Cumtown: King Kong and Forrest Gump

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  • čas přidán 9. 07. 2022
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Komentáře • 81

  • @tobyrichardson5317
    @tobyrichardson5317 Před rokem +343

    “When I was hungry, I ate. When I was tired, I slept. When I had to go….you know….I went”
    - Forrest Gump

  • @Deadman1000
    @Deadman1000 Před rokem +398

    Stav being so fat he believes you need magic to be able to run long distances has been so funny since I first heard it.

    • @Wingman_
      @Wingman_ Před rokem +49

      Don't forget his favorite part of finding Nemo is when the shark is hungry

    • @MichaelMI88-88
      @MichaelMI88-88 Před rokem +9

      He fatly believes it. 😂

    • @JustAReminder
      @JustAReminder Před 11 měsíci +8

      Especially because in the movie they do show him taking a break

    • @Deadman1000
      @Deadman1000 Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@Wingman_or completely forgetting he saw the movie altogether

  • @MinorityRespecter88
    @MinorityRespecter88 Před 11 měsíci +56

    The funniest thing about this bit is there is literally a line in Forrest Gump where he says "I stopped to sleep and eat of course"

  • @EricLOTRguy
    @EricLOTRguy Před 2 lety +351

    Stav: Run a marathon = MAGIC

    • @puremercury
      @puremercury Před rokem +5

      Fucking miraculous.

    • @MarcosElMalo2
      @MarcosElMalo2 Před rokem

      @@puremercury Fucking special olympics.

    • @fshhh
      @fshhh Před rokem +2

      nah people shit themselves running them

    • @callanc3925
      @callanc3925 Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@fshhh Thats because they dont want to stop and get a worse time, not because theyre exerting themselves to the point of shitting their pants.

    • @fshhh
      @fshhh Před 10 měsíci

      @@callanc3925 shitting yourself is shitting yourself

  • @carlosnieve1225
    @carlosnieve1225 Před rokem +248

    A serious contender for Stav’s fattest moment

    • @agencyisland5077
      @agencyisland5077 Před rokem +44

      Idk 1000 island stare is pretty hard to beat in my book lmao

    • @bruhdon4748
      @bruhdon4748 Před rokem +13

      @@agencyisland5077 1000 island stare is stavs fattest moment for sure

  • @chiefbigbust3351
    @chiefbigbust3351 Před rokem +72

    Stav thinking someone has magic powers because they're jogging is the fattest thing I've ever heard.

  • @allighast9714
    @allighast9714 Před 2 lety +103

    How are we gonna go on without bits like "that ret*rd is magic" and "I'm angry because you didn't buy me breakfast"

    • @jsahkljdhkashvbosild
      @jsahkljdhkashvbosild Před 2 lety +2

      The show is now missing both a really dumb guy and a fat guy - 2 classic comedy elements

  • @josh-kf2rd
    @josh-kf2rd Před rokem +51

    "why doesn't Batman ever brush his teeth?"

  • @adamvlassis4090
    @adamvlassis4090 Před 2 lety +150

    He literally explains to that old hole on the bench that he ate when he was hungry and slept when he was tired and took a dump when he had to.

    • @Garrett1240
      @Garrett1240 Před rokem +27

      “Old hole”

    • @themidnightman9798
      @themidnightman9798 Před rokem +9

      ​@@Garrett1240One of the funniest and gayest things I've ever read. Also i'm gay.

  • @adampowell576
    @adampowell576 Před rokem +45

    They obviously didn’t pay attention to the movie because Forrest Gump addresses the bathroom and sleep breaks directly 😂

  • @uncledoctor6920
    @uncledoctor6920 Před rokem +58

    Greece can always claw its way out of the crippling debt hole it's in. But this... Stav set their culture back 1000 years.

  • @Zacnary
    @Zacnary Před rokem +6

    Thank god for these videos because now people on the Tokyo subway think I’m into soccer and not just some gay guy

  • @johnking7535
    @johnking7535 Před 2 lety +37

    I really appreciate these videos. Thanks for making them and sharing.

  • @notmyname9261
    @notmyname9261 Před rokem +11

    "It's cartoon characters . . ."

  • @nld8985
    @nld8985 Před rokem +5

    Stav has reached peak fatness.... He believes jogging long distances is actual magic like fire ball spells 😂😂

  • @RobertsonIsland
    @RobertsonIsland Před rokem +5

    My favorite part of this is that they do address the breaks lol

  • @thomastakeshita4979
    @thomastakeshita4979 Před rokem +10

    I love the insane bass boost. Really adds to the experience

  • @Petergonzaleztv
    @Petergonzaleztv Před 2 lety +18

    Holy shit stav AMBIGUITY

  • @harparp7205
    @harparp7205 Před rokem +7

    I’m surprised none of them mentioned that he was a running back at alabama and implied to be their best player.

  • @dillonwalshpvd
    @dillonwalshpvd Před rokem +7

    I actually think I understand Stav’s question, to some extent, and it sort of makes sense. Like is he really doing the stuff or is he just telling stories

  • @mrjth10000
    @mrjth10000 Před rokem +1

    In the movie forest narrates and literally says "when i was hungry, i ate, when i was tired, i slept, and when i had to use restroom....well"

  • @carlwinslo
    @carlwinslo Před rokem +22

    Stav has the mentality of a child when it comes to movies. He needs cartoons to explain things to him and thinks Forrest Gump is based on a real person. With that level of mental disability Stav should see if he is capable of running across America with no breaks.

  • @unlimitedpower3157
    @unlimitedpower3157 Před rokem +33

    Stav really is the worst when it comes to movies. Just, the worst takes a human being can bring to any sense of criticism.

  • @AYFU2
    @AYFU2 Před rokem +2

    Forrest didn't go full retard. He had magic in his side .

  • @jkol323
    @jkol323 Před rokem +1

    FELIX OUTTA NOWHERE

  • @dyloniusofsparta
    @dyloniusofsparta Před rokem +3

    Missed the scene where Gump explained.

  • @foxc8646
    @foxc8646 Před 7 měsíci

    I love these intellectuals debating

  • @Schaferlawson
    @Schaferlawson Před rokem +1

    In the movie they say that Forest Gump stops only to sleep, so Stav's whole rant was completely pointless lmao.

  • @samfrash3329
    @samfrash3329 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Stavs Baltimore accent sometimes sounds like a speech impediment

  • @josefbecher4790
    @josefbecher4790 Před 7 měsíci

    5:38 was actually a deep question...

  • @ThomasDonnelly1888
    @ThomasDonnelly1888 Před rokem +1

    Gateshead vs Fleetwood Town...

  • @dinoflame9696
    @dinoflame9696 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Jungle gump

  • @MeltingBuddhaCandle
    @MeltingBuddhaCandle Před 11 měsíci

    I heard that the movie explains how Forrest Gump ran across the.. SNOOOOORRREEEEEEE

  • @user-ih7hc9ey6k
    @user-ih7hc9ey6k Před 7 měsíci

    Holy shit 😂

  • @itsv1p3r
    @itsv1p3r Před 2 lety +16

    Im with stav on the running thing, i was under the impression that he did not stop

  • @adi_c-171
    @adi_c-171 Před rokem +2

    the funny thing is he’s right

  • @MikeOcksmallClips
    @MikeOcksmallClips Před rokem +4

    Stav didn’t bring up the only point that could help him 😂 Forest Gump grows a beard while running so that’s what makes it seem like he ran continuously. If it’s implied he made stops why wouldn’t he shave?

    • @unlimitedpower3157
      @unlimitedpower3157 Před rokem +14

      He was in a state of depression after his mom died. Other than basic needs like eating or resting, you can see he wasn't doing much to take care of himself because he simply didn't care.

  • @musicbygoldenj
    @musicbygoldenj Před 10 měsíci +1

    Does King Kong have a tail?

  • @ecarneylaw
    @ecarneylaw Před 2 měsíci

    I hate that fucking movie

  • @jacobstathers8823
    @jacobstathers8823 Před 7 měsíci +2

    It’s a thought provoking question

  • @burnu2240
    @burnu2240 Před rokem +1

    "Oh that's just Forrest, the local idiot"

  • @genxerfool9797
    @genxerfool9797 Před rokem +1

    Umm, actually, all apes are monkeys but not the other way around.

  • @masontowery8542
    @masontowery8542 Před 10 měsíci +3

    Stavros "The Mind" Halkias