STAR WARS EP 1: Jedi Party

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  • For a Jedi, the line between the light and dark side can often become blurred, especially after a few beers. Join us in this alternate Star Wars universe. LINKS TO PURCHASE "DANCE OF THE FATES" BELOW (click show more)
    Website: www.auralnauts.com/
    Patreon: / auralnauts
    Merch: www.auralnauts.com/shop
    Podcast: www.auralnauts.com/podcast
    Music: www.auralnauts.com/music
    Instagram: bit.ly/2qdzFjM
    Twitter: / auralnauts
    Facebook: / auralnauts
    Special thanks to Jason: jasonsvoices.com/
    and Ilana: / chronicgamergirl
    Track listing;
    :22 Yung Joc, It's Goin' Down
    :40 Craven Moorhaus, Space Hooters
    3:07 Biship and Craven Moorhaus, Pavan
    3:57 Ministry, Burning Inside
    4:41 Outkast, GhettoMusick
    DANCE OF THE FATES LYRICS
    We traveled here through the reaches of space
    We traveled here to dance on your face
    We've come to take your dance floor
    With moves that you have never seen before
    Of this we have no doubt
    And you will soon find out
    When you lose this bout
    And you hear us shout
    We cause the sun to rise
    We dance so no one dies
    We dance like Jedi
    You won't believe your eyes
    We have the highest midichloriann count
    Which means that you have a lesser amount
    So please report to the dance floor
    We'll show you more of our dancing skills if you're unsure
    We have the power of light
    We turn the darkness bright
    The galaxy will right
    When you lose this fight
    We cause the sun to rise
    We dance so no one dies
    We dance like Jedi
    Because we're Jedi
    Everybody get down tonight
    Take a cue from the Jedi Knight
    Do a dance with the power of light
    Show the Sith your dancing might
    Everybody get down to the force
    Everybody do the dance of the fates
    Everybody get in tune with the source
    As we dance in the dance of the fates
    REPEAT
    Everybody get down to the force
    Everybody do the dance of the fates
    In a galaxy far far away
    Let's dance in the dance of the fates
    Everybody do the dance of the fates
    Everybody get in tune with the source
    As we dance in the dance of the fates
    Everybody get down to the force
    Everybody do the dance of the fates
    In a galaxy where Jar Jar awaits
    Let's dance. The dance of the fates
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Komentáře • 4,2K

  • @andrea8923
    @andrea8923 Před 8 lety +559

    "How about we don't pay the bill? YOLO, bitches!" - I fucking lost it

    • @supercomedys
      @supercomedys Před 8 lety

      +defygravity742 Same here, LOL

    • @HwaRang1970
      @HwaRang1970 Před 7 lety +1

      defygravity742 This was my favorite part too. Literally laughed out loud.

  • @christianyoung9808
    @christianyoung9808 Před 9 lety +500

    Creepio is now my favorite star wars character

  • @TiStardust
    @TiStardust Před 4 lety +3647

    “Everything we do here is tax deductible.”
    A true emperor.

    • @QueenKunniK
      @QueenKunniK Před 4 lety +50

      Um Actually, he was only a senator at that point in time
      Hahaha! I'll see myself out

    • @infinite6339
      @infinite6339 Před 4 lety +47

      Maul Maul Snap out of it
      Yes business trip 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @noelilan3194
      @noelilan3194 Před 3 lety +20

      CEO*

    • @prathapkutty7407
      @prathapkutty7407 Před 3 lety +9

      @@QueenKunniK he is the senate!

    • @kmmediafactory
      @kmmediafactory Před 2 lety +2

      Well, that’s how you know if you’ve chosen your leaders right.
      czcams.com/video/E_uk9eT8qhk/video.html

  • @Jerimiah10
    @Jerimiah10 Před 2 lety +960

    This is no ordinary fan parody. For those just finding this, it's not what you think it is. Give it time. It will hit you just how utterly amazing this whole series is. There is an incredible amount of real talent here, and it could not have been an easy task to fill these in with so much detail. No corners were cut. For starters all the music is original fire, and the voice acting is dead on.

    • @b5627
      @b5627 Před rokem +46

      Regional Manager Darth Maul sends his regards, lol

    • @johnpearce757
      @johnpearce757 Před rokem +36

      This needs to be top comment, this series is not only great quality but infinitely rewatchable. I've probably seen it more than the actual movies

    • @rkwatchauralnautsjediparty7303
      @rkwatchauralnautsjediparty7303 Před rokem +18

      @@johnpearce757 I can’t watch the PT except via Jedi Party. When I see memes (and related commentary) I’m genuinely at a loss as to what the original context or dialog actually is.
      For instance, apparently the appropriate response to somebody saying “Hello there,” is “General Kenobi!” All I can think to say is, “Oh, you’ve got to be kidding me! Haven’t you done enough damage?”

    • @rkwatchauralnautsjediparty7303
      @rkwatchauralnautsjediparty7303 Před rokem +9

      @@bones642 You told me there was a bar here.
      Yeah. My bad.

    • @Stevenwave-
      @Stevenwave- Před rokem +12

      @@rkwatchauralnautsjediparty7303 I honestly think of Creepio's voice now lol. He's so fuckin good.

  • @biggus6633
    @biggus6633 Před 7 lety +3790

    "What are midichlorians?"
    "It's heroin"
    ...

    • @Cradboradfy
      @Cradboradfy Před 5 lety +160

      Holy shit, that destroyed me when I heard it.

    • @mako1097
      @mako1097 Před 5 lety +85

      I was just trying to eat my god damn sandwich, and I nearly splattered my desktop with chewed bread when that line hit me.

    • @Tahkaullus01
      @Tahkaullus01 Před 5 lety +22

      I mean it's not inaccurate.

    • @Trainlover1995
      @Trainlover1995 Před 5 lety +40

      George was probably smoking heroin when he came up with midichlorians.

    • @The_Bird_Bird_Harder
      @The_Bird_Bird_Harder Před 5 lety +40

      @@Trainlover1995 Just like I inject a marijuana.

  • @ThatnerdStella
    @ThatnerdStella Před 8 lety +711

    the skin droid fucking kills me
    i cant even breathe
    I WILL WEAR HIS FACE
    LOOK AT HOW MUCH THE OTHER HATE HIM
    im dying
    im fucking dead man

  • @mnm8818
    @mnm8818 Před 3 lety +610

    "I'm sending regional manager Darth Maul" has gotta be the best one liner lol

    • @wheeler116
      @wheeler116 Před 2 lety +24

      Does that make nute gunray assistant regional manager or assistant to the regional manager?

    • @sunofpeter2
      @sunofpeter2 Před rokem +3

      I repat this line all the time.

    • @viscountrainbows2857
      @viscountrainbows2857 Před 3 měsíci +2

      As a low level employee, I also believe that I would be as shook as if Darth Maul showed up. Actually maybe less; death is less annoying than maybe having to find another job.

  • @maxmanly3122
    @maxmanly3122 Před rokem +18

    "i think we´re just early" such a nuanced line

  • @Bacxaber
    @Bacxaber Před 8 lety +2387

    "What are midichlorians?"
    "It's heroin."
    "..."
    "..."
    *I fucking died.*

    • @IchthysGuy
      @IchthysGuy Před 8 lety +89

      +Bacxaber Definitely a better explanation than the one in the actual film.

    • @Bacxaber
      @Bacxaber Před 8 lety +44

      IchthysGuy
      Oh shut the fuck up. I had no problem with that explanation, and I don't share the "ermagherd the prequels sucked balls!" mentality. They are different, they are *not* bad.

    • @IchthysGuy
      @IchthysGuy Před 8 lety +54

      ***** How about Peter Jackson makes a follow up to the Lord of the Rings where it's finally revealed that the ring of power is actually an alien mind control device and Sauron is from another planet. It wouldn't be worse, just y'know... different.
      P.S: Did you like the second Highlander film too?

    • @Bacxaber
      @Bacxaber Před 8 lety +4

      IchthysGuy
      Never saw the second Highlander, and as someone who hates the LotR movies, I'd be okay with that idea.

    • @IchthysGuy
      @IchthysGuy Před 8 lety +48

      ***** So you hate the LotR films, but you love the Star Wars prequels, eh? I guess there's no accounting for taste *shrug*

  • @boys_and_the_booze5104
    @boys_and_the_booze5104 Před 8 lety +2000

    "Thank you magic traaaash cahn."

  • @danalexander2149
    @danalexander2149 Před 3 lety +559

    “We out ran the space cops, and made them eat BASS.” 😂🤣

  • @OurHourglass
    @OurHourglass Před 4 lety +675

    To the Disney lawyers: this definitely qualifies as transformative in nature and is therefore OC.

    • @saccaed
      @saccaed Před 4 lety +87

      Also better than any of the disney movies.

    • @patspeed008
      @patspeed008 Před 4 lety +10

      Star Wars before Disney

    • @Nitroblast
      @Nitroblast Před 4 lety +15

      Not original content but it likely falls under fair use.

    • @neuxell
      @neuxell Před 4 lety +24

      To the Disney lawyers: this is definitely copyright infringement and you should claim this video as canon.
      Qui-Gon the boy lover

    • @wedgeantilles7731
      @wedgeantilles7731 Před 3 lety +1

      Too bad Disney is making ad revenue from this...which is much better than "whistle while you work."

  • @johnmiles1594
    @johnmiles1594 Před 8 lety +477

    "We outran the space cops and made them eat BASS"

  • @overdosisbringslife
    @overdosisbringslife Před 7 lety +263

    I have an idea: How about we don't pay the bill? YOLO bitches!
    - Obi Wan Kenobi -

  • @no1ofconsequence936
    @no1ofconsequence936 Před 4 lety +1065

    "I would sooner hire Sandpeople to babysit my kids." That explains a bit (spoilers) about Rey's parents.

  • @secondlastnameleft
    @secondlastnameleft Před 4 lety +1138

    "Why would they do this to me?! You want me to feel the pain? Yees! You want me to understand it...so that I may show others! Huzzah! Excelsior!" So horrifying and hilarious at the same time 😂

    • @tonycariello8478
      @tonycariello8478 Před 3 lety +89

      Raw nerves exposed to the world, every step is a new nightmare!!

    • @MattNeufy
      @MattNeufy Před 2 lety +52

      Creepio is like the AI that makes paper clips at ANY and all costs.
      Creepio DOES show others, and it’s horrific.
      He’s like some sort of inevitable doom, every second creeping, creeping ever closer to complete galactic conquest.

    • @zurosaioromo4534
      @zurosaioromo4534 Před 2 lety +12

      Not dissimilar to IG-88. Maybe Anakin downloaded a failed version off of the tatooine darknet lol

    • @aquariandawn4750
      @aquariandawn4750 Před 2 lety +5

      My favorite character

    • @bernardocoto8519
      @bernardocoto8519 Před rokem +4

      Best lines in the whole video

  • @danieltobin4498
    @danieltobin4498 Před 7 lety +2752

    I think I can understand the story of this a bit. So Obi-Wan and Qui-Qun go to Space Hooters to have a good time, but a service droid pisses them off and they not only destroy the droid but also bail and steal from the cash register. Nute Gunray reports this incident to CEO Palpatine who is not pleased and sends Maul to take care of this problem, however Palpatine does not know that Maul is obsessed with the Jedi and only took this job so that he could show the Jedi his dancing skills. Meanwhile, on Naboo, after hitting a bar the Jedi come across Queen Amidala and her staff, they are impressed by the Jedi and decide to hang out with them. After hitting every bar on Naboo they decide to go look for other bars on other planets and board a ship to find them. They encounter a DUI checkpoint as they're leaving the planet but thankfully Far-Too upgrades the ship and allows them to escape. They reach tatooine but find out there's no bar, but meet Anakin who shows them Creepio. Qui-Qun decides that Anakin is Jedi material and decides to train him in the ways of the Jedi. They travel to coruscant and meet with their fellow Jedi, Qui-Qun realizes that hunger will be a problem and sets out on a quest to find the legendary Dorito Taco, he heard rumors that it might be on Naboo so the gang travels back there but Maul is waiting for them. But instead of doing Palpatine's bidding he challenges the Jedi to a dance fight, but the dance fight is too intense for Maul and he splits...literally. Meanwhile Palpatine blows up his space hooters to collect the insurance money and at least salvage something from the mess.

    • @Skellhouseful
      @Skellhouseful Před 7 lety +420

      The plot is so deep, dude.

    • @Stark-yo1qc
      @Stark-yo1qc Před 7 lety +175

      Daniel Tobin More like Mail was so impressed with the Jedi's dancing skills he jizzes his robe.

    • @ChadVulpes
      @ChadVulpes Před 7 lety +136

      This actually makes a whole lot of sense. Thanks.

    • @starwarsjunkie7777
      @starwarsjunkie7777 Před 6 lety +180

      In effect, this whole series is to legitimize the Sith and their plot to destroy the Jedi. It makes them actually relatable.

    • @mr.gentlezombie8709
      @mr.gentlezombie8709 Před 6 lety +47

      That definitely helps it make more sense.

  • @El-Burrito
    @El-Burrito Před 5 lety +682

    We have the highest midichlorian count, which means that you have a lesser amount.
    It's like poetry, it rhymes.

    • @clyax113
      @clyax113 Před 3 lety +7

      Is that a reference to George Lucas talking about history?

    • @clyax113
      @clyax113 Před 3 lety +3

      @@uuamenator That's what I'm asking. While talking about that during a behind the scenes documentary, George Lucas said "history rhymes." That's what I was asking.

    • @jeneraljax29
      @jeneraljax29 Před 3 lety +2

      @@clyax113 gotta be, Lucas has said the same about star wars as well and that's how he intended them to be

    • @friedmandesigns
      @friedmandesigns Před 2 lety +3

      @@clyax113 " _History Doesn't Repeat Itself, but It Often Rhymes_ " is often cited to be an aphorism by Mark Twain, though there's no proof he scribed such. It has been cited in media since at least 1970. Lucas was riffing on that old chestnut.

    • @swbattlefrontnoob
      @swbattlefrontnoob Před 2 lety +5

      Also from that song, "We dance like Jedi, because we are Jedi."

  • @maximultra
    @maximultra Před 3 lety +124

    "Thank you, magic trashcan." 😂😂😂
    This series is amazing. Lol

  • @harryg9240
    @harryg9240 Před 4 lety +145

    “Looking at you all, it’s pretty obvious that you’ve never been this high before”

    • @Yora21
      @Yora21 Před 4 lety +20

      How bad of a director do you have to be to make Samuel Jackson look bored out of his mind in the final cut.

    • @bewilderbeestie
      @bewilderbeestie Před 4 měsíci

      @@Yora21I think we all know the answer to that question.

  • @thejoshtbrown
    @thejoshtbrown Před 4 lety +1745

    Thanks to the Rise of Skywalker, Creepio is now canon.

    • @TechNubian1
      @TechNubian1 Před 4 lety +24

      The Sith Lords Trump's reelection A Star Wars parody

    • @theYear_project
      @theYear_project Před 4 lety +25

      I can't wait for Jedi party 2

    • @starlyz.
      @starlyz. Před 3 lety +1

      who is that.

    • @RockBrentwood
      @RockBrentwood Před 3 lety +12

      Creepio sounds like a shrill version of the Terminator, complete with the Terminator accent.

    • @AngryJT
      @AngryJT Před 3 lety +22

      Creepio was already canon thanks to the Darth Vader 2015 comic run. Triple Zero IS Creepio.

  • @anthonyd8835
    @anthonyd8835 Před 7 lety +549

    I love how Qui Gon went into Watto's shop just to get roasted, didnt say anything... and jsut left. lmao

  • @benjamintanderson5735
    @benjamintanderson5735 Před 4 lety +133

    Anakin: *presses button*
    Creepio: *emerges from the depths of hell*

  • @radchik
    @radchik Před 2 lety +68

    I intentionally went out and bought some Murphy's oil soap for my hardwood floors just to say "That sheen is RIDICULOUS" 🤣

  • @65akk
    @65akk Před 7 lety +1524

    "We have the highest midichlorian count, which means that you... have a lesser amount" :-D

    • @reellezahl
      @reellezahl Před 6 lety +46

      this song really comes across like the failed musician character of Robert Webb from the Peep Show wrote it. It’s brilliant!

    • @userPrehistoricman
      @userPrehistoricman Před 4 lety +8

      At the end it feels a little bit like Killing in the Name.

    • @tyridge7714
      @tyridge7714 Před 4 lety +8

      Reminded me of Jemaine from Flight of the Conchords lmao

    • @generalralph6291
      @generalralph6291 Před 3 lety +10

      It's heroin.

    • @nk8633
      @nk8633 Před 3 lety

      dorksideoftheforce.com/2019/12/30/star-wars-similarities-luke-anakin/
      dorksideoftheforce.com/2020/01/24/star-wars-dooku-pawn/
      dorksideoftheforce.com/2019/11/30/anakin-vader-kylo-ren-star-wars/
      dorksideoftheforce.com/2019/10/26/star-wars-vader-luke-duel/
      dorksideoftheforce.com/2020/02/23/grievois-star-wars-pawn/
      dorksideoftheforce.com/2020/03/17/star-wars-nute-gunray-separatists-darth-sidious-doomed/
      dorksideoftheforce.com/2020/04/25/star-wars-science-fiction-books/
      dorksideoftheforce.com/2020/05/26/star-wars-solo-greed-shootout/
      dorksideoftheforce.com/2020/06/27/star-wars-facpov-caper/
      dorksideoftheforce.com/2020/07/27/clone-troopers-star-wars-remorse/
      dorksideoftheforce.com/2020/08/25/star-wars-dark-side-only-harbors-hate/
      dorksideoftheforce.com/2020/09/16/star-wars-empire-strikes-back-cloud-city-scene/

  • @Avacadokiwi
    @Avacadokiwi Před 4 lety +806

    Obi Wan: You told me there’s a bar here
    Panaka: Yeah my bad

    • @Blentux
      @Blentux Před 4 lety +29

      But at least they got pizza :D

    • @jegsh4299
      @jegsh4299 Před 2 lety +38

      best possible use of that footage

    • @kmmediafactory
      @kmmediafactory Před 2 lety

      Anyone here a fan of jets? Yeah no bar here sorry. Just self-promotion
      czcams.com/video/E_uk9eT8qhk/video.html

    • @BIGDADDYSINISTER
      @BIGDADDYSINISTER Před 2 lety +5

      Obi-Wan was REALLY disappointed.
      I think he might have a substance abuse problem. 🍸🤣

  • @gfarrell80
    @gfarrell80 Před 4 lety +225

    C3-PO re-dub was the best. Good god, you turned the comic relief character into a Frankenstein's sociopath monster, and it works!! :D :D Thank you for bringing this into my life.

  • @felixcontreras6431
    @felixcontreras6431 Před rokem +36

    Till this day i still cant get over the waiter droid in the beginning saying "doucebag" under his breath as he walks away like they cant hear him

  • @danimal097521
    @danimal097521 Před 5 lety +1093

    "The sheen on that table is ridiculous. Send a bottle of whatever that is back with Maul." LOLOL

  • @Dregkar
    @Dregkar Před 8 lety +1898

    "You told me there's a bar here..."
    "Yeah my bad."

    • @rctommy3200
      @rctommy3200 Před 6 lety +57

      That part kills me every time

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover Před 6 lety +32

      I'm afraid I don't have any money to chip in. I'll have to owe you.

    • @micahnewman
      @micahnewman Před 6 lety +18

      Pizza's here.

    • @eddiep1008
      @eddiep1008 Před 6 lety +9

      Micah Newman be right there

    • @tehbigshow
      @tehbigshow Před 5 lety +14

      Whatever man. @@KandiKlover

  • @spencerr.9299
    @spencerr.9299 Před rokem +16

    8:10-8:27
    The perfect gag: unexpected, understated, unforgettable.

  • @StoicNatsoc
    @StoicNatsoc Před rokem +5

    5:42 the birth of the legend of the Clockwork Man.

  • @bobjenz
    @bobjenz Před 9 lety +540

    THANK YOU MAGIC TRAASH CAAN.

  • @pckid888
    @pckid888 Před 9 lety +232

    'Say sausage one more time...'
    'Sausage.'

  • @domusvita
    @domusvita Před 4 lety +29

    The Obi-Wan spinning the lightsaber while Qui-Gon does all the work cracks me up.

  • @hawkeyenextgen7117
    @hawkeyenextgen7117 Před 4 lety +75

    "Evening sirs, welcome to space hooters!"
    It was at that moment I knew, I was going to love this series.

  • @piecheese1214
    @piecheese1214 Před 6 lety +668

    " *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!* WHY DO YOU AWAKEN ME WITHOUT SKIN?!"

    • @trentwerner366
      @trentwerner366 Před 4 lety +70

      “So foolish, he’s made of so much skin
      I will make him part of us!
      Look at how much the others hate him!”😂

    • @theYear_project
      @theYear_project Před 4 lety +2

      @@trentwerner366 lmao.

    • @theYear_project
      @theYear_project Před 4 lety +17

      @@trentwerner366 "raw nerves exposed to the world"

    • @TechNubian1
      @TechNubian1 Před 4 lety +5

      I've been a Star Wars fan since 1977. Look at The Rise Of Trump on my channel. It's a Star Wars parody.

    • @Iseeyou-zn9xi
      @Iseeyou-zn9xi Před 4 lety +1

      piecheese1214 best bit on this video haha

  • @SB-vw7ip
    @SB-vw7ip Před 6 lety +272

    "Im sending regional manager Darth Maul" 😂😂😂

  • @fryfry377
    @fryfry377 Před 3 lety +79

    having never seen this, threepio's quest for skin is easily the thing I'm looking most forward to. Also "it's heroin" made me laugh way more than it should have.

    • @Idazmi7
      @Idazmi7 Před 2 lety +16

      You've taken your first step into a larger world.

  • @Ed-fr7mw
    @Ed-fr7mw Před 6 měsíci +6

    watched this as a kid, rewatching 10yrs later was the best decision of my life. this is my star wars canon.

  • @tylerjones1554
    @tylerjones1554 Před 8 lety +822

    "You promised me skiiiiiiiiiiinnn"

    • @EV-nk7cs
      @EV-nk7cs Před 8 lety +59

      BUT WHAT OF OUR BARGIN?

    • @tylerjones1554
      @tylerjones1554 Před 8 lety +37

      +Sky Kinz raw nerve exposed to the WORLD EVERY STEP I TAKE IS PAIN

    • @Drjusmar
      @Drjusmar Před 8 lety +47

      +Tyler Jones ALL I FEEL IS PAIN

    • @noremac53
      @noremac53 Před 8 lety +14

      +Tyler Jones This needs to be a meme.

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 Před 6 lety +8

      +Tyler Jones EVERY NEW STEP IS A NEW NIGHTMARE.

  • @eyfifalad
    @eyfifalad Před 7 lety +175

    Qui Gon literally walks in to see Watto, gets some abuse and a high 5 then leaves

  • @DovydasMusic
    @DovydasMusic Před 4 lety +2621

    this never gets old. just watched the rise of skywalker and this is still better

    • @DoveAlexa
      @DoveAlexa Před 4 lety +145

      Hardly a contest

    • @codybrady6940
      @codybrady6940 Před 4 lety +38

      No doubt there, especially now that we know Sheev does not in fact fuck.

    • @TOM15555555
      @TOM15555555 Před 4 lety +8

      This is so weird but it’s not bad I liked Rise of Skywalker is good movie 🍿 🎥

    • @samuraigoldi2308
      @samuraigoldi2308 Před 4 lety +7

      Ayyy i'm a fan of you my guy.

    • @Archie21
      @Archie21 Před 3 lety +7

      I knew I would find you here eventually! HA! And I agree 100%, gets better with time and Disney releases! XD

  • @Mallerd
    @Mallerd Před rokem +19

    I cannot believe this is already 9 years old. Me, my dad and my little brother where quoting these videos everyday when they first came out and we still do so on occasion. I'll never forget the time I had with these and I'm still so honored that you could let me do a small voice in Episode 5! Long Live the Auralnauts!

  • @Deathlygunn
    @Deathlygunn Před 9 lety +185

    Why don't you try to take the keys and see what happens?
    Violence happens

  • @jayszekely8774
    @jayszekely8774 Před 8 lety +1393

    I still to this day don't know how George Lucas did such a bad dub of this video.

    • @MythicSuns
      @MythicSuns Před 8 lety +161

      +Jay Szekely he made creepio sound like a confused butler >:(

    • @AudieHolland
      @AudieHolland Před 3 lety +28

      Most of the characters' facial expressions looked as if they didn't know the f**k they were saying.
      This version corrects that problem.

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 Před 2 lety +16

      And that part where the frogs fought the robots? Really took me out of the Space Hooters plotline

    • @YourCapybaraAmigo_17yrsago
      @YourCapybaraAmigo_17yrsago Před rokem +1

      Whatever you go don't watch the NuWars. I mean, if you haven't by now.

    • @antonquintus578
      @antonquintus578 Před rokem +5

      George had to re edit it to match his music because of CZcams copyright policies

  • @mazystarr
    @mazystarr Před rokem +4

    'Why don't you try to TAKE the keys, and see what happens......'
    '.......violence happens'

  • @davidbrady2225
    @davidbrady2225 Před měsícem +4

    "YOU'SA TOLD ME YOU'D BE THE DESIGNATED DRIVER, NOW ME'SA SCARED!" Never noticed that muffled line before lmao

  • @valmarsiglia
    @valmarsiglia Před 4 lety +730

    "Say sausage one more time!"
    "Sausage!"
    (1:47)

    • @strider4life696
      @strider4life696 Před 4 lety +51

      *Ignites lightsaber*

    • @TechNubian1
      @TechNubian1 Před 4 lety +2

      I've been a Star Wars fan since 1977. Look at The Rise Of Trump on my channel. It's a Star Wars parody.

    • @billt8504
      @billt8504 Před 3 lety +6

      @@TechNubian1 Post a link. Looking for channels is too much work. "Uncle Owen, this one has a bad motivator!"

    • @harrambou9468
      @harrambou9468 Před 3 lety +5

      Not that there’s anything wrong with a sausage festival!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @AliceShinya
      @AliceShinya Před 3 lety +2

      Had me in tears lmaooo

  • @Thebigman99100
    @Thebigman99100 Před 8 lety +958

    I've heard legends of a taco made entirely out of Dorito

    • @MayaTheOwl
      @MayaTheOwl Před 8 lety +4

      😂😂😂

    • @jayive34
      @jayive34 Před 6 lety +14

      The legends are true. You can find this Divine item at the Bell of Tacos.

    • @squiremuldoon5462
      @squiremuldoon5462 Před 6 lety +3

      we are so lucky, legends avail at a 24 hr drive thru.

    • @H2Obsession
      @H2Obsession Před 6 lety +7

      Remember this takes place A LONG TIME AGO. Dorito Tacos haven't been invented yet. They are seeing the future with their force power of clairvoyance.

    • @bobcatgaze
      @bobcatgaze Před 5 lety +4

      @@H2Obsession Time dilation dude... Weird shit happens when you go over the speed limit in outer spaaaaaaace.

  • @worldsgreatestdetective926
    @worldsgreatestdetective926 Před 3 lety +48

    Me: looks up random shit like this for years
    CZcams Algorithm 7 years later: hey.....would you like to see this?

  • @garbageboystinkman4159
    @garbageboystinkman4159 Před 4 lety +46

    I wouldn't be suprised if the maul dance scene was just Yoda, Mace Windu, or any other member of the council, just tripping balls while they waited for Qui Gon and Obi Wan to get back with the snacks.

  • @solar9368
    @solar9368 Před 8 lety +313

    "Doing buisness with a Jedi? I'd sooner hire Sand People to babysit my kids!"- Palpatine.

    • @loksormr8161
      @loksormr8161 Před 8 lety +10

      +Mark Sun (HighExplosives) DARTH SIDIOUS IS PALPATINE????

    • @snowy_6177
      @snowy_6177 Před 8 lety +1

      +Jessdyn Foster ;-;

    • @jedigirl6251
      @jedigirl6251 Před 8 lety +1

      +Jessdyn Foster yes😊

    • @invertMASA
      @invertMASA Před 8 lety +1

      +Mark Sun (HighExplosives) I read this right when he was saying it. haha

    • @christinawolfe5332
      @christinawolfe5332 Před 8 lety +16

      +Mark Sun (HighExplosives) "NO! That's a terrible idea!"

  • @squiblebobble
    @squiblebobble Před 7 lety +378

    yo I lost it when Darth maul crashed and the bot called space 911

  • @tonysee9170
    @tonysee9170 Před rokem +6

    "space 911" immediately followed by the stoned council scene was gold.
    >yes, a craving i have! for taquitos and cheese dip
    has me wheezing, even better the way the big head dude looks at yoda right after. then mace windu shakin his head
    it's so perfect man

  • @galaxy_boi9211
    @galaxy_boi9211 Před 4 lety +48

    "Every step step is a nightmare" "All I feel is pain" that me every single day

  • @erikgregory1115
    @erikgregory1115 Před 4 lety +2600

    “I’ve heard legends of a taco.... a taco made entirely out of dorito.”
    “If it exists... we will find it.”
    Mace Windu looking baked af

    • @acoolcat.
      @acoolcat. Před 4 lety +34

      Doritos tacos locos

    • @bricekrispees
      @bricekrispees Před 4 lety +28

      I can't touch the like button. It's at 420. perfect for a dorito taco related comment

    • @bryancubero1547
      @bryancubero1547 Před 4 lety +7

      @Rick O'Shay
      That's how the legends go.

    • @TechNubian1
      @TechNubian1 Před 4 lety +1

      @Rick O'Shay Trump turns to the dark side

    • @TechNubian1
      @TechNubian1 Před 4 lety

      Look at The Rise Of Trump on my channel. It's a Star Wars parody

  • @toplobster740
    @toplobster740 Před 7 lety +146

    ''SURPRISE BITCHES!!!'' Never gets old

  • @warhero23
    @warhero23 Před 3 lety +10

    And Dance of the Fates still slaps after 7 years

  • @pg9193
    @pg9193 Před 4 lety +33

    Palpatine: Maul...... *MAUL* snap out of it!
    this little one cracks me up cuz it really looks like he says that haha

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 Před 4 lety +8

      Yes, master. A business trip.

  • @zachlock4456
    @zachlock4456 Před 4 lety +641

    “We need gum fast”
    “You can’t beat a breathalyzer with gum. You’ve been drinking all night”

    • @maximultra
      @maximultra Před 3 lety +6

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mdtoolfan
      @mdtoolfan Před 3 lety +28

      “You’ve been drinking all night.” Easily the best line in the whole video.

    • @TheJoshLange
      @TheJoshLange Před 2 lety +6

      NIGHT

    • @stregadisalem732
      @stregadisalem732 Před rokem +3

      It matched perfectly with his mouth movement🤣

    • @MT-jt5uo
      @MT-jt5uo Před rokem

      One of my favorite lines from this and than when the bass comes on.

  • @blabswell3308
    @blabswell3308 Před 8 lety +230

    setting: middle of a desert
    "you told me there was a bar here"
    "yea my bad" lol that made me laugh so hard I could of sworn I was drunk lol

    • @Swarm509
      @Swarm509 Před 8 lety +9

      Brandan Boswell Best part of the series. They react perfectly.

    • @Mosixman
      @Mosixman Před 8 lety +4

      +Elliot Rodger back from the dead eh?

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis Před 8 lety +10

      That exchange destroys me, Panaka is delightful.

  • @mattiacannarella9334
    @mattiacannarella9334 Před 4 lety +73

    "What are midichorians?"
    "It's heroine."

  • @niaj4
    @niaj4 Před 3 lety +18

    "I'm sending regional manager Darth Maul" made me laugh so hard.

  • @commandervulkan
    @commandervulkan Před 8 lety +98

    Anyone else lose their shit laughing when C3PO was activated?

    • @kingkelevra4545
      @kingkelevra4545 Před 8 lety +6

      Every time!! :D

    • @poopboy3998
      @poopboy3998 Před 8 lety

      Twins!

    • @noremac53
      @noremac53 Před 8 lety

      +commandervulkan That is the only part of the video I watch anymore.

    • @mr.gentlezombie8709
      @mr.gentlezombie8709 Před 6 lety +3

      Only part you watch anymore? What about:
      "You told me there was a bar here."
      "Yeah, my bad."

  • @justincredible825
    @justincredible825 Před 8 lety +162

    "You told me there's a bar here..."
    "...Yeah, mah bad."
    Kills me every single time.

  • @BurnDoubt
    @BurnDoubt Před rokem +9

    After finishing the entire saga I'm here to say how perfect the main storyline is maintained, the characters are all believable and there is true continuity throughout the entire series.
    It was dope af

  • @TheDetonadoBR
    @TheDetonadoBR Před 4 lety +73

    WE HAVE THE HIGHEST MIDICHLORIANS COUNT WHICH MEANS YOU HAVE A LESSER AMOUNT HAHAHAHAHAHHAA

  • @Asidders
    @Asidders Před 7 lety +191

    I just love the line "Yeah my bad." It looks like he really said that.

  • @NathanielSheppard
    @NathanielSheppard Před 9 lety +184

    A much better movie.

  • @Axelovskji
    @Axelovskji Před 4 lety +25

    Creepio's awakening gets me every time lmfao

    • @maskedwalnut
      @maskedwalnut Před rokem +2

      Every step is a new nightmare!!!

    • @rennac3152
      @rennac3152 Před 4 měsíci

      @@maskedwalnut hazaaa, excelsior!

  • @johnsonbeans7069
    @johnsonbeans7069 Před 3 lety +12

    The DUI checkpoint and the “You can’t beat a breathalyzer with gum! We’ve been drinking all night” had me fucking crying laughing I just discovered these and am in love

  • @jeremiahdillard9201
    @jeremiahdillard9201 Před 8 lety +185

    "You promised me flesh!"

    • @Gilliganfrog
      @Gilliganfrog Před 8 lety +6

      +Jeremiah Dillard "WHAT OF OUR BARGAIN??" LoL!

  • @SirChubblesSteen
    @SirChubblesSteen Před 5 lety +236

    I love imagining how the end battle with Maul is just the most epic heroine fueled glow stick laser sword rave dance off ever witnessed

    • @R0s3mar1a
      @R0s3mar1a Před 5 měsíci +2

      most epic one thus far 😎

  • @maxwelldumont8168
    @maxwelldumont8168 Před 4 lety +17

    3:33 lmao "...violence happens"

  • @ZEOCMF
    @ZEOCMF Před rokem +25

    8:49 It took Gui Gon 9 years but he finally found it, for a limited time. 🌮

  • @AdventureArchives
    @AdventureArchives Před 6 lety +1134

    "Ooh, I've got wine coolers!"
    "Over here, baby!"
    "Ooh, I want a Zima!"
    "Make sure everybody has Zimas!"

    • @0mnicide
      @0mnicide Před 5 lety +32

      Yo ho ho and a bottle of ZIMA!!!

    • @piptaldrake8752
      @piptaldrake8752 Před 5 lety +8

      ZIMA BRAH

    • @thekiss2083
      @thekiss2083 Před 4 lety +19

      This video made me buy Zimas in the summer of 2017

    • @macrussell78
      @macrussell78 Před 4 lety +4

      @@0mnicide Seagulls are everywhere, biting and stinging my face!

    • @EC-ol8nz
      @EC-ol8nz Před 3 lety +1

      Perfect 90’s techno music and Zima 🤣👍

  • @b0gster
    @b0gster Před 9 lety +32

    -What are midichlorians?
    -It's heroin.
    Well, that cleared up a lot of questions.

  • @Pocketslowpoke
    @Pocketslowpoke Před 4 lety +52

    Palpatine: ''I'd sooner hire sand people to babysit my kids''
    Technically, he was right

  • @Mrclish5000
    @Mrclish5000 Před 4 lety +33

    Quite possibly the best cut of this movie. Ever

  • @maryannworkman1780
    @maryannworkman1780 Před 8 lety +933

    WHY DO YOU AWAKEN ME??? WITHOUT SKIN???

  • @darthsidious6753
    @darthsidious6753 Před 4 lety +250

    Darth Maul was truly the Sith Lord of the Dance.

    • @TechNubian1
      @TechNubian1 Před 4 lety +3

      I've been a Star Wars fan since 1977. Look at The Rise Of Trump on my channel. It's a Star Wars parody.

    • @david2869
      @david2869 Před rokem

      No matter what those idiots at work say

  • @arsenalarrow935
    @arsenalarrow935 Před 4 lety +44

    I can only imagine what they’re going to do with the red eyes for threepio in their Rise of Skywalker version 😂

  • @CemeteryGates17
    @CemeteryGates17 Před 21 dnem +3

    My friend gifted me this video in a smoke session, it's still a go-to 5 years later. Happy 25th anniversary to the source material!

  • @aidankeogh9994
    @aidankeogh9994 Před 7 lety +39

    "Ooh, I have an idea- how about we don't pay the bill? YOLO, bitches."
    *I love this series*

  • @plottwist3364
    @plottwist3364 Před 9 lety +35

    Maul crashing his bike is priceless xD

  • @ao8878
    @ao8878 Před 3 lety +14

    “We dance like Jedi, because were Jedi” 😂😭 i love this so much

  • @KaneRobot
    @KaneRobot Před 4 lety +2

    6:43 "Qui-Gon, you old piece of shit" will never not be legendary

  • @FDJUwe
    @FDJUwe Před 7 lety +143

    "What are midichlorians?"
    "It's heroin."
    LMFAO

  • @imAnF18nBiWinning
    @imAnF18nBiWinning Před 7 lety +96

    I still love the, "Thank you, magic trash can."

    • @jcvdmantas
      @jcvdmantas Před 4 lety +1

      God doesn't exist. You will cease to exist after death. I was feeling like popping your bubble.

    • @kioskclerk
      @kioskclerk Před 4 lety +5

      Sōsuke Aizen it’s nice that you have an opinion on religion. Now go watch anime and leave people alone troll

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile Před 4 lety

      She does the line in Natalie Portmans annoying fake British accent... 🇬🇧

  • @EC-ol8nz
    @EC-ol8nz Před 3 lety +4

    10:20 Make sure everybody has Zima’s 😄🤣👍

  • @infinitelybanta
    @infinitelybanta Před rokem +3

    This video is almost ten years old now! That’s terrifying to me.

  • @GeahkBurchill
    @GeahkBurchill Před 8 lety +49

    I really wished Maul had a German accent when he said "I will show the Jedi I am the Lord of the Dance."
    Would'a broken something laughing.

  • @DarthHellion2
    @DarthHellion2 Před 7 lety +177

    Some say Obi-Wan is still flipping his saber today

    • @DennisMoore664
      @DennisMoore664 Před 4 lety +7

      "Oo I have an idea - how about we DON'T pay the bill. YOLO, bitches!" - Young Obi Wan has maj tude!

    • @TechNubian1
      @TechNubian1 Před 4 lety

      I've been a Star Wars fan since 1977. Look at The Rise Of Trump on my channel. It's a Star Wars parody.

  • @jig6894
    @jig6894 Před 2 lety +4

    8:10 "space 911" had me dieing

  • @YaminoIte2
    @YaminoIte2 Před 3 lety +26

    "What are Midichlorians?"
    "Heroin."
    What I get from the song at the end is that the Jedi are better dancers than everybody else because they have more Midichlorians. Soooooo..... Takeaway is that they are better dancers because they are higher than everybody else?

  • @BudCharlesUnderVlogs
    @BudCharlesUnderVlogs Před 9 lety +46

    "Why don't you try to take the keys and see what happens?
    Violence happens."

    • @Dre-yd2xh
      @Dre-yd2xh Před 9 lety +3

      Bud Charles one of the funniest lines

    • @marcosrecio4062
      @marcosrecio4062 Před 8 lety +1

      Bud Charles haha the subtitles "Jar Jar being annoying"

    • @AdamHillikerLikesRobots
      @AdamHillikerLikesRobots Před 8 lety +2

      +Marcos Recio Holy shit I didn't even think there may be easter eggs in the captions! *rewatches entire series for the 500th time*

  • @JackBadassVevo
    @JackBadassVevo Před 4 lety +173

    10:08 that beat dropped harder than the bodies of the younlings in episode 3

  • @PingasMonkey3rdClass
    @PingasMonkey3rdClass Před 4 lety +55

    I've heard legends of a taco...
    Made entirely out of dorito..
    "If it exists, we will find it.."

  • @joe6167
    @joe6167 Před rokem +2

    awwww.... Ray Park is THE MAN! I think he took Star Wars more seriously than anyone else ;)
    And just remember: Ray Park developed such an advanced technique that he was actually HOLDING BACK in the film, because he was worried that he was SO badass, it would look fake!