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"Alright, so you went to a cult..."
"This man's a highway shitter"
interesting religion. Do you happen to have any literature on your doctrinal beliefs?
The two most disturbing quotes so far
"I don't conceal, I JUST CARRY"
@@bobbobert9379 yeah man, it's like a Pack n Play up in this bitch
“Ohhhhhhh, go Mr. Reeves”
Temmie confused about why she's being interrogated for crimes she thought were way in the past: 👁️👄👁️
I would've surprised if she commited a few war crimes in her lifetime
Wouldn't *
*Temmie's brain : Wolf wolf wolf ??????*
She was just following orders.........
i have emailed the hague outlining temmie's crimes during war time
Scarra loses: "I'm gonna fucking be a liar now"
Scarra, 7 months later: *demolishes everyone at 2 truths, 1 lie*
RIIIGGGHHTTTT!?! like i just saw that one and dang he kept his word LOL
Scarra man swept the fuckin floor man
He went through a Shonen training arc
he learnt how to lie better at the 4 largest hospitals in shanghai
He was practicing
I love literally every sponsored segment Michael has ever done, just sees how close he can get to roasting the fuck out of them and they seem to always take it well
have you seen his video for The Boys: Season 2? The video was him making a laser baby, and he just fucked with them the whole time
Watch him do a gross warning
@@kanyewestlover91169I remember that one, he is so good, hahahahaha, LMAO.
“Honey said my viewers already saved $400k by using their product, unless they lied to me.” 😂😂
“I don’t conceal, I Just CARRY” - Micheal Reeeeves 46 year old dad to his wife
Lol 😂
I wanna see a vid of otv shooting guns. That would be a banger. I just realized the fucking pun
@@bloom-snipez1040 what's the pun? i don't get the joke
WaterBoyz1140 Gun go bang
Wise words
Michael: "idiot, Malaysia is not real"
Literally every Malaysian: *having an existential crisis*
“Literally all Malaysians” or “Literally every Malaysian.” Don’t make my submit you to YGs
@@gluesniffersunite4719 ok, captain grammar
Chill
@@Putra-hw1pb lol I was making a joke by threatening you, saying I was gonna put you on YGS
But seriously as a malaysian i feel very hurt but it was expected
@@KasumaSM k.
China: Taiwan is not a country.
Michael: Malaysia is not a country.
China: Taiwan isnt a country
Taiwan: Mongolia isnt a country
Michael: Malaysia isnt a country
Taiwan numba 1
Delete your comment before China deletes you
Is Malaysia really not a real country tho?
@@JuicyxJosh if Malaysia is not a country I wouldn't be exist and typing this comment god damnit.
“Malaysia is not a country”
“Top 10 people that science is afraid to diss”
“I don’t conceal I just carry” - LA’s local crackhead
Your profile matches your comment so well 👌
one of many la crackheads
I couldn’t stop laughing at that
That made me laugh more that it should have
Can someone explain why this is funny? I’m genuinely curious, I don’t think I get it 😅
"Idiot, Malaysia is not real"
"Michael is correct"
I see Michael and Toast carrying OfflineTV with their bromance comedy in 5 years
inb4 we find out michael doesn't exist and he's actually just a robot invented to spice things up.
I mean, I am seeing that already tbh
@@haroerhaktak2613
Bullshit the offline tv members are the robots
Mykull planned this the moment he made the lazer that points to your eyes where ever you are
Me, a Malaysian: *Panic*
As a Malaysian its in the constitution stating that u cannot hold any citizen ship except for Malaysia, in order to hold another citizenship u have to drop the Malaysian citizenship.
“You don’t think lilypichu acted out in emotional anger” is probably the most rhetorical and smartass question I’ve ever heard come out of toast’s mouth XD god I love toast
michael: i've kissed someone of the same gender
toast: i'm just gonna write gay
“The sex crimes unit is going to get you”
“We know the attack was racially motivated”
-Michael Reeves talking to a dog
Wow you get the joke?
hollowknight no not really I just thought it was funny
@@latterarchie woooosh
@@hollownite6859 wow you're so funny and cool for wooshing someone who was commenting on a joke please stfu
hollowknight it’s not like i got baited into missing the joke. I commented something I thought was funny which obviously had a double meaning. It’s really not a woooosh
Poor temmie man, she knows she's guilty but can't speak
She nodded tho so it was her.
She can only bork
Mad respects to her 😔✊
Marco Hernandez temmie is a girl?
@@hakoomloli7027 urr yes. You don't watch lily's vlogs?
@@hakoomloli7027 ye
It's so weird hearing Scarra say "among us" at the end and Michael not absolutely losing his shit
"I almost died while attending an event in Kjiv, Ukraine"
Scarra's ahead of his time, man...
Lily also ahead with her propaganda drawing a Russian taxi for Kyiv.
/s
Malaysian citizen here, can confirm Malaysia isn't real.
LMAO
Same lmfao
Hello fellow Bunian
Yep we are all just a made up country
I'm Indonesian..
can I say I agree 👽👽
Michael: Gives a presentation to the NSA
Also Michael: *Malaysia is not real*
He blew up Malaysia
Im totally speechless on that
Im wondering, if Malaysia is not real then where m i right now???
@@dannieldex8879 Malaysia is a planet from now on
@@adamharris5398 hahaha now we've been a planet
Scarra: There’s gun Laws!
Michael Based: I DONT CONCEAL! I JUST CARRY!
"I DON'T CONCEAL, I JUST CARRY"
one of the best one-liners I have ever heard
Michael: "I have kissed someone of the the same gender"
Toast: "I'm just gonna write gay"
Dude that made me laugh so hard🤣😂
Had to hold that in since it was midnight for me
@@sodasalad7705 what???????????
@@julienewton6108 has to hold in laughter so I didn’t get yelled at by parents
@@sodasalad7705 ok
Eeerdnu
Michael: "Malaysia's not real"
Malaysians :"understandable have a good day "
Edit : it's a joke don't be so burthurt about it OMG
Ey ey
*not exists*
*sad Malaysian noises*
POGCHAMP
Peeposad
10:52 "Idiot, Malaysia's not a country" had me laughing harder than I should have been.
BRUUH
Malaysia is the Illuminatti headquarters, they simply show a hologram to make people believe it exists
@@river7591 as a malaysian i agree
@@river7591 yea just press alt f4
@@river7591 you past the test ....you may join the malaysian illuminati headquaters
Pewdiepie: I pooped on the shower.
Toast: Pathetic.
Scarra: "I almost died in Ukraine."
Lily: draws 'Russian Taxi'
Russsiaa
Ra ra rasputin
maybe it's because a lot of people in ukraine speak russian. (not on the west)
They’re all the same anyways
@@alxxsv Oh you mean like asians?
Scarra is probably the most honest man because his key word.... *"HONESTLY"*
Honestly... honestly... honestly... honestly! Honestly, honestly, honestly.
William Honest Lee
😂😂😂
I read that with his voice
Honestly true
6:39 michael is such a programming nerd
Michael making fun of the sponsor and reading it in a sarcastic voice is honestly so funny, wonder what the sponsors thought about it
"Malaysia's not real!"
Me who's actually a Malaysian: Maybe i AM non-existant.
Maybe we're bunian
I guess we are just a place who got colonised by UK and Japan
10:53
Noo why am I disappearing AHHHHhhhhhhhh.............
exist'nt
"This man is a highway shitter" wise scarra spreading some wisdom around
Love Michael laughing at the script he was given for the AFK Arena sponsorship.
IKR 🤣😆🤣😆
I just realized after rewatching offlinetv's videos for so many times that Michael's almost in every thumbnail of the video
Scarra: "its a private school"
Michael: "hmm ok so u went to a cult..."
As someone who currently goes to a private school, it’s honestly just a good education and more opportun- yeah who am I kidding it’s a huge fucking cult
I mean thats the whole niche of private schools
no he said it was a cult because scarra said it was called the village
*I t ' s a c u l t.*
@@everettmcclung2063 cult .-.
i love how there was no deliberation on michael kissing a guy, just a fact of life
It's probably about him and fed playing the pocky game on lily's stream so I guess they cut that out to avoid mentioning the drama.
Yeah our they’ve already heard the story
He kissed scarra and fed but honestly hes probably talking about a different time
If its on the cheeks i can see that
D
"kids are awful"
All of Michaels fan : We've been betrayed
Michael: Malaysia is not really
Malaysian: are we a joke to you
yes
“Kids are awful” -Michael, the child of OTV
Derek Q the kids say younger kids suck because they do
And he isnt wrong
It's ok because he's together with the other child
@@byrontheusurper6505 no, lily is the boomer
@@whitewolf8051 le boomerchild
The fact that Michael said Malaysia isn’t real and nobody questioned him 😂😂
time stamp?
@@mellow9396 10:52
I cant believe Michael said that.. 😓
@@simplename6680 l cant believe you dont understand sarcasm..
@@Froggers. I Cant believe how stupid you reply my comment :)
Bruh when Toast starts laughing I honestly can't help myself and start laughing as well.
Michaels quote at the end is absolute god level “I don’t conceal I just carry” as he shoots scarra
"kids are awful"
-micheal, a 12 year old
301 bitch
@@ashhillier8381 ？？？
@@moe-gs1dc figure it out
What?
@@ashhillier8381 wha??
I appreciate that not a single question was made about Michael kissing a guy
I’m fairly certain they’ve seen him do it cuz he did it twice infront of Scarra and Lily on stream (Pocky thing with Fed)
I mean isn't it expected at this point? Its Michael he's literally a crackhead
They all just knew
@@lukenewton6187 idk abt relating it with crackhead energy tho
Lmao
12:09 toast said exactly what I was thinking 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Amazing how Micheal manages to advertise a product without actually advertising it
Toast: "I'm just gonna write gay"
Idk why that cracked me up, but it did.
I like that not a single one of them doubted it too lmao
@@nicksmotherman6699 hahaha exactly no one question it
Michael: "Idiot, Malaysia is not a country"
Me: [sad Malaysian noises]
:3
Me Too~
sedih nat
D:
You cant make malaysian noises if it doesn't exsist
Kinda sad but i already knew michael was goin to say something toxic knowing him 😂😂
Scarra: There are gun laws here.
Micheal: I DON'T CONCEAL, JUST CARRY!
America in a nutshell
Scarra really meant it when he said, "I'm gonna fucking be a liar now". He got first in the most recent video, which was another Two Truths, One lie video.
"I don't conceal, I just carry" - Michael Reeves, 2020
Gold
wait wtf 420 likes just 1 comment???? 2 comment take it or leave it
Comedy Gold
I was dying
He kills me
I like how Micheal was literally laughing at the sponsorship while he was doing it and they still green-lit it and allowed them to use that one instead of asking them to redo it.
He's laughing at the schadenfreude of what he's saying more so than the sponsor, so they let him go. I'm more surprised the silly voice wasn't interpreted as mocking.
Edit: I kinda forgot the extended part where he makes fun of them for putting Ezio in the game.
@@noesunyoutuber7680 Desperate sponsors that need the exposure.
14:50 The Doom Music Is Fucking Kicking In Lets Go.
Michael: "8 trigrams 100 palms" that made me laugh so much
"I almost die traveling to an event in Ukraine" That one didn't age quite so well
Michael's dad being much older than than his filipino wife is the most filipino thing ever
i- wait he’s filipino?!
@@veanne his mom is, dad is white
@@veanne always been
That makes sense
So true
"This is a shock pen!"
*HOW THE TURN TABLES, REEVES.*
Mesadeath C Cube English 100
@@lolypopytasty8387 have you not heard the "how the turn tables" meme? You reverse them for comedic effect. So he was flawless in his grammar however you are the one to be in the wrong.
How the turns have tabled
10:40 “he definitely shitted on the highway 😂”
4:06 Michael used programming syntax lol
Don't forget the lie detector.
"Do you do crack?"
"yES oF cOURSE!"
*"true"*
Man I love the crackhead.
777th like
I left that pen on the table hoping someone would use it. I died of euphoria when fate brought me Michael.
Yoooo
Lol he was drawn to its power
Super Robot Mab pun intended? 😏
really enjoying the new content! keep up the amazing work!
the edit, the lighting, the cold intro! amazing!
11:13 pokimane: what a bunch of liars
**As she's winning the lying game**
"my father is 70 years old"
otv: LMFAO
Michael: "Malaysia's not a country"
All the Malaysian viewers: cries in teh tarik
ME LITERALLY HAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm malaysian
*CRIES IN HARI RAYA PUASA *
Wipes tears with roti canai
Died while watching this video eating maggi mee
I sigh while dipping on my milo ice....
2:53
Michael: Okay....so you went to a cult
That made me laugh so hard
I like how they casually just brushed it off
@@kyleking3839 I know right
I can't laugh bc it literally 5:04 am
@@ifukedurmomlul7712 it’s 7:06 a.m where I live
@@KingJavv_editz 11:06 didn’t sleep 😖 (i want to die 😒)
When Temmie was being interrogated...
*I felt that...*
CZcamsr: "I almost died!"
What happened: "We got dropped off at the wrong place, but then got a ride to the correct place."
“It’s obviously racially motivated we know that it’s obviously wearing you down the sex crimes division is gonna get you” -Michael Reeves
Okay Tom hanks
Temmie looked so sad doe
Falcon Lover Lover she’s regretting her crimes
Falcon Lover Lover she was thinking of where to hide their bodies
I love that no one even questioned Michael’s fact about kissing a guy.
Edit: I don’t watch Poki’s stream so No I haven’t seen him kiss fed
let's remember the poki video =)))
Thats good ol michael
What, you haven’t?
its not gay if u wear socks
i mean it literally happened on stream with fed
"We know it was you."
Temmie: **nods**
7:00 you guys have no clue of how many weirdos out their you just fueled with that one sentence
Mykkul makes everything better, Even boring sponsor messages
That’s the only reason why I watch offline tv had no idea who they were til he joined them
Surprisingly didn't skip it
MindlessAero I didn’t know who they were till toast joined
true i didnt skip it too
Together with toast
I love that Michael feels human while doing an ad read
I love how they didn't even talk about Micheal kissing a dude 😂😂
Let’s be real it’s Michael we can’t put anything past him 😂😂😂
Most guys have kissed a dude
@@jamemhm *Said By James*
He accidentally kissed fed on stream
True hahaha
True to his name, William "Honest" Li has lost in a games of lies and deceit.
Did you think of that or is it already a thing, cause its briliant xD
I see what you did there
Honestly, that was a good one
@@GoldenMusashi its a thing cus he says honestly a lot
Kiro_Ciganina I know the honestly thing, but do people actually call him william “honest” li, as in william honestly?
"I almost died traveling to an event in Ukraine"
...
That did NOT age well
2:04 oh that one did not age so well
No it did not
michael is a great salesman i actually watched a whole sponsorship for once
Saaaame
Don’t you mean “One Take Mike”?
"Why do you have a Malaysian Citizenship"
Toast, visibly betrayed: 12 YEARS GUYS WTF
But remember, Malaysa doesn't exist
Woah
I'm from malaysia
@@Fe-desu no you're not
@@Fe-desu imposter
1:08 "The sex crimes division is gonna get you." -Micheal Reeves to a small dog, 2020
When they were interrogating the dog I was surprised Micheal didn’t slam the table and shout “28 STAB WOUNDS!”
"I pay $800 a month to be inside tour head." Ah Yes, those tier 3 member perks
Most underrated comment ever xD GG Diego!!!
wait I don't get it.
Lmao
So their relationship contract is worth 9600$
his Patreon pays him enough, ur contributing for his robot dog lmao
Michael: "Malaysia is not real"
Me: "Who am I, why do I exist, why am I here"
same
Just to suffer
Guess my existential crisis comes early then
Australia also does not exist.
Wyoming doesn't exist either
I literally choked hearing Toast narrating about Michael's parents. LMAO
I absolutely love how they refer to Michael as “the final boss”
I like how Malaysians are trying their best to not be toxic in the comments
Keeping in the hates XD
Nah I like to think we’re used to the jokes by now.
Unless..?
I RELATE SO MUCH TO THISSS
its getting hard but we can do it 😭
if this thing go to facebook, it definitely go to news after this
Michaels random outbursts are hilarious. “I don’t conceal, I just carry,” as he blasts away. I wish I could think of things like that on the fly.
You can! Comedy like that is a social skill, not a personality trait. I learnt to do it because it helped break tension in serious moment. And, as a skill, it requires practice. Whenever you see the opportunity, blurt something out. Whatever comes to mind. Gauge reaction, evaluate how you can improve, and move on. Keep doing that and it eventually just becomes second nature.
no one even eliminated the thought of michael kissing a guy.
"Michael you know her"
Michael: 6:29
Michael's ad was the only one I've listened through completely.
Damnnn truth
True
s a m e
How tf did they allow OTV to use that as their ad tho
@@qsoup4371 cuz some companies doesn't want them to sound like a complete sellout and instead make it entertaining for them and for the viewers
So are we going to skip over the fact that Micheal has an entire legit gay fanfiction
I NEED THE STORY
Are we gonna forget that he technically kissed fed in a pocky challenge or?
@@Kimmie6772 oh no
sorry what
14:53 even though I respect Scarra a lot I can't help but give into the doom music lol
Scarra: “I almost died in Ukraine.”
He’s about two years too early…
Michael: I have kissed someone of the same gender
Everyone: Understandable, have a great day
I mean there was literally multiple videos of Michael kissing fed
@@galacticpotata8192 didnt see them sadly
@@inchiga4466 the video with the pocky challenge you didn't see?
This is literally michael's dream in a game.
I wouldn’t be surprised if he made it with an alter ego lmfaoooooooooo
needs more tazers but yeah
Facu Poelstra there was the shock pen
I still comeback to this vid every year, still funny as hell, feels nostalgic
I dont know how I came back to this video after 3 years but Lily's Dragon Nest story tickled my long term memory. She voiced "Lily" the little girl in the first cutscene of the game! "Help Me!" Lol.
i bet the sponser requested micheal to talk in the ad , THEY WANT THE CLOUT
i am comedy mykull costs extra
I just started the video with Micheal saying “HEY GAMERS!”
Yeah, like I’m not even a gamer...
yes we did as well
I just love how at the end as scarra says this is America doom music starts to play in the backround XD
Oh my god, "I don't conceal, I just carry" I'm gonna remember that
i think Michael is the kinda guy who thinks : Malaysia's not real
but also : Let's go to Kuala Lumpur
😂😂
True, kl is bumpin dude. But covid is not allowing us to do that tho