How Princess Peach BEATS Gravity! | The SCIENCE of... Mario

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    Remember how when Peach falls she actually uses her dress to float and slow her landings? That always seemed strange to me. How does her dress support her weight? Should we all be throwing out our parachutes and putting on our princess dresses instead? Today Loyal Theorists, Austin is going to get to the bottom of this Princess Peach mystery!
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  • @GingerAstronaut
    @GingerAstronaut Před 3 lety +2075

    Nobody tell him about hoop and historical skirts, he’ll explode.

    • @chanhailey7848
      @chanhailey7848 Před 3 lety +174

      and layer and layer of petticoats!

    • @phantomzo8209
      @phantomzo8209 Před 3 lety +66

      Who is going to tell him that this is all a dream in Mario's head? (I'm sure this is the game that pulled that stunt at the end)

    • @kkcliffy2952
      @kkcliffy2952 Před 3 lety +94

      I definitely think her dress has a historical style skirt rather than the flat circle he guessed. If it was a flat circle, it would stick straight out on the way down!

    • @mldag1678
      @mldag1678 Před 3 lety +27

      @@kkcliffy2952 right? I feel so bad for Austin ;-;

    • @FluffehStuff274
      @FluffehStuff274 Před 3 lety +33

      He didn't really guess at what kind of skirt she had. He stated it was impossible for her to float and then presented a simplified scenario to show what it would take to make it happen. Including the 13 layers of historical clothing women had to wear would simply make the video overtly complicated for viewers. The real point of these videos is to provide a bit of education in a fun way.

  • @me30000
    @me30000 Před 3 lety +3518

    Austin, you didn’t even account for the possibility that’s she’s spinning her legs like a helicopter under the dress

    • @aexandereung5686
      @aexandereung5686 Před 3 lety +135

      Peach v.s. Chun Li :D

    • @envoxity9544
      @envoxity9544 Před 3 lety +101

      Oh god her legs will go: *fa do fa do fa do fa do fa do*

    • @nic0856
      @nic0856 Před 3 lety +55

      @@envoxity9544 brian thats not what A helicopter sounds like

    • @H1Y28
      @H1Y28 Před 3 lety +9

      I think I found out who are the parents of dipper and Mabel from gravity falls,please rate, czcams.com/video/iS37TQgPtlE/video.html

    • @isaiahdeleon2508
      @isaiahdeleon2508 Před 3 lety +8

      Wut?

  • @allie7601
    @allie7601 Před 3 lety +1767

    “I know all about skirts now” **proceeds to forget about the fact that she is probably wearing a hoop skirt and/or a petticoat**

    • @Maddyy320
      @Maddyy320 Před 3 lety +132

      Not to mention ALL those jewels

    • @lovelydeath04
      @lovelydeath04 Před 3 lety +18

      This

    • @lucia_kidtech
      @lucia_kidtech Před 3 lety +46

      And oh my god probably a bum wrap and like the way those kind of skirts are gathered makes them unbelievably heavy

    • @asyouwishpaintingllc2664
      @asyouwishpaintingllc2664 Před 3 lety +22

      I know nothing about skirts and even I know that
      I really love Lolita fashion and have to wear a petticoat thing under it
      Sooo

    • @anonymousfellow8879
      @anonymousfellow8879 Před 3 lety +14

      Also...Peach’s proportions wouldn’t put her at average weight. It’s prolly not as extreme for her as me but...yeah. that’s gonna throw his calculations off a bit

  • @whatever9097
    @whatever9097 Před 3 lety +503

    “Did you know skirts are complicated?”
    Me, a costumer and seamstress: unfortunately

    • @lessymain7310
      @lessymain7310 Před 3 lety +4

      Yeah, not to manchen the konstruktion, of the skirt patern

    • @Atlessa
      @Atlessa Před 3 lety +7

      I first read that as 'customer' and was confused why you'd mention it. Then I read again and facepalmed.

    • @claracatlady9844
      @claracatlady9844 Před 2 lety +2

      Same. Design student over here

  • @Wildwolf-zb3sk
    @Wildwolf-zb3sk Před 3 lety +291

    What drives MatPat crazy: Fnaf
    What drives Austin crazy: EVERYTHING about Nintendo

    • @firevenus1873
      @firevenus1873 Před 3 lety +9

      And together they would go crazy about everything

    • @letgo1234
      @letgo1234 Před 3 lety +4

      Plus everything sonic

    • @DecemberSfy
      @DecemberSfy Před 3 lety +4

      nope, just *EVERYTHING

    • @chanbricks4461
      @chanbricks4461 Před 3 lety +4

      @Miguel Messina I like him a lot. His craziness complements Matpat's chill

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan Před 3 lety

      Near Dintendo

  • @Liinaii
    @Liinaii Před 3 lety +1357

    I'm terrified to tell austin about historical rectangle skirts

    • @abigailw7146
      @abigailw7146 Před 3 lety +113

      and about petticoats

    • @aquadark2291
      @aquadark2291 Před 3 lety +57

      I'm sure he looked into those a bit considering his comments about the beginners course.

    • @kikilatorre
      @kikilatorre Před 3 lety +64

      And crinolines, there’s no way that floor length skirt is holding its shape by itself

    • @anyelaalarcon5865
      @anyelaalarcon5865 Před 3 lety +4

      czcams.com/video/2e81s3LRslw/video.html

    • @HamonCombo
      @HamonCombo Před 3 lety +1

      do it

  • @jthecwoffle
    @jthecwoffle Před 3 lety +595

    Alternative title: 19 minutes of someone having a mental break down

  • @shakiragreenlee7368
    @shakiragreenlee7368 Před 3 lety +396

    I feel like Austin has a mental breakdown every time he comes up with a theory. Also no one tell him about hoop skirts or petticoats (he'd lose his *fôking* mind)

    • @nanami4245
      @nanami4245 Před 3 lety +5

      HEY AUSTIN!!!!!

    • @jake38201
      @jake38201 Před 3 lety +1

      cause he needs to make sure it’s right cuz so many of his are wrong

    • @ItIsBeeTime
      @ItIsBeeTime Před 2 lety +3

      Or the crinoline that makes the bottom a bit more poofy.

    • @jemiebridges3197
      @jemiebridges3197 Před 2 lety

      I think you meant he'd lose his *Frocking* mind.

    • @hermairtis27
      @hermairtis27 Před 2 lety

      @@jake38201 you are as intelligent as him?? ....

  • @Juanthemovie
    @Juanthemovie Před 3 lety +599

    some woman: so what do you do in your job?
    Austin: I study womans skirts..... and figure out how to fly in them......

    • @swordfighterpiers1511
      @swordfighterpiers1511 Před 3 lety +55

      It's not flying it's falling with style

    • @kittymeowmeow8568
      @kittymeowmeow8568 Před 3 lety +17

      Lol dusty is right
      But I love watching Austin rage about cool stuff
      Austins and mats videos are what I live for each week 😂

    • @someguyintheuniverse415
      @someguyintheuniverse415 Před 3 lety +3

      @@swordfighterpiers1511
      O u t s t a n d i n g M o v e 😔👌

    • @fakename6468
      @fakename6468 Před 3 lety

      Add "From the ground"... Add "From the ground"

    • @gordatados
      @gordatados Před 3 lety

      This made me laugh so hard! 🤣

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED Před 3 lety +553

    Matpat : "I deduced deep lore of FNAF piecing together it's timeline while trying to stay sane"
    Austin : "I yell and research skirts"

    • @reapermaster1233
      @reapermaster1233 Před 3 lety +17

      We stan Austin

    • @lcefrisbee
      @lcefrisbee Před 3 lety +24

      I used to hate Austin's videos for some reason but now I love them. He doesn't upload as often but he does a lot more science than matpat ussually so he has a excuse.

    • @Hariol_
      @Hariol_ Před 3 lety +14

      @@lcefrisbee I completely understand what you mean, if one of these videos came up in a playlist I was watching I always skipped it, but when I actually started watching just Austin's videos outside the context of MatPat's theories I discovered I really like them and the style they are presented in.

    • @jbluewind4727
      @jbluewind4727 Před 3 lety +6

      I was rollin because I misread it as "I yell at research skirts" XD

    • @kat5017
      @kat5017 Před 3 lety +1

      lol

  • @ye-average-artist3890
    @ye-average-artist3890 Před 3 lety +385

    Austin: did you know skirts are complicated?
    Me: *laughs in fashion historian*

  • @chaddangersexhaver98
    @chaddangersexhaver98 Před 3 lety +652

    Small brain: Graduating high school.
    Big brain: Understanding the FNAF time line
    Galaxy brain: Understanding literally anything Austin just said.

    • @Nashtoon_
      @Nashtoon_ Před 3 lety +31

      I understood everything he said lol

    • @sethnavarrette9011
      @sethnavarrette9011 Před 3 lety +16

      We actually just started learning about this kind of thing in physical science so I understood some of it

    • @heisen-bones
      @heisen-bones Před 3 lety +18

      this is not even Austin's hardest-to-understand episode. He's been worse lol don't worry.

    • @gavinw3077
      @gavinw3077 Před 3 lety +19

      Bruh just do some aerospace research, it’s not like it’s rocket science or anything... oh wait

    • @ohno8398
      @ohno8398 Před 3 lety +1

      @@heisen-bones I still absolutely love his vids

  • @timosmits98
    @timosmits98 Před 3 lety +294

    Is nobody gonna freak out that he didn't say: "HI, IT'S ME, AUSTIN!!!!!"

    • @Rose-ti2nj
      @Rose-ti2nj Před 3 lety +14

      that is the FIRST thing I noticed.

    • @katd349
      @katd349 Před 3 lety +27

      Oh...oh no...Austin has lost it...he's finally lost it...
      *Disclaimer when Austin first appeared on game theory I didn't like his videos but his videos have grown on me*

    • @viridityone3106
      @viridityone3106 Před 3 lety +3

      WHY ARE YOU ASSUMING I'M NOT FREAKING OUT I'M DEFINITELY FREAKING OUT!!!

    • @CodeKirby
      @CodeKirby Před 3 lety +3

      *He has forgotten who he is, he only exists to serve his purpose.*

    • @mintyplayz__9721
      @mintyplayz__9721 Před 3 lety +2

      shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
      Dont
      dont
      just dont
      *dont*

  • @valentinus7776
    @valentinus7776 Před 3 lety +834

    Austin must be receiving a lot of skirt ads after his research.

    • @falontani
      @falontani Před 3 lety +14

      I had to like your comment, because you had 68 likes.

    • @riskyy2933
      @riskyy2933 Před 3 lety

      *omg i found game theorist deleted video* - czcams.com/video/i0h8tD1tckc/video.html

    • @This_Pleases_The_Nut
      @This_Pleases_The_Nut Před 3 lety +20

      @@riskyy2933 Omg you're complete clickbait, shut up nobody cares.

    • @dackito4798
      @dackito4798 Před 3 lety +7

      Riskyy 29 stfu how many comments do ya have to post it on

    • @pkj6684
      @pkj6684 Před 3 lety +9

      @@riskyy2933 If it's deleted, you can't find it
      *you clickbait*

  • @iainoftheizzetleague9850
    @iainoftheizzetleague9850 Před 3 lety +84

    Me: Hears Austin's voice
    Me: *braces for impact*

    • @MetaFanWing
      @MetaFanWing Před 3 lety

      What do you know, a fellow Wings of Fire fan!

  • @dragonwings1273
    @dragonwings1273 Před 3 lety +128

    Game theory: answering the questions nobody was asking but we still love them

    • @TheBurritoBanditt
      @TheBurritoBanditt Před 3 lety

      And forget there is not answer most of the time and half that do was answer years ago

    • @idkbcidk8228
      @idkbcidk8228 Před 2 lety

      I know at least one person asked for it

  • @erimyagnozkan3135
    @erimyagnozkan3135 Před 3 lety +3109

    İ love how Matpat explains everything while only showing a little bit of the pain he has to endure behind the scenes and Austin just shouts to our faces how he regrets everything.

    • @dando541
      @dando541 Před 3 lety +58

      True

    • @AlexanderScott66
      @AlexanderScott66 Před 3 lety +171

      And that's why we love Austin's content

    • @gjk-arts5855
      @gjk-arts5855 Před 3 lety +127

      ErrorSans 505 Matpat: jokes and explaining
      Austin:HANDHANSHAJHSUDHAJDHSJSNDJNSJAJEJSJSJDUSJWJD OMG

    • @jjj9640
      @jjj9640 Před 3 lety +43

      Looks like this episode will be just *PEACHY* !!!

    • @jimchristopher977
      @jimchristopher977 Před 3 lety +16

      yep. and i love it

  • @elizabethr5270
    @elizabethr5270 Před 3 lety +407

    Austin: "Did you know that skirts were complicated?"
    Me: **laughs in cosplayer**

  • @stars_song1156
    @stars_song1156 Před 3 lety +346

    HEY AUSTIN
    'whispers' skirts can also have fabric added in so it is MORE than a circle
    this is also more common on ball gown and formal type skirts
    if you want to know all the deets go to Bernadette Banner's channel she dose historical dress making and will likely have all the information you could need
    :D

    • @jennifermchenry1443
      @jennifermchenry1443 Před 3 lety +11

      YES! BERNADETTE IS AMAZING!

    • @johntheherbalistg8756
      @johntheherbalistg8756 Před 3 lety +9

      Well, you probably just gave Austin a stroke. Congratulations

    • @memeboi6017
      @memeboi6017 Před 3 lety +5

      dont critizie his reasearch he will go full pycopath as he has to do all the calulations

  • @jolypopp7288
    @jolypopp7288 Před 3 lety +82

    Alternate title:
    "Austin gets pissed about Princess Peach"

  • @theresak7854
    @theresak7854 Před 3 lety +702

    A skirt like hers definitely has a petticoat to achieve that shape, I’d even argue it has a crinoline under. A floor length, A-Line, full circle skirt can be poofy but it won’t have the silhouette of Peach’s dress without some extra help.

    • @orireth5107
      @orireth5107 Před 3 lety +56

      Id put money on it at least having a hoopskirt underneath

    • @aaronscott7467
      @aaronscott7467 Před 3 lety +61

      I also would have guessed that it was a hoop skirt, which would mean that he would have to account for the hoops and the fact that it would not be the shape he assumed. On the plus side, it would make it easier for peach to maintain the shape of the dress instead of it just flinging itself upwards and obscuring her vision

    • @playstateminecrafter3558
      @playstateminecrafter3558 Před 3 lety +4

      ...ok..guys...

    • @rosesareredvioletsblue5438
      @rosesareredvioletsblue5438 Před 3 lety +44

      *austin screaming in the distance*

    • @albertolaurella9168
      @albertolaurella9168 Před 3 lety +6

      Nah, peach is just really really thicc

  • @Ice-yp4wg
    @Ice-yp4wg Před 3 lety +248

    And this is why math teachers avoid calculating for air resistance.

    • @sheevhernandez3869
      @sheevhernandez3869 Před 3 lety +10

      True that.

    • @Nulono
      @Nulono Před 3 lety +3

      Unless you're in a differential equations course.

    • @nalinea18
      @nalinea18 Před 3 lety +7

      Same goes for Physics teachers. I study Physics in the uni, and before advanced mechanics, after we’ve been on three differential equations courses and a friggin’ fluid dynamics course (fluid dynamics is literally worse than rocket science and nuclear physics combined), the lecturers always start with assuming the moving object is a ball and that air resistance doesn’t exist. Unless it’s a parachuter or an F1 car, drag generally isn’t enough of a problem to be worth all the hassle of solving for it. ”Assume a perfectly spherical cow falling in a vacuum” is just another day at the office for an undergrad Physics student.
      Poor cow.

    • @willhotker4653
      @willhotker4653 Před 3 lety +1

      F for the cow

    • @creativenamegoeshere2562
      @creativenamegoeshere2562 Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah they don’t want to scream at everyone

  • @candarus_collective
    @candarus_collective Před 3 lety +22

    you've heard of Austin vs. Portal, now get ready for
    Austin vs. Skirts

    • @kit6561
      @kit6561 Před 3 lety

      the state of austin v the industry of skirts

  • @stevdor6146
    @stevdor6146 Před 3 lety +60

    Austin: "skirts are complicated"
    Elizabeth Swann: "..hold my rum"
    Jack Sparrow: "why is all the rum gone?!"

    • @jurrehuizinga7136
      @jurrehuizinga7136 Před 3 lety +1

      That's captain jack sparrow for you.

    • @amylee9092
      @amylee9092 Před 3 lety

      Can we _NOT_ make references to that abuser Johnny Depp, please? #IBelieveAmberHeard

    • @amylee9092
      @amylee9092 Před 3 lety

      Also, if you're on Depp's side, do us in Evanescence a favor and don't buy our music. We don't want money from abuse apologists.

    • @stevdor6146
      @stevdor6146 Před 3 lety

      @@amylee9092 welp i am skeptical if this is the actual Amy Lee of Evanescance, but on the off chance its real- i really enjoy that groups music/talent. That takes me back to my high school days!, And i dont follow drama or news at all so i didnt know about Amber Heards story. Domestic abuse is no joking matter and it had nothing to do with my original joke, sorry. Guess even the big label music artists enjoy game theory and Austin rants

    • @stevdor6146
      @stevdor6146 Před 3 lety

      Also, if you really aren't Amy, identity theft is no joke either! Advertising a political hashtag under the guise of a popular media celebrity on the comment section of THE SCIENCE is.. well not cool, i guess

  • @25i428
    @25i428 Před 3 lety +391

    MatPat in Food Theory: That’s hot, that’s too hot
    Austin: *BREAKDOWN, BREAKDOWN*

  • @lilmissfires
    @lilmissfires Před 3 lety +678

    "Did you know skirts are complicated?"
    Anybody who's ever tried to buy a skirt: Yes.

  • @vguy96
    @vguy96 Před 3 lety +10

    Imagine nintendo commenting “wow i didn’t know that

  • @lucia_kidtech
    @lucia_kidtech Před 3 lety +11

    Austin: skirts are complacated
    Me serounded by the costumes I've got to get done like yesterday: ya don't say?

  • @Just-View
    @Just-View Před 3 lety +362

    Peach is just a princess!
    She doesn’t float, she falls with style!

  • @iwillhelpiwilldefeatjustin4310

    By now Austin is just flexing his knowledge on skirts and dresses. Without context, this piece of information could bring disaster.

    • @H1Y28
      @H1Y28 Před 3 lety

      I think I found out who are the parents of dipper and Mabel from gravity falls,please rate, czcams.com/video/iS37TQgPtlE/video.html

    • @fireshockgamer6734
      @fireshockgamer6734 Před 3 lety +10

      @@H1Y28 this is about Mario
      Not gravity falls

    • @SelecaoOfMidas
      @SelecaoOfMidas Před 3 lety +3

      You caught that too, huh? 😅👍🏾

    • @dguy0386
      @dguy0386 Před 3 lety +1

      @@H1Y28 i so expected a rick roll but that's cool to

    • @H1Y28
      @H1Y28 Před 3 lety

      @@dguy0386 thanks

  • @TrentonDoesStuff.
    @TrentonDoesStuff. Před 3 lety +5

    1:21
    "She doesnt! End of story!"
    "Or is it?"
    *VSauce music plays*

  • @ItsRozey
    @ItsRozey Před 3 lety +182

    Austin: “YOU CAN’T USE GRAMS FOR WEIGHT; NEWTONS IS THE SCIENTIFICALLY CORRECT UNIT OF WEIGHT IN THE METRIC SYSTEM!”
    Future Austin: *uses grams to describe weight anyways*

  • @LuigiGaming839
    @LuigiGaming839 Před 3 lety +510

    peach can jump the highest.
    Luigi: ima end this woman's whole career...

    • @KingJinzo2125
      @KingJinzo2125 Před 3 lety +28

      Yoshi: Yoshi! (Translates to: ima end both of your careers)

    • @SSBMultiverse
      @SSBMultiverse Před 3 lety +3

      Actually peach jumps higher

    • @snowo5748
      @snowo5748 Před 3 lety +8

      Bowser : aight, imma just... *plops egg down on top of yoshi*

    • @user-tx2ow7xj5q
      @user-tx2ow7xj5q Před 3 lety +1

      I think I found out who are the parents of dipper and Mabel from gravity falls,please rate

    • @arkiromi_is_awsome216
      @arkiromi_is_awsome216 Před 3 lety +1

      mario: luigi yoshi LEAVE HER ALONE

  • @taylorwest8465
    @taylorwest8465 Před 3 lety +220

    Austin: having a mental breakdown
    Peach: haha dress go brrr

  • @joshuapagan8131
    @joshuapagan8131 Před 3 lety +2

    12:26 Austin definitely says
    “In this pacific context”

  • @russianvalkyrie2358
    @russianvalkyrie2358 Před 3 lety +35

    I think its most likely that Peach actually has a skirt that is more than a full circle as well as being much longer than a regular skirt. She also likely have a petticoat or another layer underneath. She could also have a hoop underneath. Shes in a full on royal gown. Looking at the way she walks and how the skirt appears to fold a ton at the bottom I assume its likely longer than floor length. I do not believe this video. I fully choose to believe that it is indeed possible and austin didnt take into account all the likely variables of the skirt in actuality.

  • @octobii584
    @octobii584 Před 3 lety +239

    Austin: did you know skirts are complicated
    Me, who is in apparel: **sweats** wait until you find out about fitting darts

    • @Elmithian
      @Elmithian Před 3 lety +5

      I will bite. What are those?

    • @beep_boop8249
      @beep_boop8249 Před 3 lety +1

      I am also curious

    • @warrentabitha03
      @warrentabitha03 Před 3 lety +7

      @@beep_boop8249 @Elmithian it's basically the point in which the woman's chest is the furthest point out and how much fabric you would need if I remember right

    • @octobii584
      @octobii584 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Elmithian ​@UCzQ0gYnJqL-zlyYQcqq0m6w whoops I didn't actually expect anyone to see this lolll. Darts are used to help garments fit better. they're used a lot on fitted bodices, check out the seam lines on stuff like women's blazers etc etc. But also there's also skirt darts that help with fitting around the waist to the hips

  • @Cytoks
    @Cytoks Před 3 lety +305

    Austin's Drag coefficient increased with his newfound knowledge of skirts.

  • @rosewhite3870
    @rosewhite3870 Před 3 lety +88

    0:17 "Did you know that skirts were complicated? "
    woman:I am four universes ahead of you.

  • @amirshlomolavan
    @amirshlomolavan Před 3 lety +15

    Like of you noticed peach asks "how does the castle STAY afloat?" and not "how does the castle float?" in Super Mario Odyssey in the find peach in every kingdom mission when you talk to her in Bowser's Castle after she gives the moon

  • @beauvoirferril
    @beauvoirferril Před 3 lety +378

    Austin: Wait, the air was as dense as water?
    Peach, raising her frying pan: Always has been.

    • @azuredragoon2054
      @azuredragoon2054 Před 3 lety +7

      Frying Pan would've been more funny, and relevant since it has the most upward impact of her 3 smash attacks.

    • @beauvoirferril
      @beauvoirferril Před 3 lety +3

      @@azuredragoon2054 Good point

    • @miniluv7330
      @miniluv7330 Před 3 lety +2

      Is that a Tangled reference?

    • @azuredragoon2054
      @azuredragoon2054 Před 3 lety +3

      @@miniluv7330 Nope, Super Smash Bros.

    • @miniluv7330
      @miniluv7330 Před 3 lety +3

      Azure Dragoon Oh okay

  • @Slops2
    @Slops2 Před 3 lety +69

    I was diagnosed with terminal velocity... I have a real sinking feeling

  • @PajkaEagle
    @PajkaEagle Před 3 lety +10

    Kid logic: * exist *
    Austin:
    "I am gonna and this whole man's carreer "

  • @carolinefinlay3384
    @carolinefinlay3384 Před 3 lety +14

    I literally just learned this in science class yesterday

  • @schmukkk
    @schmukkk Před 3 lety +223

    I'm 100% sure Austin now knows more about skirts than most women do
    How is this my best doing comment

    • @karma-4730
      @karma-4730 Před 3 lety +6

      Oh definitely

    • @paytonlarson3709
      @paytonlarson3709 Před 3 lety +15

      Woman's clothes are absurd, men have in pretty easy in that department

    • @ellec7188
      @ellec7188 Před 3 lety +3

      @@paytonlarson3709 Facts

    • @jacklance267
      @jacklance267 Před 3 lety +6

      @@paytonlarson3709 I may be a guy but once a friend of my show me how complex female wear real is and all I could say was “why”

    • @pencils7351
      @pencils7351 Před 3 lety +4

      @@paytonlarson3709 Way too easy, this is why I hate skirts and dresses

  • @quentinjones3694
    @quentinjones3694 Před 3 lety +224

    Austin: man I should make like a website or something
    Everyone: YESSSS

    • @oceanmythjormundgandr3891
      @oceanmythjormundgandr3891 Před 3 lety +3

      It sounds like a website I would enjoy. a whole website of "useless" facts. HAH! normal people, you don't understand the power of these "useless" facts... and frankly, I don't understand much either since i am bad at math but you get the point

  • @spooderbeck
    @spooderbeck Před 3 lety +6

    I really like his energy in this episode, not TOO crazy but clearly still being himself

  • @douma66666
    @douma66666 Před 3 lety +5

    When pressing jump twice is harder to explain then the fnaf lore

  • @Twohomst
    @Twohomst Před 3 lety +29

    "I should have a website or something" WITH SQUARESPACE, YOU CAN CHOOSE......

  • @NotThatRichard
    @NotThatRichard Před 3 lety +155

    Austin's date: *wears a skirt*
    Austin: *PTSD*

    • @thestupidfuncrisallstodios470
      @thestupidfuncrisallstodios470 Před 3 lety +4

      well you're not wrong since he is married and has a baby

    • @riskyy2933
      @riskyy2933 Před 3 lety

      *omg i found game theorist deleted video* - czcams.com/video/i0h8tD1tckc/video.html

    • @dackito4798
      @dackito4798 Před 3 lety

      Riskyy 29 i will not click any random links

    • @thestupidfuncrisallstodios470
      @thestupidfuncrisallstodios470 Před 3 lety

      @@dackito4798don't worry it's not a rick roll instead it's just a analytics video about how match Mr beast makes

    • @TheRealRidley12
      @TheRealRidley12 Před 3 lety +1

      @@riskyy2933 If it's deleted, then YOU can't find it. Ha, got 'em.

  • @mobiusprime5037
    @mobiusprime5037 Před 3 lety +6

    "There's no time!"
    *spends 18 minutes explaining the equation of air*

  • @franksciacca5008
    @franksciacca5008 Před 3 lety +14

    Austin: Peach floats with high air pressure even though this would make her drown from the dense air.
    Me: or she uses magic to float, I mean the move exists in smash and there are sparkles so...

  • @finnmaster556
    @finnmaster556 Před 3 lety +50

    Austin: ”I don’t have time!”
    Austin earlier: ”You can make 1092 different compleatly unique skirts”

    • @oribob7
      @oribob7 Před 3 lety

      cucumber..

    • @elizany76
      @elizany76 Před 3 lety

      Cabbage

    • @H1Y28
      @H1Y28 Před 3 lety

      I think I found out who are the parents of dipper and Mabel from gravity falls,please rate, czcams.com/video/iS37TQgPtlE/video.html

  • @geo7803
    @geo7803 Před 3 lety +116

    Me: isn't it magic?
    Austin: we don't do that here.

    • @kayohwai
      @kayohwai Před 3 lety +2

      But the Mushroom Kingdom occasionally has floating landmasses, and floating bricks.

    • @OpaqueSleet7802
      @OpaqueSleet7802 Před 3 lety +3

      @@kayohwai r/woooosh

    • @FriskyD.
      @FriskyD. Před 3 lety +4

      Magic is just science you can't explain

    • @therealtohruadachi
      @therealtohruadachi Před 3 lety

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @user-sz7rr4mb9f
      @user-sz7rr4mb9f Před 3 lety

      weird fictional food from cartoons
      czcams.com/video/olsXgD3oSBw/video.html

  • @CandySouvannarangsy3187
    @CandySouvannarangsy3187 Před 3 lety +25

    When Austin starts speaking
    "Oh boy my head is about to start hurting from complex math and physics huh .... Bring it on"

  • @ReNooN23
    @ReNooN23 Před 3 lety +2

    17:52 so that's why Mario and Friends can breathe under water

  • @shunyat9023
    @shunyat9023 Před 3 lety +72

    I like how filling the atmosphere with 900 times more gas is a better solution than making a football field sized skirt.

    • @supertron6039
      @supertron6039 Před 3 lety +2

      How bout a bit of both?

    • @davidgumazon
      @davidgumazon Před 3 lety

      Princess Peach's Skirt defies gravity?
      *Minecraft Blocks says huh cool hooray!*

    • @jackalscry8173
      @jackalscry8173 Před 3 lety

      Um, that would make the air toxic.

  • @ThatGuy-wi5ss
    @ThatGuy-wi5ss Před 3 lety +88

    Credit to Austin Man, Dude Went To The outSKIRTS of town just to make THIS ONE Video.

    • @Fightre_Flighte
      @Fightre_Flighte Před 3 lety +5

      How nice of you to adDRESS this matter.
      I'll grab my *petticoat* and be on my way.

    • @dumpsterfire4269
      @dumpsterfire4269 Před 3 lety

      The door is right this way

    • @Fightre_Flighte
      @Fightre_Flighte Před 3 lety

      @@dumpsterfire4269
      It's knot the one I need, though.
      I need to circle around to the other one. But only halfway.
      Okay, that one was a stretch. I'm going.

  • @loganmoir4060
    @loganmoir4060 Před 3 lety +1

    8:05
    That poor man!

  • @SuperDupTNT
    @SuperDupTNT Před 2 lety +1

    "Eyes on target, austin!"
    Me, who's name is austin: I was just dozing off!

  • @zacharyleith735
    @zacharyleith735 Před 3 lety +48

    Boy austin is a dangerous man with all this skirt knowledge

  • @RNN1407
    @RNN1407 Před 3 lety +81

    When you hear at the start of a Game Theory video: Dear Nintendo.
    You already know whats coming up

  • @LabrnMystic
    @LabrnMystic Před 3 lety +2

    "Who cares if you drown to death a little bit while trying to breathe.."
    XD. That got a hearty chuckle out of me

  • @athenalillylove3952
    @athenalillylove3952 Před 3 lety +4

    Okay, let's admit we all love It when austin yells how frustrating the theory is.

  • @canofspaghetti9230
    @canofspaghetti9230 Před 3 lety +76

    Austin: NO TIME NO TIME
    Math teachers: WERE ALREADY BEHIND SCHEDULE

  • @bowenramirez5616
    @bowenramirez5616 Před 3 lety +35

    Austin: Skirt
    My sick brain: There isnt a car around to go make the sound

  • @zackymafanbroke887
    @zackymafanbroke887 Před 3 lety +4

    Learning Things From School:no
    Lerning Things From Game Theory:*yes*

  • @apersonwholikesminecraft7572

    me: listens to austin
    my mind:
    *I have no idea what he is saying, but i enjoy him going on a rant*

  • @bluefox175_
    @bluefox175_ Před 3 lety +28

    I'm in a fashion class, and seeing Austin lose his mind over just skirts... I'm just here chuckling with a massive amount of sadism for his pain

  • @nyannyan925
    @nyannyan925 Před 3 lety +83

    "Did you know skirts are complicated?"
    Everyone who wears skirts regularly or semi-regularly: Do I *ever*

    • @themarshall8951
      @themarshall8951 Před 3 lety

      Funny

    • @AUG_Glow
      @AUG_Glow Před 3 lety +2

      Im a guy an was intimated when he started listing a bunch. I always said "skirt equal skirt"

  • @Canned0Laughter
    @Canned0Laughter Před 3 lety +59

    The answer? She IS producing thrust in order to "hover" or slow her decent. She's farting! Please calculate the volume and velocity of flatulence needed to achieve this.
    Yes, I'm a grown man making a fart joke. Also, I'm pretty sure if this is true, Princess Peach is the cause of global warming.

    • @tsartomato
      @tsartomato Před 3 lety +2

      you wrote that so i don't have to

    • @rodrigomorales563
      @rodrigomorales563 Před 3 lety

      IT'S MAGIC. HEART POWER.

    • @evilyogurt2469
      @evilyogurt2469 Před 3 lety

      LOL

    • @TheRevenant79
      @TheRevenant79 Před 3 lety +1

      I thought he was really lazy by reducing the problem down and not considering thrust, why else would her dress flare up like that?

    • @selk6535
      @selk6535 Před 2 lety

      Damn. I didn't know lactose intollerance was an actual superpower... xD

  • @patchthecat5889
    @patchthecat5889 Před 3 lety +1

    You should make a video explaining the wind force in Tall Tall Mountain that allows Mario to fly up. I've been thinking about that for years.

  • @v.crowley
    @v.crowley Před 3 lety +22

    Your calculations are wrong XD as a princess; Peach wouldnt be wearing a single skirt.. she'd has atleast two layer due to being see though, a slip/petticoat, a hoop skirt or crinoline if SMB2 takes place in the 80s, and maybe a bustle if you go by her dress never changing and her 3d design is just more detailed..... that adds quite a bit of extra weight, ...

  • @jamesgabriele1066
    @jamesgabriele1066 Před 3 lety +27

    “I know all about skirts”
    -Austin, 2020

  • @smallsnake9172
    @smallsnake9172 Před 2 lety +1

    Thank you Austin for all your work

  • @YtStaffMember
    @YtStaffMember Před 3 lety +1

    You are literally my science teacher but WAY more fun

  • @mosern2457
    @mosern2457 Před 3 lety +83

    Next time on Game theory: The Science on how fast someone can lose their sanity researching skirts

    • @jannat0415
      @jannat0415 Před 3 lety +1

      Hey look! You have a *STACK* of likes. Nice

  • @j4r3dr3y
    @j4r3dr3y Před 3 lety +53

    “I should start a website or something.”
    Later I’m now expecting, “Today’s sponsor is square space.”

  • @SwiftStar194
    @SwiftStar194 Před 3 lety +1

    Always a joy to have new Austin videos

  • @eertikrux666
    @eertikrux666 Před 3 lety +11

    Therapist: real life Ghiaccio from Jojo isn’t real
    Real life Ghiaccio:

  • @CrossbredManiac
    @CrossbredManiac Před 3 lety +96

    So, you jokingly said that you should create a website, but you really should!! It would actually make it easier to categorize your information so that you can just hit ctrl+f on the site to get your information quicker. Having a forum on it as well would help people help you find the information that you need. I think it would be really interesting to see something like that developed for the Film/Food/Game theories and sciences! Thanks for coming to my TedTalk. ~Peri~

    • @jatomeer9605
      @jatomeer9605 Před 3 lety +1

      I would learn how to do some of these things to contribute to that site

    • @jatomeer9605
      @jatomeer9605 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Skytrinket ?

  • @LizLewRose
    @LizLewRose Před 3 lety +74

    Austin: SKIRTS ARE COMPLICATED!
    Me: *laughs in woman*

    • @enchantedmg3415
      @enchantedmg3415 Před 3 lety +5

      Ok

    • @jadarriuswashington4614
      @jadarriuswashington4614 Před 3 lety +1

      @@enchantedmg3415 I remember I said “you got the whole squad laughing 😐” on some girl’s comment and got called little guy and moron for referencing a meme. Luckily that didn’t happen to you. People sensitive SMH

    • @leimmortalraven3246
      @leimmortalraven3246 Před 3 lety +7

      Laughs in man that wears skirts

    • @enchantedmg3415
      @enchantedmg3415 Před 3 lety

      @@leimmortalraven3246 lol what?

    • @leimmortalraven3246
      @leimmortalraven3246 Před 3 lety +1

      Enchanted MG what?

  • @AmyraCarter
    @AmyraCarter Před 3 lety +1

    (before video) Petticoats, corsets; she's using wind to her advantage and is like Buzz Lightyear, falling with style.
    4:46 When you combine her bone density with gravitational force it is distributed proportionally so NO.
    So, I too use wind and pockets of air in acrobatics to my advantage. It's nothing new.

  • @DemonicIntegrity
    @DemonicIntegrity Před 3 lety

    Austin: skirts are COMPLICATED
    Fashion designers and artists: first time?

  • @JetstriderAkiviya
    @JetstriderAkiviya Před 3 lety +158

    Austin: "How does peach fly? She doesn't! End of story... or is it?" *vsauce music intensifies*

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 3 lety

      I am being humble when I am telling you that I am the most powerful strongest coolest smartest most famous greatest funniest CZcamsr of all time! That's the reason I have multiple girlfriends and I show them off on my channel all the time! Bye bye ul

    • @H1Y28
      @H1Y28 Před 3 lety

      I think I found out who are the parents of dipper and Mabel from gravity falls,please rate, czcams.com/video/iS37TQgPtlE/video.html

    • @2_OP
      @2_OP Před 3 lety +4

      @@AxxLAfriku shut

    • @xxxtanyaxxx5776
      @xxxtanyaxxx5776 Před 3 lety +1

      Hey v sauce Michael here and where are your fingers...

    • @pestylucas7406
      @pestylucas7406 Před 3 lety +2

      Wow, 2 spammers in 4 responses!!! That’s rare.

  • @xblucorex
    @xblucorex Před 3 lety +67

    Austin's friend: wanna hang out
    Austin: can't I'm looking at skirts
    Austin's friend: Understandable, have a great day

    • @user-sz7rr4mb9f
      @user-sz7rr4mb9f Před 3 lety

      weird fictional food from cartoons
      czcams.com/video/olsXgD3oSBw/video.html

  • @TaBR12
    @TaBR12 Před 3 lety +2

    Bruh I’m so confused 🤷🏼‍♀️ and also that peach dead theory is really interesting

  • @FireForged_Music
    @FireForged_Music Před 3 lety +1

    New idea for a video: how much Gs of force does it take for fludd from sunshine to lift mario off the ground?
    Considering that mario is pretty heavy and the gravity is high, I can imagine that fludd is spiting water pretty powerfully, yet they can spray people and it barely bothers them.
    LIKE IM PRETTY SURE IT SHOULD BE RIPPING ALL OF THE RESIDENTS FLESH OFF IN A MATTER OF MILLISECONDS.
    Like so he can see

  • @user-bq1fi5xd3x
    @user-bq1fi5xd3x Před 3 lety +226

    She secretly has rocket boosters, that crown is just a solar panel to recharge them

    • @riskyy2933
      @riskyy2933 Před 3 lety

      *omg i found game theorist deleted video* - czcams.com/video/i0h8tD1tckc/video.html

    • @darknessblades
      @darknessblades Před 3 lety +2

      Nah more like Atomic farts.
      Capable of lifting her up by the sheer air force they emit

    • @Infinitynous-gg6vs
      @Infinitynous-gg6vs Před 3 lety

      How does that make sense

    • @Infinitynous-gg6vs
      @Infinitynous-gg6vs Před 3 lety

      And it would just tear apart her dress, or her skirt would block her sight

    • @dackito4798
      @dackito4798 Před 3 lety

      Riskyy 29 no i won’t go clicking random links

  • @kojirovanhoose4255
    @kojirovanhoose4255 Před 3 lety +33

    "In geometry this is known as a annulus."
    To me this is called a donut.

    • @theopminer952
      @theopminer952 Před 3 lety

      In calculus we called it a washer

    • @TheRealRidley12
      @TheRealRidley12 Před 3 lety

      Lol.

    • @allanolley4874
      @allanolley4874 Před 3 lety

      In geometry a donut shape is a torus and it is a 3 dimensional shape with depth and volume.
      An annulus is a planar shape, 2-dimensional, only height, width and area, no depth and no volume.

  • @alexcarter8460
    @alexcarter8460 Před 3 lety

    I love the frame-by-frame metaphor for explaining an integral

  • @Jane_8319
    @Jane_8319 Před 3 lety +3

    I’ve been watching game theory for years, and now that I’m in physics I actually understand how this works

  • @CSW_YT
    @CSW_YT Před 3 lety +188

    Austin: Did you know that skirts are complicated?"
    Me: Huh. The more you know

    • @paytonlarson3709
      @paytonlarson3709 Před 3 lety +3

      Welcome to our world 🙃

    • @miraculousolivegirl7657
      @miraculousolivegirl7657 Před 3 lety +5

      If skirts are complicated to you don’t look up dresses

    • @brandonharmony5888
      @brandonharmony5888 Před 3 lety +1

      Bruh I thought it was all called skirt and then just big medium or small lmao

    • @CSW_YT
      @CSW_YT Před 3 lety

      @@miraculousolivegirl7657 lol

    • @raeskoczen3193
      @raeskoczen3193 Před 3 lety +3

      As a person who does historical sewing, I can confirm, anything that isn't a circle skirt is quite complicated, especially if you want a waist band and not just a circle of tweed

  • @jacksonlucifer8774
    @jacksonlucifer8774 Před 3 lety +65

    I didnt even know there where more than 2 types of skirts.
    :'v

    • @alphyy3107
      @alphyy3107 Před 3 lety +2

      I didnt even know there were more than 1

    • @JamesTheAce0
      @JamesTheAce0 Před 3 lety

      Didn't even know what a skirt was

    • @greenrobot5
      @greenrobot5 Před 3 lety +1

      is'nt Peach wearing a *dress* though?

    • @alphyy3107
      @alphyy3107 Před 3 lety +1

      @@greenrobot5 you have a point there.

    • @kagaillard
      @kagaillard Před 3 lety

      @@greenrobot5 in mario bros.2 peach is wearing a skirt in this game if you look closely you will see a line across her dress and most skirts have them.

  • @Mostacs
    @Mostacs Před 3 lety +1

    Austin Carries Game Theory.

  • @Liebre_Roja
    @Liebre_Roja Před 3 lety +2

    15:32 and that´s basically why humans can't have wings

  • @gregsbestfriends5618
    @gregsbestfriends5618 Před 3 lety +82

    When Austin tries to solve an a linear differential equation numerically, but also rants about the metric system.
    me: mixed
    physics sound

    • @riskyy2933
      @riskyy2933 Před 3 lety

      *omg i found game theorist deleted video* - czcams.com/video/i0h8tD1tckc/video.html

    • @lucilferadonis5481
      @lucilferadonis5481 Před 3 lety

      Whats wrong with the metric system?

    • @dackito4798
      @dackito4798 Před 3 lety +1

      Riskyy 29 s h u t u p

    • @spooderman6312
      @spooderman6312 Před 3 lety

      @@dackito4798 is it actually a deleted video tho?

    • @dando541
      @dando541 Před 3 lety

      spooderman 218 no it’s clickbait its a video about MrBeast

  • @chuuweebyou
    @chuuweebyou Před 3 lety +34

    Short answer: probably magic. She can still float as Boomerang Peach and doesn't wear a skirt in that form

    • @jumpinggalorre3463
      @jumpinggalorre3463 Před 3 lety +2

      “Princess, why must you bring me here?”
      “Do you believe in gravity?”

    • @nguyentandung42
      @nguyentandung42 Před 3 lety

      @@jumpinggalorre3463 Is that a jojo reference

    • @wildstarfish3786
      @wildstarfish3786 Před 3 lety

      did you seriously use boomerang peach over cat peach

    • @chuuweebyou
      @chuuweebyou Před 3 lety

      @@wildstarfish3786 yes

  • @chrisbayus5189
    @chrisbayus5189 Před 3 lety +6

    When is Austin going to finish the “Richest game characters” series?

  • @lunarlove1444
    @lunarlove1444 Před 3 lety +1

    Austin researching skirts: 👁️👄👁️
    Dress makers and people who sew: 😼