Such a kind person zlatan is that he knew if he was gonna hold that guy's hair for one more second, he was gonna be bald... So he stopped at the right moment.
Once you blatantly foul someone (or yank them down in this case) because you don’t know how to play against them, you’ve lost all right to whine and cry about getting absolutely steam rolled on the pitch by that player lmao
To be honest if Zlatan punch me, I don't care cause he is Zlatan. I don't mean that he is Godlike or something like that, but, it's easier to tolerate one's behavior when you are that recognizable. And when you are that recognizable you won't do something stupid, cos it's easier to be known. Tolerate other people wrongdoing makes us strong bud, not to always replies it.
It's so funny that no one even cares about Zlatan harassing them because well... Its Zlatan
Zlatan doesn't harass them harass zlatans them
😏😏😏😏
7 moths and I'm still constantly getting replies
@@elijah580 bro
Zlatan doesnt care about harassment, harassment cares about Zlatan🦁
@@elijah580 bro what 💀!!
@@elijah580i lost braincells…
Bro was so afraid of Zlatan that he shaved all his hair 💀
🤣
still got slapped💀
@@Dominic19850 For shaving hair 💀
@@legendop7642 Yes
And changed race lol
Zlatan doesn't turn on the shower, he just stares at it until it starts crying.
Haven't heard this one before 😂
Water goes to Zlatan to pay respect
Hahahahahhaha funny
I THINK THAT I'M THE MOST UNDERRATED EDITOR ON EARTH.............،
@@Just-Football94 we need football players
When Zlatan downloads an app, the app agrees to his terms and conditions
LMAOOO
AHHHH!🤣
Zlatan doesn't download apps, apps download Zlatan
finally a good one
DAMNNN
When Zlatan harasses everyone, everyone has to apologize Zlatan
When harassment zlatans everyone, apologizing has to zlatan everyone
@@pm-every-skne 👏😂
Unless you are Joey Barton
@@pm-every-skne 🤓👈
@@pm-every-skne Maybe I need a Big brain to understand this. 🫠
Once Zlatan went to Africa, he saw a lion and started to pray
Lion asked are you praying for your life?
Zlatan: I always pray before I eat
😂
The lion really asked that to Ibrahimovic ?
Copied joke
Lions can't talk
@@JaydenCampbell-el2phzlatan is a lion he can talk to lions
When Zlatan does something against the rules, the rules must apologize to Zlatan.
Zlatan does nothing wrong
Of zlatan doing something wrong he is doing right
Zlatan is not going to against the rules, since the rules itself is zlatan 😂😂😂
Zlatan just casually slapping people around 😂
Never sit near ibrahimovic 😂😂😂
You dont sit near ibrahimović, ibrahimović sits near you
@@Ziado_ alright thats terrifying ngl💀
@@Ziado_ 💀
@@Ziado_imagine sitting in the damn toilet 💀
@@alehandwalker So what🙂
"Ibrahimovic sits near you"🌝
When zalatan comes on your home you are the guest 😂
Same jokes everywhere 🤣
@@lijumpadu4103 Its a grosse comment from op,hes saying when he comes on your home,like hes masturbating on it.....
@@lijumpadu4103it’s been an ongoing joke for 5+ years
When he comes to your country, you are the foreigner
I think you mean “comes to” not “on”😂😂😂😂😂changes the meaning quite a lot
When Zlatan fouls, the referee receives a red card.
This comment shouldn't make any sense.. But since it's about Zlatan, it suddenly does, and it's fucking hilarious
@@HysjMysj My lad's finally understood CZcams community humour, Cheers!🍻
when Z fouls, the other guy gets booked
@@HysjMysjit has actually happened. Just check zlatan gives referee a red card
Zlatan never fouls because Zlatan is the rule
When Zlatan goes to the airport, he takes the security’s water bottles.
When Zlatan drinks water, the water gets hydrated
@@luukherfst1209 When Zlatan Watches A Show, He asks If Netflix Is Still Watching.
@@DaRealBlueSkiesYT😂😂😂
Haalands face 💀💀
LMAO😂
He looks so cute 😂
@@im_misfar940 ugly
@@im_misfar940Gavi clear 🤤
Erling baby face ☠️
Right now, I’m not caring about Haaland why did just Ibrahimović did that😂😂😂
161 like and no comment? Let me fix this😌
It was a joke he was messing with them 😂😂
207 likes and 2 comments? let me fix this
He pushed those young guys to stick onto the game not their phones
735 likes and 6 comments? Let me fix that
"Haaland being a angry bird" Got me laughing 😂😂
It is sad to see Zlatan retired
Wait its been 1 month already???😢
Not even a football fan, but yeah I agree
He didn't retire. He's just giving everyone else a chance 😂
Best comment ever😂
No, it's not
Sergio: Let me teach him, dad
Zlatan: alright show him my son
And now haaland be a step son💀
Sergio Aguero Or Ramos? Lol
@@shackeraburke522 bruh💀
@@shackeraburke522 ramos is bigger than zlatan in every way so he prolly meant aguerOOOOUUUUUU
@@abdulaleem7298 ramos is bigger than zlatan?? what are you high on?
When Zlatan is born, Zlatan congratulates the doctor
😂
Wait, so the doctor is the father?
@@GeneralGrievous7567 No Zlatan is doctor's father 😂
@@Jisan948 😂😂😂
@@Jisan948Yessss
Such a kind person zlatan is that he knew if he was gonna hold that guy's hair for one more second, he was gonna be bald... So he stopped at the right moment.
Zlatan is a real Lion.
No matter what zlatan does it always makes everybody smile ❤❤❤
That's true I like him very much ❤😅
When Zlatan gets a red card, the referee leaves the pitch.
Zlatan is that uncle we all wish we had
Bro Zlatan is the type of guy that doesn’t break the law, the law breaks for him
If he breaks a law, the law was probably wrong anyway and should be changed.
When Zlatan walks, the earth rotates..
It rotates when anyone walks. 😂
zlatan once killed some mosquitos at a show which is now known as "Applause"
This is a good one 😂
When Zlatan bought himself a house he told his dad “you are the man of the house now”
He was such a legend. I’m so sad he retired. 💔
He was just a bit of an asshole tbh
Me either 😢
Zlatan doing Zlatan things
Zlatan is sigma ❌
Sigma is zlatan ✅
Edit: Thank you all for breaking my 1 record like 😂
Sigma is cringe
So
Cringe is Zlatan
@@CrisR07. you are talking about the one who calls themselves a sigma.
@@nahidniyazihoque1718 i never called myself as Sigma 🤮 it's fricking cringe
@@CrisR07. who said u did
@@CrisR07. because you have no self confidence and don't love yourself?
When zlatan gets stabbed, the knife bends
You just made zlatan immortal as if he wasn't already powerful enough
When a plane lands, the pilot claps for Zlatan.
its not funny
@@mohamadsaiful8255 awww, thanks so cute!!!
Lmfao
Zlatan claps the plane
You’ll never now what made this comment popular
Hate u❤
Im your hundred like
*cry baby
Angry bird and ninja turtle rivalry
*2012 flashbacks intensify
Moral of the story: Never sit next to *zlatan*
But Ibrahimovic sits near you
Haland was like: "just a little tackle and you're crying like a baby?"
Crying is taking revenge after just a little tackle.
Who's crying now
When zlatan goes to the movies and his phone rings, they put the movie on pause so zlatan can answer it 😂😂
Edit: ty for 300 likes :)
Don’t laugh at your own copied joke
@@BigBoss7777777 what do u mean by own copied 😅
@@BigBoss7777777?????
@@BigBoss7777777 ???
??????
Bully is the definition of Zlatan😅😜💪
still. i guess he had reason. looks like a cunt
😜Crazy emoji 😜 crazy emoji 😜 crazy emoji
No zalatan is the definition of bully
That slap on the head was personal 😂
frfr 😂😂😂
Fr😂
When Zlatan is alive, the world rotate for him & the sun works for him. ❤
Who’s hear from zlatan retire announcement😢
Yea 😢
😢😢😢
Haaland was mocking Godfrey for arguing with him
Mocking the muslim.. racist
@@zKrazeM8 what
@@zKrazeM8 he was angry at him it wasn't religiously motivated
@@Poland6969 yes it was! He agressively triggered the muslim viking🇳🇴⚔️🗿🕌🧎🏼💣☯️🧘🏼♂️🪷
@@zKrazeM8 lol 🤣 I wanna see Ur cun* after 100 years :)
Ramos: 🤨
Zlatan: 🤨
Haaland: Whatchu lookin at
Zlatan is literally the new Chuck Norris if you look at all the jokes 😂
If Zlatan harasses someone, they accept it, because it’s Zlatan
Halland is like FINISH HIM
Once you blatantly foul someone (or yank them down in this case) because you don’t know how to play against them, you’ve lost all right to whine and cry about getting absolutely steam rolled on the pitch by that player lmao
One slap from zlatan takes you to heaven
Zlatan doesn't to heaven, heaven comes to Zlatan.
Bro imagine Zlatan and Haaland fighting 💀💀
Rip haaland 😂
RIP HAALAND
*Finally a worthy opponent... Our battle will be LEGENDARY*
clash of clans
R.I.P HAALAND
ZLATAN is a fucking mad man yo😂😂❤ man imma miss this guy for sure for sure
This is what happens when you watch football only on CZcams. Haaland was mocking him, that's it
Haalands the kangaroo, tall and tough. Zlatan is the Tiger, strong and aggressive. Ramos is the Hyena, aggressive and mischievous.
When Zlatan reads a book Zlatan doesn’t gain knowledge, the book gains knowledge 🤡
Haaland being angry bird 🤣
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😅😅🤣🐦
Angry muslim
@@zKrazeM8 you cant say that💀💀💀
@@zKrazeM8 U Can't Say Bad About Any Religion💀💀
@@zKrazeM8Angry Christian
Zlatan: I'll be your coach son
Halaand: just don't hit me 💀
💀
Haaland is like that one older brother that’s super aggressive in football and gets angry every time he can😂😂😂 but also really nice at times
When Zlatan hires a bodyguard, the bodyguard feels safe.
Bro got Zlatan'd 💀
these norse giants man 😂
When zlatan eats food the food gets nourished
People just wondering around making Zlatan wasting time harass them, his time is priceless.
The way he looked back tho after he hit him on the head 💀
There is a dude that broke his own legs when he tried tackling Haaland, bro has strongest legs ever
Well no shit , he’s built like a ostrich what would you expect?😂😂😂
Joshua Kimmich?
He didn’t break his legs but he did get injured, and Haaland just kept dribbling, it was Joshua Kimmich
F presses Zlatan to pay respect
All scandinavians are like this
What if Ibrahimovic were Godfrey in the match 🥶🥶🥶
The end of haaland's career 😂😂
"this is what it's like when worlds collide"
@@matekovacs2142 hell nah this is what happens when a lil angry bird collides with a Zlatan
When Zlatan opens a websiite, he eats all he cookies.
😅😅
Zlatan doesn't flush in the toilet, he stares at it and scares the shit out of it.
I have a feeling that Halaan is going to follow Zlatan's legacy. The way he plays remainds me of him. 🙌❤️
Bro godfrey annoys in Elden ring and football, what a chad
Lol
Bro is about to cry😢
haaland trash talking is so funny 😂😂
It's funny that Haaland's carrer at 22 is much burger than Zlatan's at 41😂
Lol no
burger?
@@user-vk3ix8yr7e bigger
Imagine zltan being your dad and you failed you test 😂
I feel bad for the teacher…
Moral of the story : never sit next to Zlatan
“Haaland being angry bird” 💀
When no one cares about being fucked with and harassed ITS BECAUSE ITS NEITHER they fucking know its Zlatan and he is a wholesome helpful guy.
When Haaland tackles Zlatan, Tackle tacks Haaland.
School is like Football. Zlatan teaches everyone but no one listens
Comfrey learned a lesson
Don’t thrown a aggressive ass player down to the ground form the air
Who loves Zlatan and haaland
Like
👇
Don't dish it out if you can't take it, Godfrey.
*Haaland being an angry bird💀*
FR😂😂😂
Nah if Zlatan smacks me on my head he’s getting a clean right hook
you wont to nothing bro don't lie
To be honest if Zlatan punch me, I don't care cause he is Zlatan. I don't mean that he is Godlike or something like that, but, it's easier to tolerate one's behavior when you are that recognizable. And when you are that recognizable you won't do something stupid, cos it's easier to be known. Tolerate other people wrongdoing makes us strong bud, not to always replies it.
real@@abcd6304
When Zlatan goes to school he bullies the bully
Did you see that Haaland slide tackle. It was so clean
Got u to 1k
When Zlatan bullies it's a blessing for a victim.
Haaland is happy boy😂😂
im like haaland tbh i mocked my opponents before Xd
I swear zlatlan is the joker of soccer
It's football
LION in FOOTBALL
U legend what a cold vid 🥶
Zlatin teached halland how to do sigma
Haaland is not a angry bird he is an aggressive eagle 🦅⚡
Booooo take it easy boy
Haaland's funny faces got me rolling on the floor 😂
Zlatan infront of ghost
Ghost:oops sorry sir I have to pee😂😂
It’s funny how city drew in that game and Everton scores pretty late on
Halaand é a encarnação de Ibrahimovic no futebol
Zlatan Norris jokes funny af 😂
"Lions Dont Compare Themselves With Humans"
-Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Haaland is so funny and he is a beast 😂