When you identify as rich and famous
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So true brother! I, myself, identify as a King, and called as such by all my peers, but the State keeps discriminating people like me and REFUSES to give me MY personal kingdom. Such a sad state of affairs.
That’s institutional oppression by the State right there. That’s illegal!
I apologize my liege. I always hate to hear the struggle you go through
We failed you, my lord. We will do better next time
French revolution intensifies*
Because its a State of affairs, you cant get your own kingdom
I wish I could identify as rich
Same
It's to hard :(
@@Michaelloxxfor a moment anyways, then the bank repos everything you "own"
You can. You can identify yourself rich and famous whether it is true or not. It is totally up to you but it cannot be guaranteed others think the same way.
give it 20 years and it’ll be normalized 💀
“I'm still in transition” that one was gold 😂👌
It can't be gold he hasn't transitioned yet
I am poorphobic ick😅
This really brings attention to an issue in our community that most people ignore🥲. Thank you for standing up for people like us who identify as rich 🙁
Yeah I took this as a documentary
@lukecrawford6482 I want money too! Besides, I was first so get in line buddy 😁
being poor phobic is crazy
Nope
@@WhoIsVeek😢
@@WhoIsVeekyou dirtbag 😡😡😡
@@doctornick17 I was first before him. How am I dirtbag?
@@WhoIsVeekoh shit
I realized the comment is edited
Did he say he was first?
I thought you were talking about the poor phobic part.
I identify as hot. Because of my identity I only date baddies. I get constantly bullied by hotphobic people. I feel your pain. But keep on going! I kept on going and my girlfriend of 9 months is a baddie. If I can do it you can too!
Baddiesexual
My lawyer advised me to not laugh at your comment or like it
@@supremacy1862 do you identify as hot too?
I think one of my friends daughters did her first film in that house... She identifies as an actress and stepsister.
😂😂😂😂😂
It's a crime to not mention the film she is in
She is identified a as great model in USA and a po*nstar in rest of the world 🤭
The short was already hilarious, but that last skit was great too. That wallet really said "fatality - finish him'
Poor people identify as rich online. Rich people identify as poor on their w4.
I want to identify as Batman... but my parents are still alive! I understand you...😢
Dude, don't let a little something like reality get in your way. You could be a trans-orphan? Someone who feels like they are infact an orphan? After all the feeling is the important component of being batman. Just remember though to everyone else during the day you gotta pretend you identify as rich and famous....
@@extermin8or3 Not everyone accepts these kinds of people, easier to just make yourself be an orphan!
There is an easy solution for that though
....
Disown them
I love the unapologetic humour.
unapologetically unfunny
So we're all going to ignore what the girl was doing to him in the car
thats what I was gonna say
Me too
I was thinking the same thing...
The reference to the "crazy event happening" was absolutely amazing I hope I'm not the only one that noticed it
What reference
@@rach101 czcams.com/users/shortsi8Cc9ZNoRqw?feature=share
it's a meme that was around in the last months. this guy did this video seriously but everybody made fun of him
SO CLEVER! This was so funny, and spot on!!!! Keep up the great work and thank you so much!
This guy never fails to make me laugh 😂
This is good, glad you guys made it!
as a fellow rich-identifier, i believe that all rich and famous presenters should be allowed to date whoever they want and that all people who are "poorphobic" should be punished for their crimes.
😂
I was waiting for the house's real owner to come down the stairs lol
I thought you were going to scuff the door on the curb ! 😂
Bro this needs much more view
Lmaooooo! This is hilarious. Would get canceled if seen by other circles but who cares lol.
This is so sad and inspiring 😢
That wolf of Walstreet beginning lmao
well at least now he is rich and famous
This is as valid as identifying as some other thing that you are physically not
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE!!!"
I kinda expected the video to end with someone shouting "WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!"
Dude, this is beautiful.
Best video really admire you
I had to watch this 5 times to find out what the girl was doing in the car
Yes, definitely. The most important is how you feel in your heart! People's opinions don't matter and should not matter. 😅😅
And no richer address than Park LaBrea! :30-35 Love the rich guy accent.
Please make a series of this. Go to jail and infront of a judge for the lambo you stole😂 then go on to be president
Same i identify as batman when the night comes i go outside and fight crime as Gotham dark knight
I identify as rich and famous in the land of my imagination
I love it!
Good video
I absolutely adore you!!! ❤❤❤😂😅😊
I identify as the roman emperor. Yet the italians won't acknowledge me as their emperor. So hard man.
MC in Diary of a Wimpy Kid starts to live real life
"OI, get out of my swamp!"
The entry though
I was waiting for, “Who are you! Get the F out of my house!”
That laugh😂😂
The funny thing is, if you can keep this kind of act up long enough, it's possible to actually get rich because of it. If you convincingly pretend to be rich, actual rich people will notice you and you'll be able to befriend them. Once you've wormed your way into a rich friend group, it's only a matter of time before various opportunities start cropping up.
Finally I feel seen.
I bet that In america some People are gonna start this as a joke, just for it To snow all into a "actual" identity
Same bro
*Struggles in lower case*
California man
Welcome to the new reality
Just criticized trans people without criticizing trans people
“Dang… 😮💨”
Was that a Cary Grant impersonation?
LOL! The woman at :02-:03! Didn’t notice that until I saw it in the comments.
Same. Sameeeeee 😢
How about this: Rich and not famous. 😂
Brilliant XD
0:45 based laught
Lucifer: I identify as GOD
I couldn’t believe SNL still exist. You guys are way funnier than them
What is she doing at the start???🤔
One can infer from this video that Nick Cage has a sexy voice.
False in today's time everyone one would be to scared to not validate his "identity" so he would eventually become rich and famous
So you are saying that transwomen are women
@@vaca_velga_putatrans women are women
@@vaca_velga_puta people treat them like it
I identify as the person who likes this video.
What was the girl doing in the beginning?
Rech.
🤣🤣😅
that accent tho
I identify as = I pretend to be -and expect everyone to play make believe with me…
Right? Im not referring to one singular mentally ill person as plural of the wrong thing. Just because you’re not medicated doesn’t mean you can force your delusions and psychosis on to me.
It's ok, you are gonna be so valid, king! You just need to start selling a course on how to be rich and famous to all the poorphobes, and you will get rich off of that. Then you can move to Romania.
after watching this video i now identify as a subscriber
The way he sits remindes me of how ppl would of sat on wheelchair ♿️
Where is the bubble butt guy?
I identify as god
Genetically doomed to be poor xD a hideous fate!!!
Sorry but seeing you in one of the horrible clash of clans ads almost changed my opinion of you, you have to agree that this “oh I have this power and it gives me perks in life” Is so horrible
1:21 . Thank me later.
Wow...Woke sh*t is cancelled now, I think and really hope!
Jajajajaja
Loved it
This dude sounds like a feminist Duke Nukem
The 1% of people
This satire is awesome. Fully bringing to light the ludicrous nature of "identifying as" anything your not. Remember peeps "I identify as" is just another way of saying "I'm pretending to be". Stay real peeps.
No it is just a funny skit and you are transphobic.
@@Lorvay No I'm just a realist. I never said they couldn't do as they pleased. The word transphobic is even used improperly. Phobic implies someone is afraid of whatever. But people use it as a word for hate or dislike showing they have no real comprehension of proper English. See the fact is your chromosomes can be taken long after your death and regardless of how you feel they will show that if you were born a male that when you died you were still a male or vise versa. Therefore proving facts don't care about your feelings.
@@stevenmcmasters7212 That is a lot of words for someone who is transphobic.
Let me tell you what I work in biology and determining gender on chromosomes is not that easy. Sometimes the genes who should produce everything you need to be a man or woman just don't do that. They build you male from the looks but do not produce the hormones for your gender and even if they do there is a chance that your body cells will interpret signals differently.
Sometimes we have it that a person has XY-Chromosomes but they look like a real woman and you wouldn't know until you test for it. XY-Woman are actually a thing, caused by a defect in the small arm of Y-Chromosome.
There is so much we don't know about chromosomes and DNA that saying XY makes a man is just wrong. You can say most of the time XY makes a man but this is no universal.
Well, whatever is on your legal ID is what you legally identify as. So does that mean that YOU are a fraud the same way you think trans people are?
@@Lorvayblah blah blah
Men can never be women that's it
😂😂
I call it “trans financial” if you are a rich person born into a poor body ;)
I love the Donald Trump accent.
I identify as poor
Ohh no.. I am also biologically poor....
All the people who say first, their comment will never be seen after an hour of people commenting
Lol 😂
Zoolander
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Poorphobic 😂 😂 😂
That girl is richphobic
So do I, I’m still broke though 😭
1st
Nope
Yes you are
Only one person can be 1st and it was me
@@nacho1233 W
It’s always the Poorphobes it’s 🙄
Lol Manifest your Destiny by believing in yourself
Cool and also first
not even close
@@batterup.ok sorry?
What am I supposed to do?
@@Kevin-Da-guy not say "first"
Everyone these days identifies as happy and takes meds.
Nah you were meant to be poor