We have all failed Red Lobster (and Beyoncé)

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  • @MountainsoftheHeart
    @MountainsoftheHeart Před 28 dny +74

    The prices went up, the quality and portions went way down.

    • @cactustree505
      @cactustree505 Před 28 dny +5

      Exactly! That is why it's failing. I used to like it but ended up hating RL because of the poor quality at that price point. Haven't been in over a decade.

    • @DTWMTX
      @DTWMTX Před 25 dny +2

      Standard restaurant business model 2024!

  • @Ceares
    @Ceares Před 18 dny +4

    every mother's day and birthday, Red Lobster is all my mom wants to eat. I went and got her some today and had to tell her that she's gonna have to pick another place by the time her b-day rolls around because that store looked like it was already near death. I think only one person was working there--he was awesome(tossed like 8 biscuits in the bag for free) but-yeah. We grew up eating there, so there's definite nostalgia but tbh I'd never eat there of my own accord. ETA there's 6 stores left in a city of almost 7 million and 2 of them are "temporarily" closed.

  • @edcpike
    @edcpike Před 28 dny +122

    My BFF was dying of cancer. Red Lobster was one of her favorite places for lunch. We brought her the works in the hospital. She was so happy. So I’m gonna miss this place.

    • @AConquerorsVendetta
      @AConquerorsVendetta Před 28 dny +3

      Your bf was both a boy and a girl? Is this AI?

    • @steggopotamus
      @steggopotamus Před 28 dny +13

      I think they meant best friend. But I've never seen that turned into initials before

    • @john2g1
      @john2g1 Před 28 dny +14

      Usually you say BFF to distinguish Best Friend from BoyFriend...
      But also context clues.

    • @AConquerorsVendetta
      @AConquerorsVendetta Před 28 dny +1

      @@steggopotamus me either, it doesn't make sense

    • @edcpike
      @edcpike Před 28 dny +15

      I meant Best Friend. Her name was Pam Nicholson and I miss her everyday.

  • @stephenphillips6245
    @stephenphillips6245 Před 28 dny +70

    The endless shrimp represented a majority of thier quarter loss.

    • @Playingwithproxies
      @Playingwithproxies Před 27 dny +4

      Their endless shrimp used to be endless snow crab but they couldn’t make it profitable so they switched to shrimp

    • @michaelsmith4904
      @michaelsmith4904 Před 25 dny

      Turns out people aren't dumb enough to fall for loss leaders and make it their main course!

  • @amy-freebirdp7869
    @amy-freebirdp7869 Před 25 dny +5

    I remember when I was so excited I could finally afford to go Red Lobster.

  • @sulemanomerson
    @sulemanomerson Před 28 dny +36

    I'm gonna miss the biscuits

  • @otrwarrior
    @otrwarrior Před 28 dny +23

    Hold TF up.... I'M the one who usually pays when we go!!! It ain't my fault..... but I am kinda broke tho🤔

  • @chrisanthemum7
    @chrisanthemum7 Před 20 dny +2

    If they put all of their energy into making those biscuits like they were in the 80s and 90s, they would be fine.

  • @WillemDafuq69
    @WillemDafuq69 Před 27 dny +6

    Their prices have become outrageous

  • @Tao_Tology
    @Tao_Tology Před 28 dny +21

    I recently learned that Dulce is a huge Red Dwarf fan, like we're talking _life long_ fandom.
    That is all I can think about when she is talking.

    • @bodhimind108
      @bodhimind108 Před 28 dny +4

      REALLY!!?? That makes me love her even more.

    • @jamesbeachem5244
      @jamesbeachem5244 Před 28 dny

      Red dwarf as in a star or DnD?

    • @queentopia9225
      @queentopia9225 Před 27 dny +1

      Possibly the show

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology Před 27 dny +2

      @@bodhimind108 Indeedy, she talked about growing up watching it and other british shows on the BetterThanLife podcast. 👍🏻

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology Před 27 dny +3

      @@jamesbeachem5244 Tv show.

  • @lisear2926
    @lisear2926 Před 27 dny +6

    I ate a lobster dinner at Red Lobster the day I found out I was allergic to seafood 🤷

  • @creativelife9871
    @creativelife9871 Před 27 dny +3

    I love Red Lobster! 🤣😩😩

  • @JJNow-gg9so
    @JJNow-gg9so Před 28 dny +35

    People are using bureaucracy as an excuse. It's money hungry people that own businesses. This is my opinion of what's going on with Red lobster and many other places.

    • @lankyrob6369
      @lankyrob6369 Před 27 dny

      Try opening a restaurant.
      After you simply pay the food and alcohol permits... get back to me.
      Not the rent, not the labor, not the food costs, not insurance... just the permits.
      Will already be more than you ever planned on spending..

    • @TheRealBatCave
      @TheRealBatCave Před 27 dny

      Uve clearly never ran a business, probably haven't even worked 4 1

    • @gorkon87
      @gorkon87 Před 27 dny

      An alcohol permit is a license to print money​@lankyrob6369

    • @ZT1ST
      @ZT1ST Před 23 dny

      ​@@lankyrob6369 I mean, you can always just not apply for the alcohol permits and just not serve alcohol.
      At least until you can afford to do so.

    • @ZT1ST
      @ZT1ST Před 23 dny

      ​@@TheRealBatCaveRed Lobster's a franchise, no? They should be able to handle economic shifts, and afford their own franchise chain locations.

  • @mike-ws3jl
    @mike-ws3jl Před 14 dny +1

    Women like this took the endless shrimp deal too far.

  • @smnptk
    @smnptk Před 27 dny +4

    We went not long ago and it was so incredibly expensive I couldn't believe it! I'd rather go to a better place for that price!

  • @ana_isabela7113
    @ana_isabela7113 Před 14 dny +1

    Totally unrelated but THAT blue ring is GORGEOUS!!! Does anyone knows where is it from? 😅 thank you 😅

  • @flagthiscensors
    @flagthiscensors Před 28 dny +15

    Queen Dulce 4evah! 👸🏾

  • @jasoncramer6717
    @jasoncramer6717 Před 28 dny +5

    Since i was a kid, eating at red lobster was my "made it" goal. Once i was a successful adult I'd have the loose money to throw away on food at a fancy place like red lobster. Im almost there i really think this summer imma take a little time off and take the family outnto dinner... And they decide now is the time to go under!?

    • @longlivedemocracy756
      @longlivedemocracy756 Před 27 dny

      😂

    • @GodlyNoghri
      @GodlyNoghri Před 26 dny

      Well, if your goals are low enoigh, they should be attainable... not sure how you didn't manage this one yet... though anything involving the legal system is ironically extremely slow, so you've got time.

    • @Mary-KristenHudson
      @Mary-KristenHudson Před 25 dny +1

      Red Lobster is fancy now? 🤔🧐

    • @jasoncramer6717
      @jasoncramer6717 Před 24 dny

      @@Mary-KristenHudson I thought it was 20 years ago at least. Haven't had a chance to find out myself. It's like $20 a plate though, gotta be fancy

  • @kaelhooten8468
    @kaelhooten8468 Před 28 dny +56

    Red Lobster failed us for two and a half decades, the model became unsustainable in the face of ever decreasing fisheries and tighter regulations leading to increased costs.

    • @ericwilliams1659
      @ericwilliams1659 Před 28 dny +9

      I just go for the biscuits, and I can buy them now in the frozen section.

    • @WillemDafuq69
      @WillemDafuq69 Před 27 dny +11

      Ah, yes, blame the regulations, never the corporate greed.

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      @user-hh3ew3oe6t Před 27 dny

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    • @Tstumpman
      @Tstumpman Před 27 dny +3

      It's not the regulations.

  • @JohnsPrime
    @JohnsPrime Před 27 dny +3

    Anybody else find this cringe?

  • @Pete_952
    @Pete_952 Před 25 dny

    In the 80s, we used to laugh at the name "Red Lobster." They never had served lobster ever!

  • @ShoNuffSoulBro1
    @ShoNuffSoulBro1 Před 26 dny

    Dear Dr. Ruth; Please send help ! I have fallen and get it up ! 🥴💥

  • @philippelemaire4884
    @philippelemaire4884 Před 28 dny +3

    Went down under years ago in Canada

  • @Visitkarte
    @Visitkarte Před 28 dny +12

    I love her! 🥰

  • @___beyondhorizon4664
    @___beyondhorizon4664 Před 27 dny +4

    Noooooooooo ! not beluga whale 😅

    • @GSBarlev
      @GSBarlev Před 17 dny

      "Aren't Beluga whales intelligent?"
      "Not this one. He blew all his money on dogecoin."
      "Ooh, in that case, pass me some of the melon."

  • @garybrown4449
    @garybrown4449 Před 22 dny

    Go girl go .

  • @pecanstep
    @pecanstep Před 22 dny

    I love Red Lobster

  • @user-ps7yj1ir6b
    @user-ps7yj1ir6b Před 26 dny

    Fried chicken to the rescue !

  • @ladyvanda
    @ladyvanda Před 28 dny +7

    There’s no way these are real people genuinely laughing

  • @evangaudet
    @evangaudet Před 25 dny +1

    The daily show only works with John Stewart. I’m sorry.

  • @naimamorgan6209
    @naimamorgan6209 Před 25 dny

    Unfortunately the only one doing their job are the chedder bay biscuits. They sadly aren't enough for basic food at ridiculous prices.

  • @muxux4
    @muxux4 Před 27 dny +1

    Nooooooooooooooo!

  • @sunnylilme
    @sunnylilme Před 26 dny

    Amen.

  • @cathyh675
    @cathyh675 Před 24 dny

    They still pay their servers $2.13 an hour. The exact same wage as when I worked there in 1995. Labor costs! SMDH

    • @thefishingpol
      @thefishingpol Před 23 dny

      Exact same wage since at least the 70s. Now that's fukked up!

  • @marierobinson5399
    @marierobinson5399 Před 28 dny +11

    I adore her, she is soon funny!

  • @Draggster_Evan04
    @Draggster_Evan04 Před 28 dny +2

    Bankruptcy

  • @thomasbowers1210
    @thomasbowers1210 Před 28 dny +14

    Beluga whale, that line had me cackling!

  • @MizTree
    @MizTree Před 28 dny +5

    You had me crying. Ty

  • @zephyr2002
    @zephyr2002 Před 26 dny

    The one time I ate at Red Lobster it was disgusting. Sayonara.

  • @themarlboromandalorian

    Yeah no.
    Red lobster probably should just go under.

  • @Dreamsingah
    @Dreamsingah Před 23 dny

    Dulceeeeeeeee🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @bZgtHeSTD
    @bZgtHeSTD Před 21 dnem

    I prefer the cheesecake factory anyway

  • @user-sk9hh9cx7d
    @user-sk9hh9cx7d Před 27 dny

    Lots of 🦞lobster fishermen losing their job.
    Lieutenant Dan.😢

  • @samholcombe3129
    @samholcombe3129 Před 28 dny +6

    Could unlimited all you can eat shrimp have anything to do with it? Because my D game is just fine, it’s the P game that’s slacking here.

  • @RacieRain
    @RacieRain Před 16 dny

    They should.

  • @troybody6662
    @troybody6662 Před 28 dny +14

    She's so pretty.

  • @Fortunapage839
    @Fortunapage839 Před 27 dny

    I had bad shrimp there. I never was so sick and all my life.

  • @man.of.god.
    @man.of.god. Před 16 dny

    I suppose to work there why are they closing?!

  • @thefishingpol
    @thefishingpol Před 23 dny

    For $20 I can make all the different shrimp dishes they offer, with more per plate.
    Stop gouging, claiming it's cost and labor and watch your customer count go back up, and I'll bet you'll still make a profit. 😉

  • @charlesthomas135
    @charlesthomas135 Před 27 dny

    Has Red Lobster tried not being gross?

  • @The_Keh27
    @The_Keh27 Před 28 dny +3

    Never been to Red Lobster as they don't exist here (though we have tons of lobster fishing). As for Beyonce - meh. never cared for her

    • @cactustree505
      @cactustree505 Před 28 dny +1

      Some of the best lobster we ever ate was on our Nova Scotia vacation.

  • @bozarts22
    @bozarts22 Před 28 dny +4

    She's the best!!❤❤❤❤😂😂😂

  • @mini-t2348
    @mini-t2348 Před 18 dny

    Their food is horrible last time we were there they didn’t have half the menu items 2/3 of the staff was gone no bartender and our lunch took over an hour to get to us
    Oh and the food was terrible

  • @atarahashirazi1941
    @atarahashirazi1941 Před 26 dny

    It couldn't be a crashing crab market caused by climate change could it? I'm sure that didn't help.

  • @hippiehillape
    @hippiehillape Před 27 dny

    Red lobster fell off decades ago
    Let them fail

  • @troybody6662
    @troybody6662 Před 28 dny

    What does she means by "C" food?

  • @medusagorgon8432
    @medusagorgon8432 Před 24 dny

    You are delicious Lady!🤎
    And hilarious.😅🤣

  • @cepavrai
    @cepavrai Před 28 dny +4

    Please just drop dulcé out of tbs. She's lowering the game.

  • @deborahwood7459
    @deborahwood7459 Před 27 dny +2

    Joking about eating beluga whale ain't funny..

  • @jeffwallace6011
    @jeffwallace6011 Před 27 dny

    Couldn't happen to a better restaurant they are always overcooked the lobster anyway is there a better at cooking crab

  • @MVSquire
    @MVSquire Před 25 dny +2

    Not funny

  • @bluepandaman
    @bluepandaman Před 28 dny

    Who is this.

  • @sciencesaves
    @sciencesaves Před 28 dny +5

    This is zero funnies

  • @reneejones-gt1om
    @reneejones-gt1om Před 25 dny

    That food is gross

  • @kenkneram4819
    @kenkneram4819 Před 27 dny

    Beluga whale huh?
    I haven't had it but your friend who works at the aquarium has. 😠

  • @BigDanTeague
    @BigDanTeague Před 27 dny +3

    This is powerfully unfunny

  • @AlejandraSabina
    @AlejandraSabina Před 27 dny +2

    Why do I dislike this lady so much? The only one I like is Jon, the others I can stand but don't find them funny

  • @calvindenzmorejr3088
    @calvindenzmorejr3088 Před 28 dny +11

    Your diet game is weak.

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 Před 28 dny +4

      She's on the seafood diet. She sees food and she eats it.

    • @jovanreid6782
      @jovanreid6782 Před 28 dny

      At least she isn't unsightly on the inside, unlike the kind of lop who fat shames.

  • @E.B.M_
    @E.B.M_ Před 28 dny +1

    I’m glad nobody is commenting on those bad jokes

  • @The_Mole
    @The_Mole Před 28 dny +2

    Your logic is flawed. It's not about weak d*** game. We are supposed to pay for dinner before we get a chance to play, anyway. It's just that we don't want to eat fish twice an evening.

  • @TagusMan
    @TagusMan Před 26 dny

    Nothing funny about the Daily Show anymore. No joke woke.

  • @joethomas4940
    @joethomas4940 Před 27 dny +1

    Real comedians don't have to be vulger. This nauseating.

  • @Wisconsin_Local_139_Crane_Guy

    Who is this person any why is she on tv. Only watched 10
    Seconds of it and had to stop. Seriously people? This is 2024….

  • @machomacho1704
    @machomacho1704 Před 28 dny +2

    Boooooo!!Boo-boo!!! That was wack! These jokes are so weak

  • @dh3279
    @dh3279 Před 27 dny +1

    Not even a little bit funny.