Poof, all prayers are put off into another wish to do them that then regresses into another wish to them that then regresses into another wish to them ad infinitum. Because that is exactly how you have done it. So no Prayer gets answered.
@@Eddneton94 he doesn’t have to duplicate himself, also he could do that if he wanted, since he’s literally god, he can do absolutely anything, as long as he can imagine it.
The funniest part about this bit is God straight up said “You can literally finish every single one of your tasks in an instant with a single thought” and Bruce just doesn’t.
a lot of this movie is like, "yeah cool funny modern day take on biblical events and references", but logical questions started to rise up on why he would bother with certain things. maybe i missed a character arc of him being stubborn and wanting to do things the hard way, or he just has to be comedic to himself, but these scenes took me out of the movie. very surface-level idea of giving someone the power of God that hollywood made up
@@ElysiaWhitemoonOmega Remember, God goes over 6-7 billion prayers (if a person does 1 prayer a day lol). He can look at that 3 million and be like “yea, some of these I’ll have to step in and not answer” 😂.
Rest in peace to the piasa that served him coffee, he was such an underrated movie actor/music artist. Its a shame he never really got any spotlight aside from mid life cantinas and side characters in movies..
@@troblesomegentleman4438although he is all knowing, we are not, the reason why us christians pray is because it is comforting to have a person that you can lay your troubles on. For since he is all knowing meaning he is all powerful aswell as all loving. I will never stop praying to the lord, for he is humanities saviour
He will allow it cus we have free will we can do what ever we want but God wants us to follow him not spend eternity in hell but if you follow him you will spend eternity in heaven in other words if you put your faith in Jesus and confess he is lord you will be saved but that doesn't mean we can do what ever we want but to do better and do good things and God will reward us for doing so but remember it's not works that gets us into heaven but because jesus died on the cross and took the death penalty for our sins but he will only take the sins for thoughs who except the gift he gives us
“If God would concede me His omnipotence for 24 hours, you would see how many changes I would make in the world. But if He gave me His wisdom too, I would leave things as they are.” ― J.M.L. Monsabre
To quote god from Futurama "Being a god isn't easy, if you do too much, people become dependent on you, do too little, they lose hope. And if you did things right. They'll believe you've done nothing at all.."
Nah bro just stupid.. All he needs is to say that all the wishes to be answered and refused based on what i would think woud be good or bad if i were to read it all properly.
@@yueshijoorya601 Asking for help is not weakness. In fact, it is the greatest strength you can have because it means you haven't given up. What you are talking about is laziness and greed. "Someone else should do it for me."
@@DikaiWu-wo2qwNo, If you are study History, That Name from God of War from Ancient Africa, Judaism copy and change their holy book because always Lose War
I’m reeeaaallllyyyy curious whats up with the eyeball parasites in 6 year old kids though. If thats the shit god is going to pull I will need a better explanation than a book thats been translated and rewritten thousands of times. Not to mention the war, the cancer, the earthquakes and… oh, I don’t know, name a country in Afrika. I tried asking some priests who supposedly speak for god, but they either didn’t reply to my email, didn’t know the answer or gave different answers… some of them said they I was asking for the wrong god altogether. Its a bit of a flawed system in my eyes is all.
@@daanstrik4293your intent is entirely Wrong here, everything you have stated is not of Gods fault, but rather of the darkness and evil generated by humanity. Ofc if you ask a priest for the answer they’re not going to know. That is why they can’t give you a good answer because evil is inevitable and cannot be overcome by humans alone, but rather by the strength and willpower of their creator
@@DarthErdogan damn, you're angry. Who hurt you? Here's some friendly advice... Next time you feel anger get a pillow and hit it, shout, curse, you'll feel better 😊
God gave Bruce two conditions in order to lend him his powers. 1_ he can't tell anyone that he is god 2_ he cannot interfere with free will Your comment breaks rule number 2
@@matiasrodriguez7408 So healing a 6yo girl from cancer, curing a teenage boy from arthritis or saving a lady from an abusive situation is interfering with free will?
He could of easilly fixed it. Just making it more detailed. Like use the godly powers to break up the request to parts. 1 area for love request, anither one for people praying to survive decease and so on and on. Then create auto system that amswers the prayers or gives a random chance to 1 prayer to be given while the rest get no. Some prayers would be a automatic no.
This is why god is simply everything, your prayers arent going to a single mind somewhere and especially not someone who is earthly It goes to the universe, without judgement and without stress and the only who is fit to judge you and too answer your prayers is the part of god that is within you, YOUR OWN GOD
This is probably the part of the job I'd look forward to the most. Yeah, I get that you'd never finish, but I feel like it would be endlessly rewarding to consider and hopefully answer people's prayers.
My girlfriend said something profound to me when my father was going for major surgery that he was terrified about. I asked her to pray for my father to make it through. She told me "i dont think it works like that" Im still new to my faith, so i sat there for about a minute in silence before i understood what she meant, and i just said "I understand. Ill pray for strength" And she replied with "Good boy, now youre starting to get it" God doesnt grant wishes, he provides you opportunities to be better than what you are. It brings me to tears remembering that, my dad was fine, but in that moment I had to accept that I might not have him the next day and that I needed to be strong.
Lesson 1 on how to break the universe: By answering “yes” to everything, you are saying “no” to “nothing”… which itself is a thing. Therefore both everything, and nothing, will begin happening at the same time. Which is why later after this scene, complete chaos unfolds.
I just know someone prayed for world domination,for hitler to come back,for zombies to take over and for the earth to be destroyed and his response to a short cut was “yes”
Why would he punish some evils and not others? None of us are good, we all are wicked. The punishment of believers was put onto Jesus at the cross. The rest will receive their fate on the day of judgement.
There’s a saying I think of everytime I pray, “when God answers your prayers it’s mostly like monkeys paw, he’ll answer it but not in the way you’d expect.”
Everyone was, in fact, not happy.
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2.1 k likes and one reply is crazy
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25k likes and 3 comments that’s insane
I read that in Morgan’s voice
"Let everything be erased from existance"
Yes
Thank you
Why is everything gone
The ultimate peace
Or create a super ai to handle the prayers for you
Such a Zoomer thing to say. If YOU don't like reality, LEAVE the rest of us to enjoy it
@@topogigio7031 you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, aren't you?
LOL 😂
I noticed one of the prayers was “new job for daddy” kinda sweet
another one was "safe place to live" :)
"Need rain" 🙏🙏🙏
Yes
"Mother's health" :)
anyone notice ''bankrupcy''
"Dear god, My life has been really rough, I'm contemplating ending it all, Should I do it?"
"Yes"
Yes
no
No
No
YES
There's a saying: "When god wants to punish us, he answers our prayers".
False wisdom
Well said.
Nah from experience I'd say its true@@Jonohobs
A Lot of wishes never should be answered
@@Jonohobs Well most of the time we lack the wisdom to know what's good for us in the scheme of things ourselves. So...
“Let all prayers be answered exactly how I would.”
But the movie has to happen!
also, not like he can duplicate himself at will, creating any number of copies to barely work any day.
Poof, all prayers are put off into another wish to do them that then regresses into another wish to them that then regresses into another wish to them ad infinitum.
Because that is exactly how you have done it. So no Prayer gets answered.
@@Eddneton94 he doesn’t have to duplicate himself, also he could do that if he wanted, since he’s literally god, he can do absolutely anything, as long as he can imagine it.
@@BS-cc4ks “let all prayers be answered exactly how I would.” Not “let all prayers not be answered.”
"Do I have to answer everyone's prayers?"
"Technicaly you don't have to answer any of them."
"Thank god."
Thanks, God!
ANOTHER PRAYER REQUEST
Tfs😂😂😂
“What a bunch of winners” is so real. That’s how I feel when I pray for something lol
Nobody wins when the majority of people are whiners. They'll never be winners.
He said Whiners, not winners
you are a whiner for praying
Y'all I think he meant "whiners" but spelt it wrong.
figured youd feel stupid. but then again for anyone who prays that's a given.
The funniest part about this bit is God straight up said “You can literally finish every single one of your tasks in an instant with a single thought” and Bruce just doesn’t.
Movie name?
Hell, he could sit and do nothing fir 10billion years then just decide that he didn't sit there for 10billions years
He could have just said "let all prayers be answered automatically using the answer I would have given had I read them"
@@aaravshane7730Bruce Almighty
a lot of this movie is like, "yeah cool funny modern day take on biblical events and references", but logical questions started to rise up on why he would bother with certain things. maybe i missed a character arc of him being stubborn and wanting to do things the hard way, or he just has to be comedic to himself, but these scenes took me out of the movie. very surface-level idea of giving someone the power of God that hollywood made up
"Dear God, how much beer should I drink before driving?"
"Yes"
i love this
God should i drink this 47th beer before driving?
Say no more
no more
Thats not a prayer?
"I pray my daughter won't die in the surger-" *"YES"*
Eddie Brock “I want you to kill Peter Parker” “Yes”
😂fr
yeah we got people chanting for the death of humanity so i think answering yes to all would be really bad.
How did you know? But tbf, someday I forget
Would that make humanity doubt dead, would that mean that send humanity double hell?
@@forgotten13th37do you even English?
@@n1kobefanthey clearly do not English
I think that would be a dub.
Bruce Almighty. God gives Bruce all his divine abilities.
Tell me where the word says this?
@@anonymousprime3395 its the movie name and a small resume silly
@@anonymousprime3395its literally a movie dense head .
Except his omniscience and omnipresence.
Correction: God gives Jim Carrey all his divine abilities.
SO THIS IS WHERE THE TYPING MEME COMES FROM
I was looking for somone to mention it
If I got my prayers answered like this my mom would still be alive and healthy
Dont worry brother, she’s in a better place now
Maybe some days he says yes to all and no to all LOL.
L Bozo, next time be a better son and she wont die, 😂😂 L L L Mom
The weird kid next door
"Fill the world with demons...
Then make me the greatest demon slayer"
Uhh…I legit would do that it’d be sick as fuck
I am the Grey Knight
Cool kid*
W kid
Kid with a good sense in anime
...Just imagine how many poor random people were killed, hurt, or erased from existence when he answered YES to every prayer.
Feel like God would have vetoed some of that lol. After all, he only intentionally gave him the prayers of people in the city alone lol.
@@milkduds1001 1.5 milion prayers, ands thats only buffalo, and later 3.5 million when he sayys yes to all.
He just got jurisdiction to one city. Not the planet. Otherwise, his mind would be fried.
That's what I thought, not only people but animals too
@@ElysiaWhitemoonOmega Remember, God goes over 6-7 billion prayers (if a person does 1 prayer a day lol). He can look at that 3 million and be like “yea, some of these I’ll have to step in and not answer” 😂.
Rest in peace to the piasa that served him coffee, he was such an underrated movie actor/music artist. Its a shame he never really got any spotlight aside from mid life cantinas and side characters in movies..
Sometimes when I pray I gossip with god.He knows everything but its still fun plus it helps with my prayers
If he is all knowing, why do you pray?
@@troblesomegentleman4438because it builds personal relationship with the Lord and a stronger connection with him
@@troblesomegentleman4438why not?
@@troblesomegentleman4438although he is all knowing, we are not, the reason why us christians pray is because it is comforting to have a person that you can lay your troubles on. For since he is all knowing meaning he is all powerful aswell as all loving. I will never stop praying to the lord, for he is humanities saviour
@@troblesomegentleman4438 Plot holes of religion... I have the hope that at some point we leave those behind.
"God, I feel like ending it.. but I needed your permission. Do I have it?"
"YES"
edit: thanks for the likes, im glad yall think its funny lol
Oh thanks god. I thought he would send me to satin. But he wont now 😊
He will allow it cus we have free will we can do what ever we want but God wants us to follow him not spend eternity in hell but if you follow him you will spend eternity in heaven in other words if you put your faith in Jesus and confess he is lord you will be saved but that doesn't mean we can do what ever we want but to do better and do good things and God will reward us for doing so but remember it's not works that gets us into heaven but because jesus died on the cross and took the death penalty for our sins but he will only take the sins for thoughs who except the gift he gives us
@@Logan64622not a single human will ever read all that, i hope you know this
@@Logan64622He wants for us not to spend eternity in hell, so it shall be. No one is going to hell.
@@user-oq2bi3cd3c Satin? Is he associated with Silk?
That Yahweh gag is ASTONISHING.
lol
Fr 😭
I don't know but "Yahweh" do sound like "Yawi" which means Key in my native tongue.
@@griffionwyvrus9063Yahweh is basically the first recorded name for what we now know to be the monotheistic god
@@oliversawyer8858 the Abrahamic god. Plenty of religions are monotheistic.
“If God would concede me His omnipotence for 24 hours, you would see how many changes I would make in the world. But if He gave me His wisdom too, I would leave things as they are.”
― J.M.L. Monsabre
That one guy that wished spiders were the size of human out of anger😆
To quote god from Futurama
"Being a god isn't easy, if you do too much, people become dependent on you, do too little, they lose hope. And if you did things right. They'll believe you've done nothing at all.."
If you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
Only the weak have to constantly ask for help or consolation.
If you put a wish in a prayer, you could've accomplished it without the prayer.
Omnipotency:
Nah bro just stupid..
All he needs is to say that all the wishes to be answered and refused based on what i would think woud be good or bad if i were to read it all properly.
@@yueshijoorya601 Asking for help is not weakness. In fact, it is the greatest strength you can have because it means you haven't given up.
What you are talking about is laziness and greed. "Someone else should do it for me."
The email being named Yahweh is amazing attention to detail
What reference does it make?
The god in the original depictions of Judaism
@@JesusLover9128its just god's name, meaning 'i am he who is'
@@DikaiWu-wo2qwNo, If you are study History, That Name from God of War from Ancient Africa, Judaism copy and change their holy book because always Lose War
@@borutonews9292 i do not understand of what you just said
God doesn't say yes to all our prayers but he does what is best for us according to his own will, which is infinitely better than our own desires.
God doesn't exist...
Holocaust. Mao Regime. Pol pot Regime. Communism. More than 100 million dead just in those simple words. Tell me how a moral god let that happen?
I’m reeeaaallllyyyy curious whats up with the eyeball parasites in 6 year old kids though.
If thats the shit god is going to pull I will need a better explanation than a book thats been translated and rewritten thousands of times.
Not to mention the war, the cancer, the earthquakes and… oh, I don’t know, name a country in Afrika.
I tried asking some priests who supposedly speak for god, but they either didn’t reply to my email, didn’t know the answer or gave different answers… some of them said they I was asking for the wrong god altogether.
Its a bit of a flawed system in my eyes is all.
@@Lucci136cap
@@daanstrik4293your intent is entirely Wrong here, everything you have stated is not of Gods fault, but rather of the darkness and evil generated by humanity. Ofc if you ask a priest for the answer they’re not going to know. That is why they can’t give you a good answer because evil is inevitable and cannot be overcome by humans alone, but rather by the strength and willpower of their creator
The “YahwwwEEEEEEEHHHH” as the computer loaded up was hilarious
For those wondering, the name of the movie is "Bruce Almighty" starring Jim Carrey😊😊😊
Goofy Carrey I like that actor man he is just gold
@@WHAT3V3RMAN3 I agree
Thanks, it's a shame someone will steal clips from a movie and not even mention the name
Starring Jim Carry? I wouldn't guess it, if he WASN'T IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MOTHERFUCKING VIDEO.
@@DarthErdogan damn, you're angry. Who hurt you? Here's some friendly advice... Next time you feel anger get a pillow and hit it, shout, curse, you'll feel better 😊
"Dear god, can I have your powers?"
"*YES*"
'Dear Lord, how can I improve my life?'
"Yes"
Prayer, “Give back germany its former glory” god said yes 👍🏻
um... what
Back to the Germanic tribes of the Roman era!
yeah, bring back nuclear powe- wait, what? what six million jews?
What!? xD
Prayer, "Force Humanity back into the caveman era but keep all future events known to everyone"
so thats where the meme came from
I thought the exact same thing
@@jivomsharavanah4690 me too lol
What meme?
@@finlandguy427 let me show you a example
Random:Hey how has you’re day been 😃
Random 2: yes
@@TrulyKai3 not that one
I always get a kick out of people who think praying does anything
the movie is called Bruce Almighty for those wondering
Thanks 😊
Thank you very much I hope you have much happiness in the future
You the best
Thought it was called yesman.
Thanks I was looking thru the comments for exactly this 👍😊
"God, will I fail my finals?"
"YES"
That's a question, not a prayer.
That "I'm Lonely" one hits home
“Don’t want to be lonely” I feel that
That’s why there’s all these disasters the evil people pray for it 😂
"you've got prayers"😂
That one prayer that prayed Noone else's prayers were answered
One of the prayer said "Bra for my sports car" 😂😂😂
God always answers our prayers. It's just that the answer is often No, Yes, or Not Yet.
He always answers our prayers, but sometimes not In the way we expect.
He doesn't give a shit about anybody
once he answered my prayer and said he was gonna kick the shit out of me. what does this mean?
@@calwhitt01 run
God is a magic 8ball
"I want to make everyone on the planet which are good in heart happy". Done.
Ah, but Jesus said none are good, except God. So nobody would be happy.
God gave Bruce two conditions in order to lend him his powers.
1_ he can't tell anyone that he is god
2_ he cannot interfere with free will
Your comment breaks rule number 2
@@backyardrebel2149 Yes, but right now he is God and he can just say that, what you say in your comment wouldn't really matter in this scenario
@@matiasrodriguez7408 So healing a 6yo girl from cancer, curing a teenage boy from arthritis or saving a lady from an abusive situation is interfering with free will?
@@andreymoura9865 No, those things are fine
Messing with free will is using divinity to do things like "love me" or "never be sad"
God loves us all amen 😭.
Indeed he does not
It's gooooooooood (the tone especially)
Has become 1f my fav monologue over the decades.
Loved dis movie watched it with my family every night... Wish i could go back😅
Whats it called???
Bruce almighty
Every night?
Do you pray you could back tho
@@moggingyouI see what you did there
The movie is called Bruce the Almighty :)
Dear Lord i would like to win the Powerball and MegaMillions for the next 5 year without taxes and find a cure for all illnesses & diseases!
The email being "Yahweh" is a neat thing i never actually noticed before
Bro had the power of god, but still couldn't make the internet faster to download all the prayers.😂
Probably his common sense Capacity ran out which is why he wasn't able to think about that.
Bro became the Yes Man again to answer these prayers
I feel like this is a prime example of how God is the only one who can handle us human beings. One man cannot do this, but one God has and will do it.
That Colombia jazz music fast forward nearly made me choke on my coffee. That was so hilarious.
Wouldn't it be better for him to imagine all prayers answered perfectly
He could of easilly fixed it. Just making it more detailed. Like use the godly powers to break up the request to parts. 1 area for love request, anither one for people praying to survive decease and so on and on. Then create auto system that amswers the prayers or gives a random chance to 1 prayer to be given while the rest get no. Some prayers would be a automatic no.
Or just ignore them all.
@@chokey4754 classic god move
@@chokey4754just like in real life! Smart
Dear God. Make them pay for what they’ve done while ignoring my pleas while knowing the truth. Make them all pay.
Just say "Let all prayers be answered perfectly"
"My wife just died"
"YES"
This is why god is simply everything, your prayers arent going to a single mind somewhere and especially not someone who is earthly
It goes to the universe, without judgement and without stress and the only who is fit to judge you and too answer your prayers is the part of god that is within you, YOUR OWN GOD
Love this!
“Is my life worthless?”
“YES”
This is probably the part of the job I'd look forward to the most. Yeah, I get that you'd never finish, but I feel like it would be endlessly rewarding to consider and hopefully answer people's prayers.
My girlfriend said something profound to me when my father was going for major surgery that he was terrified about. I asked her to pray for my father to make it through. She told me "i dont think it works like that"
Im still new to my faith, so i sat there for about a minute in silence before i understood what she meant, and i just said "I understand. Ill pray for strength"
And she replied with "Good boy, now youre starting to get it"
God doesnt grant wishes, he provides you opportunities to be better than what you are. It brings me to tears remembering that, my dad was fine, but in that moment I had to accept that I might not have him the next day and that I needed to be strong.
So he doesn't do shit
Yeah it's pretty much just confirmation bias.
Honestly I wish I was a Christian so I could believe stuff like this, I'd be way happier for it.
So God is basically an emotional support animal
God does not exist
wish i had a girlfriend that called me a good boy :(
Fun fact when he says super highway it's a call back to one of his older movies the cable guy, he explained a satellite as a superhighway lol
Everyone is chill untill thanos wish responded with yes😂
I always loved this movies ability to take things in an unexpected direction
“God must I die now?”
“YES” 💀
“Dear god can I do the most horrendous crimes?”
“Yes”
“My dog died””yes”
That pup in postits is lovely. I imagine how behind the scenes managed to get that 2 seconds shot
A real all-powerful being would read, evaluate and decide 1 million prayers in one second
No because they would be outside of time. Omnipresent.
But that wouldn't be funny.
While you would beg and suck up to all-powerful being. Loves a hypocrite.
@@shuraamanowtf are you even trying to say lol
@@shuraamano no shit bro why wouldnt you
Im gonna rewatch this movie, now
What's it called please tell me
What is it called please?
name pls
Dam he ain’t even mind yall.. woow
I need the name too
@@oreonolson3843 bruce almighty
Lesson 1 on how to break the universe:
By answering “yes” to everything, you are saying “no” to “nothing”… which itself is a thing. Therefore both everything, and nothing, will begin happening at the same time. Which is why later after this scene, complete chaos unfolds.
you know what iff i were god ID BE HAPPY to answer prayers all day i made them, i have to take care of them.
I prayed for a zombie apocalypse once..
Even if you did get a zombie apocalypse, they wouldn't target you, since you have no brain😂
“YES”
Always add something to it... I did too but also adding with always access to Water and Food xD
The way God may handle our prayers with his power and limitless capabilities is beyond our understandings
I hope this is a joke since... you know... god is made up...
You mean in your imagination? Seems pretty understandable
i find it hard to believe that out of all 3 million of those prayers, not one person wished for the death of everything or humanity etc…
"In Due Time" wouldve been the diplomatic answer to all.
I just know someone prayed for world domination,for hitler to come back,for zombies to take over and for the earth to be destroyed and his response to a short cut was “yes”
There might someone who wish the opposite so the prays will be neutralized😂
Bro could’ve just given himself super speed.
He had the power to smite all the pedos and rapist and instead just granted all prayers
Nothing in life is ever so straightforward. Why is the rapist a rapist? Did you think about that?
what’s wrong with pesos, don’t you think people in mexico should be allowed money?
@@squiishiieHe probably meant Pedos, but autocorrect got him
r/whoosh
@@7............................8 What's with that reddit slash? Like how odd
Why would he punish some evils and not others? None of us are good, we all are wicked. The punishment of believers was put onto Jesus at the cross. The rest will receive their fate on the day of judgement.
Ah, so that's where the typing meme comes from
This was a great movie and it sucks we cant have discourse about it online because every conversation just devolves into religous prosletyzing
Depressed kid: should i end myself? 😞
Bruce: YES
"answer all prayers with common sense"
The Yahweh part always cracked me up.
This movie is a gem and really underrated
"I want to to kill Peter Parker."
"YES"
Imagine if this movie was made today, he'd be able to think up of AI to answer prayers.
There’s a saying I think of everytime I pray, “when God answers your prayers it’s mostly like monkeys paw, he’ll answer it but not in the way you’d expect.”
Nah, he does not exist to answer prayers. Just think about all the people who died in the WW2. A good god would not let that happen
Bold of you to assume I was asking for your opinion.
Everyone: talking about the actual clip
Me: *oooo it’s that meme*
One of the most difficult things in life is to stay alive the moment you realize that you have always been God.
whats movie?
Bruce almighty
Bruce Almighty iirc
But God can see and hear and think and do everything at the same time
It’s like Disney Wish…… granting all wishes doesn’t make everyone happy, it makes everyone greedy for more.
WOH! IT'S THE MEME 😯🫵
Let all prayers be answered in a way that society would not have massive impact and everyone is happy
God answers all prayers. The answer is not always yes, and there's a good reason for that.
Jesus loves u he is God narrow is the way
God please make my child's cancer go away.