Shadowhunters CRACK: 3x04-3x07
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- čas přidán 14. 05. 2018
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warnings again for demonic's face and...well a lot of violent things happened in these episodes...
also disclaimer: i have no idea what happened in 90% of the books but my heronstairs stan jumped out a little here
ok i'mma be honest here: i don't like this one. but i made it (and uploaded it AFTER THE MIDSEASON FINALE SMH) so here you go. enjoy. or not. i uhhh didn't have time to make a lot of my jokes so the next one should be pretty good (hopefully)
audio list:
-hide and seek - Imogen Heap
-we'll kill u - The Lonely Island
-Buzzfeed Unsolved Supernatural "Mothman" Q&A
-f you - Lily Allen
-Frozen (yes i'm bringing this joke back in 2018 what exactly are you going to do about it)
-homewrecker - Marina and the Diamonds
-immortals - Fall Out Boy
-young and beautiful - Lana Del Rey
-sexyback - Justin Timberlake
-Sassy Gay Friend: Macbeth
-vine? idk but u know what this is
-devil in disguise - Elvis Presely
-history of japan
-i will always love you - Whitney Houston
-Buzzfeed Unsolved
-hey baby (drop it to the floor) - Pitbull ft. T-Pain
-Spongebob Squarepants
-milf $ - Fergie
-Benny Hill theme (aka the only part of this video i actually liked even tho i missed a lot probably rip)
-going to hell - The Pretty Reckless
art cred: Cassandra Jean (but u probably knew that already) - Zábava
“I know you won’t kill me.”
“YEET!”
I LITERALLY COULDN’T BREATHE BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
Ok I'm now realizing that Magnus and Alec have been together less than 2 mounths and it seems like they have been together for like...5 years!!!
4:29 me when i first heard this: Waiiit... They have been through all this shit in just two months?!
for real omfg
I literally can't believe this
this show's timeline is hillarious like how many hours do they have in a day in shadow world?
Exactly lol! It's not that things don't happen as they say, within a few days, it's just that it all manages to FIT in those days xD
IM SCREAMING AT ALEC HUGGING CLARY YOUR MIND
Yes that 2 months thing was so spot on and really made a gpod point avout how time flows in the show. By that reasoning the show timeline is 3 months tops.
Valentines 2nd "war" was a flash in the pan. Lydia and aldertree were in charge of the insitute for 12 and 18 days respectively etc lol
"ur odd in a lot of ways" OOOOOH BABY BABY LA LA
“In less than two months...” 😅😂
The 2 months thing reminds me that in an interview the cast said that season 1 was only in the span of 19 days so... many... things... happening... every. single. day AND night. No one sleeps.
The last one is me!!! The Iron Sisters episode was not less than two months ago!
*any friend of will herondale-*
tid fandom: RLKVGHRFLVHHG THE OG PARABATAI BOIIIIIIIIIIIII
unpaintedrxnes Jem f**king carstairs
this had me DYING laughing it was great relief after watching the finale 😶😶😶 the two months thing was great akdjssj
*Any friend of Will Harondale is a friend of mine*
IM NOT CRYING YOUR CRYING!!!!
WILLIAM
OH MY GOD IT HURTS SO MUCH
OH MY GOSH THE TWO MONTHS THING, YES THANK YOU!
So, like many people say, the timeline of the show is about 3 months.
Well, Malec got married after three months knowing each other?
Must be tru love
I relate to the brother Zachariah bit too much
turn around and hit that DIE for the young and beautiful clip HOW DARE YOU also YEET
i made that bit especially for you xoxo
Instead of Malec I propose we call it Magec because their relationship is "Magec"al...
Cheshire Cat, hello i am a fellow magecal shipper
The 2 months thing is weird but at the same time I get it just cause there have been episodes where they have been wearing the same outfit. Especially now that the second part of season 3 has started, Maia was wearing the same outfit for like 3 episodes. My only thing with the timeline is. . . how in the world is Clary already over her mother's death? She hardly ever mentions it . We all grieve in different ways but that would be more realistic if the writers at least had her mention the death or she looked at pictures or something! Magnus and Alec falling in love that quickly is kinda believable just cause people really do fall in love fast these days, especially for someone like Alec who has zero experience. I do wish the timeline spanned at least over a year though.
Okay but the thing that had me laughing the hardest was Bill Nye cursing
#SaveShadowhunters
Come on, Freeform.
i paused at when magnus said 'two months' and stared at the screen in disbelief for a few minutes
Also I just rewatched the whole season 1 to 3a in a span of a few minutes and I'm weirdly okay with that and will probably do it again.
3:07 i am SCrEAmiNg
2:31 Perfect Song For Lilith 👌
2:12
I could not breathe
“Is this a stupid bitch before mE?!
I couldn’t breathe 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
SANAY THIS IS A LITERAL MASTERPIECE YOU'RE A COMEDIC GENIUS
so that last edit thingwith the "less than two months" was hilariousssssssss
Ok, when Alec tells Magnus he can't stomach the fact he won't be able to see Magnus because he will be deadobe day I think he really means...
"It kills me that I won't live with u forever I am 💯% certain that that will kill you as well"
Ya I need help, because u give me a malec line all I would want to do is respond with what one of them said...🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 In think this shows I'm obsessed with malec
2:12 why is it so relatable ahahahaha that so Season 1 Alec 😂😂😂
#saveshadowhunters I can't bear the pain of not seeing Malec anymore.
Yes I'm your 100th sub!!! YAAAAAYYY!!!😅❤❤❤
3:19 literally me
2:14 made me laugh like a lunatic for like 5 minutes.
I would say that 4 months would have been better.XD and Aperenltly the "undying " love of clace is a week old
4:24
Whoa! Just Two Months!!
All That!?!! Wow
A Lot Has Happened Just In 2 Months
The first time a heard him say "two months" I paused and just stared. He has to mean from the break up right?
Jeez! That all happened in only under two months?!?! That's crazy! Also, #SaveShadowhunters. I'M STILL NOT GIVING UP!!!
3:13 MINGYU😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 😂😂😂😂
1:57 Wait, are you from Germany?
PS: I love the crack😍❤
haha no that was just the only version of that clip i could find 😅
suneye1999 oh ok😅
Thank you for the heart ❤
Me trying desperately not to disregard anything in canon but make the timeline longer: 😭😭😭
Lol honestly sometimes I give up and say that that's not what Magnus said, simple as that, like at least 3 months xdd and I add as much space as possible in times that aren't specified to be right after each other, like between 3A and 3B, and during the finale lol.
Magnus: no moving in with me not yet YEET
Also magnus: (if the marriage is Alec and magnus) of course I’ll marriage you tf bitch I love you
Alec: can I move in now
Magnus: I don’t love you THAT much
Alec: BITCH LASAGNA WITH YOU
I cant believe the entire show happened in less than two months what xD
Ok no but I actually kinda understood Jordan in the books he was an awesome character in their AND SIMON'S REACTION TO HIS DEATH OMG😭😭😭😭
Jace is actually such a precious bean he’s been though so much he deserves happiness
SAME!!!! He said two months and my mind was blown!!! NO FUCKING WAY!!!
“Cause we could be immortals, just not for long”
Shit
1:12 #YouJustGotHanzed
I know you won't kill me 🥺🥺
yEeeeEEt!!!
The last bit is so fucking hilarious to me like i know bich!!!! It has not been less than two months wtf!!! That means simon fuckin dated maxine, izzy (kinda), clary, and maia in two fuckign months lmao clary and jace have only been back together for abfucking week and she’s already told him she loved him im GEEKED
What is the intro song???
King Vibes czcams.com/video/6qFrY4VcbMU/video.html
Who are Jem and Tessa? 🤣
The best was the angel thing w Lilith 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That literally killed me
The german lmao
6:10 PREACH !!! i wish anyone would explain the thing with " LeSs tHaN tWo mOnThs " because what the actual fuck?? that means whole season 2 every shit theyve been through was all in 1.5 months or what wtf
Who are Jem and Tessa. I know Jem is one of Magnus friends because he mentions him to Izzy but who are they
Lolol Yeet they're 2 of the main characters from the infernal devices (a book series that takes place before tmi which the show is based on) tessa was a warlock i think and she and jem were together for a bit and they hung out with magnus a couple times? i don't really remember tbh that series kinda bored me 😬 but yeah they're basically occasional cameos/namedrops in shadowhunters because the producers have the rights to tid too and their characters knew magnus
suneye1999 oooh okay. I haven’t read the books yet lol
... I have never heard bill nye cuss before... I didn't expect it. Also, little critique, the medley of shadow hunters at the end should probably have been compartmentalized and prioritized over what was relevant, cause putting as much as you did in the video kind of made it difficult to keep my attention. The longest clip you want to have is around 15-20 seconds tops. I don't make crack videos, so I don't know how much goes into this kind of project, but almost 2 minutes is a bit much. Sorry, just a viewers opinion.
the perfect screwup that's a great point! i just wanted to showcase just how MUCH had happened since they started dating and it got kinda outta hand 😭
They can do what they want with the video. It's THEIR video.
That montage was awesome! Don’t listen to this person. What you do with your rifts is none of their business.