@@omarelabeidi5567 theres easy ways to, lie detectors to my knowledge measure your heart rate and body temperature, so just dont get nervous when lying
@@Fashionnista_ they don't work, the polygraph test being peddled to detect lies is a very steep, old lie. Back in 2016, looking a how various sections of the brain act up in certain orders can more accurately predict when somebody's lying by shit loads. So that "lie detector" John's gonna go to Hell by his own confession by projection. Meowmeowwwoowww3313 also added some additional points when they brought up how easily polygraphs can be manipulated by the tested by slowing there breathing and staying still with a open posture. I knew a few dudes who took xanax to pass them.
@randam69420 I have accepted him, but in the video, it says that anyone who lies or has lied, big or small, ever in their lives, is going to hell. By that logic, everyone on planet Earth is going to hell.
But he didn't lie? The test said he didn't EDIT: Okay, I get the joke, you can stop trying to start arguments with me. I was confused about the joke because of the poor setup, and yes, I was actually confused, so don't ty to start an argument about that, either.
U are loved by God And he cares about u so much and wants u to turn to him today so that he can make miracles and Blessings happen? God loves u and the world so much that He sent his only son Jesus Christ to Die on the cross so that we could Have a relationship with him and not have to sacrifice anything and we can inherit Heaven and be forgiven for our sins and repent those sins? God has a plan for u and wants it to happen turn to him and he’ll change ur life in a better way than u could ever imagine He’s helped me with many things and will do the same to u Just turn to Him and he will give u rest and will protect u Because he wants to save u and give you his kingdom of Heaven because He loves and cares about u and died for u so that u wouldn’t have to go to Hell. God bless you and have a good Day❤️✝️🙏Accept Jesus as your lord and savior and be saved repent ur sins But it’s ur choice to make but Jesus is coming soon but it’s all ur choice to make God bless
@@lisettt9696 U are loved by God And he cares about u so much and wants u to turn to him today so that he can make miracles and Blessings happen? God loves u and the world so much that He sent his only son Jesus Christ to Die on the cross so that we could Have a relationship with him and not have to sacrifice anything and we can inherit Heaven and be forgiven for our sins and repent those sins? God has a plan for u and wants it to happen turn to him and he’ll change ur life in a better way than u could ever imagine He’s helped me with many things and will do the same to u Just turn to Him and he will give u rest and will protect u Because he wants to save u and give you his kingdom of Heaven because He loves and cares about u and died for u so that u wouldn’t have to go to Hell. God bless you and have a good Day❤️✝️🙏Accept Jesus as your lord and savior and be saved repent ur sins But it’s ur choice to make but Jesus is coming soon but it’s all ur choice to make God bless
Good sweet Lord. I can think a girl is cute and it doesn't have to mean I'm gay. All we know for certain from this tiny edited interaction is, "Liars go to Hell."
Imagine everyone died and it’s just john and jesus in heaven 😭 “now what” Edit: …there is one Christian getting angry at a joke and people going nuts in the replies…im losing braincells
Lie detectors run off heart rate so if I asked a question and your heart rate went up then it would say false and he was so calm that everything said true
"Liars go to hell" that is the most terrifying line i've ever heard 💀 Edit: "whoever giving me a like, then i shall give them a free bike" Sike your not getting a bike over a like
“john do you think im cute?”
*yes 😐*
🤔
Yeah he says it
:)
☺
BRO I MADE IT THE PERFECT 2.5k LIKESSSS!
Airrack:" do you think I'm cute"
John "yes"
John: "cute for trying to challenge me"
Lmao
Lol
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
@@epicness9391 oooh
@Ploffy lala
Why is john the most wholesome depressing guy😂
He is SQUIDWARD 2.0
What do u expect from a guy that never lies in today's world
Yo give me a slice of pizza I am subscribed
btw he fakes his videos
@@pxpsiperson of course he does....there is no such thing as a lie detector
I like how it says “Get a bachelors degree”
-Eric in 1/2 second: Done.
No it’s cuz he already got a bachelors degree when he was younger
@@thelucaschannel1008 oh ok thank you i didnt know
Airrack: Am I cute?
John: *Sweats Firmly
John: Yes
Am I*
@@carnageyj9397 am*
I too firmly sweat
@@RedM4fia am I*
@@Jwasnttaken am i gay*
This guy never lies, he’s a legend.
He never lies
He probably found out a way to manipulate the Lie detector
@@omarelabeidi5567 He didn’t even hook it up, bro.
Hes face 😐
@@omarelabeidi5567 theres easy ways to, lie detectors to my knowledge measure your heart rate and body temperature, so just dont get nervous when lying
There is a reason lie detectors aren’t used in court.
And why is that
@@Fashionnista_ they can be easily munipulated by the tested by slowing there breathing and staying still with a open posture
@@Fashionnista_ they don't work, the polygraph test being peddled to detect lies is a very steep, old lie.
Back in 2016, looking a how various sections of the brain act up in certain orders can more accurately predict when somebody's lying by shit loads.
So that "lie detector" John's gonna go to Hell by his own confession by projection.
Meowmeowwwoowww3313 also added some additional points when they brought up how easily polygraphs can be manipulated by the tested by slowing there breathing and staying still with a open posture.
I knew a few dudes who took xanax to pass them.
@@mewwerralso ur bound to be nervous in court so it would always say ur lying
true@@zxzizza3378
Trustworthy humans is always nice.
Unlike airrack
I feel like he has trained his soul to leave his body every time he is in one of these positions
Yeah
Veshremy brother
The G is GG
Like win
This sounds like an anime
Bro the dead seriousness in his tone when he said “liars go to hell” activated my fight or flight responses
ongggg bro
And you decided to fly
@@hhdhdsdnnd8761 indeed I’m not fuckin with that guy
@@Everett172 true
SAME HELPP
John understands the lie detector physics so he can lie
This man fits the world lads largest pizza in to every vid
Why he sound so depressed though like he’s being forced to do this or something?! 😂
@minebossplays nice explanation!
@minebossplays yeah lie detecters are extremly inaccurate
I did not mean to dislike I'm sorry
@@ducksongfans not all lie detectors
@@ireneflores1908 lol
"Liars go to hell"
The people who have lied infront of him: haha, im in danger
@@christina3058 tru
I’ll see you in hell I laugh when people die in horror movies so already know I’m going to hell
Whelp-
"I'm going to heaven!"
"Wait- this is not the way to Heaven-"
:)
@@ink_70xins81 I don’t rly do that except in the original scream he was clumsy
@@christina3058 god doesn’t exist five year old
“ *pEleGrAhPHyYY ClaSsSssSsss* ” best line ever 😂
John got violated 😂
“Liars go to hell”
That is literally HIS line. No matter who says it, I will always think of him.
Fr
even though its not true :/
“John, the lie detector”
*ah yes, a person, an object*
I'm actually a toaster, people call me "Calvin, the toaster".
@@calvinwade6859 They all call me
Reagan, The Female
@@reagyman405 im a human, people call me "The Human"
@@calvinwade6859 I presume you're pronouns are the same as mine? toaster/toaster?
@@cubxfy Yes they are
John: Liars go to hell
Well I guess I'll be seeing everyone there
See ya soon
just accept christ as your savior and you wont be there
@randam69420 I have accepted him, but in the video, it says that anyone who lies or has lied, big or small, ever in their lives, is going to hell. By that logic, everyone on planet Earth is going to hell.
@@A_Sleepy_Dango unless you die instantly when your born…
@@A_Sleepy_Dango wait but if a baby dies instantly where does it go
bro did all this so john can tell him he is cute
"John do you think im cute”
John: 🔪 😳 …..yes
Loll
1.3k likes but 1 comment nah we need more
@@aravindchandran1762 fax
💀
John Wayne Gacy
''John do you think Im cute" YES, (Exhales In relief)
Edit: I came back after 11 months and WHAT
Hi
Y
Lol
How are these "only for fans over 18 years old" accounts not banned
Bruh
When John sees the part where he says “look at that face” bros gonna rage
Lie detectors don't exist, he just reads the beats of your heart and how your face muscles move to see if your lying which is unreliable.
you can just tell when airrack said “do you think i am cute” john got so pissed
So true 🤣🤣🤣
Lol
Airrack: “Do you think I’m cute?
John: “Yes”
Also John: “Liars go to hell”
But he didn't lie? The test said he didn't
EDIT: Okay, I get the joke, you can stop trying to start arguments with me. I was confused about the joke because of the poor setup, and yes, I was actually confused, so don't ty to start an argument about that, either.
@@justapers0n913 it's a joke chill
@Liam M yeah it was a joke
Yeah lol
@@theogsa5371 what was a joke? I was asking a question-
His face: *I hate my job*
Also it got me when he said “Is he even trustworthy? I mean, look at his face!”
“You’re alright buddy? “ 😂😂
To avoid a lie detector is just basically become a no feeling person, think nothing and stay clam breathe normally
or be the most erratic ever so that the results are inadmissible
@@AcridDragoon yes
So just be myself 😂
@@jackwilliameverett2396 so ur emo?
@@PewDiePieIsBuff that doesn’t make me emo 😂
"I mean LOOK AT HIS FACE" got me dead 🤣🤣
😂 me too bruh
Same
he looks so sad 😭😭
daddy
yeah
I better get my slice
‘’John do u think i’m ugly?’’
Yes…
"Get a bachelor's degree."
_"done."_
The flash in college
U are loved by God And he cares about u so much and wants u to turn to him today so that he can make miracles and Blessings happen? God loves u and the world so much that He sent his only son Jesus Christ to Die on the cross so that we could Have a relationship with him and not have to sacrifice anything and we can inherit Heaven and be forgiven for our sins and repent those sins? God has a plan for u and wants it to happen turn to him and he’ll change ur life in a better way than u could ever imagine He’s helped me with many things and will do the same to u Just turn to Him and he will give u rest and will protect u Because he wants to save u and give you his kingdom of Heaven because He loves and cares about u and died for u so that u wouldn’t have to go to Hell. God bless you and have a good Day❤️✝️🙏Accept Jesus as your lord and savior and be saved repent ur sins But it’s ur choice to make but Jesus is coming soon but it’s all ur choice to make God bless
@@lisettt9696 U are loved by God And he cares about u so much and wants u to turn to him today so that he can make miracles and Blessings happen? God loves u and the world so much that He sent his only son Jesus Christ to Die on the cross so that we could Have a relationship with him and not have to sacrifice anything and we can inherit Heaven and be forgiven for our sins and repent those sins? God has a plan for u and wants it to happen turn to him and he’ll change ur life in a better way than u could ever imagine He’s helped me with many things and will do the same to u Just turn to Him and he will give u rest and will protect u Because he wants to save u and give you his kingdom of Heaven because He loves and cares about u and died for u so that u wouldn’t have to go to Hell. God bless you and have a good Day❤️✝️🙏Accept Jesus as your lord and savior and be saved repent ur sins But it’s ur choice to make but Jesus is coming soon but it’s all ur choice to make God bless
@@lisettt9696 your mom in college
He might have had one lol
Airrack “do you think I’m cute”
John “yes”
Me hold up that was unexpected
@Samih yatm time to re re re porrrrt
@@SUB-wn5dh You know you could report the bot without having to say anything
This comment sucks
John was simply stating thy factoids,
@@ppbuttocks2015 fr
Bro has the ultimate rizz
"Loog at his face" got me rolling🤣🤣
Airrack: “do u think I’m cute?”
John: “yes”
Yep that's exactly how the video went? Lol
thanks I had no ears this was so helpful
Y’all don’t know what a quote is, y’all are officially labeled as idiots. It’s very rare for me to label someone as an idiot so consider it an honor.
I hate shorts comments, they are so predictable and stupid, u just use " and u have guaranteed 100 likes minimum
@Meguminnnnn!! ok anime pfp
"John are you straight?"
John:"no"
Airrack:"that's true! Oh wait..."
Lol
Good sweet Lord. I can think a girl is cute and it doesn't have to mean I'm gay. All we know for certain from this tiny edited interaction is, "Liars go to Hell."
@@lauriedi1 ok
@@lauriedi1 ok
@@LiebeLeuchten ok
“John, the man that never breaks.”
Bro definitely missed the morning coffee
I love how he’s probably the only lie detector most of us have ever seen because that’s the only guy CZcamsrs call up
Frr thooo
I’ve a woman do it a few times. I guess that’s only if he’s not available
John, have you ever smiled?
“No smilers go to hell”
Liers not smilers🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
@@nicolasseful1941 you got me speechless 🤦♂️
@@Yosef88 what??? sorry but im romanian soo is that god?
@@nicolasseful1941 bro it was a joke
@@Ben99854 my brain hurts🤕🤕🤕
That Amazon listing was an oscilloscope
“Look at his face” 💀
that was honestly wholesome when he said “do you think im cute” “yes”
yesss😍
"this is john the most sussiest lie detector in the world"
Cringe
I thought it was funny
Change it to "sussiest"
@@fulldeck537 Shit we got Sherlock Holmes in the Building
@@No-jh2ep I mean they did change it to sussiest
“Liars go to hell” man is to to serious with liars💀
I mean look at his face “EMOTIONAL DAMAGE”
Imagine everyone died and it’s just john and jesus in heaven 😭
“now what”
Edit: …there is one Christian getting angry at a joke and people going nuts in the replies…im losing braincells
Fr, everyone is just a sneaky little pal.
Allah 💜
@@Whanoru yes
@@Whanoru yea
@@Whanoru yes
John looks so serious when he was getting tested
he always looks serious (btw don't click those links over me, they kidnap).
@@catmullah7351 they don't kidnap, they just steal your money, close enough though
he knows how the lie detector works :)
because higher heart beat means that hes lying so hes trying to be as calm as possible
*Looked
How to avoid a lie detector: *"Chill"*
“Look at his face!” Man did ‘em dirty
“Liars go to hell” damn John has no mercy
“No, liars go to hell”
People who lied for Goodness: What are the cost?
Bro literally added his largest pizza promo in every video
The way he said “Step 3 take a polygraphy class”
"Do you think Im cute?"
"Yes"
"AYO WTF"
The most important question......... Am I cute? LMAOOOOOOO
😭🤚🤚
Yeah
@IcyGxvin how many people asked.
current: 0
@IcyGxvin damn i didnt know you was a real person! lemme give you a tip rq... dont fucking self promote.
@IcyGxvin 😐
"Are you wearing Woman's underwear by chance" this kills me😂
John "liars go to hell" hes just ripping off any band aid LOLOL
*John: You dare using my own spell against me!?*
XD
Lol zaddy
8
Ayy detective Conan
Him:”do you think I’m cute?”
John:”yes”
Him:”😯”
If liars go to hell it’s gonna be really crowded
Are we don’t gonna talk about how he said “John are you wearing a women’s underwear” got me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I hope he meant cute as in "oh, look at this cute kid trying to out do me😂
I think he did mean it like that
Yea that's sounds like something he would say 😭😭
Nope, he's trying to leave his nuts hanging out of him
The fact we just ignored how much that lie detector cost🧍♂️
eh it wasnt that much
only 12k quid, dont see how thats alot
It's not much
@@vDSandbox I mean it is a lot but it still just to much
he just inspected element on a random ad of a cheap scope (you can even see the 370 dollars option)
airrack: john do you think im cute
john: yes zaddy *says that but with the no homo pass*
Airrack Giving dollars for the last question , "I am Cute"😂😂
@Patricia--💜 wtf
yes
He never said that he’s never lied. All he said when he was asked that was “liars go to hell”. So you don’t know if he is actually truthful.
He said “no, lairs go to hell.”
He clearly said No first
Yeah I’m aware of that I don’t know what I was thinking when I posted the comment
He’s sad because he thinks he will go to hell
We going to hell people!
"Do you think im cute"
"......... Yes"
Lie dectector knows if s9meone is lying if heart pressure goes up
“Do you think I’m cute”
Him: *well shit*
You don’t have to be gay to appreciate a mans beauty
@@AstrosBashing -Jehtt
@@AstrosBashing true
@@AstrosBashing he never said you have to
pov: john knows that he needs to act a certain way to lie so since he is a professional he knows he needs to act the opposite so it says it’s true
Lie detectors run off heart rate so if I asked a question and your heart rate went up then it would say false and he was so calm that everything said true
@@Sixndmix__ exactly 👌
@@theyheart.briiixoxo 🧠 😂
@@Sixndmix__ I have the biggest brain in the universe 🧠
@@theyheart.briiixoxo yup
💀bro really said Yes with that Frown and Poker face
The real definition of how the table has turned
we can all agree that the last question was definitely the most important
I mean we all now John is out here flirting!
@@beatsbyok9293 fr
yes
"Liars go to hell" that is the most terrifying line i've ever heard 💀
Edit: "whoever giving me a like, then i shall give them a free bike"
Sike your not getting a bike over a like
Ion lie so I’m not scared 🤷♂️
I dont lie that muchhh
It’s true
Just ask for forgiveness and believe in god, don’t commit any other sins, be close to god and you’ll be fine
We are all going to hell
"Is the camera off?"😏
Airrack:u think I’m cute
John:yes😒
The first lie John has ever had recorded is now available to watch “am I cute”
funny nice comment
@@thatswhyididyourmomnpc
@@pips705 I'm the npc?
🤓
@@thatswhyididyourmom I hate the mom jokes . Literally the most cringey thing someone can say
@@heyig7221 someone said a mom joke?
"Look at his face!" John watching this like 😢
Man, he really pulled an uno reverse
"john do you think i am cute?"
john : yes
me : you are the biggest liar !
The way he proudly says
“Yes” is everything for me😂
Now imagine if i lie detect you airrack. The video title would be "I lie detected the detector of the lie detector".
Bro can lie to the detecter
Airrack: "Get a bachelor's degree"
Also Airrack one second later: "Done"
"John do you think I'm cute?"
"Yes"
"That's true!"
That's what the video said🙄
@@ortology I SAID IT BECAUSE IT WAS FUNNY
@@kitismykat7591 BRO WE CAN JUST WATCH THE VIDEO FOR THAT KID
@@kitismykat7591 we don't need Ur garbage input where you just repeat it BECAUSE YOU THINK WE ARE ALL BLIND
WOULD YOU RATHER ME TEXT A HATE COMMENT ON AIRRACK
John: "liers go to hell"
Me: oh shit, then i' going to hell
liars*
L Bozo ratio
@@bruhyeah3599 uhm.. why the hell did you say that for?
@@daanyax this kid is one of those cringe kids who try to be cool by saying things without knowing their meaning
Should have asked “are lie detectors rigged?”
Honestly the lie detector can't tell if someone is lying, it only detects a person to possibly be lying based on heart beat etc.
”Now, I’m gonna become a lie detector so I can lie detect the lie detector lie detecting the lie detector!!”
You should ask him "are you siting on a chair" On every seconds so you know the detector was not broken
“Liars go to hell”
Man needs a saving
“No lairs go to hell”😐 that had me laughing so hard
oh how the turn tables
“Do you think I am cute”? 🤣🤣🤣
yes
No
John is like Terence from Angry birds 😂😭
I subscribed to reserve my slice.
"John do you think im cute"
John:"i think I should kill him or not hmm huh yes"
Outplaying the system