9800
    @irwinwinaris9800 Před 4 lety +1926

    Man this Caesar guy has more Ex Machina moments than most fiction protagonists.

  • @farmer1293
    @farmer1293 Před 5 lety +1816

    That flute man should have got a triumph.

  • @18mitndi
    @18mitndi Před 5 lety +748

    Seriously, I don't know how this guy survived the last 6 years of his military career.

    • @MrTokesu
      @MrTokesu Před 5 lety +229

      One of the luckiest generals in History. But also one of the best to capitalise on that luck.

    • @satyamstranger
      @satyamstranger Před 5 lety +183

      He survived where all other generals might die but died where no one would die lol

    • @18mitndi
      @18mitndi Před 5 lety +93

      @@MrTokesu Certainly. In addition to admiring Alexander the Great, he seems to have inherited his luck as well.

    • @lollllfol
      @lollllfol Před 5 lety +59

      @@satyamstranger idk bro i think getting stabbed 46 times would kill just about every general

    • @AlexanderDiviFilius
      @AlexanderDiviFilius Před 5 lety +17

      @@lollllfol where, not how.

  • @matthewlebo1841
    @matthewlebo1841 Před 5 lety +446

    I like how there was a Scipio AND a Cato defending Roman Carthage against an attack launched from Italy.

    • @sarasamaletdin4574
      @sarasamaletdin4574 Před 5 lety +50

      Roman Carthage was not build yet. The new settelement was Caesar’s plan (to give land for his veterans as reward) that was finished by Augustus. Gracci (I am not sure which, I think Tiberius) was planning it earlier but it didn’t succeed.

    • @matthewlebo1841
      @matthewlebo1841 Před 5 lety +74

      I meant it more in the sense that it was the Roman land over which Carthage used to sit. I do thank you, though, as I am not very familiar with the region after it’s conquest in the Third Punic War.

    • @ramjb
      @ramjb Před 5 lety +43

      Seeing how Cato the Elder and Africanus couldn't stand each other, it's certainly kinda funny, one has to admit ;).

    • @matthewlebo1841
      @matthewlebo1841 Před 5 lety +14

      Didn’t even occur to me. Funny how history works like that sometimes.

    • @MetalHeadViking
      @MetalHeadViking Před 5 lety +2

      Hahaha! That was hillarious!

  • @monkofdeaths
    @monkofdeaths Před 3 lety +981

    24:35 A theory I heard about this slaughter is that Caesar's men were annoyed at Caesar because he had pardoned so many of his enemies who then betrayed him and resumed fighting him (and by extension Caesar's soldiers). So in order to prevent yet another such a pardoning followed by yet another campaign, the soldiers decided to simply execute all the prisoners and ignore Caesar's orders to be sure that this was the last time they'd have to deal with these people ever again.

    • @romanempire4495
      @romanempire4495 Před 2 lety +90

      Seems unlikely. I bet that the battle was hard fought, so the Caesareans were overcome with lust for revenge.

    • @nicholasszymonik5269
      @nicholasszymonik5269 Před 2 lety +189

      If I were in that campaign and I had to deal with the Pompeyans' constant raids, camping, and taunting for months, I'd also want bloody revenge on them.

    • @noneofyourdamnbusinessstill
      @noneofyourdamnbusinessstill Před 2 lety +108

      @@romanempire4495 lust for revenge and not wanting to come back to fight them kind of go hand and hand if you ask me.

    • @LetsGoGetThem
      @LetsGoGetThem Před 2 lety +16

      And this I can sympathize with. The only reason Cesar kept pardoning these people was for his own self interest, he didn't see his comrades next to him die to these people.

    • @laughsatchungus1461
      @laughsatchungus1461 Před 2 lety +12

      Turns out it WASN’T the last time they had to fight these people considering Munda.

  • @franzjosephikaiservonaustr5525

    22:55 "Caesar suffered from seizures his entire life"
    Name checks out.

    • @TheGhostbuster1989
      @TheGhostbuster1989 Před 3 lety +51

      Julius Seizure.
      Im sorry

    • @BatCostumeGuy
      @BatCostumeGuy Před 2 lety +4

      @@TheGhostbuster1989 Julius having Seizures.

    • @nick5422
      @nick5422 Před 2 lety +7

      Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

    • @avaerui
      @avaerui Před 2 lety +3

      Citizen: Doctor I could barely breathe last night I thought I was having some sort of seizure
      Roman doctor: HAIL SEIZURE

  • @CreepsMcPasta
    @CreepsMcPasta Před 5 lety +5021

    I love following these stories of Caeser's life. I hope he has a long lasting career afterwards as payoff for all his hard work

    • @austenbin4068
      @austenbin4068 Před 5 lety +928

      I am sure he will take a stab at it!

    • @rdf4315
      @rdf4315 Před 5 lety +65

      Lol

    • @briankelley4568
      @briankelley4568 Před 5 lety +223

      @@austenbin4068 Too soon...

    • @cartercopeland1956
      @cartercopeland1956 Před 5 lety +90

      @ Andrew Edwards Will the Romans lend their ears to his final request?

    • @bennolee348
      @bennolee348 Před 5 lety +237

      "man everything seems to be going great for this caeser guy"

  • @charlesschwaboverhere5582
    @charlesschwaboverhere5582 Před 5 lety +947

    [Video title]; or How Caesar Narrowly Escapes Death This Time Vol. 139

    • @aurelian5234
      @aurelian5234 Před 5 lety +3

      Madden Humphrey love this comment

    • @richardsanchez9190
      @richardsanchez9190 Před 4 lety +15

      Or "historys luckiest bastard"

    • @FEARSWTOR
      @FEARSWTOR Před 4 lety +27

      "You will always remember this as the day you almost killed Gaius Julius Caesar."

  • @timothymclean
    @timothymclean Před 5 lety +1278

    Pharmaces: "Alright, there's no way I'm going to be able to out-plan Caesar. He's too good at the slow, carefully-calculated kind of warfare. So how do I counter that? ...I know! I'll force battle immediately, before he has time to plan or prepare, by doing the last thing he'd expect!"
    _Pharmaces soon learned why Caesar hadn't expected that_

    • @jophielswings
      @jophielswings Před 5 lety +398

      To be fair, he must have had the most monstrous balls to do that against Caesar. Mad props as it almost worked.

    • @caseyb1346
      @caseyb1346 Před 5 lety +73

      It works sometimes, like the German Blitzkrieg or a hurry up offense in football. If they had been on flat land, it would have worked for sure.

    • @jamesliu3295
      @jamesliu3295 Před 4 lety +190

      @@caseyb1346 To be fair though if they were on flat land I bet Caesar would have expected it

    • @GerryBolger
      @GerryBolger Před 4 lety +102

      @@jophielswings Absolutely. And word of Caesar's superhuman patience must have been well known at this stage so on paper it's actually a good idea. But in practice, it's still Caesar and his army. Those guys were the most experienced and disciplined soldiers in Europe at the time. Pompey outnumbered him 2:1 and still got soundly beaten. Pharnaces would need 3 soldiers for every 1 Caesar had to stand a chance..

    • @zeccy337
      @zeccy337 Před 4 lety +52

      It seemed to me the reason he lost was because of the quality of his troops. Caesar's army was known to be one of the best at that time so when it comes down to just a straight up brawl it would come to no surprise that he had won

  • @Omnipotentmonkey
    @Omnipotentmonkey Před 5 lety +841

    Caesar had a strong tactical mind to win battles, and an incredible amount of charisma to earn loyalty.
    but it's becoming clear that his strongest trait by far is his ability to spin things, he could manipulate EVERYTHING to his benefit, even his own failures.

    • @ATJ253
      @ATJ253 Před 4 lety +84

      Who do you think Augustus learned from, he undoubtedly did less in terms of combat (didn’t fight on the front line/was less involved) but had a slightly keener insight on humans and politics

    • @ugoeze7360
      @ugoeze7360 Před 4 lety +6

      Soooo... what you’re saying is that he’s a politician? 🤔

    • @hoponpop3330
      @hoponpop3330 Před 4 lety +24

      He was absolutely a logistical genius.

    • @zettic6783
      @zettic6783 Před 4 lety +18

      @mPky1 The battle of alesia? The battle of pharsalus?

    • @MALITH666
      @MALITH666 Před 4 lety +64

      Yes he had charisma. But not charisma alone. He followed up with his words.
      The soldiers were fiercely loyal to him. Because he at all possible times gave them proper rest. His tactics most of the time and gave victories. And further more he always took care of his soldiers and came to their aid. In the video series you will find Caesar always sneaking out from a tough encirclement only to return with reinforcements to save his soldiers. When Caesar gave up Britain he waited till the last ship set sailed and boarded to that after seeing his soldiers safely off. He would go to battle with them.
      So it was not just the talk, but walking the talk.

  • @misaelramirez5236
    @misaelramirez5236 Před 5 lety +595

    Nailed it
    - Random Legionnaire

  • @TheModernMartialArtist
    @TheModernMartialArtist Před 5 lety +1940

    Took under 60 elephants to break an army of thousands. Elephants are no joke.

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 Před 5 lety +315

      Hannibal agrees.

    • @ilhampramastya6829
      @ilhampramastya6829 Před 5 lety +383

      Took only an Alps to break dozens of elephants.

    • @sarasamaletdin4574
      @sarasamaletdin4574 Před 5 lety +256

      Expect here they did more harm than good in the end to their own side like they often did in battles.

    • @QemeH
      @QemeH Před 5 lety +190

      @@sarasamaletdin4574 That's exactly the problem. Elephants aren't brave. They can be trained and follow orders well enough, but they break way easier than war horses or camels.

    • @beefstew6512
      @beefstew6512 Před 5 lety +237

      i dont think its that elephants arent brave, unlike with horses that die after a few stabs or arrows elephants can take a large amount more punishment and during that time the probably just dont want to get stabbed anymore

  • @ethanalspencer7294
    @ethanalspencer7294 Před 5 lety +343

    Man, that first battle felt like my experience playing fighting games. Have a big game plan, know my moves pretty well, plan how to win the matchup and space correctly, but then my opponent just goes full unga bunga and charges me down with reckless abandon.

    • @AlphaCarinae
      @AlphaCarinae Před 3 lety +18

      Honestly when playing fighting games I don't care about trying to do combos or weird highly technical moves, I just push whatever buttons I feel like pushing until I win or lose and it's fun either way.

  • @kogerugaming
    @kogerugaming Před 4 lety +353

    Ceasar: Goes into enemy territory with like zero food.
    XIII legion: I guess we eat grass and caligae soup then.

    • @Free_Palestine_419
      @Free_Palestine_419 Před 4 lety +13

      More like drink their own urine and eat dead animal carcass bear grylls style.

    • @J-IFWBR
      @J-IFWBR Před 3 lety +5

      *nervous mule sounds intensify*

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean Před 4 měsíci

      To be fair, premodern armies didn't have many logistical options. Everything that can carry food overland eats it, so they had to "forage" food from local communities. Which were sometimes on fire by the time the army left.

  • @MandaloreTheReclaimer
    @MandaloreTheReclaimer Před 5 lety +432

    The old flute as a distraction technique, classic

  • @HistoryMarche
    @HistoryMarche Před 5 lety +1566

    Today is a good day

    • @TheGringuish12
      @TheGringuish12 Před 5 lety +15

      Best january close ever

    • @HistoryMarche
      @HistoryMarche Před 5 lety +26

      @@TheGringuish12 Indeed. Literally stopped what I was doing to start watching this.

    • @TSL73
      @TSL73 Před 5 lety +9

      And I didn’t have to use my Ak

    • @irongeneral7861
      @irongeneral7861 Před 5 lety +5

      ...TO DIIIIIE

    • @bugzyhardrada3168
      @bugzyhardrada3168 Před 5 lety

      @@TheGringuish12 you just might be on to something right there mate

  • @jessejordache1869
    @jessejordache1869 Před 4 lety +494

    That "trips on the way out of the boat, and says '____, I hold you in my hands'" thing happened twice afterward - William the Conqueror did a faceplant when landing in England and recovered with the same line, and about 250 years later Edward III did it sailing in the opposite direction. Both were either quick thinkers or knew their history. Probably both.

    • @TheIbney00
      @TheIbney00 Před 4 lety +27

      Jesse Jordache definitely the latter and a good joke for the situation.

    • @Darkout412
      @Darkout412 Před 4 lety +74

      They probably had no idea of the history behind it. The manuscript for Caesar's commentaries on the civil war was quite rare in the medieval period, and William the Conqueror was illiterate. The overall high medieval grasp of Roman history was quite weak.

    • @willkp50
      @willkp50 Před 3 lety +8

      I think Henry Tudor also did so when he landed in Wales before Bosworth Field

    • @jessejordache1869
      @jessejordache1869 Před 3 lety +5

      @@willkp50 I think that's right actually - the Edward III line I wasn't sure of.

    • @loserpooper
      @loserpooper Před 3 lety +4

      Ive read in a book that Scipio Africanus started this tradition, is this true or did the author fuck up?

  • @McDouggal
    @McDouggal Před 3 lety +400

    Pharnaces's plan actually makes a huge amount of sense. You almost certainly know of Caesar's strengths in battle, you know he's good at the pre-battle planning and posturing. You know that your army is mostly fresh, while Caesar's has rushed up from Egypt to meet you and is probably tired. You know that the Romans will build a fortified camp whenever they plan to stay somewhere for a length of time.
    Put like this, taking Caesar's assumptions on how the battle will be fought and turning them on their head? This is probably the best chance Pharnaces had. Bait the Romans into a position where they'll feel secure to make their camp, taking legions off the line to build it. Take advantage of the fact that you've got a plan and they don't. It even nearly worked; if the Romans were less disciplined or slightly slower, they might've been routed from the field before the soldiers on construction duty could reach the battle as reinforcements. If Pharnaces's soldiers had broken through one of Caesar's flanks, instead of calling Pharnaces "reckless" we might be calling him a genius.

    • @cinnamoncobra5031
      @cinnamoncobra5031 Před 2 lety +44

      Facts honestly

    • @alex_zetsu
      @alex_zetsu Před rokem +17

      Pharnaces clearly didn't hear the words of wisdom from Obi Wan. Heck, even Ceasar didn't fancy his odds of attacking uphill against a tight formation. At Pharsalus he tried to bait Pompey to leave the hill and trust his numbers and the battle-hardened Syrian Legions to beat Ceasar.

    • @madmantheepic7278
      @madmantheepic7278 Před rokem +47

      In war you must take chances, Pharnaces took his, as did Caesar for most of his campaigns. He probably thought he could push up the hill whilst the Roman were building the camp, and it almost worked!

    • @IrishAndy16
      @IrishAndy16 Před rokem +4

      Pharnaces had time on his side though. It was Caesar who needed the battle to occur as soon as possible so that he could deal with the other situations.

    • @ryantoth676
      @ryantoth676 Před 8 měsíci

      Absolutely not.
      Do you know why Caesar thought this was a stupid move, that Pharnaces mist think they're idiots?
      Because charging then attacking uphill like that was an extremely bad move. As we saw, the army was obliterated.
      It was a massive tactical blunder, such a massive one that Caesar thought it was an obvious decoy
      So no. He wasn't some secret genius. He was an impulsive dipshit.

  • @evertenplaza3673
    @evertenplaza3673 Před 5 lety +319

    Its kinda funny to see caesar overestimating his opponent so much that he thought of a big month long game plan only to have the enemy do a full frontal charge

    • @GardEngebretsen
      @GardEngebretsen Před 5 lety +69

      Then he massively underestimates them by landing behind enemy lines heavily outnumbered and with no supplies surviving through sheer luck.

    • @bobsemple3951
      @bobsemple3951 Před 5 lety +22

      GardEngebretsen Caesar has max luck points

    • @M_Chen333
      @M_Chen333 Před 5 lety +22

      "Alright guys, let's move 3,000 cavalry here, equip these guys with spears, these with swords, and move the veterans here-"
      From the distance: "CHAAAAAAAARGE!!!"

    • @bificommander
      @bificommander Před 5 lety +32

      My HEMA teacher always said "The best swordman needn't fear the second best swordman. He fears the worst swordman, because he doesn't know what he'll do." I think this is the strategic version of that.

    • @e1123581321345589144
      @e1123581321345589144 Před 5 lety +4

      I think that guy had Klingons for generals.

  • @Flexinciple
    @Flexinciple Před 5 lety +839

    8:25
    Caesar: “One last campaign and then we can retire.”
    Dutch: “One last big score Arthur and then we disappear.”

    • @rapax2149
      @rapax2149 Před 5 lety +132

      That legion is gonna run off to Tahiti and grow mangos

    •  Před 5 lety +49

      Like playing civilization or total war late st night. Just one more turn...

    • @yungtoolshed251
      @yungtoolshed251 Před 5 lety +62

      JC: “ I Have a damn PLAN, I just need some legionaries”

    • @stefanodegioia1598
      @stefanodegioia1598 Před 5 lety +40

      @@yungtoolshed251 "HAVE SOME FAITH MY LEGIONARIES!"

    • @elgodfatherchristian
      @elgodfatherchristian Před 5 lety +2

      this shity made me ugly laugh lol

  • @pepela8214
    @pepela8214 Před 5 lety +154

    Flute man: **ILLUSION 100**

  • @T33K3SS3LCH3N
    @T33K3SS3LCH3N Před 5 lety +213

    3:30 damn Pharnaces is such a genius, he's totally playing the meta game
    5:20 wait what

  • @DBT57
    @DBT57 Před 5 lety +541

    "Africa, I have hold of you now!"
    I'm gonna use this every time I trip and fall to the ground.

    • @russianbear7832
      @russianbear7832 Před 5 lety +28

      DBT57 And I’ll say “Nailed it” when you do.

    • @justinnnnnn5676
      @justinnnnnn5676 Před 5 lety +36

      In that case, I'd be saying "Stairs, I have hold of you now!"

    • @Albukhshi
      @Albukhshi Před 4 lety +9

      And in mine: "rock ledge 100 feet off the ground, I have hold of you now!", when I fall trying to reach a cliff-forming unit for my research
      or "derrick, I have hold of you now!" when I'm making money to pay for my research XD

    • @lordfatcock
      @lordfatcock Před 4 lety +10

      Shoelaces, I have hold of you now!

    • @pandaman2234
      @pandaman2234 Před 4 lety +7

      After watching this I watched another video where apparently William the Conqueror did the exact same thing when falling of the boat after landing in England lol.

  • @s.sbathtub6702
    @s.sbathtub6702 Před 5 lety +497

    “There we have a Scipio now it’s cancelled out”

    • @skeletonrowdie1768
      @skeletonrowdie1768 Před 5 lety +60

      balance is restored

    • @Buford-kz7ky
      @Buford-kz7ky Před 5 lety +56

      S.S Bathtub “Perfectly balanced, as all things should be”

    • @Free_Palestine_419
      @Free_Palestine_419 Před 4 lety +8

      Pompeins: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!! What do we do now that prophecy was our one true advantage!!!

  • @qnteban
    @qnteban Před 4 lety +534

    People in Rome: You cant win cuz of a prophecy!
    Caesar: Prophecy cancelled out lets go!

  • @Taskandpurpose
    @Taskandpurpose Před 3 lety +743

    you're conquering youtube like Caesar conquered Gual

  • @michele3296
    @michele3296 Před 5 lety +269

    Legends say the bull is still running for freedom

  • @turmunhkganba1705
    @turmunhkganba1705 Před 5 lety +687

    Who needs sleep when Historia Civilis uploads

    • @KittycatKye
      @KittycatKye Před 5 lety +11

      Sleep is for the weak.

    • @JohnWalterGates
      @JohnWalterGates Před 5 lety

      You, sleep please

    • @willbuck7952
      @willbuck7952 Před 4 lety +1

      Not me. It's 3:12am. I'm binging on Historia Civilis since 11:00pm.

    • @zacharythorpe8764
      @zacharythorpe8764 Před 5 měsíci

      For real. If this guy knew how many hours I've spent rewatching his videos 😂

  • @GyaroMaguus
    @GyaroMaguus Před 5 lety +322

    0:26 While Caesar was "busy" in Egypt *wink* *wink*

  • @cd-zw2tt
    @cd-zw2tt Před 2 lety +39

    "One imagines the smile fading from Caesar's face."
    Thank you, Historia Civilis, for your cinematic but factual recounting of these stories that otherwise would be lost to history.

  • @fnorgen
    @fnorgen Před 5 lety +407

    Makes me wonder how scary it must have been to stand opposite to Caesars unruly veteran legions.
    These old grizzled bastards, covered in scars and hungry for their final victory, come at you like a pack of starving wolves. One of them looks right at you.He's got more battles under his belt than teeth in his mouth, and his single remaining eye prophetically pierces you with a gaze of bloody murder, as though every breath you draw is a personal insult to him.
    For a moment, you wish you were back on board your father's leaky fishing boat, pulling in another disappointing catch, before you raise your shield and steel yourself for the inevitable impact.
    Takes some guts to hold the line.

    • @lamegliogioventu
      @lamegliogioventu Před 4 lety +33

      now this is what I call Poetry

    • @wisp6826
      @wisp6826 Před 4 lety +44

      His legions were incredibly experienced. It's a level unseen since Hannibal. These guys were the kind to fight until job is done. They were so used to perspective of wining or being killed, leaving the battlefield in their mind wasn't an option.

    • @madwolf0966
      @madwolf0966 Před 4 lety +14

      It's probably like a veteran unit breaking the veteran's limit in a video game.

    • @Artix902
      @Artix902 Před 4 lety +1

      Globals vs Silvers

  • @k.s.m.1197
    @k.s.m.1197 Před 5 lety +520

    Not his year
    Cato
    46 b.c.

  • @dmoney715jd
    @dmoney715jd Před 5 lety +194

    You should make a video on the Numidian cavalry. These dudes show up everywhere for a long stretch of history.

  • @SurvivorMaster
    @SurvivorMaster Před 2 lety +57

    Labinus, taunting while winning the battle: "When I left you I was but the learner, now I am the master!"

    • @eldorados_lost_searcher
      @eldorados_lost_searcher Před 2 lety +11

      Random Centurion of the Tenth: "Master this, you knob!" Throws a javelin, kills Labienus' horse.

    • @elmascapo6588
      @elmascapo6588 Před 2 lety +3

      * gets his army killed like paper, twice

  • @htf5555
    @htf5555 Před 5 lety +256

    *_"STAHP!"_*
    - Gaivs Ivlivs Cæsar, 47 B.C.

  • @williamjoyce4313
    @williamjoyce4313 Před 5 lety +69

    I'm gonna play this at quarter speed so I can savor it

  • @hannesproductions4302
    @hannesproductions4302 Před 5 lety +195

    “I came, I saw, I came, I saw
    I praise the Lord, then break the law
    I take what's mine, then take some more
    It rains, it pours, it rains, it pours.” - Cæsar when asked about the battle of Zela

    • @user-mh9zu6vt1x
      @user-mh9zu6vt1x Před 5 lety

      I cant laugh no more popo dont do this to me

    • @kevray
      @kevray Před 5 lety +20

      Except he praised the gods not the lord

    • @imnotchilla9482
      @imnotchilla9482 Před 5 lety +2

      kinda like in spain, it rains it pours

  • @astral9138
    @astral9138 Před 5 lety +80

    I think William The conqueror did the same when he slipped and fell on the ground and stand up grasp a handful of soil and shouted ''England is ours!''
    I think this is a coincidence

    • @jameskirk1161
      @jameskirk1161 Před 5 lety +13

      Luke Ferrer, Patton did it too when he crosses the Rhine River but he didn’t fall on accident he just got on his knees

    • @willkp50
      @willkp50 Před 3 lety +5

      @@jameskirk1161 it happens pretty frequently. Edward III did so when he landed in France, as did Henry Tudor when he landed in Wales

    • @J-IFWBR
      @J-IFWBR Před 3 lety +2

      i am not to sure but i can definately immagine William the conquerer beein well educated on roman history. Or maybe just the chronist who later on wrote the story of Williams conquest.
      Sure it could be pure coincidence but i tend to think we often underestimate the education medival rulers and scribes had.

    • @gmat5046
      @gmat5046 Před 2 lety

      Or the grand Daddy of all memes.

    • @gmat5046
      @gmat5046 Před 2 lety

      Invoked trope. Or meme.

  • @redacted3557
    @redacted3557 Před 5 lety +173

    When a bull outsmarts the people who conquered most of the known world...

    • @austenbin4068
      @austenbin4068 Před 5 lety +22

      Good thing it wasn't an Emu or they might have lost the entire Empire!

    • @rdf4315
      @rdf4315 Před 5 lety +1

      @@austenbin4068 ikr the emu are overpowered as fuck not even modern weapons could beat them, if they ever decided to take over, humanity maybe force to use nukes just to stop them.

    • @incendiarybullet3516
      @incendiarybullet3516 Před 5 lety +2

      IQ: 1,000,000+

  • @kaselier1116
    @kaselier1116 Před 5 lety +332

    What happened to the international sign for war elephant?

    • @Wallyworld30
      @Wallyworld30 Před 5 lety +74

      Looks like he picked the war elephant graphic from Roman City ceremonies over his International symbol. He probably did this as a stylistic choice since it looks cooler to see an actual elephant instead of another square with a symbol.

    • @Macieks300
      @Macieks300 Před 5 lety +4

      what does it look like?

    • @Wallyworld30
      @Wallyworld30 Před 5 lety +47

      @@Macieks300 It was just something HC made up for a battle. It was a square with elephant tusks.

    • @Macieks300
      @Macieks300 Před 5 lety +2

      @@Wallyworld30 what does the international symbol look like though because I can't find it

    • @ramjb
      @ramjb Před 5 lety +35

      @@Macieks300 it's not international. That was a joke. In the Battle of Zama video there were elephants and let's say the video did a very creative thing to represent them with a symbol ;). Watch that clip, you'll understand immediately ;).

  • @whydoyougottahavthis
    @whydoyougottahavthis Před 2 lety +22

    I must admit, I had never heard that Ceasar suffered from seizures, my degree isn't specific to this era but my fascination is and I had never read that until stated in this video, and I was diagnosed with epilepsy a couple years ago when I began having seizures, hearing that Ceasar suffered from them too and became so accomplished actually cheered me up from depression (by a lot more than I'll admit to)

  • @graham1034
    @graham1034 Před 5 lety +82

    These battles are often overlooked in Roman history. We usually just hear, in great detail, about Caesar's conquests in Gaul (battle of Alesia FTW), the Pompaian civil war and then his death. I never knew of the origin of his famous "veni vidi vici".
    This channel is by far my favourite channel regarding Roman history. Please keep up the amazing work. Also, just want to say that without the defection of Labienus, Caesar would have cleaned up.

  • @R3GARnator
    @R3GARnator Před 5 lety +122

    Between the taunting, and the hunger, I can see how they'd go into a killing frenzy.

    • @johndominicamabile
      @johndominicamabile Před 5 lety +7

      Many of the people Caeser had pardoned from earlier battles, who were told to not fight him again, fought him again at Thapsus.

    • @cristianvillanueva8782
      @cristianvillanueva8782 Před 5 lety

      What is this? Here i thought i was the only one.

  • @totalwartimelapses6359
    @totalwartimelapses6359 Před 5 lety +769

    HC please never stop using that intro music it always fits the mode of your videos

    • @jacobhamselv
      @jacobhamselv Před 5 lety +18

      You should see the vids of the music used by HC. Comments is nothing but tributes and quotes

    • @bottomtext
      @bottomtext Před 5 lety +2

      @@jacobhamselv where can I find it?

    • @flaviusaetius5701
      @flaviusaetius5701 Před 5 lety +1

      @@bottomtext yea where qq

    • @computo2000
      @computo2000 Před 5 lety

      The one that only lasts 5 seconds? It's more than fine anyway.

    • @James33498
      @James33498 Před 5 lety +7

      And outro.

  • @mememachine1548
    @mememachine1548 Před 3 lety +24

    "...Before the Roman Camp could respond, the Numidian Cavalry slipped away"
    Roman Legion: *Angerly Spinning*

  • @PuffTheMagicHobo
    @PuffTheMagicHobo Před 4 lety +69

    That battle that Caesar “lost” in itself is one of Caesar and his legion’s greatest feats. Sure what got them in that position wasn’t good but any other general loses that’s

  • @DarkFilmDirector
    @DarkFilmDirector Před 5 lety +160

    "We now both have Scipios...
    Prophecy cancelled out!" XD

    • @russianbear7832
      @russianbear7832 Před 5 lety +17

      DMC12Gauge “Oh, so you’re saying that anybody from this family is can't be defeated? I'll just take some random cousin from that same family and put it in my team.”

  • @juzao1000
    @juzao1000 Před 5 lety +149

    Supporting this guy on Patreon was definitely a great decision

    • @MrSupergingerman
      @MrSupergingerman Před 5 lety +6

      Yeah he's the first and only channel I've supported in patreon so far and it's so extremely worth it. Unquestionably my favorite channel on CZcams!

  • @wifi_is_gone7283
    @wifi_is_gone7283 Před 3 lety +17

    I swear, every time a big battle with elephants happens they end up panicking and destroying their own line

  • @protonjones54
    @protonjones54 Před 5 lety +42

    Watching the dynamic between Labienus and Caesar play out is one of the most interesting parts of this whole time period. I find both characters very fascinating, it's like the perfect rivalry. Gonna be a real sad day when I finally see who plots first :(

  • @simplefolk8991
    @simplefolk8991 Před 5 lety +261

    Bull IQ of 1 million? Believable.

    • @BruceStephensonspycer
      @BruceStephensonspycer Před 5 lety +66

      Bull-ievable.

    • @romaliop
      @romaliop Před 5 lety +11

      Here's a little secret about IQ tests: you can get whatever value for whatever creature you want by just choosing the right parameters for the distribution.

    • @Nate-dv5dp
      @Nate-dv5dp Před 5 lety +9

      Also known as the FREE-EST bull who ever lived! 😁

    • @felizramirez7788
      @felizramirez7788 Před 5 lety +1

      It got all "turnt up" lmao

    • @simplefolk8991
      @simplefolk8991 Před 5 lety +2

      @@romaliop Yeah man, the parameters have the sample population to be the bull and its 4 captors. Clearly the bull has an IQ of 1 million relative to those 4 human captors.

  • @HistoryTime
    @HistoryTime Před 5 lety +691

    I truly hope you keep making these works of art and carry on well into the age of Hadrian and Trajan !

    • @DeFrostkill
      @DeFrostkill Před 5 lety +42

      Perhaps all the way to 1453!

    • @Navak_
      @Navak_ Před 5 lety +44

      @@DeFrostkill Nah the story gets too depressing after Marcus Aurelius, I don't even want to hear it.

    • @emperorbartu2414
      @emperorbartu2414 Před 5 lety +2

      That would be so great if he did that

    • @emperorbartu2414
      @emperorbartu2414 Před 5 lety +1

      @@DeFrostkill hahahah i hope so

    • @arthurrebello919
      @arthurrebello919 Před 5 lety +9

      @@Navak_ He can end in Marco Aurelius. In my opnion there is no Rome afterwards, only abominations using its corpse.

  • @shaokhanwins1037
    @shaokhanwins1037 Před 5 lety +61

    Seasoned Veteran: ok one last campaign
    Elephant Foot: I'm about to end this man's whole career

    • @adrien5814
      @adrien5814 Před 3 lety +5

      When will people understand that written memes such as this one are just not funny...

    • @johnythepvpgod1470
      @johnythepvpgod1470 Před 2 lety +1

      @@adrien5814 I'm fed up with those jokes

  • @AntiNihilist
    @AntiNihilist Před rokem +15

    17:40 lol he says Caesar's reputation was tarnished while I'm in awe at how he survived what should've been an overwhelmingly deadly situation. This is the most impressive skirmish survival on this channel that Caesar achieved.
    With Caesar, the only loss could be from his death, as long as he lived then victory was just slightly delayed.

    • @elvisfifo
      @elvisfifo Před 2 měsíci

      His legions charging in both directions was genius

  • @LOLquendoTV
    @LOLquendoTV Před 5 lety +203

    Always wonder why youre gone that long, then you come out with an awesome 30 min long video and I remember why :)

  • @victortisme
    @victortisme Před 5 lety +429

    Why did you not keep your wonderful war elephant symbol?? =(

    • @derhundchen
      @derhundchen Před 5 lety +111

      We the people of Historia Civilis would like to know...

    • @aeiou75
      @aeiou75 Před 5 lety +110

      Good question. Petition to bring the war elephant symbol back??

    • @dragonforks93
      @dragonforks93 Před 5 lety +18

      @@aeiou75 I for one, would sign that petition

    • @pez4
      @pez4 Před 5 lety +28

      It's the will of the people to bring the war elephant symbol back!!!

    • @yochaiwyss3843
      @yochaiwyss3843 Před 5 lety +22

      @@pez4 Gather a Quorum, the Senate and People of Historia Civils shall vote on the matter!

  • @Reach1335
    @Reach1335 Před 4 lety +24

    _Scipio's Line exists..._
    Caesar Vets: "Weakness detected, Attack!"

  • @bagatovhatarata8819
    @bagatovhatarata8819 Před 3 lety +9

    "....Guys?"
    - Ceasar
    Love the low key comedy under the facts man, keep it up

  • @Ides385
    @Ides385 Před 5 lety +173

    Seems like everytime elephants are involved it led to chaos and the owners losing.

    • @shorewall
      @shorewall Před 5 lety +17

      I heard that the best use of elephants was as anti-cavalry. There was a battle where one cavalry won and chased off the other side's, but when they came back to help, the enemy elephants were lined up in the way to block them, and the horses wouldn't go near. So the other side managed to win.
      Also, putting the elephants on the flanks to keep them away from your own troops, as well as protecting the flanks.

    • @toxicpanda36
      @toxicpanda36 Před 5 lety +42

      Hannibal used them to great effect during the Punic wars. It was mostly the novelty of them that made them so dangerous at first, though the Romans learned how to effectively counter elephants, leading to them becoming more of a liability like we see here.

    • @craigbyrom6646
      @craigbyrom6646 Před 5 lety +2

      @@shorewall the battle of ipsus

    • @danny90099
      @danny90099 Před 5 lety +3

      Even Sauron cant win with elephant

    • @michaelhutson6758
      @michaelhutson6758 Před 5 lety +11

      The thing about elephants is that they're used to being able to trash anything they come across; if something does hurt them (such as that wave of javelins), they don't bear injuries very stoically and will panic and run.
      Elephants are formidable enemies but they can be dealt with: retain enough flexibility in your formation that you can get out of their way, then hamstring them from behind with axes or swords, inflicting a "mobility kill" that neutralizes them.

  • @justinianmakesbyzantiumgre5716

    Rip old elephant symbol. :(

    • @edvard8449
      @edvard8449 Před 5 lety +4

      I think NATO would have enjoyed it

  • @its_drez
    @its_drez Před 5 lety +11

    I always pump myself up when the outro music is about to begin, I just start preparing for amazingness

  • @deakenwylie3819
    @deakenwylie3819 Před 4 lety +28

    5:59 - Thank you. Nice to see Mr. Historia Kiwilis pronounce things correctly. Now I have to watch your videos I have queued up about that Kikero guy...

  • @UpcycleElectronics
    @UpcycleElectronics Před 5 lety +1070

    I came
    I watched
    I liked

  • @tyrannicfool2503
    @tyrannicfool2503 Před 5 lety +287

    It was a difficult choice between Kings and Generals and Historia Civilis, but....... who am I kidding there was no doubt in mind!!

    • @tyrannicfool2503
      @tyrannicfool2503 Před 5 lety +112

      @Scuba26Steve Yeah they are good but nothing can beat the spinning squares!!

    • @fuadsamedzade386
      @fuadsamedzade386 Před 5 lety +13

      DerekGuerrero hahah spinning squares

    • @Braila2000
      @Braila2000 Před 5 lety +12

      K&G videos on Caesar campaign are better described. For someone who read many books about the big guy, i can say that HistoriaCivilis videos have errors. Plus, K&G have better graphics wich helps alot in better understanding of the tactics and strategy

    • @gard86
      @gard86 Před 5 lety +8

      @@Braila2000 Hehe, you're funny :)

    • @nemlas85
      @nemlas85 Před 5 lety +24

      @@Braila2000 I wouldn't talk about errors so lightheartedly, usually there are conflicting sources, or some are just conflicting with common sense.

  • @sdcrocks
    @sdcrocks Před 3 lety +9

    He doesn't get enough credit for the humor he adds to these brilliant videos, the subtle "Nailed it" speech bubble after the trip is pure gold! 🤣🤣

  • @battleangel9393
    @battleangel9393 Před 5 lety +30

    Surviving the Labienus attack shows genius of Caesar ,any other general and they would have been destroyed there .The follow up major battle ,when Caesar lost control shows how lucky he was as well !

  • @ISawABear
    @ISawABear Před 5 lety +385

    welp there goes my morning, in a good way.
    Ave

    • @marsoz_
      @marsoz_ Před 5 lety +7

      ditto for my night
      true to Caesar

    • @sarahheikel
      @sarahheikel Před 5 lety +1

      Elephants in foxhole when?

    • @ISawABear
      @ISawABear Před 5 lety +2

      @@sarahheikel my reputation proceeds me i see.

    • @KittycatKye
      @KittycatKye Před 5 lety +1

      @@ISawABear I love you're videos by the way -A colonial.

    • @the_rare_pape558
      @the_rare_pape558 Před 5 lety +1

      Hey ! I bought foxhole because your videos

  • @aidanbelanger7491
    @aidanbelanger7491 Před 5 lety +161

    It seems like almost every time war elephants are used they end up killing more of their own army than their enemies

  • @dlo6421
    @dlo6421 Před rokem +7

    I know it probably didn’t happen, but there is a series that describes how labienus got hurt, while he was talking down to the legionnaires, a man from the 10th walked out and demanded to be shown respect as he was not a new recruit, when labienus mocked him, the legionnaire threw his spear at him, killing his horse, and knocking him out of the battle

  • @temper44
    @temper44 Před 4 lety +9

    I was kind of impressed by Scipios ability to match Caesar's manoeuvers on and around the battlefield for so long. Must have been a talented family, those Scipio's.

  • @patrickchang9135
    @patrickchang9135 Před 5 lety +128

    I think at this point, Caesar is definitely using cheat codes

    • @soimminionaaa9244
      @soimminionaaa9244 Před 5 lety

      @Alexis Hazel DeSilva Jesus isn't god. God was there before jesus

    • @AlphaSections
      @AlphaSections Před 5 lety +2

      @@FSBMateus This cheat codes are hilarious, but seriously Varus gimme mah legions.

    • @soimminionaaa9244
      @soimminionaaa9244 Před 5 lety

      @Alexis Hazel DeSilva I know, but you said that god wasn't there because Jesus wasn't born yet...

    • @Navak_
      @Navak_ Před 5 lety

      Pretty funny how the ancient equivalent of hackusations was to attribute divine interference.
      And it was a good thing.

    • @Saeronor
      @Saeronor Před 5 lety +2

      He actually overused them and definitely screwed something up. Imagine typing lerooooyjulius into a console or accidentally setting Ferocity stat of his legions to 10.

  • @Jabberdau
    @Jabberdau Před 5 lety +60

    "Caesar its time to stop playing Civ and do your duties"
    "No! Just one more campaign..PLEASEE?"
    "Well okay then..."

  • @cheekybum1513
    @cheekybum1513 Před 3 lety +11

    Caesar to the Mutineers: “ONE MORE SCORE!”

  • @brucescott8382
    @brucescott8382 Před 4 lety +22

    Actually the battle at Thapsus was started by Asterix and Obelix

  • @AfterSunsets
    @AfterSunsets Před 5 lety +68

    I found the soldiers growing disregard for Caesars orders fascinating. Their loyalty and discipline seemed to slowly break down towards the end.

    • @eldorados_lost_searcher
      @eldorados_lost_searcher Před 5 lety +48

      They were tired, anxious to get the campaign over with so they could get on with retirement, and in no mood to have to fight the same opponents all over again. Not saying that they were right, just pointing out their reasons for letting their bloodlust overtake their discipline.

    • @tajrasti
      @tajrasti Před 5 lety +8

      That's the difference between volunteering and duty. They weren't obligated to join the campaign.

    • @shorewall
      @shorewall Před 5 lety +42

      Even Alexander the Great's troops rebelled when he wanted to keep going into India. Eventually soldiers get tired and want to go home.

    •  Před 5 lety +1

      One thing that didn’t beak down was their skill.

    • @fidgetwidget9116
      @fidgetwidget9116 Před 5 lety

      Shorewall then he punished his army by marching into the Dessert and Plenty men died.

  • @giovanni-cx5fb
    @giovanni-cx5fb Před 5 lety +30

    "STAHP!"
    -Caius Julius Caesar, 47 B.C.

  • @settekwan2708
    @settekwan2708 Před 5 lety +44

    By any chance you would cover the Spartacus revolt Civilis ?

  • @Vienna3080
    @Vienna3080 Před 5 lety +40

    Ceaser is like that dad that yells at you and abuses you but he still gives you hugs kisses and buys you stuff

  • @papyrustrousle4339
    @papyrustrousle4339 Před 5 lety +81

    Man what a life. After surviving all these crazy situations, to die like that, trully ironic

  • @marinhanser2911
    @marinhanser2911 Před 5 lety +39

    This has to be the best series

  • @profgandoor2030
    @profgandoor2030 Před 5 lety +18

    *Leaned* into the advantage, get it? Get it?
    I’ll show myself out.

  • @mechakitsune
    @mechakitsune Před 5 lety +1

    There are few channels whose new uploads I will watch at my first opportunity. This is the only one I set new videos aside from, until they can be given my full attention. The expertise and energy brought to each of these videos is an absolute joy to witness. Thank you for doing what you do. Please keep up the amazing work!

  • @Drew1011x
    @Drew1011x Před 5 lety +76

    This is objectively the best channel on CZcams

  • @imaginationland474
    @imaginationland474 Před 5 lety +580

    me: Wow new Historia Civilis vid, time to grab pizza
    vid: Cato disemboweled himself with his bare hands
    me: .................

  • @yuripantyhose4973
    @yuripantyhose4973 Před 4 lety +3

    Geez I find myself rewatching your videos over and over, its like watching the history channel 20 years ago when it was good. Thank you so much for your hard work.

  • @m1ni26
    @m1ni26 Před 5 lety +7

    Excellent work as always, been wonderful following this all the way through. Already dying for the next!

  • @redacted3557
    @redacted3557 Před 5 lety +119

    Caesar is like that one main character who always screws up but comes out on top...with a little military skill.

    • @franzluggin398
      @franzluggin398 Před 5 lety +19

      Caesar OP, plz nerf!

    • @fatihsaidduran
      @fatihsaidduran Před 5 lety +10

      His legions are OP

    • @lkcdarzadix6216
      @lkcdarzadix6216 Před 5 lety +1

      Caesar has a huge administrative skill than

    • @Wallyworld30
      @Wallyworld30 Před 5 lety +10

      Nah, what your suggesting is he was a lucky buffoon when in reality he was lucky and brilliant.

    • @redacted3557
      @redacted3557 Před 5 lety +4

      Marty Moose Caesar was brilliant, I was cracking a joke. Chill.

  • @tyrannicfool2503
    @tyrannicfool2503 Před 5 lety +109

    Are we going to get a video dedicated to how Marc Antony always screwed things up?

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 Před 5 lety +19

      Or several.

    • @tyrannicfool2503
      @tyrannicfool2503 Před 5 lety +11

      @@merrittanimation7721 Hopefully

    • @Badosureinhardt
      @Badosureinhardt Před 5 lety +4

      To be fair, he did great on Alesia.

    • @tyrannicfool2503
      @tyrannicfool2503 Před 5 lety +5

      @@Badosureinhardt That is actually the main reason I want a video dedicated for him, we know he was very competent at times so I am curious what is Historia Civilis talking about,

    • @sarasamaletdin4574
      @sarasamaletdin4574 Před 5 lety +10

      DerekGuerrero, when Caesar was in Egypt and elsewhere in this video’s time period Antonius was in charge of Italy and doing a bad job of it, many people were very unhappy with him (the legion rebelling was just tip of the iceberg) it ruined Caesar’s relationship with him. Many historians think prior to this Antonius was Caesar’s heir but even though they made up later Caesar has changed his will.
      And Antonius did very poorly in Parthia. And while Philippi was a victory it wasn’t very well executed (even if he was best general of the four in the battle) and his politics in Italy (his wife and brother unsuccessfully rebelled against Octavian and he most likely was agreeing with this) and in general how he handeled his publicity in Egypt and the battle of Aticum look bad. Antonius never really was that good by himself on top even though he could work well with under Caesar if it was a battlefield.

  • @ANWRocketMan
    @ANWRocketMan Před 5 lety +1

    I get so excited every time a new video of yours is uploaded. I have to rewatch your entire channel at least once a year.

  • @DaseinTorres
    @DaseinTorres Před 5 lety +6

    My neighbors must have heard me busting up laughing at the line, "the freest bull that ever lived." Amazing content! Well done

  • @pedrohnsouza
    @pedrohnsouza Před 5 lety +111

    10:08 William the Conqueror, the first meme stealer

    • @floriank.4200
      @floriank.4200 Před 5 lety +8

      Haha true! I wonder whether he knew that the same thing had happened to Caesar before him.

    • @rethla
      @rethla Před 5 lety +8

      @Ivan RicañaI assume he could understand spoken language so the legend of Caesar was most likely known to him.

    • @gustavosanabio473
      @gustavosanabio473 Před 5 lety

      Man I got really sad when I heard this because that maybe means the William story or the Caesar story is bullshit

  • @DanielWW2
    @DanielWW2 Před 5 lety +40

    So basically a Cato flees to North Africa, raises armies, enlists a Scipio as his general, brings Numidian cavalry as reinforcements and faces of against Roman legions?
    Am I the only one seeing the whole Punic wars and Cato the Elder "Carthage should be destroyed" thing here? :P

    • @toxicpanda36
      @toxicpanda36 Před 5 lety +2

      The irony.

    • @savvageorge
      @savvageorge Před 5 lety +1

      People in Carthage must have liked Cato for him to have been able to seek refuge there. It could be propaganda but their are a lot of stories that say Carthage was doing regular human sacrifices and baby killings before Romans arrived.

    • @Sealdeam
      @Sealdeam Před 5 lety +1

      @@savvageorge After Carthage was destroyed it stayed as a deserted ruin for a while but the roman themselves refounded it and brought settlers from other parts, if Carthage was already again an inhabited settlement at this moment (I do not remember the date of its reconstruction), most of those people would had not direct conection with the semitic population that once was the mortal enemy of Rome; the human sacrifice thing seems to be mostly propaganda but the Carthaginians were harsh masters, pretty much in the vein of older eastern civilizations (of which they were descedants of) so I would asume that most of their subjects were not exactly sad to see their overlord destroyed so the people of Utica probably would had not had much resentment against Cato even if his ancestor was one of the most vocal proponents of the utter destruction of Carthage.

    • @PeterJavi
      @PeterJavi Před 5 lety +1

      @@savvageorge There have been excavations done near Carthage which strongly suggest there have been regular child sacrifices in that time period.

    • @PeterJavi
      @PeterJavi Před 5 lety

      @@Sealdeam Surprisingly, it was Caesar himself who rebuilt the city in 49 BC (which means he probably told a few architects to go wild), but Rome had settled the area before in 122 BC

  • @davideaston6944
    @davideaston6944 Před 3 lety +6

    I love following these stories; I'm watching for the first time the HBO series "Rome", at the same time as I go through these videos. Makes for a very cool collaboration and way better insight into the drama of the show. (For example, S01E08 opens with a dead elephant and the end of the aftermath of the Thapsus campaign; we skipped from Caesar holding a son high in Alexandria at the end of the last episode, to that. Your videos fill in the timeline between these events, explaining how we get to this point - exposition not covered by the TV show.)
    Awesome work; thanks!