I uh... misheard "Rennalla the Great Rune Bear" And boy would that have been a scary scary fight... Rune bear with lots of magic... the scholars? Now their Rune bears... her summons? All Rune Bears
I was waiting for your elden ring tier list and was excited either way, but it being about the olympics made it even better! Keep up the funny videos man
My guess before watching is that Godrick is C or D because could be really good in theory, with all those arms, but just doesn't have the talent or discipline to be truly skilled in the Olympics
3:43 and we even have an example of it, in shadow of erdtree second jaged pick (idk how to spell) drake we see is fighting other normsl drake so you jugment was spot on
Some thoughts I've had during the video.... 1) Elemer is a convicted criminal, but there is a country he might compete for - Eochaid, his homeland. Also, considering his passion for collection bell-bearings and possibly shiny stuff, as well as the fact that he'll fight the player 5+ times - I'd say he's VERY competitive. Also, you can't tell me he wouldn't be a hack at baseball with the way he swings that sword. 2) You do realize that the Grave Wardens aren't traitors, right? They fought in public pit fights and wear the symbols of traitors to give the audience more glee in the bloodbath. That said, the coliseums did close down, and thus the grave wardens were "exiled." Retired. But they're not traitors - you can even find two in Leyndell, just chillin' by the old arena. IMO, I would've put them in S tier. They'd do amazing in any combat sport and still great in most feats of athleticism. 3) I agree largely with this take on the Crucible Knights, but I think they'd try to compete in every category that measured physique. As knights of the Crucible, they're firm believers in "might makes right." I don't think Judo would be their only event. I think they'd collectively do as many events as they can. 4) I don't disagree with the Night Calvary take too much, but I've always interpreted the Night Calvary as just having a graveyard shift. They work at night and go to sleep in the day. Not so much lack of motivation, as simply having a clock schedule. Maybe. 5) About the Black Knife Assassins - Ranni actually confesses to arranging and planning the Night of Black Knives. Regardless, I agree they certainly would still make a killer women's volleyball team. Since, if you recall, they were a women's only organisation. 6) While I do agree that the halberd golems would do rowing, and fit at C tier, the bow golems have aimbot and should be in archery at B or A tier. 7) How could you forget their twirls? Ancient Heroes of Zamor would be gold medal ribbon dancers, hockey players, and skaters. 8) I think the Erdtree Avatar should be in E tier instead. I can't see any reason why they would want to compete, sure - but they'd brutalize any event where their mass and weight helps them. 9) I think the Cleanrot Knights would get disqualified for being active unsafe carriers of a disease that makes COVID look like a common flu. Also, while extremely disciplined, they don't have the same level of physicality as the Crucible Knights. If they weren't disqualified for health concerns and violations, I'd rank 'em in A tier. Also, I could see them doing the pole vault or pike throw. We never see them jump in-game, but they're really good at getting firm traction with their spear. 10) Crystalians would participate in baseball, discus throw, pike throw, and pole vault. They're accurate, very technical, and good at jumping. 11) I agree that the current "real" Rennala should be in F tier, but to do some quick speculation about the former, proper Queen of the Full Moon - swimming. She might not be particularly athletic, but she fights in a water arena, has influence over the moon/tides, and lives in a coastal lake region - but I guarantee she's a swimmer. (Same for her sister). 12) I would love to see an Onyx Lord and an Alabaster Lore compete in tennis. One a master of pull, and the other a master of push; one to catch with alien perfection, and another with a serve that could puncture steel. 13) Adula is actually a really tame dragon. Like, canonically, Adula was able to LEARN magic and interact with civility to Ranni and Ranni's servants. I'm pretty certain Adula is the only civilized "flying" dragon. Put her in B, A, or S tier! Also, Smarag is still a feral dragon. He got his power purely through eating wizards and glintstone Granted, I've no doubt Adula did some of this too, but Smarag only has access to one spell and just has blue fire. IMO, not much of a distinction compared to the other dragons. 14) I'm slightly disappointed that the Godskin Noble wasn't ranked at least in C, despite his lackluster physique and motivation, since he's one of only two or three fencers in the base game of Elden Ring. Honestly, I don't think his physique would matter much - but still, understandable. I've not a clue what motivates the Godskin Nobles and Godskin Apostles. Beating Maliketh?
I don't think it's up in the air who orchestrated the night of the black knives is at all. I'm pretty sure that's one of the only things in the lore that we're 100% sure of. I mean, I'm no lore hunter, so I might have this wrong, but I distinctly recall Ranni flat out stating that she did it. I think that's also supported in several item descriptions.
Some notes: - the Ancient Heroes of Zamor much prefer the Winter Olympics. Almost every single sport, gold medal goes to Zamor. - the Onyx and Alabaster Lord won the gold medal for the tennis doubles event (gender ambiguous, so they won both)
Patches is the definition of f-tier when it comes to the olympics. He literally has you do his work for him at the volcano manor. I get he is a meme, but if you were going with that, go all in and put him in S. Otherwise, he belongs in the traysh.
I would much rather watch this than the current Olympics aside from Djokovic punching his ticket as the tennis GOAT and the Turkish shooter it’s been a mess. Always look forward to your weekly upload though.
The Golem NOT being put into archery was the biggest sin in this video.
Guy couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn, I’m afraid.
@@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick You try hitting a mouse with a bow and arrow. These guys have excellent aim, they just have to shoot tiny pests
To be honest, I was thinking about their halberd as a rowing stick
@@icetide9411 Unfortunately for the golem, the bullseye is much smaller than a person
@exzyyd392 fortunately for the golem though, their arrows are so big that doesn't matter
Omenkillers truly do have the lack of empathy and penchant for unhinged violence that the average rugby player has
I 1000% agree! They have such a cute name too!
I could legitimately see Omenkillers do Alpine Skiing and be really good at it
I feel like with how many skeletons the Tibia Mariner summons, they would make a rather compitent Sledding team.
They would be such a fun and yet pathetic sledding team (even though that is Winter Olympics)
@@thatotherguysf1089speaking of the winter games, The Zamor knights would devastate ice skating.
@@thatotherguysf1089the sled gets turned over and they can't tell which bone belongs to who and accidentally make a putrescent knight
It should be noted that the Godskin Noble isn't actually fat, he's basically wearing a fat suit
Is that just a weird FromSoftware thing at this point? Think of Smough, and think of the Godskin Noble (I also thought of the Onion Knights)
Yes@@thatotherguysf1089
Can't forget Lionel
This is THE video of all time.
I am glad to see that you had some feeling towards my video
I uh... misheard "Rennalla the Great Rune Bear"
And boy would that have been a scary scary fight...
Rune bear with lots of magic... the scholars? Now their Rune bears... her summons? All Rune Bears
I was waiting for your elden ring tier list and was excited either way, but it being about the olympics made it even better! Keep up the funny videos man
Just wait there is 2 more Elden Ring videos to go!
I'm absolutely adoring these tier lists. Do you think you can do variations of them with the Fromsoft NPC's instead of the bosses?
It is definitely on the list! We will have to see ;)
I absolutely love this stuff man. Genuinely super excited for more of your very important, super philosophical tierlists.
can you rate all bosses based on how 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 they are?
Godrick gotta be number one. We'll all bear witness to his Grafted Schmeat
Freaky ring
@@lilzord4762I command thee NEAL!
All of them S-tier. Except for tibia mariner. Man just wants to fish.
Godrick is omnipotent if they scaled on who’s freakier
My guess will be: Morgott - S tier
You will have to wait for the Part 2 ;)
0:00 I-is that...Michael Jackson?
That's my current playthrough! His name is The King of Pop (yes, it makes me smile looking at his face).
My guess before watching is that Godrick is C or D because could be really good in theory, with all those arms, but just doesn't have the talent or discipline to be truly skilled in the Olympics
You were pretty close! I just had a little bit more sympathy for him
3:43 and we even have an example of it, in shadow of erdtree second jaged pick (idk how to spell) drake we see is fighting other normsl drake so you jugment was spot on
Some thoughts I've had during the video....
1) Elemer is a convicted criminal, but there is a country he might compete for - Eochaid, his homeland. Also, considering his passion for collection bell-bearings and possibly shiny stuff, as well as the fact that he'll fight the player 5+ times - I'd say he's VERY competitive.
Also, you can't tell me he wouldn't be a hack at baseball with the way he swings that sword.
2) You do realize that the Grave Wardens aren't traitors, right? They fought in public pit fights and wear the symbols of traitors to give the audience more glee in the bloodbath.
That said, the coliseums did close down, and thus the grave wardens were "exiled." Retired. But they're not traitors - you can even find two in Leyndell, just chillin' by the old arena.
IMO, I would've put them in S tier. They'd do amazing in any combat sport and still great in most feats of athleticism.
3) I agree largely with this take on the Crucible Knights, but I think they'd try to compete in every category that measured physique. As knights of the Crucible, they're firm believers in "might makes right." I don't think Judo would be their only event. I think they'd collectively do as many events as they can.
4) I don't disagree with the Night Calvary take too much, but I've always interpreted the Night Calvary as just having a graveyard shift. They work at night and go to sleep in the day. Not so much lack of motivation, as simply having a clock schedule. Maybe.
5) About the Black Knife Assassins - Ranni actually confesses to arranging and planning the Night of Black Knives. Regardless, I agree they certainly would still make a killer women's volleyball team. Since, if you recall, they were a women's only organisation.
6) While I do agree that the halberd golems would do rowing, and fit at C tier, the bow golems have aimbot and should be in archery at B or A tier.
7) How could you forget their twirls? Ancient Heroes of Zamor would be gold medal ribbon dancers, hockey players, and skaters.
8) I think the Erdtree Avatar should be in E tier instead. I can't see any reason why they would want to compete, sure - but they'd brutalize any event where their mass and weight helps them.
9) I think the Cleanrot Knights would get disqualified for being active unsafe carriers of a disease that makes COVID look like a common flu. Also, while extremely disciplined, they don't have the same level of physicality as the Crucible Knights. If they weren't disqualified for health concerns and violations, I'd rank 'em in A tier.
Also, I could see them doing the pole vault or pike throw. We never see them jump in-game, but they're really good at getting firm traction with their spear.
10) Crystalians would participate in baseball, discus throw, pike throw, and pole vault. They're accurate, very technical, and good at jumping.
11) I agree that the current "real" Rennala should be in F tier, but to do some quick speculation about the former, proper Queen of the Full Moon - swimming. She might not be particularly athletic, but she fights in a water arena, has influence over the moon/tides, and lives in a coastal lake region - but I guarantee she's a swimmer. (Same for her sister).
12) I would love to see an Onyx Lord and an Alabaster Lore compete in tennis. One a master of pull, and the other a master of push; one to catch with alien perfection, and another with a serve that could puncture steel.
13) Adula is actually a really tame dragon. Like, canonically, Adula was able to LEARN magic and interact with civility to Ranni and Ranni's servants. I'm pretty certain Adula is the only civilized "flying" dragon. Put her in B, A, or S tier!
Also, Smarag is still a feral dragon. He got his power purely through eating wizards and glintstone Granted, I've no doubt Adula did some of this too, but Smarag only has access to one spell and just has blue fire. IMO, not much of a distinction compared to the other dragons.
14) I'm slightly disappointed that the Godskin Noble wasn't ranked at least in C, despite his lackluster physique and motivation, since he's one of only two or three fencers in the base game of Elden Ring. Honestly, I don't think his physique would matter much - but still, understandable. I've not a clue what motivates the Godskin Nobles and Godskin Apostles. Beating Maliketh?
Smarag also has access to glintstone comet
Fire giant gonna be a top tier ice hockey goalie- gonna take Ireland to the finals FR.
Just wait for Part 2 (although it is Summer Olympics only)
Finally answers to the questions that have plagued the human mind for centuries this is what we needed.
Maliketh from his agility and speed of leg movement he would be a high tier dog tony hawk pro skater
a prophet, fair and true. excellent vid, per usual
I do not think I am a prophet, I am just a guy who makes dumb videos. Glad to see you enjoy the content!
I don't think it's up in the air who orchestrated the night of the black knives is at all. I'm pretty sure that's one of the only things in the lore that we're 100% sure of. I mean, I'm no lore hunter, so I might have this wrong, but I distinctly recall Ranni flat out stating that she did it. I think that's also supported in several item descriptions.
Some notes:
- the Ancient Heroes of Zamor much prefer the Winter Olympics. Almost every single sport, gold medal goes to Zamor.
- the Onyx and Alabaster Lord won the gold medal for the tennis doubles event (gender ambiguous, so they won both)
Idk I feel like the Black Knife Assassins could take the Zamor lads in Figure Skating. I mean, they already move like they’re on ice anyway.
Patches is the definition of f-tier when it comes to the olympics. He literally has you do his work for him at the volcano manor. I get he is a meme, but if you were going with that, go all in and put him in S. Otherwise, he belongs in the traysh.
Radhanis The Best of riding horses
Radahn is the kindest to Leonard, using his gravity magics for that poor, poor horse.
Morgott needs to be in spear throwing or darts
Would you seperate bayle into the paralympics because he lost a leg And other body parts?
We will have to see ;)
I’d still rather the Deathbird to our Australian Breaking team.
Thank you for your service
I am here to serve the people and answer the most pertinent questions :)
Morgott wins gymnastics championship.
I would much rather watch this than the current Olympics aside from Djokovic punching his ticket as the tennis GOAT and the Turkish shooter it’s been a mess. Always look forward to your weekly upload though.
Politics aside, it really has been a crazy Olympics! I am glad you enjoyed the content though!
excellent video
I am glad you enjoyed the content!
I liked, commented and subscribed
You are the best! I am glad to have you here! Hope you continue to enjoy the content!
Rick, Soldier of God
How nice of the omenkillers to wear masks of monsters that haunt omens, so that they know there's nothing to fear, and it's all made up ☺️
The people need to know
I am glad to answer the question on everyone's mind
Ancient Hero Zamor NOT a figure skater????
They’re being rated for summer Olympics. Unfortunately figure skating is Winter Olympics
Summer Olympics only (sorry I forgot to put that in the title, so thanks for helping me remember)
Godrick hard difference
Godrick is an absolute beast but man would he be just plain evil to the competition