Jon Lajoie - Everyday Normal Guy 2 (With Lyrics)
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Jon Lajoie's Everyday Normal Guy 2
Lyrics:
Im just a regular everyday normal muthafucka
I told you in the first song, Ill tell you in another.
Im just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
I dont have a girlfriend my hands my only lover.
Im just a regular everyday normal muthafucka
One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper.
Im just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman.
I was walking down the street just the other day
I saw these two fine bitches
they were walkin my way
Yo whatchu girls doin tonight?
is what I wanted to say
but suddenly I panicked
my voice started to shake.
so I put my head down
and I just walked away
I had a bus to catch anyway,
it worked out great.
Got on the bus put my headphones on and pressed play
Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and motherfuckin Ace of Base.
Yo, what can I say,
its just a day in my life
Im up early in the morning
in bed early at night.
To be productive at work
I gotta be well rested.
Yeah muthafucka,
you heard what I just said.
Im just a regular everyday normal muthafucka
I dont like margarine I much prefer the taste of butter.
Im just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters.
Im just a regular everyday normal muthafucka
I have a hard time opening my eyes under water.
Im just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
and Im not a huge Nicholas Cage fan.
Im from a
lower-middle class family,
me and my brothers and sisters
played hide and seek,
I have good memories
from my childhood bitch,
my favorite toy
was my fuckin fire truck bitch,
I used to play with that motherfucker all day long,
until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog
and then I played with my muthafucka all day long
about 10 times a day man, all year long.
My favorite song motherfucker
I dont like to admit it
is a Celine Dion song
from the movie Titanic.
Every night in my dreams,
I see youI feel you
Every time I hear that fuckin shit
a tear comes to my eye.
Why the fuck did Leonardo Di Caprio have to die?
Though Im not afraid to say
that Im a sensitive guy,
sticks and stones break my bones
but its the words that make me cry.
Like that time in Grade 3
when a girl called me stupid face,
she really hurt me,
whyd she call me stupid face?
Is my face stupid?
Hows that even possible?
A person can be stupid
but a face? Thats impossible.
Shit happens all the time
and you learn how to deal with it,
Regular, everyday, normal fuckin bullshit.
Im just a regular everyday normal muthafucka
When I get into a fight I usually leave on a stretcher.
Im just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
When I got nothin to say I usually talk about the weather.
Im just a regular everyday normal muthafucka
I like the 1st Back to the Future but the 2nd one was better.
Im just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
I like red peppers better than the green ones.
Ooooohoooooosavin up my money
to go buy a new dishwasher.
Mine broke about 6 months ago.
Mother fucker.
Go Go Go Go
Go shorty, its your birthday,
Go party like its your birthday.
I wasnt invited, but its okay.
Ill just stay at home and play some video games.
Steve: You want some of this? Come and get it. - Hudba
Who else is still listening in 2024
Me
Me
Me
You want some more of this, bitch?
Back in the heezy
We could do this all year long
I told you in the first song, I'll tell you in another
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
I don't have a girlfriend, my hand's my only lover
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman
I was walking down the street just the other day
I saw these two fine bitches, they were walking my way
"Yo, what you girls doing tonight?" is what I wanted to say
But suddenly I panicked, my voice started to shake
So I put my head down, and I just walked away
I had a bus to catch anyway, it worked out great
Got on the bus, put my headphones on, and pressed play
Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and motherfucking Ace of Bass
Yo, what can I say? It's just a day in my life
I'm up early in the morning, in bed early at night
To be productive at work, I got to be well rested
Yeah, motherfucker, you heard what I just said
I don't like margarine, I much prefer the taste of butter
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
And I'm not a huge Nicholas Cage fan
I'm from a lower-middle class family
Me and my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek
I have good memories from my childhood, bitch
My favorite toy was my fucking firetruck, bitch
I used to play with that motherfucker all day long
Until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog
And then I played with my motherfucker all day long
About ten times a day, man, all year long
My favorite song, motherfucker, I don't like to admit it
Is a Celine Dion Song from the movie Titanic
Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you
Every time I hear that fucking shit, a tear comes to my eye
Why the fuck did Leonardo DiCaprio have to die
Yo, I'm not afraid to say that I'm a sensitive guy
Sticks and stones break my bones, but it's the words that make me cry
Like that time in grade three, when a girl called me Stupid Face
She really hurt me, why'd she call me Stupid Face?
Is my face stupid? How's that even possible?
A person could be stupid, but a face? That's impossible
Shit happens all the time, and you learn how to deal with it
Regular everyday normal fucking bullshit
When I get into a fight, I usually leave on a stretcher
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
When I got nothing to say, I usually talk about the weather
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
I like the first Back To The Future, but the second one was better
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
I like red peppers better than the green ones
Ooh-hoo, saving up my money to go buy a new dishwasher
Mine broke about six months ago, motherfucker
Go, go, go, go, go shawty
It's your birthday
Go party like it's your birthday
I wasn't invited, but it's okay
I'll just stay at home and play some video games
Me too!
11 years later: still a good song
Facts
12
@@markgerick548 ratio
How am I just hearing this right now...today...almost 2 decades later? What the fuck!!!!!
Ikr
0% flashy lights
0% sports car
100% talent
Hell yeah :DD
from my hood MTL 😂😂😂😂
HELL YEAH
Fuck yeah
ههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه
"I'm saving up my money for a new dishwasher" 🙏😤
Im saving to buy a girlfriend
@@Sarcasimo I kidnapped a new one for free
@@chachaadguzel5609 wha-
I thought that was the best line from the song. Very random, but fucking brilliant.
bars...
Finally
Took me 17 years to find a regular meaningful song 🔥♥️
Lol it toke one one second
Try kevin gates
Specifically stuck in da streetz
Leaving a regular reply 👍
👍🏾
Finally I find a legendary song on all meme video
literally took me 10 seconds, lmao
Produif same here 😂
Same here bro 💯
Was it the one with that back kid sliding down the mud hill ? Lol
@@Produif me to xD
Respect to those who still listen this song in 2021😎👌👍
É isso 2021 Man
Fodaaaa
Yes this is one of my favorite
😎
gg
This, ladys and gentlemen, is how you sing with your heart 😌
General Kenobi !!! You are a bold one
This will be a big hit
Oh made in 2009 oops
i think he made in 2000 or more
@@GDTasteYouHavehe made this in 2006
The only guy who can make being normal seem cool
It’s 2022 and I am still listening to this hit song… it humbles my soul every damn day…
Original and part two are both all time bangers. Even without the hilarity they're bangers too. Just good music in and of itself.
My hands are my own lover
Anyone 2024?
Ye
I come here every month, this is just pure gold.
Yessir
you back bro?
2022 and this shit is still pure. Just a dude over here
2022 with you here.. just a dude talkin to another dude over here
One of Most meaningful thing ever heard in life
12 years ago and still a masterpiece, who would forgot this song anyways
Who else is listening to this in 2020
me bro
this song is still on my playlist lol
Me I love this
😂 this song on my ragdoll videos
Meeeee
Who else listing this masterpiece in 2020
Earthworm Hoppers yes
Is this fire or no?
Nobody now
2021
2021
12 years later and I still wake up with this stuck in my head sometimes
This is a bop, I was playing it while walking the halls of my high school and I had 7 people chime in just vibing
Finaly.... I find this...... LEGENDARY MEME SONG!!!!
I DONT HAVE GIRLFIREND MY HANDS ARE ONLY MY LOVER~Epic One😂
its a shame it took me 11 years to find this gem ....👁️👃👁️
It's been 12 year still can't forget this vibe 😍
This video looks so nostalgic and yea stayin at home nd playing is our motto now 🙇
His song was soo meaningful thou ... unlike now-a-days songs
No way this video doesn't have 1Mil views it's been 14 years this is literally a masterpiece
Love this.... it's been one of my morning affirmations... 💯💯💯💯
I love this song bro!!!!
Hi boy
Probably the most relatable song ever made
Comentario brasileiro aqui,
M U S I C A F O D A D E M A I S
essa msc me da vontade de chorar
@@rodrodrodrodrodrod pq mn, mó top,
@@giorgehenrique5295 vdd
Música foda mlk quer chora
Aquii
Ohhh really man this is a master piece 🔥🔥🔥
In this song, Jon Lajoie mocks the industry norm for rappers to brag
about their lavish and extravagant lifestyles. Instead, he writes about
his average life that is not exciting in a humorous manner.
Honestly it might just be me but i feel like it kinda works
Still the best Rap song in 2023
OTHER RAPPERS: Flexing how they are richer than 90% of people
THIS GUY: Making song for that average 90%
This guy is going to be a legend forever
He legit has talent
All the rap music out there is about lyrics that say “I’m the best in the world” or “I could bang your girl and she’d like it.” Take Doja Cat’s bestfriend:
“The whole world wanna be us”
“All these rich boys wanna f**k on us”
It’s all about self-promotion and haughtiness, and basically bragging into a microphone for 3 minutes to an audience that only 1% can probably relate to.
This guy puts a refreshing twist to the genre by just saying he’s a regular dude, and proud of it.
I like this song.
First time listening to to this jam, and honestly I can rock with it..
Love this song its so chill im adding this to my playlist
Respect from Romania sir !
this song is a masterpiece !
Total Legend. ❤his work.
"Don't let your boyfriend or child see this"
Love this song 🎶 one of the best
Wish we could turn back time 😢
the most meaningful rap i ever heard in my life... More surprisingly it is sung by a white guy
Yo hol up
Huh
Dude holds a good point
Isnt eminem white
Eminem? But ok then
Ahead of time👌🏽🔥💯
100% good music
0% drugs
0% 18+
100% meaning
This song has more meaning then my life
Masterpiece
Fine wine n fine songs ages well.
This took me 13 years to find this it’s so amazing all talent respect him
Pure talent.
just heard this for the first time , when he said "michael keaton was my favorite batman" i had to find this song
14 years later still a masterpiece
First time and I love it
2019?🤣🤣🤣
I finally find the song, your music are in ALL memes BR
this is the best song ever
Respect to those who still to this in 2022
😎👌👍
After 11 years still witching and vibing on this song 😌😌
2019 :)
I can't believe how relatable this is.
I’ve been knowin this song forever n when I saw Jon was in The League it made me love him more
2:06 ! BEEEST
We woon whole remix!
Facts
Hell yeah 2019
This is a masterpiece
This song is very awesome bro respect ++🤘🤞
This is real Quality Rap
Esta cancion estaba adelantada a su epoca sin duda
This was so freaking LIT 🔥
2021 and still digging it
2021.
holy shit thats nice
This song is really great I think it’s number one
0% autotune 0% expensive clothes 100% fact 100% rapper
2019 ?? ☠🔥
i have a hard time opening my eyes underwater XD 1:30
xD
Keep it bro I loved ur rap. U have talent salute 💝. U can achieve best of luck ☺
Leaving this comment here to remind me to listen to this masterpeice everyday❤💫
Про меня прям, в душу песня запала.
The most truth song 😄
12yrs later it still rocks
I love this song !!
Still better than most of the shit they do today
Michael Keaton is my favorite Batman too
I waste like 10 min searching this comment,
Whorth
2023 still listening 🎧🎶
Great Song❤️❤️
2022 👍🏻
2:33 melhor parte kkkkkkkk
Kkkkkkkkklkklllkkkkkkkkkj
Just perfect
Damnn G! . Legit. Sound just like atmosphere in a way.
Brasil 🇧🇷.
nunca foi por dinheiro e sim por amor ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
Wow ultimate lyrics killed it bro...
Gold
2020 yooooooooooo
I dont have a girlfriend my hands my only lover 😻😊😻😊
This song is the only one I can regularly give with!!!!
so gud