50 Ways To Say I Died (D&D Parody of Train)
Vložit
- čas přidán 23. 01. 2022
- Sometimes the story sounds way cooler than the session...
Patreon: / jacoboland
Want to support the channel with no commitment? Leave a virtual tip!
Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/jacob_oland
Venmo: @JacobOland
Paypal: @JacobOland
Cashapp: $Redpoppa
Socials: Instagram: @jacob_oland
@Olandcraftworks
snapchat: @ bearded_oland
TikTok: @jacob_oland
Twitter: @Olandjacob
Spotify: spoti.fi/34vELgA
I do not own, nor do I claim to own the rights to the original song, composition, lyrics, melody, production, accompaniment, etc. All rights and credit for original song and music go to and held by the original writers, performers, producers, and appropriate rights-holders
#dnd #50waystosaygoodbye #dungeonsanddragons - Hudba
Jacob: Polymorphed into a fish and tried to cliff dive
CR fans: YOU CALLED??
Poor Kiki. Keyfish is great though.
I THOUGHT THE SAME 😂
"Told the king what they thought of his daughter"
Welp...that's how the bard bought the farm
I thought that is more the Holy Paladin refusing the daughter's hand politely only to get fed up and say she wasn't his type.
The bard was definitely the evil Drider tho haha
The commissioned art line hit close to home for me. LOL
That's why I always wait a bit lol
@@jacoboland had a character die right after getting a mid tier art update. It's like doing so summons the dice gods to punish us lol
This is why I refuse to commission art. I've already let my DM kill my character once for the plot. 😄
"It chould have been the rogue" and "got stabbed by a halfling" makes me think the halfling was the aforementioned rogue.
I need to see an animated music video for this song it is so good
You could easily cut together footage from Miitopia.
@@pandaqueen813 what's miitopia?
@@rpgincorporated8302 it's a JRPG from Nintendo that's customizable and features a mix of D&D and JRPG features. The main goal is to save stolen faces. It was released in the US for the 3DS with an enhanced edition for Switch a year or so back.
I absolutely love the Keyfish reference! One of my favorite moments in CR.
Iconic
Poor Kiki
I’ll be honest, for a lot of these parodies I haven’t even heard the original, but that’s okay because I actually like this version better.
Honestly, I only listen to and learn most of these songs when I'm writing the parody. And sometimes afterwards i only know the parody
When people ask “why doesn’t everyone in your world go on adventures if it’s so lucrative” we say it’s dangerous and that these 4 people are psychopaths with a death wish! Then play them this song
I'm dming a session in a couple hours so I sent my players this with the caption "pick your poison"
i love the feywild part.
one of my campaign was kind of funny:
we were four lvl 10 big chads (a barbarian, a necromancing cleric, a wizard and me, a ranger), we've played quite a bit and our dm wanted a funny mission.
we encountered a fey, and introduced itself to us, our barbarian (6 intelligence) made a knowledge roll... and introduced our group.
then we lost our memories, so the whole mission was trying to get that prankster in the feywild. which was no easy feat because the only lead we had was my diary.
long story short, we got pranked again and again, and we got out of the feywild after an in-game month, having lost our equipement.
That kinda sucks, NGL. 😅
Our dm is an artist and creates artwork of our characters when they die and then hang them as memorial banners for future characters to look upon l
The "I just commissioned art" hits home
i remember when i died trying to charm a troll, then then shrink them and put into my bag of holding. they didnt need much dirt to cover me lol
I feel called out by the “froze to death” line. My Goliath rune knight fighter did just that on Friday, 21 Jan 2022. Great music as always Jacob. Looking forward to more awesome, bopping parodies.
Nobody: "How many times have you watched this?"
Me: "Yes"
I almost never like or comment videos. But this video deserves every piece of recognition. You are amazing dude. Keep up the amazing work.
Thank you so much!
I need a re upload of "Playing D&D" and "You're Welcome"
I died at the keyfish part!
i actully killed a party member with the bag of holding
"Plymorphed into a fish and tried to cliff dive"
Keyleth? Is that you?
This is amazing! I'm gonna play this when I'm DMing and someone gets downed 😂😂
This is literally the best thing I’ve seen in a long time!
Oh wow! Thank you!
I wish this was on Apple Music so I could listen to it in loop while walking to go to work
My first character died by a ghost haunted water trap after the rogue picked up a magic sword from a shipwreck in a seacave.
More recently, by having their brain sucked out by a mindflayer whilst they were down.
Makes Monday so much better with a fun song
I'm glad to make it better!
Definitely earned a 999th sub. Only one more till 1000! Loved this song, I've liked and shared it with my mates. We all play dnd every weekend at uni
This one might be my new favorite! I almost choked on my sandwich 3 times watching this.
I am not liable for medical emergencies!
Lol bag of holding haha
You missed "got their remaining lifeforce and mana absorbed by a demi lich", "went out at night alone in Gnoll territory", and "fucked up a stealth mission".
Came across an instgram reel with your song as backing. Had to come and give this some love. Well done,
You should do a warlock song with Pink's "A Million Dreams"
'I close my eyes and I can see my patron right in front of me, that he calls his own'
That was amazing. I'm trying to think of new words to describe how awesome that was, but I'm speechless.
That was amazing, and I am sharing it with all of my DM friends!!!
Thank you so much!
My favorite TRAIN song is now my favorite D&D song.
Going back through some of these parodies and this one reminded me of just how amazing he is at what he does
My hand is paralyzed
Holding my favourite dice
I thought this plan was fine and good.
You said my seventeen
Just missed the save DC
I'm not making Death Saves like I should
It's fine, but when my friends ask "What went down?" I'm gonna say
They fell down through a mineshaft
Eaten by a Spider
Burned up when a Dragon breathed a wall of fire
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
They Froze when it got Colder
Shot by a Beholder
Crushed to death underneath a Giant Boulder
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say I died
DM you broke my heart
I just commissioned art
I disagree with all of this (with all of this)
It could have been the Rogue
To fail the saving throw
I swear I'm gonna pitch a fit
It's fine, but when my friends ask "What went down?" I'm gonna say
They got melted by an ankheg
Replaced by doppelgangers
Got their brain sucked out by a Mindflayer
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
Petrified by a Gorgon
Drained by a Vampire
Danced to death in the woods of the Feywild
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say I died
(Vocalizing)
I thought that I would get to level 2
Before falling off of a 10 foot roof
I was a fool
It's fine, but when my friends ask "What went down?" I'm gonna say
It's fine, but when my friends ask "What went down?" I'm gonna say
They got Cursed by a Night Hag
Stabbed by a Halfling
Got forgotten hiding in a Bag of Holding
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
They met a Kraken underwater
Fell into some Lava
Told the King what they thought about his Daughter
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
Torn apart by a Zombie
Dismembered by a Hydra
Tried and failed to seduce an Evil Drider
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
Crushed in a cave-in
Beheaded by a Death Knight
Polymorphed into a fish and tried to Cliff Dive
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say I died
Sorry about the semi random punctuation, but I wanted these lyrics somewhere to make singing along easier
Even with these I still end up singing "I'm all out of Lives" towards the end
I want you to know this song has burrowed its way into my brain like an ankheg!
I wish these lyrics were somewhere, Love the song but learning how to sing along is killing me XD
I'll try and get the lyrics up in a pinned comment soon!
@@jacoboland Thank you so much, never thought you would even see this comment XD
I am glad I found this channel
Found you on Tiktok and had to check it out. This is the best thing EVER!
Thank you so much!
Absolutely fantastic as always 👌
Thank you so much!
Just Discoverd you! Got to say amazing work! You ought to be proud of these parodies! Just wanted to make sure you know that :)
Thank you! I very much am!
I love this!! Added to my fav list.
This is (BLEEPING!) AMAZING! Great job!
Very Funny !
This is excellent!
Thank you so much!
Yes
I was expecting’50 ways to leave your lover’.
That one next, please.
Just brilliant. Thank you.
I just found your stuff via someone sharing a clip of this song on Instagram. Instantly fell in love with your content. Your art is absolutely incredible.
Same
Definitely shared with my group!
i was vibing the entire time, not ganna lie.
The King's daughter hit close my Warrior died in the same way
This would be the kind of death you'd expect for a Bard. 😅
Omg please put this on Spotify I would so stim to this song!
At the moment, due to copyright and licensing, I can't publish the parodies on streaming platforms. However I am looking into it and hoping to get then out there in the future.
I lovw that you are doing the motions throughout all of this I am not a a train or d&d kind of guy but this is a very well sang and a very entertaining video and you did an excellent job. (You should get a greenscreen and act this all out it would be awesome)
Found you on TikTok 6 minutes ago and already love you 😂😂👌
My fav posting to support
Dude this is amazing.
Had to find you XD saw it on tiktok and I love it so much XD
The Keyfish reference! Ha!
This was...Amazing!
3:43 Marisha Ray: Ok what the fuck!
This was so fun!
Pure genius comedy
I don't know the song being parodied, but I like this song! Very catchy
Thank you that made me laugh so hard
"Tried and failed to seduce an evil drider" LOL must've been one of *those* bards.
I just found your tik tok and thus channel, your work is amazing!!
Thank you so much!
Someone please animate this
That would be amazing!
My boyfriend and I love your videos! Congrats to you and your producers! We love your work! Have you ever done anything about splitting the party? That's always a fun one... xD
Outstanding!
Thank you so much!
i now wanna play TTRPG
Hit me right in the commissioned art piece
You hate to see it lol
Stranger Things references:
Mindflayer
And Gorgan aka Demogorgan
You know, there is revivify...
how about locking your party in a room with tiamat
It's a real life bard
I enjoy this song a lot. But I think the line "I'm all out of lies" should have been "I'm all out of lives"
Missed opportunity.
This is legitimately and unironically better than the original, performance included
@Jacob: really enjoy watching your parody songs. Can I ask you a favor? Could you make a parody song describing a life a a management consultant? Basically, It's 12-14h working hour daily, coffee, interview with clients and experts, making slide, present, being shout by clients & managers & wife, travel a lot, always sleepy, ... At the end, if it could be a nicely ask for a salary raise, it would be great. Hope it can be materials for your next songs.
Wish you all the best!!!
My character almost died last session, don't tell a God of Chaos to piss off
Wanna see more parodies! :3
Died from a grek at lvl 2 with 1 hit
Oof!
Please tell me your stuff is on Spotify
You should make a music video. Like Ginny Di!
Do “we don’t talk about Bruno” parody next
That would definitely be a challenge!
all i'm gonna say is.... who is your dm and why so many scary big bad's at lvl 1? xD
I genuinely love this song so much that I literally risk getting in trouble just to listen to it at school during class
PS:I am in high school
Still disappointed you didnt use Dumb Ways to Die, but that one is a bit niche.
There's always next time
A better title would have been... "All The ways to say I died".
It's actually reference to the title of the original. But hey, when you make your own parody you can give it the best title 👍
Great stuff bud👍👍👍insta sub👍👍👍