[@noahecho]

"I shot webs from my wrists!"
"and then I woke up."

[@KommieKaze]

“I held my hand like spider-man”
“And i nutted”

[@ballisticbullet428]

I shot webs from my pepep

[@shadow-nt3id]

XD

[@tataxcookie5984]

“I shot webs from my ______”
Like the spiders

[@CodFishOfficial]

@@KommieKaze r/cursedcomments

[@somepersonkinda4625]

"my mom loves my cream"
Everyday we stray further from god.

[@bostoncooper8071]

*Stray

[@Hmm.595]

404, there has been an error, please reload website!

[@ciarameep8037]

Stray*

[@alisonsmith6745]

Roses are red
Cacti are prickly
God has left
And that escalated quickly

[@cartooncottage2024]

It's "stray". Also, that is so true.

[@Decayingcorpselol]

Are we ganna ignore the
"I'M SLOWLY TURNING INTO A GORILLA"
Video?💀💀💀

[@lalainecawaling3379]

🗿💀

[@PooSkids]

animation channels are so wild istg ☠

[@doremysweet7246]

Bro 💀

[@bellathesmolneko9159]

Reject humanity,return to monke🦍

[@Mr_unfunny419]

Yes we are

[@KingFast5637]

The poison from the spiders probably made Jim hallucinate and think he can shoot webs

[@Ars3nic.]

and prob make him wear a suit and call himself “spider-man” or smth lmaoo

[@Danime1999]

nah he is Man-Spider

[@woolfielol7]

My mom loves my "cream"
Me: Goodbye *jumps out window*

[@cxsmic8685]

Take me with you please-

[@shxdix4739]

Take me tooo T^T

[@phonixe16]

good by evil word. >:(

[@ZDee6]

*jumpes after*

[@bananafruitloops]

Guys wait for meeeeeeeee

[@jayleezy7763]

Me: the hair cream?
Story: “no not the hair cream”

[@zekeford5359]

Ball cheese

[@khaimung7129]

Whipped cream?

[@paulperkenstein9537]

Sweat cream

[@kamariastevenson4353]

Body cream?

[@kkashlee]

Sper-

[@Pi_Likethenumber]

8:36 God had enough of him just eating all of those poor innocent spiders and decided to just give that kid what he wanted...

[@_Definitely_Not_A_RobloxFan]

He really did

[@thadumbass9690]

"I can shoot webs"
A week later
"Where am i"
Doctor : so you're finally awake

[@Cains_stuff]

You owe 7 thousand dollars

[@augustusdemerius1999]

"He put his son's sons on her face."
I just died -

[@xxxyuri69]

She*

[@fatimaalmaliki3374]

He

[@Prideium9001]

Bruh enough with the ‘pronouns’

[@rosie_tosie]

he put his son’s sons on HIS face…

[@notebookbro]

@@Prideium9001 Tf do you mean 'enough with the pronouns'? Everyone has pronouns including you 💀. Also the original comment is just objectively wrong because it was the mom who put the cream not the son so it should be 'she'.

[@treeztrendz8255]

New title:
“Spider makes kid hallucinate”

[@RaptorBDino]

Yo why is that so accurate? XD

[@spooky5486]

he probably is in a coma

[@gotem5442]

15:13 "Ya know, like a line of cocaina just like SNFFFFFFFFF" 😂😂😂😂👌👌👌

[@itssudhiksha7939]

jay you're my comfort youtuber!

[@gab-vj5uv]

"My mom loves my cream"
Location: *alabama*

[@dmtflix098]

Gabriela Witmer it was the first thing I notice

[@cieraskyes710]

ANTOINE MARSH sweetheart Alabama is not a country

[@Sadagate15093]

Ciera Skyes you gotta admit it’s an ok joke

[@KadeVHS]

@ANTOINE MARSH ._.

[@KadeVHS]

@ANTOINE MARSH ok boomer-

[@abigailhorner4340]

2019: reaction to scary animations
2020: my mom likes my cream

[@abigailhorner4340]

@Lizzie Bløssøm o nooo ull find out when ur older 😂

[@iamgonnagocryagain1401]

@Lizzie Bløssøm Oh my- 😂😂😂

[@lunalovebird2223]

@Lizzie Bløssøm who's gonna tell her?

[@puremunch6258]

Lizzie Bløssøm no wonder u have a gacha pfp

[@hejmonika6419]

@Lizzie Bløssøm you innocent soul

[@tydricewalker3274]

4:18 had me dieing

[@evelynlavender9684]

her: "I don't dare tell my friends"
Also her: *Tells the entire internet*

[@41inchescat_53]

“He’s like Spider-Man, he’s not real” - Jay 2020

[@kadenmorris-rose7033]

300th like

[@kokichikinnie2309]

Renamed tea siS 422 like

[@Mal.Ka1]

Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts *Insert Lenny face*

[@duckygaming7357]

632 like

[@r1ri340]

"if this guy's name isn't Peter Parker, I'm done with this story."
"hI mY nAMe'S jIm"
"J I M ? ! ? !"
that made me laugh so hard-

[@roudhahussain7004]

listinachloris same lol 😂

[@davestylehenry]

Everyone gets one

[@unknowncloud1701]

My name Jeff

[@TEDN00B]

3:49 nice voice crack bro 💀

[@kevinthehose6376]

Bro i didnt hear it but when i saw this comment I heard it XDDDDDDDDD

[@christopherjohnson5748]

Title of the video: "My mom loves my cream."
Literally Everyone on Earth: "FBI should be breaking down that door any minute now."

[@naomiprisella]

Him : "I can shoot webs from my wrists!"
Me : isn't that your palm?

[@Mawfet]

Noami Prisella no comment

[@whoamichelle]

Naomi Prisella no comment

[@kathryncanaguier2557]

no comment

[@nataliowen6011]

No comment

[@duongquocthongho2117]

No comment

[@kenmaswifelol1256]

jim: "i thought i had food poisoning from eating the glowing spider"
you can't get food poisoning from eating something that's not food. that's just poisoning jim.

[@phillyguy6official]

spiders are food in cambodia

[@wzzrdy]

Yea not glowing ones

[@phillyguy6official]

@@wzzrdy still a spider

[@phillyguy6official]

@Eevee :3 I'll be honest that i've never eat them, i live in the us and we don't have those.

[@thenurseinblack1810]

Now I don't have to make this comment lmao!

[@bakuhoekatsuki1562]

If this dude ate a ladybug he would turn into ladybug from Miraculous ladybug lmao

[@walkergirlvlogs571]

As someone with sensitive skin, the last story sounds like chemical burn. I get it time to time and I literally have to use baby soap to keep my face and scalp from getting irritated XD

[@ethanmiller4980]

Jay: "if his name isn't Peter Parker I'm done with this story"
Me: *clicks off video*

[@fruitsalad1377]

Wat

[@OkamiUrsus]

I read this exactly as he said it

[@TbYolo]

He has the lamest fcking name i've heard his name is "Jim" no way Spiderman's first name would be Jim

[@v3910]

You clicked off the video but commented this? 🤨😭👎🏻

[@Chihuahuas123]

@@v3910 *comments this and clicks off video*

[@thatsgrim4309]

Jay: "fakest thing we've heard all year"
Also Jay: only in the 7th day of January

[@emosp1t]

7th day of the year *literally* 😂

[@bxddiecore]

7th day of the decade

[@battle_beanz]

Ocean Marie lmao yep

[@EnzoTDZ]

Arodytchi it’s so funny because it’s 4AM 8th Day Of January..

[@hamburgerman6140]

Enzo TDZ no, it’s funny because we’re only a week into this year. Different time zones.

[@kaitomomota2860]

"are you gonna become Ladybug man?"
TIKI SPOTS ON-

[@bearman2232]

*sailor moon pose*

[@ssocksx]

I'm JUST now seeing a Danganronpa fan under jays old videos 😩

[@kaitomomota2860]

@@ssocksx HEYY YES

[@vitezov]

Imagine a conversation with Jim
Hey wassup Jim
Jim: Im just eating launch
That's cool what are you having for launch ?
Jim: A big ass tarantula and some black widows on the side.

[@kittypawl]

LMFAO

[@gracieplayzroblox2679]

Jay: “you put your son’s sons on your face”
Me: *dying of laughter*

[@ballisticbullet428]

YES

[@xeno7914]

Same but i cant laugh out loud its 3:21 AM

[@itsavery4649]

Guy who ate spiders: I didn’t want anyone too know about my powers
Also him: *tells the entire internet*

[@fadedmemories1013]

Lol so true

[@ahlogic5960]

*tells all his friends*

[@kittylovergurl6452]

😂

[@breechan2939]

XD logic

[@malletstormchaserh3412]

Press f to pay respects to the spiders
F

[@Minaare]

I got a Cetaphil ad 💀💀

[@Frankie_and_fwoggie]

9:57 jay looks like he’s going insane

[@helloiamalive4184]

The glowing spider was probably venomous and he’s having a drug trip

[@Harmony-hg4xo]

Dang thats good

[@icedboba1446]

thats what I was thinking

[@CrazzySaiyan]

I unliked cause I realized it was at 69 so tell me when some guy ruins it so I can like again

[@charmainezara]

speedaman

[@kjtheg.o.a.t156]

I google it we cannot see if things are radioactively charged or not

[@cofii-beanie]

Story: my mom loves my cream
Me: WHY IS THIS SH*T IN ALABAMA

[@monster_hydra4025]

It's a custom in Alabama 👉👌💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦🕳💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦😍

[@phonixe16]

XD

[@cofii-beanie]

Well they are keeping it in the family

[@cofii-beanie]

@@phonixe16 OwO

[@Gremlor]

@@cofii-beanie You're... you're not wrong.

[@sergiucaramidariu]

1:11 "Ayji mama" thats how I feel watching this

[@jj04.11]

he said ay chihuahua but same lmao

[@meroe.]

5:12 what would I do?
Go to church

[@DebbieNewton.]

3:49 he was so shocked about his mom wanting his "cream" that his voice cracked.

[@name6953]

*mom on the phOUHne*

[@sapphivre9617]

I overheard mum on the phÕúne

[@Sugar_Rose]

XD

[@FoxyFriend0724]

Lol

[@danganronpawhore1041]

Kokichi why are you here

[@beckyfromhr588]

Moral of the story: Don’t wipe your son’s “cream” on your face

[@hazelleux.5903]

dont wipe anyones cream on your face
hell dont wipe any cream on your face
dont wipe an alcremie on your face

[@Creaturesoflove]

Just stop using face cream all together

[@drainey0]

At least it works!

[@ngareh4796]

Why can't you eat your son's ice cream 😭 I love ice cream

[@chanyanyanya]

Magic Galaxy But it seems like rubbing kids on your face is great for anti-aging

[@ysabellahuerta3499]

I used to be allergic to soap when I was younger, but my doctor had said that my skin was just very sensitive and that I’d have to use bar soaps and the only liquid soap I’d be able to use is ones for sensitive skin. I thought it was weird but I guess some ingredients in regular liquid soaps irritated my body. Not sure if they still do…to this day I only use body wash that’s not harsh with scented chemicals. I believe the soap story 100% 😭

[@Kristal-Gamer]

yh i agree, for me even bar soaps are irritatable i just use liquid soaps like dove but for her case she could use non fragrance liquid soaps and or alovera liquid soaps

[@chaixvie6845]

"my mom loves my cream"
*God has left the server*
*Satan has joined the server*

[@scarletblack6724]

bro not even Satan joined

[@naranciaisbestboi125]

"I never believed in that whole Uncle Ben thing."
How dare you, sir. His rice is amazing.

[@mr.random4064]

True

[@monkomonkulus]

ok

[@psychocuzwhynot642]

JJBA part 5 huh? I see

[@shasha2156]

YeAh! I agree with you!

[@epiclyepicwill]

Virus Thing omg purple haze

[@r.n8020]

"One of them was glowing"
Jay: *loses his marbles*

[@kizukuji6659]

12:07 gotta love wannabe steve from minecraft

[@acevazquez6934]

Came back after a year to watch this. SHE GOT A WHOLE NEW GENERATION ON HER FACE.

[@kristina9476]

I see the spider one -
"glowing spider"
smells like a little bit of bull

[@storm_fling1062]

ALITTLE BIT THE MAN CLAIMS HE CAN SPEW WEBS FROM HIS WRISTS

[@jenniferstuart5929]

Mario kart player 200, bless little Jimmy’s delusional heart

[@angieandaluz3343]

A little bit of bull.??? 😂😂😂
A lot of bull

[@mauigonz]

Untill then?!

[@oreocat_yt1113]

Mario kart player 200 HAHHAAH!!! A little!? Ya think?

[@ericookie2943]

“You’re just like Spider-Man, you’re not real”
😂😂😂😳

[@Gallant_Studios]

Hey you want my cream

[@Endy1b]

It starts off watery, but after a few seconds it gets really creamy!

[@MoonpiePanda1]

5:33 “If this boy isn’t named Peter Parker-
Jim: I’m jim

[@loserkaren3048]

Me: *see’s jay’s hair*
Also me: *check’s to see how old this is*

[@Deeviouus]

If u like this comment ur gay keep it at 69

[@gamertemmie8679]

I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME he looks way younger.

[@koldwore]

YES THATS EXACTLY WHAT I DID

[@Bl0ody_gxts]

I wanna look that up now ;-;

[@aoiokami3852]

same

[@donuttipsy]

2020: shooting webs from my wrist
2050: *shooting cream from your hand*

[@skylovermc2146]

spl3ndid 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

[@bigbussyprincess1800]

2010s:shooting webs from my wrist
2020:shooting cream from my wrist
You mean this?

[@slayqueenlarachelslay4842]

spl3ndid I mean, without your hand how will you shoot your cream ifyaknowwhatImean

[@-nikki-695]

spl3ndid I now hate the word cream from the comments section

[@crybabybf1990]

why need shooting cream from hand when you can shoot cream from your D- *family-friendly censor*

[@nedlohuwu]

It really is a “facial”

[@Dannyboi42021]

3:09 JUNK SPUNK IS FUNNY ASF

[@xuenn4952]

Jim: "I was surprised to see one of them is glowing lightly"
Jay: *sighs*
SUCH A MOOD.

[@e.wallxo]

XD

[@xxrdexx718]

Jay: "Eat the snail and become Snailman!"
Me: *thinks of that episode of Spongebob where Gary could talk*

[@kyurrypaws]

Lol

[@rosevelvet29]

GARY IS JAY!!!!!! LOL

[@StoneyTammiiBabiiee27]

Bruhh I swear I did too🤣🤣

[@LanNguyen-kx7fp]

“You put your son son’s on your face.”
Bro jay is that dude 😂

[@windycrispinmiller3662]

this dude jim is like 'people all over the world eat insects, and nothing happens to them'
then tries to get superpowers by eating spiders and is surprised when nothing happens

[@vwithabeanieisawholeasscon692]

"When I woke up, I felt odd. My skin was tingling all over."
That's the poison setting in sweetheart.

[@ChaseB531]

============ 🤢 🚽

[@lilyfae7197]

He was tripping while dying

[@dove5777]

He tripin ballz

[@cookiemaker3416]

Yep

[@StanTwiceZ]

I was literally waiting for the second story to end with “then I woke up”

[@shysquirrel4292]

Same, I was just waiting for it, but it never happened 😒

[@ecxense]

he did wake up his mom woke him up

[@miaacevedo3124]

Hi ONCE!! I STAN TWICE LOL BYE!

[@norlizaabdullah8300]

15:35 SYMTOMS 😂😂😂

[@anessthesiaa]

HIS LAUGH IS SO CONTAGIOUS

[@leen8469]

*"my mom loves my cream"*
aight, imma head out

[@ksteaksauce4824]

*Floats away*

[@shaded4009]

Petiton to send Jim to Australia. He'll find what he's looking for.

[@tiana7609]

lol😂

[@jazzii2043]

Freaking Weeb yes

[@azula5965]

Freaking Weeb i donate 100 dollars lol 😂

[@jelly_rose6282]

Mom in video: "my skin loves it!"
Me: "Aight imma head out"

[@jakesmith5253]

He eats spiders and shoots webs I eat chicken and I grew feathers

[@trishie_V]

“I’m allergic to soap,”
_at least you’re not allergic to water_

[@blankslate7491]

Then you'd meet a jerk named pablo

[@kittenmitten2948]

Absolute Calamity I am not Pablo, I am *PABLA*

[@biggerdude1266]

@@kittenmitten2948 OH MY GOD 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

[@nemonade2695]

P
3
P

[@yourtrashygacha3033]

BUT IM ALLERGIC TO THE SUN

[@MaTeiso4]

"The Human IQ is increasing with time"
Jim:

[@thatsgrim4309]

Bold of you to assume he's human

[@flamingjack9238]

Bold of you to think he has IQ

[@xaiiphon]

Jay: "You gonna become Ladybug Man?"
I think you mean Mister Bug

[@yourweirduncle4441]

14:43.... *SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH* thats what they doing jay......they flexing

[@utubeagnesia]

"I'm gonna laugh so hard if he becomes a ladybug"
*..."THE SNAIL. EAT THE SNAIL. BECOME A SNAIL MAN."*

[@renren6328]

Agnesia oh my god Same

[@cyanrecords7933]

@Gacha_ GG yes+!

[@WaiseiHanabi]

Funny

[@user-sq6ks7sm4o]

Kris. GET THE POTASSIUM.

[@vloggerbonakid6178]

"I woke up feeling..odd"
Me: Please let him have 8 legs.

[@mmallowwxp]

Me after watching it 2

[@deajpeg]

420 likes

[@allysavard7798]

My first thought was *damn I love Jay’s shirt it’s amazing I want to get one but in black🤣

[@sirithinkimdrunk9584]

"my mom loves my cream"
ladies and gentlemen *we got em*

[@goldencamurupt6782]

“You’re just like spiderman you’re not real” Holy hell-

[@emiliamartinez4197]

Damn
burn

[@kendrademon7250]

Lol

[@corbinphillips3169]

omg so he's my dad😱

[@yarieldaviscondevillalongo7118]

Bro i don't wanna be mean but Jim I don't know what kind of drugs you were into at that time like WTF

[@mrmemes7883]

"My mom really does love my cream"
Me, eating a bagel with cream cheese:
*_You know, maybe I'm not hungry anymore._*

[@solowmute7735]

Lol

[@Babiestbabygirl]

Lmao

[@CosmicLatte69]

id get more hungry tbh

[@mrmemes7883]

@@CosmicLatte69 r/cursedcomments

[@biscuit3456]

@@CosmicLatte69 did this reply section really need to know that :/

[@Eyesmasher01]

He broke one of the rules of being Spider-Man. He told people he had spider powers.

[@kittyyoutuber9]

The whole cream story could’ve been avoided if he said that the jar was empty and he was using it for an experiment.

[@kayla-fy1zs]

title : my mom loves my “cream”
location : alabama

[@tinyaxolotl9149]

Sweet home Alabama ahahahhahahqhqhahhqhah

[@yeahidontexisthere2680]

@@tinyaxolotl9149 sWeET HomE ALaBaMA~

[@zdiac_wlf8369]

SWEET ALABAMA!

[@theyalllovelaney]

we aren’t cousin lovers. *my one friend* EXCEPT THAT ONE. THAT ONE IS WEIRD. HES FROM MICHIGAN THOUGH

[@heartstringsz1397]

*_S W E E T H O M E A L A B A M A_*

[@bobguyTDG]

"Imagine their surprise after locking the door to my room." I'd rather not

[@midas5606]

I just got out the shower then wacted it then noticed the last one

[@simply.simpler]

Mom: Go play with the neighbors kid.
The neighbors kid: *Eats spiders to get superpowers

[@vamp_omari9377]

Why are all the girls in the animations allergic to something like soap, water or sun

[@Supercoolguy69420]

Real

[@_TheTia_]

Him: "I eat spiders"
Me: goodbye.

[@brina6063]

GalaxyStudioz one of my substitute teachers in elementary school ate spiders off the wall. I absolutely hated her😂

[@_TheTia_]

@@brina6063 I am disappointed in her ಠ_ಠ

[@donteroxx1613]

3:47 so nobody's gonna talk about how his voice hilariously cracked? No? Okay.

[@urlocalgrandmafromthehood1911]

omg 😂

[@axelgarcia1433]

XD

[@hiddenforeverhelp1196]

Wait.. Let's talk...

[@cosmix4460]

phOne

[@poopoopeepee4754]

BAHAHA that was HALARIOUS!!

[@AngeI_dust0_0]

is no one gonna talk about how in the first animation that boy is just wearing the same exact shirt as adrien agreste from miraclous

[@ItsJustAshe]

2:24 🤣😂🤣 bro if I laughed I would’ve woken up everyone in my house

[@astoriarowe5949]

"Since I didn't want everyone discovering me powers" ... makes this video...

[@deims9634]

Lol

[@addiction1132]

Bullshitted

[@enderblade1539]

His super power is shooting jiz

[@yllzeka3512]

Jay comes in with world war three

[@alonzogutierrez7484]

"I never believed in that whole Uncle Ben thing."
And this guy calls himself a Spider-Man fan.

[@meowitsnani3165]

Alonzo Gutierrez EXACTLY

[@andrekiser7712]

Alonzo Gutierrez hahahahahaahhaaha

[@sabrina8887]

I'm a huge fan of the movie spider man and this hurts to watch 😅

[@monkostudios9630]

Spider man used a gadget he built for shooting the webs in the comics and movies yet he calls himself a fan? smh

[@marialigiastanciu1927]

That "spider-man" guy is by all means, a bigger liar than Kokichi.

[@dayshapollard5437]

12:43 happened to my aunty after her surgery she just has to use really specific brands like Johnson baby shit

[@beelzblocks]

Jays appearance is changing. He’s actually evolving into a dad holy shit

[@besantranslation6467]

I've noticed

[@jamessmith8044]

its the hair lol

[@jamierahnasto399]

Especially because of the messed up hair, and the (pimples? please tell me what they are) on his face.

[@mannyh.6181]

It’s acne so yeah pimples 😂 When he was getting mad at the girl with the soap allergies I was like “Clearer skin from not using soap? I don’t know Jay maybe you should go for it” 😂 I’ll try it too since I have some as well

[@dizzybutmc]

“WHY DID HE LOOK DOWN WHEN HE SAID THAT!?”

[@SenSwami_]

"it starts out watery and then gets creamy!!"
Jay: *WTF and laughs*
Me: *BRUH!! laughs the whole vid becuase of JAYS ROASTS.*
Jay! your one of the funniest guys in the whole world!!!!!! your on the top 10. 😉😳

[@Jordan-jh2yc]

So this is why Thanos wanted to eradicate humanity

[@jessicakaemery]

"My mum loves my cream"
God: *Noah. Get the boat*

[@sunsetflower5343]

And get all the animals to

[@youtbe-wf8360]

HAHAHA

[@creator-kun.1832]

LMAO

[@tinyreee3044]

lol

[@arshiaaghaei]

I figure this time god would yeet Noah out of the boat and only let animals in

[@MeUrDevil]

Jay: *"Eat the snail become a snailman"*
Me: *Dying at lunch spitting my chocolate milk out*

[@hibridnovozilo2605]

Who has chocholate milk for lunch

[@MeUrDevil]

@@hibridnovozilo2605 I'd rather drink chocolate than whole white milk 😢

[@MeUrDevil]

@Dancing On My Hippos Grave 😂😂 No lmao

[@tambi4852]

Drink choccy milk then you shoot milk out of... Nevermind...

[@Charceres]

@@MeUrDevil same 😫😓😪

[@quinnmorgan7644]

6:12 not a spiderman kinnie- 🕳🧑‍🦯

[@m1n1onnn]

9:15 yea, your life was about to change upside down unto the deep, deep down pits my man

[@Jetfox967]

True Stories: my mom loves my "cream"
Me: goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy

[@squirtisconner]

underrated i love this comment

[@lynn_abd]

His hair is like me when I wake up for school lol 😂

[@someonefakeok50]

same

[@jackuk2700]

His hair is just like my hair *all the time*

[@YariAbigailX3]

Only For Twice same

[@kaiyamitchell309]

Twice❤✌

[@jackuk2700]

PJ Owl no

[@SuyinBeifong]

Honestly, Jay looks very cute in this vid :D

[@berrination]

bro I love that hair style!