i became a TAXI DRIVER
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 24. 05. 2024
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Who else randomly found lannan one day and now watches him regularly
Same
Me
Me
Me
Meh
video isnât going as planned
Lazar: we got fresh in the game now
@Adein Kelley ye
Haha đđđ so true
@@mia2005 YOOOOO
I love how Fresh is just trying to sweat, meanwhile lannan comes along like: TAXI WHOLE GAME!!!
*sweet
Imagine having a friend like fresh, that would make memes so much easier.
Does anyone remember when he rescued people in storm with a golf cart. Memories. That vid was great.
Neon J remember when he played as a medic on 50v50 when the medic skins came out on season five.
Or the c4 golf cart video. With Lannan and lachy
Etham Moore Same đą
The medic challenge
The Medic in 50v50 was sick
Recomment:
Imagine Being Able To Drive The Reboot Van
'Its An Ambulance'
xD
XD
i had that same idea
that would be copying apex rp with the mobile respawn beacon
Sup
Lazarbeam: Taxis are for delivering people, not for killing!
Me: Then deliver him to Hell!
XD
he is to dangerous to be kept alive
delivery right back to the lobby
@@shiro7130 ok mace windu
Oof
2:15 didnât realise that Uber drivers gave stars to their customers
@Bad Panda lol
They do!!
Bad Panda lol
But they do
@@jacobpritchard9692 @hoodie cat its the other way around
Demogorgan: Iâm mobile now
Will Byers: * sweats nervously *
BaConAtoR touches neckđš
are we gonna talk about how noah schnapp (the actor of will byers) is like so hot now?đđ also i know this is tmi but it had to be said
Olivia Bain bruh
@Ăm ĶëvĂŻĆB 3 Stfu, you just want views
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Can we just appreciate her not killing him
I Know self promoting is bad but i posted a vid on how to double your views on youtube. It can really help you out on vids
Yes letâs appreciate
Bruh they added this as a gamemode
They need to bring back 50 v 50 and bring in an ambulance so lazar can redo his old vid about being a fortnite nurse
yeah lol
Uber Lazarbeam: *You Are Getting A 1 Star!*
You know its bad when the rider gets the 1 star
uber drivers rate the passengers in real life
what about the fu##
He actually got 0 stars
Lannan: I have been giving this girl a taxi ride for all game!
*Me, an intellectual: Fake Taxiâą*
joeyă you have to pay somehow
joeyăăăăăăăă
No.
Hell yes XDD
Next: Driving around the entire map
1k subs without videos .
1k subs eh I think about 7 subs exposed
*7 subs without videos
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I did this and made #5 placement. Some sweaty kids shot me off the road.
I remember the first time I drove one of those cars was in salty. I found a fellow first timer and we just raced around the map all game. We were the last 2 he let me have the dub. I will forever be in that person's debt.
Idea:
Be a gas station worker and fill peoples cars when they come by
Edit: omg i have never had this much support thank you all. You made my day
Yyyyeeeewsss
Done that
Yes
Bro no one gonna let him people don't chill even in unvaulted
LeapingSure 91 actually i got this idae from i game i was in where i was driving a truck and there was someone holding the pump and filled up my car i then carried them to circle and we parted
Lazarbeam in 12 hours:
*Due to your recent actions you have been banned for:* _Teaming_
Lol
So true
Lmao
Hahhahahhahsjdjxjsnnfjcjxnsjkdkxkzkssjsjs so funny I threw my mom out the window
lels
Lannan's every vid when he can't beat his own idea "I hired my son to make people go night night forever"đ
I read this in his voice and everything
5:52 Fresh builds an entire 3 story house in 2 seconds and then wonders why the guy runs away lmaooo đđđ
Epic games: *adds cars *
Everyone: " I am speed"
Haha đ
Nice
Lannan: Get in the car!
This proves how no one can have fun anymore if I saw someone in a taxi honking their horn I would get in straight away and vibe with them
Honestly.
That's true but if you think about it some one with there head sticking out of a taxi window shooting the driver in the face that's hilarious so it is fun you just have to look at it in stupid ways
Same I just wish people would have fun and not sweat their asses off
Of course you would
Adi Finn itâs a battle royale not taxi simulator
lazarbeam as a taxi: alright' mate your uber is here
The sweats: destroys the uber and ruins the fun
sweats are a kill counter
Facts
6:34 what the heck I didnât know that you could do that
Check out my CZcams
@@rapker5664 stop saying that on every comment
Same
imagine these sweaty kids watching this video and realizing that they just refused a ride from lazarbeam
They would be like omg Iâm sooooooo sorry and I would of said stfu dumb ass
Cas de Wild who is laserBeam? Iâve only heard of lazarbeam
Sweat Owns shark are you drunk it says lazerbeam
Itâs still wrong tho
Enter Name-here _________- yes i know
Walk in on fresh and say âare you winning sonâ
Broncozboyz !!!! Yes
he did on freshs stream already
@@owenfuhrman65 dumbi
Wow such original
@Ăm ĶëvĂŻĆB 3 okie doki
I got into a cab the other day with a dummy driver... lol, that might have been you?
Oce server
The good old days
Fresh: blows up a truck
âBoiiiiâ
Is there a nice person in these comments that want to like my most recent video? Sub too maybe?Thanks đ
Logan Gamings pls donât spam
Challenge: Escort the presiden. one special car like a truck and the other can be black cars to protect.
Go from a destination to another from like Retail Row to Slurpy Swamp.
Good Idea?
THE 4LEX im a potato
Forza fanboy
TGF Boxyalarm stop self promoting
THE 4LEX and no
THE 4LEX so good
Fresh: Gets 20 kills đ
Lazarbeam: Gets one kill đ±
Who remember when lazarbeam got stuck in the taxi
AM a kid and look at you account name
You should do this:
-go to a public place with your car
-park the car and go to the backseat
-see if anyone notices you
(Btw my opponents didnt see me so i got a free ride :D)
That worked with me as well
Thank you:)
Like seriously thank you
đ
y- you you are a GENIUS
Ăm ĶëvĂŻĆB 3 why
Imagine if Fortnite had proximity chat this would be a whole different video
No way this was 3 years ago, the nostalgia is crazy
Imagine being a such a sweat killing someone who is offering you a drive
Missed opportunity to include a subtle fake taxi intro lol
Same idea
When he was streaming with fresh he was talking about it
@@restinpiecees he just said that fresh was riding in the fake taxi
@@restinpiecees it was a video from 3 years ago
âImagine you are just looting the house in P.P. And a demogorgon in a pickup truck wants you to get in his carâ
Welcome to 2020 Fortnite
W e l c o m e
How to get likes : just copy what laser beam says >
Hey thats good idea
Imagine being the try hard that kills the demogorgon
It's 2020 anything can happen
Uptil 2019: Stay away from negative people
2020: Stay away from postive people tooo...
.o-
What if they are tested positive for not have the virus of corona
I'm taking you behind the bushes â€đ
The legend him self is back
Yes he is
Yeeeeees
Yesss
Nice profile picture
Bro
Henchman: âoh no! Iâm gonna be late to workâ
Lazarbeam: Drives next to the henchman
Also Lazarbeam: âmay I yeet you to your destination?â
*Yo, Kagey Life posts montages, you should check him out* đ„°
Sub To Kagey no
This better become the top comment.
TobiasRed4 frfr
Gamer Fubuki Good oneđ
Miss these days
yeah
Mhm đą
@@Darth_Bulldog i played then too, but quarantine just hit even more different
3:28 is it just me or does he sound like he's a voice actor for an anime
Check out my CZcams
Am I the only person who would play along and wouldn't shoot in a public game like this.
Neither would i
Riftzz not true u have a sweaty fortnite profile picđ
@zanxiusyh he has a sweaty pic he's a sweat.
Neither would i
Nope
Mechanics: You need the right tools to fix a car
Fortnite: *FIRE*
59999The 6
đđđ
Yes
Norwegian Boy đ«đw
I really enjoy lazar's vids, I hope people can say the same about mine in the futuređ
why did Joogie quit i haven't seen him in any of your videos in such a long time and he hasn't posted either
like so he can see
TaZe YLG he switched to his old channel called faceless gaming
@@ningli6069 ok thanks for telling me i missed him
@@ningli6069 no he didn'tđ
@Wayde the Flying Jedi I'm joking
@@ylgoncrunchyroll2000 he doesn't upload fortnite anymore he plays other games
This was Lannan's golden age
LazarBeam: I like how Iâve been a driver for this women the whole game
The internet: SIMP!!!
208 Dragonman hes just being a good taxi
"Its about time for taxis to fight back"
Lanan
Its reminds me off the regular show when rigby was attacked by a taxi đ
Ello governor
Ello Govnor
@@mavrickgomez9079 ello, ... governor. Cursed taxi. That type of idea could be used for fortnitemares. Where the cars become sentient and try to eliminate you
Im a potato
People are like omg you self promote but the thing is you only live once and if my dreams becomes true then i will feel happy so plz get me to 900 subs plz thxđđâ€ïžđ§Ą. Plz.
Lazarbeam: becomes a taxi driver
Me: kills the last guy with a taxi oh hell na
Check out my CZcams
@@rapker5664 good job mate
goose gaming thx Iâm working my ass of to get a 1000 by the end of the year
I was sick with the flu, so I was off school for a week. I watched these videos every single dayđ
Same gđđąđđźâ€đ đđđą
lol the classic find a yt channel and binge the entire thing
8:54 imagine your parents heard that
So glad to hear you didnât have COVID Lannan :) Stay safe everyone â„ïž
This makes me think about how ppl use their acquaintances to drive them around but don't care about them lol
R/im14andthisisdeep
Quick tip you can use campfires to heal cars
It is sad that only a few people actually got in the taxi with him.
@russ7590 russ7590 u right u right
You can't make friends anymore in random solos
@russ7590 russ7590 or there just a sweat
IKR he was trying to carry them to victory but they walked and died
russ7590 russ7590 oh itâs just helping them get around the map faster
Try doing something like a âfree candyâ car and make people get in then drive it off the edge or to your friends to kill them. Edit: woah thats alot of likes
now that is what we wan't to see LMAO
@@jordanstokes8982 yessssssssssssaassss
YAAAAASSSSS
Bruno Harris did you play in season 8 ? When there were vehicles itâs prolly the same button
Hi
Fresh and beams conversations are hysterical đ
I pray who ever reads this becomes successful in life ....
Thank you, hereâs a sub to help you with your goal
Something tells me he isnât a registered taxi driver, one could say this is a *fake taxi*
Hmmmmmmmmm to be fair fresh didn't pay his fare with money
2:04 that's probably why that kid started shooting đ
@@LoganGamings sure why not
Omg, children watch this hunterđđ
Jacob Brown thanks
Runs people over....
Lazar: âI envy you!â
Demon Boi I you
Joshua Eden lol
I really enjoy lazar's vids, I hope people can say the same about mine in the future
Lazar update nights are never possible without freshy boi
Is it just me or the cars felt more fun to mess around with when they dropped? Idk something felt different back in season 3
Ever since lazarbeam kissed craytor he has been growing a weird moustache
Pewds had a 2 on his and you say this is weird?
ITS CONTAGIOUS
lmao
So thats the hair growth secret of mr beam
coincidence?.... I think not
Everyone: there was a glitch where cars fly into space
Jojo fans: Kars...
Ah a man of culture
ah yes ultimate lifeform who get bitch slapped to space
Is that a Jojo reference
Your next line is: Is this a JoJo reference?
Is this a JoJo reference?
Its currently 11:21 thanksgiving break is over and im sopped to go to school tomorrow but im watching lazarbeam for my intertainment
Great Video! *This is extremely hilarious and I love it*
Lazerbeam:being a taxi driver
Fortntie: due to an issue we have temporarily disabled taxis
@Ă Ăm ĶÚvĂźĆB 2 OK I will
Ă Ăm ĶÚvĂźĆB 2 youâre weird
Why are you soooooooo late brow
Random Syko well you are here too... so...
Buddy Johnston but weird in a good way đ
Petition for LazarBeam to bring back the old intro âgâday gâday bloody legendsâ EDIT:TYSM FOR THE LIKES:)
Bdawg 910 hi person with an actual brain
Petition signed
I would sign
Gameaholic letâs go!
I really enjoy lazar's vids, I hope people can say the same about mine in the future đđ
Lannan: people just don't trust uber drivers
Also Lannan: I should be on a serial killer documentary not an uber driver
Haha, when I did it, we sometimes took them... you know to a âsafe placeâ lol
3:55 is the biggest simp move he could ever do
"Hop in the taxi I'm here for you" đđđđđđ
đšđš
Ha shore
PCF Selby *Shore*
U carryed fresh... that is the most amazing thing i have ever seen
Cool
Ko
I think this is the best video Iâve seen on CZcams
Because thereâs no taxis in my season.
Are you outdated, pranking like an annoying person or joking.
I hope it's the last one.
@Lucasio423 âą 29 years and ...kinda?
Lazarbeam during in-game:
"They see me rolling, They hating"
Lmaođ
Lol
Passenger: **gets in** sweet free taxi.
LazarBeam: **drives towards storm**
Passenger: *Woah woah woah, hey hey, HEY!*
.
:> right!
yeeeeeet
Lol
Treyten be likeđ
Laser beam: Iâve got a quick favor
Fresh:wrong taxi
Lol
The fact that we probably will get Lightning McQueen as a car soon is Craaaazy!
Every other game: adds cars when the game releases
Fortnite: finally adds cars after 3 years of release
*Yo, Kagey Life posts montages, you should check him out* đ„°
Sub To Kagey STOP WHAT YOUR DOING IS WRONG
@@dramey just block him chill
H ook yea I know but I hate people who have alts to self promote there channels and then they get thousands of subs from it.
Alan Sabanero no not you the self promoter thatâs called Sub to Kagey. I wouldnât be rude to anyone for no reason your doing absolutely nothing wrong.
Imagine seeing a notification that says liked by lazarbeam
I can't imagine
Same
Nice try but its not gonna happan
Happen*
I can't
TO ANYONE WHO READS THIS I HOPE YOU BECOME A BILLIONAIRE AND BE SUCCESSFUL IN LIFE
am i the only one who thinks lazarbeam with a mullet doing tiktok is actually lannan's skrull replacement because the real lazar would never do tiktok
He should have gone into team rumble and carried people to zone like what he did in season 5.
Yes he should have
unfortunately cars are disabled in team rumble
Lannan: Becomes a taxi driver for woman
Pewdiepie: SIMP!
Stooped
Look at that SIMP *spits*
Literally what I was gonna say
Yes
ÊâąáŽ„âąÊ
Only if youtube didn't strike Lanan for swearing, we could still have the enjoyment of having non family friendly Lanan.
Just watch the streams
âYouâre getting a zero star reviewâ
Does he realise itâs the customers that review not the drivers lol
The drivers also review the customers
No the drivers also review the customser
Thought Uber you can review the rider as well
@@zacharypopowitz7830 yeah
lannan before now: Striked on CZcams for a 3 year old video
lannan after now: Banned on Fortnite for _teaming_
**it's just amazing how he just cares about our entertainment and does all this for us**
Lannan after now just doesnât sound right
Sorry had to go and travel
Fresh: cranks 90s to kill a person
Lazarbeam: YOU GET A ONE STAR REVIEW
I Know self promoting is bad but i posted a vid on how to double your views on youtube. It can really help you out on vids
@@mohammadathar1776 You're a kid then.
I have one thing to say.
Your a bloody legend mate
i love how the explosion at the end was slo mo đ„
Lazarâs taxi was delivering people straight to the grave...
Damn
lol
@ĐĐ°ry [ê°*áŽáŽ áŽáŽ] ĐąĐĐ .0N.MY-Đ IC your acc is perv
@@jayashk8229 it's a robot
Bruh
At this point I've already made plans to move to Australia
THICC REE sameeee
Same
thats kinda creepy
sounds like ur gonna move to austrailia just to see him everyday and stalk him and start eating the food he eats and start saying the stuff hes says
THICC REE way ahead of you mate
Hehe yee Yâall i dont mean to be annoying but Iâm trying to get to 100 subscribers by September could u help me out?
Love Ya Vid's LazarBeam,Keep It Up My Guy
Clutch video to watch during halftime!
The cars came out
Lazarbeam:I want five of them!
@Ăm ĶëvĂŻĆB 3 ok
Hey you should look at my name
Epic employee: "umm, boss, we have someone teaming in a solo match and giving each other unfair advantages"
Epic CEO: "username?"
Epic employee: "LazarLazar"
Epic CEO: "let him do his job"
Jordan Jacksxn lmao
Fresh is a sweaty boii alright but can he pull of a good meme strat as good as lannan
i actually didn't knew the car could heal from campfires! 6:35