The Chumrah Song
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- čas přidán 16. 07. 2013
- Official sequel to The Aveirah Song • The Aveirah Song
iTunes link (proceeds to Yeshivas Lev Aryeh) - bit.ly/TheChumr...
Also available on Google Play, Amazon, etc.
Summer 5773 Lev Aryeh Bein Hazmanim project
Original song and music video by Lev Aryeh bachurim. Filmed on an iPhone.
www.levaryeh.com
Lyrics:
I'm so frum...
I never shave, not even with a trimmer,
I keep the Three Weeks ah gantzeh zimmer,
I bring a mezuzah wherever I travel,
I tie knots in my tzitzis so it doesn't unravel,
I am so frum, that everyone is jealous,
I say lashon hara all day, lito'eles,
I switched tuna bagels for cream cheese and lox,
When I see a car on Shabbos, I throw at it rocks,
If a lady is driving I never yield,
When the Rebbe throws apples I play left field,
I don't learn gemara 'cuz goyim lived in Bavel,
I cover all my mirrors just in case I'm an avel.
CHORUS
I didn't look in a thesaurus,
So I have no words to put in the chorus,
I'll just tell you more 'bout what a tzaddik I am,
All of the mitzvos that I'm mekayem.
When I go to the mikvah I turn off the heater,
I don't even know who is Derek Jeter,
And when I go to the mikvah, to make sure it cleanses,
I pull out my teeth and take out my lenses,
If my wife boils water that's not Badatz,
I make her buy a new set of pots,
I don't put chrein on fish, of any species,
'Cuz I'm choishesh for bishul, even from kli shlishis,
If I see a sheretz I would never touch him,
'Cuz when mashiach comes I'll have to eat kodshim,
Between fish and meat I drink a bottle of bourbon,
I knocked down my whole house, zecher l'churban.
CHORUS
As you can tell, I'm Hassidic,
So I don't know how to write a lyric,
So I'll just sing, and you'll get a rush of,
Respect for me, 'cuz I'm so chashuv.
I stole a diamond ring from my Tante Bailah,
Just to be mekayem "Vehaishiv es hag'zailah",
I eat chulent yeder murgen, mitt-tug, un nacht,
I walk in the ga'as with my oigen farmacht,
I teach my kids that ham is mee'yis,
I don't mish on Paiysach, or Sikkis, or Shvee'is,
Pesach Sheini I use a new set of keilim,
I don't play chess, 'cuz the king has a tzeilim,
I don't eat marror, 'cuz I'm choishesh for bugs,
When I see my bubby I don't give her hugs,
My shiur for matzah is fifty k'beitzim,
I sit down everywhere, that's not a moishav leitzim.
CHORUS
There's a goy named Boris, but I don't know him,
So he didn't write for me a poem,
Instead I got help from a yid named Baruch,
To write my own chelek of Shulchan Aruch.
When my wife buys a sheitel I pour on it bleach,
On the maps in my house I cross out the beach,
I daven shiminessra for at least an hour,
I wear my koppel when I take a shower,
I beat up my kid if he's not the best in his kittah,
Everything I do, I do it b'shittah,
By Reishis Hagez I give more than reishis,
By Aishes Chayil I don't say "Aishes",
In the sukkah I make sure to keep my toes in,
By the Kosel I rip everyone's hoizen,
L'chumrah, I made all my kids become gayrim,
Every day I put like ten people in cheirim.
CHORUS
I really didn't write anything for this one,
Yada bada booda, something something...
On my phone I have an anti-Internet app,
And from now on I don't sing my songs in rap. - Komedie
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You guys are mad geniuses, I don't even know what to do with this. Only .0005% of my friends would understand ANY of this.
are they all called booris🤣😆🤣
" I don't learn gemara cause there were goyim in bavel" is an amazing line
When I first heard this I thought this might be a real chumra lmao
"I bought a donkey in case I'm moshiach" LOVE IT!!!
Oh.my. gosh. This is beyond genius. So beyond genius. No words for the talent. Lines are brilliant and hysterical. Laughed til I cried.
This is art.
The perfect thing to listen to on Yom Kipur.
Ans
The guys who made this are talented as hell. It's very impressive that your second video is just as good as your first. Keep going Ben
there will always be haters, even against a master piece like this
Who's not crying from laughter? Im so freem!
right?!
I'm sure it's pretty funny if you understand yiddish or is this hebrew. I miss all the fun dammit
*Frim
I can listen to this song on a loop :D I Loved it when i heard this years ago, and I really Enjoyed hearing this again now. Fantastic Job to the artist! Incredible Talent!! 😊
I am astounded that even I, a high school "bar mitzvah bochur" can enjoy something like this. In other words, It's AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I give it six thumbs up!!
это просто лучшее что я слышал и видел, спасибо вам за ваше творчество
IMHO the lyrics aren't as rip-roaring hilarious as #1 but the awesome stunts, side-splitting acting, lotsa Davio facetime and a guest appearance by Bilaam the Donkey made this otherworldly!!! Keep it up boys!!!
Awesome!! It doesn't top The Aveirah Song, but still great!
"I bought a donkey just in case I'm mashiach" "By eshes chayil I don't say eshes" and "On my maps I cross out the beach" are among of the best ones. Who thinks up of this stuff??
Who do you think?
That was HYSTERICAL! Especially the line abt buying the donkey in case he is moshiach.
Best song ever
This is some serious talent.
"knocked my whole house down lizecher the churban" lololol
I was about to comment that rofl
Greatest lyrics of time...
Wow, another absolutely brilliant production! Great footage too! Loved the freilach ending!
ok, now i'm convinced dr dreizich is a genious.
Amazing amazing- do more- this is great stuff and crying with laughter- will send to friends
nock down my whole house for the churben lol
Really good song. very good sequel. Excellent videography. Although nothing tops "The Aveirah Song"
The Reishis and Eishes line was too funny. Hard to get me laugh but this had me in stitches. Thanks.
Lol , sup
Yes brother keep shokling with yiddasha humor, songs and videos we need this #inspiration!
Lev Aryeh, you're my fave. Great editing. With an SLR you could do some serious damage!
Thanks man! Do you have one we can use? Email me at levaryehjerusalem (gmail)
Lev Aryeh I'm in the states currently, but just a suggestion, you can get a Canon T1i for pretty inexpensive.
Lev Aryeh Just be careful it shouldn't have internet connection, chas v'shulem!
Hey,what tribe you from?
I marry off my ketanim, so I can be a zaidy
I never leave my house, cuz I might see a lady
I shuckle so hard, now I'm the winner
I love the sin, and hate the sinner!
+elijah the last line doesn't belong to this ''idea'' more to the aveirah song ::) be consistent
No. it's great, like speaking lushen horeh letoyeles!
"I Knock my whole house down lizaycher likorbon."
Nice.
Lol litvish pole dancing at 2:20
lol
this song/video is great, the video is bttr than the other one but i like them both, keep it up guys.... everyday i put like 10 ppl in chairem love tht!!!!
love it!
i can see my hous their!
can't believe you used to be my naighbor!!!!
when i sing aishes chayil, i dont say aishes lmao
Translation?
@@kennykrylov4513 Aishes / Eishet Chayil = woman of valor / strength. It's sung traditionally on Friday night right before Shabbat dinner.
The eishet part means woman. The orthodox jewish community emphasizes separating men and women in various ways. The song is traditionally sung from a husband to his wife, but he's saying he's soooo religious that he can't even say the word for a woman lol.
I'm sure I'm not the only one to find out about this song this year
Awesome! You've got ridiculous talent....keep 'em coming!
Awesome... You guys are great
Very cute!
Another brilliant video by the LA boys!!
Epic!!! My 25th time watching it Ben and it doesnt get old....225,000 views
Brilliant @LevAryeh
GOLD!!!!!!!! very original. loved it
WHOOOOOOHAAAAAAAA!!!!! Ben Miller and uncle Goopers kickin it freestyle good stuff guys I think the donkey had alot to to do with orchestrating this video than we know. Also a shout out to the Bell Harbour dance!!
So the donkey (even though a girl) is named bilam? Absolutely hysterical :D. Anyhow wow what a great production lev Aryeh team. The video was filmed and edited to absolute perfection. Oh and ouch whoever was laying on the beach underneath that failed handspring. This video was just so funny, and the lyrics epic. By far my favorite line was the non mention of eisha in eishes chayil. I am such a sexist ;) ok jk. I cannot watch this video enough. And your voice Mr. Miller, it sounds fabulous. Tha
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Wonderful!
a solid follow up, boys. Well done!
Thank you
I am in love
good
Cant get enough of this lololo
This is great
i liked this SO much i subscribed
You're killing me w laughter
Haha most amazing! Donkey is epic!!! And the singing is great. Keep it up boyz
גדול!
Love Jewish satire songs and videos.
This is really good and catchy.
We need more
and i gotta meet this Mr Miller
Nice song
Great song! Keep going make another video!!!!!!
"i bought a donkey in case im moshiach"
so modest
well done
😉😜
congrats on hitting 300000 views
Amazing
Yes!!!!
this is Awesome!
"I just bought a donkey in case im moshioch" and "I don't play chess cause the king has a tzolom are a few of the best.
Great video
I take the aishes out of aishes chayil... lmao!
:) Moiradik. Is there any way to get the lyrics written out, please? I want to send this and The Aveirah Song to my dad, but he's hard of hearing. Tizke l'mitzvos. :)
Well done
נווה יעקב?! רחוב שאדיקר ואביר יעקב?! חחח גדול!
Hilarious!!!!
I make my shabbos long, till Tuesday night/ Eggs might have blood spots, so i don't eat the white// I stay up to learn, every night/ Even when I'm not lost, I turn to the right//
Cute
HAHAHA!!! best is the donkey line!
1:54 I dont even know who is Derek Jeter
Good job keep it up
i can't believe someone disliked this.
this is a family picture
I'm right away becoming baal'es tshiva
I carry a Sefer, in every pocket/ (Also to protect me from the shrapnel of rockets// Not because im scared, truth be told/ its only for the mitzva of Ushmartem Meod)//
Watching for 2019 ( I used "for" instead of "in" to disguise my gentileness ) Blessings on your heads!
I read that in a chasidish accent
Love it! Funny stuff.
genius!
Chag Purim Sameach 2015! As it was done to Haman, so shall the LORD do to all the enemies of Israel.
Am Yisrael Chai!!!
When I say Ayshes Chayil, I don't say Ayshes!
haha I didn't even notice that one
nice
shmuly the barber!!
Wearing only one pair of תפילין is only an עבירה if you made a נדר to wear רבינו תם as well
Im sure leib aryeh is proud
U outdid urself on this one. Keep it up!!!!
very holy
epic!
in the description
On chol hamoed, I keep yomotov halachos/ I give 200 minim for mishloach manos// (Keep in mind I also make sure when I choose this/ So my minim includes, 200 brachos)//
I'll let it go down
Erubin
He's such a baal aveiros...His vest buttons left over right. :P
Yeah
Nobody ever said that is an aveirah and nobody is forcing you to do it. It's just not intelligent to make fun of someone's minhag and btw being open minded means being open to hear both sides, respecting all types of ppl even the ones who are frummer than you. So for example it's narrow minded when a lady with a shpitzel judges someone else cuz that person doesn't wear one, yes it's narrow minded I agree but when it's the other way around it's not narrow minded???? I'm not talking about those ppl who are forcing their chumros on others or thinking that it's the only way to live or doing chumros that nobody else does. To each their own. Live and let live.
@@tobyleifer8552omg. the sarcasm in my original comment from 4 YEARS AGO went straight over your head. did you not see the emoticon?
@@ezrahoerster4874 oops. Sorry. I did see it but I didn't think too much about it I thought it means you're making fun. Sorry
when my wife buys a sheitel i throw it into bleach LOL
The lyrics are in the video description
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