I went to show this song to my friend in my bathroom mirror, but he already had the video pulled up to show me, too! We have so much in common and enjoyed reflecting on your lyrical genius together. Love that guy.
When it's on like 15% and it'll still run, but wayyy slower 😂 turn on battery saving mode and just sit quietly on the couch. Unless you're the kinda person that needs to GPS gettin home, then you better go ahead 'n head on out 😂
YO MOOD. I can pretend to be an introvert up to a point and then it's like. Nope. Too much people. My fiance keeps trying to tell me that I'm not an introvert cause I can deal with people more than he can.
@@Nevaeh-ci3li no thats how interverts work? they run outta energy and then they go back to relax for a bit and then can socialize again your using biases and assumptions.. I'm pretty sure ambiverts just thrive no matter what basically in social situations.
Cool! Anyway, here's a cookie recipie: Ingredients: -1/2 cup (100g) Brown sugar, packed -1/4 cup (50g) White sugar -1/2 cup (115g) Unsalted butter, softened -1 large Egg -2 teaspoons Vanilla extract -1½ (190g) All-purpose flour -3/4 teaspoon Baking soda -1/2 teaspoon Salt -1 cup (160g) Chocolate chips Whisk the flour, baking soda, cornstarch, and salt together in a large bowl. Set aside. In a medium bowl, whisk the melted butter, brown sugar, and granulated sugar together until no brown sugar lumps remain. Whisk in the egg and egg yolk. Finally, whisk in the vanilla extract. The mixture will be thin. Pour into dry ingredients and mix together with a large spoon or rubber spatula. The dough will be very soft, thick, and appear greasy. Fold in the chocolate chips. The chocolate chips may not stick to the dough because of the melted butter, but do your best to combine them. Cover the dough tightly and chill in the refrigerator for at least 2-3 hours or up to 3 days. I highly recommend chilling the cookie dough overnight for less spreading. Take the dough out of the refrigerator and allow it to slightly soften at room temperature for 10 minutes. Preheat oven to 325°F (163°C). Line large baking sheets with parchment paper or silicone baking mats. Set aside. Using a cookie scoop or Tablespoon measuring spoon, measure 3 scant Tablespoons (about 2 ounces, or 60g) of dough for XL cookies or 2 heaping Tablespoons (about 1.75 ounces, or 50g) of dough for medium/large cookies. Roll into a ball, making sure the shape is taller rather than wide-almost like a cylinder. This helps the cookies bake up thicker. Repeat with remaining dough. Place 8-9 balls of dough onto each cookie sheet. Bake the cookies for 12-13 minutes or until the edges are very lightly browned. (XL cookies can take closer to 14 minutes.) The centers will look very soft, but the cookies will continue to set as they cool. Cool on the baking sheet for 10 minutes. Meanwhile, press a few extra chocolate chips into the tops of the warm cookies. This is optional and only for looks. After 10 minutes of cooling on the baking sheets, transfer cookies to a wire rack to cool completely. Cookies stay fresh covered at room temperature for up to 1 week.
Im an introverted extrovert, and misunderstood by most people. They assume I’m a loner and are shocked when they realise I actually really talkative and sociable. I just really value my alone time 🙃
Once I made myself in the sims and gave myself the loner trait since I'm pretty introverted. Sim-me then went walking through the woods all alone and was perfectly content until she went back home and was stuck with her roomates (one of which was her own sister). I was like....DANG! Why the sims gotta call me out like that.
Not only will us introverts perfectlly understand this, we will also understand an extrovert one perfectly! Don't underestimate how much an introvert knows about you.
I came across this short which lead me to discover the rest your shorts . Dam so many awesome parodies of songs that where from my childhood/teen years lol .
Being sober and social is difficult, but can't tell if it's needing to quiet those thoughts or just can't be around drunk folks when I'm not buzzed. I don't know but this song is fairly relatable.
Honestly?... the more I think about it, I think I'm kind of extroverted by now^^ Those lyrics were me back in highschool, but nowadays I do so much stuff with friends 😂 barely need to be alone anymore
How does every song this guy make end up being a lyrical masterpiece?
IT BE WITCHCRAFT I TELL YA
he should consider a serius career
@@woidmusics do you mean serious?
He should write for Drake
@@amateur-madman3047 damn💀
It's all great but "Call me Jabba cos I love to get Solo." is such a perfect line. Love it!
U should do a parody of let you go by Josh A we need this
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Yea it was do clean
Hidding in the toilet at a party is too real 😂
This happened to my buddy Michael once
@@themostop6142 oh what a coincidence i know a michael who was in the bathroom at a party
@@opalescentanklebiterMe as well
@@opalescentanklebiterI’m pretty sure he was all by himself
@@themostop6142What a loner, must be a stoner.
THE LOOOP 😭😭😭 another banger song w this one mate
I went to show this song to my friend in my bathroom mirror, but he already had the video pulled up to show me, too! We have so much in common and enjoyed reflecting on your lyrical genius together. Love that guy.
Reflecting 😂
I'm on the Jhon for number one (that's me)
Aww.
r/thathappened
man mirror friends are the best, one problem they keep asking me to "join them in the astral plane." everyone has fun quriks!
Those few mins alone in the bathroom is like plugging in your dying phone for 2 minutes then going back on it
When it's on like 15% and it'll still run, but wayyy slower 😂 turn on battery saving mode and just sit quietly on the couch. Unless you're the kinda person that needs to GPS gettin home, then you better go ahead 'n head on out 😂
We need a full version now!
"How many times did you watch this?"
"Yes"
He seriously deserves way more subscribers. This guy is so damn talented and entertaining.
"a youtube short cant be too relatable"
the youtube short:
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A true introvert loop
please put this on spotify
I’m so glad he’s finally getting the attention he deserves!!
‘Schmooze fuse’ 😂😂😂 this man is f@cking hilarious, how is he not viral?!
You’re so real for this one dude
Being at a house party and staring into the mirror to recharge is too relatable.
I love the way you said People-o-meter, thats gonna be stuck in my head all day.
Another great song with 🔥 Bars 🔥
“Don’t mean I’m shy” hit me on a spiritual level 😂
Finally someone understands. I just need time to recharge 😭
"just lone prone" is a great lyric.
Finally, someone who understands the difference between introversion and social anxiety.
I'm an extravert up until the point when my battery runs out
so an ambervert?
YO MOOD. I can pretend to be an introvert up to a point and then it's like. Nope. Too much people. My fiance keeps trying to tell me that I'm not an introvert cause I can deal with people more than he can.
@@Nevaeh-ci3li no thats how interverts work? they run outta energy and then they go back to relax for a bit and then can socialize again your using biases and assumptions.. I'm pretty sure ambiverts just thrive no matter what basically in social situations.
Poetic. A pure slice of introvert life. Now excuse me while I go sit in the toilet for a while.
That sigh before returning to the party- so accurate
Wow, some killer phrasing here. Love it.
Holy shit Im 1000% stealing "lone prone" and "schmooze fuze"
Bro was born to cook
Whoa. That loop is killer
Cool! Anyway, here's a cookie recipie:
Ingredients:
-1/2 cup (100g) Brown sugar, packed
-1/4 cup (50g) White sugar
-1/2 cup (115g) Unsalted butter, softened
-1 large Egg
-2 teaspoons Vanilla extract
-1½ (190g) All-purpose flour
-3/4 teaspoon Baking soda
-1/2 teaspoon Salt
-1 cup (160g) Chocolate chips
Whisk the flour, baking soda, cornstarch, and salt together in a large bowl. Set aside.
In a medium bowl, whisk the melted butter, brown sugar, and granulated sugar together until no brown sugar lumps remain. Whisk in the egg and egg yolk. Finally, whisk in the vanilla extract. The mixture will be thin. Pour into dry ingredients and mix together with a large spoon or rubber spatula. The dough will be very soft, thick, and appear greasy. Fold in the chocolate chips. The chocolate chips may not stick to the dough because of the melted butter, but do your best to combine them.
Cover the dough tightly and chill in the refrigerator for at least 2-3 hours or up to 3 days. I highly recommend chilling the cookie dough overnight for less spreading.
Take the dough out of the refrigerator and allow it to slightly soften at room temperature for 10 minutes.
Preheat oven to 325°F (163°C). Line large baking sheets with parchment paper or silicone baking mats. Set aside.
Using a cookie scoop or Tablespoon measuring spoon, measure 3 scant Tablespoons (about 2 ounces, or 60g) of dough for XL cookies or 2 heaping Tablespoons (about 1.75 ounces, or 50g) of dough for medium/large cookies. Roll into a ball, making sure the shape is taller rather than wide-almost like a cylinder. This helps the cookies bake up thicker. Repeat with remaining dough. Place 8-9 balls of dough onto each cookie sheet.
Bake the cookies for 12-13 minutes or until the edges are very lightly browned. (XL cookies can take closer to 14 minutes.) The centers will look very soft, but the cookies will continue to set as they cool. Cool on the baking sheet for 10 minutes. Meanwhile, press a few extra chocolate chips into the tops of the warm cookies. This is optional and only for looks. After 10 minutes of cooling on the baking sheets, transfer cookies to a wire rack to cool completely.
Cookies stay fresh covered at room temperature for up to 1 week.
What was the point in telling us this?
MAKE A FULL MUSIC VIDEO PLEASE!!!!!!! ❤
"call me Jabba cos I'd love to get solo" 😎🔥🔥
Felt that
You are a goddamn poet 🙏
I like how they (or accurately, hims) dance on a moon (or planet?) 😂
something about it is giving adult phineas and ferb songs
Im an introverted extrovert, and misunderstood by most people. They assume I’m a loner and are shocked when they realise I actually really talkative and sociable. I just really value my alone time 🙃
it's actually got a name too: ambivert
I'm also an ambivert
I completely felt this song
Woah. What I love the most about this is you don’t realize that he’s hiding in a bathroom during a party until the loop restarts.
Once I made myself in the sims and gave myself the loner trait since I'm pretty introverted. Sim-me then went walking through the woods all alone and was perfectly content until she went back home and was stuck with her roomates (one of which was her own sister). I was like....DANG! Why the sims gotta call me out like that.
Na same
Not only will us introverts perfectlly understand this, we will also understand an extrovert one perfectly!
Don't underestimate how much an introvert knows about you.
please put all your shorts on spotify, I love them so much
this is my anthem.
Matt's straight spitting verses 🔥 😂❤ I'd legit listen to a full album if he made one.
This is my favorite from you ❤
How does this guy write such creative lyrics so often
Early for your beautiful lyricism ❤
People who drink battery acid
👇
Dats meee
aight mate, ya got me, ya happy?
This has to be my favorite you've done lol
As an introvert, I humbly accept this as our theme
The he floats in and out but walks to turn around 😂😂
2 seconds out and then in again😂
The eyebrows raising with "Call me Jabba cause I'd love to get Solo" is just perfection 🔥
Yes this!! Im not shy, im just bored hearing your yapping Karen!! 🥲🥲
"Fella in the mirrors stealing minutes like a sprinter, till' he feels the will to give ya the thrill of a killer mingler" , this is so relateable.
As a introvert myself, i would have done the same
How he slides😂😂😂❤❤
WAKE UP THE LYRICAL KING POSTED 🗣🔥💯
As a humongous Star Wars fan, I love ‘Call me Jabba cuz I want Solo’ so much 😭
I'm sending this to all my extrovert friends
As an introvert, every morning I sing this as I salute to the flag
You and ella cordova need to collaborate ❤
Upload to ur Spotify dude!!!
How many times have you watched this?
Me :yes
How does this guy not have a million subscribers
I don't even bother going out lol
Hell yes! Love your stuff m8!
I was scared to look the guy at IGA in the eyes today, very relatable song.
I need this as my ring tone. But my phone is always on silent so I’d never hear it anyway 😂😂
You wrote my song 😭😂😭
It's the walking back inside the party and immidiately thinking "nah this shit is not for me"
I came across this short which lead me to discover the rest your shorts . Dam so many awesome parodies of songs that where from my childhood/teen years lol .
Extreme Flight of the Conchords energy. I love it.
This was such a banger, I need the original song 🎵
As an extrovert I still do this when it gets to chaotic.lol
I will now be using "People-ometer" on a daily basis 😂
Everything about this is perfect.
FELT THAT TOO MUCH 😂
Being sober and social is difficult, but can't tell if it's needing to quiet those thoughts or just can't be around drunk folks when I'm not buzzed. I don't know but this song is fairly relatable.
Damn that Star Wars reference was smooth
They way he hits that “doesn’t mean I’m shy only lone prone” is so good
I found this gem of a man just in time
This short loop is a masterpiece.
Introverts are another breed 😂
Honestly?... the more I think about it, I think I'm kind of extroverted by now^^
Those lyrics were me back in highschool, but nowadays I do so much stuff with friends 😂 barely need to be alone anymore
Yep. That loop is on point
So early it’s unbelieva
"My chatting batteries Low" is to real
If this guys songs were even slightly darker with there themes he would just be Jack Stauber 2
this is dam relatable for me
love the loop
Smooth loop, smoother rhymes!
My birthday was when this came out, this is now my birthday song 🎉
Love your adaptations of songs!
I need a full length song like at least 3 minutes
This and your Cider song describe me very well
Banger bars bro that's actually hella impressive.
Absolutely need a full version of this
Bro is flight of the concords part 2
Bruh, bars upon bars, upon bars
Watched through all your shorts now and love them all! So catchy and funny! You deserve all the views and subs! You’re the next Weird Al! Keep it up!
Song is perfect and the loop is even more perfect like damn... Also im a shy introvert
Goddamn this hits hard
Of course I come across this song while I’m on the toilet at someone else’s house
You're my favourite youtuber right now. Your bars and lyrics are masterpieces