Right ear the Bible (Сhinese), Left ear Mozart (2x speed)
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- čas přidán 10. 03. 2024
- right ear bible, left ear mozart, accelerated learning experience, chinese bible meme
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right ear the bible, left ear the mozart, accelerated learning experience, right eye military strategy, left eye, visualisation of Pi being irrational - Zábava
![Mozart (2X Speed) & The Bible (Chinese) spinning around you [8D AUDIO]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/MiQDyGgq-Bs/mqdefault.jpg)
What to do while watching this video:
Left arm: dumbbell, 20kg
Right arm: writing poems (Latin)
That's insane dude.
My body is ready.
Left leg: Kung fu
Right leg: Tapdancing
middle leg: edging
Mouth: drinking peanut butter with straw
Nose: snorting coke
Ass: tossing in a circle
That pi thing was absolutely infuriating
Actually kinda satisfying how it keeps repeating the pattern with an offset
Did someone say pie?
@@David280GGThat's why it's infuriating
You could say it's irrational
You just haven't gone far enough in the decimals
holy shit i never knew pi was that fucking irritating and unsatisfying
i broke 69 likes
@@TDS_Katanaun-nice
@@isitonchairBlessedChannel im a menace to society 😈
@@TDS_Katanamotherfather
@@TDS_Katanai will make you watch skibidi toilet for what you have done, consentually with the use of force
my neurons formed so many new connections that my brain physically expanded and i look like megamind now
I now look like a meatcanyon character because of this extremely advanced learning video.
I now look like Yakub but white
So No bitches
@@NeurodivergentSuperiorityReverse Yakub 👨🏻💥💥💥
@@guidedexplosiveprojectileg9943 I am Antikub, creator of the black race
"I'm cured of all physical and mental ailments. I'm blind, but now I see."
- Boggo 2023
Is that from the Wes Anderson short?
@@morbiusfan3176 Land of the Boggs.
I have found another
As someone with a dog named Bogo who has lived now lived five years past max breed life expectancy, I can confirm.
ayy a fellow land of boggs fan
OK, I know it sounds crazy! but before this meme I was diagnosed with a terminal illness, I would need expensive medicine and I was doomed... BUT YOU HAVE TO BELIVE ME! This exercise somehow changed my conception of reality, I started to question existence and now I float instead of walking. My brain is 33 centimeters long and full of veins, it's a miracle of science, THANK YOU!!
Yup i believe you
Yup i believe you
Yup i believe you
Yup i believe you
Yup i believe you
dopamine receptors are through the roof with this one 🗣🔥💀
Right ear (the Bible) left ear (Mozart)
Right eye (tactical movement)
Left eye (pie being irrational)
Peripheral vision (comments)
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Left arm : 20 Kg dumbbell
Right arm : writing poem (in itkuîl)
Left nostril : sulfurous gasses
Right nostril : smelling salts
Left testicle / left boob : massage
Right testicle / right boob : torture
8==D / () : getting the other
Left leg : knee extensions
Right leg : shinblitorator
Hair : getting played with
Neck : being bitten
@@Be-lo_da_fluff left lung: laughing gas
right lung: mustard gas
left kidney: hyponatremia
right kidney: stones
left cerebral hemisphere: broca's aphasia
right cerebral hemisphere: multivariable calculus
and who could forget
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hotel trivago
this is frying my brain in real time
the future doesnt past
the past won't overtake the present
all that remains is an obsolete illusion
@@Iwantpoptarts96420 Epica, not Meshuggah. song is "the phantom agony"
imagine watching this with VR
Bet
Update: it went well
I just did. The dominant eye just takes over and I can only see the left side.
just walk into gojo's domain expansion
As a Christian. I don't know
Lmao I agree (I’m Christian too)
As a Chinese Christian, I am utterly confused
As a mathematician. I don't know
(Im not a mathematician)
lol
As a. I don't
I can feel my brain expanding. Or that's just a tumor.
This shit goes hard without earphones i swear its like some chinese guy saying anything stupid with comically sped up music
real
I don’t know why I thought it was a good idea to listen to this while I have a headache. But now my headache is hyper intelligent
I FEEL my intellect growing and shrinking is spasms like the weird circle music soundtrack visualizations you’s see in videos from 6 to 9years ago for a remix
no copyright sounds 💀
My grandpa loves this video, last month he started watching this on vr and he still hasnt taken off his headset😊
grandpas a time traveller
@@edgarzomboss7185 didnt even notice that, thanks for pointing that out 😂
I think I’m having a aneurysmqwerty
aneurysm + lobotomy + surgery
@@erwinmarcial656
= Anetomy surgery
As an anarchist i can confirm
Same
The fact that there are four things in this meme and the entire conversation decided to talk about the Irrational Pi one:
Most people have heard mozart’s songs, the chinese bible doesn’t sound like much to non-chinese speakers, military strategies are informative but not that controversial, pi being irrational can hurt people that believed that it was the perfect ratio of a circle, but being reminded h9w just so slightly irrational hurts
Nah I only had one ear bud in, got confused, put the left in, and was just blasted with bagpipe sped up Mozart 😂😂😂
imagine showing this to someone with a split brain 💀
It will unsplit
@@novosibirsk-burgersoup it will split to 4
Never thought my brain would consider consuming four streams of information simultaneously - namely the Bible being read in Chinese, Mozart's "Piano Sonata No. 11", military room clear strategy, and a visualization of the irrationality of pi - to be such an enlightening experience
Remember when in XCOM 2 aliens were pumping information in the main characters brain so they became a tactical genius? This is probably how that process looked like.
This makes me laugh uncontrollably every time. Like how
ive never gotten tinitus after one video before that's wild
Underrated comment
this man invented an entirely new type of pain
i could feel a sleeper agent activating with this one‼️
As an individual with ADHD, *Y e s*
I keep on thinking the Chinese is telling me the military strategies but I just can’t understand it
Idk what everyones complaining about, I love that pi does that.
SAAAME.
Imagine trying to get the area of a circle. Its *just* so slightly imperfect. With infinite amount of decimals, it should have been a perfect circle. Instead it does this, and we have no way to fix it. We can’t write pi with infinite decimals. We just cant. Do you know how many bits it would take to write an infinite number? You can’t. We just have to ignore this slight imperfection, since its such a small imperfection that it’s basically unnoticeable at a higher scale
@@Opt1musPr1meKUwU
@@Opt1musPr1meKliterally any perfectionist who read this: …
Yeah, after 2 cycles it looks like a perfect sphere in 2D.
Brainmaxxing
i watched the whole video cross eyed
this is the embodiment of standard overthinking nowadays, information overload
i feel myself getting smarter minute by minute
We need this but somehow in VR, so I can truly have just my left eye seeing the Visualization of Pi and my right eye being Military Tactics
damn this ain't enough i still had to add a kick bass with my right leg, while doing side kicks with my left, and my right hand on the keyboards whilst drawing a cartesian interpretation with my left
Ive never gotten a real headache from a video before untill now holy shit
Never in my whole life as silly 11B would BD6 ever be considered in a meme
POV: you have mono headphones from the previous century
(mono headphones have only one channel which means you cant hear two things simultaniously, you hear both at the same time with both ears)
Yoooo thanks, I've never been able to tell which way to wear this thing
I lost my left earpod today so this was a very relaxing experience
today i learned ive been wearing my headphones wrong for years because of THIS
This is what you get when you combine math, a soldier Mozart, and a Chinese Christian
That’s the only vidéo i can Watch again and again without feeling like im loosing my time
this video made my dad come back with the milk. thank you for this life changing video
this is pure ART, i was sad but now im happy because of this amazing form of art
this could genuinely be used as torture
When i went from being homeschooled as a kid to being in public school, this is honest to God what it felt like
the right side of my head actually started to hurt im so serious rn
guys when the pi video finishes reading pie it'l be perfect yall just gotta wait for it
As an irrational number, I found this video heartwarming
perfect, please give us a 2+ hour version
after listening to this, i was cured of my lifelong chronic illness, and i started to comprehend things that are physically unable to be imagined, and now i have trancended into a state being that causes me to be omniescent. i radiate a blinding light, and have begun to use my telekinesis to levitate around. thank you for this life saver. i will be listening to this while doing my assignments.
my right ear enjoyed this
so very stimulating!
Dis shii fire frr 🔥🔥🔥🔥
I can literally feel that my brain is divided and it feels like it will split
Play this video at 2x speed. Record it. Play that at 2x speed. And so on.
I need a 1 hour version of this
Watch while crossing eyes after going through it the first time so both eyes have equivalent information overload
I have never been more relaxed 🔥
Finally, I understand what overstumulation means
I think it's actually the other way around, I hear the chinese on my left whilst I hear mozart at my right
Edit: Nevermind I think I flipped my earphones💀💀💀
My brain is so stupid I started to laugh, to then forget why am I laughing in the first place, then I laugh again
That's a new level of CZcams content
This feels like the mind training Space Marines get from the Imperium
left ear: Gothic hymns praising the emperor (10 hours) x2 speed
right ear: Lectitio Divinitatus in High Gothic (if religious chapter, if it's the ultramarines, it's Sun Tzu and the Art of War)
Wirtual
I too have been recommended this
Even with the low volume it's still blowing out my ear drums
No joke I felt my brain pulsing as I watched this
somehow this video has the power to make my ears and eyes hurt at the same time
not me looking simultaniously what to watch next on the right side of the screen
My hands are learning sign language while I am engaged with this video. I am translating my experience and making voice notes in Spanish simultaneously. My feet are juggling a football too.
My brain is now increasing in size, thank you very much.
The doctors have said that it's a """"tumor"""" whatever that thing is, but I know big pharma just cannot appreciate the wonder, and beauty of this artform.
you need to make an hour long version
the fact i recognised the military strategy video shows i needa hop off war thunder a bit.
(im never gonna)
The pi visualization is glorious
too much information
my brain about to xplode
That pi shit is so beautiful and satisfying like holy shit!
This is how i make sure my earbuds are in the right ear
this is what i listen to for deadlifts
bro this is how i found out when i was wearing my IEMs the wrong way
My brain needs more, 2 hours please
Bro I need an extended version of this
Average short form content experience right here!
Got it, I’m ready for the test. Thanks.
im putting this on x2 so i can get quadruple the learning experience
I would like a 10 hour version
y'all actually released a music video for this fire beat
am i the only one who finds the pi thing super satisfying and cool
after about 5 seconds ONLY my right ear started ringing. the voices are getting louder
i use this video to see if i put my headphones the wrong way or not, and it works EVERY time
Left leg: running marathon (backwards)
Right leg: juggling soccer balls no leg sensation
Pi is so perfectly imperfect.
Truly a masterpiece
i can still hear it from my speakers🤣
The pi edging is crazy
i feel my brain growing (i have a tumour)
"Pi-ing" the room
I feel like my mind was enhanced
My brain can't handle any more nourishment