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[@jackyshorts9279]

To one person who’s reading this: *you’re cool and awesome, unique stay safe from coronavirus*

[@Hdtshwhsksrieieienxnxosou]

I subbed to u :>

[@honeysquad2556]

U2

[@robloxthecutie3928]

Aww thanks man you too!

[@Pacoaep]

You too

[@addyraxa1199]

Awww

[@SuuneSan]

Everyone: FIRST
Me: *Actually paying attention to the video and watching it*

[@1ksubswithnovideoschallenge.]

x • Bright Angel • x hhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiii

[@itsarah]

1k subscribers with no videos challenge hi😄

[@aspaarb]

Lol that's me but also when I'm done watching it I check the comments.
Btw you person watching this have a great day💝

[@itsopadayy]

x • Bright Angel • a

[@Vampyxlover_]

lol same

[@ameliam3461]

The one with the guy littering out of his car made me laugh because I remember when my dad did this to someone 😂

[@jennym4466]

OMG tell me the story plz 😊

[@xxsmolbeanxxyay6326]

Is it counted as littering if you put a penny in a wishing well cause your dumping stuff in a old man made thing and your not picking it up 🤔

[@eijirokirishima2456]

🤣🤣🤣😂

[@eijirokirishima2456]

@@xxsmolbeanxxyay6326 I never thought of that🤔

[@kitkatvlogs2875]

Lol

[@kenzieciulla3475]

Azzy: don’t forget to be kind. My brother: throws a bag of cookies at me.

[@kalibentleyy]

I feel you

[@anarotar211]

@@kalibentleyy same

[@sadiestylinson9597]

Haha ssme

[@starliqhte2852]

Take 10 and throw it back.-

[@maggiebrookebrownlee3864]

It’s cookies, just keep them and eat em

[@TastyASMR]

Bad people: *exists*
Karma: *hold my beer*

[@itsarah]

Tasty ASMR plz check me out I love urvids😍

[@blueberryproductions3276]

Tasty ASMR LOLLLLLLLLLLLL

[@Wefwjenna]

Karma: Hold my mercy.

[@maiya_studios3986]

XD

[@cranetheodst9712]

Yas

[@rosiechipmunk2325]

Hi to the person who's seeing this and have a great day/night

[@1ksubswithnovideoschallenge.]

Mamuyac sorgalim hey luv ya

[@bargottiokwonyike7615]

good night to you to

[@itsarah]

I make vids💜

[@shaniquestaff3268]

U have one too :) ;)

[@thewriterscorner8294]

U too

[@jordanm8563]

I like how they do this stuff, but then are totally surprised when something bad happens 😐😐

[@lisammorrellify]

They be like 🙀

[@hyungenieslonghair8055]

Did you something wrong and I feel like oh my gosh I didn't know that could happen

[@DjFeLL]

Azzy : “I love you all SOOO MUCH!”
Me : Gets the feels every time she says that..

[@lizb6134]

Ariana Grande: ain't got no tears left to cry
2020: AiN'T gOt No tOiLeT PapEr tO BuYyY

[@rosy-tea5559]

Haha! So true! XD

[@EMO_GRLL]

OMGOSH you are a legend

[@auroarylion1550]

You comment this on everything

[@grade1212]

OMG I died laughing on this 😂😂😂😂

[@noodlefoxi_4845]

You just made my day 😂😭🤧
Thank you. 😪

[@itsarah]

No one.
Nobody.
Bots:“Be honest Who else is a TRUE fan of Azzy?🐋"

[@1ksubswithnovideoschallenge.]

lol! Luv ur channel btw

[@jxngology4981]

no i hate azzyyland

[@yorlethsolis4468]

Brianna Orozco then why are you watching this?

[@chbn7418]

I can find a coment of who has been a fan of Azzy before july....
Lol

[@user-kb1ru9wm2h]

Nobody:
Not even azzy money:
Me: 👁o👁 amazed That the coke went trough her nose
OMG tysm for 182 likes!!

[@deliznunez5865]

I have the coke TikTok in my likes I watch it every day

[@igottasneeze091]

Whenever soda gets into my nose, it's tingly and itchy

[@kathy8340]

Destined Bunny, owch, that sounds painful...

[@Bobaswhi]

I like that you said 👁o👁

[@Bobaswhi]

Destined Bunny when soda goes in my nose it burns 🥵 ME WHEN SODA IN MAH NOSE:THIS BURNS IS THERE A FIRE 🔥 and stay safe and blm🖐🏻🤚🏼✋🏽🤘🏻👋🏾

[@Dookie.cookie]

Azzy: no one likes the person reminding about the homework.
Me:it’s more worst if it’s a quiz someone was like “are we going to have a quiz”
No one likes quiz,test and homework

[@rebeccawoodin7750]

..

[@thomasjames8741]

They have to be stopped

[@thesixaddict5174]

I like quizzes...

[@abana1577]

@@thesixaddict5174 me too

[@jackyshorts9279]

Nobody:
Azzyland: *literally making everyone entertained during these hard times*

[@bansheeturbo]

There, subbed, hope that was worth it...

[@1ksubswithnovideoschallenge.]

I sub is it worth it tho

[@cameron_horton03]

Shhh

[@itsarah]

I sub, is it worth it though

[@ii_alexa7757]

I subbed :)

[@sillyxan]

hey whoever is reading this, you’re beautiful

[@sparklesavocado2662]

So are you 🤩

[@noodlefoxi_4845]

You are aswell :3

[@raykuma2.059]

Thanks stranger

[@hystericalmelody2116]

:3

[@chinomendoza337]

Thx

[@iwantacatpls]

Last year one of my classmate was yelling at my friend ( who ppl bully a lot ), who was in another class. So we’re in houses for school and we have some rivalry. So my classmate storms in and shouts and my friend bcs she said “Hatton” were to loud or something. But she was yelling at her so I said leave her alone it back off or something so then my class mate turns to me she starts screaming and yelling stuff at me. I don’t remember much but I remember she did say ewww don’t touch me eww ewww ewww. She continues to rant but then our deputy head teacher comes behind her through the door..
My class mate doesn’t see her and continues to scream at me. By this point everyone was surrounding us in the hallway. When my classmate finished her rant I burst into laughter so did everyone else but her. I heard someone say “hem hem” ( probably a friend ) and she turned around to see our detours head 🤣 by this point we were all laughing and the teacher says everyone out u stay here. So we all went out laughing and talking abt karma 😂😂. The story does continue and something else happens But I’m to lazy to type any more
*LUV U AZZY*

[@sherylmcneice79]

Now I want to hear what else happened! 😥

[@camila-nv9pu]

Tell us what else happened please!

[@whatarethose1438]

mehnaz rahim plsss tell us what else happened :( but anyways-LOL

[@BelowAverageWoFChannel]

*I n s t a n t k a r m a*

[@BelowAverageWoFChannel]

*Tell us what else happened pls!*

[@craighicks6493]

Azzy: the kitty just discovered that the soap will not hold his weight
Me: *dying laughing trying to do this comment*

[@tyanaowen7287]

Those who are reading this
Have an amazing day.
And continue to enjoy your life.
YOU ARE AMAZING ❣️

[@chloewatts.]

Thank you

[@tyanaowen7287]

@@chloewatts. Your welcome

[@itsarah]

I make vids💜

[@tyanaowen7287]

@@itsarah oh I love the fluffy colourful slime😋

[@mundanebees3260]

Tyana Owen No :)

[@5ive8ight]

*To the 1% of people who is reading this:*
*You are amazing and blessed, please stay safe.. Have an amazing rest of your day! P.S ive been struggling to get to 60K any help is appreciated 💙*

[@Joy-do5yt]

What's the point it's not gonna earn you anything

[@EMO_GRLL]

Thank you kind stranger ♡♡♡

[@EMO_GRLL]

@@Joy-do5yt the point us to make someone's day brighter and happier

[@diediesssmoore1123]

You are amazingggg you made my day

[@EMO_GRLL]

Wait OMGOSH THIS BRAT IS A SCAMMER

[@hylianhero781]

That poor kitten This is how many people were sad for the kitten
👇🏻

[@subscriberswithoutvideos-kg3tz]

99% of people may be reading this but...
Have a nice day 😃😃

[@emsjembaco8393]

You too man

[@takeitback.rightnow8553]

Thank YOU! You should have one to!

[@ochakouraraka5718]

@-fun time Cupcake playz- because there is more than one, I think you should know that.

[@noorabujubara8860]

Thanks

[@noobthepro8803]

Yo too

[@chillinwithrachel]

Azzy: posts
Everyone: GOES STRAIGHT TO COMMENTS

[@ninjafalcon103]

Chillin' with Rachel 💛 hey

[@F1nnth3hum4n.]

That's what you did I'm in the middle of the outro don't call ppl out for what your doing too

[@itsarah]

Hi lol

[@charlesedwards7156]

No one:
Literally no one:
Azzy: getting us through quarantine

[@evelynguglielmone3782]

The girl who drank the coke: ohhhhh yeahhhh I don't care *emitely dies*

[@dojacatandtheweeknd2406]

Idk why but I'm not sad at these people I'm like cracking up on the floor because the way they got the karma 😂😂

[@dolphard]

😀Hello, everybody! Hope you are all well!💖

[@jamesjulianescober2793]

F

[@datt7398]

Thnx

[@Cat_napp]

E

[@isabellanoyes7746]

Thankyou I hope you are too💕

[@bualing5858]

0:51 the floor was like : ,, Nope you going nowhere “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@iheartspidermen]

i love how excited azzy is to tell us to be nice to each other
how wholesome :))

[@ritavloggar2532]

Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Me: ooooooo Karen my gurllll
Mum: WTF

[@camila-nv9pu]

😂😂😂😂😭😂😂

[@bellaaaxx9323]

Everyone: “fIrSt”
Me: hMmMmMmMM..Dang Azzy’s hair on fleek-
*think of something to comment quick....*
World: Corona
Azzy and Cassie: On fleek
Dogs:Woof Woof
Cats: Meow
Hotel?: Shut bc of China
Everyone:A lazy potato 😌🥔🗑
Also,everyone reading,you’re so freaking amazing,beautiful and yourself. Don’t let anyone tell you different✨🧸🌸❤️🥺

[@EMO_GRLL]

Lol

[@justkate632]

I FOUND A PERSON WHO DIDNT SAY "Dont lie whos a fan of Azzy" I WISH U A GREAT DAY OR NIGHT 0^0

[@mynameisntyourbusiness4167]

Lol

[@bellaaaxx9323]

Sierra_ playz aw ty

[@navisescobar290]

Azzy do a skare zeaow

[@shrug7923]

Cat: meow meow
Dog: woof woof
Idiot: first first

[@1ksubswithnovideoschallenge.]

Hi lol

[@itsarah]

Hi mmmm💜 I make vids

[@freyawilson8561]

xDDDDDDDDDDD

[@itsarah]

Freya Wilson I make slime vidsz

[@josephodell4830]

This needs more likes

[@datt7398]

Aw yes that's the smell of instant karma so satisfying

[@pdoesstuff3148]

“The dog goes into AVATAR mode!!”
Why am I so happy that Azzy knows what that is😂!

[@unclejoemamma]

I just watched kassie and another youtube and I’m here watching azzy 😀

[@ivysmith7566]

Gotta love kassie and azzy

[@unclejoemamma]

And now Lauren just uploaded wow lol

[@xarienevaltierra8311]

me to lol

[@CrayCray4Sanemi]

Azzy: don't try to scare people
Me: I agree when I was small I put a monster mask my sister got scared and punched my face

[@YourFaulty]

Cuz of the fight or flight response to being scared. They always expect flight but when you get drop kicked it’s no laughing matter 😂

[@chagito1113]

@@saschavaleska yeah i agree ya kinda did

[@willabaramuli]

I hope ppl is well during this situation stay safe stay healthy

[@mariadelourdesortizramirez2730]

Why do I love azzy soooo much, I love the way she acts like a kid and is ALWAYS so innocent

[@creativeclan2219]

We waiting and waiting for a like, while I see everybody else getting 100 likes in seconds

[@NoName-ld7gg]

Literally my comments in a nutshell.

[@lgnd3061]

Some of them are bots that ppl fall for thats why

[@amburthechocolatelover7764]

So relatable 😂

[@stevieschillens]

Jaxon Smith like the mr beast

[@bessyko09]

69 likes (Lenny)

[@LordMaulOfDathomir]

Potato chip that’s another level of kindness

[@CaptChrispy]

"Stay awesome, stay sweet..." Stay safe and don't forget to stay away from each other

[@1ksubswithnovideoschallenge.]

Azzy:posts
Everyone: RUSHES TO COMMENTS
that's me...

[@itsarah]

1k subscribers with no videos challenge lol!😂

[@surendervijan1173]

That's me too

[@stelwillow5973]

Same here 😂😅

[@aspaarb]

Lol true that's meh

[@chloewatts.]

Same

[@mr.hairylegs7186]

me:Karma rules the world
Me: then who did something that bad to start the coronavirus

[@mariejoannemensahbaah2807]

🤔🤔🤔

[@taylarmcfadden]

Some one in Wuhan China

[@tocamoo749]

We polluted the planet so then corona stop us from going out 😂

[@aprcris8768]

NUGGET studios oh yaaamthat an amazing question

[@Ratcandy]

SOMEONE WHO EATS BATS MADE THE CORONA

[@jayjay__wolfgirl]

When the dude was trying to scare the cat off his car,he should have just honked the horn.

[@Jay-pw3xz]

You should react to "Public Freakout" videos; It's Karen central.

[@alyssa2368]

Me: *goes straight to the comments*
Also me: *has nothing to say*
ME AGAIN: *Says something that makes no sense*

[@crescenciotorres5513]

That's me that's so me

[@nouraa.alfawzan.2431]

Are you following me or something!? Bc that’s totally me

[@littlecate3053]

Me too

[@petetokins4966]

Same

[@andrejabalija9921]

Relatable

[@meganbrown1495]

: No one
The people saying: you are beautiful
:edit they do it for likes

[@seankearney4616]

Y know it says when u edit something done try

[@memesanddogsareeverything8704]

@@seankearney4616 yeah it does

[@ok-je8kd]

Ik 😅😂😑

[@nerdy_.rockstar8254]

People only say you're beautiful for the likes?
I'm more depressed than I was before.

[@lyn-ru2sk]

@Chloe Mack yes really.

[@maddie369]

Azzy: protective mode
Azzy goes to the avatar state (I love avatar ok👌

[@maddie369]

If I said azzy I meat the dog (dog you are so royal too us u don't deserve us 🐕🐩🐶🐾

[@Nats0214.xoxoxo]

I told my teacher once that she didn’t give us homework (she forgot), but I only did it cause everyone was telling me not to

[@mcdonalds1169]

When you just had a zoom call and you’re late
Btw there is a lot of bots

[@oilinglau7794]

Including you

[@dollies111]

Everybody:reacting about the video
Me: *finds something to say that has nothing to do with the video*

[@doreencoipelmaynard5570]

Azzy: Goes in Avater State
Me: AVATER AZZY!!!!!!

[@ThatOneWeirdooo]

Its Avatar not Avater

[@peixuanli4989]

Seamlessly looks like Captain America
Like that scene in age of ultron chopping wood

[@breeze-sd4rh]

I stopped watching azzyland at the start of quarantine, and i think i need to start watching her again i forgot how much i loved her vids!!!

[@besttiktoks180]

Same

[@justkate632]

Why is everyone saying "Dont lie whos a fan of Azzy" Im literal scared.....0^0

[@shrug7923]

Thee bots idiot...

[@alliej7578]

They’re bots -~-

[@mrs.rockwell3315]

There bots
But 2 other people said that so I need to say something else
Mhm.....
Idk...qwq

[@danacry1389]

I hate it when people say that…

[@jacksontuttle8229]

i love how she kept her end thing for years azzy please dont change it

[@xMitsukiix]

When Azzy said "If you love something let it go"
it reminded me when flamingo did the "IF YOU LOVE ME LET ME GOOOOOOOOOO" meme

[@frimzzy2009]

No one:
Not a single soul:
NOT EVEN AZZY:
*the 10.k “first“ comments:* Hey
Edit: Oh dang thanks for the likes-

[@Stella-xy2bk]

Hi 👋🏼

[@damnpikachu1617]

Hey

[@damnpikachu1617]

Woof woof

[@kayleeblount9870]

Y
Fa

[@londondenise6908]

Hay

[@101studiollc5]

I laughed so hard at the girl who got mento coke coming outta her nose.

[@mercurysnymph]

I feel bad for her

[@leannegillamac404]

MY NAME IS VIVI TO O_o

[@mercurysnymph]

@@leannegillamac404 ok cool?

[@mishamirza8761]

"You know ur a bad driver when you fall outta your moving car and it moves without chu"
-Azzy

[@universalTrigger_]

when she said 'what friends?' i laughed because that's relateable

[@creativeclan2219]

To anybody that sees this comment:You’re beautiful, you’re healthy, you’ll do great things in life, you will be very successful, trust me you are awesome

[@fadel8534]

Thanks

[@anisreesan]

Awwwww 😁😁😁

[@Ayden_Jamonski]

When ur early: Come up with something funny! QUICK!

[@gracehughes8811]

nobody is every early..... just on time

[@Ayden_Jamonski]

@@gracehughes8811 i was early

[@gracehughes8811]

@@Ayden_Jamonski no, you were not early to be early you'd have to begin watching the video BEFORE it comes out. Again you were simply on time

[@notrlysuretbh]

Me: **sees thumbnail**
Also me: *boy, don’t call me Karrreeennn*

[@darling6232]

7:40 i love how she always has a cosplay for her endings >w

[@minamasud8711]

3 minutes later
Everyone in the comments: I'm early😀
Me: I'm late 😑

[@Ayo.its_Erin]

Honestly same Mina Masud 😂

[@1ksubswithnovideoschallenge.]

Yay lol

[@itsarah]

I make vids🧡

[@1ksubswithnovideoschallenge.]

@@itsarah I love ur videos

[@Macdonaldsowner]

well I’m the first one xD

[@gxby.]

Azzy : I want to do this with my friends...what friends
Me : GLOOM AKA KASSY

[@user-mu1lq1bt6p]

It's Kassie 'luv' 😙💕
Have a nice day 😉💖💞

[@pavelvasak2249]

And Monica ;)

[@user-mu1lq1bt6p]

@@pavelvasak2249 Monica is mean but funny kind of mean 😂

[@imkluu]

Thanks for another day of Azzy adorableness.

[@caitlynwiseman1241]

I didn’t know who azzyland was until I started staying up past 1am 😂. Anyone else?

[@bella3134]

Who else got this notification while watching one of Azzys videos

[@asher2105]

To: everyone reading
Your an amazing hooman, you deserve to be loved and supported, don’t let anyone tell you the opposite ❤️
I have a dare for you today :> I dare you to go to another comment section of a video or community post, and type this to spread some love around, some need it, especially in times like this. God bless you all

[@bluemartin1794]

❤️

[@bell44_]

What if ur a karen?...

[@potatod4020]

lovely. blossxm really lol

[@Shee266]

Omg soo loving❤️

[@siarelisgonzalez9853]

cool message but i usually don't get along with people who say hooman or :>

[@bridgetrose4660]

I liked how even though the girl swiped at his arm he still tried to catch her and help her up

[@elavke5441]

When you're a kid it's a handfull of candy. For a penny in my day!

[@coyotix]

No views
1k likes
Well azzy CZcams loves ya so much they forgot to number it

[@Zoe-wm5pi]

Nobody :
Nobody ever:
Azzy: he didn't break the window but he might've broke his bones tho...

[@itsarah]

Xana Poller I make vids😃

[@1ksubswithnovideoschallenge.]

It'Sarah I love ur vids😄

[@itsarah]

1k subscribers with no videos challenge aww thanx😘

[@Zoe-wm5pi]

@@itsarah nice!

[@evie8642]

I went to Canberra hopeing I could fine Azzy but nope I didn’t

[@finnmulvey2104]

she doesn't live in Canberra. Canberra is in Australia bro

[@terriwright7975]

I love with the great dane went into avatar mode

[@marija5345]

K am I seeing new types of bots? They're commenting like: to 1% who reads this, you are beautiful,... and stuff like that. Their pics are like the yt icon and their names are either 1k subs without videos or like subbing to everyone who subs to me?.. beacause I see these comments everywhere

[@bluemartin1794]

I like them ngl

[@rubywalsh7135]

OMG LMAO THE NEXT COMMENT AFTER THIS IS LIT THE ‘bot’ LMFAO

[@aruin4069]

It’s so annoying I liked the first two or three and then stopped when I realised it was just to get likes I honestly don’t know why people care though

[@harrietyes]

OMG THE COMMENT BELOW THIS IS LEGIT
To one person who’s reading this: *you’re cool and awesome, unique stay safe from coronavirus*
THE PIC IS CZcams ICON AND THE NAME IS SUBBING TO EVERYONE WHO SUBS TO ME

[@SJ-id3xm]

The thumbnail is literally the Karen version of Charlie's angels by Ariana Grande.

[@mkayla7299]

5:42 Omg that reminds me of that one time my Ragdoll once took a bag of treats of the table and brought it down onto the floor to my Labradoodle 😂😂

[@aidangordon9317]

azzy u should do these more often

[@alfieheys4202]

No one:
Karen:I’m coming in wether you like it or not 🙂

[@itsarah]

I make vids 🙂

[@nickyhopkins5849]

Ok?

[@alfieheys4202]

Nicky Hopkins watch the vid you’ll understand

[@120subswithnovids-subtomov6]

To all who are reading this:
😇 One day you will become a selfless millionaire 🤩

[@mecat559]

Ok....
Compliment or Insult?
This cat is confused

[@clairerose7044]

Me Cat I’m confused as well

[@melanietrewartha770]

Azzy saying gotta go cracked me up

[@mercylookadoo2885]

Quick question what do you do when someone is being really mean and won’t stop because that’s how my neighbors are 😔

[@nylito1]

Stand up for myself. And if your a kid kinda like me tell an adult! Hope this helped a lil bit

[@SemenSlinger43]

You confront them and stand up for yourself and you say well two choices mad way or nice way mad is LOOK IM NOT PUTTING UP WITH THIS ANYMORE IF YOU KEEP BEING RUDE I WILL START BEING RUDE or nice way is Please stop being rude treat others how you want to be treated so please be nice

[@nylito1]

Regina Morris PERIODT

[@paigebeauchampcrandon2964]

Earlier today I was in a store and a women didn’t have her mask on and the manager said to put it on but she didn’t cause she had a “ medical order “ 😒

[@_universe_2457]

Azzy : and the dog goes in to protecter mode 🐶😂
Me : Azzy gose into avatar mode 😂
Avatar state activated

[@peteramas6638]

The cop who chased that dude he must have been the best at tag

[@DogLover-kt6hz]

Don’t you just love watching people get karma also you have the best edits azzy :)

[@smith_niamh56]

Once in my dads work he had to go to an area that he hadn’t worked in b4 and the other people there thought that it would be funny to hide and then scare him but when they jumped out at him my dad grabbed them and nearly punched them in the face!! Now that is karma

[@charlidamelio4595]

Sorry Pearl but Pearl is salty like a Karen 🤭.I hope pearl doesn’t see this

[@itz_kittycorn901]

Seeing people having instant karma falling
Me:okay its kinda funny, sad, and thats what they desserve at the same time.. 😂😂

[@ITSICOOL7.6]

I was DEAD when Azzy said he was just trying to show off his cheese fries

[@seb7226]

Bruh my dad littering he always does that he’s mean to me he has something on his mind I wish he cud be like my mom

[@mrspliffie3572]

Azzyland casually endorses the crime of running red lights

[@chelicanulo333]

At 2:22 The cop was like: YOU WANNA SEE SOME REAL SPEAD!

[@pyromaniazz]

Random thing: One time my sister was mad and she had my charger so I asked for it and she threw it at me full force and the metal part hit in between my eye and brain a little lower down I would've gone blind and a little higher up I would've died random things am I right, also My head was bleeding ALOT

[@greydungeon2384]

Oh God that sounds painful😣 glad you're ok though

[@kyleemartin4919]

Wow.....in so sorry for you. God bless you and your family

[@nylito1]

I hope she gets Karma..

[@pyromaniazz]

Thank you =3

[@thekoolkid-cq6cc]

Hey Azzy, you like puns?
Some dude: what kind of tree is this
Me: this is APPARENTLY a pear tree hahaha

[@SarahOlrik]

It’s in the middle of the night right now, and there’s was this loud groan kinda sound.
*Are you sure that dinosaurs don’t exist anymore?*

[@comfiisa6141]

A whole lot of these right before disaster or or something good i say, "Aaaannnndddd Dead."

[@IsaacGraysonlolz]

Azzie: *what friends*
The reaction team:am i a joke to you

[@laylaionas1004]

Gloom :am i a joke to you

[@NHMapsOffical]

Truck : I’m gonna skip the toll
Tires : well yes but actually no