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- Four close man friends gather around to be virgins.
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Timestamps:
00:00:55 - Virgins on the Rise
00:19:00 - MVMT Ad
00:20:49 - More Virgin Stuff and Feelings
00:32:22 - Helix Ad
00:34:11 - More Life is Strange
00:48:18 - Raycon Ad
00:51:21 - Wireless
00:56:58 - Snyder Cut
01:13:55 - Comfort Shows
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Charlie: / moistcr1tikal
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"One of us is a virgin"
Plot twist: they are all virgins
No, you are!
@@FatguyLittlecoat hi
@@gabealves89 hola
@@FatguyLittlecoat beat me to it
@@FatguyLittlecoat wuz good dog
Charlie looks like he's in so much pain... my guess is he's having vietnam flashbacks to his ''virginity rocks'' phase
At first I thought you were talking about Charlie walking around campus with salt rocks signifying his proud virginity... which wouldn't be that surprising.
@The Spatza cringe
@The Spatza bro what the fuck, Let people believe what they want stop being so condescending, oh and look up the dictionary definition of condescending i know you will have trouble on that big boy word
Hundred vaginas stare.
@The Spatza Waah go cry about it.
Charlie shows up to the podcast then just sits there for an hour and does nothing yet he still looks miserable.
Im glad im not the one to point that out. But its literally all the time. Honestly, kaya and Andrew carry this podcast.
He looks stoned
I think Charlie is having fun. Just sits back and enjoys his 3 buddies and pitches in when he feels like it
@@craigofcanada773 it doesn't look like he's having fun though. But now that I think about it it's probably because he has to get up early
@@aaa34953 i think that's just his face man, he's obviously not on the edge of his seat but he's engaged and listening.
Charlie always looks like he has better things to do.
Doesn’t really do anything lol
Cuz he knows he is going to have to listen to Kaya’s bullshit for an hour and 30 mins
He really does look like that
Noticed that
@@Skiller_pg LOL
It's obviously Charlie's mother.
Oh Jesus Mary Joseph 😳
Well done joke friend
💀
Underrated af comment lol
This is an absolute chad joke
Charlie looks like when you're in a group project and has to listen to what your group has to say
And then ends up doing everything
@@kennethfung3618 or nothing
@The Spatza wtf was that rant. Bruh. So random
@The Spatza are you good my guy?
@The Spatza uh, who are you talking to?
Being a virgin at 30 gives you all kinds of special powers like telekinesis and the ability to fall asleep on command.
As boring as a sleep switch sounds, I would really appreciate it.
10,000 days
The weeknd uses his virgin powers to be the greatest pop star in the world
Imagine if you combine nofap with virginity, Psychic power go S T O N K S📈
I'm pretty sure it's not that hard to get to sleep reliably, a lot of scientists have been studying this for a long time they must've come up with some good ideas. And then you can still fuck (if you're into that sort of thing).
I like how Charlie is noticeably shorter than everyone else in the thumbnail.
its almost as if that was modeled after real life
Woah, it's almost like he's actually 5'6. And everyone else is more than 6'. Crazy.
Everyone starts their comment with “I like how” or “I love how”
@@Hi_buddy_waz_sup Big facts. People need to be original.
@@lorrenzosigala9031 hol' up. He's 5'6? I always thought he's like 6'2 😭🤣
He’s actually made himself look smaller on the picture to not let his friends look like baby’s,
yes
czcams.com/video/Qqf249EOsSM/video.html
Well he is 5'5 so he has to basically since this friends are 6 foot
He’s not the one who made the thumbnail
@@Extrnal 5'6*
Sex is clearly fake, I would know because I’ve never done it.
Must be a lie spread by the lizard people
All the porn on the web is cheap cgi
The earth is hollow and flat and the government is fake I've never seen it!
Lol..
It's real. I would know, because the government told me it was real. So stupid smh.
Eddie Bravo
Alot of people are saying that Charlie doesn't look like he wants to be here, if only we had the main character of life is strange 3 to tells us what he's truly feeling
Theres a third game?
Holy shit this is an underrated comment, I'm dying
bro im fucking crying
@@Natsu1261 Thanks lol
@@_mossy_8520 Ye I think Kaya mentioned it, it was called "Life is Strange: True Colours"
Jackson has his camera on. This is a once in a lifetime experience
might never see it again, enjoy it while it lasts
@The Spatza ?
@The Spatza I suppose you were the virgin mentioned in the title?
@The Spatza how does that have anything to do with my comment, and why do you care what religion people believe in?
It’s always fun to see what podcast title is going to be in my notification this time
Big guy
@The Spatza stop trying to be edgy.
Most people who watch this watch it for charlie, but my man just sits silently like 90% of the time.
I love Charlie, but I watch/listen for Kaya and Jackson
Charlie brought me here, the other 3 keep me here.
@RhecNation Andrew sometimes will say something funny
Charlie brought me here but kaya makes me want to leave
@@lankytwt same I'm not hating on kaya but most of the time he tries to look like a smart ass and most of the time bring up some useless topics, which is annoying to watch.
We know it’s not Charlie, he would be bragging about it
@The Spatza wtf are you talking about? Lol
@The Spatza Ok? Did someone hurt you before you made that reply?
@@thatonenerdwhoreadsbyhimse5429 nah hes just saying that in every comment's reply prob a bot
@The Spatza yes but why
@The Spatza That's funny coming from someone who seems to be on a crusade.
Unrelated but its really depressing with all the sex positivity movements and shit that we still bully men for being virgins
I'm 30 and want to end it all, because of it
Its really sad that the amount of men who can't get laid at all has skyrocketed so far. I'm all for gender equality but whilst not a rule there are clear trends when it comes to the differences between men and women and the emasculation of modern men clearly isn't that attractive to women either. "Manly" shouldn't be a dirty word.
@@Korock36 don’t pls you matter
@@definitelyarealpolarbear8142 thanks, polar bear jpeg
@@pododododoehoh3550 what about for those of us that are traditionally manly and still don't pair up with people? I'm a 6'3 powerlifter and I own a gunsmithing business? It's not just men who don't fit the classical "manly."
Sad nobody catched Jackson`s 40-years old virgin reference.
Yeah I caught it!
Wait, what did he say?
@The Spatza wait what does that have to do with this
*caught
@The Spatza bot
Kaya proves once again that he can piss me off and make me laugh at the same time
I agree with half of that statement.
how have you got pissed off
Agreed though not pissed this podcast, he makes me laugh so hard sometimes, then other times he says something that makes me want to turn it off.
Kaya is based. Dude calls out bad stuff and shuts that garbage down with prejudice. It's nice to hear someone calling out BS.
I’m amazed he makes anyone laugh really,
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Kaya sounds like he learned how to swear yesterday and he’s giving it his best go
That's him every podcast 😅
Sure sex is cool and all, but have you ever played Halo: Combat Evolved
Noice
@The Spatza my guy, are you okay? You've posted this comment like 3 times
based
R/atheism
@@susankairn2171
Go work your cringe 9-5
I’ll be gaming
"One of us is a virgin"
"He could be any one of us, he could be you, he could be me, he could even be right behind you!"
*AHHH*
I like this reference
He could be in this very room!
@The Spatza noone asked buddy
He’s commenting under every single comment with that, a sad r/atheism loser
I like how even in the thumbnail you can tell how short Charlie is
He’s not short he’s tactical height.
@@humanperson6568 my mistake
5'6 is not short its average :( :(
Artistic liberties, he wouldve been taller than the thumbnail pixel height so the artist needed to shorten him down
Lmao
There’s so many comments there’s no way anyone will notice this one where I admit that I’m a virgin
sup.
@@SandSandwichy 😳
Bruh
Hi
Same, I haven't held hands with a girl yet either but ik this reply will get buried in the comment section so it's okay
The endings of these podcasts is always Jackson defending himself frantically and I love it so much
Jackson's bag of sand joke was the most underrated joke in the podcast
40 year old virgin. No one got it
I'm pretty sure the whole "ew sex" is ironic like the "imagine touching hands before marriage" poking fun at the over protectiveness I refuse to believe people are actually like that
How dare you think like that of course I’m serious about not making eye contact before holy matrimony, do you think me as a harlot?
Oh man but yeah same lmao, the only people I can see being like “no kissing before marriage” are the overly obnoxious religious people, and the “ew sex” are the asexual people (making a joke about genuinely feeling like that kind of way)
well aside from the centuries of religious objectors to it xD
I also like how Kaya thought Charlie was serious when he said
"nah man people on ancient times didn't have sex, that's yucky"
yea exactly
Sometimes i feel like charlie's just there so they have an even amount of people to put on screen
Listening to some of the long, passionate rants on the podcast over the smallest things is somewhere on the scale between "lol" and "Jesus, who _hurt_ you?"
16:53
That “40 year old virgin” joke blew right the fuck over all of their heads lol...
I think everyone misses how the internet was diverse
now it's 5 mega companies own everything and make the rules to cater to every possible entity
Facts
maybe on the surface, there's still a ton of forums and shit out there that have been running strong since the late 90s
It’s Jackson. Before we start it’s Jackson.
same thoughts
@The Spatza reddit has invaded youtube
After watching. I think so too
@The Spatza amen
@The Spatza the r/atheism sub reddit somehow have their own god complexes lmaooo
23:06 Andrew: *makes point*
Kaya: Imma pretend I didn't hear that.
Those "he has sex 🤮" memes are 100% ironic
tru
don't listen to this boi; cooties are the original pandemic
Yeah this podcast has a lot of "out of touch" moments, weird considering everyone on it has a major online presence. sometimes it feels like charlie realizes and just doesn't feel like calling them out
@@huitlang931 cough cough andrew
@@aaa34953 give the old man a break
4:54 Charlie’s first word of the podcast
He said yeah at 3:11
@@ss_rick_james_ss565 That was Jackson. Pay attention to the lips.
@@vilcsith I don't know, it sounds too much like Charlie. Also the lips don't really move when you say "yeah"
@@IngvarMar After further analysis, it was Jackson.
@@IngvarMar his lips didn’t even open are you stupid 😭😭
This one really wasn't easy to sit through. Kaya for whatever reason exudes this obnoxious "I am the authority on this subject, and you're here to listen to me" attitude. Charlie legit just looks like he's rolling his eyes through every second of it, Andrew and Jackson just sit there with a blank expression
kayas always like that lmao
@@strawbebbiejam he isn't normally insufferable to that degree lol. he just couldn't resist soapboxing for this one and it just amplified the behavior that was already there
Doesn’t help that he’s like the classic degenerate
Vapes, tons of kinks, super annoying voice, internet addicted,
I feel like Kaya was more pissed off than usual today
Do you have that superpower as well? Wow!!!!
INCREDIBLE HOW DID YOU OBTAIN THIS POWER
what was his color?!
isnt he always angry
You must have superpowers
Wow, I wonder, there are two men in their 30s, literally Jesus and then a 17 year old who looks like he just discovered coke...
None of them are in there 30s.... 20s
They aren't in their thirties, and they most certainly don't look like they're in their thirties
@@PuppeteerGaming Ok, the two on the right are both 29, but that sounds very specific
agreed 😂
Let it grow
So I wanna say, andrew, those "eeeeew he has sex" posts are ironic most of the time. It's people who are trying to find humor in it, I genuinely don't think anybody means what they say.
I don't know if the survey is just in the US. I'm going to assume it is, I think it's just people don't have the time. The economy is so fucked, people have to work themselves ragged and still live paycheck to paycheck. Everyone in my age group works two jobs, nobody has free time. I don't have time either. I have a girlfriend, but only because I met her through work. If I didn't....I would probably be part of that statistic, sadly. Because I don't have time to go to parties or get togethers. We only see each other on weekends.
The juggernaut theory sucks ass. It sounds true on paper. But I think it's always been an issue. Being a social butterfly and hanging with large groups will help you meet women, and they can like you for your personality instead. There are some "unfuckable" dudes in my college anime club (before covid) that had girlfriends. Lemme tell you, nobody loves harder than a fat m'lady anime fan. You could not get them to stop hugging their lady. At parties, they're the ones that fall asleep on the couch together cuddling up.
Lol that’s sweet
Jackson
Andrew
Kaya
Alex
Jackson is to cute to be a virgin by choice. Perfect UwU Aussie femboy Imo.
@@twitchtheking4950 🤨
Charlie just casually scrolling through a website deadpan for the majority of this
Another great one, never stop boys. Love from UK 👍
I don't have time for sex, im too busy listening to all 225 episodes of The Official Podcast
Just saying when Andrew was talking about how D.C. characters are just gods and how they do goofy shit all the time yet most of the Superman comics and stories are about how he is a human and a very chill dude lol
I felt the same. It's just a contradiction but I mean it's just preference. I hear Jackson on not liking DC, Batman and Joker are the only thing that saves DC for me.
@@jordanleonard6540 have you actively read the comics or just going off of games and movies?
"One of us is a virgin."
HE COULD BE YOU! HE COULD BE ME! HE COULD EVEN BE-
right behind you
@@tangentsloth90 **turns around**
*AHH A VIRGIN*
This is a reference to meet the spy, right?
*Shoots from shotgun*
*Exploding head sound*
Imagine if the God of Sex toys was still a virgin. An anomaly like that would rip the fabric of reality in half
Well it would explain why he has so many sex toys
There's something called the Dildo Paradox, very interesting
I mean it's pretty ironic that a man who's so vanilla has so many in the first place
Nobody is actually serious about the "Just found out about sex ew" meme or whatever, like it's just ironic lmao
yeah fr Andrew sounded mad that people actually thought that
@@MCZking andrews a big boomer
Yeah Im surprised andrew didnt catch that lol
The “40 year old virgin” reference Jackson shot out there was peak comedy
I finished rewatching Code Geass today! I didn't know my men Charlie and Andrew were out here looking at long limbed boys
I screamed "yeah!" at the beginning because they all showed up in-sync!
Waiting till next month to sub to your patreon, damn the double charge.
Biggest problem I have with this is that often times, these research papers are based off of surveys, and a lot of people aren't honest with how many partners they have had, but now I think that male virginity is more accepted than back then, so more people are ok with being honest about it.
Genuinely curious where Kaya is getting that “tumblr sjw” stereotype from
all i ever seen on tumblr is posts like “i hope this email finds you before i do”
Kaya's the kind of person who forms his strongest opinions on the subjects, ideas, and people he knows the least about.
As a 25 year old virgin take my word for it, it’s not a death sentence.
Charlie’s just loosening his facial muscles.
No. This is now titled: "Long Hair Guys vs. Short Hair Dudes"
Long Haired Men Vs. Short Haired Boys*
@@jamesberretta1812 they all got facial hair tho
@@yungmonsterxs8929 Im only 14 and Im growing a moustache. Also, they don't mean it literally smh
@@jaxx1360 Yeah, I understand that. Lot's of kids grow hair early, not uncommon. And yeah I got that. Ty
@@jaxx1360 im only 6 and i have a full beard
Dude the thumbnail art is spot on, props
Was having a bad day and now it feels like I’m vibing with my friends🥲
I love how Andrew talked being a caveman in the train using your phone’s audio, that used to be me before I got a decent pair of headphones
Jacksons bag of sand joke is low key brilliant
i love when jackson says "yipee" its always the highlight of my day
1:13:00
Thank you for reminding me to watch Monk again, finishing season one now, and it's still amazing
4:53 Charlie's first words of the podcast, are words of wisdom.
3:11 yeah
@@littlelungs5257 that’s Jackson
Doctor: "You have 25 seconds to live"
Me: "Watches the podcast intro"
I was feeling lonely today and then my virtual boys came on, its almost like i have friends
yo drop your Discord let's get it on
@@hunterthemadman taknbyjacob what games you got
@@hunterthemadman also I mainly have games on xbox, cold war etc
@@JacobPrater i need the # or I can't actually add you.
@@JacobPrater i got a bunch of indie games, strategy games, etc. Got an Xbox. We can talk specifics on chat.
1:14:40 oh my god yes. malcom in the middle dude, yall where talking about comfort shows and i thought about malcom in the middle and you brought it up and i jumped with excitedment
The fact that the rise in hookup culture and pornography (also coinciding with high you unemployment/poverty) has actually led to less men having sex than those that pursue/maintain committed relationships is hilarious.
I can’t stop laughing at 2:43-3:05. The way Charlie looks as he’s zoning out. 😂
I thought he was high as shit
@@SenorButternubs LMAO
I would have thought to a man who praised and celebrated the death of a prankster, empathy would be a super power
Context?
Are you one of those guys who think kaya is radicalizing Charlie into the Alt right lol ?
@@kitty_strangler1402 Yes of course! It was The Official Podcast #219: Tom Brady, Champion of Kissing. Full context timestamp is 9:35 - 16:23.
The young man that did the "prank" was being very very stupid and the man that defended himself is not at fault. No one is denying that. But Kaya's celebration made just about everyone in the comment section very uncomfortable, especially making jokes about his death arousing him because he hates pranksters so much. Even Andrew had to interrupt him with a sponsor.
@@mannypardoacedetective856 I've never heard anyone say that so I'm going to have to say no
@@goofalupus1436 Thank you for going out of your way to find the video and timestamp for me! Yea, I see what you mean with kaya stepping over the line. You can see how uncomfortable everyone in the call is by his remarks. I really don't like pranksters either but it was really tone deaf of kaya to make edgy jokes about a very recent tragedy when everyone else is having a serious conversation about it.
I hope they talked to kaya about it afterwards.
fun fact!!!! TF2 scout is canonically a virgin, as shown in the comics where God sent him back to work because he crafted him to be a sex pro and found it unacceptable that he hasn't fulfilled his divine purpose yet
24:20 the Irony is Jackson is finally right about something, but also Projecting because he's done exactly what he describes they are doing .
"puffy and *like a bag of sand* "
16:48 best reference.
Saw the title and a wave of shock came over me lol
I love how the title "one of us is a virgin" grabbed me more than "kaya's funeral"
Kaya: People are having fun watching the things I don't like? STOP! Stop having fun!
I don't really watch these podcasts, but our man sitting dead silent for the first 5 mins made me think that he was having some technical difficulties or something...😂
I hope one day we get to see them in one studio after covid-shit passes over, maybe that'll get them excited to the podcast again.
Yeah, the last episodes I truly enjoyed were the ones at the beginning of the pandemic (March-May) cause so much was in the air. Now everyone is just bored of life.
I think they all live in different contients so that would be cool but kinda hard
@@____-pb1lg I thought Andrew was pretty close tbh
Fun watching while working out
I love listening to virgin podcasts. I'm a humble fellow virgin traveler too.
haaaaaaaaaa
... damn bro...
>"Go back in time" Now, that's a superpower you won't see in other games.
>"Reload from checkpoint"
Charlie and Andrew should definitely watch Konosuba, the comedy is *chef's kiss*
1:05:30 Charlie needed to pint out that ZSJL is divided into 7 parts with name cards for each. So, there is built-in way to watch it as a TV-show.
“One of us is a virgin”
Plot twist: The viewer is virgin
imagine hating detroit but thinking life is strange is good
I know right? Detroit was a pretty good game with great action scenes, Charlie loved it if I remember correctly. Who's hating on Detroit again? I already forgot, these podcasts are pretty long
I wouldn't say Life is Strange is a bad game though, it's very good as well.
lovely intro Andrew
I love Jackson but now after hearing he watches it’s always sunny I have endless respect that show SOO good 😌
6:59 - Charlie's second words 😂
57:16 The unanimous no to Kaya's rant lol
i just listened to 3 (really good) episodes before this while making something and Then this comes out 😫
ahhhhhh the new jubilee episodes are getting really nice
Charlie always looks like he's listening to his girlfriend talk but thinking about ps4
Oh come on 🤣
For me it's like listening to my girlfriend but thinking about PS5.
Because both are impossible to get.
Charlie just sitting there thinking to himself "I'm a virgin"
Kaya im not a steven universe fan, yes it is made for kids but people can appreciate a show no matter how old they are. Shows arent really age based a lot, audiences can enjoy what they like whether its a stephen mcdaniel documentary or spongebob
the comfort shows kaya talked about are all top tier
As someone who watched every episode of Steven universe and thoroughly enjoyed it I can say with the utmost confident that the show was s***
Does Charlie even want to be on this podcast anymore? Dude just browses the net and chimes in every 5 min.
Man, I can't help but love Kaya. I disagree with him on almost everything but he plays it up so much that its comical.
Intro song always a banger
I love Sunny, great show
First reaction to tittle:
Ohhh who could it be?! It definitely can not POSSIBLY be Jackson... Right?!