Fitzy & Wippa - The John Travolta Massage Song - Lyrics

Fitzy & Wippa - The John Travolta Massage Song - Lyrics
Nova FM's Fitzy and Wippa turn The Knack's "My Sharona" into a song about John Travolta... from his massuer's point of view.
All Fitzy and Wippa's song parodies - www.novafm.com.au/entertainmen...
--LYRICS--
I'm a qualified masseuse, I massage
My number 1 client is...
JOHN TRAVOLTA
Heaps of people book me in, all the time
The guy who bloody rings the most...
JOHN TRAVOLTA
Says his body aches, lower back, tightness in his thighs
Always pays up front , I say why, he says improvise
John, John, John, John, whoa!
J-J-J JOHN TRAVOLTA
Early on business was rough, but I survived
Because I met a bloke called...
JOHN TRAVOLTA
Who do you think I see the most, my kids or wife
Naah, it's...
JOHN TRAVOLTA
He's never gonna stop, he rings me up, he says that I'm his guy
Even on weekends, turn around and he's there, suprise
John, John, John, John, whoa
Voice message: This is your captain speaking. Hah you probably heard that if you've flown Qantas, it's Johnny Travolta. Sorry to bother you again, know I just had a massage with you a couple of hours ago but I need another one, and for two hours if I could. I'll chuck in a signed Pulp Fiction DVD if you can get me in. Anyway give me a buzz back, please, please, I need your magic fingers, bye.
I know I'm pretty blessed to know this guy
Telling everyone one I rub
JOHN TRAVOLTA
The longest massage I performed went all night
Have a guess who...
JOHN TRAVOLTA
He always has a smile, likes to hug and look in my eyes
On holidays he rings me up and he has a cry
John, John, John, John, ooooh
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Fitzy & Wippa - The John Travolta Massage Song - Lyrics