I Turned My Kitchen into an Insane Domino Maze - Cooking Simulator

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  • čas přidán 24. 09. 2019
  • Every grandmaster chef in the world will tell you the same thing: the key to a successful kitchen is 150 cutting boards, 5 active blowtorches, a fistful of firecrackers, an extraterrestrial you field dressed yourself, and the will to succeed. It doesn't hurt if it's also Oktoberfest. It also doesn't hurt if you played the board game Mouse Trap and were inspired to make Rube Goldberg obstacle courses because of it.
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    More about Cooking Simulator (from Steam):
    Become the ultimate chef! Take control of a highly polished, realistic kitchen equipped with all kinds of utensils and stands. Unlock and master over 80 recipes or use dozens of lifelike ingredients to cook everything you like. All spiced up with a dash of real-life physics!
    Key Features:
    Career and Sandbox modes
    80+ recipes
    140+ lifelike ingredients
    Perks and skills to unlock
    Advanced cooking mechanics
    Realistic physics
    Your kitchen’s got all the gear a chef might need. Griddles, cookers, gas stands, ovens and tons of utensils like pots, pans, plates, knives, spatulas and blenders! On top of that there are over 140 ingredients available in the pantry: meat and fish, fruit and veggies, dairy products and various liquids. There’s also a full set of spices and herbs for adding that extra flavour!
    Lifelike cooking experience! All the ingredients respond to your actions by changing temperature, appearance and taste. Every time you’re slicing potatoes, flipping steaks or boiling a soup, there are some real-life physics applied to it. Once you learn the cooking mechanics and start serving dishes, you’ll see yourself becoming a better chef with every new plate on the checkout.
    Career mode is a culinary journey zero-to-hero style and your task is to gain fame for you and your restaurant. You’ll start from the basics and progressively unlock new more complex dishes and start serving more customers as your fame and experience grow. Once you master the recipes and workflow, you’ll be able to unlock various perks and skills.
    However, if you’re not interested in playing by the rules, you’re going to love the Sandbox mode. Access all the recipes and ingredients and prepare whatever you like without any pressure. You don’t even have to cook anything! Game physics gives you unlimited opportunities. Throw knives like darts, set up cutting boards like dominoes, set the whole kitchen on fire, blow up the oven and save the day using a fire extinguisher!
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  • @LetsGameItOut
    @LetsGameItOut  Před 4 lety +9922

    I love any game that will let me set up stuff like dominoes AND also incorporates setting an entire room on fire.

    • @GTXgb-gt8lz
      @GTXgb-gt8lz Před 4 lety +49

      Let's Game It Out me too

    • @davidmunoz8171
      @davidmunoz8171 Před 4 lety +45

      On On On On? On! ON *ON* oN *oN?!*
      Translates to: I love your channel @Let'sGameItOut ! 👌

    • @pat7185
      @pat7185 Před 4 lety +20

      Huge fan, keep up the work

    • @Korudo1322
      @Korudo1322 Před 4 lety +20

      How about Untitled Goose Game?

    • @dawndishdetergent798
      @dawndishdetergent798 Před 4 lety +14

      How do you only have 263K subs?

  • @chaossdragon
    @chaossdragon Před 4 lety +21384

    I'm willing to bet that the developers couldn't be more proud of the fact that the domino rally part actually worked...

    • @BigCheeseStudio
      @BigCheeseStudio Před 4 lety +4337

      It melts our hears! Who said you don't need physics in a cooking game?

    • @Lysy231
      @Lysy231 Před 4 lety +968

      Yep, we're proud

    • @maruftim
      @maruftim Před 4 lety +117

      Yeah lol

    • @Gobra11
      @Gobra11 Před 4 lety +858

      @@BigCheeseStudio But did you saw what have to be done? You must add the possibility to serve the food in a bucket. Or anything else.

    • @franke3723
      @franke3723 Před 4 lety +38

      Yes +1

  • @Nightstick24
    @Nightstick24 Před 4 lety +4964

    Imagine sitting at a restaurant for seven hours waiting on your food, then going and checking up on the chef and he's crawling around setting up cutting coard dominos. Dozens of explosions later your food comes out soaked in beer and raw. And your primary complaint is that the cutting technique wasn't great and there wasn't enough olive oil.

  • @electricerger
    @electricerger Před 2 lety +979

    My favourite part of Josh's videos are that he spends 30 minutes playing the game in a reasonable way, and then 10 hours making nightmares.

    • @EnergeticSpark63
      @EnergeticSpark63 Před rokem +3

      hey

    • @hanbigim
      @hanbigim Před rokem +19

      actually, this is an impressive new record! usually, it's 10 seconds and that's opening the game and pressing start.

  • @rancholotl3384
    @rancholotl3384 Před 2 lety +385

    I love that his power of passing the limits of games is able to make a _pork shoulder_ become sentient. I also love how he uses anything as a baking tray *EXCEPT* a baking tray.

  • @zwormhour
    @zwormhour Před 4 lety +2253

    I love waiting 7+ hours for my food to hear multiple explosions and have everything be served partly raw and covered in beer.

    • @mitekivagy
      @mitekivagy Před 4 lety +35

      I just laughed more on that comment than the entire video thanks
      man:DDD

    • @melissapuckett2230
      @melissapuckett2230 Před 4 lety +2

      Lol

    • @cyoz2723
      @cyoz2723 Před 4 lety +24

      Don’t forget the smoke and fire coming out of the kitchen

    • @draquablu2030
      @draquablu2030 Před 4 lety +34

      Don't forget the shards of glass giving the dish a nice added crunchy experience

    • @TrueSenteintBadA00
      @TrueSenteintBadA00 Před 4 lety +10

      Now that's a meal I can respect XD

  • @aubanana1339
    @aubanana1339 Před 3 lety +3786

    This man is willing to use *ANYTHING* as a cooking tray *BUT* a cooking tray

    • @emilhuzjak7053
      @emilhuzjak7053 Před 3 lety +71

      and a cooking tray as anything else but a cooking tray

    • @dingodog711
      @dingodog711 Před 3 lety +18

      I see your name pls I was just curious about how to bury and hide a body I promise

    • @devyn.
      @devyn. Před 3 lety +8

      Oh hey dude. Never expected to see you here.

    • @devyn.
      @devyn. Před 3 lety +8

      @@dingodog711 *FBI OPEN UP!*

    • @dingodog711
      @dingodog711 Před 3 lety +9

      @@devyn. no

  • @frostyvr9805
    @frostyvr9805 Před rokem +165

    Imagine being a waiter and hearing explosions and fire coming from the kitchen

    • @ARSR
      @ARSR Před rokem +14

      I wouldn't worry. It's just josh

    • @surfroger-rv3gp
      @surfroger-rv3gp Před rokem +6

      If we are going down , we will go down with bang lol

  • @Un_Lucky1
    @Un_Lucky1 Před rokem +152

    2:52 as someone who has never heard of Oktoberfest, i can confirm the pork shoulders do, in fact, come alive and wriggle around like worms during the festivities

  • @pawpatrolnews
    @pawpatrolnews Před 4 lety +3606

    How many times did you accidentally knock over the cutting boards while setting it up?

    • @LetsGameItOut
      @LetsGameItOut  Před 4 lety +2447

      An unbelievable number of times. So, so, so many times.

    • @MarcelinoDeseo
      @MarcelinoDeseo Před 4 lety +689

      @@LetsGameItOut your dedication is truly out of this world!

    • @NickyRF
      @NickyRF Před 4 lety +351

      Let's Game It Out how do you motivate yourself to keep going after you fail these tiny 2 minute jokes that you spend like 5 hours on?

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 Před 4 lety +76

      @@LetsGameItOut your effort was worth the like (and the laughs)

    • @KeaveMind
      @KeaveMind Před 4 lety +40

      @@LetsGameItOut ah yes the fun of domino

  • @TheHitman488
    @TheHitman488 Před 4 lety +7365

    I'm German and I love that you perfectly captured the spirit of my people in this video! ¡muy excelente!

  • @rugiiman8917
    @rugiiman8917 Před rokem +15

    “Flatscreen, why do all the luscious meats go through you?” made my spit out my Helles Märzenbier.

  • @lmlmd2714
    @lmlmd2714 Před 2 lety +99

    Can we all just appreciate the utter win that makes playing a cooking simulator badly so utterly, utterly compelling?

  • @coolmanhunter8671
    @coolmanhunter8671 Před 3 lety +2904

    Gordon Ramsay: The meat is so RAW, it's still RUNNING ACROSS THE FLOOR.

  • @GodlikeIridium
    @GodlikeIridium Před 4 lety +2856

    "Let's prep the kitchen: On, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, open, open"
    It's even funnier when you know exactly what will happen with the oven xD

  • @abcj3051
    @abcj3051 Před 2 lety +57

    1:11 "Perfect that's a tomorrow problem!"
    My entire life.

  • @stardewvalleyenjoyer3190
    @stardewvalleyenjoyer3190 Před 2 lety +38

    2:38 that ball at school that’s been there for 50 years

  • @evanz2704
    @evanz2704 Před 3 lety +5396

    As a German, I can confirm that this is exactly how Oktoberfest works.

    • @banananman
      @banananman Před 3 lety +28

      @@Victor_Graves and I can guess someone took this comment too seriously( not u)

    • @banananman
      @banananman Před 3 lety +8

      @@Victor_Graves noice

    • @turg7689
      @turg7689 Před 3 lety +91

      But with waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
      more beer.

    • @Zelurpio
      @Zelurpio Před 3 lety +57

      I'm actually German and, I found this slightly offensive. But hilarious. I love watching these videos, they help me learn English.

    • @matthewsmith3065
      @matthewsmith3065 Před 3 lety +9

      yay
      yay

  • @haroldedman7764
    @haroldedman7764 Před 3 lety +2455

    josh: literally sets the kitchen on fire,
    the costumer: *it's still too cold*

  • @gagaplex
    @gagaplex Před 2 lety +13

    0:55 The upper-left corner says "GUT", which is a reference to the store-brand "GUT & GÜNSTIG" ("good and affordable"). I really did not expect to see that in a game.

  • @mnemonichotpocket
    @mnemonichotpocket Před rokem +36

    I love how Josh knows instinctively how to clip through the environment

  • @willyyeremi5284
    @willyyeremi5284 Před 3 lety +3314

    This dude is really something. He can make A MEAT INTO A PET.

  • @herpderpington
    @herpderpington Před 4 lety +1298

    Every moment is a fresh beginning. - T.S Eliot
    What we think, we become. - Buddha
    Reality is wrong, dreams are for real. - Tupac
    If I were a pork shoulder, where would I be? -- Let's Game It Out

    • @woutvandesompele8612
      @woutvandesompele8612 Před 4 lety +7

      Josh

    • @rigatoni_joe5090
      @rigatoni_joe5090 Před 4 lety +24

      Mistakes are just happy little accidents - Bob Ross

    • @chadbroski6711
      @chadbroski6711 Před 4 lety +32

      “As the Germans say “muy excelente”” - Let’s Game It Out

    • @ImaPizzaK
      @ImaPizzaK Před 4 lety +8

      @@rigatoni_joe5090 Oh no! real art in museum destroyed by pink paint! The paint also touched a campfire causing a domino chain to set the place up in fires! Now statues are melting!
      Bob Ross: _"It's just a happy little accident"_

    • @femboyeggy8947
      @femboyeggy8947 Před 2 lety

      @@ImaPizzaK can I eat u 🥴🥴

  • @MajorTeag
    @MajorTeag Před 2 lety +19

    Very nice domino setup. Definitely needs more explosions next time. And remember the kitchen isn't on fire, it's just the Aurora Borealis.

  • @catholicatkin5765
    @catholicatkin5765 Před 2 měsíci +4

    As a German, this is actually very authentic and exactly how you make it

  • @hekati7889
    @hekati7889 Před 3 lety +1240

    Customer: what is taking our food so long?
    *E X P L O S I O N*

    • @trenvert123
      @trenvert123 Před 2 lety +38

      @@FVCDRGTBYHNJU7OKILH6GTBY7FVR The restaurants inexplicable fan: Sounds like it's done

    • @nerfgun3864
      @nerfgun3864 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Ohyeah199 boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom

    • @DeletedDevilDeletedAngel
      @DeletedDevilDeletedAngel Před 2 lety

      @@nerfgun3864 creep rap B)

    • @MarkZeroGaming
      @MarkZeroGaming Před 2 lety

      "It's been an hour and a half!"
      "WE GO TOGETHER!!!"

  • @dagemeliorszczebrzeszynski9307

    His two catchphrases of the series:
    1. "Nummy nummy num!"
    2. "Yes, that's exactly what I meant"

  • @Theonlysanevalentinofan
    @Theonlysanevalentinofan Před 5 měsíci +5

    9:58
    Imagine being like the safety person and your like “so I am just checking in for your mon- WHAT THE FU-“

  • @name-ie9qo
    @name-ie9qo Před rokem +9

    The fact you reconstructed the dominos multiple times. . .truly a blessing to have your destructive motivation 😂

  • @intelegintaxolotl2155
    @intelegintaxolotl2155 Před 3 lety +1637

    Josh: Is there a limit?
    His computer: I will now read off my will.

    • @felixgamingchanel2.02
      @felixgamingchanel2.02 Před 2 lety +8

      True

    • @redgamez5542
      @redgamez5542 Před rokem +5

      POV:you are graystillplays cumputer :You:Well guess i will die a painful firey death

    • @CraftingGummi
      @CraftingGummi Před 11 měsíci +3

      Computer: “I leave everything to Grace.”

    • @thanhangthithien734
      @thanhangthithien734 Před 9 měsíci

      this is mine 11:48

    • @Glitchm77plays
      @Glitchm77plays Před 7 měsíci

      @@user-lp6qi7bw9sthat makes 0 sense what does “what dose smell burning in here?” I think you need to go back to school and get some proper grammar

  • @ThatweirdEMTnerd
    @ThatweirdEMTnerd Před 3 lety +357

    Imagine just sitting outside drinking beer, and you look inside and see the entire kitchen in fire and the chef trying to put a flat screen TV in a commercial oven.

  • @jocirayne7316
    @jocirayne7316 Před rokem +33

    3:19 that’s definitely one of the most psychopathic things he’s done

  • @toogoodatall960
    @toogoodatall960 Před 2 lety +15

    4:35 for a second i was thinking he was actually cleaning up

  • @direweeb
    @direweeb Před 4 lety +830

    "Waiter, my cabbage is too rare. Could you please have it cooked a bit more?"
    "Why yes, we will set the kitchen on fire just for you!"
    "... Did that waiter just insult me? I wasn't asking for much..."
    *Meanwhile, in the kitchen...*

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory Před 4 lety +22

      *sniff* I guess he was serious.

    • @23danzhe45
      @23danzhe45 Před 4 lety +3

      cabbage is very rare..not raw?

    • @ImaPizzaK
      @ImaPizzaK Před 4 lety +4

      That customer didn't know how "rare" that cabbage was

    • @memeboi679
      @memeboi679 Před 4 lety

      rn there a 666 likes on this comment

  • @celinam.2513
    @celinam.2513 Před 4 lety +1673

    As a German I can confirm that this is a real traditional German meal, we Germans love it to eat our raw meat with some glass, containers and sponges. You absolutely nailed it! 😅🖒

    • @Jatopian
      @Jatopian Před 4 lety +28

      Well, it's important not to enjoy yourself too much, nein?

    • @celinam.2513
      @celinam.2513 Před 4 lety +16

      @@Jatopian What are u hating for?😅 Nein?

    • @rebireh922
      @rebireh922 Před 4 lety +58

      CeCe Pc i absolutely agree. Love the plastic sponge feeling and the rounding off feeling that you get from the glass. Ehrlich gesagt mag ich Oktoberfeste gar nicht so sehr, aber wie er das Zeug ausspricht, einfach brilliant.❤️🐷🦋🙈🥰🇩🇪🖤❤️💛🥨🥦

    • @burgerboss1016
      @burgerboss1016 Před 4 lety +4

      Cheers mate!

    • @Lexikitty48
      @Lexikitty48 Před 4 lety +20

      As a German i have to say the same ...im just laughing alot...und ihr?

  • @someperson6105
    @someperson6105 Před rokem +18

    nobody: school cafeteria lunches: 11:47

  • @Ano-Nymous
    @Ano-Nymous Před 7 měsíci +7

    The devs should record their reaction. Would love to see it. 😂

  • @anonymousblank5635
    @anonymousblank5635 Před 4 lety +525

    Imagine walking into the kitchen of a 5 star restaurant to see the master chef shoving a television into the oven while throwing raw meat and narrating his life as if he had a large audience

  • @samjustice683
    @samjustice683 Před 4 lety +828

    *Hides leaking beer keg*
    “Perfect, that’s a tomorrow problem”

    • @livyn.9770
      @livyn.9770 Před 3 lety +20

      Basically when I get any type of homework 😭

    • @JeepBunker25
      @JeepBunker25 Před 3 lety +2

      @@livyn.9770 lmao

    • @lhaviland8602
      @lhaviland8602 Před 3 lety +7

      My entire life in five words 😅

    • @carluvscats
      @carluvscats Před 3 lety +2

      Tomorrow: WHO FLOODED THE KITCHEN WITH BEER?!

  • @katelynrushe9025
    @katelynrushe9025 Před 2 lety +6

    I love the choice of “triumphant” music as you set the entire kitchen on fire. 🤣

  • @FriendlyKat
    @FriendlyKat Před rokem +2

    1:10 Caught me off guard so much I had to paused the video to finish laughing so hard. I truly didn't expect that.
    "As they say in Germany, "muy excelente". LMAOOOOO

  • @user-ke4oz9rz8x
    @user-ke4oz9rz8x Před 4 lety +529

    "Let's prep the kitchen: On, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, open, open"
    Because it is in a video-game running in a PC using electricity, the kitchen is actually using real life electricity

  • @mrtrickyfingers5090
    @mrtrickyfingers5090 Před 3 lety +403

    New favorite phrase “Treat it like a stake, and you’re slaying a vampire.”

    • @CarassiusAu
      @CarassiusAu Před 2 lety +5

      That’s actually very badass

    • @oceananimates1214
      @oceananimates1214 Před 2 lety +4

      Mine is: Bucle up or don't I don't care!!!

    • @thezeldaboi2310
      @thezeldaboi2310 Před rokem

      @@oceananimates1214 2 secs l8r: rip ABSOLUTELY EVERY BOTTLE IN THE KITCHEN :(

  • @gamingisawesome4850
    @gamingisawesome4850 Před rokem +2

    I really like this video, Josh is so funny. HE always makes me laugh. I like that the bacon dances on the floor and touches his feet ;) . And when all the cooked orange bacon falls out the oven to the floor and lastly on his legs like that bacon dancing on his feet.

  • @danielhale1
    @danielhale1 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Meat pet is my second-favorite character, right after Grace.
    I've never been to Octoberfest, but now I know what to expect. I feel like I was really there!

  • @soup7917
    @soup7917 Před 4 lety +188

    i can just imagine going to a high end resteraunt, ordering a nice meal and then waiting for about an hour with crashes and explosion sounds coming from the kitchen and occasionally seeing some flames through that little circular window into the kitchen before getting a plate covered in burned food and shards of plate with a little bit of tv on it

  • @lorihacking
    @lorihacking Před 3 lety +1104

    His meals always end up as 10% of what he started with.

    • @nanabanana116
      @nanabanana116 Před 3 lety +5

      XD 🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣 fr

    • @RozehKakes
      @RozehKakes Před rokem +12

      like any upper class michelin star kitchen
      with the elegant ambience and creative plating being what the customer actually pays for lmao >w>

  • @morris3.14
    @morris3.14 Před rokem +4

    there is this one frame, at 9:07, where you zoom in and the ooven in the back, just dose his thing. lovely, my favorite frame bro

  • @JBG-AjaxzeMedia
    @JBG-AjaxzeMedia Před 2 lety +4

    2:57 that pork shoulder is just playing the i am bread sequel, i am pork

  • @lunartunes6416
    @lunartunes6416 Před 3 lety +543

    As a German myself, i can confirm that this is indeed an authentic german meal.

    • @apheirox
      @apheirox Před 2 lety +24

      ... and as a foreigner from outside the Volksfestland, I can confirm you are indeed a real German.

    • @exodiacrown
      @exodiacrown Před 2 lety +1

      same

    • @JohnSmith-yf5bk
      @JohnSmith-yf5bk Před 2 lety +7

      Vith ze lovely broken glass lacerating mine tongue

    • @g.k684
      @g.k684 Před 2 lety +14

      Oh man, do your pork shoulders become sentient too?

    • @lunartunes6416
      @lunartunes6416 Před 2 lety +10

      @@g.k684 Yes that can happen

  • @thatdrownedartixx
    @thatdrownedartixx Před 4 lety +752

    "Are you touching my leg- STOP IT! I'll teach you how to do tricks later."

    • @InieProductions
      @InieProductions Před 3 lety +29

      Plot Twist: The dancing meat told Josh that, Josh didn't say that.

    • @MrTyrone77
      @MrTyrone77 Před 3 lety +10

      I couldn’t stop laughing

    • @user-bj7jf2dh3y
      @user-bj7jf2dh3y Před 3 lety +13

      Imagine using that scene's audio for an anime

    • @knittedrachael
      @knittedrachael Před 3 lety +1

      i genuinely cant stop laughing

    • @coolmanpoggers1837
      @coolmanpoggers1837 Před 3 lety

      @@user-bj7jf2dh3y The best anime for that is Cory in the house.

  • @joshuasiebenhofer2452
    @joshuasiebenhofer2452 Před měsícem +1

    You know, josh really made the exoerience authentic by acting like he drank multiple Märzenbiere, like a true Oktoberfest Guest.

  • @ninja_of_light_5801
    @ninja_of_light_5801 Před 2 lety +4

    The funniest part of this video for me is Josh constantly breaking the bottles by accident.

  • @ohmygoshcheese
    @ohmygoshcheese Před 4 lety +840

    I feel like a person could overdose on 500g of cloves oh my gosh

    • @LetsGameItOut
      @LetsGameItOut  Před 4 lety +133

      I concur. I feel like 2g of cloves would cause like a 400x OD

    • @ohmygoshcheese
      @ohmygoshcheese Před 4 lety +16

      @@LetsGameItOut I agree. Adding that much cloves to a dish proved you're an absolute mad lad

    • @private2102
      @private2102 Před 4 lety +3

      @@LetsGameItOut r/madlad

    • @thysquid2157
      @thysquid2157 Před 4 lety +2

      To be fair, too much of anything is bad.

    • @ohmygoshcheese
      @ohmygoshcheese Před 4 lety +19

      @@thysquid2157 idk personally I think he could've used a little more fire when cooking the food at the end there

  • @XxFuntimeWolfxX
    @XxFuntimeWolfxX Před 3 lety +595

    I have a playlist called "it killed me with laughter" but this is so FUNNY that I legit had to create a new one called "destroyed my lungs" cuz I legit couldn't breathe for half an hour

    • @leafysstream108
      @leafysstream108 Před 3 lety +19

      How are you alive if you didn’t breath for half an hour

    • @therealbeanbot
      @therealbeanbot Před 3 lety +27

      @@leafysstream108 Shush

    • @leafysstream108
      @leafysstream108 Před 3 lety +2

      I’m stating fact

    • @XxFuntimeWolfxX
      @XxFuntimeWolfxX Před 3 lety +36

      @@leafysstream108 who said I lived?

    • @depressedcatlover3421
      @depressedcatlover3421 Před 3 lety +8

      I had to too XD I love where he sounds professional if you listen in the background but when u watch him he is complete destruction

  • @hillarycourchaine6829
    @hillarycourchaine6829 Před 2 lety +4

    If I was at Oktoberfest and I heard explosions going on in the kitchen I'd would say that josh the chef is making an excellent meal.

  • @downscale
    @downscale Před rokem +1

    You should submit to Guinness Book of World Records for biggest Rube Goldberg Machine in Cooking Simulator. That was amazing!

  • @UltraDanteKing
    @UltraDanteKing Před 3 lety +852

    Me: *searching for recipes*
    Google: *Top 10 easiest food to make*
    Bing:

    • @fallguys5977
      @fallguys5977 Před 3 lety +31

      It's easy cuz u basically just throw everything into a container, blow it up with Gasoline and a blow torch, and Bon Appetite!

    • @keziasharlyn8389
      @keziasharlyn8389 Před 3 lety +19

      @@fallguys5977 i tried this method, and even though I am now homeless, the meal was muy delicioso

    • @Thunderwingisatakenalias
      @Thunderwingisatakenalias Před 3 lety +3

      @@fallguys5977 *Guten Appetit

    • @pissheater3k
      @pissheater3k Před 3 lety

      @@keziasharlyn8389 then how do you comment

    • @dylanbrazelton267
      @dylanbrazelton267 Před 3 lety

      @@pissheater3kit’s a joke lol

  • @LovioEmmanuel
    @LovioEmmanuel Před 4 lety +1682

    He’s that CZcamsr that hardly posts but when he does it’s spectacular

    • @gildieuaffn
      @gildieuaffn Před 4 lety +91

      Hardly, you must be kidding right ahah he posts once a week

    • @hadoom848
      @hadoom848 Před 4 lety +7

      Posessed Pork

    • @thysquid2157
      @thysquid2157 Před 4 lety +45

      Emmanuel Lovio you haven’t experienced the pain with true long time post channels...

    • @giin97
      @giin97 Před 4 lety +23

      @@gildieuaffn in today's age of twice daily gaming posts, once a week is ages. I can't stand the twice a day channels.

    • @Huntracony
      @Huntracony Před 4 lety +10

      Hardly posts? It's weekly. I I'm subscribed to so many CZcamsrs, including gaming ones, that upload less than that. Zisteau, donoteat01, Welyn, AuzzieGamer, etc.

  • @Frosty_tha_Snowman
    @Frosty_tha_Snowman Před rokem +1

    If this channel was 100% cooking simulator gameplay, I'd still watch it. Happily.

  • @yuankyle7162
    @yuankyle7162 Před rokem +5

    3:23 As if he said "All my friends are toxic" 💀💀

  • @D4rkartz
    @D4rkartz Před 4 lety +296

    Other Chef: So our oven, stove and grill is broken
    Josh: No problemo! We have a floor, right?

  • @kairon156
    @kairon156 Před 4 lety +391

    I laughed way too hard when you said "That's a tomorrow problem."
    I hope my family doesn't think I'm dying from laughter.

    • @cloudstrife9762
      @cloudstrife9762 Před 4 lety +3

      I'm in a rooming house, also burst out laughing at that moment, I think I woke up the neighbours as well

    • @kairon156
      @kairon156 Před 4 lety +1

      @@cloudstrife9762 Oh dear, I'm lucky that everyone was still awake. It's just my laughing can sound rather stupid sometimes.

  • @B1U3_D1AM0ND
    @B1U3_D1AM0ND Před 7 měsíci +5

    0:18 I’m celebrating it tmrw :)))

  • @icedcofefe
    @icedcofefe Před 2 lety +3

    Josh is the master of spending as much time as possible on a single thing and nothing ever comes out of it but greatness.

  •  Před 4 lety +221

    That domino effect is actually one of the most impressive things I've seen in my whole life.

  • @user-rb7vz5ol3j
    @user-rb7vz5ol3j Před rokem +2

    if I heard “nummy nummy num” I would be terrified

  • @mewriarty_
    @mewriarty_ Před rokem +3

    as an American living in Germany, this perfectly encapsulates my feelings towards Oktoberfest.

  • @Star-qg9sf
    @Star-qg9sf Před 4 lety +318

    I LOVE how chaotic this guy is! I almost died laughing when he started talking to that living pork shoulder, and also when he tried to fit the TV into the oven! definitely an underrated channel.

  • @Coolkid0715
    @Coolkid0715 Před 3 lety +290

    I die laughing when he ‘preps the kitchen” and goes “on, on, on, on, on”

    • @Xcizior
      @Xcizior Před rokem +3

      sound like a banjo kazooie character lmao

  • @pineapplepizza6949
    @pineapplepizza6949 Před rokem +1

    Imagine ordering at this restaurant. You wait 7 hours for your food, and then hear several explosions from the kitchen. Finally, you get your “food”, and proceed to take a bite, and your biggest complaint is that the chopping wasn’t done right

  • @user-oq1kl4rg8q
    @user-oq1kl4rg8q Před 2 lety +7

    1:55 that is perfect

  • @Fr33z3Fir3
    @Fr33z3Fir3 Před 4 lety +164

    Me: *Gets bored making a single domino chain*
    Josh: *MAKES AN ENTIRE DOMINO CHAIN IN A GAME USING CUTTING BOARDS TO COOK A MEAL*

  • @dabeamer42
    @dabeamer42 Před 4 lety +284

    When I laugh a lot, I get an asthma attack. After watching that, I can't breathe. Gotta go find my inhaler & other drugs.
    But it was worth it.

    • @bis9817
      @bis9817 Před 4 lety +10

      Whaa... Ooops. Sometimes another problem of mine doesn't let me laugh much

  • @Rhoasckm
    @Rhoasckm Před 2 lety +4

    I am in complete awe that the dominos worked as intended, what a master of his craft

  • @J0shu476
    @J0shu476 Před 2 lety +1

    Imagine waiting outside the kitchen on ur table with ur family and you just hear fire sprinklers and fire and just her a nuke go off in there and when u enter the kitchen u just to see the chef stacking food as dominos for fun while burning the place like man that’s so cool

  • @Seanderson3
    @Seanderson3 Před 3 lety +672

    "As they say in Germany: muy excelente."
    *Ah yes, that German phrase goes very well with this other German phrase: ayuda.*

  • @pablokvillalba
    @pablokvillalba Před 4 lety +70

    Do you imagine being one of the clients waiting for their food and hearing these REALLY LOUD explosions?

  • @Bloodshed_Silence
    @Bloodshed_Silence Před 2 lety +7

    9:00 I’m willing to bet it only took like 39 minutes to set it all up, but may have messed it up so many times it took him seven hours😂. Sounds about right

  • @Jalarena
    @Jalarena Před 9 měsíci +1

    My family jokes about how every good restaurant drops the food on the floor and then has to pick out the bits😂 I guess it’s true then😂😂😂

  • @DoMINEation
    @DoMINEation Před 4 lety +272

    The amount of effort put into these videos are insane. I always laugh so hard I can't breathe at your videos. Keep up the mind-blowing work! It always makes my day when you upload, no matter how bad. Thank you for these videos! 💖

  • @dudeawsomeness1
    @dudeawsomeness1 Před 4 lety +104

    You've convinced me that this game is the greatest game ever made and that it should be an Olympic sport.

  • @You_Yh14
    @You_Yh14 Před rokem +6

    1:23 This is music to my ears

  • @wyattskinner697
    @wyattskinner697 Před 8 měsíci +1

    "As they say in Germany: Muy exelente" This is my favorite quote from this series.

  • @GoVocaloider
    @GoVocaloider Před 3 lety +49

    All I can imagine in my head is sitting at the table waiting, and just as you begin to wonder if it isn't taking a bit long for the food to come out all you hear is a gigantic explosion coming from the direction of the kitchen.

  • @David-tf6pd
    @David-tf6pd Před 4 lety +202

    "Perfect, that's a tomorrow problem." Killed me with laughter and I only just started watching.

    • @Nat.4
      @Nat.4 Před 3 lety +3

      it’s rumored that the beer barrel is still spilling beer to this day

  • @Tix_Blox
    @Tix_Blox Před rokem +12

    4:04 star what?

  • @temong0long054
    @temong0long054 Před 10 měsíci +2

    I love how he is going around the kitchen making stuff while there is a big mess in the background😂

  • @CerealNMilkk
    @CerealNMilkk Před 4 lety +176

    This video is... *one tear falls down my face* ... Art. In it's finest form. Bravo sir.

  • @kyvizisalive29
    @kyvizisalive29 Před 4 lety +120

    Any inanimate, flat object: exists
    Josh: BAKING TRAY!

    • @kyvizisalive29
      @kyvizisalive29 Před 3 lety

      @@bentonchiez your question terrifies me. I will be haunted by baker-josh until the end of times now

    • @oude_henky
      @oude_henky Před 3 lety

      @@kyvizisalive29 oh god what’d they ask

  • @ReySilverskin
    @ReySilverskin Před rokem +1

    Gotta say, I have never seen a Rube Goldberg machine where one of the steps was "set the building on fire."

  • @montanahood8063
    @montanahood8063 Před 4 měsíci +2

    1:21 when I start to hear.
    “On.On.On.On.On.On.Open.Open” I get excited

  • @bluecomet9072
    @bluecomet9072 Před 3 lety +249

    He is talking so smoothly that the Captions actually tell you what he is saying

  • @ST6-Music
    @ST6-Music Před 3 lety +22

    10:57 - Just imagen being in the dining room waiting for your food and you hear that explosion.

    • @bentonchiez
      @bentonchiez Před 3 lety +1

      Would you hear it or would you be gone like everything else?

    • @ST6-Music
      @ST6-Music Před 3 lety

      @@bentonchiez idk but it would be one hell of an experience.

  • @kivahquynh1081
    @kivahquynh1081 Před rokem +1

    Let's Game It Out: steps of a cooking tray
    -First find cooking tray
    -Then break cooking tray as it is usless
    -Next find broken TV or anything else but a cooking tray
    - Lastly drop all the food and scramble on your knees until you gather it all up again

  • @wherefancytakesme
    @wherefancytakesme Před 2 lety +1

    Okay but those chaotic dominoes were so surprisingly pleasing.

  • @diamondtk287
    @diamondtk287 Před 3 lety +57

    6:57
    I love how it takes a second to realize what he'd done

  • @senatordodo4240
    @senatordodo4240 Před 4 lety +124

    Josh as soon as he boots up any game: "Now how do i make a maze?"

  • @richardlopez8869
    @richardlopez8869 Před rokem +2

    Everything he lights on fire, brightens my day

  • @yvonneg4987
    @yvonneg4987 Před rokem +1

    As a german I can 100% confirm that we always eat our Sauerbraten with sponge in it. A delicacy