NONI fruit: Ripe VS Unripe Comparison (Morinda citrifolia) - Weird Fruit Explorer Ep. 300
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- čas přidán 11. 09. 2024
- For this milestone video I go face to face with my fruit nemesis once again: NONI. Such a horrible horrible fruit.
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"019 Ffuge No Five" by Miranda taylor and Mike Hunchback
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So what do you think? Want to try this one yourself?
Here's a link to the original noni video in case you want to see how this thing can get even worse: czcams.com/video/e3WFkaKpSr4/video.html
its called Noni because there is no need to eat it
I think that old Noni video is my all-time favorite Weird Fruit Explorer episode. Somehow two people trying Noni is even funnier than just one person tasting it.
hell yes...
since i suffer from anosmia and my taste bud dont work properly,i really want to try it (durian too).
now i just need to find them
I'll take your word for it thanks
I may be a fool, but hoping to score one in Hawaii this month. Need to see what all the fuss is about.
You are not eating it right. What you have to do is carefully open the trash throw it away then drink a pina coloda with an umbrella.
That makes much more sense!
My first exposure to this monstrosity came in the form of an innocent looking gift from my uncle. He told me to keep the fruit on the pantry and save it until it was ripe. OH WHAT A MISTAKE WAS THAT. The smell alone haunts me to this day
Force-feeding Noni: a new torture method
Oh god... that's worse than medieval
That's what they use in Guantanamo Bay when waterboarding doesn't work! XD
that is a straight up war crime
thank you for torturing yourself for our entertainment
anytime
You should have noni better than to try it again
Groan.
'Rimshot' 🥁🤣🤣🤣🤣
badumtshhhhhhh
The overstatements followed by the understatements were hilarious, “I can feel the vapors coming off of it.”, followed by a “It’s not very good.” Bless your heart for taking another one for the exotic fruit team!
"The fans deserve a good 300th episode". The last words of the Weird Fruit Explorer.
I found a Noni tree with some fruit in Costa Rica. I picked one and took it back to the inn where I was staying. Before I got around to eating it, someone swiped it (probably to throw it off the edge of the earth). Anyhow, it did, indeed, smell something like strong cheese mixed with vomit.
They did you a favor :)
A sacrifice for the greater good of fruitdom
LOL Thank you for taking one for the team. It's not the 25 cents but the haunting aftertaste and smell that takes courage. I used to work in a facility that packaged noni juice. One day someone accidentally dropped a bottle and the smell was so bad that we had to leave the office. LOL
That's amazing. What a terrible stink bomb to have to deal with.
THAT PILLOW SCREAM WAS UNEXPECTED
I like dinner theater
The last thing you'd want in your noni is someone else's foot fungus, but that just might be what you get
Ha ha ha! That head twist of revolting horror!
Like when a kid doesn't want to eat something lol
God to angel: hey see that tree down there?
Angel: yeah
God: I want you to make the fruit taste like vomit.
Angel: oooookaaay?
God: and tell everyone it's good for them.
Angel: but y tho
God: it'll be funny trust me. Also tell folks that their pee is magic medicine.
Angel: facepalms
hahahaha
P.M. Seymour fan? =)
Yeah, “autourine therapy” is also a thing.
Omg!!! I'm freaking dying!!
And in this Episode, Jared loses his Mind and his will to live.
Jared turns into AVGN for a couple of seconds...
What a strong man, suffering so we won't have to
i was falling asleep and then you screamed into the pillow and freaked me out and woke me up so thanks i guess idk
First off, loving the higher quality cam. Second, you were surprised at 50,000? This is one of the most naturally interesting series on CZcams. And all who dream of the world can live vicariously through you. We’re taking you to 1 million subs one day Jared.
these became a health craze in my country one year when i was a kid everyone just started selling the fruit and the bottled juice everywhere.
Happy Episode 300! It's even better than bowling a perfect game!
OMG I DIDNT EXPECT THE PILLOW SCRESM LOL
People should sell these to foot fetishits. Lol.
Im offended.
*Steve1989:* I'mma eat this porridge of century old powdered meat
*Jared looking down while holding his noni fruit with tears rolling down his eyes:* _Pathetic_
I think you need to try noni fruit leather next - it's vile but probably not as bad as the fresh version
I salute your patience and endurance to give it the ol' college try... Again. Hope your trip also included some pleasant fruits!
And no! Based on your pillow-scream, I will stay far away from this delicacy.
It would be fun to see a Noni fruit leather taste test. The smell isn't as bad, but the taste is like 100 times more intense than the fruit alone.
Loved "Well I don't care, I'm not eating that turd ok?!?" Hahahaha so me.
OK but that was really funny you had me cracking up! But the part where you explained eating human flesh or cutting into it when’s the last time you did that?
I just don’t get how someone can say they like noni.
i've never actually heard someone say that
@@fUP420babe look at the blonde getting high off em on yt
I actually love noni juice and taken it for 15 years for the health benefits. When you first take it it is like mouldy cheese mixed with coke cola and gone off for 18 months but when you notice the benefits your taste buds change and I actually look forward to now taking my noni, sometimes I drink too much 🤣
It's an alien tumor XD
Here in Panama it grows everywhere. Most people don't eat it, but I saw Aris Latham ferment it and consume it as vinegar.
The end of an era. Hope you keep it going!
Im french Caribbean, we make syrups out of it (for medecine purposes) , and suprisingly, it does not taste that bad
Living in Hawaii, growing up here, all the aunties tried to shove this foul fruit down our throats. "It's good! It's healthy!! DRINK IT" 😰 Nononono Noni 😂 one of the most disgusting things I've ever ate/drank. Don't let ANYONE tell you the juice they make tastes better. That is like saying taking the chunks out of your puke will make it taste good. Nope. Still liquid vomit. lol
You really took one for the team here. Two. I will never ever go near that horrid fruit 🐽
Wake me up inside
Can't wake up: 6:18
Save meeeeeee
Wasn't expecting Evanescence lyrics in the comments section of a fruit video, but it really works XD
Thanks for tasting noni, now I will never have to.
For 100K subscribers let's have a full course of Noni dishes.
nooooooooooo
@@WeirdExplorer niiiiiiiiiiii
You do that, but leave Jared alone.
I think I would pass
I sent you an email about a slightly better tasting fruit, a Geffner Atemoya, I have an entire tree coming ripe at the same time.
haha "slightly better". Atemoya is to noni what a piece of candy is to being lit on fire.
Some fruits are made of pure evil
You are very brave, that's for sure! What health benefits does noni fruit have?
This looks like something they would take out of an alien in an alien autopsy. 🤣
yes! good description for it
I watched some television show about a year back about some model attributing her youthful beauty to FERMENTED NONI JUICE. They took a shot for science and then they gagged the most they would. A year later, I see you eating it flesh and all... and man, you're a real trooper. I can taste the vomit through the plasma screen. Kudos to you, dude. You can go through some real shit after eating some noni fruit for real.
Your bad reviews are so much more poetic than your good reviews When it's good: "5 out of 10 sweetness, reminds me of coconut. It's good". When it's bad: "This is haunting this room like a ghost. I can feel the vapors coming off it. It's like gnawing on human flesh. Like a foot. A terrible foot. AAHHHHHH. .... ... It's not very good."
😂😂 i could literally feel your revulsion thru the screen.
That looks like something you’d find in a post-apocalyptic game like fallout or something.
Boop Loop mutfruit
Papaya taste like puke to me
Mike Turner Same to me. It has an enzyme that is similar to our stomach enzymes, so that’s why it smells/tastes like vomit.
I get what you mean, but not all Papaya have that flavor. Try some of the smaller yellow one.
same for me, but some papaya are really good
It smells like cat poop to me
The fruit of the Evil One! But I’d still try it anyway.
There's something magical about seeing a dude who has dedicated his life to tasting exotic fruits just absolutely hate on a fruit
I got curious and I bought some nony yesterday. The reaction is absolutely not exaggerated! My thoughts about noni were: The only use I can imagine is, to smash it in water, and spray that water on plants, so animals do not eat them!
The second thought I had was: This is the definitive proof that god does not exist!
And the third idea I had (I will not do that!) was: If you want to lose weight and eat less, have noni around. You won't be able to eat!
Fourth idea: Put noni juice in a spray bottle to use as a weapon of mass destruction!
Fifth idea: use it as a substitute for pepper spray
This is by far your best video
So, back in the 90's my Mum fell for all the health benefits of the Noni after a handsome man from Mexico cornered her at a flea market... She bought cases of Noni nectar and made the whole family drink a shot of it every day, it was supposed to cure my allergies and make me thin(I think from vomiting)... Just watching this gave me a smell and taste memory from bloody hell. It is the only thing, I have ever had that smells like gangrene and tastes like bile.
oh I am sorry.. that is a great description for the smell and taste though.
You are more brave than me. I never want to taste the actual fruit. I have had noni juice before. The juice doesn’t taste good at all but I do drink it from time to time. I use it for medicinal purposes. I was told to only drink an ounce a day to an ounce twice a day. When I use it during cold and flu season I don’t get sick at all. I remember a winter when everyone was sick including people who rarely get sick. I went to the hair salon and my stylist said that the place was so empty because everyone was getting a bad cold or flu. (This was the year that the flu was so bad that they showed adults and children that were in the hospital fighting for their lives. Then about a week later they showed that the people either lived or died.) I gave a bottle to my stylist and she didn’t get sick. I drank it and also didn’t get sick. I’ve used it for other medicinal issues. I’m just sharing my experience. I don’t expect anyone try it or use it. The taste is horrible. I appreciate your bravery in trying this again.
Judging by the way you describe the smell, I think the ripe fruit contains propionic (cheesy, sweaty smell, like old tennis shoes) and butyric acids (vomity, sweaty smell). Bearing that in mind, I think you can de-stink the fruit by soaking it in baking soda!
"how to destink a noni " I'll leave that one to Martha Stewart
Is that how the painkiller part works 🤣
I feel so bad for laughing at the funny parts while you suffered a million times lol
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Also, *NANI*
Kids, don't do Noni - it ain't worth it
Oh Jared! When it's scream-into-a-pillow bad... the things your do for us!
Haha I hear "I'm never doing this again!" as I scroll down to see "So Bad!" "NONI SEEDS: Tasting the best part of the world's worst fruit"
good for you for trying it again.. I had a mixed fruit week myself. I was able to get a couple pounds of some awesome mangosteen. But then had a bad papaya. I payed extra for this supposedly better Hawaiian papaya and it tasted bitter and had a strong vomit taste as well. Like normally papaya has that hint of vomitness funk that is good, but this Hawaiian one was like that but turned up to 11 without the goodness.
You are my hero! Noni challenge completed!
Ha!!! This is the funniest one you have done in a while.
LOL...OMG...you are so brave hilarious 😄🤣😆
Saw one of these growing at the Belle Isle conservatory and thought of you!
I tried Noni before I tried Durian...which definitely helped my Durian experience...
We tend to think that fruit is for us to enjoy, nothing can be further from the truth. The plant has evolled to only have one principle in mind - to distribute its seed as far and wide as possible. I wonder what creature was the agent for this Noni? Probably a carion eating or rotting flesh/feces eating piece of biology, but what? Loveley thought ;)
6:18 The screams of pure anguish
next time you try noni I recommend you: "put around a dozen large, soft, white, tree-ripe noni in a jar, cover with paper, and let ferment for a couple weeks. Then you pour off the juice and enjoy". great stuff! Taught to me by Hawaiian as the proper and traditional way. I'm sure you'll love it!
Noni Fruit 2, Electric Boogaloo
Ugh! This junk was part of some diet fad that was popular with a few peeps in my congregation about a decade ago. They gave me a bottle of the juice to try. If you mix it with vodka, lemon, simple syrup, and seltzer you can make a really terrible cocktail that I call the Oh Noni.
Bahahaha
Why? Why would you do that to yourself? Over ripe, under ripe, it's disgusting in all it's forms. They say it's good for a lot of stuff. I think it's so bad ( in taste and smell) it scares the sickness away. It smells like vomit Left in the sun, dirty socks from someone with really stinky feet left in the sun in a plastic bag. Don't do it again. You have nothing left to prove!
LOL thanks for the laughs. 25 cents is a bargain. I just spent 75 bucks on bottled noni.
I salute you for eating this awful fruit by itself 3 times in total (not including the ketchup)
FUN FACT: he reviewed noni twice again after this
Do you have a Q and A? I'd love to know how you gotten yourself into trying all these unique fruits.
I did! Check my playlist for Top ten videos and specials there are four Q & A videos.
I also did a reddit ama which is here: www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/8bzsyz/iama_rare_fruit_hunter_who_travels_the_world/
Guess what? Noni seeds are edible! You’ll probably have to face your nemesis again!
*punches wall* I think you're right...
i went into the jungle in hawaii on the big island and i saw some noni plants growing white-green noni and never knew what it was
I had a Noni tree when I lived in El Salvador. Even living my whole life with it, I never got used to the smell. However, when you prep it right (as juice) it is absolutely delicious. You mix it with some cranberry, grape and some lime juice with a decent amount of sugar. The white ones don't taste too terrible though. You are exaggerating. The brown ones... I have no idea why they would make you try that. They are rotten.
I am very interested in that, why do you know how it feels when you cut into human flesh?
I burst out laughing at work over this.
one of your best videos ever lmao big like
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do..........conquer the Noni! Yum, yum, yum!
You look really different from 4 years ago :O I'm new subscriber. Hello :D
You poor thing! You said this was the worst thing you ever ate. I really feel for you!
I just saw a small bottle of noni juice for sale at my grocery store for 25$..... 😬
Its absurd isn't it? The trees are a nuisance in some areas because they produce so much fruit that nobody wants.
I knew someone that sold noni juice for an MLM scheme. A lot of folks joked about that poor guy at work.
the hero we needed, not one we deserve
I've never bought this it grows literally everywhere. I just forage them from the ground because noone eats them. Love it so much I usually eat 4-6 for a meal. Super spicy some are sweet, creamy garlicky cheese yum. Unripe fruit is never good. Should be fully white plump don't eat the brown parts
"Lo...ve it?" oh man. we have very different taste buds.
@@WeirdExplorer my taste buds have definitely changed since becoming a Fruitarian 3 years ago. I really love the cheesy flavor since I don't really get that much these days.
Noni is my fav fruit !)) First time i didn't like it as it burned my tongue .but the 2nd time i just fell in love with it .
You brave, brave man! Sorry, but better you than us! 😂 Since you describe fruit so well, I check your channel first before buying new exotic fruits to try!
I feel like this channel evolved my pedestrian knowledge of awful fruits - which was limited to durian - to noni and soapberry level.
LOL It's scream into a pillow bad. So funny bro
I ate 3/4 of a whole ripe (white) one in Hawaii. That's a much as I could eat. It's super super strong yes, but I like cheese, etc. It's the acidic burning part that makes it like vomit and I could not finish a whole one.
I am humbled
Wait, weren't you supposed to do a top 10 fruit on episode 300?
I did a top worst for 301. 10 best coming back for 401
Hilarious!!! Thank you for braving your way through it!
Mabe they could make cheese with it for those with dairy intolerance.
Hahaha in French Polynesia I was leaving close to a noni tree ! I know what you feel. They don't eat the green there just the white that they make first FERMENTED in a close glass jar in the sun... they mixing up with banana in smoothie after it 😜😋🤣
i saw this fruit on the grass next to the path back home and i was perplexed at how it looked. well...now i know what it is