By the way, Can You Survive SCP Containment Breach? (ft. JoCat)

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  • čas přidán 3. 10. 2019
  • New Merch! crowdmade.com/collections/dan...
    Daniel, Hosuh, Stephen, Jay and Jocat get hired in the SCP Foundation! However, a containment breach occurs and they must survive through different SCP monsters. Secure, Contain, Protect.
    Joe the cat: / @jocat
    Animator: Bella - / hourglass34_
    To find more about the classified SCP, Foundation wiki page
    Dan Plan ♪ ~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
    Our Twitch: / planbeta
    Our Facebook Page: / danplanb
    Our Twitter Page: / danplanb
    Our Discord: Closed (will re-open occasionally)
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    Business email: djgreenapples@gmail.com
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Komentáře • 22K

  • @mrbread7555
    @mrbread7555 Před 4 lety +2333

    no you can’t take any of mine, they are my boobs
    -Stephen, the teacher, 2019

  • @alphonse6803
    @alphonse6803 Před 4 lety +3220

    “Wait, where is it?”
    “ *wHAT DO YOU MEAN, ‘WHERE IS IT?’?!* “
    “W H E R E I S I T ?!”

  • @alishaabraham8076
    @alishaabraham8076 Před 2 lety +3048

    I miss the trio. Man they were so funny together

    • @eb4409
      @eb4409 Před 2 lety +197

      fr it's nostalgic now

    • @gigachad4515
      @gigachad4515 Před 2 lety +33

      Yes

    • @brryfc
      @brryfc Před 2 lety +25

      Yea….

    • @themaddoctor5304
      @themaddoctor5304 Před 2 lety +124

      A tragedy. Yet some things must change. I think that they're all doing ok now.

    • @wynderr
      @wynderr Před 2 lety +87

      Glad to see im not the only ones coming back for nostalgia, god i miss this stuff so much

  • @Emmett_Br0wn
    @Emmett_Br0wn Před 3 lety +587

    0:22
    *"Steven and I, I understand. Because D-Class people are Lifetime prison criminals."*
    *_"Why the hell is Hosuh here??"_*

  • @nightrunner9113
    @nightrunner9113 Před 4 lety +6949

    "we are trying to get rid of child poverty"
    picture of Jay with a knife

    • @erase6138
      @erase6138 Před 4 lety +470

      Can't have Child Poverty if all children are dead

    • @a_chairs
      @a_chairs Před 4 lety +365

      "By 2020 we plan to cut all homeless people in half"

    • @Sasha-gd8xi
      @Sasha-gd8xi Před 4 lety +49

      @@keirasizzles5552 Do you understand the joke?

    • @spritedispenser
      @spritedispenser Před 4 lety +14

      NightRunner 911 ngl i laughed

    • @pastel_palette2539
      @pastel_palette2539 Před 4 lety +47

      Lol that’s Stephen’s knife

  • @Krystal-ix7ni
    @Krystal-ix7ni Před 4 lety +634

    Daniel: 'You look into the room and you see a man who's on fire'
    Jay: 'Oh, a fireman'

    • @ykiiren9477
      @ykiiren9477 Před 4 lety +3

      En En no Shouboutai opening starts playing

    • @bendoverproductions5904
      @bendoverproductions5904 Před 4 lety +1

      SCP-001

    • @iandreihell7881
      @iandreihell7881 Před 4 lety +5

      @@bendoverproductions5904 the god for the SCP. Jay's actually right, he know a bit about SCP'S, as he knew what half the SCP's mechanics are.

    • @yurimanfreddy1905
      @yurimanfreddy1905 Před 4 lety

      @@bendoverproductions5904 I was thinking SCP-457

    • @ancientpiguardian7462
      @ancientpiguardian7462 Před 4 lety

      I think Jay was actually just guessing that it was the fire man scp. I being made entirely out of fire.

  • @asphouir5463
    @asphouir5463 Před rokem +96

    "Do you have dental care?"
    (Instantaneously) "no"

  • @allentayoto7387
    @allentayoto7387 Před 3 lety +86

    They used up all their luck in 5:05... The fact that 173 escaped without killing all of them is beyond a simple miracle.

    • @NoNamerNe
      @NoNamerNe Před 2 lety +2

      Yep

    • @kirifoxy9
      @kirifoxy9 Před 2 měsíci

      Well yes but it was supposed to be the containment breach game cenario soo for the plot it had to be done

  • @mystascat
    @mystascat Před 4 lety +586

    Jocat: “I want to seduce Stephen with my incredibly good looks.”
    Me: *chokes in Japanese*

  • @chykheangea3741
    @chykheangea3741 Před 4 lety +1404

    Steven’s girlfriend/ex: *Exists*
    Dan: “No she doesn’t”

    • @nocturnalalpha9529
      @nocturnalalpha9529 Před 4 lety +8

      It does, it's me lol

    • @mis2221
      @mis2221 Před 4 lety +1

      Stephens girlfriend: *:')*

    • @h.dstupid1262
      @h.dstupid1262 Před 4 lety +4

      #1 mirio fan xD.

    • @nocturnalalpha9529
      @nocturnalalpha9529 Před 4 lety +4

      @@mis2221 I don't think he has one,cause in the second video of Jumanji dan saids "IF YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND what would you tell her" so,that means he doesn't have one lol

    • @mis2221
      @mis2221 Před 4 lety +1

      @@nocturnalalpha9529 Ik it was a joke :D

  • @takami_0710
    @takami_0710 Před 2 lety +66

    rip the old days with steven and hosuh

  • @cheeseslicereal
    @cheeseslicereal Před 5 měsíci +22

    I miss this era :(

  • @dangispilledmycereal4681
    @dangispilledmycereal4681 Před 4 lety +422

    "I want to seduce Stephen with my incredibly good looks"
    - JoCat 2019

    • @djnoname8619
      @djnoname8619 Před 4 lety +2

      PristineKat don’t forget it was successful

  • @limediamond3657
    @limediamond3657 Před 4 lety +822

    “Is this a creepypasta?”
    “No this is a scary spaghetti”

  • @jakecoveyduck
    @jakecoveyduck Před 3 lety +291

    I regret that I just found these guys now. They are hilarious

    • @dripditto69
      @dripditto69 Před 2 lety +39

      you should regret not finding them before all the drama.

    • @JerryP7a
      @JerryP7a Před 2 lety +15

      it was fun for sure before the drama

    • @Someguye1
      @Someguye1 Před 2 lety +6

      DONT TRY SEEING THE DRAMA i just got reary sad

    • @animelover3306
      @animelover3306 Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@dripditto69what drama? O.o

    • @animelover3306
      @animelover3306 Před 9 měsíci +1

      ​@@JerryP7awhat drama happened between them?

  • @summonersriftgarbage4426
    @summonersriftgarbage4426 Před rokem +34

    Now i see the problems with daniel's way of being a DM, his campains are too restrained and generally don't allow for maximum creativity from the players so he often denies actiions that would change his story a bit

  • @beehulme8646
    @beehulme8646 Před 4 lety +516

    "do you have any close relatives that would question your disappearance?"
    "i live alone in the middle of the woods"
    "great fantastic fantastic"

  • @isabeltunes7090
    @isabeltunes7090 Před 4 lety +2472

    the two moods of jay:
    Jay: i'm going to murder everyone in this room
    Also Jay: SQUISHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
    STEPHEN DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH THE ORANGE SLIME

  • @theboomtb1611
    @theboomtb1611 Před 3 lety +22

    Dan: where is it!?
    Steven: 4:48

  • @tibb.y1892
    @tibb.y1892 Před 2 lety +40

    I don’t know wether I’m better or worse for watching them in their prime before Stephen told the truth or if I just never found them and didn’t remember loving them

  • @trishie_V
    @trishie_V Před 4 lety +4890

    Hosuh: “He has all the right to refuse,”
    Dan: “ no he doesn’t”
    ...
    Hosuh: “oh ok”

  • @pixelpiko
    @pixelpiko Před 4 lety +1943

    “So, w- what are you in fo-?”
    -Daniel 2019

  • @themushroomqueen395
    @themushroomqueen395 Před rokem +6

    I can't believe this was 3 years ago🥲

  • @cloudiemello759
    @cloudiemello759 Před 3 lety +23

    Daniel:Oh. So what are you in for-
    Fernand?:*proceeds to trying to eat Daniel*

  • @theArab__
    @theArab__ Před 4 lety +2102

    “We are not criminals”
    Jay and Stephen: _Are you sure about that!?_

    • @kylo0053
      @kylo0053 Před 4 lety +2

      Rodolfo Ali what’s with the syrian flag?

    • @shakayla4056
      @shakayla4056 Před 4 lety +2

      Kylo 00 maybe thats where theyre from

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 Před 4 lety +2

      *"Are you sure about this?"*

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 Před 4 lety +2

      Wonder if they were d class

    • @theArab__
      @theArab__ Před 4 lety +4

      Kylo 00 yeah I’m Syrian and the flag of my country means a lot to me

  • @mx_mercury
    @mx_mercury Před 4 lety +2869

    Stephen: Can we eat the slime?
    Jay: *So you have chosen, death.*

  • @Nickandgames
    @Nickandgames Před 5 měsíci +2

    I don't know why but near the end when I don't know why saids "Don't you fu***** dare eat the slime" Got me dying on the floor when I was a kid

  • @ClownBiscuits
    @ClownBiscuits Před 2 lety +13

    I had no idea what SCP was when I first watched this video, but now as someone very interested in SCP shit makes a lot more sense.
    But I miss these guys

  • @blueraspberrycat1283
    @blueraspberrycat1283 Před 4 lety +2496

    "You kill me, you lose an encyclopedia!"
    ~Jay 2019

    • @cooldeemo1087
      @cooldeemo1087 Před 4 lety +54

      Hes the only one that seems to have actual ok knowledge of scps

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander Před 4 lety +22

      Blueraspberry Cat
      Because of that, he is definitely gonna die...

    • @theboi9588
      @theboi9588 Před 4 lety +9

      that is at 5:45

    • @ridanaushad3376
      @ridanaushad3376 Před 4 lety +8

      Dan: gOoD i CaNt ReAd!

    • @hectorryu8182
      @hectorryu8182 Před 4 lety +6

      I really start wondering, what if jay find scp 049, what he will do?

  • @Sar4zu
    @Sar4zu Před 4 lety +2309

    “Why the hell is Hosuh here?”
    I don’t know either since he’s basically an angel who has seen too much but you know what, it’s for the plot-

    • @The--Gamer
      @The--Gamer Před 4 lety +38

      I mean, the foundation do kidnap normal people time to time

    • @marisapyav4688
      @marisapyav4688 Před 4 lety +17

      Scp 1 could technically be an angel....

    • @crane8015
      @crane8015 Před 4 lety +5

      Idk the Area 51 video has me questioning that now

    • @tammy8157
      @tammy8157 Před 4 lety +4

      Yeah when they run low on death row inmates (since with how they blow through d class faster than people get put on death row) they usually take from the general populace or even just normal inmates, they prolly don’t free d class a month after either but instead amnesticise

    • @ZyroShadowPony
      @ZyroShadowPony Před 4 lety

      Hosuh could work as a janitor or scientist

  • @denjiaddiction
    @denjiaddiction Před rokem +17

    whos here watching for nostalgia

  • @Morello54
    @Morello54 Před 3 lety +9

    "Oh yeah i had a great sleep.
    Minus theee.. screaming.. people :)"
    *Jay is a frikkin mood*

  • @eunie4276
    @eunie4276 Před 4 lety +900

    "Wait, is this a creepypasta?"
    "No, it's a scaryspaghetti."

  • @vanilla-milk8148
    @vanilla-milk8148 Před 4 lety +448

    “I want genderbend fanart because I bet I look hot as a girl,” I mean, he’s not wrong.

    • @lonelyanimatorwolf5384
      @lonelyanimatorwolf5384 Před 4 lety +1

      True tho😂

    • @valorrye2342
      @valorrye2342 Před 4 lety +2

      I have been assigned a project where I have to draw my left side of my body as a girl. Kind of satisfied with the result since my friends copied models from anime and I didn't.

  • @andreamagturo6517
    @andreamagturo6517 Před 2 lety +3

    5:45 "if you kill me you lose an encyclopedia"
    by jay

  • @wtf6448
    @wtf6448 Před rokem +4

    BRUH I MISS THEM MAKING VIDEOS LIKE THIS SM 😭

  • @brandon.w6899
    @brandon.w6899 Před 4 lety +2237

    “Why would all the doors shut down immediately?”
    Daniel: “Well you know, for plot”
    - Daniel 2019

  • @minvi152
    @minvi152 Před 4 lety +402

    “iS tHiS a cReePypAstA?¿”
    “nO iT’s a sPoOkY sPagHeTti”

  • @chiyosan3520
    @chiyosan3520 Před 2 lety +9

    *me the whole vid* : THE EYES ARE SO CUTEE AH!

  • @gonernotloner
    @gonernotloner Před 2 lety +3

    I just realised the thing that the person who’s interviewing them has a thin good night in their hair and the it looks like the thing Joe from your turn to die had

  • @myJbfan100
    @myJbfan100 Před 4 lety +7000

    Dan: “I’ll kill you all with NO hesitation”
    Also Dan: lets Stephen and Jay die with tweezers but spares Hosuh lol

    • @ingridromero7843
      @ingridromero7843 Před 4 lety +250

      Hosuh is to wholesome to die

    • @hallowseevee
      @hallowseevee Před 4 lety +31

      Ingrid Romero yes

    • @izzfizz9721
      @izzfizz9721 Před 4 lety +62

      Aw Stephen and Jay always die first

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander Před 4 lety +28

      Ingrid Romero
      Long story short,
      None of them will survive...

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander Před 4 lety +19

      Hold on...
      I don’t know if my math is wrong but everyone have 2 lives but Hosuh have 1...
      Well, Dan will lose one in the next episode

  • @eeska4959
    @eeska4959 Před 4 lety +2601

    “Is this a creepy pasta?”
    No no it’s a *Scary Spaghetti™*

  • @BlakeGamer-qy6ve
    @BlakeGamer-qy6ve Před 8 měsíci +4

    Fun fact: The weeping angels is what actually inspried the 1st SCP, which is how we have them today.
    I know they were mentioned in the video. Just gonna say this because I like whenever doctor who is mentioned and it will always have a place in my heart.

  • @pukupukupaopao
    @pukupukupaopao Před 2 lety +13

    This squad has been the best one in the history.... It's literally perfect

  • @leovaldez7991
    @leovaldez7991 Před 4 lety +2100

    “If I die, I mean,
    I guess I’ll just
    perish then.”
    A whole ass mood

  • @y.1043
    @y.1043 Před 4 lety +6770

    “If you have to blink, just make sure to tell someone”
    Jay: *Has no eyes*

  • @mischivana8452
    @mischivana8452 Před 3 lety +10

    I swear Stephen and Jay are the best on the channel. Relate so much to them

  • @xiella2028
    @xiella2028 Před 2 lety +8

    I’m still rewatching this gosh it’s so nostalgic now

  • @jovanekiii
    @jovanekiii Před 4 lety +3363

    "We Are Trying To Get Child Poverty Off Of Our Town."
    Me: *careful, he's a hero.*

    • @holyvicar
      @holyvicar Před 4 lety +21

      Y e s

    • @tbr4563
      @tbr4563 Před 4 lety +10

      Even Stephen

    • @RisingJay
      @RisingJay Před 4 lety +17

      somebody should draw that scene w/ daniel in a spidey suit

    • @Xyb3rAnims
      @Xyb3rAnims Před 4 lety +1

      oh hi jovan carl you also watch danplan nice

    • @Bingbong123swong
      @Bingbong123swong Před 4 lety +2

      Why did you use a caps for each word that not *GRAMMAR*
      By the way I know I’m not using grammar

  • @calebdragonborn7564
    @calebdragonborn7564 Před 4 lety +646

    "We have great insurance!"
    "Do you have dental?"
    "N O"

    • @HoneydewBeach
      @HoneydewBeach Před 4 lety +3

      damn Eldritch builds inc. seems like a better job

    • @cam4636
      @cam4636 Před 4 lety +2

      See I knew they were an American organization

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 Před 4 lety

      @@cam4636
      😂

  • @alf1306
    @alf1306 Před 2 lety +16

    watching the by the way series to remember the good times

  • @w4rt953
    @w4rt953 Před 2 lety +5

    10:51 I love how he shoves 131's eye into the wall lul

  • @chloeline6645
    @chloeline6645 Před 4 lety +769

    “stephen, what’s her name then?”
    *”amber..oni”*

  • @leorasier6806
    @leorasier6806 Před 4 lety +892

    "I would like to steal his pet"
    "NO YOU ROLLED A ONE YOU FAIL"

  • @nbqxd
    @nbqxd Před 3 lety +10

    me knowing every single scp but the golden tweezers: i think I am the actual encyclapedia

  • @whatamidoinghere4216
    @whatamidoinghere4216 Před 9 měsíci +3

    This'll mark the 200th time ive rewatched this... Damn i miss the old times miss the laughs...

  • @sofiadu1639
    @sofiadu1639 Před 4 lety +2676

    *”why the hell is hosuh here”*
    Jay we’ve been asking ourselves that since the psychopath video
    *its not gonna end*

    • @ristosony6097
      @ristosony6097 Před 4 lety +12

      Bruh moment? WOTER SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPP

    • @muumin435
      @muumin435 Před 4 lety +11

      Because D-Class can be taken from anywhere, there are people who are D-Class but has a clean record.

    • @bigpoggers6507
      @bigpoggers6507 Před 4 lety +4

      NO DEMON!

    • @EltonLovesPeople
      @EltonLovesPeople Před 4 lety

      XD

    • @theretrodragonyope
      @theretrodragonyope Před 4 lety +4

      Those who seem innocent are those to worry about. After all, you do not want people to know that you can murder them, Cough cough I mean psychopath I mean innocent. lol.

  • @gray-and-pastel
    @gray-and-pastel Před 4 lety +1824

    Jay: "Do you think we're alive right now because I'm pretty lifeless already!"
    Also Jay: "orange slime ORANGE SLIME O R A N G E S L I M E"

  • @iz_bizz2010
    @iz_bizz2010 Před rokem +5

    9:42 *_You do not recognize the bodies in the water._*

  • @Sychotik1
    @Sychotik1 Před rokem +5

    I miss this group dynamic

  • @deviljoe1750
    @deviljoe1750 Před 4 lety +2380

    “They don’t care who they hire, they’re gonna die anyway”
    “ITS LIKE SPEED DATING”

  • @artistahoy9103
    @artistahoy9103 Před 4 lety +1008

    “I don’t like it’s badonka-donk.”
    -*Jocat 2019

  • @yittkmc5960
    @yittkmc5960 Před 3 lety +12

    I don’t know why but when I hear any of them say “shit” or “oh shit” it satisfies me so I’m like “my life is complete,you can kill me now”

  • @amnaahmed2099
    @amnaahmed2099 Před 3 lety +5

    IT FEELS DIFFRENT WITHOUT STEVEN I HIT MY KEYBOAD ON THE WALL DONT ASK WHY BUT NOW IM STUCK ON CAPS

  • @connorc5613
    @connorc5613 Před 4 lety +9076

    “Is this creepypasta”
    “No this is scaryspaghetti”
    Aw, I thought it was spookylinguine

  • @raeradice
    @raeradice Před 4 lety +898

    James: "You guys shouldnt break eye contact nor blink until you ask permission"
    Jay: *am I a joke to you?*

    • @Cinnaschticks
      @Cinnaschticks Před 4 lety +31

      This is probably why he offered to clean, lmfao-

    • @-cosmiclown-
      @-cosmiclown- Před 4 lety

      Wouldn't that mean that Jay would be the first to die since he didn't even make eye contact in the first place

  • @brummagefs
    @brummagefs Před 2 lety +4

    Since i know like about 70% percent of the scp's and their abilities, it's fun to see them choose the wrong one and ultimately die.

  • @Lambo2010
    @Lambo2010 Před 7 měsíci +3

    Its been almost 3 years since Stephen left

  • @rowanblaze1160
    @rowanblaze1160 Před 4 lety +685

    "No it's a scary spaghetti."
    -Daniel 2019

  • @kko3291
    @kko3291 Před 4 lety +12038

    “Why the hell is Hosuh here?”
    never underestimate the supposed innocent

    • @potato.2766
      @potato.2766 Před 4 lety +77

      ok.

    • @yeet5065
      @yeet5065 Před 4 lety +154

      Because Stephen

    • @jensherman2661
      @jensherman2661 Před 4 lety +124

      NEVER underestimate the supposed inocent.
      Hosuh: Neverrrr....

    • @lunasteria
      @lunasteria Před 4 lety +48

      Jay is so cute 😍

    • @facundosantos9020
      @facundosantos9020 Před 4 lety +67

      Maybe that whole suppressed perversion thing from the horror island is real.

  • @justarandomperson6122
    @justarandomperson6122 Před 3 lety +10

    Daniel: "we are trying to get rid of child poverty in our town"
    Me: OK jay put down the knife that is not the answer 😅

  • @treyjex3
    @treyjex3 Před rokem +7

    Back when life was good 😔

  • @pastel_palette2539
    @pastel_palette2539 Před 4 lety +3548

    Jay:
    One minute he’s plotting to murder Daniel, and the next he’s squealing about squishies and orange slimes
    8:54
    I also love how Daniel is the force of good, even though he started off the video by saying “I will kill you all without hesitation”

    • @Ardeleus
      @Ardeleus Před 4 lety +36

      For good reason

    • @ghuttsmckenzie4269
      @ghuttsmckenzie4269 Před 4 lety +45

      Don't dis SCP 999

    • @bellam4602
      @bellam4602 Před 4 lety +38

      SCP 999 is cute af and it’s harmless

    • @kenlyck1474
      @kenlyck1474 Před 4 lety +27

      The orange slime is the best!scp 999 is pure and brings happiness dont you dare say it doesnt

    • @actuallycae
      @actuallycae Před 4 lety +19

      Scp 999 is adorable, harmless and likes to give tickles

  • @makikurusu4418
    @makikurusu4418 Před 4 lety +4527

    "Dont blink until u tell another person"
    Jay: *eyes always closed*

    • @DevinDoingstuff
      @DevinDoingstuff Před 4 lety +194

      Brock would be dead in a second

    • @mangoneaway9250
      @mangoneaway9250 Před 4 lety +24

      I died 😂😂😂

    • @makikurusu4418
      @makikurusu4418 Před 4 lety +85

      like literally the whole Episode XD
      also that one part saying do not look
      Jay:Explaining just look at the wall and do not look
      also jay: *Eyes are still tightly shut until Orange slime topic came in*

    • @jaida7583
      @jaida7583 Před 4 lety +8

      Omg I thought that too :000

    • @collisial2326
      @collisial2326 Před 4 lety +10

      This sounds racist to me but funny cuz im asian

  • @gone6452
    @gone6452 Před 2 lety +9

    as much as I miss danplan, I understand what happened, and I doubt that he will ever make a full return

  • @icy3980
    @icy3980 Před 3 lety +4

    Rewatching this now that I actually know what SCP's are just hits way different.

  • @sunarin6409
    @sunarin6409 Před 4 lety +5992

    jay: “orange slime right??”
    them: “yea”
    jay: “YiEeEeEeEEeEeEeEeEeEeEe”

    • @ghostlytoast6031
      @ghostlytoast6031 Před 4 lety +102

      kozumeii I WAS SO EXCITED

    • @monetbunso
      @monetbunso Před 4 lety +94

      NOOOOOOO SCP-999 Tickle monster

    • @matthewbull1762
      @matthewbull1762 Před 4 lety +61

      the orange slime or scp 999 is the tinkle monster

    • @theanxiousone5344
      @theanxiousone5344 Před 4 lety +68

      I won't blame him for being excited

    • @MahnSae987
      @MahnSae987 Před 4 lety +43

      Proably scp:999 class:safe Our Foundation doesn’t really know 999’s origins and where it came from.

  • @kimsugahara9795
    @kimsugahara9795 Před 4 lety +1484

    "IF YOU KILL ME YOU LOSE AN ENCYCLOPEDIA"
    As I said: Jay is a man of culture

    • @soupguy5243
      @soupguy5243 Před 4 lety +5

      *man

    • @lunaequinox7333
      @lunaequinox7333 Před 4 lety +3

      Jay is me

    • @babyreaper2192
      @babyreaper2192 Před 4 lety +7

      He is a man of sociopathic tendencies

    • @maybach5787
      @maybach5787 Před 4 lety +4

      i internally screamed thru this whole thing due to how little they know.

    • @kimsugahara9795
      @kimsugahara9795 Před 4 lety +2

      @@maybach5787 Exactly! I commented this in the beginning of the video and then they all died including Jay. I was like "noooo stooooop!!! Don't enter there! ...NO! DON'T TOUCH IT!... GET THE FUCK OUT OF THEEEERE!!!"

  • @Star-nm3rp
    @Star-nm3rp Před 2 lety +3

    I have seen this video like thousands of times and just now I realized that when they signed the contract it was all normal except for Jay's fancy signature

  • @goosifyed9717
    @goosifyed9717 Před 3 lety +3

    11:42
    (boss music)
    THE RADINCE!!!

  • @ppoppoz
    @ppoppoz Před 4 lety +515

    "orange slime oRANGE SLIME ORANGE SLIME"
    jay x orange slime

    • @DefyingPenguin
      @DefyingPenguin Před 4 lety +18

      @Feuer Teufel just type SCP 999 it's one of the few friendly scp

    • @florentgailly4479
      @florentgailly4479 Před 4 lety +18

      @@DefyingPenguin I think we can say that it is by far the purest cinnamon roll of the scp

    • @arminsugar6787
      @arminsugar6787 Před 4 lety +11

      SCP 999 is like the best, purest, cutest, kindest, most wonderful creature ever

    • @yohantheredactedman8016
      @yohantheredactedman8016 Před 4 lety

      What about 912??

    • @mak3x7
      @mak3x7 Před 4 lety

      @@arminsugar6787
      What about scp-682?🤣

  • @solaire_ofastora3
    @solaire_ofastora3 Před 4 lety +1410

    "We do not want to die"
    "We do not want to die"
    "We do not want to die"
    "We do not want to die"

    • @soulstealer3602
      @soulstealer3602 Před 4 lety +5

      @@GeneBean43 DONT WORRY ITS ON RADIO AFTER EVERY GOD DAMN SONG

    • @pixeldragon7899
      @pixeldragon7899 Před 4 lety +9

      The moment I saw 'Do not look' I was like SHYGUY, MY MAN!

    • @dial3690
      @dial3690 Před 4 lety +1

      Yes

    • @dial3690
      @dial3690 Před 4 lety +2

      pixel dragon if they looked they would have been fucked

    • @solaire_ofastora3
      @solaire_ofastora3 Před 4 lety

      @@GeneBean43 it would be to good for the public sorry

  • @DrUnK.CaT.C0m
    @DrUnK.CaT.C0m Před 2 lety +1

    I love that the eye balls are supposed to tell you when danger is near but they just float aroundp

  • @1TooManyToons
    @1TooManyToons Před 6 měsíci +4

    My childhood

  • @elysiahernandez845
    @elysiahernandez845 Před 4 lety +727

    “We just wanna give a chance for e v e r y b o d y”
    Jay: yeah- everybody
    “Yeah- aMaZiNg iNsuRANcE bTw!”
    Not a single braincell in that scene

    • @clintdona4586
      @clintdona4586 Před 4 lety +7

      BurnedBunz
      “do you have DeNtaL?”
      “nO”

    • @lurk4266
      @lurk4266 Před 4 lety +2

      Deku Derp

    • @teal-5
      @teal-5 Před 4 lety +4

      Just listen to Jay he can save your life and the room with the burning man with wings is an SCP that can I dearly mess you up it Can kill you in Mira milliseconds if you come you’re at you will die if you are half away around the world and you manage to attack him in that distance he can still kill you just listen to Jay

    • @teal-5
      @teal-5 Před 4 lety

      4:15 Foreshadowing

  • @omszy
    @omszy Před 4 lety +880

    Dan:”so what are you in fo-“
    *gets eaten by Fernand*
    Jay: should’ve gone to the slime

  • @andrewmunro4884
    @andrewmunro4884 Před 2 lety +3

    To be honest I most likely wouldn’t survive my first encounter with any dangerous scp that could move or just do something horrible to me just by looking at it.

  • @someguy_on_the_internet
    @someguy_on_the_internet Před 5 měsíci +3

    Everything was simple.

  • @thjgby
    @thjgby Před 4 lety +740

    One moment: Murder
    Next Moment: “I want to seduce Steven”

  • @rosalygarcia6044
    @rosalygarcia6044 Před 4 lety +2569

    “No this is a scary spaghetti” -Daniel 2019

  • @merkuiriy8421
    @merkuiriy8421 Před 2 lety +5

    I remember watching this channel, it sucks realizing the truth...

  • @eneiliobelanger3766
    @eneiliobelanger3766 Před 2 lety +3

    11:52 he is the gate guardian the man that let's you in heaven or hell

  • @omnicupid6694
    @omnicupid6694 Před 4 lety +518

    When Jay finds out there's an orange slime he starts acting like Stephen when he's at Disneyland.

    • @chopsuymatus9349
      @chopsuymatus9349 Před 4 lety +33

      Wouldn't you do the same if you were face to face with the true cure for depression. I'm serious in an encounter with the most blood thirsty and angsty scp it won a tickle fight and enraptured it in utter bliss. Don't you dare tell me you wouldn't have reacted the same way.

    • @omnicupid6694
      @omnicupid6694 Před 4 lety +11

      @@chopsuymatus9349 I would've, my little sister also. She loves slime.

  • @Natman-rj5qs
    @Natman-rj5qs Před 4 lety +2717

    “Today were are gonna see if you can survive SCP!”
    Jay: The expert

    • @dr.michaelpines.1803
      @dr.michaelpines.1803 Před 4 lety +77

      Me: The Encyclopedia. Alright, I'm gonna pick the ones where my death is least likely.
      Jay: I'm an expert. But I made the wrong choice on the first turn.

    • @iamnotarobot3255
      @iamnotarobot3255 Před 4 lety +11

      Why didn’t anyone just take out their phone and look up the scp number on the door

    • @jamievanburen659
      @jamievanburen659 Před 4 lety +11

      Floweypot Flowey that wouldn’t be fun at all then.

    • @raspberrycrowns9494
      @raspberrycrowns9494 Před 4 lety +3

      Jay: *cracks knuckles*

    • @pumba9020
      @pumba9020 Před 4 lety

      #TeamTrees ! Spread it Please! Help MrBeast Plant Trees!

  • @user-gx5oj6ug3m
    @user-gx5oj6ug3m Před 2 měsíci +1

    Tbh the dumbest thing to do here is to hold the recruiter hostage cause the scp foundatoin has the most elite soilders in the world of sci-if things:)

  • @StarSliverWotsernameagain

    Yeah, I slept really well. Minus the screaming... People."
    -Jay, 2019

  • @luciidtears8166
    @luciidtears8166 Před 4 lety +707

    Daniel: the other door says “orange sli-“
    Me: *screams SCP-999 over and over again*

  • @hatstephla1769
    @hatstephla1769 Před rokem +1

    “I don’t like its badonkadonk.” This might be my new favorite quote of all time

  • @ssr8555
    @ssr8555 Před 3 lety +2

    I just recently started watching JoCat and woah, I forgot he collabed with DanPlan. That’s awesome

  • @OneColdRepublican
    @OneColdRepublican Před 4 lety +1147

    "We have three lives what's the worst that could happen?"
    *ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING*