As a Ukrainian Canadian, I can tell you that the they/them army is much better than the was/were army. Shoigu: Mr President, in the fight against NATO, we have lost a quarter of our tanks and 200K soldier/mercenaries Putin: And how much did NATO lose? Shoigu: Well they still haven't shown up for the fight yet
@@Aron34698 I lived in Russia for more than 2 years. It has some good sides, hate, government? Yeah, parts of its history? Yeah, the older generation? Most of them, but I met some of the most amazing people over there too. Though I lived in one of the most European cities, doubt it's the same everywhere
@@MapBotTheElsagateKiller the Taliban???? nah you're really wrong for that comment the Taliban do the opposite of human rights they murder daily why would u actually say that.
As an American, this greatly disappoints and embarrasses me. It feels great to know that Emma and her two moms are the protection of this country. The first trailer feels so impartial and meaningful; the second feels like a mockery of the military.
and i thought that the wierd dance in the European Parliament was embarrasing, hope you americans figure yourself out, as in the coming world, we will need to stick together as strong allies, the east is mocking us
soldier here. have heard nothing but fellow servicemen shitting on those ads and being all aboard the "old Army was better" train. fact of the matter is those ads were made by out-of-touch Highers trying to appeal to the younger generation--specifically, and funny enough, to those who are the least willing to support their nation. crazy stupid ad, and trust me--we don't like it either. we tolerate that sort of virtue signalling because it's way above our headsa and we can't do anything about it, but we certainly don't like it.
@@user-gr5fr3hn8c Fighting to defend the citizens of a specific landmass including your family and their future is way better than changing his sexuality to door, disguising as an autist clown and suing random people that didn't ask anything.
The only reason she can be in the army is because she uses rocket artillery camping miles away. Edit: it's actually a SAM system and with basically no airborne threats in the middle east she has it even softer than most
Imagine getting your village blown up with a drone painted with “Girlpower Acab Sex work is work rainbow pride I’m an ally furries are people down with the man love is love”
Yeah... the world can laugh at us. While the Middle East continues to kill itself in perpetual war, while the Europeans are crying nonstop about immigrants instead of stepping up to fix their own fucking economies, Russia sending ethnic minorities to die for nothing in Ukraine, China's economically reeling over unemployment, and the Africans in perpetual political instability. The countries that gain the delusion that the US is a weak country because of "inclusive" ads like this would be destroyed in the field in the first few days of a conflict with the US. Russian "manly" military advertisements don't mean shit when their men are drinking their own piss and having their heads blown off point blank range
“What the hell are you doing?!” “Going to fight the Americans to serve my country.” “Are you insane? One of them held up cardboard in a public area and has 2 moms!”
Yeah it never even says in the ad that Emma was made fun of or bullied or even teased for having 2 moms. Heck, she barely even struggled. She literally had her life served out on a platter.
Now it's just "I'm ProUd Of tWo MomS" The world we live in now, where you join the military because you had 2 moms. Back then it was because you wanted to defend your country and be brave so others don't have too.
As an Indian, I feel safe Emma and her moms will take good care of your braindead Prime Minister who harbored more Khalistanis than anyone else, cuz we don't trust the Rus' whose asses are still rotting in trenches over a tiny neighbouring country.
You should start now, judging by the way things are going, America isn't coming to help anytime soon. If Europe values it's freedom they're going to need to.
What about Old imperial Britain? we had war without the cringe patriotism. Why my family where Mercenaries & privateers till recent because the pay is terrible! why would we fight with the woke or go out to the middle of no where to police the world savages? Honestly I blame the yanks for the joke the west is today buts as the saying go's 'if you want the easiest job to be Fvcked up get a yank to do'' & they will some how still get paid.
America is not beyond salvation. that stuff that's worth fighting for is still here--just horribly overshadowed by this woke political bullshit, peddled both by the elite and misguided (or downright stupid) normal people alike. but trust me, there is still good, somewhere.
Watching SU-57 phonk edits makes me wanna enlist in RU army but I know some ghey with an FPV drone will kill me while laughing, so fuck that. But phonk edits go hard.
As a mexican, yes we could have back our rightful territories if emma and his dos moms are in charge of the US army Edit: i started a war on the replies Edit 2: how did this Edit 3: I STARTED WW3
Even you could do it you would be exporting your third world to those places. And badically you would have a mix of Oaxaca, Tepito, Mexico city's ģąy zones, Pachuca, Monterrey and Ecatepec all as it were poured into Northen Baja California.
I can only imagine how fucking insulting it would have to be to get murdered by a anti aircraft missile that's operated by Emma and her 2 moms. The us military isnt evan trying to recruit ppl. They're just trolling the opposition because they know that they will just crush them.
Even though I am not American (I am Russian) I don't really like it too! And I also don't like my own gover- [ЭТО СООБЩЕНИЕ БЫЛО УДАЛЕНО ПРАВИТЕЛЬСТВОМ РФ]
US: It all began in California, Emma was raised by two moms. Russia: It all begins in Moscow, Vlad was raised by two moms, his mother and his motherland
Emma and her two moms are probably the only reason every dictator was overthrown other than Kim Jong Un because he spends his days fully focused on avoiding Emma and her two moms at all costs.
To be fair, the first ad is for the Marine Corps, and NOT the Army. They're entirely separate organizations. The MC has by far the best commercials, because they're a smaller force, and consequently require fewer personnel. They don't need to have mass appeal, and their standards are very strict. The Army, on the other hand, has several times the amount of people and infrastructure, and so they have to have lower standards and a broader message in order to appeal to more potential recruits. Besides, what does it matter any ways? Most of the Army soldiers will never actually see combat, nor will they be expected to. The ones that are attracted to the social justice topic of the week will just end up stacking boxes or pushing pens, and thus leave the actual fighting to those that enlist with that exact purpose in mind.
Yeah, you don't often have social justice warriors enlisting as Infantry or Tankers. Or going to schools like Air Assault, or joining special forces like Delta. They're more supply and admin. Headquarters. Officers. That sort of job.
But overall don’t you think they’re missing the point,I’m not American but this is just clickbait. The whole purpose of an army is to defend not to be a promotion. The longer it goes on,the more it misses the point
Our military has no race or gender, WE ARE ALL GREEN! It shouldn't be cushy like this, other countries laugh at us when they see this. IT IS THE DAMN ARMY, TRAIN THEM TO BE SOLDIERS
just as a reminder that your best Marine the one who actually on the active combat duty team that killed Osama fucking Bin Laden...is a trans woman social justice warrior. as someone who comes from a military family of both the Navy and the Marines you disgust me and my grandfather who fought on D-Day in World War II would slap the shit out of you for disrespecting of what actual military work is.
a ja bym wolała w militarce kogoś z większym doświadczeniem i powołaniem od Emmy i jej tęczowej rodzinki (nie hejtuje tęczów tylko nie czułabym się bezpiecznie przy Emmie bo nam powiedziała więcej o lbgt niżeli o umiejętnościach,powołaniu,używanej broni w wojsku itp.)
actually it would be pretty ok if they portrays emma as to tell that no matter who you were you can serve the country. But instead they make the army of the nation look like a girls club for talking and understanding, not to be against lgbt that much, its good if we all get along but this is a wrong place. like, they make a literal cartoon saying "emma has two moms" for a military thing, Isn't the concept of the army is like no matter who you are we break you down and put you together as a machine for the nation?
Nope, because changing people is some form of istaphobe behavior. If you can’t accept someone as they are these days, even if they’re literally a danger given how they behave or act, you’re automatically worse than Hitler. It’s the same logic with people saying you’re transphobic for not dating a transsexual, you’re racist for wanting a secure border, or you’re Islamaphobic for showing Muslims are behind some kind of terror attack. But it’s a double standard because they’re more than happy to use this mindset to chastise you and make you accept their beliefs. It’s why they constantly say thing’s like “it’s the straight white men’s fault.” And this is all to get the meaningless attention and support of miserable children in adult bodies who can’t be miserable on their own because they scream the loudest.
They should have just shown multiple people all being able to join. Like someone who has no parents, someone who was raised by a uncle or aunt, someone who has two moms/dads etc. It would have made much more sense.
People are under the misconception that people are hating on the second ad for it being lgbsbat + supportive but in in reality it’s because the main focus of the ad is that the military is accepting of all people. One problem with that message. Nobody asked. I nor does anyone care if the military is accepting of emma and her two moms. We want the wisdom and spirit from the first ad.
Dude exactly, soldiers can be gay without having to flaunt it around. The ad is supposed to be motivating and inspiring, why do we need to know about emma and her two moms?
what also, atleast pisses me off, is that they lowered the fitness standard of the us army so that fatasses and women could more easily get in. If emma with her fatherless self wanted to get in the military, she should have to reach the old fitness standard we used to have, so that she is not a waste of a soldier. Having weaker soldiers in order to make more people army-fit sounds a lot like a russian doctrine of quantity not quality. It may also help if masculinity and strength in men was more insentivised, as nowadays any masculinity is "toxic" and so less liberal men will be strong enough to get into the army. Do not cure the symptom, cure the cause.
As a fellow Californian, don’t put me in the same box as Emma and her two moms. Im a Marine type of person(no offense to any current or vet army members) I’m gonna try and go the Officer route in Pendleton so I can preferably stay closer to home since down here in South Cali we have a bunch of Marine Bases.
You literally have an anime profile picture, 'chan' in your name, and subscribe to degenerate anime channels. And yet somehow we're not supposed to put you in the same box? Really got me there, sir.
Emma and her two moms would never survive a COD lobby
yes.
Never
😭😭😭
Don't drill sergeants exist?
Her two moms will demand to speak with the managers of COD if you try something!
Emma just called herself fatherless💀💀
💀
yooooo
These losers are stealing valor from people that have broken families. I wouldn’t join an army that wants troops like her.
They all are*
*motherplus
As a Russian i feel safe knowing Emma is protecting America
As an American I feel safe knowing Russia is protecting me from Emma.
@@barneycalhoundotcom as a Russian i feel good knowing i can protect you from such a monster
As a Ukrainian Canadian, I can tell you that the they/them army is much better than the was/were army.
Shoigu: Mr President, in the fight against NATO, we have lost a quarter of our tanks and 200K soldier/mercenaries
Putin: And how much did NATO lose?
Shoigu: Well they still haven't shown up for the fight yet
@@josefskuratovsky1519 as a Russian living in Hungary i can tell you theres few things in this world i hate more than my home country
@@Aron34698 I lived in Russia for more than 2 years. It has some good sides, hate, government? Yeah, parts of its history? Yeah, the older generation? Most of them, but I met some of the most amazing people over there too. Though I lived in one of the most European cities, doubt it's the same everywhere
US: It all began in California, Emma was raised by two moms.
Russia: It all begins in Siberia, Olga was raised by two bears
Based comment
Ufathomly based
XD delen un oscar o un nobel a este comentario tan épico jajajaj 😂😂
Как русский житель сибири я подтверждаю что так и происходит
@@user-oe8si6eb6l stop speaking csgo langauge
In Soviet Russia we also have 2 moms:
1: One is our Mother
2: One is our Motherland
December 31st, 1991
slava rissie💪
Had*
Had* Soviet Russia no longer exists, you got fascist Russia now
Wait, Soviets? Those don’t exist anymore.
As a Russian, I can confirm we have a fear of Emma’s and her two moms
Ikr !!1!1!1
Our army gonna die 11!1!
Great comment
Lmao
Please nuke us already
We must end this plague
USA: This is Emma, she has two moms.
Russia: This is Dimitri, he has two balls.
lmfao
Nice one
Take it or leave it
Of steel
This is Sasha, he has three and a half balls, he comes from chernobyl.
“Hey don't shoot, Emma has two moms”
- Taliban probably
Even they feel sorry for her
@@Igor-my6mlThey might have commoted atrocities, but even they have a sense of humanity.
They would probably think Emma's father has two wives
@@MapBotTheElsagateKiller the Taliban???? nah you're really wrong for that comment the Taliban do the opposite of human rights they murder daily why would u actually say that.
@@thawfeeqjamaal1777real
As an American, this greatly disappoints and embarrasses me. It feels great to know that Emma and her two moms are the protection of this country. The first trailer feels so impartial and meaningful; the second feels like a mockery of the military.
Even a video game ad is better then this.
@@republicofkoreaball4349 absolutely. Most video game ads are great.
and i thought that the wierd dance in the European Parliament was embarrasing, hope you americans figure yourself out, as in the coming world, we will need to stick together as strong allies, the east is mocking us
soldier here. have heard nothing but fellow servicemen shitting on those ads and being all aboard the "old Army was better" train.
fact of the matter is those ads were made by out-of-touch Highers trying to appeal to the younger generation--specifically, and funny enough, to those who are the least willing to support their nation. crazy stupid ad, and trust me--we don't like it either. we tolerate that sort of virtue signalling because it's way above our headsa and we can't do anything about it, but we certainly don't like it.
@@capt.raptor4650 finally someone said something true.
Somehow they way more scared to get canceled in twitter than getting canceled in combat
Funniest shit ever XD
To be fair they have a full resume of experience in war crime cover up and justifiation unlike digital marketing so they know their strengths.
@@benni4451 true .
It doesn't matter how strong your military was, you can not win againts social media.
Underrated
2010: fight for your country
2023: fight for your sexuality
ok then go enlist if thatz what u want
Embarrassing
It was a joke mentioning the stupidity of that ad @@user-gr5fr3hn8c
@@user-gr5fr3hn8c Fighting to defend the citizens of a specific landmass including your family and their future is way better than changing his sexuality to door, disguising as an autist clown and suing random people that didn't ask anything.
@@doritog0d647exactly, you sure are
Dimitri has more balls than Emma's entire family
underrated lmao😂
bro literally 💀💀
hahahahahahahahah
True af😂
😂😂😂
Russian genral: “Putin, Emma has a secret”
Putin: “what is it, am I in danger?”
Russian genral: “Emma has 2 mothers”
Putin: “let’s take back Alaska”
2 mothers.......
neither can make a sandwitch
Good one
@@votpavel broooo 💀
@@votpavel OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@@votpavel 💀💀😂😂
As a Eastern European I'm currently very scared of the U.S. Army with Emma and her two moms
(Edit: holy shit thanks for 9K likes)
Yeah you should be! Like when joe Biden almost had a heart attack over the frickin Easter bunny
@@AntiAzovIndividual Wait what
@@AntiAzovIndividual huh
Crying and shaking rn
Ha gaaaay ha ha no ha lesbiannnn
As a russian, im shitting myself everyday knowing that emma has 2 mums
As an European, I do not think we are safe knowing that Emma is out there
as a Russian i want to fight for Emma's two moms
Russia after finding out Emma will maybe shatter some stereotypes along the way
🇷🇺--->🏳️
I am and American and I am laughing with you my Russian friend.
@@Soundwave142 sounds a bit rude but i think i got it XD
Emma was caught in Afganistan for commiting war crimes.
The only reason she can be in the army is because she uses rocket artillery camping miles away.
Edit: it's actually a SAM system and with basically no airborne threats in the middle east she has it even softer than most
Imagine:
*shoting down a camel rider and bunch of desert vilager whit an SAM system*
She uses the rockets, to clear the terrain for the new oil fields.
Imagine getting your village blown up with a drone painted with “Girlpower Acab Sex work is work rainbow pride I’m an ally furries are people down with the man love is love”
@@TempleofSolomon Furries + Weeb = * ( *THE DEADLIEST WEAPON/🇯🇵COMIC BOOK EVER INVENTED BY MANKIND EVER* )
@@TempleofSolomon good news is I got a Tungruska in my garage
As soon as I heard
“ it all started in California”
Me: “oh no”
“Which a girl was raised by two moms”
Me: “oh god it just got worse”
your telling me i used to live in California fucking glad I don't now just a bunch of liberals
😂😂lol
Points at giant green spot on map
(Slightly turns head and stares down the barrel of the camera)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
We made a mistake brother the where they were were the only know from me a gta 5 player it was our only chance to launch a ballistic missiles at them
The entirety of Northern California agrees with you. Please invade and take us back from the Communists. We beg you.
“…and maybe shatter some stereotypes along the way.”
As if that’s gonna matter when fighting an enemy trained to *kill you without hesitation.*
Oh, yeah, ha-ha...
**Nervous slav whistle.**
"We've defeated the wrong enemy" -General S. Patton
The second ad is the reason the world is laughing at us.
I'm sorry mate, I hope things go back to the way they were back in your country.
I can’t blame them for laughing at us. Whoever made the second ad problably wants America to crumble to pieces.
@@ethanscott9990If they run fair elections America might become great again Trump is allied with Putin and other muslim countries
@@ethanscott9990god help us
Yeah... the world can laugh at us. While the Middle East continues to kill itself in perpetual war, while the Europeans are crying nonstop about immigrants instead of stepping up to fix their own fucking economies, Russia sending ethnic minorities to die for nothing in Ukraine, China's economically reeling over unemployment, and the Africans in perpetual political instability. The countries that gain the delusion that the US is a weak country because of "inclusive" ads like this would be destroyed in the field in the first few days of a conflict with the US. Russian "manly" military advertisements don't mean shit when their men are drinking their own piss and having their heads blown off point blank range
US Army 1980s Ads be Like: Chad
US Army Ad now: Virgin
Y también los anuncios de la ww2
@@cartagenaluigi6061 there are no ads, you would be drafted
And cringe
The first one is was Marines
Was that a joke 😪
It cant be just me whos dying from all these comments. They got me wheezing
me too dude💀
true bro
I don't understand how people are laughing at the second ad. I am so scared of Emma's two moms that I just shat my pants
W pfp
As a french i surrender, again, to Emma and her two moms. The little german guy with a mustache was way less scary.
😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
No you forget foreign legion is still your backbone
he was austrian but fr
😂
I didn't know it was opposite day today
With the milk from two mums, Emma was able to become a US solider.
😂🤣
🤣
ayoo..💀
Ayo wtf
Imagine the milk of two d-
The whole ad is just talking about Emma’s life, not America’s military😂
In India we also have 2 moms:
One is our mother
One is our bharat mata
As a middle eastern I've always had a fear of the American military stealing our oil and killing us, but now with Emma and her two moms
I'M TERRIFIED
true truly a moment of TERRIFIED
Nah well bomb u with drones now hahaha while u sleep oooppp
W
Sweating aggressively
And for all the wrong reasons too
In Soviet Russia, people have two mothers, their biological mother and motherland
F the credit system
(also i know its a joke lol)
@@donkey757 yes, we know it's a joke, ass.
czcams.com/video/ku2PzKWFPvg/video.html
It’s finally here
HAHAHAHAHAH
I wonder what poor emma is gonna do when she realizes she's adopted 😢
I wonder
1st Ad : Mother Land
2nd Ad : Freedom Land
As an American, I would really love if everything wasn't so woke all the time.
Welcome to "The Land of the Free" where Gay people get a month for existing and people who died for this so called "great country" get a singular day.
I do appreciate the inclusivity, but when the wokeness is the main focus of a military commercial its just odd
So true
What does woke even mean to you?
@@lenfer1607 the whatever in the second ad
“What the hell are you doing?!”
“Going to fight the Americans to serve my country.”
“Are you insane? One of them held up cardboard in a public area and has 2 moms!”
"Oh shit!"
czcams.com/video/ku2PzKWFPvg/video.html
It’s finally here
_pisses self_ FUCK FUCK NEVERMIND
I imagine an average North Korean soldier saying that
Yeah it never even says in the ad that Emma was made fun of or bullied or even teased for having 2 moms. Heck, she barely even struggled. She literally had her life served out on a platter.
Emma always misses cuz she can’t see straight
the emma ad is the perfect recruitment ad for the russian army
America’s enemies be like:
“I fear no man. But that thing…”
*Emma with 2 moms*
_”It scares me”_
Lol
These clowns are traitors in the US
W profile picture
Lol
LoL LoL
"standing at the altar... to marry my other mom.."
This had me dying.. 💀
I bet it was some sort of lovecraftian black mass with sodomy in desecrated church
Alabama
As a Russian,I fear everyday that Emma and her two moms will invade my country
The most surprising thing of the US ad is that they didnt make one of her moms black
As a South Asian I've always been afraid of the American military nukes/ democracy threat, but now with Emma and her two moms, I'm terrified.
As a neighbour to both you and China, I'm scared of US soldier Emma helping China in the wars
Me too same from India😂
ভাই ওরা আমাগো উরায়ে দেবে,ঠাইসা মরাি লাইবো
Fr
don't worry if they fire a nuke i'll send you a text
I know the west will win ww3 with ease because Emma has two moms.
Putting got to moms too, he got his mother, and mother russia
Emma can just cancel WW3 on twitter
@@Misaka-gt5yj and Putin will cancel Emmas's life with nukes.
@@Misaka-gt5yj thats good, thats a good one👏
russian ground forces looking up as they see a 4'11 white girl dropping from a plane with no parachute
The first one looks so cool OMG
USA:This is Emmy and her two moms
Russia:This is Stanislav he has two mothers his biological mom and motherland.
I love battles won. It's great, captures what it means to be a marine and an American. It gets me every time. It's more then an add to me.
Me too
Is it a multiplication to you???
@@gmailistrash4094 Had to read that a couple times.
Yes, beyond the shadow of a doubt.
Cool, Peacemaker.
Now it's just "I'm ProUd Of tWo MomS"
The world we live in now, where you join the military because you had 2 moms. Back then it was because you wanted to defend your country and be brave so others don't have too.
As a Canadian, it's wonderful knowing that we're bordering emma and her two moms. I feel so safe and protected
☠️☠️☠️
As an Indian, I feel safe Emma and her moms will take good care of your braindead Prime Minister who harbored more Khalistanis than anyone else, cuz we don't trust the Rus' whose asses are still rotting in trenches over a tiny neighbouring country.
it's spreading too much in Canada too nowadays bro
And a beaver up north
Dimitri has 3 mothers, 2 balls, and one dad that didn't leave to get the milk, be like dimitri, not like Emma who has only 2 mothers smh.
Bro They made a whole big budget movie at first 💀
2010: I want to join because I want to protect my country
2023: I want to join so I can do a GRWM why I am joining the military!
As a german, tha first add even motivated me to join the american army. After seeing the second one, I think now may be our time to start again…
Start again what? Your German government and leaders are even worse than this add.
You should start now, judging by the way things are going, America isn't coming to help anytime soon. If Europe values it's freedom they're going to need to.
Russia:
@@dlairdiablo945the agressor are the Nazi ukranian not the russian
@@kt-limboidiot
nothing surpass old america 😪
What about Old imperial Britain?
we had war without the cringe patriotism.
Why my family where Mercenaries & privateers till recent because the pay is terrible!
why would we fight with the woke or go out to the middle of no where to police the world savages?
Honestly I blame the yanks for the joke the west is today buts as the saying go's 'if you want the easiest job to be Fvcked up get a yank to do'' & they will some how still get paid.
Facts
1990's - early2000's modren American golden age
old iraq (the abbasid caliphate) was smort
Y Vietnam que
Fun fact: this ad didn’t recruit any soldiers.
People be missing the point, its not about the two moms, its about how the ad tells you you are worthless so join military
As an American, this greatly disappoints me. What ever happened to the good stuff? The stuff worth fighting for?
I’m not American yet I wholeheartedly agree
It started to disappear when Obama got into office. Notice how before Obama and Twitter, everyone was chill and patriotic?
America is not beyond salvation. that stuff that's worth fighting for is still here--just horribly overshadowed by this woke political bullshit, peddled both by the elite and misguided (or downright stupid) normal people alike. but trust me, there is still good, somewhere.
That shit died when we left the middle east
Nowadays the stuff worth fighting for is seen as wrong and evil, such as family and country
As a Russian who lives in mother Russia, we surrender to Emma and her two moms.
Ok but speak slow and softly to Emma, as you might offend her.
@@scrappydoo6743 yeah but if you be to nice to someone then that would be racist
@@aconnox and, yes, homophobe
@@3HorsemenOfMovingPictures it's also transphobic
@@DanielM-uj4km You forgot fatphobic
That first ad almost made me shed a tear
The second one made my cry
@@definitelyhuman4510ye and i showed it to my brother, he literally died, his last words are "bro what the hell bro 💀" 😔
*just hire one of those CZcamsrs that make Military phonk edits and enlistment rates would go up 10x*
Watching SU-57 phonk edits makes me wanna enlist in RU army but I know some ghey with an FPV drone will kill me while laughing, so fuck that. But phonk edits go hard.
As a mexican, yes we could have back our rightful territories if emma and his dos moms are in charge of the US army
Edit: i started a war on the replies
Edit 2: how did this
Edit 3: I STARTED WW3
As someone from the U.S., I don't think you should want California back...
@@spiritmoon5998 yeah maybe take everything expect for california
@@spiritmoon5998 genocide
Even you could do it you would be exporting your third world to those places. And badically you would have a mix of Oaxaca, Tepito, Mexico city's ģąy zones, Pachuca, Monterrey and Ecatepec all as it were poured into Northen Baja California.
@@spiritmoon5998 No let them have Cali, just don't let them have Texas.
Bro that first ad actually gave me goosebumps, meanwhile I literally turned into a skeleton from laughing at the second one
ikr
@Bizzram FR
💀💀💀💀💀
You're intellectually submissive. Stop settling for less in life and think for once.
Same
As a human we all should fear emma and her two moms. That's catastrophic for humanity 😅😂😂
ah...
i can see emma is truly a fatherless child
And the ad was made by a fatherless person. How else can you explain this fatherless behaviour
@@saturnringer267 existence of a fatherless country which has a complete month for fatherless people
As a American, I am very disappointed myself what my home country turned into. But I still like living here
@@wranglerdeereih09 it’s still a great country but the people are the ones giving it a bad rep. Good times create weak men
@@saturnringer267 weak men create hard times, hard times create strong men
First ad is for the Marines, second is for the Army, that should explain things
Marines got the balls of steel, I'm a say.
@@dantemadden1533 Well yeah... that Emma and her 2 moms really ain't it.
then what does a national guard add look like ....
the second one is for the kpoop "army" you mean?
@@woof6114 as a russian spy i agree
This isn't even a military ad its just promoting pride month 😂
Bruh the first one was too cold like COD ads 🗿
As a citizen of the United States, I feel incredibly safe under the protection of Emma and her two moms
How can we expect Emma to survive a war when she can’t even survive a COD lobby?
@@shanestevens5352 bruh 😂
Yeah like Iraq is going to allow a gay soldier to defend them 🤣
@@badreedinedjellali1328 would you?💀
@@badreedinedjellali1328 dont worrying, the only man that will die will be you
Imagine what Emma would go through in 60’s boot camp
She’d walk out of that as a corpse
@@creeper326. She wouldn't be walking, more pushed out in a body bag. But still a corpse.
As a Polish man, only one fears what goes on in her head, she’ll liberate many countries, and fight for her sexuality and equality
I knew it was over when we started setting our military ads in California 💀💀💀💩
"Maybe shatter some stereotypes along the way". Yeah. The stereotype of having a regular and good family.
Yeah uhm that's long gone in new woke america
????
Yeah! Me my parents and my ten older siblings hate that stereotype! 😂
@@Lost20048 sad for usa
@@buggobrickswish i had ten siblings tbh
Most families can barely afford food and gasoline right now, but I’m glad Emma is making sure everyone knows she has two moms.
yo u here!
as a fillipino i feel alot safer with emma and her 2 moms as our allies
Legendary burn.
USMC ads vs US army ads (army is desperate as hell, meanwhile marines just attract everyone naturally cause they are funny)
Emma - my moms scissor
That's why the dislikes were removed
Not gonna lie, the old one was really dramatic and artistic. It made me want to join. The new one thou, it's like a product commercial.
trying to cater to people who arent gonna join the military is the problem
new one makes me loose my country
czcams.com/video/ku2PzKWFPvg/video.html
It’s finally here
Yup, join the army kids! We have fruit snacks!
@bizzram5688 that’s funny right there!
North Korea: Can we win the USA in war?
(sees this)
North Korea: Yes we can
USA: We have two moms
Russia: We have two Molotov Cocktails
I can only imagine how fucking insulting it would have to be to get murdered by a anti aircraft missile that's operated by Emma and her 2 moms. The us military isnt evan trying to recruit ppl. They're just trolling the opposition because they know that they will just crush them.
i can imagine her moms behind emma like thats right sweetie this is how you blow up russian aircraft
This made me laugh way too hard 🤣🤣
It's propaganda 😂
fair point i was thinking the same thing.
I don't see how that can happen when we handed over 89 BILLION dollars in military shit to 75,000 angy farmers with 80's period AK's.
As a rice farmer, I glad that Emma and her two mom are serving the US army
I know right, they give so much more to the country than you old peasant farmers. They’re new and inclusive don’t ya know 😂.
V I E T N A M
4 actually 😮😅
If Emma and her 2 moms were alive during Vietnam war America might have won.
@@farzan1958 usa didn't lose tho
Ad then: 100% men fighting, gigachad works, 100% country lover
Ad now: disnay
I don’t care about the ads I’m not dying for some faceless bureaucrats
Faceless?
You know who they are
Schumer
Pelosi
Schiff
Feinstein
Et. Al.
As a Venezuelan, I'm so scared that emma and her 2 mothers are going to start the 3rd world war against Russia, this is so hilarious😂😂😂😂
Do you speak papiamento?
Better run before Emma and her 2 moms find the intercontinental slippers
vai toma no cu pra eles provocarem a venezuela é só mostrar um prato de comida kkkkkkkk
It's not a joke we realy are trying to start WW3
🍔 🍟🍟🍟🍟🍛🍛🍛🍛🍔 🍔 🍔 🍔
As a American I can’t stand modern society it’s a disgrace
I agree..
I understand you
Even though I am not American (I am Russian) I don't really like it too! And I also don't like my own gover- [ЭТО СООБЩЕНИЕ БЫЛО УДАЛЕНО ПРАВИТЕЛЬСТВОМ РФ]
I'm not American but god forbid me from ever going there. I always wanted to visit it back in 2010 and so when shit was normal
Same story in Britain
alternative title
US Marines ads vs US Army ads
US: It all began in California, Emma was raised by two moms.
Russia: It all begins in Moscow, Vlad was raised by two moms, his mother and his motherland
Emma and her two moms are probably the only reason every dictator was overthrown other than Kim Jong Un because he spends his days fully focused on avoiding Emma and her two moms at all costs.
As a Croat I shit blood when I think of Emma and her two moms.
Kim spends his days looking at bombs
To be fair, the first ad is for the Marine Corps, and NOT the Army. They're entirely separate organizations. The MC has by far the best commercials, because they're a smaller force, and consequently require fewer personnel. They don't need to have mass appeal, and their standards are very strict. The Army, on the other hand, has several times the amount of people and infrastructure, and so they have to have lower standards and a broader message in order to appeal to more potential recruits. Besides, what does it matter any ways? Most of the Army soldiers will never actually see combat, nor will they be expected to. The ones that are attracted to the social justice topic of the week will just end up stacking boxes or pushing pens, and thus leave the actual fighting to those that enlist with that exact purpose in mind.
Yeah, you don't often have social justice warriors enlisting as Infantry or Tankers. Or going to schools like Air Assault, or joining special forces like Delta. They're more supply and admin. Headquarters. Officers. That sort of job.
But overall don’t you think they’re missing the point,I’m not American but this is just clickbait. The whole purpose of an army is to defend not to be a promotion. The longer it goes on,the more it misses the point
And that's why the Marines are better
Our military has no race or gender, WE ARE ALL GREEN! It shouldn't be cushy like this, other countries laugh at us when they see this. IT IS THE DAMN ARMY, TRAIN THEM TO BE SOLDIERS
just as a reminder that your best Marine the one who actually on the active combat duty team that killed Osama fucking Bin Laden...is a trans woman social justice warrior. as someone who comes from a military family of both the Navy and the Marines you disgust me and my grandfather who fought on D-Day in World War II would slap the shit out of you for disrespecting of what actual military work is.
The first video was for the Marines, their ads are still the same today.
How did things change SO MUCH in about 10 years? It all went so wrong so quickly.
Im Polish and i feel much safer knowing that Emma and her two moms are our allies
ukraine is feeling safe with emma and her gay parents
@@11O2O2O it aint gay
Gay = 2 man
Lesbian = 2 women
So in the ads it shows lesbian not gay💀
a ja bym wolała w militarce kogoś z większym doświadczeniem i powołaniem od Emmy i jej tęczowej rodzinki (nie hejtuje tęczów tylko nie czułabym się bezpiecznie przy Emmie bo nam powiedziała więcej o lbgt niżeli o umiejętnościach,powołaniu,używanej broni w wojsku itp.)
@@11O2O2Oas a ukrainian, i'm feeling super safe because of Emma and her two moms
proponuje nauczyć sie definicji sarkazmu
@@Truskoria
actually it would be pretty ok if they portrays emma as to tell that no matter who you were you can serve the country. But instead they make the army of the nation look like a girls club for talking and understanding, not to be against lgbt that much, its good if we all get along but this is a wrong place. like, they make a literal cartoon saying "emma has two moms" for a military thing, Isn't the concept of the army is like no matter who you are we break you down and put you together as a machine for the nation?
Nope, because changing people is some form of istaphobe behavior. If you can’t accept someone as they are these days, even if they’re literally a danger given how they behave or act, you’re automatically worse than Hitler.
It’s the same logic with people saying you’re transphobic for not dating a transsexual, you’re racist for wanting a secure border, or you’re Islamaphobic for showing Muslims are behind some kind of terror attack.
But it’s a double standard because they’re more than happy to use this mindset to chastise you and make you accept their beliefs. It’s why they constantly say thing’s like “it’s the straight white men’s fault.”
And this is all to get the meaningless attention and support of miserable children in adult bodies who can’t be miserable on their own because they scream the loudest.
You are right since the army takes you individualism to be able to work as a unit with your battlebuddies
They should have just shown multiple people all being able to join. Like someone who has no parents, someone who was raised by a uncle or aunt, someone who has two moms/dads etc. It would have made much more sense.
Maybe in the next war this girl club will disband
Bro the guy who uploaded this video made it a .Exe video so yea it funnier
She can't even survive a COD Lobby with his 2 moms how she's going to survive against Russians on the battflefield 🤣🤣
The usmc on the other hand is still pumpin out gold with their ads
As a Russian I can not sleep comfortably knowing that Emma has two moms
Emma: Has 2 moms
Chad Muslim: Has 2 wives
More like perverted Muslim
Thats smells like Andrew tate
Arabs* (bru these people in the comments)
Harem protagonist: that's cute...
None of that is chad
"and maybe shatter some stereotypes"
Girl only thing being shattered is your brain after headshot
women in army is like Monkes riding on skateboard
People are under the misconception that people are hating on the second ad for it being lgbsbat + supportive but in in reality it’s because the main focus of the ad is that the military is accepting of all people. One problem with that message. Nobody asked.
I nor does anyone care if the military is accepting of emma and her two moms. We want the wisdom and spirit from the first ad.
i think that being different and special doesn't fit the army, they want' you to become part of the group rather than being an individual
That's a given that military accepts all applicants if they are the country's citizen, so yea what you said is true the ad is trash
Dude exactly, soldiers can be gay without having to flaunt it around. The ad is supposed to be motivating and inspiring, why do we need to know about emma and her two moms?
@@hypnoticthoughts exactly! The military doesn’t need to tell everyone that it is accepting.
what also, atleast pisses me off, is that they lowered the fitness standard of the us army so that fatasses and women could more easily get in. If emma with her fatherless self wanted to get in the military, she should have to reach the old fitness standard we used to have, so that she is not a waste of a soldier. Having weaker soldiers in order to make more people army-fit sounds a lot like a russian doctrine of quantity not quality. It may also help if masculinity and strength in men was more insentivised, as nowadays any masculinity is "toxic" and so less liberal men will be strong enough to get into the army. Do not cure the symptom, cure the cause.
I am scared and feel like a missile is more likely to hit my house because Emma and her two mom's are controlling anti air.
did you just assume the missiles gender???
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It’s finally here
@@votpavel omg thank you for pointing this out, im so offended now and this guy should be canceled for assuming a missiles gender smh.
lol
It mostly computer controlled so if Emma F-ed this well- idk what I do
@@votpavel
That was a bad one.
i thought the first one was a damn COD Ghosts Cutscene bruh
This is Joe, he was raised in Florida by two gators
As a fellow Californian, don’t put me in the same box as Emma and her two moms. Im a Marine type of person(no offense to any current or vet army members) I’m gonna try and go the Officer route in Pendleton so I can preferably stay closer to home since down here in South Cali we have a bunch of Marine Bases.
There’s not a single person in the world who cares
@@keyboardcommando7000
name checks out. who asked for _your_ take?
@@keyboardcommando7000 well you do bro
You literally have an anime profile picture, 'chan' in your name, and subscribe to degenerate anime channels. And yet somehow we're not supposed to put you in the same box? Really got me there, sir.
@@capt.raptor4650 didn't know the US military was filled with weebs but in hindsight I guess it makes sense