Theo Von & Bert Kreischer on the "N word"
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Excerpt from Bert Kreischer 2 | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #268
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*Bert* I wasn't fighting anyone. I was in a loin cloth and knee high moccasins.
*Theo* Ya fighting your sexuality at that point
theo is so random... HILARIOUS
That was the start of the madness
Theo is a magician 🎩
I read this as it happened 🤯🤯🤯
I think that dude does not remember that far back let alone what he had for breakfast that day
This is clickbait. The real gem is the knee pad jokes 🤣
San Francisco Slippers.....
OakPoacher SF Soy Flops boiii!
..you’d think they’d be built stronger considering 🤔
OakPoacher
Support the union....
🤣🤣🤣
I wasn't ready for that bit.
"What kinda man sucks dick with knee pads on" lmao
- Dude, that' a state away.
- No, it was the street name.
Bert: I said the word in front of my dad and it was over..
Theo: Your dad fought him?
Theo is legitimately slow
O right on bro
I about died during that 🤣🤣
Damn bro that's like saying Toledo, Lyon or Brunswick are actually places from Europe.
@@gunkanjima3408 or a genius.
the two exact guys I wanted to hear talk about the n word
Ni994
@@markmartin3152 "the n word podcast" lmfao you realize this is just a clip right
@@markmartin3152 Too long of a come back for such a minor burn
@@markmartin3152 this was edgy? Not a Legion of Skanks I take it
Hunter Wiese Just here because of the provocative thumbnail title however it is highly underwhelming the things whyte people are entertained by... 😑
Theo “People didn’t even die back then bruh” Von 😂
Theo is so much smarter than his haircut.
mraycgz what does that even mean
Noah it means his haircut makes him appear less intelligent. And then he starts talking and is a pretty damn intelligent person.
mraycgz what correlation do haircuts have with intelligence
Noah shut up
Noah shut up
I think Theo is the only celebrity I know of that would handle being poor (money wise) with no problem at all
He probably started out like that, I haven't heard anything that points to him having a wealthy childhood.
He's not a celebrity......he was on MTV......lol
@@harmondraws if you watch his video about how/why/when he got sober, he goes into his childhood alot more. Grew up extremely poor.
it might have something to do with the fact that he grew up poor
@@harmondraws he absolutely did.
Theo definitely knows what he's talking about being that he's dabbled in the dark arts.
:)
Just want to say as a black man … who works in entertainment but still lives in the same hood and been to prison etc etc … we rock with yall … I completely understand yall perspective and can CLEARLY see y’all respect ours … and you’re both talented as hell 💯💯… love it
Respect to you big bro 💯💪✊
Would you give theo the N Pass?
@@janicegibson4178 nah … cause y’all gotta understand the responsibility that comes with that … once you put that word in your lexicon it fits so many places, it’s hard to control … that’s why we say it so much … and if I gave him the pass and he slips up outside of my presence …. I know some people that wouldn’t give him the opportunity to apologize… and they don’t watch stand up
@@janicegibson4178 Himself apparently 😂😂
@@painethepoet4481 what about the 50/15 pass? Seems to me like most of the time it's justified.
I just imagine Tom stumbling upon this video, rubbing his hands together, & muttering, “huh this should be good”.
Because we all know that Bert is a racist
Who isn’t a racist? 🤓
@@ryanishkonk3446 everyone who isn't white apparently
That N-hitter boi, gang
The funny thing about when Theo laughs with someone so that he’s usually laughing at a completely different joke
What is this sentence?
@@trollwayy5981 replace so with is
@@luishynes8794 replace so with “, is” but yes
Always Fixated on identifying all the comedians on that mural lol
Burr's is the best because they made his kid the same shade as Nia
Zach Ando same here bro. I have zoned out of the podcast just looking at it!
I love the fact Alex Jones is in the mural
Who’s in the gray and blue gym teacher clothes? Is that Callen?
@@maxheithmar334 Yes, that's the Kid!
These two compliment each other so well. Awesome video
“Yeah man support the union” 😂😂
Yeah, the union ✊😂🤣💀
Ive never laughed as hard from any other Theo clip. Holy crap I laughed myself to tears and stomach pain
I usually don't find theo funny at all....but this one had me rolling lmfao
LMAO, this is clickbait, they just talked about how gay Bert was as a child....
So so
"Do you mind if I take my shoes off and put my knees in my insoles?" That mental image is destroying me right now.
The best part of this story is that somehow Bert had a job/volunteer gig as a designated driver. I prefer to believe a reality where he was doing that as court ordered community service for drunk and disorderly or DUI.
“People didn’t even die back then dude” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂💀
Theo is professionally funny while Bert is a professional squealer
I like Bert his new special is great. Theo ruins his own jokes a lot by saying stuff that makes no sense after he said something funny its like he tries to milk them for way to long.
Jessie B Bert sucks
@@Sojaysquad22 wtf haha
work email are you being legit fam
@@DaPoopIsInDaPudding
How much money have you made doing comedy ?
i cant get over how funny every conversation this dude has is
"Oh the N word? Somebody said it?"
Is there another offensive term that we can't even refer, unless you use the first letter, during casual conversation with no racism include. It's a profound concept to me that other racist phraseology is on limits to discuss, but when talking about this particular term it can't even be said within a debate, otherwise your career and reputation is forever tarnished.
I hear you. It's probably the ultimate symbol of how stupid our culture can be that no matter what the context (other than a movie, book, etc.), you can't say the word without severe repercussions
@@tlz124 I can understand the position that black people naturally take because claiming the word makes it exclusive; however, can't black people acknowledge the hypocrisy of implementing the word into every line of a Chris Brown song and accepting it. I don't even blame black people, they are entirely entitled to be offended, but the medias response to anybody that says it - regardless of context - is like a monkey on a typewriter. Love to hear your thoughts on that, a great debate.
@@ollybirkbeck8888 This won't be much of a debate because i agree with you. There's only one thing i would add to what you've said. The scariest thing that's happened is that black people are using the n word and other racist words to hold black people hostage. CNN and MSNBC staff members call black Republicans all sorts of horrible things
Vondelmort... that's how you knew harry P was straight thug. He was all like "wizard who's name cant be mentioned?" Man, forget that, I'm talking about Vondelmort, you trifling ass b*itches.
@Carl Marchiano anybody who ain't a pussy says cunt. That's like saying frick or fudge to someone 😂.
The ability of Bert to not know whatever he’s referencing is truly amazing. Everything I watch with him he NEVER fucking knows.
Well when you lie all the time it's hard to remember all of your bullshit.
Respect to Bert's pops for getting him outta that neighborhood... Don't think it changed anything, but I respect it🤷♂️
I just love these two. I've been watching a lot of Theo lately, bomb ass guy.
3:42 Theo's face when the visual hits picturing Bert going down on his wife 😂😂😂
These two have great chemistry together.
First time i ever heard it, one guy in my grade came up to me and told me the "why are black people afraid of chainsaws" joke. I fully didn't understand it but everyone else laughed so i went around and started telling the joke to other people. Long story short, i made everyone laugh and years later I realized everyone i knew was just racist 😂
Yooo, ive been knowing that joke since I was little kid, luckily I was told it was derogatory word for black folks and I’m not going to lie, only told that joke to close friends and family members. Lmao
There’s a reason emmett till would only be 80 now..Still have a ways to go..
Holy shit i forgot about that joke. Yup, grew up around racists.
“Across Nebraska” “oh damn bro that’s pretty far man”
That’s what happens when you play football with black ice.
Lol k&p
America needs more honest accounts like these and maybe people will start to have honest conversations with one another.
Support the union?!? Lol
Theo is randomly funny, he can't help it.
"I'll only say it if you say it"- Theo Von
I could listen to these two talk about literally anything
The safe escort was such an important part of FSU it’s wild lol never knew Bert went to FSU 🤣 go noles
He got a whole article written about him, the party king of FSU
As a black man this was refreshing. Most cultures don't know this but.
N Word original mean Divine, King, God. Spelled Nigusi. Atlantic S trade conditioned the word to be the lowest of low with "er"
But the rebellious "gga" term of endearment, brothahood came from original hip-hop liberationist, like Wutang,NWA who remembered the words origin.
Isn't it just because they are from the countries Niger and Nigeria, doubt slaveowners were reading African dictionaries and finding words to try and demean them from being "kings". It wouldn't make sense being that the slaves were sold by their own kings to slavemasters in the first place. I mean they called native Americans Indians because they thought they were from india. Simple as that.
I know exactly where Florida and Nebraska Aves are in Tampa. Cultures and socioeconomic lines are literally separated and defined by those streets.
When he mentioned Nebraska, I thought "Yup Nebraska Ave." I'm about 10 minutes away and yeah he's right, that road is a social divider
I used to live in Tampa. The blacks seem to be coming from the south west parts and expanding north east within the latinos. Thank God I don’t live in the city anymore, but from what can tell, the homeless population will intertwine with the ghetto culture and turn Tampa into the slums eventually.
1:55 “you was fighting your sexuality back then” as Theo’s response 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol, "people don't even die back then."
Why have these two people never got together before??
This is fantastic!
"He grew up, all his life"
The knee pad riffs absolutely killed me
Berts all time favorite word
Chinese butt
“ You shouldn’t even be gay, little guy.” -Theo
Gotta love Bert's story about being a student driver at FSU. *Cultural Exchange* baby!! He learned about hip-hop and they learned about husky white dudes with ginger beards...sheeesh!
Yep. The most qualified people to be talking about this 😂😂😂
i’m from the same city as bert, nebraska is very notoriously knows as where all the prostitutes go to sell their…. “product”
I just realized the Simpson characters in the background are all based on real people. Joe is the most recognizable
Nah joey
Joey was the first I seen
I really feel like Theo hits on a truth, people just didn’t die so much in the old days. I blame mobile phones and synthetic drugs
P
L
Guns
I was born in Omaha so the part at the beginning had me DYING 🤣🤣
Shout out to black humanity...
oxymoron
@@freeyourmind9997 lol
I member Berts show riding rollercoasters around the country and made himself look like a straight dork. After hearing him on Rogain and Theos podcasts he actually is funny. "A hundred percent" who else do i hear say that once every epiosde?
I fkn love you guys. I’m crying from laughing
This guys laugh makes my day better
ladies, now u know what we did on our sleepovers in junior high ✌😆
Are we gonna gloss over that Theo called the Chrysler beautiful? Lol. He’s the real deal.
Coughing is the new N word
Jogger
😂🤣😂🤣
Micheal Mathews.. Bert " i wasnt fighting anyone. I was in a loin cloth and knee high moccasins.
Theo Ya fighting your sexuality at that point
Two white guys talking about the n word thats like jumproping next to a clip
“Good evening, good afternoon.. and other times.” Heard this as I clicked off video and that shit was hilarious. Had to come back and comment.😂
Turkey chase Bert when he laughs
“You mind if I pull my socks off?” 😂😂😆😆😆
I've heard from a reliable source that bert has interesting thoughts on this word. He needs to tighten his jeans
his jeans seem to be a little big in the waist, perhaps... low and loose?
Ya he def needs to pull them up too. Good call
Ari is not a reliable source...
@@oakpoacher433 I didn't hear it from ari schafer
If it’s reliable then cite your source.
Saw your video with doc antle it was Very informative feel like we got more of the story now I'm hooked brother 💪
Love these podcast type shows
It’s funny when Theo says you knew not to say it if somebody beat your ass, cause when I was in the 7th grade I said hard R in the locker room and got slapped tf around
Support the union is a next level line!
The way he pronounces Renault 😂😂
Every way I try to pronounce Renault sounds wrong
I heard it from older people a couple times when I was a boy, but it was in turns of phrase. Never heard anyone say it to someone because black people didn't live in my hometown until I was a teenager and they moved in across the street. The mom was a mean ass white lady lol the son would come over and hang out with me and my brothers and buddies playing xbox and smoking reefer. He was just one of the guys to us
“Yeah man support the union.”
That outro looool "that video was okay"
Why do all(most) successful people claim to have grown up poor?
Joseph Potter It’s definitely not all or even most. Those are just the ones who you hear talking about it and they end up with better stories.
It seems some people always doubt that the successful person was poor. It’s like they don’t believe that a poor person could be successful without the help of rich parents. I think it’s a justification method so they can feel better about themselves about not being as successful. Also as far as celebrities are concerned, wealth or connections may help a little but really it doesn’t make it significantly easier. It’s not like you have to spend 600,000 dollars in college tuition to tell jokes. You just start from the bottom at an open mic night and if you’re funny and willing to take some risks and put yourself out there you can end up becoming successful. It’s much harder to be poor and end up a doctor.
The other thing is in a lot of well off families the kids are basically raised to be the same way, they go to school, pick their major, go to university and land a good job in the city buy a big house in the suburbs, have two kids and have a good, safe life. They’ll be far less likely to get to be 25 and decide they are are going to risk it all to go tell jokes for little to no money where as a poor person doesn’t have much to lose
Like half of all people are poor.
Because that’s how it tends to work. Do you think that you can only be successful if you were rich as a kid? That doesn’t even make sense.
"Hey, is it cool if I take my shoes off and put my knees in my insoles?" I'm fucking done lmfao
Love you Theo! You are currently my favorite comedian.
This was so intense. Had some PTSD moments within this.
Bert's laugh is contagious.
Doesnt sound healthy
I had a Napa commercial before the video.
Bert knows 8ball and MJG lmao
Lmao Theo and the Nebraska bit 🤣 I'm fuggin dying
Literally my growning up experience is the same hear the word and then someone got beat up lmao.
Theo and Bert go line dancing in a mine field...
Theo knows exactly what a K Car was......lol
Isn't that a Renault
dominican plug No, it was a platform basically, it’s the line of cars that basically saved Chrysler back in the 80s. Half of their lineup was all based on that platform, they had the Reliant, Aires, New Yorker, LeBaron, 400 etc. I think even their first minivans were a derivative of that platform. They were able to save a ton of money by reusing the same parts across most of their lineup.
@@mcearl8073 woah I didn't know that, thanks for explaining
dominican plug Sure, it’s a pretty interesting story if you’re into that stuff, there’s videos and documentaries about it on CZcams. Sometime around that period or maybe a bit after I think Chrysler did sell a Renault but it was imported and looked different from the basically square K cars. All the K cars look basically like how a first grader draws cars, lol.
note in the bottle is hilarious... fuckn theo lmfaoo
I love bert and his comedy but god damn his voice hurts to hear sometimes
I love the comedic chemistry here
Berts dad was an executive at Coca-Cola but he grew up poor? Interesting
Maybe he got the job later on
Na he definitely wasn't poor.
Calan Weaver maybe. We all do see waves of ups and downs.
We need separation, we need to stop subsidising their whole existence.
Fighting your sexuality out there
MJG & 8-Ball! Haven’t heard those names in a while!
He me never finished the story about running to the lady from his old school
“Jamie, pull up a K-Car”
I really hope one day I can be as happy as Bert Kreischer. I mean things are going well as is, but that man just is always full on enjoying himself. I feel like I haven't laughed as hard as him genuinely since my first few times getting high lmao. Listen to the BillBert podcast with Bill Burr and Bert Kreischer, it's like this x10.
Bert’s laugh gives me life.
Video had 666 likes so I quickly smashed that button to get it outta the dark arts. Gang gang!
Close call thanks brother. Onward
video had 66 dislikes so I smashed the dislike button
y'all can thank me later
Thanks brother
You probably fucked it up then you foolish imp
... 2:05 - 😂😂😂 #sUpPoRtTHeUniON
Ari is the type of dude Who would cough at you if he had corona
☠️☠️☠️
MJG and 8 Ball! Mr.Big. Going way back!!!
5:20 my issue with Bert is that he’s often completely unaware of his own ignorance