lol these re-upload police need to take their crappy detective work and slip it down the crack of their asses. For the millionth time, I'm moving my content from Machinima to my channel because I am now independent. Thanks for your support. /s. The rest of you, I love you almost as much as I love pregnant men.
mans1ay3r good on you dude, I've heard about how machinima treats their people, sorta the same reason Lyle left as well, the creators get fuck all while machinima is swimming in cash. Keep creating man, we will be watching. We are fans of yours, not machinima's.
It's great to see that your independent from Machinima! Make them delete your videos off their channel! Can't wait to see new gamerpoop with the Special Edition
Yes exposure is good, but they should still need to treat him fairly, you know in the end he is the one making the content and even today when people search for it they will end on the Machinima channel not here, you see despite his name being on the video credited as the creator, not everyone is smart to know that the main channel is this one specially if most of the videos are somewhere else.
Whenever I see Ysolda (or any npc with her voice), I think about the “crack rocks” scene here (mostly Ysolda, since she’s got you smuggling sleeping tree sap for her)
Vampire! OH NO! Count Dracula? WRONG! It's cock blockula. This has to be the best Skyrim Gamerpoop moment ever for me, I can watch this shit so many times and it still cracks me up every time!
It's great to see this on your channel instead of Machinima. I suppose that was a Network contract situation you had to deal with that prevented you putting it here. Hopefully there will be more Skyrim Poops. If I see you making actual content again I will become a patron. (Just my opinion: I don't consider you recording yourself playing Titanfall *actual* content-creation... but I can hope)
He did release a new Fallout poop not long ago though so the content will definitely come (yeah, stay here until it cums). I think he's just re-uploading these because it's as you said, his contract with Machinima ended so it's best if he has these on his own channel.
The cockblockula part gets me every time
Yes. that on it's own is beautiful.
Oh yes indeed
Swaaaagggg
*clap clap*
"SILENCE."
"Prepare the royal anus!"
"WHAT??"
Machinima is probably crying themselves to sleep now that they no longer control this masterpiece.
Cherishe Fiction amen to that
I'll drink some mead to that!
haha i laughed at that comment so much
yes cups up lads!!! to the death of machinema!!!!
Hear hear!
lol these re-upload police need to take their crappy detective work and slip it down the crack of their asses. For the millionth time, I'm moving my content from Machinima to my channel because I am now independent. Thanks for your support. /s.
The rest of you, I love you almost as much as I love pregnant men.
Slow, like a sabercat tears a deer!
mans1ay3r your content was why I subscribed to machinima.
Now I can happily un-sub from that channel
mans1ay3r Better see moar *SKYRIM SHUFFLE*
mans1ay3r glad you got away from those criminals.
mans1ay3r good on you dude, I've heard about how machinima treats their people, sorta the same reason Lyle left as well, the creators get fuck all while machinima is swimming in cash.
Keep creating man, we will be watching. We are fans of yours, not machinima's.
glad to see he is not apart of Machinima anymore.
why not?
it was becuz of machinima i saw this guy
machinima is shit
MCNs in general are cancer
let me do my reaserch
“O RLY?” Jarl Ballin’ is an absolute masterpiece.
you wouldnt hurt a pregnant man?
Ratchet wat?!
Ratchet Nah, but them nipple fish give zero fucks
Ratchet I think the Jarl can't keep things under control.
CaptainLumpyDog O RLY?
I wouldn't argue
2:36 That smooth transition from doing a windmill to sitting on the throne is underrated.
It truly is.
2:34 Jarl's dancing back to his throne still cracks me up.
ikr? some fire hiphopping straight to the throne lmao
He’s got so much swag it’s crazy
It’s so smooth, he flows right into the seat. I watched these as they were coming out in highschool, we quoted everything.
i need the "jarl ballin 10 hours" again...
Pokesus Just break dances back to his throne. Truly SWAG
666 -^- sorry saw the opportunity when it was 665
It exist
No. That’s not long enough
4 yrs later.... Ya same. 🤣
watching this series is like playing skyrim while on drugs, without the high.
shit it's damn close to a high tho lol I honestly dropped acid and watched these it was amazing lol
Intriguing.....
.....but highly disturbing
Lol
Roxas Seeker of Darkness Skyrim on skooma?
Well I am currently stoned out of my mind, watching these videos WHILE playing Skyrim. Do I win?
"Wrong, it's Cock-Blockula!"
I couldn't breathe for several minutes after that. lol
"THE JARL'S GOING TO DESTROY THAT"
"OH YES INDEED".
VAMPIRE!!!
@@goldenbutteract2446 wrong its cock blockula
"You there! PLEASE. You have to help me!"
"What is it? DRAGONS?"
"No! Worse. I'm pregnant."
Dragorosso95 huh
You wot m8
Hahahahaah
Lol
Lol its suppose to be the catholic faith and with the roman soldier looking imperials XD
"I'm giving birth to a holy child. You have to help me get rid of it before I find myself in a book"
"huh"
"Some GOD DAMN HOLY BOOK!" *slaps*
“FOOL. You dare attack an imperial guard?”
Esteban Brzosko no no no, you wouldn’t hurt a pregnant man?
Lol
this is actually referancing chathocism as one point of religion and the imperials representing the roman soldiers in those archaic times lol.
@@williamwebb580 I think the jarl can’t keep things under control
"I think mans1ay3r cant keep things under control" - Machinima
"O RLY?" -mans1ay3r
"I think the Jarl can't keep things under control." Balgruuf - "OH REALLY?" *Proceeds with one of the most prolific Nordic folksongs of the 4th Era.*
based
Jarl Motherfuckin' Balgruuf is the best thing to happen to the Elder Scrolls since the series first came out.
"No son. Stay here until your mother comes."
...
"Yeah! Stay here until I come."
C O C K B L O C K U L A
Yes.
Oh yes, indeed.
Where the good lord was born.
Jarl Ballin or Cock Blockula?
+You'reThatMantis Both.
jarl defenitly
Zacjacob h
Jarl balling, balling, Jarl balling!
Axel Cezar Swag
Ballin' *
Haters gonna hate!
Ow!
Haters gonna hate!
Ow!
Bitches gonna hate!
Ow!
Yo mommas gonna hate!
Ow!
Holla if you need me.
Reefer, BITCH!
"Silence! Prepare the royal anus" That part gets me every time.
"The Jarl's going to destroy that!"
@@ClericOfPholtus Oh yes indeed!
@@manlykitten123 Vampire!
jarl is going to destroy that. oh, yes indeed.
'the jarl is going to destroy that' couldn't really be done better
This This is the random shit that gets me through my day
Had to see these again to feel young and safe and calm and like i know what the world is about
This episode is so legendary I hope it will never die and meme lords in year 4000 will still be watching it on the Mars.
Elon told me I can take this video with me when we launch.
It's great to see that your independent from Machinima! Make them delete your videos off their channel! Can't wait to see new gamerpoop with the Special Edition
S3RV3RCR2SH3R I mean, Machinima isn't bad. They helped him get off the ground in the first place. The exposure they provided was likely critical
Yes exposure is good, but they should still need to treat him fairly, you know in the end he is the one making the content and even today when people search for it they will end on the Machinima channel not here, you see despite his name being on the video credited as the creator, not everyone is smart to know that the main channel is this one specially if most of the videos are somewhere else.
RoarOfDamnation
may you please explain to me what the controversy is?
RoarOfDamnation
ok
Jarl Ballin' is here to destroy Poppin' Bottle Caps
If only there was an actual mans1ay3r-mod™ for skyrim, with all this glorious insane shit happening in-game
I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE
Whenever I see Ysolda (or any npc with her voice), I think about the “crack rocks” scene here (mostly Ysolda, since she’s got you smuggling sleeping tree sap for her)
Oh yay he is gonna destroy that
procastgaming guy oh yesh indeed
Vampire!
Dracula?
Wrong. It's Cock Blockula!
You have to help me
I'm giving birth to a holy child
You have to help me get rid of it before i find myself in a book
I don't want crazies worshipping me
You Dare attack a Impearial
Cachillian you wouldn't hurt a pregnant man would you?
oh not again
Let it be understood that still to this day, the singing and dancing of Jarl Ballin' Balgruff is praised legend.
"The Jarl is going to destroy that."
Oh, yes indeed...
Balgruuf breakdancing his way back to his throne is just majestic.
What percentage cut did machinima give you for the videos of yours they uploaded?
not enough for sure
20%-30% i guess, not sure
Yeah thats ridiculous honestly
40%
the best episode of gamerpoop
Vampire!
OH NO!
Count Dracula?
WRONG! It's cock blockula.
This has to be the best Skyrim Gamerpoop moment ever for me, I can watch this shit so many times and it still cracks me up every time!
Feels good to watch these again, lmfao
Bruh I think about Jarl Ballin once every 3 months
😂😂😂
I still quote these videos on a regular basis. Especially the Jarl Ballin' rap
I’m going to tell my kids this is lord of the rings
This episode be ballin' ballin' Jarl ballin'
Swag
Father: "Stay here until your mother comes"
Mother: "Yeaaaaah, stay here until I come!"
The Ysolda part always gets me in tears.
These series will forever remain the best Skypoop. series
You make me want to play Skyrim AGAIN. Its not like ive already spent 1000+ hours there or anything. Thanks Mans1ay3r. Now draw me like a French girl
“I had a little extra” “ you crack hoarding b word” gets flip kicked across the face and does “Thank you”
at the opening I was like "Yeahhhh'
but a few seconds later,
I was like "Nooooooo"
Joey22guns Zero it's mans1ay3r. How did you not expect that?
DAMN IT MANS1AY3R!
2:06 Even 5 years later, anytime I see Jarl Balgruuf I get flashbacks to this song 😂
1:42 That poor soldier was just as ditraught as all of us by that vision.
I'm so glad these videos are in this awesome channel!
2:05 Balgruuf: *"I'LL SHOW YOU THE POWER OF THE JARL"*
I had to come back to this, I needed a good laugh and some nostalgic intake
Do you know where I can find that instrumental In the begging man
This is just too funny man, great work, seriously. I thin I've seen every single one more than 5 times lol
"you wouldn't attack a pregnant man" 😂
"Yeah stay here until I come"
I fuckin lost it at that part
Deffinetly best gamerpoop yet.
Ill never forget this vids
Funniest thing is that really happens in the elder scrolls canon,
just with moonsugar instead. (as well as skooma and hist sap)
So does mans1ay3r is now free from machinima?
Yes
Far Asap yes
Far Asap
I don't know. Does he? 😋
Yes. He does is now free from Machinima :^)
I love all your videos so much. ! Nice to have you back again!!!
oh i can't believe i haven't seen these in a while love them so much
The Balgruff scène is FUCKING EPIC !!!!!
5 years passed and jarl still ballin' hard.
2022 and jarl ballin is still a banger
This has always been one of my fav of your vids. Hilarious! XD
1:19 i swear to stendarr, man.
2:08..spit the fire ma lord ooohhhwee lord
2:03 the single most important reason to side with the imperials
The birth of Jarl Ballin', my absolute favorite among all gamer poops.
Sauron aint got shit on Jarl Baallin Balgruuf.
That moment when Jarl Balgruuf dances better than me hahahaha
Damn Jarl Balgruf be BALLIN!
This is probably one of the best from the series
Good to see this back. Brings back memories of the good old Oblivion days. Let's get to bashing butts.
Jarl Ballin is the anthem of my generation
Gamer Poop - the best thing CZcams has to offer. Seen it milion times, still cracks me up.
1:59 "oh no.. you wouldn't hurt a pregnet man." Lol
I cant believe these are still being made
I watched this milion times and i simply can't stop laughing. I'm happy that you're now free.
Absolutely legendary, 2 immortal classics in one video
I lose it every time at Jarl Balgruuf breakdancing 😂
Hard to believe after all these years that Jarl Ballin and Cock Blockula are from the same video
This literally made my jaw drop.
This is hands down the best skyrim gamerpoop video
I've recently been watching Skyrim for pimps and it's very funny that there's now two instances where Ysolda is a drug dealer
Oh god it's Count Dracula wrong it's cock blockula
I'm dying XD
Still ballin
This was and actually is the best of the skyrim playlist
"The jarls gonna destroy that" 🤣🤣🤣
the classic never dies
Jarl Ballin SWAG
Bulgarian Force I'm a simple bulgarian. I see Bulgaria, I thumbs up.
"BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN! SWAG! Ouhouuuuu!"
Jarl Balgruf Best scene.
My childhood cries
It's great to see this on your channel instead of Machinima. I suppose that was a Network contract situation you had to deal with that prevented you putting it here.
Hopefully there will be more Skyrim Poops. If I see you making actual content again I will become a patron.
(Just my opinion: I don't consider you recording yourself playing Titanfall *actual* content-creation... but I can hope)
he has there's a fallout 4 gamer poop !
He did release a new Fallout poop not long ago though so the content will definitely come (yeah, stay here until it cums). I think he's just re-uploading these because it's as you said, his contract with Machinima ended so it's best if he has these on his own channel.
*Mans1ay3r uploads a video*
MY LONGEST YEAH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
You know you're awesome when fucking Sauron is your backup dancer.
Ballin Still my ringtone in 2021.