Hosea 4 King James Version (KJV)4 Hear the word of the Lord, ye children of Israel: for the Lord hath a controversy with the inhabitants of the land, because there is no truth, nor mercy, nor knowledge of God in the land.2 By swearing, and lying, and killing, and stealing, and committing adultery, they break out, and blood toucheth blood.3 Therefore shall the land mourn, and every one that dwelleth therein shall languish, with the beasts of the field, and with the fowls of heaven; yea, the fishes of the sea also shall be taken away.4 Yet let no man strive, nor reprove another: for thy people are as they that strive with the priest.5 Therefore shalt thou fall in the day, and the prophet also shall fall with thee in the night, and I will destroy thy mother.6 My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge: because thou hast rejected knowledge, I will also reject thee, that thou shalt be no priest to me: seeing thou hast forgotten the law of thy God, I will also forget thy children.7 As they were increased, so they sinned against me: therefore will I change their glory into shame.8 They eat up the sin of my people, and they set their heart on their iniquity.9 And there shall be, like people, like priest: and I will punish them for their ways, and reward them their doings.10 For they shall eat, and not have enough: they shall commit whoredom, and shall not increase: because they have left off to take heed to the Lord.11 Whoredom and wine and new wine take away the heart.12 My people ask counsel at their stocks, and their staff declareth unto them: for the spirit of whoredoms hath caused them to err, and they have gone a whoring from under their God.13 They sacrifice upon the tops of the mountains, and burn incense upon the hills, under oaks and poplars and elms, because the shadow thereof is good: therefore your daughters shall commit whoredom, and your spouses shall commit adultery.14 I will not punish your daughters when they commit whoredom, nor your spouses when they commit adultery: for themselves are separated with whores, and they sacrifice with harlots: therefore the people that doth not understand shall fall.15 Though thou, Israel, play the harlot, yet let not Judah offend; and come not ye unto Gilgal, neither go ye up to Bethaven, nor swear, The Lord liveth.16 For Israel slideth back as a backsliding heifer: now the Lord will feed them as a lamb in a large place.17 Ephraim is joined to idols: let him alone.18 Their drink is sour: they have committed whoredom continually: her rulers with shame do love, Give ye.19 The wind hath bound her up in her wings, and they shall be ashamed because of their sacrifices.
This guy is the definition of comedy. It must be so much fine to be friends with him. Never a dull moment with him. Could literally turn someone’s frown up in a quickie.
Yeah but I think 40 is about when the warranty on my body expired, and now of course things start to break 😂 But hey, I'm 47 now, been doing karate almost three years, and even though I'm out of shape and had a desk job for 20 years, my blood pressure has dropped significantly 👍👍 so, finding an activity you like is a huge plus!
@Plen122 Haha wish we could buy extended warranty on our bodies hey! Karate sounds like fun. Keep up the good work. You’ll be fit and strong again in no time. Don’t worry about shape :) I’m in my 40s and have a desk job too so know exactly what you mean lol. Most important thing is to reduce carbs and fats by at least 1/3 because our metabolism is almost non existent in our 40s! I find having a sit/stand desk also help. I take the stairs instead of the lifts and park a bit further away so I’ve got to walk a bit more and get my steps to about 10,000 a day. Walking is also good for destressing :)
I love you two togather.I start laughing when you guys just look at each other before you ever say a word. Wonderful vives between you too. I hope you two are always making each other laugh
Jimmy : "There's something different about you?"
Kevin : "Taller"
Quick
Bwaaaaaahhh 😂
5'4 to be exact 😂😂😂 dude is a nut case love him and Jimmy F
@@thirdeyeorder9327 hahaha very quick!
😂😂😩
When Kevin tells a story you feel like you were there with him
If I was there, I totally would have helped him up. I mean, after a couple photos, obviously!
Giorgi 5hos Agreed. I love his white water rafting story😂😂😂
Giorgi 5hos honestly
All the time!
Honestly
“Pull over, you are having too much fun” 🚔 👮♀️
That's my lady too
Gustavo Castañeda next time he will listen to his wife
That's my husband 🙄 he has an old soul
The thing is when Kevin has too much fun he end up in somedody's car with another woman ... XDD
Blafard666 🤣🤣🤣
"White people would've helped me up" lmao 😂💀
Ha
First Name 😂😂😂😂this guy is funny😂😂
Got in here by mistake.
I cannot stand Jimmy Fallons fake laugh. So fake.
It’s true though. 👀🤷🏿♀️
His interviews aren't even interviews, they're in between stand up comedy and a casual chat with friends. Love him, he's so funny
Yeah he is. Don't understand why people hate on him
Right 😂😂😂
@@klynch572 his latest comedy specials are atrocious
Hosea 4 King James Version (KJV)4 Hear the word of the Lord, ye children of Israel: for the Lord hath a controversy with the inhabitants of the land, because there is no truth, nor mercy, nor knowledge of God in the land.2 By swearing, and lying, and killing, and stealing, and committing adultery, they break out, and blood toucheth blood.3 Therefore shall the land mourn, and every one that dwelleth therein shall languish, with the beasts of the field, and with the fowls of heaven; yea, the fishes of the sea also shall be taken away.4 Yet let no man strive, nor reprove another: for thy people are as they that strive with the priest.5 Therefore shalt thou fall in the day, and the prophet also shall fall with thee in the night, and I will destroy thy mother.6 My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge: because thou hast rejected knowledge, I will also reject thee, that thou shalt be no priest to me: seeing thou hast forgotten the law of thy God, I will also forget thy children.7 As they were increased, so they sinned against me: therefore will I change their glory into shame.8 They eat up the sin of my people, and they set their heart on their iniquity.9 And there shall be, like people, like priest: and I will punish them for their ways, and reward them their doings.10 For they shall eat, and not have enough: they shall commit whoredom, and shall not increase: because they have left off to take heed to the Lord.11 Whoredom and wine and new wine take away the heart.12 My people ask counsel at their stocks, and their staff declareth unto them: for the spirit of whoredoms hath caused them to err, and they have gone a whoring from under their God.13 They sacrifice upon the tops of the mountains, and burn incense upon the hills, under oaks and poplars and elms, because the shadow thereof is good: therefore your daughters shall commit whoredom, and your spouses shall commit adultery.14 I will not punish your daughters when they commit whoredom, nor your spouses when they commit adultery: for themselves are separated with whores, and they sacrifice with harlots: therefore the people that doth not understand shall fall.15 Though thou, Israel, play the harlot, yet let not Judah offend; and come not ye unto Gilgal, neither go ye up to Bethaven, nor swear, The Lord liveth.16 For Israel slideth back as a backsliding heifer: now the Lord will feed them as a lamb in a large place.17 Ephraim is joined to idols: let him alone.18 Their drink is sour: they have committed whoredom continually: her rulers with shame do love, Give ye.19 The wind hath bound her up in her wings, and they shall be ashamed because of their sacrifices.
Slayton701 Tf is this?
When Kevin switched his face and says 'My life flashed before my eyes'......
yes
oui
ano
Ne
Aamaa.👍🏿
'Alright Quest! How many times you going to hit the cymbals? I heard you the first two times!' 😂😂😂
white man :- "You gotta get up floor is cold🤣🤣"
that face though
Kevin Hart can make any funny story funnier when he's the one who tells it HAHAHAHA
This is true
The caps on your "hahahaha" make me not want to like your comment.
@@friednoodles1954 is the exaggeration too much?😂
@@kevinsdeniel Its not exaggeration. It's the fact that I feel you're having a stroke whilst screaming and laughing. Lmaooo
@@friednoodles1954 thats weird but ok hahahahahaha(no caps this time 😉)
“You’re gonna get sick on that floor Kevin” 😂
bob dylan 😂😂
replace kevin with james and you get what my friends said when i got too drunk and sprained my ankle
“I hAd On DeFeCTiVe ShOeS, JiMmY! iT wAsN’t Me, iT wAs ThE sHoEs!!”
Whenever Kevin says “Here’s what happened” you know something fun is about to come
Dead ass!!! The floor is cold Kevin get up! 😂😂😂
😂
"HEEL-TOE-HOP" IS NOW CALLED THE "HIP-TOE-HELP"🤣😂
😂😂😂🏆
@@nate2982 😁
@@Jackiluv777 👞👞
Bahahaha
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😄
Seriously, Kevin Hart really makes me laugh so hard 😂 loved it when Quest hit the cymbals more than 3 times 😆 3:43
Sandeep nair I lost it there. When Kev called him out and I played it back, DONE. 😂
He couldn’t hurt himself that much. He fell from like 3 inches from the floor.
OUCH HAHAHAAAAA
💀
😭😭😭😭😭
Ya gotta remember 3 inches for Kevin is almost half his size so that's a big fall for him 😂
Nice one 😂😂😂
4:57
LMAO "who was helping you up?-Bob Dylan!?"
Joint was funny!
Boomingule, this should’ve gotten more laughs!
Com'on man, get up of the floooooor
His interviews aren't even interviews, they're in between stand up comedy and a casual chat with friends. Love him, he's so funny
They are his real friends!! That's why friends do, laugh when you fall
I broke my hip 3 weeks ago and all my friends have gave me some funny nicknames since the accident!!
@@TheMonkshood those are not your friends lmao😂
@@TheMonkshood only those are your real friends mann...and don't listen to this @bar for days asshole whatever he's sayin.
My friend got hit by a car once so now we call him road kill
Otay!!!!
You recently had a injury
Kevin: what a jerk 😂😂🥴
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Kevin: My life flashed before my eyes.
This cracked me up so much, Kevin is so funny 😂😂😂😂
The King of exaggeration right here 😂
ik right so fake even china denied his fakeness lol
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Yeah total wanker
That's stand-up comedy. Taking true stories and exaggerating the shit out of them.
Almighty Alious guess you don’t know what comedy is
It's impossible not to have a smile on your face the whole interview with KH! Man he's so great ♥️
Kevin can light a room like no one.
funny funny guy.
always brings laughter. brillhant
katniss AGREE 🙌🏽 🙏🏽 !
Wwhhhaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuu
“Pull over you’ve having too much fun”
LMAO
Otay!!!
@ 1:52
Kevin has the best terror face ever 😱😂
I really hope Kevin Hart hosts a show sometime soon
Cold as Balls and What the Fit is probably the closest we’ll get to that for a while
TKO?
Yeah just watch his CZcams channel
Family feud Need someone 😂😂 ok to soon
“Come on Kevin, you gotta get up” 😂😂😂 DEAD 💀
“My Life Flashed Before my Eyes” Kevin Hart, 2019
Thought he was never coming back after roller coaster
He co hosted Jimmy's birthday episode...
???
“The floor is cold Kevin get up” 😂😂😂😂
“Every time somebody about to have fun my wife’s like ehhhhhhhhhhhh you’re having too much fun” 😂😂😂😂
This guy is the definition of comedy. It must be so much fine to be friends with him. Never a dull moment with him. Could literally turn someone’s frown up in a quickie.
If I'm feeling down I just gotta google Kevin Hart. 😊💙
This is literally what I do, every single time I'm down.
Woah!! Kevin Hart never ceases to amaze! 😂😂
Kev on stage had me dying talking about this. He was singing "we fall down cause we gassed up"😂😂😂
Timah R. That "whoop" noise kevonstage makes took me out 😱😱
@@shoshannah777 😂😂 too funny!
Hilarious 😂
“Pull over, you’re having to much fun” 😂🤣😂
This is hilarious af. I’m sorry Kev that nobody helped you. 😆
I feel like Kevin is the one person that comes on the show that genuinely makes Jimmy laugh 😂
Kevin 40???? He looks 25 lol
Not at all. He looks pretty mid-30s.
M e l a n i n
What kind of 20 year olds are you looking at, he looks like he’s 30 at least
When I see this and knowing about your accident, it hurts!
His storytelling ability is just special. Instant pull on the ears.
Kevin Hart is the funniest person on the planet. PERIOD. 👍👍😍😍😍😂
Bill burr:
Chapelle
Adarsh Ramia he’s aight
The most UNfunny. He tries wayyyyy to hard to be over the top
That's not what every comic says, Kevin included. Chappelle is a god among Kings.
OMG I needed this laugh! I literally have tears in my eyes. Showing the fall was the icing on the cake.
"Here's what Happened"..... That's enough to make me laugh.😂
You’re 40 not 80, Kevin!
Yeah but I think 40 is about when the warranty on my body expired, and now of course things start to break 😂
But hey, I'm 47 now, been doing karate almost three years, and even though I'm out of shape and had a desk job for 20 years, my blood pressure has dropped significantly 👍👍 so, finding an activity you like is a huge plus!
@Plen122 Haha wish we could buy extended warranty on our bodies hey! Karate sounds like fun. Keep up the good work. You’ll be fit and strong again in no time. Don’t worry about shape :) I’m in my 40s and have a desk job too so know exactly what you mean lol.
Most important thing is to reduce carbs and fats by at least 1/3 because our metabolism is almost non existent in our 40s! I find having a sit/stand desk also help. I take the stairs instead of the lifts and park a bit further away so I’ve got to walk a bit more and get my steps to about 10,000 a day. Walking is also good for destressing :)
😂😂 Warranty expired!! So THAT’s what happened?? & why do I crave that stuff more now that my body can’t metabolize it?? Where’s my Zumba dvd?
Kevin "I'mma be honest with you because you deserve the truth"
Me: alright here comes the lies 🤷🏽♀️😂
I don't think he lied here
Kevin should have his own late night talk show.
The only problem is Kevin would constantly interrupt people by laughing...
MasterVDrumming Agree
Kevin Hart needs to tell a story with Jamie Foxx 😂
They dont get along I heard lol
kevin is that best friend everyone needs
My heels fell off !😂🤣 I love you Kevin ! Lol
"My life flashed before my eyes. " - Kevin Hart
My Life flash before my eyes 🤣
I never comment on CZcams videos but I legit laughed out loud at this video 😂😂
Eric Rodriguez me neither but I was killing myself, he is so hilarious , love Kevin Hart.
"alright Quest, how many times are u gonna hit the cymbal?" 😂😂😂
I could listen to this story 10 more times 😂😂😂
Mr. Kevin, do you realise how blessed you are? You make the world laugh, we forget our worries for few moments. God bless you always. India 🇮🇳
The floor is cold Kevin, you gotta get up. 😂😂
This is Kevin's karma when he laughed so much at Tiffany when she fell from roller skates ,on her butt🤣🤣🤣
I love you two togather.I start laughing when you guys just look at each other before you ever say a word. Wonderful vives between you too. I hope you two are always making each other laugh
I haven't laughed so hard in a while. Love this content, love Kevin and Fallon.
Notice how his feet don’t swing. That boot is working.😭😭😭
Can’t help but love Kevin Hart he always makes me laugh
I watched it multiple times and every time i laugh so hard 😂
Pull over you’re having too much fun 😩😂 I love him and Niko together
Kevin Hart, ur the man. I love how hard you work man. You never take anything for granted men.👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
My favourite night show!! I see everyone having fun here, I have fun watching! Great stuff
When he said: “ my life flash before my eyes “ I was done 😂
The floor is cold Kevin get up ... you gonna get sick 🤣🤣🤣
3:40, It is at this moment, Kevin knew, He FUCKED up!!!
dagmawi tadesse lmaooo ur profile pic made me think I had a piece of hair on my Device
@@lilijiji4186 you are not the only one lol
Gotta love these two! Spreading the love! Love it!
Jimmy Fallon’s right, Kevin is a national treasure.
Jimmy doesn’t even have to do that fake laugh he always does cuz Kevin is so funny😂
THE FLOOR IS COLD KEVIN, get up. ♥
lmfao!
I mostly love his humor outside the stage. Feels so natural
No one:
Kevin Hart:: *IT* *WAS* *THE* *SHOES*
He’s the best story teller I LOVE HIM 😂😂😂
Love... when Kevin gets the giggles, and Jimmy 🤣😁👍❤
"Alright Quest! How many times you gone hit the cymbals boy?!" 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂 Can you imagine these two in a movie together..I'd literally have to watch it in the restroom 😁😁😁
CONGRATULATIONS, KEVIN! YOU'RE TURNING 40. I LOVE YOU AND YOUR WORK!
"The floor's cold Kevin, get up..."
Everyone is cheerful when he's around! 😘♥️✨😍
Steve Buscemi should do this line "It wasnt me, it was the shoes"
Kevin’s energy is infectious man🤣
The most funniest part when Kevin called his wife fun police 🤣🤣🤣
“Somebody had to tape it” they were aaall recording hahahaha
2:23 this thing always gets me 😂
At least he didn't have far to fall ! He so close to the ground !
😆😂
You are always awesome dudee💕💕💕
Whenever i m depressed or in tension i watch this episode and all its shits goes away
Lots of love ❤️❤️💕
He puts tears in my EYES/cramps in my ABz TY KEV♥️ME
Who’s helping you get up, Bob Dylan 😂😂.
When your having a bad day but, you watch this clip and laugh the whole time! I love watching his interviews especially with Ellen.
That transition from falling when young to old, DAMN. The comedic sense. 🙏
Oh my goodness , I love theses two together , I swear they are both so funny 😂 thank you 🙏 hard belly laugh 😂
THOSE ORTHOPEDIC SHOES (HERMAN MUNSTER) WILL DO THAT TO YA! ESPECIALLY WHEN UR NOT USE TO DANCING WITH SOME HIGHT ON YA LMFAO 🤣
tony baker brought me here. what in the haberdarsch reason is going on. that is some lavish kirkpatrick😂😂😂
I love these guys especially when these two come together. Oh dear god 😭❤️
2:35 - 2:40 😂😂😂 his facial expression
i love how Kevin laughs at his own jokes!
The floor is lava, Kev!!! Lol. Heel, toe, bust yo ass, ayyye; heel-toe, bust yo ass🎶