Trojan.Win32.Alerta (Flashing lights warning)
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- čas přidán 6. 05. 2017
- please pardon my butchering of the Portuguese language and subsequent typing into Google Translate
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Your attempt at speaking Brazilian Portuguese is extremely fun. Cheers from Portugal ❤
E esse Villager do SSB 4 aí?
BRTHX Foto antiga xd
Pedro Silva Nossa... pelo menos é melhor que a minha :/
Se tem o SSB 4?
BRTHX tenho sim
Pedro Silva Legal, eu também tenho(só que é a versão de 3DS).
Primeira vez que converso com alguém de Portugal :/
You trying to speak Portuguese made me laugh.
So true xD
Same
Lol ya
yrgna this is hilarious. I'm Brazilian.
Is much funny if you speak in portuguese.... im brazilian too UHAEUHEWuahehuHAUEauheUAHEU
this trojan is about as mature as all the brazilians I play video games with online
Hsueheush im brazilian :(
well it's an unfair representation of brasil, of course. @@arthur979
@@non_da Couldn't agree more :/
Ok, i know that this is pretty Generic to say, but as a Brazilian, i Agree that most of the Brazilians has Low Maturity on Brazil, but, Brazil has Mature Brazilians too. (My apologies about my Terrible Grammar.)
As a brazillian guy myself, yep, our csgo servers are pure cancer, from your grandma's house as 1 to 4chan as 10, i would say it gets to 7
Dan that image is from a famous soccer club from Brazil, São Paulo F.C, in which is mocked by other teams for being a gay team.
qnd eu vi saporra eu rachei KKKSJSJSJ
@@victorandre8789 Eu tbm kakakak
jjvictor66 Huehue só os BR entende
That's a fucking badass image, and it's such a shame the team is mocked for being gay, especially with an image like that.
You go, São Paulo F.C. You go.
@@IceyTheCat they mock us as gay team because there's nothing else to insult. We're the greatest soccer club in Brazil so our rivals are jealous.
I can imagine a 7 year old programming this
It probably was.
That is the joke
I can't
@@Grelhas_ hmmmm yes dio
@@PetaDeTeta The guy posted that *six* months ago and only _now_ you attempt your "misinformation trolling" by imputing the mascot and coat of arms of S.P.F.C. (Sao Paulo Futebol Clube) to two different soccer teams of Rio de Janeiro. Besides the lameness you went late. *You* are the 7 y.o. here :-)
"It's all in the bus"
Public transit trojan
Chamseddine Hammouda Multimédia kick punch
Why I don't ride the bus.
Can we just say how satisfying the keyboard typing is?
Its like smahing your head into the keyboard and still type something understandable
One of the reasons to rewatch the video.
Mechanical keyboards ftw
@@edussalas1 so you hate it :/
ibm model m
ur all welcome
this is what it translates to from portugese: ALERT!!! A GAY DETECTED TRYING TO USE THE COMPUTER!!! Do you have anything to do with that?
OH NO NOT A GAY
_Não!_
Yeet McYeeterson _Yes, I am a born homosexual_
Original version of this person below triple gay
Os brasileiros são muito atrasados.... pelo amor de deus
Google translator lessons with danooct1 Corporation
The language in Brazilian Portuguese
Im sorry I CANT SADLY differentiate Spanish and Portguese. The way he was reading with the American accent and the English R I found that funny coz it sounded LIKE IF HE WAS TALKING CHINESE, JAPANESE...
"That Spanish sounded like Chinese or some Asian langauge" - It was obvious I was NOT saying that Spanish nor Portuguese is an Asian language nor it sounds like any... I was just saying the way he was pronouncing it was weird and funny.
Great, can you stop doing your nationalist things around? Plus the fucking "Ç" Was only in one word... (In the video)
We actually use that "r" sound, just not so strong but pretty close (at least in some regions, like São Paulo, the same region where the Trojan was made).
I made a joke, I didnt ASKED YOU to tell me whats the fucking difference between Portuguese and Spanish... Or do you want to me to explain to you the differences between Polish, Slovak and Czech?
"I think your a** is broken"
Dano : OH MY!
Dano : *types some more*
"I have crashed your computer for 5 minutes."
Me : That changed fast.
RetroAsgardian yes lmfao
It’s all great, u ass..
that legit sounds like something that ALERTA would say
Literally went from calling you slurs to “hehe look at this bright pink screen”
@@realdeadlyyarns7302 eh?
can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that we now have footage of danooct1 saying "I am a born homosexual"
Anon Ymous lmao and saying you ass lmao
When I was in school I remember making something similar and installing it on the school's computers. The only difference was it was written in VBA in MS Word. It seemed especially humorous to my 13 year old self to have Clippy randomly calling people gay.
How funny! When I was in first grade i knew what inspect was and I remember secretly changing all the text to “you have been infected by duck. in one day all your files will die.”
Let’s just say that so many teachers were scared.
I then wrote some code to delete all files and did it on every school computer except mine.
Let’s just say that my school had to pay a lot of money...
How funny! When I was in first grade i knew what inspect was and I remember secretly changing all the text to “you have been infected by duck. in one day all your files will die.”
Let’s just say that so many teachers were scared.
I then wrote some code to delete all files and did it on every school computer except mine.
Let’s just say that my school had to pay a lot of money...
LMFAOOO
LMFBSAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@@skitten4671 Well, that's... not very nice.
Alerta virus but every time it says "Seu Burro" it gets faster
SympathyTea genial
?FLOATING POINT EXCEPTION
SympathyTea no
Eu sou Brasileiro eu entendi tudo que estava escrito ali
I'm Brazilian i recognized all of the text
ai fode o bagulho
the 90s version of "the user below triple gay"
edit: please don't look at the replies they're cursed
The user above is triple gay
the user above and below is infinity gay
The user above triple gay
@@blepz8606
the person below this is infinite gay, nobody is immune, no u and reverse cards are disabled
edit (oct. 27, 2020): holy shit I MADE THIS REPLY???
CREEPER 125 / TehVegasSpartan HD RoadTo5000Subs hello, this is your mom. Why are you writing this poop? Go to bed
whoever wrote the subtitles
god bless you
As someone who is partially fluent in Brazilian Portuguese, I must say you did a pretty good job with the pronunciation.
Muito bom!
it's been over a year since you uploaded this video and my brazilian ass still loves and appreciates 1) it 2) you trying to pronounce the text on your screen and google translating it. this video honestly cheers me up, so thanks, dan!
maybe the FBI should lock his system 😉
I turned Alerta-fications on for your channel
NO WAY danooct1 just loved my comment!!
who cares rly, he loved alot of comments
I care, he's my favourite CZcamsr
MC 708
ok
Como vai otário = How are you
Google tradutor é muito confiável
Google tradutor é sempre insensato kkkk
(the irony that I used Google Translate to translate “always foolish” to “sempre insensato” since I haven’t done my Duolingo)
Kkkkkkkkk
Os Br vendo esse vírus educativo
@@RedSnake-wu3jr amamos kkkkk
???
Eu estou até impressionado que alguém do Brasil fez um Trojan, é foda esse país
Só no Brasil que um virus te chama de gay
Só no Brasil que um virus te chama de gay
You know this shit is old when bazilians still laughed with "AHAHAHHAHAH" instead of kkkkkkkkk
jvfc678 omg ;-; why peoples say we just say hue?
Currently is EAHUEAHUEAHUEAHUEAHUEA
64natan WHAAAAAAYYY?
64natan hey, i am brazilian
kk eae men
1% of video: Virus
99% of video: seeing how danooct1 translate the texts
yes indeed
**keyboard intensifies**
we (brasileiros) translate for hours now and your turn
@@vinikstudios7391 Learn English then.
@@knox1392 Sorry, I'm still learning. It's actually: We translate for hours now and your turn hahahah
God damnit, watching he type without the accents drives me crazy because it completely changes the phrase 😵😵😵
gtranslate automatically assumes them for you
Yeah but the words without accent actually have different meanings from the ones with accent, and most of the time Google gets it wrong
Eu esperando alguma imagem amaldiçoada da deep web no desktop:
Eu vendo a imagem do São Paulo de fundo: era pior do que eu pensava
Tomatecru
Hablo español y comprendo lo que dicen los brasileños, quiero decirte que, también me pareció peor ver a Sao Paulo
br é foda mesmo
Engraçado foi o cara falando que a imagem é muito daora KKKKKKKKKKK
7:48 this is the mascot from a soccer team from brazil (são paulo f.c.) which is someway famous for a joke wich the crowd is composed by homossexuals (sorry for some error in the text, english is not my mother language D: )
yes
You've done better than some native speakers of the language. Don't worry about it.
LOL KKKKKKKKKKKK
Eric Santos Eu sou Brasileiro e AQUI É FLAMENGO
Yes i am a brazillian
Alert: Windows has detected that a homosexual may be using the computer. Do you have anything to do with it?
FUCK NO!!!!!
your profile picture might have something to do with it
l0l
NÃO!!!!!!!!
NAOOOOOOO
WoofFacePersonaI found ya
This is the most mature virus ever made. Also the most well programmed "ransomware" seeing as you can alt tab out of it.
hes probably tabbed out of his vmware.
7:50 That’s a reference from a soccer team that everybody calls gay here in Brazil
Your attempt to speak my native language was the funniest thing I've seen all week. Thank you Dan
P OMEGALUL RTUGAL
@@TheJinxCast its brazillian
@@nyancat7423 brazilian language does not exist
@@sundukvariable yes i know
@@nyancat7423 then why did you say that its brazilian
The best Portuguese accent I ever heard in my life by far
FALA DIREITO PORRA
Nice profile pic
some portuguese stuff on youtube:
brazilians: MM ENT VC ME INVOCOY
KJKKKKKK nunca ri tanto na minha vida KKKKKK
lol EU SO B R A S I L
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Oh god Brazilian viruses xD
By the way, the bmp in the end is the "São Paulo" soccer team icon here in Brazil...
TheGeladoo The first Brazilian virus in the channel. Better not be the last. I was dead laughing at him trying to read the pop ups
+TJhExe Same lol
I know. I thought it was only going to be one virus, but we got a brazilian.
TheGeladoo O CARA QUE FEZ ESSE VIRUS TAVA BEBAUM
I was like why the fk are there 2 mouse cursors, after like 5 minutes i finally realised its my own cursor..
No it is a vm or virtual machine lol it lets you simulate a computer without atcually using yours
what did you do with the time you saved by not adding the "uc" in "fuck"?/
@@caramella9277 not getting muted.
Capitalist Misterhunterwolf why would you get muted
@@cringeycookies500 its a joke...
you have a calming voice i like it/it makes me feel peaceful
TÃO FOFO FALANDO PORTUGUÊS KK (so cute speaking portuguese ❤️)
Plot twist: Dan is brazilian
ｓｌｉｐｐｅｒ illuminati confirmed
plot twist
his mom is brazillian
his father is portuguese
and he was born in the us
Gum Skyloard so his father is in jail, his mother is eating bread and he is do in vids to yt
Slipper/Masteaux Fun fact:5:03 (i know what a joke is btw)
Slipper/Masteaux omg
Hi, I'm Brazilian and I really like the content you bring. It was very strange and funny you trying to read what was written in the trojan. Surely this was done by a person who had an irritating contact on MSN and did this to annoy the person.
i get so happy when i see a post by dano,, despite it being old posts they make me feel safe and happy
Alerta: **tries to bully me**
Me: angry german kid reference
I don't know what's funnier, Dan trying to read that childish swearing of terrible taste in brazilian portuguese or google translator failing miserably in translating everything!
After all these years, you still can't trust google translator even to translate the equivalent of a 12 year old trying to offend people hahaha
natyfop It just looks weird translated to english
@@user-zp8hv2hm8m Yah, expressions like those often don't translate literally. Even 1-word swears might not; I've lost track of how often German "Scheisse!" (literally "shit!") gets translated as "fuck!" to preserve the curse level of the outburst.
Im brazilian loved you speaking portuguese so funny
e isso é engraçado pra vc mais pro cara que pegou o vírus não foi engraçado
Ele não pegou o virus, o calan dele é para este tipo de coisa, ele testa.
Most of this Google translation is screwed, since the programmer of the virus used too many informal words lol
I'm proud of Brazil.
oh ok you are proud of a country that breaks the rules
in this country you will see lots and lots of adult content even advertisements
you can find other stuff that is not an adult content but a little
@@wqe9osplus787
You can't say anything bc your country it's now Brazil's
@wqe9OS plus
Did you go to Brazil?
@@wqe9osplus787 nope
Actually Brazil is very kid friendly
I live in Brazil and i only see condom things but not A FUCKING DICK
Danooct, please keep reviewing foreign viruses! They are a break from the normal "gimme me money" malware
ALERT!!!
A GAY DETECTED TRYING TO USE THE COMPUTER !!! Do you have anything to do with that ???
YOUR ASS, DO NOT I SEE THAT THE BOOT IS MAKING YOU BOTH?
[SURE, ALIAS, I AM SUCH HOMOSEXUAL!]
[NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
This is in Portuguese, according to Google Translate.
Google Translate is shit.
Second phrase would be "You ass, don't you see that the button is making you look stupid?". Also, you can understand "aliás" as "besides". That's brazillian portuguese btw
Lucas Vieira Sim kkkkjkk
thelostgamer004 Entertainment google translate sucks
i am brazilian and this translation is terrible wtf man. please go learn english ffs
É incrível ver esse cara tentando falar português.
7:56 This is the shield of a Brazilian football club called São Paulo Futebol Clube (SPFC)
we mock that who cheers for this team is triple gay
Oh shit they're onto me
eh engraçado um gringo falando em portugues
né
Gabi Caceres kkkkk né
Gabi Caceres vdd
EU ACHO Q AGORA ELE FALA BR
verdade
Glad to know that we still have windows in 2032
pink screen translated to:
I think I'm going to lock your computer for 5 minutes while you're watching this screen with those strong colors that should be fixing your eyes! hahahahahaha
i think "fucking your eyes" would fit better...
BR é foda
Esses BR cheio de probleminha
E esse google tradutor traduzindo tudo errado.
HUEHUEHUE BR
PoPZerA. Shut up.
Vdd
PoPZerA. triple gay
Como você é otário = how are you?
lel
Khazynn kkkkk, google trasleiyon is sou gudi!
Como você é otário = how stupid you are.
Khazynn Né Google tradutor é uma bosta
Kkkkkkkkk esses estrangeiros são uns merda!
"estrangeros" KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK rachei
3:51 Don't worry, "It's all in the bus"! they can't hurt you anymore!
your “eu sou” was the most close to Portuguese
Wow, the author must have had some serious issues with his own sexual identity.
Łukasz B Just typical early 2000s brazilian "humor", don't mind it haha
/\ exactly, just like one of the pearls of that period in the brazilian-200x-internet, "Vai Wilson Vai", the most well-known parody of Gloria Gaynor's "I Will Survive"...
_eu não nasci gay, a culpa é do meu pai..._
The awesome image of the final, it came from an Avatar with the Sao Paulo FC in the background.
ah yes
the awesome image of the final
Quem fez esse vírus certamente tinha uma insegurança quanto a própria sexualidade...
para d levar a sério essas porra
@@dominic_lucchese8932 É uma piada
torcia até pro sao paulo
concordo plenamente kkkkk
achei q eu era o unico br aq kkk
3:00 Let's just write: ''no i am not'' Made me laugh!
KKSKSKKSKSKS BBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBBRR HUEHUEHUEHUEHEUHEUHE
VAGABUNDO É FODA
O cara que fez isso É MUITO VAGABUNDO
Hurueheueheueheu
Enzo Guino brasileiro e tudo cara de pau
eu sei que eu digitei errado, n corrige a zueira
Dava jonas adverte huehuehue
6:05 Did he just sing?
Yup
He sings bootiful
CADÊ OS BRS? TÔ RINDO DELE COLOCANDO NO TRADUTOR
to aqui kkk
kkkkkkkkkkkk
to rindo dele falando portugues
Aq kkk os cara falando q todos os br é doente nos comments é de doer nem todos são.
Akakkaka eu tbm mano
The noise from your keyboard is very satisfying!!
I am brazilian and i now what is alerta. Alerta is alert
Não é óbvio.
Temos um genio aqui
Xeroque Rolmes
Nicolas Faingold we know
Nicolas Faingold it’s pretty obvious lol
People talking shit about google translate, while they can't spell a single word correctly in their own mother language. Jesus! Brazil is indeed lost.
(I'm Brazilian)
I've basically abandoned all hope for this country, honestly.
If the top comments are anything to go by, this truly is the land of thick-skinned basement-dwellers that _really_ don't seem to have anything better to do with their time than hunt down and fling insults at eachother thanks to their Internet-granted anonymity.
I mean I don't think I'm superior by any means, I know I'm also garbage just like the rest of these people but I don't like showing that side anywhere if it isn't warranted.
-I'll probably regret writing this comment in a few days, but fuck it. Venting to people who won't just go 'lol faggot' immediately feels great.-
My thoughts exactly. This country is diseased lol
That's only half true.
Yeah, agreed (i'm also Brazilian)
im also brazilian br na area
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I'M DEAD WITH THAT JOKE IN THE END!! I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS IN AGES AND I DON'T REGRET ONE SECOND OF THIS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! AMAZING!
(also, for someone from US/Canada you can even pick up some Brazilian Portuguese, congratz!)
"go your tail, crumpled, I think I'll lock your computer for 5 minutes." -- Google Translate, 2019.
Gee, I wonder where this virus' name came from.
"Alerta" mean warning
Pretty sure he was joking...
Why every time i watch your video i scan my system with antivirus
"Eu sou um homessexual nato" todos os brasileiros riem hahahaha
@@lucmsilvagg nossa eu nem lembrava desse comentário q eu tinha feito vey kkkk
why is this enjoyable to watch
I love your Portuguese speaking skills.
Sao Paulo FC?
Yes, Sao Paulo FC.
The club has the reputation of having gays supporters. Dont ask me why... haha
Lucas Jorge They're mascots is Bambi
Lucas Jorge has grings idiots "pq eu sou Br porra! !!" aff, your estrangers has stupids
Lucas Jorge traduzido : vcs gringos são uns idiotas! !!
Blue ......
first video i watched that introduced me to your channel
i am glad i clicked on this
There is nothing in this world more satisfying than the sound of your keyboard
Isso é arte, senhoras e senhores.
O CARA TENTANDO FALAR PORTUGUES FICOU MUITO BOM KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
The bitmap on the final, is a picture from a soccer team on Brazil, is called "São Paulo Futebol Clube" and "SPFC" or most called is "São Paulo", and the "grandpa" from the bitmap, is the mascot of The soccer team.
Спасибо за русские субтитры, дружище. Ты реально скрасил моё ожидание :)
Thanks for russian subtitles, friend. You really did better my waiting.
не видел здесь русских комментариев, но эти субтитры прекрасны
соглассен
Best trojan ever! 😂😂😂
KKKKKK MANO O MALUCO TENTANDO FALAR PORTUGUES É MT BOM
Nossa,amei o final ,muito obrigado
"como você é idiota" not is translate for "how are you"
lol
kkkkkkkkkkkkkk
@@negaokkj1064 oshe kkkkkkkk
eu q sou brasileiro e entendi tudo
Neh KKK tradutor que não sabe traduzir kk
According to Google, it means: How stupid are you?
Kkkkk
I'd love to see a collaboration or followup video with a real Portuguese or Brazilian person reading all the text and playing it side-by-side with Dan's so that those of us who don't speak the language can see just how good or bad he was!
Virus calling you homosexual:
você nasceu gay!
9 year old kid who programmed this:
hahaha isso dá muitas risadas, eu sou comediante de 5 estrelas.
(Haha, this is really funny, i'm a top tier comedian)
"Eu sou", instead of "eles são"
@@jonasferraz thanks for telling me
wait whats the 5 for?
@@melraidfadrago4759 5 stars comedian (top tier)
_Those keyboard sounds are delightful..._
Oh my god! A portuguese (portugal/brasil) virus! :0
I've never seen anything like this! Thank you for showing us this beauty! :D
Josué #Porquê? It's weird how in Brazil they speak Portuguese
Then again in America we speak English so
It's brazilian. It has stuff like "troxa", and it also uses 'você' a LOT.
You mean Português/Brazil,rigth?there is a lot of diferences in português,like we have 2 versions one:Brazil version,two:Portugal version.
5:45 why not in portuguese? We Brazilians are having fun seeing you using google translator
About the SPFC wallpaper: São Paulo Futebol Clube is a brazilian soccer team. The mascot is a "saint", as you can see in the wallpaper.
Opa, finalmente nos encontramos aqui né br?
Estou caçando alguns mas ainda não encontrei. Continue sua jornada amigo.
Edit: Para nos encontrar filtre os comentários por Mais Recente.
"please pardon my butchering of the Portuguese language and subsequent typing into Google Translate" LOL this rlly
Como podemos ver claramente , o tradutor está traduzindo 100% corretamente não é mesmo ?
The typing sounds nice xD
Muito bom entender o que estava no ALERTA
1:22 Nice translation, lmaoo 😂😂
MEU DEUS DAOJMSDAJNMK so pelo nome ja sabia q era um virus do brasil
Watching this as a Portuguese speaker is just another level 😂
I like how much the text changed as you typing it into Google. LOL