Jerma’s streaming secret
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- čas přidán 1. 04. 2022
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Jerma was fucking zonked.
Absolutely zooted
This made me snork like no comment ever had before
He was torqued dude
@@Stiftoad znork*
@@planesenjoyer-tk2rt my bad obviously znork, sorry I was just way too zooted that day after zerking off
Absolute MANIAC consumes 5,000 mg of THC and livestreams world’s first fatal cannabis overdose.
5 gram edible probably doesn’t mean 5000 mg of thc, but rather the actual weight of the edible
Way to miss the whole entire joke
If there is one human who could possibly die from tbh overdose it's def jerma
@@touchofthorn1841 its not a joke. its ludwig being american and not understanding the metric system
@@aaa-my5xy don’t sum all us Americans into not understanding the metric system LMAO. He misspoke, not a big deal
“I took just a little bit like a super small amount” Proceeds to say 5 GRAMS
I’m sure he meant milligrams. A gummy is normally 10 but can be higher. I believe 20 milligrams is considered an efficacious dose for the average American Male.
@@imapleb4956 I had to google what the actual fuck "efficacious" means; it means "successful in creating a desired effect"
or for those without an English degree, its just a fancy way of saying its effective.
@@TheBandit554 lmao did you really need to look that up
@@imapleb4956 where I live you can’t get more than 5mg 😒 I have to order the 200mg stuff from bc
@@fullerpeppr2444 lol I love living in BC. I can go to my local dispensary and pick up edibles that are 200 mg. The clerk always laughs her ass off when I eat the entire thing right in front of her lmao
This is FALSE INFORMATION. I have watched hundreds of hours of Jerma and can tell you he's on some type of weed 85.54% of the time.
Adhd and weed don’t mix well
@@TabooGroundhog I disagree. I love the combo.
@@ThePaintedHope lmao
@@ThePaintedHope I like your sense of humor this is good joke
@@TabooGroundhog bro adhd is literally a reason to get weed prescripted
5 grams? Jesus you're time traveling at that point
Jermas a chronic CBD addict. His tolerance is so high that 5 grams isn't much to him. Guys is fucked
Miligrams
@@jevgenyijzsoldos-gusmanov5700 It's a joke. Get it? 🤦♂️
I took 500 mg one time and I didn't see God but holy fuck I thought i was descending to hell.
I miss the days when taking high amounts of weed wouldn't send me into a paranoia induced trip :(
(I thought my room was melting into a blackish purple sludge and that I was slowly sinking both into and along with it.)
@@Foogi9000 oh shit people are talking bout weed I thought it was mushrooms bc u can’t tell time off shrooms
5 grams for a man of jermas size is a hefty dose.
for a man who orders 7 sandwiches from mcdonald’s? idk man
I think 5 grams for ANYONE is a hefty dose💀
Jerma is just built different.
@Grip My Clips 😉 5 grams of THC..
Is 5000 mgs. He probably meant to say 5mgs.
no shit dude😭 a .2g edible would knock pretty much anyone out
Jerma smokes 5 grams of weed before EVERY STREAM
Smoking weed and eating weed are 2 way different things, edibles are actually psychedelics
@@domricci8208 all marijuana is a psychedelic lol. edibles can hit harder for some people but no matter how you consume, it is a psychedelic.
Lol no
@@domricci8208it’s not that different lmao
@@Chillerll it's extremely different
Holy shit, he did that “Jerma doing a voice” impersonation insanely well
Imagine jerma on 5000 mg of THC lol
No thank you. I still have nightmares from the ASCII art
Lmao 5000 mg is 5 grams
@@HumannMutt5 grams of THC is fucking ridiculous
Jerma rolls FATTEST blunt ever, FORGETS ALL NUMBERS
5 grams of heisenberg blue thats why he's so zonked and can't read the clock
Jerma: a streaming secret
That "this edible ain't shit" edit really be hittin different rn
Ok, these captions are good, giving context to "a little bit" when usually they just leave the context out
5 grams are a lot. Don’t take advice from this guy. It’s a lot
Probably meant 5 mg’s. The parentheses said “of gummies”
There's no way he actually ingested 5 grams. That kind of shit would completely fuck you up. He probably wouldn't even be able to stream
@@gloop2701 he would be throwing up, panicking, and he’d probably freak out to the point where he gets a ride to the hospital.
@@gloop2701Jerma is 985 years old, he thrives off hefty doses of psychedelics
Why is his Jerma impression so goddamn good
Ludwig the type of guy you never tell secrets to
Plot twist that's literally one of the best jerma streams. Ouid is a streamer performance enhancing drug
thats not a secret we all knew he was ZOOTED
Bro he wouldn't be able to read period if he took 5g. Im hoping he meant Mg.
He prob did as he said, “a small amount”
Guys. Ludwig isn’t a stoner. He meant 5 _milligrams_ in an edible.
The way he said "small amount" was jerma's inflection 100%
Jerma gets fucking baked every break.
Nick can't read an analog clock either I guess 🧐😂 (it's 8:26)
So Ludwig knows nothing about weed doses. Noted
We need more Ludwig gossiping about Jerma
that’s a pretty good jerma impression tho 😭
Jerma is my little high guy
5 GRAMS!? I don’t think so bud.
i forgot that gummy bears are a kind of drug and was so confused how jerma got high off a single gummy bear 😭😭
The number after Jerma is actually the amount of weed Jerma can consume.
This man is zonked out of his brain.
i enjoy how the camera is on top of the actor's head so he seems excessively tall compared to everything
Jerma is high and frightened, like me.
a small amount
*5 GRAMS*
I'm sober and I can't read analog clocks
Me sitting here confused because I thought he literally just ate gummy candy...
Damn Jerma was truly never the same after the meat grinder incident,makes you think how often he had to refills his fridge lately
Was here for this moment live I think
5 grams is ALOT , might’ve been 5mg
Can confirm. Our weakness is analog clocks
One of these days, Jerma is gonna be a guest on The Yard
One of these days
God, I click on ONE Jerma clip and now CZcams thinks I’m obsessed with him for some reason.
good
Clock clearly says 8:26 not 8:35.
the idea that Jerma had 5 grams is way funnier
Zooted Andy
He was ZOINKED!
"5 grams"
Me: "of what?"
"Weed???!"
Jerma a regular Snoop
Good god I fucking love Jerma
ahhh, I can appreciate americans actually trying to use the metric system. Eventhough 5 grams WILL send you to mars
Lucky that Ludwig escaped from Jermas stream with his own life
he was ACTUALLY ZONKED OUT OF HIS MIND!! THIS GUYS IS CRAZY!!
“And I never did it again”
Yeah right. My man is zerked off constantly.
i thought he was talking about mushrooms dude i was like tf u mean 5g is a small amount how was jerma even functioning atp😭😭
“I took 5 grams a very small amount of a gummy” LMAO BRO WTF U DOIN THATS 5000MG OF THC WTF
5 milligrams 😭💀. "i CaNt ReAd ThE cLoCk" has the same energy as the girl in middle school who's parents bought CBD gummies and told them it was weed. That's such a miniscule amount you wouldn't be able to tell a thing
@Hamduk Abdullah I just refuse to believe this is true. That amount is so miniscule especially taking it orally/edible. It would do absolutely nothing not even factoring in tolerance
My guy said 5g is a little bit
I think what makes this better is that I have no idea what it was 5 grams of
I like how whoever made this clip couldnt read the clock either
I don’t smoke crack, I don’t smoke crack, I DON’T SMOKE CRACK
5 grams would be a hysterically large dose. I think you mean 5 milligrams broski
You know he’s not a real stone dog when he says 5 GRAMS
Five FULL grams? Nah. Buddy would've passed out
OMG THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW
Don't do drugs, kids
Statistics say that 3 out of 5 skinwalkers, in fact, can't read an analogue clock
He said the exact words jerma would say, same cadence, same tone, this is creepy
His Jerma impression is pretty good
I saw the snake laying an egg freak
the saw games are some of my favorite jerma streams ever
must have meant coke
Five grams isn’t lethal?
Idk what people are smokin
But Jerma is blasted 25/7
DRUG ADDICTION ANDY
WEED BRAIN
I'm positive he meant 5 mg, which is half a typical gummy
Damn this really is the yard.
5 grams is more suitable for like a giant bear
He does a pretty good impression
He’s talking about mushroom
5grams is almost more than what jerma weights
8:25 xd
It was driving me crazy i was like can i not read clocks!!! Thats not 8:35
5 grams...? 5 grams is a LOT. of course he couldn't read the clock
Classic Jerma lore
I had the same experience with trying to set up a wii, it happens
I remember seeing a video of this guy talking about serial killers and he said he put all of there faces together and it was just a picture of Herma standing there and I couldn’t breath for like ten minutes
This is allegedly how I get when I get high. I also laugh a lot during the good ones or get really quiet and paranoid during the bad ones
“Man these edibles ain’t shi-“
he clearly meant 5 mgs lol
His outfit looks like a 3d render
This implies that he isn't constantly high
Lmao I saw this entire thing unfold it was legendary
Anyone else notice the clock is at 8:26
Indeed
He said he has never smoked weed before stream lol
he lies atleast 50x per stream
He has a very good jerma voice he doesn't necessarily sound like him but he has the way he speaks down 100 percent
GRAMS‼️‼️‼️😨😨😨
5 grams lmaoooooo
Bro said 5 grams is a small amount this is how you tell he doesn’t know
He meant 5mg. 5 grams of edibles would turn anybody to a vegetable
@@jigsaucemusic fax that’s why it sounded so weird when he said dat
I love him wee J
classic Jerma
PSYCHO streamer ZONKED while live