Here's how God answers prayers...😳

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  • @crowbar_the_rogue
    @crowbar_the_rogue Před měsícem +95472

    Everyone was, in fact, not happy.

  • @TheRadioDemon66666
    @TheRadioDemon66666 Před měsícem +14497

    "Let everything be erased from existance"
    Yes
    Thank you
    Why is everything gone

    • @beetlesss2560
      @beetlesss2560 Před měsícem +47

      The ultimate peace

    • @ishm357
      @ishm357 Před měsícem +27

      Or create a super ai to handle the prayers for you

    • @topogigio7031
      @topogigio7031 Před měsícem +5

      Such a Zoomer thing to say. If YOU don't like reality, LEAVE the rest of us to enjoy it

    • @Kartmen9112
      @Kartmen9112 Před měsícem +14

      ​@@topogigio7031 you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, aren't you?

    • @Zeina107
      @Zeina107 Před měsícem

      LOL 😂

  • @castbet9183
    @castbet9183 Před měsícem +3726

    I noticed one of the prayers was “new job for daddy” kinda sweet

  • @vSung_Jin-Woo
    @vSung_Jin-Woo Před měsícem +7567

    "Dear god, My life has been really rough, I'm contemplating ending it all, Should I do it?"
    "Yes"

  • @onur6020
    @onur6020 Před měsícem +50914

    There's a saying: "When god wants to punish us, he answers our prayers".

    • @Jonohobs
      @Jonohobs Před měsícem +663

      False wisdom

    • @johnysnoww3831
      @johnysnoww3831 Před měsícem +179

      Well said.

    • @yahyarazzaghpanah2700
      @yahyarazzaghpanah2700 Před měsícem +272

      Nah from experience I'd say its true​@@Jonohobs

    • @yahyarazzaghpanah2700
      @yahyarazzaghpanah2700 Před měsícem +251

      A Lot of wishes never should be answered

    • @onur6020
      @onur6020 Před měsícem +367

      @@Jonohobs Well most of the time we lack the wisdom to know what's good for us in the scheme of things ourselves. So...

  • @mr.goodman3991
    @mr.goodman3991 Před měsícem +9016

    “Let all prayers be answered exactly how I would.”

    • @ConverseSC
      @ConverseSC Před měsícem +193

      But the movie has to happen!

    • @Eddneton94
      @Eddneton94 Před měsícem +118

      also, not like he can duplicate himself at will, creating any number of copies to barely work any day.

    • @BS-cc4ks
      @BS-cc4ks Před měsícem +42

      Poof, all prayers are put off into another wish to do them that then regresses into another wish to them that then regresses into another wish to them ad infinitum.
      Because that is exactly how you have done it. So no Prayer gets answered.

    • @mr.goodman3991
      @mr.goodman3991 Před měsícem +20

      @@Eddneton94 he doesn’t have to duplicate himself, also he could do that if he wanted, since he’s literally god, he can do absolutely anything, as long as he can imagine it.

    • @mr.goodman3991
      @mr.goodman3991 Před měsícem +17

      @@BS-cc4ks “let all prayers be answered exactly how I would.” Not “let all prayers not be answered.”

  • @ajax9644
    @ajax9644 Před měsícem +366

    "Do I have to answer everyone's prayers?"
    "Technicaly you don't have to answer any of them."
    "Thank god."

  • @jeromeb4772
    @jeromeb4772 Před měsícem +643

    “What a bunch of winners” is so real. That’s how I feel when I pray for something lol

    • @aceofpittsburgh
      @aceofpittsburgh Před měsícem +4

      Nobody wins when the majority of people are whiners. They'll never be winners.

    • @emirion11
      @emirion11 Před měsícem +13

      He said Whiners, not winners

    • @biancaman4930
      @biancaman4930 Před měsícem +3

      you are a whiner for praying

    • @elizrebezilmadommdo1662
      @elizrebezilmadommdo1662 Před měsícem +1

      Y'all I think he meant "whiners" but spelt it wrong.

    • @myopiniondoesntmatter7068
      @myopiniondoesntmatter7068 Před 26 dny +2

      figured youd feel stupid. but then again for anyone who prays that's a given.

  • @constantdemonics
    @constantdemonics Před měsícem +8117

    The funniest part about this bit is God straight up said “You can literally finish every single one of your tasks in an instant with a single thought” and Bruce just doesn’t.

    • @aaravshane7730
      @aaravshane7730 Před měsícem +67

      Movie name?

    • @dylanalbertson5269
      @dylanalbertson5269 Před měsícem +463

      Hell, he could sit and do nothing fir 10billion years then just decide that he didn't sit there for 10billions years

    • @cracarlos_au5757
      @cracarlos_au5757 Před měsícem +805

      He could have just said "let all prayers be answered automatically using the answer I would have given had I read them"

    • @alvarkarjalainen7378
      @alvarkarjalainen7378 Před měsícem +61

      @@aaravshane7730Bruce Almighty

    • @ChevySamk
      @ChevySamk Před měsícem +202

      a lot of this movie is like, "yeah cool funny modern day take on biblical events and references", but logical questions started to rise up on why he would bother with certain things. maybe i missed a character arc of him being stubborn and wanting to do things the hard way, or he just has to be comedic to himself, but these scenes took me out of the movie. very surface-level idea of giving someone the power of God that hollywood made up

  • @dominomachines1872
    @dominomachines1872 Před měsícem +15004

    "Dear God, how much beer should I drink before driving?"
    "Yes"

  • @MellonCollielikesmelons
    @MellonCollielikesmelons Před měsícem +86

    "I pray my daughter won't die in the surger-" *"YES"*

  • @DaFifthYanko
    @DaFifthYanko Před měsícem +65

    Eddie Brock “I want you to kill Peter Parker” “Yes”

  • @estebanfernandez4870
    @estebanfernandez4870 Před měsícem +19225

    yeah we got people chanting for the death of humanity so i think answering yes to all would be really bad.

  • @user-fo6ks2sw7g
    @user-fo6ks2sw7g Před měsícem +7482

    Bruce Almighty. God gives Bruce all his divine abilities.

    • @anonymousprime3395
      @anonymousprime3395 Před měsícem +4

      Tell me where the word says this?

    • @themoustachedealer6540
      @themoustachedealer6540 Před měsícem +109

      @@anonymousprime3395 its the movie name and a small resume silly

    • @user-jh9hd2lw9y
      @user-jh9hd2lw9y Před měsícem +57

      @@anonymousprime3395its literally a movie dense head .

    • @The13thMaker
      @The13thMaker Před měsícem +27

      Except his omniscience and omnipresence.

    • @briansilva3344
      @briansilva3344 Před měsícem +14

      Correction: God gives Jim Carrey all his divine abilities.

  • @Brandon_Hardie
    @Brandon_Hardie Před měsícem +20

    SO THIS IS WHERE THE TYPING MEME COMES FROM

  • @Kenchi33
    @Kenchi33 Před měsícem +17

    If I got my prayers answered like this my mom would still be alive and healthy

    • @agkiler7300
      @agkiler7300 Před 10 dny

      Dont worry brother, she’s in a better place now

    • @gamermasta525
      @gamermasta525 Před 9 dny

      Maybe some days he says yes to all and no to all LOL.

    • @makemwet2488
      @makemwet2488 Před 3 dny

      L Bozo, next time be a better son and she wont die, 😂😂 L L L Mom

  • @Rebecca.C.G
    @Rebecca.C.G Před měsícem +3743

    The weird kid next door
    "Fill the world with demons...
    Then make me the greatest demon slayer"

  • @JMDarkly1
    @JMDarkly1 Před měsícem +1390

    ...Just imagine how many poor random people were killed, hurt, or erased from existence when he answered YES to every prayer.

    • @milkduds1001
      @milkduds1001 Před měsícem +55

      Feel like God would have vetoed some of that lol. After all, he only intentionally gave him the prayers of people in the city alone lol.

    • @ElysiaWhitemoonOmega
      @ElysiaWhitemoonOmega Před měsícem +15

      @@milkduds1001 1.5 milion prayers, ands thats only buffalo, and later 3.5 million when he sayys yes to all.

    • @Elessar0wind
      @Elessar0wind Před měsícem +21

      He just got jurisdiction to one city. Not the planet. Otherwise, his mind would be fried.

    • @Sleepy_Walkie-_-
      @Sleepy_Walkie-_- Před měsícem

      That's what I thought, not only people but animals too

    • @milkduds1001
      @milkduds1001 Před měsícem +3

      @@ElysiaWhitemoonOmega Remember, God goes over 6-7 billion prayers (if a person does 1 prayer a day lol). He can look at that 3 million and be like “yea, some of these I’ll have to step in and not answer” 😂.

  • @Texasmule
    @Texasmule Před 28 dny +4

    Rest in peace to the piasa that served him coffee, he was such an underrated movie actor/music artist. Its a shame he never really got any spotlight aside from mid life cantinas and side characters in movies..

  • @Gl1tter_eat3r
    @Gl1tter_eat3r Před 24 dny +11

    Sometimes when I pray I gossip with god.He knows everything but its still fun plus it helps with my prayers

    • @troblesomegentleman4438
      @troblesomegentleman4438 Před 24 dny +3

      If he is all knowing, why do you pray?

    • @taternater7495
      @taternater7495 Před 23 dny

      @@troblesomegentleman4438because it builds personal relationship with the Lord and a stronger connection with him

    • @Zanuras
      @Zanuras Před 13 dny

      @@troblesomegentleman4438why not?

    • @agkiler7300
      @agkiler7300 Před 10 dny

      @@troblesomegentleman4438although he is all knowing, we are not, the reason why us christians pray is because it is comforting to have a person that you can lay your troubles on. For since he is all knowing meaning he is all powerful aswell as all loving. I will never stop praying to the lord, for he is humanities saviour

    • @pabloleon9884
      @pabloleon9884 Před 10 dny

      ​@@troblesomegentleman4438 Plot holes of religion... I have the hope that at some point we leave those behind.

  • @kautiousko6366
    @kautiousko6366 Před měsícem +1845

    "God, I feel like ending it.. but I needed your permission. Do I have it?"
    "YES"
    edit: thanks for the likes, im glad yall think its funny lol

    • @user-oq2bi3cd3c
      @user-oq2bi3cd3c Před měsícem +8

      Oh thanks god. I thought he would send me to satin. But he wont now 😊

    • @Logan64622
      @Logan64622 Před měsícem +3

      He will allow it cus we have free will we can do what ever we want but God wants us to follow him not spend eternity in hell but if you follow him you will spend eternity in heaven in other words if you put your faith in Jesus and confess he is lord you will be saved but that doesn't mean we can do what ever we want but to do better and do good things and God will reward us for doing so but remember it's not works that gets us into heaven but because jesus died on the cross and took the death penalty for our sins but he will only take the sins for thoughs who except the gift he gives us

    • @vaudeville-villain
      @vaudeville-villain Před měsícem

      @@Logan64622not a single human will ever read all that, i hope you know this

    • @CryptoScammers.DoNotSendMoney
      @CryptoScammers.DoNotSendMoney Před měsícem

      ​​@@Logan64622He wants for us not to spend eternity in hell, so it shall be. No one is going to hell.

    • @HaloLvl43Legit
      @HaloLvl43Legit Před měsícem +7

      @@user-oq2bi3cd3c Satin? Is he associated with Silk?

  • @JamesCPotter13
    @JamesCPotter13 Před měsícem +3262

    That Yahweh gag is ASTONISHING.

    • @chloebenson7118
      @chloebenson7118 Před měsícem +13

      lol

    • @Yeshuas-_-Servant
      @Yeshuas-_-Servant Před měsícem +6

      Fr 😭

    • @griffionwyvrus9063
      @griffionwyvrus9063 Před měsícem +22

      I don't know but "Yahweh" do sound like "Yawi" which means Key in my native tongue.

    • @oliversawyer8858
      @oliversawyer8858 Před měsícem +89

      @@griffionwyvrus9063Yahweh is basically the first recorded name for what we now know to be the monotheistic god

    • @RunstarHomer
      @RunstarHomer Před měsícem +48

      @@oliversawyer8858 the Abrahamic god. Plenty of religions are monotheistic.

  • @MartimDev
    @MartimDev Před 18 dny +1

    “If God would concede me His omnipotence for 24 hours, you would see how many changes I would make in the world. But if He gave me His wisdom too, I would leave things as they are.”
    ― J.M.L. Monsabre

  • @JamalSanni-wo7uh
    @JamalSanni-wo7uh Před 2 dny +1

    That one guy that wished spiders were the size of human out of anger😆

  • @amirhaikal6672
    @amirhaikal6672 Před měsícem +503

    To quote god from Futurama
    "Being a god isn't easy, if you do too much, people become dependent on you, do too little, they lose hope. And if you did things right. They'll believe you've done nothing at all.."

    • @scottsommer9843
      @scottsommer9843 Před měsícem +28

      If you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

    • @yueshijoorya601
      @yueshijoorya601 Před měsícem +8

      Only the weak have to constantly ask for help or consolation.
      If you put a wish in a prayer, you could've accomplished it without the prayer.

    • @PotearBoi
      @PotearBoi Před měsícem +2

      Omnipotency:

    • @BlueCHMA
      @BlueCHMA Před měsícem +1

      Nah bro just stupid..
      All he needs is to say that all the wishes to be answered and refused based on what i would think woud be good or bad if i were to read it all properly.

    • @scottsommer9843
      @scottsommer9843 Před měsícem +18

      @@yueshijoorya601 Asking for help is not weakness. In fact, it is the greatest strength you can have because it means you haven't given up.
      What you are talking about is laziness and greed. "Someone else should do it for me."

  • @pinini1155
    @pinini1155 Před měsícem +589

    The email being named Yahweh is amazing attention to detail

    • @JesusLover9128
      @JesusLover9128 Před měsícem +5

      What reference does it make?

    • @atomsnucleus2951
      @atomsnucleus2951 Před měsícem +15

      The god in the original depictions of Judaism

    • @DikaiWu-wo2qw
      @DikaiWu-wo2qw Před měsícem +22

      ​@@JesusLover9128its just god's name, meaning 'i am he who is'

    • @borutonews9292
      @borutonews9292 Před měsícem +2

      ​@@DikaiWu-wo2qwNo, If you are study History, That Name from God of War from Ancient Africa, Judaism copy and change their holy book because always Lose War

    • @DikaiWu-wo2qw
      @DikaiWu-wo2qw Před měsícem +5

      @@borutonews9292 i do not understand of what you just said

  • @IDrinkWaterOfBottle
    @IDrinkWaterOfBottle Před měsícem +10

    God doesn't say yes to all our prayers but he does what is best for us according to his own will, which is infinitely better than our own desires.

    • @Lucci136
      @Lucci136 Před 25 dny +2

      God doesn't exist...

    • @troblesomegentleman4438
      @troblesomegentleman4438 Před 24 dny

      Holocaust. Mao Regime. Pol pot Regime. Communism. More than 100 million dead just in those simple words. Tell me how a moral god let that happen?

    • @daanstrik4293
      @daanstrik4293 Před 11 dny

      I’m reeeaaallllyyyy curious whats up with the eyeball parasites in 6 year old kids though.
      If thats the shit god is going to pull I will need a better explanation than a book thats been translated and rewritten thousands of times.
      Not to mention the war, the cancer, the earthquakes and… oh, I don’t know, name a country in Afrika.
      I tried asking some priests who supposedly speak for god, but they either didn’t reply to my email, didn’t know the answer or gave different answers… some of them said they I was asking for the wrong god altogether.
      Its a bit of a flawed system in my eyes is all.

    • @agkiler7300
      @agkiler7300 Před 10 dny

      @@Lucci136cap

    • @agkiler7300
      @agkiler7300 Před 10 dny

      @@daanstrik4293your intent is entirely Wrong here, everything you have stated is not of Gods fault, but rather of the darkness and evil generated by humanity. Ofc if you ask a priest for the answer they’re not going to know. That is why they can’t give you a good answer because evil is inevitable and cannot be overcome by humans alone, but rather by the strength and willpower of their creator

  • @elbrando5557
    @elbrando5557 Před měsícem +3

    The “YahwwwEEEEEEEHHHH” as the computer loaded up was hilarious

  • @ProGamer-mv9jm
    @ProGamer-mv9jm Před měsícem +790

    For those wondering, the name of the movie is "Bruce Almighty" starring Jim Carrey😊😊😊

    • @WHAT3V3RMAN3
      @WHAT3V3RMAN3 Před měsícem +4

      Goofy Carrey I like that actor man he is just gold

    • @ProGamer-mv9jm
      @ProGamer-mv9jm Před měsícem +1

      @@WHAT3V3RMAN3 I agree

    • @haroldbutts8754
      @haroldbutts8754 Před měsícem

      Thanks, it's a shame someone will steal clips from a movie and not even mention the name

    • @DarthErdogan
      @DarthErdogan Před měsícem +5

      Starring Jim Carry? I wouldn't guess it, if he WASN'T IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MOTHERFUCKING VIDEO.

    • @ProGamer-mv9jm
      @ProGamer-mv9jm Před měsícem

      @@DarthErdogan damn, you're angry. Who hurt you? Here's some friendly advice... Next time you feel anger get a pillow and hit it, shout, curse, you'll feel better 😊

  • @AUTISM.GAMING
    @AUTISM.GAMING Před měsícem +5

    "Dear god, can I have your powers?"
    "*YES*"

  • @snittyz
    @snittyz Před 4 hodinami

    'Dear Lord, how can I improve my life?'
    "Yes"

  • @wolfpit2169
    @wolfpit2169 Před měsícem +168

    Prayer, “Give back germany its former glory” god said yes 👍🏻

    • @619jack_
      @619jack_ Před měsícem +5

      um... what

    • @NostalgicOccultist
      @NostalgicOccultist Před měsícem +7

      Back to the Germanic tribes of the Roman era!

    • @James817lol
      @James817lol Před měsícem

      yeah, bring back nuclear powe- wait, what? what six million jews?

    • @Crash-pt8zr
      @Crash-pt8zr Před měsícem +2

      What!? xD

    • @cosmicsilhouette3858
      @cosmicsilhouette3858 Před měsícem +5

      Prayer, "Force Humanity back into the caveman era but keep all future events known to everyone"

  • @NetherWolfAlpha
    @NetherWolfAlpha Před měsícem +406

    so thats where the meme came from

  • @vincea1830
    @vincea1830 Před 11 dny +1

    I always get a kick out of people who think praying does anything

  • @NexusAnimationsYT
    @NexusAnimationsYT Před měsícem +226

    the movie is called Bruce Almighty for those wondering

  • @percyorsomething2641
    @percyorsomething2641 Před měsícem +49

    "God, will I fail my finals?"
    "YES"

    • @Corristo89
      @Corristo89 Před měsícem +1

      That's a question, not a prayer.

  • @cerustial6918
    @cerustial6918 Před 6 dny

    That "I'm Lonely" one hits home

  • @Thecrimsonrogue1976
    @Thecrimsonrogue1976 Před 8 dny

    “Don’t want to be lonely” I feel that

  • @deathmonkey8545
    @deathmonkey8545 Před měsícem +508

    That’s why there’s all these disasters the evil people pray for it 😂

  • @kkkaaa1210
    @kkkaaa1210 Před měsícem +38

    "you've got prayers"😂

  • @user-xy9ut8gi5f
    @user-xy9ut8gi5f Před dnem

    That one prayer that prayed Noone else's prayers were answered

  • @championlead7280
    @championlead7280 Před měsícem +3

    One of the prayer said "Bra for my sports car" 😂😂😂

  • @XThexReaperX
    @XThexReaperX Před měsícem +76

    God always answers our prayers. It's just that the answer is often No, Yes, or Not Yet.

    • @mantismaster13
      @mantismaster13 Před měsícem +11

      He always answers our prayers, but sometimes not In the way we expect.

    • @apollyon_616
      @apollyon_616 Před měsícem +7

      He doesn't give a shit about anybody

    • @calwhitt01
      @calwhitt01 Před měsícem +3

      once he answered my prayer and said he was gonna kick the shit out of me. what does this mean?

    • @mantismaster13
      @mantismaster13 Před měsícem

      @@calwhitt01 run

    • @Mariamango700
      @Mariamango700 Před měsícem

      God is a magic 8ball

  • @andreymoura9865
    @andreymoura9865 Před měsícem +27

    "I want to make everyone on the planet which are good in heart happy". Done.

    • @backyardrebel2149
      @backyardrebel2149 Před měsícem +2

      Ah, but Jesus said none are good, except God. So nobody would be happy.

    • @matiasrodriguez7408
      @matiasrodriguez7408 Před měsícem +1

      God gave Bruce two conditions in order to lend him his powers.
      1_ he can't tell anyone that he is god
      2_ he cannot interfere with free will
      Your comment breaks rule number 2

    • @TOBY-jy7bz
      @TOBY-jy7bz Před měsícem

      ​@@backyardrebel2149 Yes, but right now he is God and he can just say that, what you say in your comment wouldn't really matter in this scenario

    • @andreymoura9865
      @andreymoura9865 Před měsícem +1

      @@matiasrodriguez7408 So healing a 6yo girl from cancer, curing a teenage boy from arthritis or saving a lady from an abusive situation is interfering with free will?

    • @matiasrodriguez7408
      @matiasrodriguez7408 Před měsícem

      @@andreymoura9865 No, those things are fine
      Messing with free will is using divinity to do things like "love me" or "never be sad"

  • @marcelobalbuena9072
    @marcelobalbuena9072 Před měsícem +1

    God loves us all amen 😭.

  • @a_nilchkrbrty2416
    @a_nilchkrbrty2416 Před 19 dny

    It's gooooooooood (the tone especially)
    Has become 1f my fav monologue over the decades.

  • @Noluv304
    @Noluv304 Před měsícem +60

    Loved dis movie watched it with my family every night... Wish i could go back😅

  • @JaneC-dx8vw
    @JaneC-dx8vw Před měsícem +39

    The movie is called Bruce the Almighty :)

  • @SlickSmooth84
    @SlickSmooth84 Před 7 dny

    Dear Lord i would like to win the Powerball and MegaMillions for the next 5 year without taxes and find a cure for all illnesses & diseases!

  • @nicholassmith3499
    @nicholassmith3499 Před 5 dny

    The email being "Yahweh" is a neat thing i never actually noticed before

  • @seriouslynotserious7817
    @seriouslynotserious7817 Před měsícem +19

    Bro had the power of god, but still couldn't make the internet faster to download all the prayers.😂

    • @HYPERMAN__
      @HYPERMAN__ Před měsícem +4

      Probably his common sense Capacity ran out which is why he wasn't able to think about that.

  • @IpYagami2.0
    @IpYagami2.0 Před měsícem +18

    Bro became the Yes Man again to answer these prayers

  • @flarez3ro
    @flarez3ro Před 14 dny

    I feel like this is a prime example of how God is the only one who can handle us human beings. One man cannot do this, but one God has and will do it.

  • @rhyswong8976
    @rhyswong8976 Před měsícem

    That Colombia jazz music fast forward nearly made me choke on my coffee. That was so hilarious.

  • @ethanmighty1429
    @ethanmighty1429 Před měsícem +11

    Wouldn't it be better for him to imagine all prayers answered perfectly

  • @paulsoaresjr12345678
    @paulsoaresjr12345678 Před měsícem +32

    He could of easilly fixed it. Just making it more detailed. Like use the godly powers to break up the request to parts. 1 area for love request, anither one for people praying to survive decease and so on and on. Then create auto system that amswers the prayers or gives a random chance to 1 prayer to be given while the rest get no. Some prayers would be a automatic no.

    • @chokey4754
      @chokey4754 Před měsícem +2

      Or just ignore them all.

    • @Graham_Joshua
      @Graham_Joshua Před měsícem

      ​@@chokey4754 classic god move

    • @reinni2968
      @reinni2968 Před měsícem

      ​@@chokey4754just like in real life! Smart

  • @mrst5037
    @mrst5037 Před 21 dnem

    Dear God. Make them pay for what they’ve done while ignoring my pleas while knowing the truth. Make them all pay.

  • @zhhzhzhz
    @zhhzhzhz Před 4 dny

    Just say "Let all prayers be answered perfectly"

  • @U.S.A_OFFICIAL2024
    @U.S.A_OFFICIAL2024 Před měsícem +10

    "My wife just died"
    "YES"

  • @Saltcrow
    @Saltcrow Před měsícem +4

    This is why god is simply everything, your prayers arent going to a single mind somewhere and especially not someone who is earthly
    It goes to the universe, without judgement and without stress and the only who is fit to judge you and too answer your prayers is the part of god that is within you, YOUR OWN GOD

  • @LarryLin-mw9et
    @LarryLin-mw9et Před 2 dny

    “Is my life worthless?”
    “YES”

  • @thorstmixx
    @thorstmixx Před měsícem

    This is probably the part of the job I'd look forward to the most. Yeah, I get that you'd never finish, but I feel like it would be endlessly rewarding to consider and hopefully answer people's prayers.

  • @jaxwhyland
    @jaxwhyland Před měsícem +7

    My girlfriend said something profound to me when my father was going for major surgery that he was terrified about. I asked her to pray for my father to make it through. She told me "i dont think it works like that"
    Im still new to my faith, so i sat there for about a minute in silence before i understood what she meant, and i just said "I understand. Ill pray for strength"
    And she replied with "Good boy, now youre starting to get it"
    God doesnt grant wishes, he provides you opportunities to be better than what you are. It brings me to tears remembering that, my dad was fine, but in that moment I had to accept that I might not have him the next day and that I needed to be strong.

    • @Granad784
      @Granad784 Před měsícem +1

      So he doesn't do shit

    • @RYNO796605
      @RYNO796605 Před měsícem +3

      Yeah it's pretty much just confirmation bias.
      Honestly I wish I was a Christian so I could believe stuff like this, I'd be way happier for it.

    • @redblue5140
      @redblue5140 Před měsícem +2

      So God is basically an emotional support animal

    • @planetofcows
      @planetofcows Před měsícem

      God does not exist

    • @DoktorSwag69
      @DoktorSwag69 Před měsícem

      wish i had a girlfriend that called me a good boy :(

  • @christianyorke1929
    @christianyorke1929 Před měsícem +14

    Fun fact when he says super highway it's a call back to one of his older movies the cable guy, he explained a satellite as a superhighway lol

  • @afnankhan321
    @afnankhan321 Před 21 dnem +1

    Everyone is chill untill thanos wish responded with yes😂

  • @trentbateman9362
    @trentbateman9362 Před měsícem

    I always loved this movies ability to take things in an unexpected direction

  • @daviangonzalez2008
    @daviangonzalez2008 Před měsícem +4

    “God must I die now?”
    “YES” 💀

  • @Randomperson-vv1zp
    @Randomperson-vv1zp Před měsícem +15

    “Dear god can I do the most horrendous crimes?”
    “Yes”

  • @Crakz707
    @Crakz707 Před 3 dny +1

    “My dog died””yes”

  • @MrGuru666999
    @MrGuru666999 Před měsícem

    That pup in postits is lovely. I imagine how behind the scenes managed to get that 2 seconds shot

  • @robertodamico8081
    @robertodamico8081 Před měsícem +43

    A real all-powerful being would read, evaluate and decide 1 million prayers in one second

    • @eroticjoe1155
      @eroticjoe1155 Před měsícem

      No because they would be outside of time. Omnipresent.

    • @divebombexpert2619
      @divebombexpert2619 Před měsícem +9

      But that wouldn't be funny.

    • @shuraamano
      @shuraamano Před měsícem

      While you would beg and suck up to all-powerful being. Loves a hypocrite.

    • @cr1tikal_arc
      @cr1tikal_arc Před měsícem +8

      ​@@shuraamanowtf are you even trying to say lol

    • @hat4621
      @hat4621 Před měsícem

      @@shuraamano no shit bro why wouldnt you

  • @kneipfilms
    @kneipfilms Před měsícem +9

    Im gonna rewatch this movie, now

    • @oreonolson3843
      @oreonolson3843 Před měsícem +5

      What's it called please tell me

    • @medgames4305
      @medgames4305 Před měsícem +1

      What is it called please?

    • @animekhabri269
      @animekhabri269 Před měsícem +1

      name pls

    • @KojoMeg
      @KojoMeg Před měsícem

      Dam he ain’t even mind yall.. woow
      I need the name too

    • @mohsin65T
      @mohsin65T Před měsícem

      ​@@oreonolson3843 bruce almighty

  • @ci.netproductions
    @ci.netproductions Před 27 dny

    Lesson 1 on how to break the universe:
    By answering “yes” to everything, you are saying “no” to “nothing”… which itself is a thing. Therefore both everything, and nothing, will begin happening at the same time. Which is why later after this scene, complete chaos unfolds.

  • @joeyidc3212
    @joeyidc3212 Před měsícem

    you know what iff i were god ID BE HAPPY to answer prayers all day i made them, i have to take care of them.

  • @notenoughhyo
    @notenoughhyo Před měsícem +7

    I prayed for a zombie apocalypse once..

    • @mantismaster13
      @mantismaster13 Před měsícem +1

      Even if you did get a zombie apocalypse, they wouldn't target you, since you have no brain😂

    • @gangsterskull3357
      @gangsterskull3357 Před měsícem +1

      “YES”

    • @myersbabe24
      @myersbabe24 Před měsícem

      Always add something to it... I did too but also adding with always access to Water and Food xD

  • @richyme86
    @richyme86 Před měsícem +6

    The way God may handle our prayers with his power and limitless capabilities is beyond our understandings

    • @planetofcows
      @planetofcows Před měsícem

      I hope this is a joke since... you know... god is made up...

    • @Elssi
      @Elssi Před měsícem

      You mean in your imagination? Seems pretty understandable

  • @ChazaMazza_
    @ChazaMazza_ Před 16 dny

    i find it hard to believe that out of all 3 million of those prayers, not one person wished for the death of everything or humanity etc…

  • @gobilamb6085
    @gobilamb6085 Před 17 dny

    "In Due Time" wouldve been the diplomatic answer to all.

  • @splexiegamez
    @splexiegamez Před měsícem +1

    I just know someone prayed for world domination,for hitler to come back,for zombies to take over and for the earth to be destroyed and his response to a short cut was “yes”

    • @dinasopiahsiregar999
      @dinasopiahsiregar999 Před 24 dny

      There might someone who wish the opposite so the prays will be neutralized😂

  • @Fladinga
    @Fladinga Před měsícem +3

    Bro could’ve just given himself super speed.

  • @cretrel
    @cretrel Před měsícem +9

    He had the power to smite all the pedos and rapist and instead just granted all prayers

    • @dwag5340
      @dwag5340 Před měsícem +2

      Nothing in life is ever so straightforward. Why is the rapist a rapist? Did you think about that?

    • @squiishiie
      @squiishiie Před měsícem

      what’s wrong with pesos, don’t you think people in mexico should be allowed money?

    • @7............................8
      @7............................8 Před měsícem +1

      @@squiishiieHe probably meant Pedos, but autocorrect got him
      r/whoosh

    • @BleedingShark
      @BleedingShark Před měsícem +1

      @@7............................8 What's with that reddit slash? Like how odd

    • @CS303
      @CS303 Před měsícem

      Why would he punish some evils and not others? None of us are good, we all are wicked. The punishment of believers was put onto Jesus at the cross. The rest will receive their fate on the day of judgement.

  • @advanceringnewholder
    @advanceringnewholder Před měsícem +1

    Ah, so that's where the typing meme comes from

  • @NEKOUFar
    @NEKOUFar Před měsícem

    This was a great movie and it sucks we cant have discourse about it online because every conversation just devolves into religous prosletyzing

  • @oggaway
    @oggaway Před měsícem +3

    Depressed kid: should i end myself? 😞
    Bruce: YES

  • @SusDoctor
    @SusDoctor Před měsícem +3

    "answer all prayers with common sense"

  • @exaura6070
    @exaura6070 Před 3 dny

    The Yahweh part always cracked me up.

  • @kevinsetlight9248
    @kevinsetlight9248 Před měsícem

    This movie is a gem and really underrated

  • @Supreme_Dalek_
    @Supreme_Dalek_ Před měsícem +6

    "I want to to kill Peter Parker."
    "YES"

  • @vernejulesc
    @vernejulesc Před měsícem +12

    Imagine if this movie was made today, he'd be able to think up of AI to answer prayers.

  • @Spider-fan2038-js1iq
    @Spider-fan2038-js1iq Před měsícem +1

    There’s a saying I think of everytime I pray, “when God answers your prayers it’s mostly like monkeys paw, he’ll answer it but not in the way you’d expect.”

    • @troblesomegentleman4438
      @troblesomegentleman4438 Před 24 dny

      Nah, he does not exist to answer prayers. Just think about all the people who died in the WW2. A good god would not let that happen

    • @user-uk3dr2lt8f
      @user-uk3dr2lt8f Před 23 dny

      Bold of you to assume I was asking for your opinion.

  • @Infernobit
    @Infernobit Před 20 hodinami +1

    Everyone: talking about the actual clip
    Me: *oooo it’s that meme*

  • @erikmielke9008
    @erikmielke9008 Před měsícem +3

    One of the most difficult things in life is to stay alive the moment you realize that you have always been God.

  • @annisa9616
    @annisa9616 Před měsícem +12

    whats movie?

  • @richardthanmyself290
    @richardthanmyself290 Před 7 dny +1

    But God can see and hear and think and do everything at the same time

  • @TsukiTsuki16
    @TsukiTsuki16 Před měsícem

    It’s like Disney Wish…… granting all wishes doesn’t make everyone happy, it makes everyone greedy for more.

  • @kangaroot_
    @kangaroot_ Před měsícem +7

    WOH! IT'S THE MEME 😯🫵

  • @AkiZukiLenn
    @AkiZukiLenn Před 28 dny

    Let all prayers be answered in a way that society would not have massive impact and everyone is happy

  • @troodon1096
    @troodon1096 Před měsícem

    God answers all prayers. The answer is not always yes, and there's a good reason for that.

  • @Dogestronaut2.0
    @Dogestronaut2.0 Před 21 dnem

    Jesus loves u he is God narrow is the way

  • @sadfox9294
    @sadfox9294 Před 19 dny

    God please make my child's cancer go away.