Corporate Self Banning Attempt 1 - (police inc)

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  • čas přidán 28. 08. 2024
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Komentáře • 368

  • @lightning1975
    @lightning1975 Před 9 lety +7

    I love it how not only could the man not explain exactly what he meant by "people like you", but after accusing him of never answering questions, refused to listen to Danny's answers! Danny Shine - you are a top bloke! Well done!

  • @jimmymolo
    @jimmymolo Před 5 lety +17

    That 30 seconds meditation is a proper wind up😂😂😂😂

  • @sodthong
    @sodthong Před 8 lety +96

    Steal a KitKat from waitrose and the Polis are there in 5 mins, have your house broken into and they might make it round in a week or so.

  • @Nonamagic
    @Nonamagic Před 3 lety +4

    I just love you. I can't believe that so many people don't back you up. So deeply programmed it's scary.

  • @PurpleChickenTV
    @PurpleChickenTV Před 7 lety +25

    Hiya Danny, How about trying this. Go to a supermarket with a friend and start talking to them loudly as they are partially deaf. Act as though you are not addressing the shoppers and only talking to your partially deaf friend. Can they ask you to leave or call the police because of a friends disability? Surely not? ;)

  • @RebelRadius
    @RebelRadius Před 9 lety +41

    "Consumers are a delicate species, for the sake of the "economy", they mustn't be disturbed" - alfabravo80

    • @thebiiiiigman
      @thebiiiiigman Před 9 lety +4

      +RebelRadius Too right you are :)
      And the blank expressions on some of their faces..OH priceless :)

    • @culvereric
      @culvereric Před 9 lety +1

      +RebelRadius what about consumers of youtube?

    • @RebelRadius
      @RebelRadius Před 9 lety

      Eric Culver
      Try posting something "anti-social" and see how delicate are the consumers and the rulers.

    • @culvereric
      @culvereric Před 8 lety

      RebelRadius I'm saying you are a consumer, I am a consumer, we are all consumers of something. By interacting with each other we are constantly consuming ideas, goods, ect. and that's a good thing.

    • @RebelRadius
      @RebelRadius Před 8 lety

      Eric Culver A consumer pays for services.
      I do not pay youtube. CZcams is not an employer however it does profit from the labor of others.

  • @KR-lx4yn
    @KR-lx4yn Před 6 lety +3

    Danny you're an amazing human being. Thank you

  • @Craig702
    @Craig702 Před 7 lety +16

    Coppers chewing gum whilst talking should be made illegal, how very rude!

    • @sarahwass6249
      @sarahwass6249 Před 5 lety +1

      Bad breath or fresh mint breath you decide 😂

    • @taIlboyandy23
      @taIlboyandy23 Před 4 lety

      Triggered by chewing gum = snowflake!

    • @bentones1701
      @bentones1701 Před 4 lety +1

      This copper actually wasn’t bad, if him chewing gum was the only thing you could find wrong with him. He’s actually doing his job properly.

  • @Ngamer834
    @Ngamer834 Před 9 lety +3

    "Lifetime ban fantastic brilliant thank you very much" hahahahaha made me laugh

  • @adambyrne8445
    @adambyrne8445 Před 7 lety +11

    so good. people mindlessly doing their jobs without questioning why do need to be challenged. and people do need to be shown it is okay to question authority.

  • @surfdigby
    @surfdigby Před 8 lety +5

    "Did you ask permission?"
    Permission to speak? How Draconian does this guy want things to be?

  • @briandoherty3249
    @briandoherty3249 Před 5 lety +3

    I love Danny he upsets the matrix.

  • @Carbonkraft
    @Carbonkraft Před 9 lety +23

    This is gold! :D Good work Danny!

  • @horacewimp4685
    @horacewimp4685 Před 7 lety +4

    Daniel. please continue with your truth, we need more people like yourselves out there, i myself spoke out for a 300 plus workforce single handed and won because like yourself i did my research. keep going.

  • @slhines7
    @slhines7 Před 9 lety +9

    I too was once "banned for life" from a Tom Thumb grocery store for stealing, but a few years later I ended up working for them:)

    • @ilikebananassometimes3608
      @ilikebananassometimes3608 Před 9 lety

      +slhines7 Same here in HMV.

    • @ilikebananassometimes3608
      @ilikebananassometimes3608 Před 8 lety +1

      slhines7 It's a British record shop chain, though records probably account for less than 1% of their sales these days.
      I was caught stealing an R.E.M. CD in 1994 (having stole many more CDs on previous occasions), banned from every HMV for life and police informed.
      4 years later apply for job in a different branch in a different town and amazingly get it. Guess, at least at the time, they didn't have an actual national database of these banning orders and they were mainly used as scare tactics.

    • @ilikebananassometimes3608
      @ilikebananassometimes3608 Před 8 lety

      ***** Proud? Simply pointed out that I later ended up working for a company I happily stole from as teen. Which is pretty much what the original poster said. Why not piss off go harass them?

  • @henrybaker8039
    @henrybaker8039 Před 9 lety +1

    You give me faith in humanity! Your second in my list of most inspirational people, I hope the legal troubles work out, and you continue making these brilliant videos C:

  • @OfficialBassMerchant
    @OfficialBassMerchant Před 9 lety +10

    Such a great video , the Vail is thin in this reality !

  • @cyruspersian384
    @cyruspersian384 Před 7 lety +20

    keep doing what you're doing Danny boy, ur great, need more like u. From Rachel ov Sheffield

  • @matthew3774
    @matthew3774 Před 3 lety +2

    “Is it a crime to talk in your store?” 🤣

  • @ESCAPINGTHEMATRIXFORGOOD
    @ESCAPINGTHEMATRIXFORGOOD Před 9 lety +28

    the sheep in the grey coat is trying to graze, and is being disturbed by you, good vid

    • @streetwarrior31
      @streetwarrior31 Před 5 lety

      Ahahahahahaa
      Justiça like that ahaahahhahah

    • @hymatwat9412
      @hymatwat9412 Před 5 lety

      Chav in grey with his big pension probably sad old git who spends ages in Wetherspoons

    • @hymatwat9412
      @hymatwat9412 Před 5 lety +1

      So the police work for corporations?!

    • @adelaidemarie
      @adelaidemarie Před 5 lety

      Tory Boy they do in my country too.

  • @memebump9229
    @memebump9229 Před 9 lety +27

    Stop talking in shops! How dare he. Lol

  • @mcemix
    @mcemix Před 7 lety +1

    That's the good old Holloway road.
    Keep your Experiments flowing.

  • @justed5431
    @justed5431 Před 9 lety +2

    It’s fascinating to watch how people who live in a state of constant fear go into total meltdown and lose all sense and reason (and make themselves look very foolish) when confronted with a situation they have not been preprogrammed to deal with.

  • @Ma1efcent
    @Ma1efcent Před 4 lety +3

    When are channel 5 or Dave going to give you a TV series Danny? You're brilliant.

    • @topopops
      @topopops Před 4 lety +2

      Maleficent your have missed the point my friend.

  • @TinaLouise73
    @TinaLouise73 Před 3 lety

    Danny ur art of instant on the spot meditation has really helped me during tymes of severe stress and confrontational situaitions that excerbiate my temper! it's a work in progress for me but I'm doing my best to emulate ur inner calm self and I applaud u in EVERY WAY for being the voice of truth and reason in this oh so crazy world! 👏

  • @daleunwin4742
    @daleunwin4742 Před 7 lety +4

    Policeman with obligatory chewing gum, holding his radio.

  • @4swzb
    @4swzb Před 8 lety +1

    truly spiritually entertaining....and conscious expanding....thank you for the upload

  • @IamEarthKind
    @IamEarthKind Před 7 lety +1

    I love this guy. well done, and keep up the great work. you have my vote!!!!!

  • @ramaipandit
    @ramaipandit Před 8 lety +2

    I like that little gesture of respect he makes as people walk by.. I saw a couple people walk pretty close to him, and he lifts the megaphone so it doesn't blast into their ears.
    I know that's a small thing and should be considered common courtesy, but that's something a lot of people lack.. I just thought it was a cool, respectful gesture, showing he does care.

  • @turnnburn9926
    @turnnburn9926 Před 7 lety +14

    Hi Danny, just a simple question, where do you do your shopping?

    • @ForgottenFossils
      @ForgottenFossils Před 6 lety +2

      Gregs

    • @cooper512
      @cooper512 Před 5 lety +2

      Lol Danny doesn't do shopping. He forages for berries in the summer and eats mushrooms in the winter... Actually that explains a lot :D

  • @joshdimovski4483
    @joshdimovski4483 Před 9 lety +1

    When he said it was private property it made me laugh.The super-market doesn't look private at all. Great job mate

  • @CYMetro1985
    @CYMetro1985 Před 9 lety +5

    superstores don't put noting heathy on offer

    • @taIlboyandy23
      @taIlboyandy23 Před 4 lety

      They clearly don't sell dictionaries either.

  • @ivplatoon1chesire659
    @ivplatoon1chesire659 Před 8 lety +1

    I could watch this guy every day...he exposes everything that's rotten in our society...people should wake up and smell the coffee.

  • @Kochos
    @Kochos Před 7 lety +1

    A good book on what you preach and I highly highly recommend, is 'The Willpower Instinct'. It explains in detail how we are tricked into buying more stuff than there are in our shopping list.

  • @ken44598
    @ken44598 Před 4 lety +2

    I hope to once day to witness Danny doing his stuff in the flesh as I could listen to him all day. He may have me arrested for stalking him but please Danny visit Stoke on Trent to wake most of us stokes up, we still have the odd shop you could visit that has not yet been boarded up.

  • @DancinJim
    @DancinJim Před 7 lety +1

    Thing is, not all of us can afford to grow our own food or buy from independent specialists. We can just exercise self control and buy what we need from wherever we find it cheapest, including supermarkets.

  • @firstnamelastname4722
    @firstnamelastname4722 Před 4 lety +2

    The music when he mediates is gold
    Lmaolmaolmao

  • @JohnMac2023A.D.
    @JohnMac2023A.D. Před 5 lety

    On you go brother, more power to you!! Shine a bright exposing Light upon the darkness we face each day!! From highlighting the fact that these courparts! Have done away with the small guy trying to scratch a living, but have been swolled up by these corporate!! And now we find areselves in this miserable world we are All in now!! Breakout from this through the the LORD Jesus Christ peace of Christ be among ALL ye ALL,

  • @margeriley4012
    @margeriley4012 Před 9 lety +1

    usual robotic response from most people as usual. Excellent video man

  • @jamesmartinez7851
    @jamesmartinez7851 Před 7 lety +1

    I love everything you do. Everything. I wish you were cloned for this job all over the world.

  • @krisreed1943
    @krisreed1943 Před 9 lety +1

    Danny thankyou for being a real human being , and for the lols

  • @brendanmoloney89
    @brendanmoloney89 Před 7 lety +5

    what a strange dude that approached him lol

  • @JamesCox
    @JamesCox Před 8 lety

    Danny I love the words at the end "More Missions." LOL!

  • @mordecaipladah1935
    @mordecaipladah1935 Před 5 lety

    A man from the Roy Cropper association was absolutely no threat here.

  • @johnny45irish
    @johnny45irish Před 8 lety

    Blue tie guy at the beginning was very calm and nice. You should have offered him a hug!

  • @Cemti92
    @Cemti92 Před 6 lety

    Danny your our hero mate dont stop , hope your influence many others to carry on your hard work , like you influence me Good on you

  • @brettbowcutt4464
    @brettbowcutt4464 Před 7 lety +1

    I went around and got myself banned from all the taverns. Life is great now, they won't serve me alcohol. So I can't become a alcoholic. I have to do stuff like go fishing or hiking or just sit on the computer and enjoy people like Dan.

  • @syhrxa5387
    @syhrxa5387 Před 8 lety +5

    al chemist haha

  • @ukpropaganda
    @ukpropaganda Před 8 lety

    It just shows you how EASY it COULD have been for th store manager, yet he made it more difficult for himself.
    I'd actually like to see the manager charged with wasting police time.
    It is no wonder the coppers never bother coming out when WE want them because they are too preoccupied with protecting corporate interests.

  • @96edwysMobile
    @96edwysMobile Před 8 lety +2

    Hahaha I think we all know why that shy policeman stopped meditating. Did anyone notice how uneasy they both were, the officer talking most couldn't stop moving his jaw, his body language said chronic stress.

  • @tuckedup
    @tuckedup Před 9 lety

    when the police arrived we thought....oh, he's got two for the price of one

  • @johnblaise522
    @johnblaise522 Před 5 lety

    LOL! I'm just gonna meditate, one moment. That manager must've felt like a right mug.

  • @Iron_DD
    @Iron_DD Před 8 lety

    I made the mistake of going to Manchester Arndale on Saturday... I don't know why, probably some minor brainwashing... Anyway, it was like the zombie apocalypse in there, very depressing. Keep up the good work Danny

  • @muratkarabeyaz3344
    @muratkarabeyaz3344 Před 7 lety

    This man is not part of the MACHINE haha !!!! CLASSIC

  • @TimothyBushell
    @TimothyBushell Před 7 lety

    Brilliant. I personally have been banned from supermarkets, but not for speaking in a loud voice. I was walking around in Tesco's in bare feet. For some reason Tescos really don't want you doing that. For several reasons actually, but that's boring. Anyway - outside the box. Great place to be to see how ludicrous things are. Thanks Danny, it's funny comedy and brilliant social disruption.

  • @Adam-ws4wi
    @Adam-ws4wi Před 5 lety +1

    This is sad. We are so disconnected from society, we cant even approach people and talk correctly any more.
    We live in strange times.

  • @dalecooper3729
    @dalecooper3729 Před 6 lety

    The piece with the music was marvellous

  • @jordanjonwillett
    @jordanjonwillett Před 5 lety

    It's hilarious. It's like a kid on the playground swinging on the swing, another kid coming over and telling the kid on the swing to get off, and that kid saying "no". Then the kid not on the swing going and telling the teachers : DDDDDDD ohhh wait the teachers are here (police) xD

  • @DavidWoodArtist
    @DavidWoodArtist Před 9 lety +2

    That man didn't want an answer cause all he's doing is interupting and asking questions.

  • @SIMONLOWE-rh2hm
    @SIMONLOWE-rh2hm Před 3 lety +1

    It is a FACT when they say "I don't have no family" I can verify I am NO family man.... Zero Family of mine :)

  • @caraudiosolutions
    @caraudiosolutions Před 7 lety +1

    Danny is soo funny lololol.

    • @stevensimons4677
      @stevensimons4677 Před 5 lety

      You are pretty cool, but the waitrose confrontation is a little to much..you are wanting a reaction, so they ban, and you continue outside, it was not needed, could have appeared 2morro, next week or next month.
      I'm all for wrights, but egging on an already exhausted situation is pointless, because you lose watchers.

  • @TC_exe
    @TC_exe Před 8 lety

    4:30 is the PERFECT example of the three different types of people, one that questions, one that conforms and one that follows.

  • @aidencurl
    @aidencurl Před 8 lety +6

    No talking is allowed in shops, they are for consuming only, how dare you talk to people

  • @bladebison
    @bladebison Před 9 lety +6

    brilliant

  • @matthew3774
    @matthew3774 Před 3 lety +2

    Why is it that security only ever know how to escalate, not de escalate, a situation

    • @DXmYb
      @DXmYb Před 3 lety +1

      Very true
      You try working 40hours a week standing about in a supermarket. I think you'd want to enhance the drama when it occurs.

    • @matthew3774
      @matthew3774 Před 3 lety

      @@DXmYb thats very true

  • @noobadoc
    @noobadoc Před 4 lety

    '
    I get upset when people shout' 'CASHIER TO CHECKOUT 3 PLEASE...CASHIER TO CHECKOUT 3'

  • @pistonpilot
    @pistonpilot Před 5 lety +2

    Is Everything OK? I'm so glad we share a kinship. I have you beaten. I am banned from every Starbucks worldwide. I have the banning letter. Can you top that? If you can I would love to hear about it.

  • @BarryBethal-yv2oz
    @BarryBethal-yv2oz Před 5 lety

    If I shopped at Waitrose I would stop going there after watching this.

  • @evanprinsloo6412
    @evanprinsloo6412 Před 7 lety +3

    This guy has courage!

  • @ChallengeTheNarrative
    @ChallengeTheNarrative Před 6 lety

    Epic. My NAME is Al-chemist. Crying :-D Gold!

  • @HugeStirz
    @HugeStirz Před 2 lety

    Alchemist is a multi award winning rap & music producer, who is now also banned from waitrose

  • @cassiesmum
    @cassiesmum Před 7 lety +3

    Brilliant!!

  • @wesmatron
    @wesmatron Před 8 lety

    Old Chinese proverb: "Only a dickhead tells a man he can't do something whilst he is actually doing it"

  • @jeztickles4361
    @jeztickles4361 Před 5 lety +1

    Danny hates big stores selling rubbish but thinks it’s ok to smoke weed 😂😂

  • @mirekzyla2849
    @mirekzyla2849 Před 7 lety

    I like that moment when he need to meditate so funny

  • @carlscott7533
    @carlscott7533 Před 5 lety

    Plod 2 was a Buddhist, that's when he was a policeman, now he's a corporate police officer.

  • @RR-qu2oz
    @RR-qu2oz Před 2 lety

    If we had a few billion more Danny's, we wouldn't be in the shit that we are all in now.

  • @debanddave45ify
    @debanddave45ify Před 5 lety

    Just BRILLIANT...

  • @thomasm789
    @thomasm789 Před 9 lety +1

    Nice to see you on Holloway Road!

  • @delskioffskinov
    @delskioffskinov Před 5 lety

    he's so charasmatic! a trait born with not learned!

  • @officialdeanporter
    @officialdeanporter Před 7 lety

    I always like your work.

  • @humangaryg
    @humangaryg Před 7 lety

    Danny you are such a breath of fresh air :)

  • @SIMONLOWE-rh2hm
    @SIMONLOWE-rh2hm Před 3 lety +1

    DANNY is my hero he's such a nice guy

  • @mrsolodolo5770
    @mrsolodolo5770 Před 3 lety

    Robots in suits

  • @wolvoman1
    @wolvoman1 Před 3 lety +1

    How rude and disrespectful to chew gum like a cow chewing its cud, policing at its finest

  • @wotnotwas
    @wotnotwas Před 8 lety

    al chemist - pure gold

  • @b1gmo0o
    @b1gmo0o Před 8 lety

    It's the most work he's done all day - if not week.

  • @karlwebster985
    @karlwebster985 Před 7 lety

    Hypothetical question, Would you call the police Danny if your home was ever burgled? Or is this considered an act of violence? Just curious.

  • @SilverShamrock71
    @SilverShamrock71 Před 5 lety

    These coppers are a great advert for the Met

  • @globe255
    @globe255 Před 8 lety

    People don't like to be told what to do. It is not freedom if you need to be banned from a supermarket to protect yourself from buying stuff you don't need....that's really going back to the childhood where your parents told you what to do and not to do.

  • @elben1152
    @elben1152 Před 5 lety

    the silent cop had to try hard not to laugh.

  • @dale76uk
    @dale76uk Před 9 lety

    Love it.... excellent work Danny

  • @citizen1163
    @citizen1163 Před 5 lety

    Damn! Second time I've missed you Danny! Here & Hi & I station!

  • @davefreeman9847
    @davefreeman9847 Před 7 lety

    My staff do all my shopping.

  • @walterjoosten5750
    @walterjoosten5750 Před 7 lety

    As long as you keep out that bloody megaphone I think you are brilliant. Please admit that there is already too much loud noise in the world.

  • @karimaal-kharraz5380
    @karimaal-kharraz5380 Před 4 lety

    How do you keep so cool and calm great channel have you always bin like that ?

  • @EmceeIntricacy
    @EmceeIntricacy Před 7 lety

    Al-chemist, what are you man? Freemason gone rogue?

  • @atomisum6445
    @atomisum6445 Před 9 lety

    Its funny how mad people can get with their perception of inconvenience.

  • @xperi3nces
    @xperi3nces Před 8 lety

    Great video, I'll be very careful the next time I shop in case I talk to loud & get banned. I wouldn't mind getting banned from smelly supermarkets though, a few smell quite bad.

  • @SteveMidz
    @SteveMidz Před 9 lety +1

    I love these vids.

    • @Cestrianvlogger
      @Cestrianvlogger Před 9 lety +2

      +Steve Midz Fancy seeing you here :P

    • @SteveMidz
      @SteveMidz Před 9 lety

      cestrianvlogger hiya Budd yeah I get around, I'm a CZcams slag lol.

    • @Cestrianvlogger
      @Cestrianvlogger Před 9 lety

      Steve Midz Same Mate, i always have far too much time on my hands. haha