BREAKING NEWS: Local man with V10 swapped Porsche Panamera destroys police force's entire supply of pursuit vehicles; Crime has reached an all time high due to officers having to resort to using horse drawn carriages with lights on top of them to catch criminals. Street racing now considered an act of terrorism.
The mysterious unreleased version of Need For Speed Carbon, Need For Speed Carbono Ultimate Pimps edition, has you playing as the Panamera driver seen in this video, after finishing off the police chase with tactically tactical tactics and Matrix hackré skillz, you modify your Panamera to fit the specs of the Lucario Limited Edition, after beating Evo pimp in a race you take the title of the ultimate pimp, but this doesn't last though, Evo pimp tells you that Golf pimp is back in town, now upgraded and calling himself ULTRA Golf pimp, this unlocks the final part of the game, in order to beat ULTRA Golf pimp, the player has to get the ultimate 350Z, and use it in the final boss race against him. Said race ends up with the player using his car's jet engines leaving ULTRA Golf pimp behind, thus finishing the game
it's an odd feeling when you think you know the physical limits of this universe, then all of a sudden, these limitations shatter right before your very eyes, lifting the burden of all physical constraints. this overwhelming sense of freedom makes the upcoming hours and minutes so devoid of meaning that it would be foolish to think they would ever even arrive. it's as if time itself seemingly just stopped. i feel calm after seeing that nissan...
The Porsche Panamera is a full-sized luxury vehicle (F-segment in Europe) manufactured by the German automobile manufacturer Porsche. It is front-engined and has a rear-wheel-drive layout, with all-wheel drive versions also available. It is the only sedan manufactured by Porsche as part of its strategy of expanding its market. The production version of the Porsche Panamera was unveiled at the 13th Auto Shanghai International Automobile Show in Shanghai, China, on April 2009. In 2011, hybrid and diesel versions were launched. In April 2013, a facelift to the Panamera was announced, making its debut again at the Shanghai Auto Show. A plug-in hybrid version, the Panamera S E-Hybrid, was released in the U.S. market in November 2013. The Panamera range received a re-design in 2016.
2:02 Lol i had a felling that song was going to play 😂😂😂😂 when i saw that 300c, i was thinking in head wondering, "Wait, if that car is there that means...... oh shit Midnight Club 3."
yeah but these videos take a really long time to make, and also if i made this series a common thing it would get stale really fast, it wouldnt be nearly as special anymore
@@inthehood1750 damn too bad,i cant even run carbon idk why,maybe u can tell me? It used to run fine on my shitty pc,now i upgraded and i get like 40 fps
First of your videos I have seen and this genuinely made me laugh. I can tell lots of work went into making this video. Keep making more, I'll be waiting for the next one.
This is my kind of drug Edit: I see that you're a Pokémon fan and a man of culture as well Edit 2: 12:34 how tf you look at the road with that big ass intake?
The car chase in the Panamera was fuckin awesome Also I was that Mexican that got in the way and I dont appreciate what you said. Thank you have a good day
the panamera is better becouse that actually looks amazingly nice and is a really iconic car to me, but nothing beats the 350z when it comes to the pimp factor
in da vidya gayme need fo speed 2, you can custumayz a nissan 240sx, with a whole snew of new parts
UwU
Mariofat
Teach me this language senpai
Thts a cool profpic
For English press 2
Still a better story than payback
and payback still better story than twilight
True
L you fking goddamn right
ALL UNITS SOME PANAMERA MADE ME SPILL MY FUCKING COFFEE
Yeah, the story about pimped/riced out cars are very exciting.
BREAKING NEWS: Local man with V10 swapped Porsche Panamera destroys police force's entire supply of pursuit vehicles; Crime has reached an all time high due to officers having to resort to using horse drawn carriages with lights on top of them to catch criminals. Street racing now considered an act of terrorism.
BREAKING NEWS:pimped car now is considered an act of terrorism
BREAKING NEWS:
VADIM BLYAT steals boris' shit everyday and sells it to buy cheap Evo
Breaking news: Matrix hackre spotted in Palmont City
BREAKING NEWS:Mexican vigilante tries to block panamera terrorist with blue sedan!
STREET RACING NEWS: Pimped v10 engine-swapped Panamera races Evo Pimp.
12:35 was the funniest thing I've ever laughed at in my life, I had tears and everything
P I M P M Y R I D E F A R T E D I T I O N ☆
basically installing too many subwoofers in the back of a civic
AAAA THE BASS
@@jazepolTHE BASS LMAO THIS SONG IS PERFECT AAAAAAAAAAA
In the most chill voice ever: *I AM AWARE OF THAT FACT*
nfs is so cool
to beato you
SUV SNIPE +50 ILLEGAL
miraitowa and someitt meets golf pimp
Sorry for this but..
Cuando el Gol de tu vecino esta rebajado y con faros violeta.
THE MOMENT WE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!
YES!
OFC!!!
YES!!!
Midnight Club Still Cancelled Soz it’s very sad that it’s cancelled SoZ
@@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz I see you in every video that I watch haha
Nfs - 10%
Editing - 90
golf pimp is actually sentient, and needs no driver
thats a fact
@@chip300RR this is canon now
*I AM AWARE OF THAT FACT*
It's because of the Crash of 1995 that awakened Ultra Golf Pimp
12:34 Dudes with honda civics be like:
The mysterious unreleased version of Need For Speed Carbon, Need For Speed Carbono Ultimate Pimps edition, has you playing as the Panamera driver seen in this video, after finishing off the police chase with tactically tactical tactics and Matrix hackré skillz, you modify your Panamera to fit the specs of the Lucario Limited Edition, after beating Evo pimp in a race you take the title of the ultimate pimp, but this doesn't last though, Evo pimp tells you that Golf pimp is back in town, now upgraded and calling himself ULTRA Golf pimp, this unlocks the final part of the game, in order to beat ULTRA Golf pimp, the player has to get the ultimate 350Z, and use it in the final boss race against him. Said race ends up with the player using his car's jet engines leaving ULTRA Golf pimp behind, thus finishing the game
Need For Speed Ca🅱️rono
I wish this was ACTUALLY A GAME E.A!!!!!
"AVAILABLE ONLY ON PS3 because chinese man has more moni"
chip300RR: aight hold my fuckin beer i'm bouta' end this dude's whole career
@Lucas the aura guardian sheesh
ola u
*Get back here chinese man*
Who are u calling Chinese maddafukka
@@lugyisonyoutube8252 i am 100% japonise
Oh u fukka
@@lugyisonyoutube8252(5 sec later) i am backu
(angery koran) nd8dbdjdvdjdkbsvsbdjbrbr
Worth the wait, especially after seeing that arcade 350z
Also, good music choices
Nino washing machine intensifies
“i am bakku”
*top 10 last words before death*
"self destruct
+90 illegal"
i was dying
it's an odd feeling when you think you know the physical limits of this universe, then all of a sudden, these limitations shatter right before your very eyes, lifting the burden of all physical constraints. this overwhelming sense of freedom makes the upcoming hours and minutes so devoid of meaning that it would be foolish to think they would ever even arrive. it's as if time itself seemingly just stopped. i feel calm after seeing that nissan...
Couldn't say that any better. I feel the exact same way
@@adamrozsavolgyi2947 Bojler eladó!
@@lamella64 Kérlek ne, olyan értelnesnek tűntél az eredeti kommentednél
@@adamrozsavolgyi2947 Ugyan már! Hiszen tudod, hogy kötelező. :D
@@lamella64 nem tudtam, hogy az 😅
Me: The Golf Pimp is the best ride
350Z: Am I a joke to you?
Are you trying to say "nismo washing machine"?
honda z best car
What about the honda skyline, it has highest pimp factor
You are, You fucking nismo washing machine.
no super speed astra
*8:23** That Happy face in the front bumper...*
My expectations of this were higher than the biplane wing.
I actually waited every single month for this video, it was completely worth it, outstanding move
12:14 is this Need for Speed Most Wanted 2012
Why you need half life 3 when you got nfs carbon randomness 3?
Ikr!
+999
Your a genius
@@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz Midnight Club is still canceled 🆘️
Manuel Obando sad 🅱️
2:05 I love this midnight club 3 dub edition reference
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR 10 YEARS AND IT WAS WORTH IT
12:40 when the words popped up I legit died. Please keep these up, they make my day everytime I watch these😂😂😂💀💀💀
"I've been looking forward to this" no really I have
Lol me too
The Porsche Panamera is a full-sized luxury vehicle (F-segment in Europe) manufactured by the German automobile manufacturer Porsche. It is front-engined and has a rear-wheel-drive layout, with all-wheel drive versions also available. It is the only sedan manufactured by Porsche as part of its strategy of expanding its market.
The production version of the Porsche Panamera was unveiled at the 13th Auto Shanghai International Automobile Show in Shanghai, China, on April 2009. In 2011, hybrid and diesel versions were launched. In April 2013, a facelift to the Panamera was announced, making its debut again at the Shanghai Auto Show. A plug-in hybrid version, the Panamera S E-Hybrid, was released in the U.S. market in November 2013. The Panamera range received a re-design in 2016.
Smart
this is actually way better than i thought it would be, this video is glorious. congratz on the amazing video, cheers to you.
Cheers from Brazil
this is a disaster and i love it thank u keep destroying astras and driving nissan laundry machines
This game was my childhood
Mine was nfs most wanted , but when i found thia i discover 2 things , this is the 2 part of nfsmw , and i have the same name that the final boss ._.
9:34 "get back here chinese man" 🤣🤣🤣
2:02 Lol i had a felling that song was going to play 😂😂😂😂 when i saw that 300c, i was thinking in head wondering, "Wait, if that car is there that means...... oh shit Midnight Club 3."
Same
The wait was worth it. 😎
That 350z is a work of art.
YOU HAVE INSPIRED ME TO PIMP RIDES AS A PROFESSION
Third part is always legendary, worth not committing suicide up to this point
11:23 that Saints Row music though💀🔥
from tuning place
sr3! i have the remastered ver :D
2:29 Damn...that was smooth.
2:02 oh man u can't do that, you brought back some old memories with real big in combination with this car...... Damn
In all seriousness, you need to make an entire series of this. I would enjoy and so would some other viewers.
yeah but these videos take a really long time to make, and also if i made this series a common thing it would get stale really fast, it wouldnt be nearly as special anymore
You know sometimes the traffic act like cops to stop you when you are trying to escape.
@L good civvies that appears to use VTEC on their fokin' car and suddenly out of a corner while some pimpers are busy driving?
*YEAH, VERY GOOD CIVVY*
Everyone else was looking forward to this, while I’ve been looking backward to this video
Suomi?
*I AM AWARE OF THAT FACT*
This "series" is actually glorious. Props to you!
Saints row 3 garage music and pokemon pearl music, man you're a culture guy
6:20 never thought a panamara turbo could uppercut so greatly, especially against an SUV.
Plot twist it was keanu ribbs driving and the cop just played himself
What i said is extremely cringy lol
I actually fucking love you for listing all the song titles in the description.
panamera v10 tdi swap
Lmao
....clio pimpo 69 v6
This video was already an 11/10
Then Driftveil came and made it 649/10
Gg on topping the last two randomness videos, I didn't think that was possible
OMG THE YEARS PASSED
10/10 voice acting, 10/10 cinematics
Welcome back bro, missed the rice..
Also great job.. truly one of the best videos you made ^^
EDIT: in da endu i amu stillu richu
This is so underrated... That 350Z looks like something that you eat cereal with... Man i fucking love you, this is so funny
8:54 Sleeping Dogs main theme
11:21 Saints Row The Third
2:05 real big
HES ALIVE,damn i watched them both in 2018 and i cant wait 4 u to make a new one
He probably isn't because he said on his stream that he s tired of Carbon and yeah...
@@inthehood1750 damn too bad,i cant even run carbon idk why,maybe u can tell me? It used to run fine on my shitty pc,now i upgraded and i get like 40 fps
12:36 MY EYES BAHAHAHA
This video right here, you know what you call that?
Quality.
miraitowa and someity meet him
maddafukka
chip300rr vs mariofansneedforspeeed
3:31 passenger,show us your hands
The best thing I seen in a while
2:15 I Would've Got The Supra
One day this will become the greatest movie and I will tell my grandchildren how i use to watch need for speed randomness
oh i wish
@@chip300RR but dude actually these have been great videos and if you continue you'll succeed and get a lot of audience!
4:24 I know that's only a computer generated voice but why do I imagine hearing Dave say this
OLD SPORT
Lol he's a cop now
The 350z looks like the ultimate car you can get in those fast and furious arcade games
The pokemon music is amazing. Much love
"tactical hood deployment"
"shit, didn't work"
Had me rolling
4:41 i loved that moment
Thx dude your one really good youtuber in my opinion. Ive been waiting six months thanks
12:28
Me: ayy that's cool
12:35
Me: *_NANI?!!_*
I took a screenshot of 12:49 and now its my back for my school computer, also these videos just make my day every time I watch them
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FINALLY THX FOR CARBON RANDOMNESS 3 LEMME GET MY POPCORN
This video was in the recommandation : well i see now why CZcams recommended this to me : because its a masterpiece
Oh yes I’ve been waiting!
Need For Speed 2019 Still Cancelled SOZ
Sad m8
Stop following me
the beginning had me rolling, its a parody of the tokyo extreme series XD
The much anticipated sequel, finally here.
First of your videos I have seen and this genuinely made me laugh. I can tell lots of work went into making this video. Keep making more, I'll be waiting for the next one.
This is my kind of drug
Edit: I see that you're a Pokémon fan and a man of culture as well
Edit 2: 12:34 how tf you look at the road with that big ass intake?
That awkward moment when a "few minutes" pass by and the timer says 30 seconds (btw love your vids)
O kurwa tego to się nie spodziewałem
don't know how this popped up in my recommended nor why did I watch the whole thing, but this is some hilarious shit
Ladies and gentlemen, we got it
The car chase in the Panamera was fuckin awesome
Also I was that Mexican that got in the way and I dont appreciate what you said. Thank you have a good day
IDK what's better...the panamera or the nissan ;D
the nissan
the panamera is better becouse that actually looks amazingly nice and is a really iconic car to me, but nothing beats the 350z when it comes to the pimp factor
Heck yeah
THERE IT IS! The pimo randomness master of Carbon is bacc
13:23 *I AM AWARE OF THAT FACT*
Nice edit, good job!
Thank you chip300RR very cool
dude you r so funny no cap 🤣🤣🤣 I used to play this in my childhood n something has brought me back, I miss those days.....
Better Storyline than Fast and Furious.
thanks for using Pokemon Music
IS 🅱️ACK 😫👌👌
If they ever release a racing game with that story, it'll be racing game of the century.
Yes i waited for this.
This is legendary. Love the video mate :D
11:22 Saints Row The Third music? Even the colors match it :D
What I learnt from this video: Golf pimp is just a Budget Pimp
Are these pimp cars legit from the actual game or did you like, model the game somehow?
every car is from the game except for the 350z, thats a convert from tokyo drift arcade
the panamera is also a mod
"You can't bust a fucking prius move" that had me in tears lmao
6:01
*que?* i died
The legend is back!
am i the first one to witness the second coming?
The 350z is perfectly pimped,as all pimps should be.