Theo Von talks about AA, Dealers with Wolves, and Feeling Good

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  • Brendan talks with Theo about his meetings, a dealer he knew with a pet wolf, and feeling good about himself.
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  • @joshuasmith6346
    @joshuasmith6346 Před 6 lety +256

    I dont know if he was a pet but they knew each other

    • @tomlyon6143
      @tomlyon6143 Před 5 lety +16

      Joshua Smith another fucking classic from Theo which went straight over the head of the host hahaha he's too funny

    • @debbiekaye7880
      @debbiekaye7880 Před 5 lety

      LMAO! I died! 😂 Theo is hilarious!

    • @linusaxelsson3940
      @linusaxelsson3940 Před 5 lety +5

      I had to pause the video and leave the room to go laugh for a minute.

    • @clavididk1236
      @clavididk1236 Před 5 lety +1

      Literally the funniest thing I've ever heard 😂😂😂

    • @ebsmith86
      @ebsmith86 Před 5 lety +1

      I came for this comment. Didn't disappoint

  • @Fifatrill
    @Fifatrill Před 5 lety +61

    “wolf got that dry intake”
    theo should narrate nature documentaries

  • @hoepocalypsesavior
    @hoepocalypsesavior Před 5 lety +11

    "I don't care about drinking and drugs, but I do care about how I feel inside of myself" - Theo von

  • @you7uber5
    @you7uber5 Před 5 lety +35

    Ill snort the neighbor's gram if they leave the window open. Had me rolling.

  • @brunsta234
    @brunsta234 Před 6 lety +167

    I'm detoxing off heroin rn , can't wait to be over it, about a week I'll be good

    • @Broxty
      @Broxty Před 6 lety +8

      dwd ded keep on it bruh!

    • @brunsta234
      @brunsta234 Před 6 lety +18

      Broxty just got word I got accepted to rehab In Florida bruh... go in two days , fuck yeah

    • @KingnEm
      @KingnEm Před 6 lety +6

      dwd ded stay strong

    • @abracadabrablah
      @abracadabrablah Před 6 lety +5

      dwd ded keep going homie

    • @dforreall9902
      @dforreall9902 Před 6 lety +6

      dwd ded keep going brother.

  • @StaindHand
    @StaindHand Před 6 lety +5

    God, I love the chemistry that happens between these two-fer always end up laughing out loud many, many times

  • @Lodurrson
    @Lodurrson Před 6 lety +73

    “My uncle had a rusted potato for an eyebrow.”
    -Theo Von

  • @nicholaswojton8258
    @nicholaswojton8258 Před 5 lety +19

    I would kill to read theo's 4th step

  • @marimiller559
    @marimiller559 Před 6 lety +31

    I can relate with what Theo said about being born with a chip on your shoulder never feeling ok.

  • @odamnitssam
    @odamnitssam Před 5 lety +1

    Theo von clips have the best comment section. the man has so many quotables 😂😂😂😂

  • @ladyrest8455
    @ladyrest8455 Před 5 lety +8

    " a pet wolf?"
    "they knew each other"
    😣😂😂

  • @thisisbrakspudonttouchit4208

    has anyone ever seen Riff Raff and Theo Von in the same room?

    • @boomerkuwanger4863
      @boomerkuwanger4863 Před 5 lety +1

      They both hang around Simon Rex too

    • @suk4honesty
      @suk4honesty Před 5 lety +1

      Fuck

    • @maedelelawhorn9738
      @maedelelawhorn9738 Před 5 lety +1

      I been commenting the same thing on theo's vids. He reminds me of riff raff so much...plus riff raff got a mullet now too. They look like brothers. Lol

    • @imayhaveadhd
      @imayhaveadhd Před 5 lety +1

      You called it and made it happen lol

    • @mattmrc
      @mattmrc Před 4 lety

      Dude... now I can't un-see it 😮

  • @mr.randomvideos2928
    @mr.randomvideos2928 Před 6 lety +31

    Nordstrom rack mechanic. Lmfao

  • @DopeEd
    @DopeEd Před 6 lety +11

    Hes such a mindful dude.

  • @christophersklanka4823

    Theos jokes are real and relatable which make them so fun

  • @LetsBeClear87
    @LetsBeClear87 Před 5 lety +2

    “Do something strange for some change” LOL

  • @JahEerie
    @JahEerie Před 6 lety +17

    "62 or 3 pounds".
    The coke has given him a very accurate power of estimation ⚖

  • @diesel92kj1
    @diesel92kj1 Před 6 lety +32

    R.I.P Bryan Callen.

  • @courtneyg678
    @courtneyg678 Před 3 lety

    FANTASTIC, THEO.

  • @jayteezy8588
    @jayteezy8588 Před 5 lety

    This is a good discussion. I didn't like Theo that much @1st but he's growing on me

  • @dustinhansen7228
    @dustinhansen7228 Před 5 lety +2

    :38 Im DYINGGGGGG "I'll kill the neighbors gram if they leave a window open." "I'll put a spice rack to its knees"

  • @vintagegrecco7083
    @vintagegrecco7083 Před 6 lety +1

    And then he picked up Daryl strawberry??? Hahahaha that killed me

  • @stang93ful
    @stang93ful Před 5 lety

    Theo is hilarious!!! One of the funniest dude's I've ever heard. The puns, ad libs, and vocab he throws into shit while explaining shit is ridiculously funny.

  • @_KASM_
    @_KASM_ Před 5 lety +1

    "I don't know if he was a pet but they knew each other" ...hahahahah

  • @gerardwhytelads
    @gerardwhytelads Před 5 lety +1

    I don't know if he was a pet, they definitely knew each other
    Hahahahahaa

  • @manicmurph
    @manicmurph Před 5 lety +4

    "And then you got Daryl Strawberry?" 🤣 like he picked him up, got the hooker, got the drugs, next stop....Daryl Strawberry!

  • @jasonhines5524
    @jasonhines5524 Před 5 lety

    You both dance well together. Goodluck.

  • @barnabasjones4501
    @barnabasjones4501 Před 4 lety

    Well done Brendan.

  • @danielsmith225
    @danielsmith225 Před 5 lety +6

    He probably has a habit of that after doing it for so long. I always have to have a drink in my hand from drinking alcohol a lot.

  • @80brax04
    @80brax04 Před 5 lety +1

    I liked the "sneaky" part of doing coke because I don't like to share!

  • @yandman26
    @yandman26 Před 6 lety +4

    I don't know if it was a pet , they knew each other

  • @rfan6382
    @rfan6382 Před 5 lety

    My father was from Nicaragua my mother's from Illinois

  • @FinznFowl82
    @FinznFowl82 Před 2 lety

    I searched Jim Norton theo von after this and theres a picture of all of them Jim, Daryl strawberry, and theres theo von blasted out of his mind. Jawing and all

  • @tylerroyse2142
    @tylerroyse2142 Před 6 lety +3

    Brendan ain't taking anyone's drugs

  • @fushion999
    @fushion999 Před 5 lety

    God damm you have a long way to go! LMFAO

  • @WillSmith-qq5ew
    @WillSmith-qq5ew Před 5 lety

    "this thing prolly weighed 62, 63 pounds" ahah thats pretty damn specific lmao

  • @WillSmith-qq5ew
    @WillSmith-qq5ew Před 5 lety +1

    4:36 Brendan starring str8 at his mouth while hes making the common coke head gesture haha Jesus Christ he aint sober lol

  • @blakeandrews3613
    @blakeandrews3613 Před 6 lety +9

    Man I have no fucking idea if some of these stories from Theo are real or if he’s joking

    • @DopeEd
      @DopeEd Před 6 lety +4

      Haha i love it when people are like 'is he playing a character?' I think the answer is... theo IS a character!

    • @Samb1399
      @Samb1399 Před 6 lety

      All this stories are true Just some are more embellished and others

    • @kikyosnail1464
      @kikyosnail1464 Před 6 lety

      He's like the southern Joey Diaz

  • @rscheifers
    @rscheifers Před 6 lety +26

    @ 4:35 You can't tell me that's not a coke twitch hahahha 🤣🤣 and he has rubbed his nose 72x in 8 min

    • @stevebuschemi2205
      @stevebuschemi2205 Před 6 lety

      hardcore coke twitch tho lolololll

    • @MrStognabologna
      @MrStognabologna Před 6 lety +1

      Haha thought the same thing. Maybe switched to Adderall....

    • @wq198mnr
      @wq198mnr Před 6 lety +8

      RLS it’s called self conscious after Brendan said he has a beak he felt self conscious so you begin to touch it as you’re thinking about it

    • @wq198mnr
      @wq198mnr Před 6 lety +11

      Tee Munee he’s clearly not on cocaine... I hate when people always say that shit like everyone is on some type of drug

    • @skillzorz101
      @skillzorz101 Před 6 lety +17

      It's a pretty commonly known phenomenon that if you bring up cocaine to someone who has a history with it, there is a good chance that they will start sniffing and rub their nose. Those actions and deeply entwined with the thought of the drug.

  • @80brax04
    @80brax04 Před 5 lety +3

    The hunt for drugs was half the fun.The people I met and the crazy places I ended up was as fun as doing the drug itself.

  • @JamesExcell-InterJex
    @JamesExcell-InterJex Před 6 lety

    Pet wolf?
    I don't know if it was a pet...but they knew each other....fucking lmao.

  • @dknox90803
    @dknox90803 Před 5 lety

    Anonymity at the level of press, radio, tv and films.

  • @jer2689
    @jer2689 Před 5 lety

    Living in Canada ive met a dealer who owned a wolf-dog. chills in his front yard and scopes people out. Thats that real shit, u dont guck with a man who owns a wolf

  • @rhettmelton
    @rhettmelton Před 5 lety

    I'll put a spicerack on it's knees. 'Kill a gram of cinnamon from an isle over

  • @samholder196
    @samholder196 Před 6 lety +20

    Let him tell the story, Brendan.

  • @0HerroPrease
    @0HerroPrease Před 4 lety

    I didn’t know Nordstrom Rack did tires!

  • @zm3616
    @zm3616 Před 5 lety

    i aint leaving no wet nose next to my cocaine hahaha

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o Před 6 lety +1

    Somebody get Theo a tissue

  • @lallyoisin
    @lallyoisin Před 5 lety

    Someone just got set up!

  • @atomicfrylock
    @atomicfrylock Před 4 lety +2

    Brendan says a slight addiction to pain killers. 🤷🤷🤷

  • @bryanfrombuffalo7685
    @bryanfrombuffalo7685 Před 5 lety +1

    Brendan " I had a slight addiction and intervention" schaub

  • @Nautilus1972
    @Nautilus1972 Před 5 lety

    Fuckin AA. Why? I quit drinkin ten years ago, and the thought of having to go to meetings .. .. WHY?

  • @Daniel-sh7pl
    @Daniel-sh7pl Před 5 lety +1

    Brendon is a type of guy that if you give him a couple of drinks he'll turn gay or talk about trade stuff with you. Lol no I just played.. we drank last week........ help me

  • @cwhite2156
    @cwhite2156 Před 5 lety

    volume too low

  • @JuanAlvarezPurposeWarrior

    Brenda 🤫

  • @gramnailer5397
    @gramnailer5397 Před 5 lety

    You can always tell someone who used to do coke because when you start talking about it that nose just start itchin boi. Catching ghost drains from ‘08

  • @TheTaterTotP80
    @TheTaterTotP80 Před 5 lety +2

    Fucked up to have a Wolf in a drug house, though. Cruel. It DID need to be rescued. So is stealing Dogs but obviously they are joking.

  • @odinsfolk3870
    @odinsfolk3870 Před 5 lety +2

    Being in Administrative Segregation while my daughter was born was rock bottom for me. Hail Odin

  • @Daniel-sh7pl
    @Daniel-sh7pl Před 5 lety

    How come Brandon knows the name of the taxi driver Theo never said his name

    • @chriscold1222
      @chriscold1222 Před 5 lety +1

      rivdan 238 he definitely says his name.

  • @louisg99
    @louisg99 Před 6 lety +98

    Brendan is boring in the presence of Theo

    • @zyourzgrandzmaz
      @zyourzgrandzmaz Před 6 lety +7

      Brendan would still be boring if he was wearing a clown outfit.

    • @joegusset5902
      @joegusset5902 Před 6 lety +1

      No

    • @JackassMcJerkAss
      @JackassMcJerkAss Před 6 lety +7

      can't forget his lovely ability to just repeat the last few words of whatever funny thing his guest said while laughing like a fuckin dope

    • @doghouse010
      @doghouse010 Před 5 lety

      I cringe when he does that "bro down speak"

  • @amandamcbride256
    @amandamcbride256 Před 5 lety

    Theo.Doin it! Right on. You inspire me. And, you turn me on. Bonus. Best wishes.

  • @mattasticmattattack8546

    👍😎🇨🇱❤

  • @sarahk2722
    @sarahk2722 Před 5 lety

    Bruh. Finish your 4th Step!!

  • @BigPeniswealthy
    @BigPeniswealthy Před 6 lety +1

    i need to get outta the toot game. i thought they were about to talk about african americans up in here

    • @DARTHDEVIOUS210
      @DARTHDEVIOUS210 Před 6 lety

      J.R Charles well Brendan is a low key racist so I’m not surprised

    • @normanoklahoma
      @normanoklahoma Před 6 lety +2

      I AM DA TONE explain how Brendan is a racist

  • @louisgraham9959
    @louisgraham9959 Před 5 lety

    They really calling her an "escort?"

  • @GriseldaBSF410
    @GriseldaBSF410 Před 5 lety

    Where my Nicas at? (Nicaraguans) lmao

  • @allwright5662
    @allwright5662 Před 4 lety +1

    I'd like to hear Theo but the other dude won't shut up.

  • @jbball647
    @jbball647 Před 4 lety

    a slight addiction?

  • @VincentsVideoVisions
    @VincentsVideoVisions Před 5 lety

    the way theo's mouth moves, it looks like he's still on coke. he's always sniffing and messing with his nose and moving his mouth and lips

    • @KD-ib4qq
      @KD-ib4qq Před 5 lety

      I'm the same. I used to use quite a lot of snow. Clean now, but I still have a habit of sniffing and playing with my beak. Also, the smell of money sometimes gives me diarrhea

  • @customersupport6423
    @customersupport6423 Před 5 lety

    Why do people constantly repeat what was said in these videos? I know bro I'm watching the video.

  • @chickenwing2466
    @chickenwing2466 Před 5 lety

    sometimes theo tryin too hard

  • @adebrysi
    @adebrysi Před 5 lety +4

    aa is a cult

  • @diowk
    @diowk Před 5 lety

    why is Theo sitting like a girl at the beginning?

  • @johnall3657
    @johnall3657 Před 5 lety +1

    0:12 a slight addiction ... Let joe and Bryan tell it ! They had to have an intervention on brendans PUNCH DRUNK ASS

  • @slickslayer3366
    @slickslayer3366 Před 6 lety +2

    Dude is deff on drugs

    • @drstrangerthings4313
      @drstrangerthings4313 Před 6 lety

      Ethan Longacre Yeah he takes Prozac and drinks coffee daily which is quite a mix.

    • @tommytwomommy
      @tommytwomommy Před 6 lety

      yeah. He doesn’t mention his legal drugs.

    • @terrylesane8593
      @terrylesane8593 Před 5 lety

      The way he kept wiping his nose

    • @lelan7754
      @lelan7754 Před 5 lety

      Sniffing is probably just his mind going back to what he's talking about. If he's taking antidepressants that could cause tics too. I was on Paxil for years and one of the side effects for me was muscle spasms and generally twitchiness. One of my prescriptions for neuropathy pain causes embarrassing facial tics and rapid eye movement.
      Just thinking diplomatically. Could be a lot of things affecting Theo.

  • @paramedic79ca
    @paramedic79ca Před 5 lety

    Brendan is super annoying...

  • @joemommasvids
    @joemommasvids Před 5 lety +1

    Lol Brendan is ruining all of Theos jokes. Sometimes, just shut up and listen.

  • @louduva9849
    @louduva9849 Před 6 lety +4

    Just here for my customary downvote...

  • @owenthomas9793
    @owenthomas9793 Před 6 lety +1

    Any member of 12-step Fellowship should know better than to mention the specific 12-step Fellowship. My man needs to get involved with some tradition work for he represents everybody again

    • @owenthomas9793
      @owenthomas9793 Před 6 lety +3

      T. Roll sure bro it's one of our traditions that states we need to have personal anonymity at the level of press radio and films.
      Basically this guy Theo could essentially represent his 12-step Fellowship as a whole two people who are watching. And 12-step fellowships have no leaders or Representatives. Essentially he could turn people away from wanting to go if they don't like him or if an individual isn't living app perfect life people might think everybody in that Fellowship lives like they do and I can hurt the fellowship.

    • @RitchieJake
      @RitchieJake Před 6 lety

      we aint need your 2 cents, mr. quitter.

    • @poppazach
      @poppazach Před 6 lety +1

      @Owen Thomas straight from AA's website: anonymity stresses the equality in the Fellowship of all members by putting the brake on those who might otherwise exploit their A.A. affiliation to achieve recognition, power, or personal gain.
      He's not using it for personal gain are talking about anyone's problem in his fellowship. I'm in AA and he's not promoting AA or using it for personal gain. He's merely sharing that he's in the program. Where did he break anonymity?

    • @jonathanowens2657
      @jonathanowens2657 Před 5 lety +1

      Ya ya, I've been to man meetings. And they all have their own set of rules while generally following the big rules that they want. I've been to places where you can say things while someone is speaking, been places where God is completely separate and step, "accepting a higher power" is viewed different than most bbn places. The list goes on. I'm sure he would be much more aware if his fellowship didn't want him speaking of it in any way. Some places like their popularity and want more people to attend. Promoting your meetings doesn't reveal the names of anyone who attends anyways. The more addicts you can bring in and start facing the truth the better in my opinion. Think of how many people would start the process if they knew people they looked up to were going. Probably much more likely to admit to step 1 than just hitting rock bottom..... Just my 2 cents.

    • @poppazach
      @poppazach Před 5 lety

      Jonathan Owens well tbh AA is built on attraction rather than promotion. It's one of the 12 traditions. Sure some places work differently, talking over someone is just ridiculous if you ask me. Nevertheless, he's not promoting his fellowship nor is he speaking about it in any other way than his experience there which can build attraction to potential addicts/abusers. I think personal anonymity is key which would suggest not even saying he's in AA period but people are free to do what they want just so long as they don't expose others and their privacy. Alot of private and embarrassing stories are told in these rooms, stories that I don't want to be revealed.

  • @5winder
    @5winder Před 5 lety +2

    Nobody needs 12 steps... just one heartfelt apology to God --- Jesus does the rest.

    • @GreasyWop
      @GreasyWop Před 5 lety +9

      cringe

    • @williamwolff7134
      @williamwolff7134 Před 5 lety +3

      Good one

    • @matthicks2013
      @matthicks2013 Před 5 lety +2

      Good luck with that

    • @debbiekaye7880
      @debbiekaye7880 Před 5 lety +1

      @Swinder LMAO! Oh please, this is no time for fairy tales.

    • @mr.h4267
      @mr.h4267 Před 5 lety

      @@debbiekaye7880 You get right with God you get right with yourself. There is no fairy tail. Plain English, son. Plain as day, bruh.

  • @kenjamintennessee2593
    @kenjamintennessee2593 Před 2 lety

    AA is an anonymous program and Theo needs to keep it's name out of his mouth.