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  • @Ht9ehtoom
    @Ht9ehtoom Před 2 lety +5154

    Jerma was fucking zonked.

    • @derlinstillhere
      @derlinstillhere Před 2 lety +97

      Absolutely zooted

    • @Stiftoad
      @Stiftoad Před 2 lety +28

      This made me snork like no comment ever had before

    • @Nexpeon
      @Nexpeon Před 2 lety +17

      He was torqued dude

    • @planesenjoyer-tk2rt
      @planesenjoyer-tk2rt Před 2 lety +11

      @@Stiftoad znork*

    • @Stiftoad
      @Stiftoad Před 2 lety +11

      @@planesenjoyer-tk2rt my bad obviously znork, sorry I was just way too zooted that day after zerking off

  • @hithere5553
    @hithere5553 Před 2 lety +10006

    Absolute MANIAC consumes 5,000 mg of THC and livestreams world’s first fatal cannabis overdose.

    • @two2mass
      @two2mass Před 2 lety +262

      5 gram edible probably doesn’t mean 5000 mg of thc, but rather the actual weight of the edible

    • @touchofthorn1841
      @touchofthorn1841 Před 2 lety +92

      Way to miss the whole entire joke

    • @thatpacho
      @thatpacho Před 2 lety +105

      If there is one human who could possibly die from tbh overdose it's def jerma

    • @aaa-my5xy
      @aaa-my5xy Před 2 lety +81

      @@touchofthorn1841 its not a joke. its ludwig being american and not understanding the metric system

    • @koolaidsalad
      @koolaidsalad Před 2 lety +47

      @@aaa-my5xy don’t sum all us Americans into not understanding the metric system LMAO. He misspoke, not a big deal

  • @doctorfeelgood2670
    @doctorfeelgood2670 Před 2 lety +13344

    “I took just a little bit like a super small amount” Proceeds to say 5 GRAMS

    • @imapleb4956
      @imapleb4956 Před 2 lety +1957

      I’m sure he meant milligrams. A gummy is normally 10 but can be higher. I believe 20 milligrams is considered an efficacious dose for the average American Male.

    • @TheBandit554
      @TheBandit554 Před 2 lety +1117

      @@imapleb4956 I had to google what the actual fuck "efficacious" means; it means "successful in creating a desired effect"
      or for those without an English degree, its just a fancy way of saying its effective.

    • @alberto6169
      @alberto6169 Před 2 lety +342

      @@TheBandit554 lmao did you really need to look that up

    • @fullerpeppr2444
      @fullerpeppr2444 Před 2 lety +54

      @@imapleb4956 where I live you can’t get more than 5mg 😒 I have to order the 200mg stuff from bc

    • @DoctorDipshits
      @DoctorDipshits Před 2 lety +92

      @@fullerpeppr2444 lol I love living in BC. I can go to my local dispensary and pick up edibles that are 200 mg. The clerk always laughs her ass off when I eat the entire thing right in front of her lmao

  • @FerretNoir
    @FerretNoir Před 2 lety +23940

    This is FALSE INFORMATION. I have watched hundreds of hours of Jerma and can tell you he's on some type of weed 85.54% of the time.

    • @TabooGroundhog
      @TabooGroundhog Před 2 lety +478

      Adhd and weed don’t mix well

    • @ThePaintedHope
      @ThePaintedHope Před 2 lety +1079

      @@TabooGroundhog I disagree. I love the combo.

    • @localloser4300
      @localloser4300 Před 2 lety +71

      @@ThePaintedHope lmao

    • @greysonbiddle8448
      @greysonbiddle8448 Před 2 lety +70

      @@ThePaintedHope I like your sense of humor this is good joke

    • @sans_0016
      @sans_0016 Před 2 lety +255

      @@TabooGroundhog bro adhd is literally a reason to get weed prescripted

  • @Pyroast
    @Pyroast Před 2 lety +4929

    5 grams? Jesus you're time traveling at that point

    • @Fridge_Fiend
      @Fridge_Fiend Před 2 lety +2

      Jermas a chronic CBD addict. His tolerance is so high that 5 grams isn't much to him. Guys is fucked

    • @jevgenyijzsoldos-gusmanov5700
      @jevgenyijzsoldos-gusmanov5700 Před 2 lety +44

      Miligrams

    • @Pyroast
      @Pyroast Před 2 lety +31

      @@jevgenyijzsoldos-gusmanov5700 It's a joke. Get it? 🤦‍♂️

    • @Foogi9000
      @Foogi9000 Před 2 lety +86

      I took 500 mg one time and I didn't see God but holy fuck I thought i was descending to hell.
      I miss the days when taking high amounts of weed wouldn't send me into a paranoia induced trip :(
      (I thought my room was melting into a blackish purple sludge and that I was slowly sinking both into and along with it.)

    • @eddyc3819
      @eddyc3819 Před 2 lety +15

      @@Foogi9000 oh shit people are talking bout weed I thought it was mushrooms bc u can’t tell time off shrooms

  • @MoliminousTheater
    @MoliminousTheater Před 2 lety +1516

    5 grams for a man of jermas size is a hefty dose.

    • @luciusisdead
      @luciusisdead Před 2 lety +99

      for a man who orders 7 sandwiches from mcdonald’s? idk man

    • @jaxsonkirk9940
      @jaxsonkirk9940 Před 2 lety +34

      I think 5 grams for ANYONE is a hefty dose💀

    • @TheManinBlack9054
      @TheManinBlack9054 Před 2 lety +10

      Jerma is just built different.

    • @idofps9709
      @idofps9709 Před 2 lety +11

      @Grip My Clips 😉 5 grams of THC..
      Is 5000 mgs. He probably meant to say 5mgs.

    • @fordakacar
      @fordakacar Před 19 dny

      no shit dude😭 a .2g edible would knock pretty much anyone out

  • @billfox847
    @billfox847 Před 2 lety +454

    Jerma smokes 5 grams of weed before EVERY STREAM

    • @domricci8208
      @domricci8208 Před 2 lety +4

      Smoking weed and eating weed are 2 way different things, edibles are actually psychedelics

    • @honey-po9ij
      @honey-po9ij Před 11 měsíci

      @@domricci8208 all marijuana is a psychedelic lol. edibles can hit harder for some people but no matter how you consume, it is a psychedelic.

    • @JohnLasseter-ct5in
      @JohnLasseter-ct5in Před 11 měsíci +4

      Lol no

    • @Chillerll
      @Chillerll Před měsícem

      @@domricci8208it’s not that different lmao

    • @domricci8208
      @domricci8208 Před měsícem

      @@Chillerll it's extremely different

  • @newtybot
    @newtybot Před 2 lety +262

    Holy shit, he did that “Jerma doing a voice” impersonation insanely well

  • @nenben8759
    @nenben8759 Před 2 lety +270

    Imagine jerma on 5000 mg of THC lol

    • @siccoblue2112
      @siccoblue2112 Před 2 lety +14

      No thank you. I still have nightmares from the ASCII art

    • @HumannMutt
      @HumannMutt Před rokem +3

      Lmao 5000 mg is 5 grams

    • @jonnyalec5646
      @jonnyalec5646 Před 6 měsíci +4

      @@HumannMutt5 grams of THC is fucking ridiculous

  • @da_purple_lizard
    @da_purple_lizard Před 7 měsíci +70

    Jerma rolls FATTEST blunt ever, FORGETS ALL NUMBERS

  • @nutzeeber
    @nutzeeber Před 2 lety +195

    5 grams of heisenberg blue thats why he's so zonked and can't read the clock

  • @FamousFennec
    @FamousFennec Před 2 lety +395

    Jerma: a streaming secret

  • @JeanMarceaux
    @JeanMarceaux Před rokem +18

    That "this edible ain't shit" edit really be hittin different rn

  • @johnathonjoevis4691
    @johnathonjoevis4691 Před 2 lety +123

    Ok, these captions are good, giving context to "a little bit" when usually they just leave the context out

  • @mytrashvalorantmontages9067
    @mytrashvalorantmontages9067 Před 2 lety +496

    5 grams are a lot. Don’t take advice from this guy. It’s a lot

    • @Ec-ms2bp
      @Ec-ms2bp Před 2 lety +125

      Probably meant 5 mg’s. The parentheses said “of gummies”

    • @gloop2701
      @gloop2701 Před 2 lety +24

      There's no way he actually ingested 5 grams. That kind of shit would completely fuck you up. He probably wouldn't even be able to stream

    • @fullerpeppr2444
      @fullerpeppr2444 Před 2 lety +22

      @@gloop2701 he would be throwing up, panicking, and he’d probably freak out to the point where he gets a ride to the hospital.

    • @seva7500
      @seva7500 Před 11 měsíci

      @@gloop2701Jerma is 985 years old, he thrives off hefty doses of psychedelics

  • @TarotVylan
    @TarotVylan Před 2 lety +20

    Why is his Jerma impression so goddamn good

  • @VraiGoonSquad
    @VraiGoonSquad Před 2 lety +36

    Ludwig the type of guy you never tell secrets to

  • @mikelonduckguey
    @mikelonduckguey Před rokem +12

    Plot twist that's literally one of the best jerma streams. Ouid is a streamer performance enhancing drug

  • @kafkaswetdream
    @kafkaswetdream Před 3 měsíci +3

    thats not a secret we all knew he was ZOOTED

  • @Hunter_Kennedy1
    @Hunter_Kennedy1 Před 2 lety +118

    Bro he wouldn't be able to read period if he took 5g. Im hoping he meant Mg.

    • @Mgrom-r7c
      @Mgrom-r7c Před 2 lety +4

      He prob did as he said, “a small amount”

  • @Jarvalicious
    @Jarvalicious Před rokem +18

    Guys. Ludwig isn’t a stoner. He meant 5 _milligrams_ in an edible.

  • @broglee9110
    @broglee9110 Před 7 měsíci +1

    The way he said "small amount" was jerma's inflection 100%

  • @yourmusictastesuks
    @yourmusictastesuks Před 5 měsíci +2

    Jerma gets fucking baked every break.

  • @taralynyazzie1415
    @taralynyazzie1415 Před 2 lety +18

    Nick can't read an analog clock either I guess 🧐😂 (it's 8:26)

  • @Emilytea
    @Emilytea Před 2 lety +2

    So Ludwig knows nothing about weed doses. Noted

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman Před rokem +2

    We need more Ludwig gossiping about Jerma

  • @lpdpy
    @lpdpy Před 3 dny

    that’s a pretty good jerma impression tho 😭

  • @mirukuchan
    @mirukuchan Před rokem +3

    Jerma is my little high guy

  • @caseyleirer9677
    @caseyleirer9677 Před rokem +4

    5 GRAMS!? I don’t think so bud.

  • @nwayfle
    @nwayfle Před 2 lety +12

    i forgot that gummy bears are a kind of drug and was so confused how jerma got high off a single gummy bear 😭😭

  • @Profile__1
    @Profile__1 Před rokem +1

    The number after Jerma is actually the amount of weed Jerma can consume.

  • @kodinamsinh1267
    @kodinamsinh1267 Před 2 lety +1

    This man is zonked out of his brain.

  • @burgerpocalypse5310
    @burgerpocalypse5310 Před 27 dny

    i enjoy how the camera is on top of the actor's head so he seems excessively tall compared to everything

  • @Fischstix95
    @Fischstix95 Před 2 lety +1

    Jerma is high and frightened, like me.

  • @limepawz
    @limepawz Před rokem +1

    a small amount
    *5 GRAMS*

  • @vannedotdash7749
    @vannedotdash7749 Před 2 lety +5

    I'm sober and I can't read analog clocks

  • @DOCTOR.DEADHEAD
    @DOCTOR.DEADHEAD Před 2 lety +1

    Me sitting here confused because I thought he literally just ate gummy candy...

  • @croc_moat2327
    @croc_moat2327 Před 2 lety +5

    Damn Jerma was truly never the same after the meat grinder incident,makes you think how often he had to refills his fridge lately

  • @henryofskalitz4879
    @henryofskalitz4879 Před 8 měsíci

    Was here for this moment live I think

  • @FijianSouljah1312
    @FijianSouljah1312 Před 2 lety +4

    5 grams is ALOT , might’ve been 5mg

  • @lildvsvevo
    @lildvsvevo Před rokem +1

    Can confirm. Our weakness is analog clocks

  • @trishial8212
    @trishial8212 Před 2 lety +1

    One of these days, Jerma is gonna be a guest on The Yard
    One of these days

  • @RowdyGT
    @RowdyGT Před 2 lety +17

    God, I click on ONE Jerma clip and now CZcams thinks I’m obsessed with him for some reason.

  • @Babylauncher3000
    @Babylauncher3000 Před rokem +4

    Clock clearly says 8:26 not 8:35.

  • @wasvreta
    @wasvreta Před 2 lety +1

    the idea that Jerma had 5 grams is way funnier

  • @BunkoValentine
    @BunkoValentine Před 2 lety +1

    Zooted Andy

  • @pyrodontcutoffsoldiershand2746

    He was ZOINKED!

  • @iGuysCOMEDY
    @iGuysCOMEDY Před 2 lety +1

    "5 grams"
    Me: "of what?"
    "Weed???!"
    Jerma a regular Snoop

  • @alexjones4679
    @alexjones4679 Před 2 lety +1

    Good god I fucking love Jerma

  • @dannass5
    @dannass5 Před rokem +3

    ahhh, I can appreciate americans actually trying to use the metric system. Eventhough 5 grams WILL send you to mars

  • @beard556
    @beard556 Před 2 lety

    Lucky that Ludwig escaped from Jermas stream with his own life

  • @MrMulambo1
    @MrMulambo1 Před 2 lety

    he was ACTUALLY ZONKED OUT OF HIS MIND!! THIS GUYS IS CRAZY!!

  • @MrJoosebawkz
    @MrJoosebawkz Před rokem

    “And I never did it again”
    Yeah right. My man is zerked off constantly.

  • @abaddon2148
    @abaddon2148 Před 2 lety +1

    i thought he was talking about mushrooms dude i was like tf u mean 5g is a small amount how was jerma even functioning atp😭😭

  • @lofirabbit4055
    @lofirabbit4055 Před 2 lety +1

    “I took 5 grams a very small amount of a gummy” LMAO BRO WTF U DOIN THATS 5000MG OF THC WTF

  • @hadenhelms9184
    @hadenhelms9184 Před rokem +2

    5 milligrams 😭💀. "i CaNt ReAd ThE cLoCk" has the same energy as the girl in middle school who's parents bought CBD gummies and told them it was weed. That's such a miniscule amount you wouldn't be able to tell a thing

    • @hadenhelms9184
      @hadenhelms9184 Před rokem

      @Hamduk Abdullah I just refuse to believe this is true. That amount is so miniscule especially taking it orally/edible. It would do absolutely nothing not even factoring in tolerance

  • @lukaramavideos1801
    @lukaramavideos1801 Před 2 lety

    My guy said 5g is a little bit

  • @TheOnePrinceMeatball
    @TheOnePrinceMeatball Před rokem

    I think what makes this better is that I have no idea what it was 5 grams of

  • @orkuz8628
    @orkuz8628 Před 2 lety +7

    I like how whoever made this clip couldnt read the clock either

  • @dyinglightcentral
    @dyinglightcentral Před 2 lety

    I don’t smoke crack, I don’t smoke crack, I DON’T SMOKE CRACK

  • @austinhall3937
    @austinhall3937 Před 2 lety +1

    5 grams would be a hysterically large dose. I think you mean 5 milligrams broski

  • @shaylahastings6383
    @shaylahastings6383 Před rokem

    You know he’s not a real stone dog when he says 5 GRAMS

  • @musikteer
    @musikteer Před 2 lety

    Five FULL grams? Nah. Buddy would've passed out

  • @Boogidy
    @Boogidy Před 2 lety

    OMG THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW

  • @hecticscone
    @hecticscone Před 2 lety

    Don't do drugs, kids

  • @M_stick
    @M_stick Před 2 lety +1

    Statistics say that 3 out of 5 skinwalkers, in fact, can't read an analogue clock

  • @user-hj1kn9qp5w
    @user-hj1kn9qp5w Před rokem +1

    He said the exact words jerma would say, same cadence, same tone, this is creepy

  • @nekomancer47
    @nekomancer47 Před 6 měsíci

    His Jerma impression is pretty good

  • @galacticcow38
    @galacticcow38 Před 14 dny

    I saw the snake laying an egg freak

  • @OnlyEggUploads
    @OnlyEggUploads Před 6 měsíci

    the saw games are some of my favorite jerma streams ever

  • @calebdavis5840
    @calebdavis5840 Před 2 lety

    must have meant coke

  • @yscg-4277
    @yscg-4277 Před 2 lety +1

    Five grams isn’t lethal?
    Idk what people are smokin
    But Jerma is blasted 25/7

  • @RyansGamerShack
    @RyansGamerShack Před 2 lety

    DRUG ADDICTION ANDY

  • @k1ngkongkane184
    @k1ngkongkane184 Před 2 lety

    WEED BRAIN

  • @pastashack3517
    @pastashack3517 Před 8 dny

    I'm positive he meant 5 mg, which is half a typical gummy

  • @AceOfSpades.
    @AceOfSpades. Před 2 lety

    Damn this really is the yard.

  • @butrs3167
    @butrs3167 Před rokem

    5 grams is more suitable for like a giant bear

  • @archiveandme1129
    @archiveandme1129 Před 2 lety

    He does a pretty good impression

  • @imhighbro
    @imhighbro Před rokem

    He’s talking about mushroom

  • @Hiihtopipa
    @Hiihtopipa Před 2 lety

    5grams is almost more than what jerma weights

  • @starviling
    @starviling Před 2 lety +9

    8:25 xd

    • @declan1015
      @declan1015 Před 2 lety +1

      It was driving me crazy i was like can i not read clocks!!! Thats not 8:35

  • @The1reid1
    @The1reid1 Před 2 lety

    5 grams...? 5 grams is a LOT. of course he couldn't read the clock

  • @freep3115
    @freep3115 Před 2 lety

    Classic Jerma lore

  • @Jellyfish146
    @Jellyfish146 Před 2 lety +1

    I had the same experience with trying to set up a wii, it happens

  • @zachking4856
    @zachking4856 Před 2 lety

    I remember seeing a video of this guy talking about serial killers and he said he put all of there faces together and it was just a picture of Herma standing there and I couldn’t breath for like ten minutes

  • @johnnykiehn1872
    @johnnykiehn1872 Před 2 lety +4

    This is allegedly how I get when I get high. I also laugh a lot during the good ones or get really quiet and paranoid during the bad ones

  • @t3rriblequality645
    @t3rriblequality645 Před rokem

    “Man these edibles ain’t shi-“

  • @Spitfyur
    @Spitfyur Před 2 lety +1

    he clearly meant 5 mgs lol

  • @mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm00

    His outfit looks like a 3d render

  • @mythcat1273
    @mythcat1273 Před rokem

    This implies that he isn't constantly high

  • @Bneboy
    @Bneboy Před 2 lety +4

    Lmao I saw this entire thing unfold it was legendary

  • @Sub-ZeruGlace
    @Sub-ZeruGlace Před 2 lety +2

    Anyone else notice the clock is at 8:26

  • @apple-de8tx
    @apple-de8tx Před rokem +2

    He said he has never smoked weed before stream lol

  • @Eli_JoJo
    @Eli_JoJo Před 2 lety

    He has a very good jerma voice he doesn't necessarily sound like him but he has the way he speaks down 100 percent

  • @yomomma5629
    @yomomma5629 Před 2 lety +1

    GRAMS‼️‼️‼️😨😨😨

  • @masonmartin6743
    @masonmartin6743 Před 2 lety

    5 grams lmaoooooo

  • @bole961
    @bole961 Před 2 lety

    Bro said 5 grams is a small amount this is how you tell he doesn’t know

    • @jigsaucemusic
      @jigsaucemusic Před 2 lety

      He meant 5mg. 5 grams of edibles would turn anybody to a vegetable

    • @bole961
      @bole961 Před 2 lety

      @@jigsaucemusic fax that’s why it sounded so weird when he said dat

  • @JD96
    @JD96 Před rokem

    I love him wee J

  • @smile--
    @smile-- Před 2 lety +1

    classic Jerma

  • @somalilord9320
    @somalilord9320 Před 2 lety

    PSYCHO streamer ZONKED while live