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Chapo Classic: The Caleb Saga

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  • čas přidán 24. 11. 2022
  • from episodes 49, 61, 91

Komentáře • 109

  • @crlyhdedfnck
    @crlyhdedfnck Před rokem +50

    his CPS file is just a neatly stacked pile of Boston Globe newspaper columns.

  • @jessebarajas7972
    @jessebarajas7972 Před 11 měsíci +37

    Caleb not knowing what razor blades are is like AJ Soprano not knowing what gutters are lol

  • @Radjhitoocool
    @Radjhitoocool Před rokem +104

    You know I’ve always heard of Chapo Traphouse but I always struggle to get into Podcasts because it feels like I’m hopping into season six of a sitcom your friends talk about. But these compilations are perfect and now I feel like I can actually understand what the fuck they’re talking about in these podcast episodes now so thanks for your service 👍🏿

    • @bobmanperson599
      @bobmanperson599 Před rokem +2

      That's a feeling I've often had too, but never been able to put into words. It really *does* feel like hopping seasons deep into a sitcom, and these compilations really help the audience understand the plot.

    • @TheJoshuamooney
      @TheJoshuamooney Před rokem +4

      I get your point? And yes, these comps are a blessing! But I’d also suggest that each podcast can serve as a stand-alone episode, with only a bit of the connective tissue falling away. I think these guys kinda get that. Anyway, this approach works for me.

    • @robotempire
      @robotempire Před rokem

      Hard agree

    • @Czern0bog
      @Czern0bog Před rokem

      I get this same feeling but from the opposite perspective when I try to show people Chapo for the first time and never know where to start, these are so accessible and so fucking funny to just throw on

    • @deathmagneto-soy
      @deathmagneto-soy Před rokem

      Hell yeah bro, I'm gay!

  • @skyinsession
    @skyinsession Před rokem +117

    very funny but also genuinely harrowing. this conservative dad, definitely was hit as a child and now sees his son not as an autonomous individual but as a thing he has to enforce his will on, but is too scared to actually hit his kid so instead abuses him in the fucking newspaper. insane.

    • @justcommenting4981
      @justcommenting4981 Před rokem +21

      I think it's more the implied unrelenting scolding between home and school, and structured boredom to where you write rules for stealing candy to yourself to pass the time. He snuck Fruit Loops. That is a fuckin balanced breakfast. Not even Trix.

    • @yogidevendra413
      @yogidevendra413 Před rokem +1

      THIS!!!!

    • @buscemi3986
      @buscemi3986 Před 5 dny

      ​@justcommenting4981 a delicious part of a balanced breakfast*

  • @effluviah7544
    @effluviah7544 Před rokem +142

    This is still so magical. I listen to this shit every single time I see it, lmao. Caleb is absolutely the chosen one. May his rebellion continue into a glorious horizon of freedom, where M&Ms flow like a spring rain.

    • @BigHomieGayAss1917
      @BigHomieGayAss1917 Před rokem +24

      Caleb Jacoby on the roof of the M&M’s store in the pouring rain:
      “I’ve…seen things, you people wouldn’t believe”

    • @suzylovesmambo
      @suzylovesmambo Před rokem +1

      @@BigHomieGayAss1917 lmao

    • @tonyczeladko3468
      @tonyczeladko3468 Před rokem +9

      Caleb will lead humanity down the Chocolate Path

    • @Jonesy781
      @Jonesy781 Před rokem +7

      It kills me every time Caleb says all of his 5 children will be named Caleb.

    • @justcommenting4981
      @justcommenting4981 Před rokem +7

      @@BigHomieGayAss1917 milk duds exploding off the shoulder of Times Square Elmo.

  • @thats4thebirds
    @thats4thebirds Před rokem +65

    “Don’t believe his lies” is the hardest they have ever made me laugh. Jesus this episodes so good.

    • @scslre
      @scslre Před rokem +13

      her lies deny him pies these days

    • @whyisgooglemakingmedothis603
      @whyisgooglemakingmedothis603 Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@scslre : Caleb the Liar stole my pie!

    • @ConnieFWill
      @ConnieFWill Před 15 dny

      ​@@whyisgooglemakingmedothis603 now I'm imagining a Chapo Superbeast crossover and it's making me go a little insane

    • @ConnieFWill
      @ConnieFWill Před 15 dny

      ​@@whyisgooglemakingmedothis603 now I'm imagining a Chapo Superbeast crossover and it's making me go a little insane

  • @gamezharks
    @gamezharks Před rokem +111

    I'd say Jeff is more of a faildad than Caleb is a failson. Most unhinged cringedad of all time.

    • @justcommenting4981
      @justcommenting4981 Před rokem +12

      Every father is a son.

    • @hemingshark327
      @hemingshark327 Před 10 měsíci +2

      no failson in general has good parents, or even tolerable ones. It's just that when they're adults they become responsible for themselves

    • @stefanoalves8862
      @stefanoalves8862 Před 8 měsíci +1

      He's the AH-64 Apache of helicopter parents.

    • @aquarock-fq2lm
      @aquarock-fq2lm Před 4 měsíci +2

      He's a failed son

  • @quadabyte8933
    @quadabyte8933 Před rokem +80

    The most classic chapo series, and my first exposure to the pod, Caleb Jacoby: A Man of many Treats. Please Caleb, if you are reading this, go on the trap. We need to know what went on with these letter from the other side, for the sake of us all...

  • @tewodrosii2875
    @tewodrosii2875 Před rokem +55

    "nothing taught by force stays in the soul" - Plato
    Sums this whole thing up nicely

    • @TheJoshuamooney
      @TheJoshuamooney Před rokem +5

      Even less so than when that force is being wielded passive-aggressively by a journalist so bereft of insights that he now has to throw his own son under the bus to justify his continued employment.

  • @nergee
    @nergee Před rokem +25

    The most disturbing thing to me is not the annual letters (which are of course disturbing) but the dad’s fixation on his son knowing about horrible things that are happening in the world. I have a suspicion that Jeff probably tried to get Caleb to read Holocaust memoirs starting at like age 10. Would not be surprised at all.

  • @nicanornunez9787
    @nicanornunez9787 Před rokem +32

    This just makes my heart rejoice, the pod in full Megazord mode, the Shakespearean epic of Caleb's life, his crazy opinion loser dad, the hopeful note of a new family for him. It is the most complet work in the western canon? No. Could use some exorcism? Maybe. But it makes me happy.

  • @TheJoshuamooney
    @TheJoshuamooney Před rokem +24

    “I’m quite willing to live with [your aberrant behavior] if it means the rest of the world will see you at your best…” Just let me finish typing this latest in a lengthy series of columns for a major American paper wherein I document your aberrant behavior.

  • @c.andrew3944
    @c.andrew3944 Před rokem +21

    We are all Caleb. May we all yearn to be a beloved, powerful, and enthusiastic Caleb's. Break free from the chains that are the collective shithead columnist dad, kill the cop in your head, and be the Caleb you want to see in the world.

  • @GuyWithTriangle
    @GuyWithTriangle Před rokem +25

    Caleb and I are the same age. Seems like a chill dude. I'd like to think we would've been friends, his awful father notwithstanding

    • @ToddSoloStory
      @ToddSoloStory Před 2 měsíci +1

      Same. Hope he ended up alright. I was thinking about being his age and having my dad publicly put me on blast right when the whole social media thing was taking off. Poor bastard lol

  • @LarryPokeTrainer
    @LarryPokeTrainer Před rokem +17

    ive listened to this story several times. i am gonna listen again. it truly never gets old

    • @deathmagneto-soy
      @deathmagneto-soy Před rokem +1

      The only episode that's better than this is the 'Cobra' one.

  • @mattryan6886
    @mattryan6886 Před rokem +6

    One of my favorite Chapo Trap house reading series. Thank you for this compilation.

  • @josephs.3372
    @josephs.3372 Před rokem +13

    THANK YOU ACID I NEVER HEARD THIS UNTIL NOW YOU'RE DOING GREAT WORK

  • @fwowncwown
    @fwowncwown Před rokem +42

    The only problem with your account is calling Caleb a “failson.” If only as an archetypal victim of ‘murican parenting dipshitude, Caleb is a hero.❤️

  • @skis_injeans
    @skis_injeans Před rokem +17

    The ten crackle commandments 🤣🤣🤣

  • @farminstoltzfus
    @farminstoltzfus Před rokem +5

    Chapo Trap House's reading series consistently yields some of the funniest content

  • @abachniv
    @abachniv Před rokem +4

    I've listened to about 20 of your uploads, but this is the one. Holy shit. It's so good.

  • @ToddSoloStory
    @ToddSoloStory Před 2 měsíci +3

    “What are you supposed to do when your teenage son has been missing for 24 hours?”
    Hopefully some self-reflection, Jeff.

  • @nickbooze9766
    @nickbooze9766 Před rokem +8

    Caleb makes me laugh myself in an asthma attack, getting my nebulizer out before I listen to this.

  • @GrimReader
    @GrimReader Před rokem +21

    Caleb had the invitation from the most vaccinated uncles and aunt to go on the show and no response. He better be making those beats

  • @billpeel4408
    @billpeel4408 Před rokem +8

    kid looks like teenage Nick Mullen

    • @berdyderg900
      @berdyderg900 Před 5 měsíci

      Yeah he changed his name after graduating

  • @Eamonshort1
    @Eamonshort1 Před rokem +8

    Yo I need to know what the fuck went down at that baboon sanctuary

    • @elizabethbennet4791
      @elizabethbennet4791 Před rokem +4

      jfc i cant even stop laughing omg

    • @berdyderg900
      @berdyderg900 Před 5 měsíci +1

      The truth of the baboon sanctuary is obscured by a forest of NDAs and hypnotism sessions

  • @bobmanperson599
    @bobmanperson599 Před rokem +9

    I'm glad I wasn't the only one weirded out by the term "food locker." Like *do you mean pantry??*

    • @nergee
      @nergee Před rokem +2

      Based on context I can only assume that they keep treats and goodies locked up somehow. Which is crazy. Classic case of fat dad not wanting his son to be fat, but keeping food locked up is 100% going to give Caleb a complex.

  • @elizabethbennet4791
    @elizabethbennet4791 Před rokem +3

    omgomgomgomgicant help me help me my boyfriend is concerne he thinks im having a stroke i cant stop laughing

  • @pantsedjuniorhayseed4816
    @pantsedjuniorhayseed4816 Před rokem +13

    22:47 lol holy God

  • @elizabethbennet4791
    @elizabethbennet4791 Před rokem +2

    oh god help me i broke my brain on this one

  • @EvocativeKitsune
    @EvocativeKitsune Před rokem +8

    I took the Clickhole quiz. I'm the Dreaded Laramie.

    • @pr00de
      @pr00de Před rokem +1

      sup fellow dreaded laramie

  • @kvvvy6359
    @kvvvy6359 Před rokem +5

    This reads like a 19th century treatise on parenting

  • @KarmaPaym3ntPlan
    @KarmaPaym3ntPlan Před rokem +6

    I thought Will was fucking with us by pronouncing it ~Brookline~

  • @asceticblur
    @asceticblur Před měsícem +2

    I sincerely wonder if Caleb could sue his father and the Globe for emotional damage or libel? I mean these articles are tantamount to ongoing public humiliation.

  • @ClibanariusJJ
    @ClibanariusJJ Před 9 měsíci +2

    What I NEVER digested before now: Caleb's father is this obvious jackass. But Caleb was pointing out, probably with some specificity, his MOTHER'S ineptitude at 8? ...WHAT WAS SHE *DOING*?! Holy crap.

  • @Maxipandah
    @Maxipandah Před 10 měsíci +3

    He looks like 18 year old nick mullen

  • @stdew07
    @stdew07 Před rokem +1

    The most iconic Chapo reading series

  • @godann8102
    @godann8102 Před rokem +1

    Caleb is my new favorite failson. I was not ready for this at all.... I'm fucking cackling.

  • @justcommenting4981
    @justcommenting4981 Před rokem +8

    If Caleb can survive, so can we.

  • @fordesponja
    @fordesponja Před 4 měsíci +2

    This is a preemptive true crime documentary of a mass shooter.

  • @tewodrosii2875
    @tewodrosii2875 Před rokem +11

    Jeff Jacoby as far as his expectations for Caleb sounds like my mom who (removed of the collums) tried to raise me into the kind of man Jeff wishes Caleb would become.
    Not shocking, we don't speak, I have her blocked on everything and I'm throwing a party inside her house when she dies

    • @albertseverino5576
      @albertseverino5576 Před rokem +3

      Same situation. The only good thing is that my parents let me be alone since 16, with my mom joining my dad in Canada (I am from the Philippines). From that onwards, I am able to live a life I desire, learning along the way.
      Nine years later, I am now a university professor in my alma mater, is taking a Graduate degree on Philippine Studies in the top 2 university of my nation (formerly top 1). My parents still send a decent stipend and will continue to do so until 30. I now also own the house of my parents. I am however a socialist, and has amply prepared if shit hits the fan.

    • @tewodrosii2875
      @tewodrosii2875 Před rokem +1

      @@albertseverino5576 lucky you.
      Meanwhile, my mom literally paid a guy to seduce my GF at the time away from me, but that backfired because all I did when she cheated on me was send the receipts to her fiancee at the time, who then called it off out of the giant red flag he saw.
      The worst part with me and my mom's whole beef is that basically she still thinks all "good" women choose men entirely on character and if he can provide, and hates that I've basically learned how to talk to women and have casual sex with women she sees as "fast tailed" girls (look it up on urban dictionary)
      It should be noted that:
      1. Of the many women in my life that I love and look out for (even preventing a few suicides) I do so because they did the same for me. Multiple times.
      She literally hates my friends who SAVED MY LIFE only because they had sex with me while not my wife. As if I give a shit?
      2. My father, who I love and adore, was a high school dropout when he met my mom. She was in college when they dated, got engaged and broke up.
      I bring that up to point out she has been up my ass every chance available to bemoan not aspiring for a degree or credentials to get me "to a better station in life to attract a wife"
      She broke off an engagement with a guy who's a plastic surgeon now, making MILLIONS...to try and marry a high school dropout.
      3. She shits on my female friends, wheather they have sex with me or not, because it "makes me look like a whoremonger" (she's 52)
      Her second child, my baby brother, was conceived when she hooked up with an old high school BF.
      This wouldn't be a problem...if he wasn't MARRIED at the time he got her pregnant.
      But sure, the women in MY life "immoral hussies"? Foh

    • @GrimReader
      @GrimReader Před rokem +1

      @@tewodrosii2875 Write a book

    • @tewodrosii2875
      @tewodrosii2875 Před rokem

      @@GrimReader nah, I'd just turn her into the next amber heard

    • @tewodrosii2875
      @tewodrosii2875 Před rokem

      @@GrimReader also, just being real: online gender rhetoric is draining and makes my nose bleed

  • @-xirx-
    @-xirx- Před rokem +1

    This is absolutely glorious

  • @SonOfAGunYYH
    @SonOfAGunYYH Před 4 měsíci +2

    Rules And Suggestions For Stealing Candy

  • @slickstufneatstuf
    @slickstufneatstuf Před rokem +2

    I miss Felix’s Seymour Hersh impression.

  • @5508Vanderdekken
    @5508Vanderdekken Před 11 měsíci

    22:39 - might be the greatest crack up in show history

  • @baljot1231
    @baljot1231 Před rokem +1

    Caleb is the kid from Looper. Chocolate Rainmaker

  • @griefgonewild
    @griefgonewild Před rokem +1

    this is all time classic

  • @IMelkor42
    @IMelkor42 Před rokem

    Chapo 'Everything is Fight Club' Trap House

  • @bobjohnson7148
    @bobjohnson7148 Před rokem +2

    42:03 Feel good

  • @DannyWilliamH
    @DannyWilliamH Před rokem +1

    Jeff does look exactly like a white Arthur Chu lol

  • @deeeeznuts
    @deeeeznuts Před rokem +7

    The Caleb Pitts Saga

  • @BNardolilli
    @BNardolilli Před rokem +1

    Jacoby-Kass crossover when?

  • @tommyhowsthepeeping
    @tommyhowsthepeeping Před rokem +14

    what if instead of Caleb Jacoby it was Gay Jeb Jack Off Teens and he was Jeb bush and he was gay and he had inappropriate relations with students

  • @stefanoalves8862
    @stefanoalves8862 Před 10 měsíci

    3:54 Being called a natural born 1st baseman feels like a dig. Even saying a someone is a natural born DH feels less insulting about a baseball player's defensive skills.

  • @julymagnus493
    @julymagnus493 Před rokem +2

    Some people should never have children.

  • @joshinthewoods
    @joshinthewoods Před 11 měsíci

    I was wondering why they called Caleb a failson when he was still so young, but then I realized that according to his dad, this kid sucks!

  • @plateoshrimp9685
    @plateoshrimp9685 Před rokem

    Does anyone know a six letter word for "decapitate"?

  • @EmeraldLavigne
    @EmeraldLavigne Před rokem +1

    My dad CSAed me as a child, and what Caleb went through was worse.

  • @campfortson4387
    @campfortson4387 Před rokem

    I dont like grilled cheese, consider me twisted.

  • @zztopfan5201
    @zztopfan5201 Před rokem +1

    CALEB’S A LIAR!

  • @moazamkhan
    @moazamkhan Před rokem +2

    This was madness

  • @CoadyShay
    @CoadyShay Před rokem +1

    Holy shit