a guide to being offensive - Misfits Podcast

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Komentáře • 757

  • @apady37
    @apady37 Před 3 lety +438

    Slag: "A woman whom sleeps around, looks cheap &/or has a questionable character."

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 3 lety +3

      NO! NO! NO! Many people say I am sick in the head. NOOOO!!!! I don't believe them. But there are so many people commenting this stuff on my videos, that I have 1% doubt. So I have to ask you right now: Do you think I am sick in the head? Thanks for helping, my dear apa

    • @thomaswilliams3518
      @thomaswilliams3518 Před 3 lety +2

      good shit

    • @21masont
      @21masont Před 3 lety +8

      @@AxxLAfriku you're definitely sick in the head

    • @mrnugget3691
      @mrnugget3691 Před 3 lety +2

      @@AxxLAfriku Yes AxxL, you are sick in the head homie. Thought you were a troll after all these years but no, there's straight up something wrong with you lmao

    • @xitcix8360
      @xitcix8360 Před 3 lety

      You do realize that & means both and as well as or, right?

  • @felixsc1049
    @felixsc1049 Před 3 lety +771

    Tobi was looking deep into my soul at the start

  • @joearmadillo6756
    @joearmadillo6756 Před 3 lety +255

    mason seems so much happier lately im so glad hes doing well

  • @fiveoneecho
    @fiveoneecho Před 3 lety +334

    "My wife's an ore!"
    Wow, that went horribly underappreciated.

    • @Fyrebarr
      @Fyrebarr Před 3 lety +3

      Absolutely underrated

    • @missajenston7277
      @missajenston7277 Před 3 lety +3

      right? smh

    • @ImCroozy
      @ImCroozy Před 3 lety +3

      His jokes usually are and idk why

    • @jackattack7940
      @jackattack7940 Před 3 lety +4

      Yeah, I suppose it's just that he doesn't push his jokes out that much

    • @drz616
      @drz616 Před 3 lety +1

      Is there a hidden meaning to it I'm not getting?

  • @thecanadianguy1662
    @thecanadianguy1662 Před 3 lety +202

    If anyone needed to learn how to be offensive, here’s your guys (and Toby)

    • @g_iovanni1000
      @g_iovanni1000 Před 3 lety +6

      if anyone’s it’s matt, Matt’s great it’s just every time he cracks a joke it’s fucking silent lmao

    • @Julian-bp6vd
      @Julian-bp6vd Před 3 lety +2

      thankyou canadia

    • @coolguycaiden5141
      @coolguycaiden5141 Před 3 lety +3

      @@g_iovanni1000 it’s sad bc he’s hilarious they just don’t want to get canceled

    • @mister6599
      @mister6599 Před 3 lety +1

      You are a nice guy Mr Canada

    • @phoebescott6787
      @phoebescott6787 Před 3 lety +4

      @@coolguycaiden5141 the misfits entire brand is them not caring if they get cancelled or not lmao

  • @The0nly3than
    @The0nly3than Před 3 lety +54

    i lost it when swagger called covid the "boomer remover" lmao

  • @mistafishman
    @mistafishman Před 3 lety +49

    I love how Matt just slowly faded into darkness

  • @Dannyfilms1808
    @Dannyfilms1808 Před 3 lety +194

    22:33
    Toby: “I don’t know how to read”
    Swagger: “what about you mason”
    Mason: “ah I mean, I like the smell of paint ”
    👁 👁
    👃🏼
    👄

  • @doomslayer2875
    @doomslayer2875 Před 3 lety +574

    The amount of ads my guy holy shit

  • @KellyKar
    @KellyKar Před 3 lety +5

    Swagger: It's hot as fuck here
    Swagger: *wears black hoodie, chainmail and black head mask*

  • @raccoonwithsentience
    @raccoonwithsentience Před 3 lety +208

    my mandatory comment on every podcast:
    tobi is pretty

  • @EET_FUK_
    @EET_FUK_ Před 3 lety +55

    If ya have a question about Jewish culture, just ask Racc.

  • @porteroffinland
    @porteroffinland Před 3 lety +110

    The way toby looked at the camera at the beginning... I dont know how to feel

    • @taurtle9310
      @taurtle9310 Před 3 lety +18

      yeah ngl toby looking kinda cute this time of year

    • @porteroffinland
      @porteroffinland Před 3 lety +11

      @@taurtle9310 is it gay to fall in love with her at this stage of the transition?

    • @taurtle9310
      @taurtle9310 Před 3 lety +15

      @@porteroffinland Even if it was who cares bro, if there was anyone I’d happily go gay for it would be Tobi

    • @raccoonwithsentience
      @raccoonwithsentience Před 3 lety +6

      @@porteroffinland if you're a woman than yes it's gay, but if you're a man than no you're still straight :)

    • @porteroffinland
      @porteroffinland Před 3 lety +6

      @@raccoonwithsentience but pp

  • @TheLukeyMC
    @TheLukeyMC Před 3 lety +28

    There’s a podcast in your ads

  • @ithrowstuffinavideogame
    @ithrowstuffinavideogame Před 3 lety +72

    42 adds in 1 hour, I'm going over to Spotify

    • @dog_on_chairyt5963
      @dog_on_chairyt5963 Před 3 lety +9

      youtube is putting ads in vids even if you dont want them now

    • @ithrowstuffinavideogame
      @ithrowstuffinavideogame Před 3 lety +5

      @@dog_on_chairyt5963 yeah I herd that, that's why I'm going over to Spotify for misfits podcasts now

    • @LennyUltra
      @LennyUltra Před 3 lety +7

      Just skip to the end and then replay

    • @Lambinoyt
      @Lambinoyt Před 3 lety +2

      Dude it's the whole point of the podcast, "how to be offensive"

    • @sebastianrohn5906
      @sebastianrohn5906 Před 3 lety +2

      Is this some kind of poor joke that im too rich to understand?

  • @21masont
    @21masont Před 3 lety +14

    Bro tobis looking actually really good

    • @21masont
      @21masont Před 3 lety +5

      @@Northtarctica is there something wrong with complementing a trans person. You're calling me gæy for complementing someone on their transition? You gotta be under 14 fucking child

    • @bobbymcbruh5182
      @bobbymcbruh5182 Před 3 lety +1

      @@21masont chill bud, the dude said 3 letters and your butthurt😂

    • @Starzoh
      @Starzoh Před 3 lety +2

      The way she was looking in the camera at the start 😳

    • @21masont
      @21masont Před 3 lety +2

      @@bobbymcbruh5182 nah not really, just like dude. That's literally exactly what he was saying tho. Even tho he just said sus we all know what he means

    • @DivinesLegacy
      @DivinesLegacy Před 3 lety +1

      @@21masont bro it’s ok that your gay it’s 2020 😊

  • @bigbootybob94
    @bigbootybob94 Před 3 lety +17

    Lmao They start to re open places with 0 new cases but here in America we are almost all re opened with 200,000 cases a day I hate my life

  • @TJ-kj9ki
    @TJ-kj9ki Před 3 lety +179

    Hippity hoppity, Tobi is property

    • @porteroffinland
      @porteroffinland Před 3 lety +3

      How much?

    • @mx1868
      @mx1868 Před 3 lety +1

      Well, yea

    • @DivinesLegacy
      @DivinesLegacy Před 3 lety +11

      He’s not quite there, but his transition to property should be a very slow process.

  • @adrianagado2862
    @adrianagado2862 Před 3 lety +28

    Mason you lookin good man. He looks really happy. Iv been loving your recent rust server uploads, super entertaining with editing and choice of music bro. Have a good one you guys.

  • @beast-mb1cm
    @beast-mb1cm Před 3 lety +33

    I asked Siri how many holes a straw has and she said there a zero holes it is a tube

    • @tr3ble568
      @tr3ble568 Před 3 lety

      My Alexa says 1 continuous hole

  • @ricardocantu4152
    @ricardocantu4152 Před 3 lety +32

    toby is looking more like a girl everyday its definitly a trip lmao

    • @paytonclark8600
      @paytonclark8600 Před 3 lety +13

      she’s transitioning from male to female!! so exiting to see her grow 💗

    • @eeeeper
      @eeeeper Před 3 lety

      @@paytonclark8600 I know im late but its awesome!! Im really happy for her!

    • @eeeeper
      @eeeeper Před 3 lety +3

      @ace yes but what she identifies as does. Instead of going out of your way to purposely misgender her why dont you support her

  • @JustLoki666
    @JustLoki666 Před 3 lety +12

    Misfits should just write a book of memoirs from the guys and call it the "Misfits Bible"

  • @kroniktp7119
    @kroniktp7119 Před 3 lety +9

    13:00 i thought swagger only had a single tone he could speak in, this shit surprised me

  • @reeon1876
    @reeon1876 Před 3 lety +64

    Im saying it lads Toby is the only woman worth simping for

  • @onetimestrings1487
    @onetimestrings1487 Před 3 lety +6

    Tobi lookin like an 80's dance instructor.... it's good 👍

  • @Say_Shin
    @Say_Shin Před 3 lety +7

    Sometimes I forget that the seasons do a wacky thing for the Southern Hemisphere

    • @user-gz1nv6nw3q
      @user-gz1nv6nw3q Před 3 lety

      Sometimes I forget that Americans aren't aware that the rest of the world exists

  • @yup_its_adam_again1848
    @yup_its_adam_again1848 Před 3 lety +4

    By 40:00 I recognized we haven’t unlocked Matt as a character yet

  • @TL_27
    @TL_27 Před 3 lety

    Thanks for uploading earlier. Had a bad day and you guy cheered me up

  • @matthewmill4906
    @matthewmill4906 Před 3 lety +39

    I’m from Scotland and our national animal is the fecking unicorn love the podcast tho

    • @arectuspili9100
      @arectuspili9100 Před 3 lety

      I thought it was the Loch Ness

    • @Lou-xn2oo
      @Lou-xn2oo Před 3 lety

      Hell yeah represent 🦄🦄🦄🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @loganstewart3369
      @loganstewart3369 Před 3 lety +1

      I liked how you typed "feckin" like u also type in a scottish accent

    • @shokito_
      @shokito_ Před 3 lety

      Scottish boys 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🦄🦄

  • @revi_music
    @revi_music Před 3 lety +17

    So many midrolls. I'm happy for you guys.

  • @quintinus3532
    @quintinus3532 Před 3 lety +10

    Zuckles is so absent just eating dust

  • @Lilypily43
    @Lilypily43 Před 3 lety +2

    Mason was way more talkative and happy this episode! And also the adds, get that cash bro why not!🥳💖

  • @xbvegas4273
    @xbvegas4273 Před 3 lety +46

    Step 1: be white
    Step 2: see step one

    • @wintersoldier4196
      @wintersoldier4196 Před 3 lety +6

      step 3: be male

    • @eazyeezo
      @eazyeezo Před 3 lety +6

      Step 4: be straight

    • @Fediko7
      @Fediko7 Před 3 lety +6

      Step 5: Be a gamer

    • @user-lr3yu9st3z
      @user-lr3yu9st3z Před 3 lety +7

      Step 6: Make sure you are still white, just in case

    • @lux6585
      @lux6585 Před 3 lety +5

      @@user-lr3yu9st3z step 7: make sure your straight

  • @MadMike17
    @MadMike17 Před 3 lety

    toby's transition is looking so good im happyt for her

  • @Crazy85quirrel
    @Crazy85quirrel Před 3 lety +11

    Right as I was thinking of how badly I wanted them to upload, the gods spoke!

    • @Hunter_Kennedy1
      @Hunter_Kennedy1 Před 3 lety +1

      Ironic concidering they probably ain't to happy with swagger anymore lmao

    • @scuffed4204
      @scuffed4204 Před 3 lety

      @@Hunter_Kennedy1 What do you mean?

  • @daydreamrevenant-kl8by

    Mason and Tobi look so much happier and healthier, it's nice to see

  • @Calthecool
    @Calthecool Před 3 lety +8

    Mason yanked the lever back and forth very fast, causing the tracks to break and the train to derail, hitting both groups of people.

  • @samlindsay122
    @samlindsay122 Před 3 lety +1

    Matt’s lighting was crisp

  • @kadaleyes
    @kadaleyes Před 3 lety +7

    Swagger's helmet gonna need some extra ventilation.

  • @swosels
    @swosels Před 3 lety

    This makes me feel less alone. Thanks.

  • @MephistoV
    @MephistoV Před 2 lety

    I love how when you slowly use the slider you can see matts background steadily getting darker and darker until he turns a light on

  • @v1ckyb306
    @v1ckyb306 Před 3 lety

    Tobi is always posing real interesting questions.
    Like dam.

  • @maxdomania4279
    @maxdomania4279 Před 3 lety

    Haha, Mason with the OG Skullduggery Pleasent - loved the books, still remember it being just a good time reading it.

  • @castiical
    @castiical Před 3 lety +7

    i wanted to listen to this while doing my math test but my school wifi has YOUR channel specifically, i could only watch clips :(

  • @maje2610
    @maje2610 Před 3 lety +2

    During their discussion about the money kill question they mentioned the person killing people themselves and getting the money. That prompted me to think:
    Isn't that how bounties work?

  • @-.-1724
    @-.-1724 Před 3 lety +2

    matt using those hd800s for a podcast is a bit of a flex

  • @scott2677
    @scott2677 Před 3 lety +1

    Two facing left. Two facing right and mason going back and forth

  • @Hihi-yp7sf
    @Hihi-yp7sf Před 3 lety +2

    Bruh I got anxiety when Toby was staring into my soul in the start of the podcast lol

  • @wh33zr
    @wh33zr Před 3 lety

    My favorite book was lost in the snow I forget who it was by but, that book was sad and epic at the same time

  • @serpicopiu3591
    @serpicopiu3591 Před 3 lety +7

    My favorite part of this podcast is Swag's laugh.
    Fitz: *says something funny*
    Swag: *hahahahahah*

  • @kingcaskett4261
    @kingcaskett4261 Před 3 lety

    hahahahah this podcast was so fkn good but man there gonna be copping HEAT LMAO! FINALLY SOME CLASSIC HUMOR! Loving the pods

  • @misfit_sailor388
    @misfit_sailor388 Před 3 lety +6

    Tell me why every time Swagger laughs it just makes me die laughing. I'm not laughing at him, but his laugh just makes me so happy!!

  • @adenchannells4490
    @adenchannells4490 Před 3 lety +4

    I’m high as shit and the misfits moving in the background scared the shit out of me

  • @ktgame2640
    @ktgame2640 Před 3 lety +5

    Swagger I agree to liking the smell of 'Mildew'

  • @tiebreezy1889
    @tiebreezy1889 Před 3 lety +1

    Props to the mad catch by swagger at 36:48

  • @Victornoo
    @Victornoo Před 3 lety

    Its always swaggers bye at the end that does it for me

  • @ZeroScapes
    @ZeroScapes Před 3 lety

    I too like the smell of Textbooks, old and new.

  • @LioDeChurro
    @LioDeChurro Před 3 lety +3

    If on phone skip to the end let video end, then hit replay button and ads should be gone

  • @benkodet
    @benkodet Před 3 lety

    Toby’s hair is so pretty!

  • @sheepy1568
    @sheepy1568 Před 3 lety +1

    When swagger said favourite book, I just said Skulduggery Pleasant and then Mason brings it up and I was so shocked

  • @wintersoldier4196
    @wintersoldier4196 Před 3 lety +19

    “3 weeks without a new covid case, we went from worst state to best.” meanwhile us in WA going 9months without a new covid case 😐 (excluding fifo workers)

    • @norah736
      @norah736 Před 3 lety

      Olympia got 80 cases like two days or somthing

  • @niimaytrickey8571
    @niimaytrickey8571 Před 3 lety

    I learn so much from swagger

  • @peeweecactus5910
    @peeweecactus5910 Před 3 lety

    Tobi just treat us like beautiful flower and blossom us.

  • @AirDuerk
    @AirDuerk Před 3 lety +1

    Bruhhh when Swagger said Howard Stern, it was at that point I realized Swagger sounds exactly like Howard Stern 🤣

  • @LoveTheLord77
    @LoveTheLord77 Před 3 lety +4

    Wait swagger watches ants Canada?!

  • @Jelahn
    @Jelahn Před 3 lety +1

    Tobi looking like a whole math teacher now

  • @ColonelCatnip
    @ColonelCatnip Před 3 lety +2

    i love it when there’s an ad every 5 minutes

    • @Victornoo
      @Victornoo Před 3 lety

      Same

    • @Hoops420
      @Hoops420 Před 3 lety

      Oh yes me too

    • @whipper3547
      @whipper3547 Před 3 lety

      they sellouts now

    • @ero-ko2218
      @ero-ko2218 Před 3 lety

      @@whipper3547 tis all about the money. If you listen on Spotify there are no ads

    • @whipper3547
      @whipper3547 Před 3 lety

      @@ero-ko2218 yeah but thats still a lot of ads

  • @caysimzz169
    @caysimzz169 Před 3 lety

    What is the beanie swagger is wearing. I’ve seen a hoodie too but I need to know what it is please. It looks like Mandy mercy but idk

  • @Calthecool
    @Calthecool Před 3 lety +4

    49:30
    BRUH

  • @coolguyniko
    @coolguyniko Před 3 lety

    loved this one
    :)

  • @noahgue
    @noahgue Před 3 lety

    43:20 shout out to swagger with the MGS reference

  • @Mandotrooper
    @Mandotrooper Před 3 lety

    Aaaand at 7:38 your boy Fitz admits to starting the wildfires. Can I get a POGCHAMP

  • @zacyboi8466
    @zacyboi8466 Před 3 lety

    Now this, this is pogchamp

  • @danagreen6086
    @danagreen6086 Před 3 lety +2

    Tobi is looking very pretty

    • @neoplayzgames1488
      @neoplayzgames1488 Před 3 lety

      @@Northtarctica It aint sus bro its fine to point out if someone looks good or not.

  • @jacka6403
    @jacka6403 Před 3 lety

    as a german watcher i accept this episode of the podcast as a good episode

  • @charlieknowles9359
    @charlieknowles9359 Před 3 lety

    I just finished listening/ watching all of the podcast I started it when there was 93 episodes and now I’m all caught up I don’t know what to do with myself now😂😭

  • @itaybenyosef1789
    @itaybenyosef1789 Před 3 lety

    Fun fact: you can get rid of the ads just by moving the line to the end of the video an starting over

  • @Diegcool907
    @Diegcool907 Před 3 lety

    Pit bull came to my town in Kodiak Alaska

  • @srt_spyder
    @srt_spyder Před 3 lety

    YES A NEW UPLOAD

  • @kn1fey_
    @kn1fey_ Před 3 lety

    Toby looks amazing, she looks so good!

  • @mdalishawon
    @mdalishawon Před 3 lety +1

    I wonder who will od from their group first probably fitz or Toby

  • @remylebaux4721
    @remylebaux4721 Před 3 lety

    skulduggery pleasant is a good series, very enjoyable.

  • @alfiehussey4050
    @alfiehussey4050 Před 3 lety +25

    “A guide to being offensive”
    Just say the n word

    • @lovesiccat
      @lovesiccat Před 3 lety +1

      Just recall the massacre of Tiananmen Square in China, you can offend people and then disappear.

  • @Deatpool500
    @Deatpool500 Před 3 lety

    When they mentioned romeo and juliet spin offs I remembered about the one with Leonardo Dicaprio and they all used guns

  • @ru66erducky42
    @ru66erducky42 Před 3 lety

    WOOOOOO NICE PODCAST

  • @MatyldaASMR
    @MatyldaASMR Před 3 lety +6

    okay like, I was truly hypnotised by how gorgeous Tobi is

    • @jboogie3021
      @jboogie3021 Před 3 lety

      You were "hypnotized"? Lol stop virtue signaling. In no normal standard is that gorgeous.

    • @MatyldaASMR
      @MatyldaASMR Před 3 lety

      Jboogie bruh

    • @jboogie3021
      @jboogie3021 Před 3 lety

      @@MatyldaASMR what an insightful response. I know you guys are super accepting of everything but this shit is weird. Tobi you are not gorgeous. You look like a dude who put on a light amount of foundation

  • @michaelmullenix7115
    @michaelmullenix7115 Před 3 lety

    Imagine having summer with Christmas with no snow 🤩

  • @statusk.w.o.-topic8610
    @statusk.w.o.-topic8610 Před 3 lety +4

    I'm Jewish and i enjoyed this podcast

  • @bettyboobot
    @bettyboobot Před 3 lety

    I want Tobi's eyebrows look how beautiful they look omfg 😍

  • @MrJasenstewart97
    @MrJasenstewart97 Před 3 lety

    To answer Toby's question, "PULL THE LEVER KRONK"

  • @prestonseim1708
    @prestonseim1708 Před 3 lety

    10:20 plot twist, straws have no holes. its just a sheet of plastic rolled to form a hollow cylinder with both ends open

  • @jaycurly9810
    @jaycurly9810 Před 3 lety

    Swagger was already making fun of my wanna be sociopath self bro REALLY🤣🤣

  • @syvill733
    @syvill733 Před 3 lety +3

    its gonna be weird when they actually do regular podcasts again

  • @sara-li5ou
    @sara-li5ou Před 3 lety

    39:58 that was so impressive

  • @Crim-uw1fy
    @Crim-uw1fy Před 3 lety +6

    Tobi tho 👀

    • @Deceasegrips
      @Deceasegrips Před 3 lety +1

      @@Northtarctica get a life Keegan 🙏

  • @TobiG4mer
    @TobiG4mer Před 3 lety +1

    46:38 Incubators are machines used to *incubate* eggs so they stay warm and protected till they hatch. Yet Swagger seems convinced that Italians put their sick in them xD

  • @bencam8178
    @bencam8178 Před 3 lety

    Skullduggery Pleasant is a great book

  • @taylaatkins2118
    @taylaatkins2118 Před 3 lety

    tobi lookin very pretty this week

  • @roast_mutton_chops
    @roast_mutton_chops Před 3 lety +1

    Matt for 99% of this podcast: 👁👄👁

  • @trisarah_tops7799
    @trisarah_tops7799 Před 3 lety

    The weather is as spicy as Tobi's eyebrows ❤

    • @missajenston7277
      @missajenston7277 Před 3 lety +1

      what the fuck does that MEAN

    • @trisarah_tops7799
      @trisarah_tops7799 Před 3 lety

      @@missajenston7277 It is spicy hot in Australia and her eyebrows are beautifully hot!