[YTP] Adam Ragusea Makes a Delicious Pie For His Wife
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- čas přidán 1. 07. 2021
- awwwww, how sweet!
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“It’s my wife’s least favorite dessert and she asked me not to make her one, so we’re making it”
What killed me is “Lauren likes whipped cream, so I will simply make a meringue topping for the pie.”
First class trolling.
*Makes an entire pie purely out of spite*
What a good husband
0:39 - 0:41 You like to play the …… huh?
Adam is too strong, one “NO!” Is enough to instantly get molasses to go back into the bottle
The molasses is so terrified of Adam's booming voice, it instantly flew back into the bottle
It's like when someone starts talking to you while you're in the bathroom passing a loaf the size of a quarter pounder with cheese.
This pie filling starts with 20 eggs yes 20
Everything has 20 eggs yes 20
Ur mum is ur mum and 20 egg yes 20
It will never stop entertaining me how Adam will reverse time itself just to emphasize that you should NOT do something.
I think that effect would be awesome if he ever brings back the "NOoooooo!" Joke
Sounds to me like he's someone that likes a quiet life.
I don’t bake a pie. I just chop it up, put it in a pot with some water, and boil it.
nnnNNNNNNOO! um actually yeah, that's totally something that I would do.
You forgot to add a bottle of white wine into it😂
I shove it under the broiler ( what brits would call a grill ) and then chop it up, put it in a pot with some water, and boil it.
"I want some toddler skin"
Well that escalated quickly
It's that kind of inedible nonsense that we do just for the thumbnail
The titles are usually so cursed that I read the title as “Adam Ragusea makes a pie from his wife”
Don't worry, he makes it from toddlers so it's fine
That’s the kind of thing I would do
@@Mrjakokos We start with 20 toddlers *YES 20!*
@@Mrjakokos wow Adam is such a liar, I though he used vegans
Adam Ragusea makes a pie on his wife
Authorities really should do something about Adam’s toddler addiction
They won't because it was vegan toddlers. Thats why their skin was green
“If you wanna keep your pie vegan, I will shove you into my boxer briefs designed by a US army soldier.”
This is one of the best sentences I’ve ever heard.
1:57 - 2:03
Ah yes the best consistency for pie crust, wet water.
“Toddlers are extremely variable in their juice quantity so make sure to buy extra”
“I see no reason to dirty another dish.”Immediately slides a Pyrex in. Sometimes these videos make themselves.
Adam: "Grating onions and carrots directly in so he doesn't have to dirty a cutting board"
Couple minutes later, slides the meatloaf onto a cutting board....
Instructions unclear: I'm now on death row for shredding 8 raw toddlers
They have to be vegan toddlers.
If you use a regular box grater - the kind you would use on cheese - you'll just end up with a big mess and difficult-to-explain stains, even if you use the smaller holes.
Microplane graters really _are_ the way to go.
7 seems to be the limit, thanks for the info. I think dicing and grating might work better than shredding though.
💀💀💀
When adam says 'easy as, well... you know' and you added the 'pie' in there, I thought that was a master stroke of comedic genius that only someone who watched the original video would get
I like when he screams "NO!!!" and the sheer force of his anger pulls the molasses back into the jar.
Thr molasses is very scared of Adam.
"The vanguard slice is a forlorn hope."
-- Adam Ragusea, American poet
I like how you edited your own argument for brown sugar into the video
*10,000 degrees fahrenheit*
or, y'know, 180 degrees celsius. Whichever.
thats only if you have a convection oven. you need 50,000 degrees Fahrenheit otherwise
Adam better use his cream for the filling
And NO! Adam made the pie with a meringue topping
NO! Adam prefers shit as filling
The 'aw fucking shit' line kills me🤣
Most people say you have to make pie for your wife, but I can't be bothered to do that. Most people use lime juice for key lime pie, but I just put it under the broiler ( what Brits call a grill)
If you make a pie I will shove YOU under the broiler, what brits would call a grill
@@nowdefunctchannel6874 make sure you season it first, not me
"The Persian lime... the Persian lime... Oh dang shit so I don't have any" lmao I can't
The "I love salt in a wHolE wHEaT CruSt so sHiTTy" and also the " if you want to keep the pie vegan i WiLl sHOvE yOu iNtO mY BoxER" are one of the funniest parts of your work imho
"a quart of juice, 235mls" fucked me up and the idea of that being a joke topic is almost as funny as the joke itself
What the brits call a lime pie, very broad definition of pie the brits have.
This was genuinely so well done omg. I can't believe that I'm sitting here, marvelling at the audio quality of a YTP
Us poopers in 2021 don't mess around.
@@CallenceGaming pooping has evolved
If only they became more popular. So we could get more good stuff like this.
@@CallenceGaming this is a true ytp, no random shit but just funny deadpan ytp and no added sounds and uses simple editing which makes it truly funny and not just so funny its not funny anymore
Adam showing us him beating his thick, juicy wheat is what we all came here for
this is the best poop you've done by far, i was actually crying
Thanks man! Funny story, I initially had no intentions lf doing this video for a YTP, but one night at like 2am at work, I just randomly had the urge to make this particular YTP.
Remember kids he will shove you in his boxer briefs designed by a a military personal if your vegan.
_my vegan what????_
yu'ore*
@@nak_attak yro'ue
He can absolutely do it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
He got shoved in before finishing
the amount of times this channel has used the "we'll need 20 eggs, yes 20" audio is amazing
9/10, the microwave didn't become a thermonuclear ICBM when he microwaved the butter
Idk why but the funniest part was “easy as pie”
That joke was easy as...well, pie
I'm laughing over all the absurd units mixed in with perfectly reasonable ones that don't match at all. "My oven is on 10,000 Fahrenheit convection, 160 C. If you don't have convection, I'd do 50,000 Fahrenheit, 180 C." 😂
I feel like I watched an actual Adam Ragusea video while having a stroke. The edits are beautiful.
Add some white wine in the crust for a beautiful wet kitchen towel flavor
"Before you juice the todler"
I'm still laughing from the "aw fucking shit". It wasn't even that funny in concept but the execution makes it hilarious.
RIP all the toddlers who helped make that pie amazing.
Time for the Key Limes....the Key Limes
"AUGH fucking shit okay so I don't have any" caught me so off guard lmao
I don't have huge grains of sand in my front yard, so i guess I'll have to use this wheat instead
Lol it actually looks like his wife doesn’t like it 😂
I don't know if it was intentional but the way it sounds like he says "doont" at 3:06 is very funny to me
Also, "easy as well, pie" really tickles me with how wonderfully dumb it is as well as how fast it moves on to other narration. Definitely the best YTPs of Adam I've seen by far.
My only criticism is when he said he pulled the custard because it was wobbly, I was hoping for a "wubba wubba wubba" from that wiggly cake video. Underappreciated sound bite imo.
when Adam says the word you it is so funny for some reason idk why 😂
This is the best YTP yet btw great job Callence as always
Absolutely beautiful. I love how these clips fit together so well
I try my best man! My goal is always to tell a cohesive story, with comedic jokes above all. No matter how many vids I need to sort through to find the words I need
Nothing sucks more than not having your primary and substitute limes.
"And there ya go, that's it! Easy as, well... ₚᵢₑ"
I love how these make Adam seem like he’s a serial killer like Hannibal lector
As someone living in Georgia I can confirm that our limes are expensive.
Have you ever visited the Georgia Keys
@@CallenceGaming once when I was younger. I might go back.
I wonder if Adam ever sees these YTPs
If he has, he hasn't said anything, sadly.
@@CallenceGaming he either loves them or hates them.
Lauren, I'm on the way to that one guy's house, i need twenty eggs. YES, TWENTY
"This is science, bitches"
"This is science, bitches" is getting heavily slept on.
When he grated the limes it looked so much like mini watermelons
2:28 finally I have a use for my PhD in rocket science, thank you Adam!
Nice edit. I respect the effort it takes to combine that many audio (and to a lesser extent, video) clips.
help adam is standing outside my house with a grater and i think he's waiting for me
One of us, one of us, one of us, one of us....
The scary part at 1:56 is that he actually DOES look like he's about to shove you into his boxer briefs! :'D Aaaaaahhhh, I love Adam.
"this is science, bitches"
- adam ragusea, 2021
These are the only YTP videos that have ever legitimately made me laugh, keep up the incredibly cursed work
Do you think these videos haunt adam like a permanent itch on your back
I’ve seen a lot of your videos, but this one really stood out to me. Fricking hilarious. You did a great job!
Probably your best one so far - love your channel, dude
"Im using salted because slaughtering monks and pillaging their trinkets is very calorie intense work" LMAO
it's one am. i was trying VERY hard not to laugh and then..
"it's got that chewy, cookie-like texture because it was FULL OF *SAND* from my front walkway. edible, but pretty disgusting."
I'M STILL LAUGHING TYPING IT OUT. oh god, my neighbors probably hate me now lol
This is your best one yet. I've been watching since January, and the quality's gotten so good these last two vids that I seriously can't wait for each one to come out. Keep it up man
Thanks for sticking around man! Yeah, my Janurary vids were shorter, and had fewer jokes. After editing for the past 6 months, I'm glad to see that there has been an upgrade in quality over time. Hopefully my next ytp (apple risotto) will be even better!
These are just getting better and better
Georgia Keys I fucking lost it LMAO
I wasnt paying attention and i didnt realize it was a ytp until the boxer joke
1:05
"I’m using salted because slaughtering monks and pillaging their trinkets"
wait what
When my friends ask me how I stay skinny even though I eat so much 1:06
The *"NO!"* gets me every damn time.
20 toddlers, yes twenty
Honestly this is one of, if not the, best quality ytp's of Chadam
3:55 ...and he has even more toddlers in the background, how convenient
"50 thousand Fahrenheit, 180C"
"Why I cook my Pies, NOT Bake them." - Adam if he made the title for this himself, probably.
Finally some practical tips on toddler preparation
Best content on CZcams right now. Period.
This is ducking art
This was one of the greatest YTPs yet
this vid is proof that pooping is a timeless lifestyle that only gets better the more folks do it
These imperial to metric conversions never fail to amuse me 😂
"The finished crust will have a solid texture like my ass"
Alright...good game
The filling looks like 20 eggs yes 20 that was shoved under the broiler what brits would call a grill
*"I will shove you into my boxer breifs designed by a US army soldier"*
at first i thought i was clicking on adams video and then 5 seconds in i thought i was having a stroke
That ending 😭
This video is comedy gold
this is the best thing ive seen in a while oh my god
this is my favorite video from you
"The crust will have a solid texture like -- MY ASS"
why do i enjoy this
That's some quality editing right there
Damn you're getting good at this
toddlers are incredibly variable in their juice content, so always buy extra
Ah yes. I set my oven to 50K Fahrenheit. Even hotter than the surface of the sun. My whole town has burnt to cinders. Send help
It’s been forever since I last saw a YTP.
You're literally going to be tasting nothing but salt.
I didn't know i needed to hear this until now