Darkman (NES) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)

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    Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) episode 189: Darkman. Darkman is a 1990 kinda-superhero, total-revenge movie by Sam Raimi. It bridged the gap between his work on Evil Dead and Spiderman. The game was created by Ocean for the NES in 1991. It sucks.
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  • @JamesNintendoNerd
    @JamesNintendoNerd  Před 3 lety +1254

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  • @death_star4956
    @death_star4956 Před 3 lety +2028

    I wonder how the nerd came back from the death after his incident with the Shrek cult

    • @rikustorm13
      @rikustorm13 Před 3 lety +53

      Right?

    • @rikustorm13
      @rikustorm13 Před 3 lety +115

      Probably had to pray to Shrek every night and atone for his sins

    • @GoombaKiller171
      @GoombaKiller171 Před 3 lety +233

      Come on, everybody knows the Nerd can't die.
      He has died countless times in the past and yet he always comes back.
      Truly a legend.

    • @shadowleviathan
      @shadowleviathan Před 3 lety +47

      Shrek is love Shrek is Life

    • @arv584
      @arv584 Před 3 lety +8

      hearted!

  • @zacht.3432
    @zacht.3432 Před 3 lety +694

    It was this episode that reminded me that he is not even just the Angry Video Game nerd anymore... he's the Angry Video Game Dad.

    • @lozangekitten-gamer7626
      @lozangekitten-gamer7626 Před 3 lety +61

      Remember that he played some of the Mario Maker levels made by his children (not as the nerd of course XD)

    • @rudeboyjohn3483
      @rudeboyjohn3483 Před 3 lety +28

      It was the Dad jokes, wasn't it

    • @intheclear3492
      @intheclear3492 Před 3 lety +9

      In his 40s

    • @ErectedGasCan
      @ErectedGasCan Před 3 lety +7

      It's really a sign of how old i am now, jesus i was a fan back at season two!

    • @ExoticXOXO
      @ExoticXOXO Před 3 lety +3

      @WAXO THE FOOL 'MAN' ifested!

  • @yankeemania2345
    @yankeemania2345 Před 3 lety +579

    When the world needed him most, he never left.

  • @SuperWiiBros08
    @SuperWiiBros08 Před 3 lety +998

    The Nerd after being burned down alive inside of a big wooden Shrek statue: "I'm depressed"

    • @StookyDoo22
      @StookyDoo22 Před 3 lety +30

      That's fair

    • @franciscorocha9289
      @franciscorocha9289 Před 3 lety +22

      SUDDENLY
      PINEAPPLES

    • @blazer3756
      @blazer3756 Před 3 lety +12

      @@franciscorocha9289 This doesn’t help.

    • @alexaliennerd3990
      @alexaliennerd3990 Před 3 lety +29

      It makes you wonder, is the Nerd aware of the fact that he keeps dying in several episodes but keeps coming back because he is forever stuck in the purgatory of playing awful games?

    •  Před 3 lety +16

      @@alexaliennerd3990 or he lives in Scott The Woz universe, where death is but a disease

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks Před 3 lety +3282

    The only theme I never skip

  • @harrisnmusic
    @harrisnmusic Před 3 lety +3077

    I don’t know what it is, but this really felt like a classic episode.

  • @wittyag
    @wittyag Před 3 lety +143

    14:10, the rare character break. LOL

  • @detail___5387
    @detail___5387 Před 3 lety +262

    James still makes the nerd episodes with the same love and passion he did all those years ago. Honestly the most consistent entertainer on CZcams for quality content.

  • @GFCOLCQuote
    @GFCOLCQuote Před 3 lety +623

    I love the whole "There's no skit! THIS IS A NORMAL REVIEW!" part. That was amazing.

    • @lozangekitten-gamer7626
      @lozangekitten-gamer7626 Před 3 lety +7

      Made me laugh XD

    • @patrickdoyle2124
      @patrickdoyle2124 Před 3 lety +65

      I know making skits a fleshing out plot lines is fun, but sometimes skits can be a bit much to tolerate. I very much appreciate this joke.

    • @dalehadley3283
      @dalehadley3283 Před 3 lety +35

      Felt kinda bad for Dark RoboNerd Man though,he looked so upset

    • @DarthJoshReturns
      @DarthJoshReturns Před 3 lety +66

      Somewhere, Doug Walker felt attacked.

    • @tacotoosday42
      @tacotoosday42 Před 3 lety +26

      @@lozangekitten-gamer7626 Then he totally ends the video in a skit lol

  • @KineticKyle29
    @KineticKyle29 Před 3 lety +257

    0:34 “I’m sorry, no more lame jokes.”
    We all love the Nerd’s lame jokes.

    • @BigPixel0
      @BigPixel0 Před 3 lety +22

      He's becoming a dad. He's gotta come up with the dad jokes

    • @ramrodbldm9876
      @ramrodbldm9876 Před 25 dny

      Speak for yourself peewee herman

    • @ramrodbldm9876
      @ramrodbldm9876 Před 25 dny

      ​@@BigPixel0he's becoming a dad? Wow man ppl really don't know how to talk.

  • @andrewschwab1988
    @andrewschwab1988 Před 3 lety +111

    I genuinely lol'd when he said "So far, this game's not too ba..and now we're f*cked". The quick happy to angry transition. Classic AVGN.

    • @ThinkingProblem
      @ThinkingProblem Před 6 měsíci +3

      this whole episode truly was like a ANN era video (Angry Nintendo Nerd)

  • @LullabyeLaura
    @LullabyeLaura Před 2 lety +136

    This is what got me to watch Darkman. As soon as you said Raimi was involved I stopped watching this so that nothing would get spoiled and finished watching it after the movie. I'm glad I did, the cameo was fun!

    • @aegisraven1284
      @aegisraven1284 Před 2 lety +3

      Not much of a raimi fan are ya lol

    • @gunsharck
      @gunsharck Před 10 měsíci

      @@aegisraven1284Was gonna say! Lol

  • @alphabrother6823
    @alphabrother6823 Před 3 lety +440

    You know James is a father when he starts off the review with a bunch of Dad Jokes

    • @happyhdjdgxide6831
      @happyhdjdgxide6831 Před 3 lety +2

      Lol dad jokes

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 Před 3 lety +2

      I think he's been a dad for years now, not entirely sure how long though. Kid must be about 5 in order to understand how to operate a game machine fluently enough to make Mario Maker levels though, even if they need a bit of help.

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario Před 3 lety +4880

    The DARKEST AVGN episode, he is drinking natural light 🤢🤢🤢

    • @imthethriller
      @imthethriller Před 3 lety +134

      At least it's not Steel Reserve 🤮🤮🤮

    • @Nirakolov
      @Nirakolov Před 3 lety +7

      I hear some people call it shivambu

    • @ActuallyZee
      @ActuallyZee Před 3 lety +11

      its the worse

    • @SAM-ru4vx
      @SAM-ru4vx Před 3 lety +27

      Could be worse like old english or mickeys

    • @13Gangland
      @13Gangland Před 3 lety +32

      @@imthethriller Old English, King Cobra, Mickeys, 211, Icehouse, Busch....
      Literally the bottom of the barrel beers

  • @EinoRapids
    @EinoRapids Před 3 lety +375

    The best, most re-watchable and bingeable series on CZcams and beyond.

    • @emptywindexbottle97
      @emptywindexbottle97 Před 3 lety +8

      I would say the most re-watchable series ever

    • @SnarkyRC
      @SnarkyRC Před 2 lety +3

      Maybe a close second to JonTron

    • @robertwildschwein7207
      @robertwildschwein7207 Před 2 lety +6

      I re-binge AVGN a lot!

    • @hankikolehmainen702
      @hankikolehmainen702 Před rokem +3

      @@robertwildschwein7207 I used to watch AVGN over and over again until I could speak the lines of almost every episodes by myself. Truly a great show but that might have been a real problem.

    • @luigi7781
      @luigi7781 Před rokem

      @@SnarkyRC nah nothing beats the nerd

  • @robrick9361
    @robrick9361 Před 3 lety +146

    James is proof that sunlight makes you age faster.
    Just play games in your basement and you'll look 20 for 20 years.

  • @WrestlingColin
    @WrestlingColin Před 3 lety +431

    "Have you ever touched a clown in real life?" I had to think about that for a second.

    • @PetProjects2011
      @PetProjects2011 Před 3 lety +38

      I'm fairly certain you're not supposed to touch a clown, much like you're not supposed to touch a pole dancer.

    • @dullknifefactory
      @dullknifefactory Před 3 lety +23

      They feel...weird
      Maybe it's the clothes..if those are their clothes and not their skin

    • @docbones213
      @docbones213 Před 3 lety +4

      Not hardly.

    • @Fedekpc
      @Fedekpc Před 3 lety +1

      @@dullknifefactory Maybe they are aliens from outer space.

    • @javxion6576
      @javxion6576 Před 3 lety +2

      @@PetProjects2011 love the comparation

  • @ThePhoenix1255
    @ThePhoenix1255 Před 3 lety +521

    I really like these avgn videos that are really simple. A man, a game, and a couch.

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 Před 3 lety +16

      Amen

    • @WesMan213
      @WesMan213 Před 3 lety +8

      True

    • @baccy81
      @baccy81 Před 3 lety +8

      Agree, my favourite is Winter Games, believe it or not

    • @AchlysYT
      @AchlysYT Před 3 lety +7

      Should be the title of his autobiography tbh

    • @nickwilliams6621
      @nickwilliams6621 Před 3 lety +2

      @@baccy81 Winter Games is hilarious LOL. I whole-heartedly believe it, because it too is one of my favs aswell!

  • @mrgreatbigmoose
    @mrgreatbigmoose Před 3 lety +104

    Robocop 2, The Return of Clarence Boddicker? I'd buy that for a dollar!

  • @Fant
    @Fant Před 3 lety +303

    James has become such a dad he's even doing dad jokes so naturally

  • @FreakDaMIghet
    @FreakDaMIghet Před 3 lety +1726

    "Hey, honey, can you take the girls out for a few hours? I gotta record a new Nerd episode and I don't want them hearing me scream obscenities all day."

    • @rakseiify
      @rakseiify Před 3 lety +94

      Hey honey, I know I can't call you that anymore but, anyway, how are the girls?...I was remembering when we recorded the Nerd episodes all together but me screaming obscenities all day made you take me out of the house forever... what? you don't want me calling again?, Ok gotta record Darkman...call you back later.

    • @deoxtroy802
      @deoxtroy802 Před 3 lety +47

      @@rakseiify jeebus man

    • @stivaoblonskystan
      @stivaoblonskystan Před 3 lety +145

      @@rakseiify Thats dark, man.

    • @greenbanana1001
      @greenbanana1001 Před 3 lety +11

      That must be the best life

    • @sebastianriz4703
      @sebastianriz4703 Před 3 lety +23

      @@rakseiify You okay, man?

  • @rimanova5441
    @rimanova5441 Před 3 lety +1800

    I hope this guy never dies. We need him to stay alive for generations to come.

    • @agudgorl
      @agudgorl Před 3 lety +141

      the only way we can do that is to upload his consciousness into a computer and give him a virtual environment on an isolated hard drive filled with emulators and game roms/isos

    • @wheeliekidbp
      @wheeliekidbp Před 3 lety +70

      He did talk about this in an episode. Where his nerd herd of nerdimators take over the world.

    • @princeragu1857
      @princeragu1857 Před 3 lety +27

      nerd lives forever!

    • @danielperez143
      @danielperez143 Před 3 lety +56

      Let's be honest, at the rate he's "ageing" he's practically immortal.

    • @wowpowmasterfujew1956
      @wowpowmasterfujew1956 Před 3 lety +24

      i know this weird to say but he really doesn't know how much he means to us.

  • @vixwashere7811
    @vixwashere7811 Před 3 lety +59

    I haven't watched a nerd video in a few months, but let me tell you, the sheer amount of cursing brought back to the nerd brought a huge smile to my face.

  • @Thecoolguy463
    @Thecoolguy463 Před 3 lety +57

    “Sometimes I win, sometimes I don’t. With no clear rhyme or reason” ...ahh story of my life James.

  • @T0asty-
    @T0asty- Před 3 lety +562

    RIP James' friend who died of classic clown death.
    So many don't know the pain.

    • @brobunni
      @brobunni Před 3 lety +11

      13:50
      For context

    • @FizzleFX
      @FizzleFX Před 3 lety +1

      @@brobunni we all saw it twice already.

    • @FizzleFX
      @FizzleFX Před 3 lety

      Btw it's Pennywise
      Clown in sours...m c'mon

    • @LOVEinThisUsername
      @LOVEinThisUsername Před 3 lety

      Clowns are real, clowns are evil, clowns are from outer space, clowns are contagious and deadly, clowns are no joke.

    • @manuscript2897
      @manuscript2897 Před 3 lety

      @@FizzleFX nope

  • @DrScrobo
    @DrScrobo Před 3 lety +446

    It hit me hard that I've been watching the Nerd for 14 years.
    Quality entertainment for 14 years and I can still marathon it all without disappointment.

    • @el.vende.hummus
      @el.vende.hummus Před 3 lety +5

      Same. I just love this guy and his content. Hes the one

    • @penguinisnotracist8440
      @penguinisnotracist8440 Před 3 lety +4

      Going into year 4 now . Still going strong and yes I already watched all AVGN video from the past 14 years.

    • @zachmarkham84
      @zachmarkham84 Před 3 lety +2

      Same.

    • @at0micwerew0lf
      @at0micwerew0lf Před 3 lety +2

      Never thought about it till I saw your post...but it's been 11 years for me.

    • @herbert42069
      @herbert42069 Před 3 měsíci

      14 now​@@at0micwerew0lf

  • @capnsycamore2060
    @capnsycamore2060 Před 2 lety +50

    14:13 i love how james just breaks out the character and starts laughing, makes my day!

  • @teranceperaza2516
    @teranceperaza2516 Před 3 lety +38

    My favorite line ever "Makes me want to get a Tabasco enema"🤣🤣

  • @timmyb8353
    @timmyb8353 Před 3 lety +2789

    So AVGN lost his Rolling Rock money and is switching to Natty. Quarantine truly has hit us all.

    • @randomteen678
      @randomteen678 Před 3 lety +108

      I hope this is temporary and not permanent.

    • @vikingman4614
      @vikingman4614 Před 3 lety +17

      Theres both natural ice and natural light

    • @ChaosBahamut
      @ChaosBahamut Před 3 lety +52

      @@randomteen678 It was probably just for the pun.

    • @Xerion404
      @Xerion404 Před 3 lety +31

      I read that as "Rick Rolling" money 😂

    • @ChaseMC215
      @ChaseMC215 Před 3 lety +11

      He did drink different types of beer

  • @bonarclay6757
    @bonarclay6757 Před 3 lety +311

    This feels like a classic AVGN ep I love it.

  • @macdaddymario
    @macdaddymario Před 3 lety +149

    I love that this just screamed "OG Nerd."!!! Screaming at the skit to get tf out. The lack of crazy cuts... THIS. This is the nerd.

  • @TheWisestWizards
    @TheWisestWizards Před 3 lety +69

    The Darkman movie is criminally underrated.

    • @420jamamaw
      @420jamamaw Před 3 lety +9

      Is honestly a great flick

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Před 2 lety

      I watched it when i was like 10. I should revisit it

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 Před rokem +2

      If the movie is criminally underrated, then the game is just criminal.

  • @StriderStryker
    @StriderStryker Před 3 lety +383

    AVGN: *picks up Natural Light*
    Rolling Rock: *slowly cries*

    • @perfectlyslicedegg3348
      @perfectlyslicedegg3348 Před 3 lety +32

      Rolling Rock....on the Rolling Rocker!!!

    • @brobunni
      @brobunni Před 3 lety +2

      He's changed...

    • @Leamax33
      @Leamax33 Před 3 lety +3

      Rolling Rock: I thought what we had was special!

    • @zyzzy-ko4ww
      @zyzzy-ko4ww Před 3 lety

      @@Leamax33 It IS special, but he's doing something different for variety this time.

  • @italokauan1873
    @italokauan1873 Před 3 lety +1955

    James really hititing the "Dad jokes" phase on Fatherhood

  • @HammerGalladeBro
    @HammerGalladeBro Před 3 lety +49

    I love how the Nerd is essentially telling himself to f off when Robo Darkman Nerd appeared.

  • @CricketStyleJ
    @CricketStyleJ Před 3 lety +52

    Wow, 17 years...James has given us a lot of laughs in that time. And hopefully there are many more to come.

  • @danny1884
    @danny1884 Před 3 lety +492

    Imagine being so nerdy you get called a nerd by The Nerd.

    • @Siska0Robert
      @Siska0Robert Před 3 lety +15

      some dorks :D

    • @ZenShroud1
      @ZenShroud1 Před 3 lety +11

      It's Justin Silverman, man. He is way nerdier than the Nerd.

    • @redheadedanimations9368
      @redheadedanimations9368 Před 3 lety +1

      @@thatnintendofan2948 If only I could be called a nerd by The F'ing Nerd!

    • @redheadedanimations9368
      @redheadedanimations9368 Před 3 lety

      @Ben Dover Sorry, but I don't have an Amiga

    • @KevyB.
      @KevyB. Před 3 lety

      Whoever made that chart really needs a f*ckin life!

  • @Link_HeroofHyrule
    @Link_HeroofHyrule Před 3 lety +656

    The Nerd not being able to keep a straight face when telling the clown story is hilarious

    • @coalcreekdefense8106
      @coalcreekdefense8106 Před 3 lety +62

      I love the parts where he's in character and cracks up, and leaves the take in the episode. It just seems like James is having so much fun.

    • @randomgamerdude98
      @randomgamerdude98 Před 3 lety +5

      What are some other episodes where he breaks character??

    • @akeyrtainment8507
      @akeyrtainment8507 Před 3 lety +12

      @@randomgamerdude98 at the end of "jekyll & hyde" episode 2

    • @TheDJGrandPa
      @TheDJGrandPa Před 3 lety +15

      @@randomgamerdude98 The Toxic Avenger one constantly ^^

    • @JeffZ1028
      @JeffZ1028 Před 3 lety +11

      @@TheDJGrandPa Right lol or any episode where he has a guest really.

  • @cejaprime
    @cejaprime Před 3 lety +15

    “Some dorks online”
    Justin’s post gets highlighted 😂 😂

  • @LosZavion
    @LosZavion Před 3 lety +22

    So much emotion when he told him to get back in the corner. My sides flew into orbit.

  • @Dan_the_car_man
    @Dan_the_car_man Před 3 lety +566

    “Some dorks online even did the math” shows a picture of Justin 😂😂😂

  • @phatmartyplays332
    @phatmartyplays332 Před 3 lety +667

    17 years and the nerd is still going strong

    • @shikiyama
      @shikiyama Před 3 lety +34

      hasnt lost much entertainment value either which is pretty great

    • @AHorseThatIsARadish
      @AHorseThatIsARadish Před 3 lety +8

      True

    • @Makaronishamen123
      @Makaronishamen123 Před 3 lety +8

      Older then me

    • @Uhohareyouokay
      @Uhohareyouokay Před 3 lety +4

      He is my childhood lol

    • @ZenShroud1
      @ZenShroud1 Před 3 lety +12

      @@Makaronishamen123 Wow. I used to complain about people born after South Park came out. This is a new low. I have never felt older.

  • @Kenshin6321
    @Kenshin6321 Před 3 lety +25

    Can someone explain to me how the AVGN has been on CZcams forever and yet his videos are just as great and addicting as his original videos? I just love this guy!

  • @dragon091327
    @dragon091327 Před 3 lety +30

    I didn’t know the original game nerd reviews were originally recorded on a vhs

    • @macaryl95
      @macaryl95 Před 3 lety +8

      Same, I only knew they weren't on YT originally.

    • @nemakanezer9638
      @nemakanezer9638 Před 3 lety +1

      Ikr I thought he was only on yt

  • @marchingham
    @marchingham Před 3 lety +183

    "This is just a regular episode! There's no skits or anything!!" I laughed soooooo hard! I think we all grew up watching James as the nerd and that's just magical.

    • @Dartanyoogles
      @Dartanyoogles Před 3 lety +11

      I just came here to say the same thing!!! Lol. As a whole this was one of his funniest episodes in awhile, and it made me immensely happy!

  • @Theffs-handle
    @Theffs-handle Před 3 lety +389

    It’s feels great hearing that theme song again.

  • @mikesullivan108
    @mikesullivan108 Před 3 lety +9

    As I was watching this and listened to you say you were old, I turned tomy wife and told her I've been watching you since I was 17. Now I am 32. James thank you for being such a big part of my journey!

  • @deetomm7773
    @deetomm7773 Před 2 lety +2

    8:57 When your child gets out from the corner after misbehaving and you're just too angry

  • @marko_1marko
    @marko_1marko Před 3 lety +109

    I grew up watching AVGN videos. When he is done with bad old games, he can move on and review new bad games. He can't run out of games. Which means, I will watch AVGN even when we both become grandpas.

    • @tedjomuljono3052
      @tedjomuljono3052 Před 3 lety +16

      By the time avgn had to review bad PS3 games it would be his children doing it

    • @nbHawkeye
      @nbHawkeye Před 3 lety +3

      That actually sounds really nice.

    • @tortron
      @tortron Před 3 lety +11

      Avgn 2077 cyperpunked special

    • @steelers0398
      @steelers0398 Před 3 lety +1

      AVGN Balan Wonderland episode in 2099?

    • @thewolfofwallstreet627
      @thewolfofwallstreet627 Před 3 lety

      @@tedjomuljono3052 Assuming youtube still even exists the way it does now that is.

  • @lyndonfr
    @lyndonfr Před 3 lety +357

    This episode feels like a classic nerd episode. It's almost as if the "new" nerd was killed off in the Shrek episode and now we're back to classic episodes, complete with original theme song.

    • @edhc44
      @edhc44 Před 3 lety +36

      Haven't you watched his Bartman Meets The Radioactive Man episode? He was already coming back to form, that one has an even bigger "classic AVGN" feel than this

    • @isetmfriendsofire
      @isetmfriendsofire Před 3 lety +25

      I completely agree. He sounds so energetic.

    • @jasonjoseph6497
      @jasonjoseph6497 Před 3 lety +34

      This episode has renewed my faith in the nerd. I haven't enjoyed an episode in a while. This did feel like a classic episode

    • @lifeincolour09
      @lifeincolour09 Před 3 lety +3

      @@edhc44 I liked this one better.

    • @alexkerry7631
      @alexkerry7631 Před 3 lety +27

      I imagine it's because he might of actually written this one. Heard he hasn't been writing episodes in a while

  • @game84cube
    @game84cube Před 3 lety +17

    Dude, I think Sam Raimi would be a huge fan of your work in terms of practical effects

  • @joehoule1204
    @joehoule1204 Před 3 lety +35

    I know you use to fill the rolling rocks up with water in the old episodes but now your literally switching to water 😂

  • @caxtilteca
    @caxtilteca Před 3 lety +157

    watching the angry nerd is like watching Saturday morning cartoons with a bowl of cereal

    • @MisterE80
      @MisterE80 Před 3 lety +6

      I really miss those days!

    • @RetroGameNova
      @RetroGameNova Před 3 lety +2

      agreed

    • @shadowside1994
      @shadowside1994 Před 3 lety +8

      Thats why I grabbed a bowl of apple jacks when i clicked the video

    • @josten8044
      @josten8044 Před 3 lety +3

      Same, I don't know the words to describe it but I think it has something to do with the pacing the episodes are released. When I see a new nerd video, I just have to grab a snack because it us just such a treat to watch these

    • @seamusquain2706
      @seamusquain2706 Před 3 lety

      One your parent's will not let you watch, but you did anyway in secret.

  • @IsaacRussell707
    @IsaacRussell707 Před 3 lety +223

    14:05 “My friend went up to the clown and hugged him. He died right on the spot.” This made me laugh *way* too much! 😂

    • @Chowder_T
      @Chowder_T Před 3 lety +33

      I absolutely lost when he broke character to laugh.

    • @CinemageddonReviews
      @CinemageddonReviews Před 3 lety +7

      @@Chowder_T he accidentally pulled a JonTron there.

    • @nessamillikan6247
      @nessamillikan6247 Před 3 lety +3

      @ u r
      Just follow the golden rule: “Never touch the clowns. Let the clowns touch you.”

    • @tylerkovalskas9780
      @tylerkovalskas9780 Před 3 lety +2

      why don't people eat clowns?...
      they taste funny!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @CoolSs
    @CoolSs Před 3 lety +12

    19:45 thanks nerd . you shouldn't 😭♥

  • @mluminoth6379
    @mluminoth6379 Před 3 lety +103

    James is trying real hard to stay like the old nerd we know and love and it's still kind of working.

    • @Welsh7133
      @Welsh7133 Před 3 lety +17

      I like the new nerd too, he’s just a likable character

    • @julianblake8385
      @julianblake8385 Před rokem +3

      That sounds so passive-aggressive, sweetheart.

  • @TheTWexperience
    @TheTWexperience Před 3 lety +243

    It's so weird that this guy has aged alongside me. James you are a pure soul and a CZcams OG

    • @ZenShroud1
      @ZenShroud1 Před 3 lety +7

      Love it. Evolving alongside our entertainment is pretty awesome.
      Not sure I worded that right. The drinks have started so who knows lol.

    • @popeyedoyle6360
      @popeyedoyle6360 Před 3 lety +7

      Do you have sometime to hear about expressvpn?

    • @ezrahmolina
      @ezrahmolina Před 3 lety +4

      @@popeyedoyle6360 yes sure id love to hear it

    • @Morbutt
      @Morbutt Před 3 lety +2

      It's only hard to believe it's been so long because so little has changed. I think we all appreciate it that way!

    • @jerelminter
      @jerelminter Před 3 lety

      Why do you guys act like James isn't a human being ? Being a famous CZcams celebrity does not exempt you from aging.

  • @ChaosTheory9
    @ChaosTheory9 Před 3 lety +477

    If CZcams ever gives out a lifetime achievement award...it goes to AVGN hands down. Always great content, never any controversy, he always entertains us and has consistently for 17 years. Everyone knows who he is. You can’t hate this dude!

    • @applejuice1746
      @applejuice1746 Před 3 lety +18

      Yes that is a fact that you cannot deny.

    • @realDrunyrun
      @realDrunyrun Před 3 lety +8

      Ghostbusters 2016

    • @pillowcasecorner7519
      @pillowcasecorner7519 Před 3 lety +44

      @@realDrunyrun I heard he just ignored that and it never became anything

    • @HisVirusness
      @HisVirusness Před 3 lety +40

      @@realDrunyrun They tried to build a controversy, but it went nowhere.

    • @dorkfish1275
      @dorkfish1275 Před 3 lety +49

      so through chad energy he destroyed controversy by doing absolutely nothing

  • @entr3_nou5
    @entr3_nou5 Před 3 lety +19

    That intro made me realize that we’ve pretty much only seen James’s basement in AVGN (I think we see his house in Board James?)
    It’s kinda hard to remember that the Nerd doesn’t just... live in a rental store with a couch and TV.

  • @bearjam5372
    @bearjam5372 Před 3 lety +13

    4:30 I think about weird time stuff like that all the time. For example World War Two was 40 years before the 1980’s and the 1980’s are now 40 years old.

  • @Daikaiju-dc5mt
    @Daikaiju-dc5mt Před 3 lety +340

    Seeing James break character and laughing after telling his Clown story with a straight face might be one of the most hilarious things I have ever seen.

    • @Jeansowaty
      @Jeansowaty Před 3 lety +12

      He started doing it quite a few times recently, seems like it's another running joke he does.

    • @MrTheil
      @MrTheil Před 3 lety +5

      14:12

    • @c.d.ruppert9560
      @c.d.ruppert9560 Před 3 lety +5

      Completely out of character, though. Every AVGN these days feels more like a 'making of' or 'behind the scenes' than an actual episode.

    • @masteroflight7296
      @masteroflight7296 Před 3 lety +1

      @@c.d.ruppert9560 ya. in the past AVGN hardly acknowledged that he was on the internet,
      In this episode he completely broke the fourth wall by saying “this is a normal review, no skits”
      Completely changing what AVGN originally was

    • @somebody7270
      @somebody7270 Před 3 lety +3

      Ya I was cracking up too. One of my favorite parts of the episode.

  • @ScooterTheMightyMinion
    @ScooterTheMightyMinion Před 3 lety +165

    I'm always so happy to see The Nerd using the Nintoaster.

    • @vhsninjaccoon7705
      @vhsninjaccoon7705 Před 3 lety

      I play on a toaster, frames per second is like a one-million-year frames per second but it's okay, still playable

  • @GlucoseFilms
    @GlucoseFilms Před 3 lety +9

    I love how ever since James became a father a lot of dad jokes are now in AVGN episodes

  • @newman-tornado1007
    @newman-tornado1007 Před 3 lety +6

    5:30 "nice touch!".I see what you did there.

  • @Benloehr
    @Benloehr Před 3 lety +63

    Theory: Their is a multiverse of AVGNS out there. The one from the Shrek ep was our main universe’s AVGN and he has died. Now we are watching another AVGN from another universe. This AVGN kept the classic episode style for all these years. Also CZcams didn’t demonetize him for his language because CZcams never put those policies in place.

    • @emperorfaiz
      @emperorfaiz Před 3 lety +15

      Based from his Bearstein/stain video, the multiverse exists.

    • @barrygormley3986
      @barrygormley3986 Před 3 lety +16

      Nah, the AVGN who died in the Shrek episode is the one from the Berenstein universe.

    • @Benloehr
      @Benloehr Před 3 lety +4

      @@barrygormley3986 I like that idea

    • @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785
      @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 Před 3 lety +4

      This entire theory should be put into a future AGVN video...oh wait, but it already was....in the past. Maybe this comment thread is how it all got started? Okay....who's breaking the time travel laws and creating paradoxes?

    • @citcoin-official2681
      @citcoin-official2681 Před 3 lety +1

      You poor fool. You've seen too much.

  • @travosk8668
    @travosk8668 Před 3 lety +322

    I love how the nerd went from being an angry bro to being your angry uncle

  • @UndertaleFan-cx2mc
    @UndertaleFan-cx2mc Před 3 lety +1

    14:12 It's so rare to hear James laugh as Nerd, that you probably smile every time he does.

  • @ghostfacekiller45
    @ghostfacekiller45 Před 3 lety +3

    8:53 best part of the episode. Thank you james for returning to your roots.

  • @dratelectasis
    @dratelectasis Před 3 lety +345

    You’re not the only old one. You just reminded us how old we all are

    • @opogen8299
      @opogen8299 Před 3 lety +16

      I just thought the other day about how Gangam Style is almost a decade old. It keeps me up at night.

    • @marcleach6167
      @marcleach6167 Před 3 lety +6

      @@opogen8299 it’s a decade since that song
      Well thanks now I’m going to stay up at night

    • @afroviewer11
      @afroviewer11 Před 3 lety +6

      I’ve been watching him since 7th grade I’m turning 25 in may

    • @GrimmShadowsII
      @GrimmShadowsII Před 3 lety +7

      @@afroviewer11 ah to be that young. I'm the same age or a year younger then James

    • @aretnap3653
      @aretnap3653 Před 3 lety +2

      1981.
      Tiger-Heli *LOOPS FOREVER!*
      Try That Game "Nerd"!

  • @KrimsonKracker
    @KrimsonKracker Před 3 lety +739

    Fun fact: Every time James does a new Nerd episode, he de-ages 15 years...

  • @JT_Soul_Tha_God
    @JT_Soul_Tha_God Před 3 lety +6

    "Went to hug him...he died" LOL

    • @toainsully
      @toainsully Před 3 lety

      If it was "Went to hug her," then it would've been a different story

  • @cowboyredux9081
    @cowboyredux9081 Před 3 lety

    I've actually been waiting for this review for 13 years. I sent a message while I was still in high school pleading for him to review this game, and offering my copy on the grounds that it be irreparably destroyed at the conclusion.
    I never got a reply, but I'm immensely pleased that it finally found it's way to the AVGN catalogue.
    This really brings back memories. Memories from a time when youtube was the wild west and I didn't have a care in the world. We live in some rough times, and it's nice to have something to take us back to the past. Thanks for over a decade and a half of catharsis and laughs, James. You're a childhood hero in my book.

  • @dsg2v
    @dsg2v Před 3 lety +194

    The dad puns.....he has evolved into angry video game dad

    • @josemolinanavarro5741
      @josemolinanavarro5741 Před 3 lety +9

      Next vid will star his two daughters. LOL

    • @Brew78
      @Brew78 Před 3 lety +4

      Came here to comment on the increasing dadness.

    • @BusterWolf87
      @BusterWolf87 Před 3 lety +8

      I bet a lot of the people watching have become dads along the way too.

    • @walperinus
      @walperinus Před 3 lety

      eventualy the daughter wil be old enought for a boyfriend... you know the thing where the boy meets her dad as he just happens to be cleaning a shotgun? well same idea whit the nerd cleaning a nintendo zapper

    • @slyfox2022
      @slyfox2022 Před 3 lety

      @Dr. Nick not me, my pull out game is 💪💪

  • @mememaster689
    @mememaster689 Před 3 lety +172

    "I like it dark, man! Darkman. " - AVGN, 2021

    • @Nick-qf7vt
      @Nick-qf7vt Před 3 lety +1

      AVGN jungle fever confirmed?!

  • @lucasfrench1841
    @lucasfrench1841 Před 3 lety +6

    "Its not easy, Fu***r keeps moving all the time" LOL

  • @Gandalf914
    @Gandalf914 Před 3 lety

    I like how the Nerd still includes clips from 15 years ago in his intro. Many YTers with far less clout forget where they came from. Thanks for the laughs AVGN. I've been watching your videos since 2007.

  • @BigK13372
    @BigK13372 Před 3 lety +426

    42 seconds in and James is officially a dad after that barrage of puns.

    • @GAMEPRODELTA
      @GAMEPRODELTA Před 3 lety +23

      He's had several years of practice now, he's a father of two in real life.

    • @notthebees8778
      @notthebees8778 Před 3 lety +7

      I mean he has a daughter and wife

    • @sir_nut
      @sir_nut Před 3 lety +7

      2 daughters

    • @nessamillikan6247
      @nessamillikan6247 Před 3 lety

      I swore that he also has a son, no?

    • @sir_nut
      @sir_nut Před 3 lety

      @@nessamillikan6247 no i went to wikipedia to make sure he only has 2 daughters a 8-7 years old and a 3 year old

  • @matalik
    @matalik Před 3 lety +444

    now THAT is a classic AVGN episode. Well done gentlemen.

    • @nathanielholzgrafe5274
      @nathanielholzgrafe5274 Před 3 lety +39

      It felt like old times. Best episode in a long while.

    • @sulthanf
      @sulthanf Před 3 lety +25

      YES EXACTLY, it has been missing that feeling for a while now. Glad it's back

    • @blaynestaleypro
      @blaynestaleypro Před 3 lety +15

      Seriously. It has some genuinely funny sarcastic humor.

    • @SumDumGy
      @SumDumGy Před 3 lety +2

      Krazinesz, either I missed it or my tastes have changed. I just don’t enjoy these anymore.

    • @nathanielholzgrafe5274
      @nathanielholzgrafe5274 Před 3 lety +11

      @@SumDumGy I have been feeling the same. A lot of the magic is gone, but this episode felt like oldschool ANGRY more than the past year's worth of episodes.

  • @DingoOverlord
    @DingoOverlord Před 3 lety +10

    9:25 Hey now, real men cry. Remember, guys, it’s okay to show emotion, no matter who you are! ❤️

  • @isyourshitfixed
    @isyourshitfixed Před 3 lety +5

    That ending!!! Love that scene!
    "Get lost pal" "scram" 🤣🤣😂

  • @toadboydude5015
    @toadboydude5015 Před 3 lety +558

    I've never had to ask myself if I've ever touched a clown in real life.

  • @jooch_exe
    @jooch_exe Před 3 lety +121

    "Robocop II: The return of Clarence Boddicker", i didn't realize i want that.

    • @TheAzureNightmare
      @TheAzureNightmare Před 3 lety +4

      Or Terminator vs Robocop Gaiden: Murphy the T1000?

    • @GlitchManOmega
      @GlitchManOmega Před 3 lety +9

      No joke, we could've had RoBoddicker instead of RoboCain.

    • @facundocerutti1818
      @facundocerutti1818 Před 3 lety

      @@TheAzureNightmare Ooi9píkk666666660 7ki777k7ku9kiukki7k77ki777k7ku9kiu por km na ķ d a ver a la chica del teléfono y la policía y la prensa y consigan la dirección del bar en este sitio donde están todos en casa o no es así que les dan una buena paliza al al tipo del que está en casa en la escuela o algo en casa y la policía de nueva Jersey está bien ahora y consigan una cosa que pueda ayudarnos con la vida y si se va en casa o algo en este momento de su historia es el mismo nombre en casa que nos encontramos aquí para hablar sobre esto ahora que no funca por qué está en casa y está bien con el resto y consigan una foto con él ahora que no lo hizo con un arma y si él lo hizo y la gente me lo probé y si lo hiciera no me habría hecho esto en casa de su hermano de mi padre por mi hijo en casa de su esposa de mi hija de un mes o algo más y no lo hagas en el tiempo libre en casa o con tu padre en la cama o no lo hará ý o te vas o algo te vas o qué haces en el bar y consigan algo para que me vaya en la televisión de su oficina en casa y la casa o no la policía y te lo voy diciendo en casa o algo sobre la vida en casa y te sientas bien y consigan algo para comer en la escuela o no en el bar y en casa y no me dejes entrar y te voy de regreso en la noche siguiente de su muerte por la policía en casa o en casa o en casa y te sientas mejor ahora y después me iré de su oficina en la oficina y la gente me verá a mi misma mañana a casa de mi hija en casa o algo parecido al de su madre de mi vida que es el amor y consigan el trabajo que no es para mi padre que me ha llamado de su padre para ver cómo es mi hija 0en 00 minutos K909999990 en casa 0 horas después U9u9uuuuuuuuuu99ii99iiii y 9999y en casa y 88u8u99888888888888uuuuuu788u8u99888888888888uuuuuu 66y70y779u

    • @c.glazercrush3994
      @c.glazercrush3994 Před 3 lety

      Always thought the bad guy in this movie, could of played a father to vandam in a 90s movie back then.

    • @girlgarde
      @girlgarde Před 3 lety +2

      I wouldn't have minded a movie like that as Boddicker made a excellent villain and a worthy foe for Robocop to fight.

  • @douglassandoval1242
    @douglassandoval1242 Před 3 lety +43

    17 years, and still Fresh as the times in Game Trailers

  • @Northwite
    @Northwite Před 3 lety +7

    Big respect to James for being an OG CZcamsr still around and still being great despite the nonsense that Susan puts everyone through.

  • @brycec9344
    @brycec9344 Před 3 lety +85

    This episode felt like a total throw back to the olden days. Felt like classic nerd. How Ive missed it.

  • @Mike649foxx
    @Mike649foxx Před 3 lety +326

    You’re only 40 James, that’s not old at all. Get back to us when you’re 60.

    • @MisterCasket
      @MisterCasket Před 3 lety +52

      Maybe by that time he'll review Cyberpunk..

    • @kendonl.taylor5111
      @kendonl.taylor5111 Před 3 lety +13

      Jame's 40? my how time flies.

    • @xm_heecka.laddder.job_mx5962
      @xm_heecka.laddder.job_mx5962 Před 3 lety +8

      - 40's - is still - 30's - ... i say the most badass age for a person - bith men and women - is in their 40's

    • @braydenleaderofthetirkins1143
      @braydenleaderofthetirkins1143 Před 3 lety +1

      @Necramonium Well, the chances of your offspring getting down syndrome at that age is nearly 100%. Starting at 35, the percentage goes up. It is not the best idea to birth a child around that age, as other issues could arise. Adoption is always an option, though.

    • @SmolHatLogan
      @SmolHatLogan Před 3 lety +7

      @@braydenleaderofthetirkins1143 it's 6% at 40 with a continuing positive correlation.

  • @ChildrenShowArchive456
    @ChildrenShowArchive456 Před 11 měsíci +2

    17:15 “It’s me the mayor.”

  • @lostconciousness4255
    @lostconciousness4255 Před 3 lety +1

    -Pull out a camera and they'll all miss you. -
    hmm, sounds like every stormtrooper.

  • @dumbgeniusesfilmpodcast8879
    @dumbgeniusesfilmpodcast8879 Před 3 lety +1814

    When you realize James is only 40 and been doing for also 17 years what a legend

    • @vhsninjaccoon7705
      @vhsninjaccoon7705 Před 3 lety +93

      40 is a mystic age, his youthful days

    • @ramonestefano
      @ramonestefano Před 3 lety +133

      He doesn't look a day over 38

    • @ssgp7297
      @ssgp7297 Před 3 lety +16

      An absolute legend

    • @funkyweapon1981
      @funkyweapon1981 Před 3 lety +52

      @@ramonestefano Looks better than I do. I'm 39.

    • @mistydolphin2524
      @mistydolphin2524 Před 3 lety +36

      He'll be 41 on july 10th. I know, because we have the same birthday. But he's 2 years older.

  • @woolfieMcP
    @woolfieMcP Před 3 lety +611

    "Have you ever touched a clown in real life?"
    Well I touch myself everyday so...

  • @Trilaan
    @Trilaan Před rokem +10

    His love of Darkman shines through. Awesome.

  • @xxlintux
    @xxlintux Před 3 lety +14

    This episode is cinematically impressive!

  • @ALD-E
    @ALD-E Před 3 lety +234

    James is so generous, releasing two episodes so close together

    • @juiceter3981
      @juiceter3981 Před 3 lety +6

      The more rhe better.

    • @malcontenido
      @malcontenido Před 3 lety +2

      @@juiceter3981 UMM no

    • @redcardgaming17
      @redcardgaming17 Před 3 lety

      I was actually surprised!

    • @antihero76
      @antihero76 Před 3 lety

      take his winky outta ya mouth

    • @omikronweapon
      @omikronweapon Před 3 lety

      @@antihero76 as much as I respect James, I have to agree. Jesus... Praising a guy for releasing episodes quickly...

  • @Draconyx13
    @Draconyx13 Před 3 lety +71

    "Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing", now there's a name I never thought I'd hear again in my life. Talk about a throwback!
    Also, "Tabasco enema" is a phrase I didn't think I would *ever* hear in my life, and now I can't stop laughing. Thanks James!

    • @DeafeningCha
      @DeafeningCha Před 3 lety +3

      My mom had me use that program when I took keyboarding class in 6th grade

    • @69ISH1
      @69ISH1 Před 3 lety +1

      Riiiiiiiiiight!!!!!!??? He took it back with that one i was like whoooaaahhh!!!! U had to be from that era 💪💪👐👐

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 Před 3 lety

      Used to play Mavis Beacon on my dad's oooooooooold AF Mac. I wonder how well I'd do now?

    • @zyzzy-ko4ww
      @zyzzy-ko4ww Před 3 lety

      I've heard of Mario Teaches Typing but not Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing :)

  • @nempatriarch
    @nempatriarch Před 2 lety +5

    Up till today, I had memories of this game that felt like weird dreams. I've searched high and low for it for 30 years but no luck. This is a great day indeed

  • @elvenalonly
    @elvenalonly Před 3 lety +12

    That clown joke actually got me.

  • @theevilpinkcreeper9986
    @theevilpinkcreeper9986 Před 3 lety +551

    This guy legit hasn't aged.

    • @treelee2602
      @treelee2602 Před 3 lety +36

      Live life the way you love and you won't age either

    • @fabioenchillada2278
      @fabioenchillada2278 Před 3 lety +22

      Nerds Don't age

    • @AngryShooter
      @AngryShooter Před 3 lety +17

      He's the AVGN, why would he age?

    • @unocarb
      @unocarb Před 3 lety +29

      Anger keeps him young lol

    • @robd1329
      @robd1329 Před 3 lety +4

      @@unocarb Unlimitedd Powerrr - Emperor Palpatine

  • @tomaszfercho4451
    @tomaszfercho4451 Před 3 lety +42

    There is actually a connection between Darkman and Batman-Darkman (Liam Neeson) trained Batman.

  • @thiagomclima2004
    @thiagomclima2004 Před 3 lety +1

    "Why there are so many games that confuse New York with LA?" I know that pain. So many people think Brazil's capital still is Rio de Janeiro or, worse, Buenos Aires. In fact, there are many Formula One games that confuse Rio de Janeiro with São Paulo on Brazilian GP. Your are racing in Interlagos circuit (São Paulo) and you see Sugarloaf Mountain and Christ the Redeemer in the landscape.