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  • čas přidán 7. 09. 2024
  • Ben Shapiro laughs hysterically at Democrat Senator Elizabeth Warren's failed DNA test.

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  • @positrondave
    @positrondave Před 5 lety +559

    "So, according to science, if you have 1/1024 Native American, that is STRONG EVIDENCE of Native American ancestry, but if you have two X chromosomes, that doesn't mean you're a woman".
    COMMENT OF THE CENTURY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @candicelee8922
      @candicelee8922 Před 5 lety +10

      That is an awesome comment!!!

    • @j.2903
      @j.2903 Před 5 lety +4

      @@candicelee8922
      Agreed!

    • @rsnip9888
      @rsnip9888 Před 5 lety +8

      That's "strong evidence" that they are a woman, but that evidence is trumped by their FEELINGS! Duh 😂

    • @ronyeahright9536
      @ronyeahright9536 Před 5 lety +11

      This comment more than any other I've ever heard, puts on display the deranged and demented logic of the liberal.

    • @johanswede8200
      @johanswede8200 Před 5 lety +4

      4KBuddz ...PERFECT!!!

  • @jimgodfree1
    @jimgodfree1 Před 5 lety +513

    Trump should get his DNA done. Maybe he has more Native American lineage that she does. How funny would that be?

    • @lmcc8798
      @lmcc8798 Před 5 lety +40

      Jim Godfree ...and some black and Hispanic just for good measure.

    • @mikeansley5306
      @mikeansley5306 Před 5 lety +9

      Jim Godfree Naw. All of Trump’s grandparents were born in Europe. He has no native ancestry.
      And the media would just attack his “dog whistle” DNA test meant to appeal to white supremacists. I’m not wrong.

    • @jordanboyle539
      @jordanboyle539 Před 5 lety +6

      Dude that would be fucking hilliarious 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mikeansley5306
      @mikeansley5306 Před 5 lety +4

      jfsfrnd Scottish ancestry is Northern European.
      My father had a DNA test done. Completely European heritage here in Canada. My grandfather was born in Scotland. It’s a long ways from Africa.

    • @tysonhawk5437
      @tysonhawk5437 Před 5 lety +3

      That would be so hilariously epic!

  • @FOO261
    @FOO261 Před 5 lety +877

    I recently bought a Jeep. I named it “Elizabeth Warren”, because it’s all white but it says it’s a Cherokee on the side of it! 😂

    • @kevinmask8652
      @kevinmask8652 Před 5 lety +26

      You get the corny joke of the year award... clap, clap

    • @flolacandola9396
      @flolacandola9396 Před 5 lety +3

      THE Q Hahahaha

    • @davidbarnsley8486
      @davidbarnsley8486 Před 5 lety +5

      THE Q that’s good I will steel that and call my Jeep Lizzie 😂😂😂as well

    • @mickeydrago9401
      @mickeydrago9401 Před 5 lety +5

      that is TOO perfect...

    • @mickeydrago9401
      @mickeydrago9401 Před 5 lety +3

      now eat some oreos in your white "cherokee"... just don't call your cookies black ;)

  • @jerrdog5568
    @jerrdog5568 Před 5 lety +486

    Shes less native american than a jeep grand Cherokee

    • @alcaholik6435
      @alcaholik6435 Před 5 lety +2

      😂😂😂

    • @laveyanpride9362
      @laveyanpride9362 Před 5 lety

      Lmao

    • @pepsicola2796
      @pepsicola2796 Před 5 lety +1

      HAH

    • @hei-c4620
      @hei-c4620 Před 5 lety

      DAAAAAMN

    • @maximaldinotrap
      @maximaldinotrap Před 5 lety

      To be fair those things are made by multiple people with possible Native American ancestry, the robots that build them are operated by these people in some way too and there might even be an actual Native American involved in it lol.

  • @TheAmazingLucas
    @TheAmazingLucas Před 5 lety +608

    There's even stronger evidence that's she not Native American. lmfao

    • @1st1st
      @1st1st Před 5 lety +2

      Trump has got to do DNA test as well , How funny would it be .005% or something

    • @SumThingFawful
      @SumThingFawful Před 5 lety +2

      @@1st1st If he does it better turn out he's 0.001% black man

    • @johkupohkuxd1697
      @johkupohkuxd1697 Před 5 lety +2

      @@SumThingFawful well his grandfather was from germany, so i guess Trump is Aryan.

    • @declanh2314
      @declanh2314 Před 5 lety

      99.9% not even close to being native American

    • @howdydocowgirlcowgirl181
      @howdydocowgirlcowgirl181 Před 5 lety +1

      Can't Stop Digging Herself a Hole-Awatha
      in re: her latest campaign ad defending her native American heritage claims LoL 😹👽 👾😹

  • @declanh2314
    @declanh2314 Před 5 lety +650

    She's been researching this since Trump got elected and this is the best she comes up with

    • @saturnascendz
      @saturnascendz Před 5 lety +9

      ...or her team held onto it for campaign purposes. Holding onto information(even stupid information) is political strategy.

    • @bloozedaddy
      @bloozedaddy Před 5 lety +14

      She's a typical Dem nitwit....had she just come out and said "I was mistaken about my heritage" this would've been over....but she couldn't do it...she had to try and snow everyone....I SOOOO hope she's the Dem candidate in 2020...maybe with Corey Booker as VP....what a massacre that would be.

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover Před 5 lety +8

      Goes to show what a massive failure she and heard pathetic excuse of a political party are. Liberalism is for losers.

    • @jgd5535
      @jgd5535 Před 5 lety

      She won...he owes a million dollars to charity, but he'll never pay...he's a shit talking liar.

    • @iv3966
      @iv3966 Před 5 lety +18

      @@jgd5535 how did she win? 1/16th is the minimum percentage accepted by native Americans. Not 1/1000. Did you just fart on your phone and that comment came out?

  • @mac11380
    @mac11380 Před 5 lety +241

    The Cleveland Indians are more Indian than she is.

  • @enigmaahhart8802
    @enigmaahhart8802 Před 4 lety +31

    Seeing Ben Shapiro this giddy is worth hitting the like button alone 😁👍

  • @ffjsb
    @ffjsb Před 5 lety +143

    You could shake hands with a Native American and get that much DNA in your system....

  • @Mahoneyyay
    @Mahoneyyay Před 5 lety +1880

    Cherokee Nation basically denounced her

    • @dumpeeplarfunny
      @dumpeeplarfunny Před 5 lety +31

      It must suck when a white person gets the job that was supposed to be given to them as a handout. The fact that she's doubling down on what is effectively the longest running trolling in history, that must be frustrating as hell.

    • @JordanBeagle
      @JordanBeagle Před 5 lety +25

      Not basically, literally

    • @juliuscaesar5397
      @juliuscaesar5397 Před 5 lety +2

      Ha!

    • @adrianbundy3249
      @adrianbundy3249 Před 5 lety +34

      jfsfrnd, he was the spokesperson sent out by the government of the Cherokee people, the tribe that Warren has at many times tried to point that she was a part of 'I am Cherokee doh'... He was the closest person you can get for someone speaking on behalf of the group.
      Coming out and flat out telling her this time: "No, and this charade is insulting, this test is stupid".
      The burn is too real, it is too funny.

    • @imout671
      @imout671 Před 5 lety +9

      Basically? They bent her over a stump!

  • @GH-cp9wc
    @GH-cp9wc Před 5 lety +316

    I don't believe someone ignorant enough to release those DNA results should be a Senator.

    • @trentmansly5834
      @trentmansly5834 Před 5 lety +1

      Our current *president* is a dipshit reality TV star who thinks you need an ID to buy groceries. The bar is pretty damn low.

    • @identifyyourself5684
      @identifyyourself5684 Před 5 lety +7

      Trent Mansly How did he get to be on the show?

    • @thumpybones
      @thumpybones Před 5 lety +5

      Trent Mansly: Let's say you're right. Let's look at a few things he has done. www.courant.com/opinion/op-ed/hc-op-thiessen-trumps-10-accomplishments-1228-20171227-story.html

    • @trentmansly5834
      @trentmansly5834 Před 5 lety

      Identify Yourself Daddy's money.

    • @trentmansly5834
      @trentmansly5834 Před 5 lety +2

      Timothy Powell
      Oh boy! An op-ed by a Rumsfeld goon from the W. era? It must be my fucking birthday. This shit can't even name 10 objectively good things, so that right there is telling. A few of them are actually unspeakably awful.
      #2 Yeah, THAT'S turned out great, hasn't it? That shit just got us Mr. "No" Means "Yes" devil's triangle over there. The prospect of MORE conservative judges is only appealing if you're one of those morons who thinks a dick in a mouth is more offensive than a bullet through a head.
      #7. Leaving the climate accord was a good thing? Literally all it did was make the entire country look stupid. All the accords were was a tentative promise that we'd try and improve the environment any way we could. What exactly that entails was self imposed. We set the goals we wanted to achieve. Pulling out was just Trump dick waggling to his dumb anti-science base. Given that we just got a climate report telling us we have maybe 30 years before we irreparably destroy the plant that's not really something to be celebrated.
      #8, He did this by accident and it nearly caused an international incident.
      #10 What's that? One of the positive things he's done is not fuck up something the previous, better, administration did? I mean, awesome, but it's not particularly unique to Trump. President Untied Shoe could've done as much.
      Fuck Trump.

  • @kageshira
    @kageshira Před 5 lety +430

    She has less % of Native American than the test's margin of error , this is silly

    • @MrHoliday2usir
      @MrHoliday2usir Před 5 lety +4

      Thank you!!!

    • @rickdees251
      @rickdees251 Před 5 lety +3

      I was thinking the same thing about % of accuracy. Don't know what it is but these test can ONLY be as accurate as the size of the data base they are compared to. I'd like to know how many Peruvians, for example, are in that data base. Calling her Pocahontas is insulting to Pocahontas, as a bare minimum.

    • @guerguistoyanov137
      @guerguistoyanov137 Před 5 lety +6

      Most of the institutions making DNA tests are officially admitting that ANYthing less than 1% is considered acceptable error and qualified as "lab noise",BUT 0.000974%(1/1024) is "iron proof" of Genetic evidence???
      Cheap populism and propaganda....

    • @twiceisworst
      @twiceisworst Před 5 lety +2

      @@guerguistoyanov137 1/1024 is actually .0976%, you are off by two orders of magnitude. But I suppose if it is within the margin of error, it really isn't saying much.

    • @guerguistoyanov137
      @guerguistoyanov137 Před 5 lety +2

      @@twiceisworst OK, my bad. I'm getting older....😕

  • @iminapunkband
    @iminapunkband Před 5 lety +236

    Wow, I’m 1/16th Indigenous Australian and I used to joke about its insignificance.
    Cant believe I’ve been missing out on my poc status this whole time

    • @lyartbane2115
      @lyartbane2115 Před 5 lety +5

      My mother's side swears we have native American ancestry. But I know it's either bullshit or such a small amount it's insignificant. I often joke about it as well. My Indian name is runs with clouds lol.

    • @TheMe0wsCat
      @TheMe0wsCat Před 5 lety +4

      Lyart Bane My estranged father says we have some Blackfoot Indian in our lineage... but he leaves out that his uncle married a Blackfoot Indian. Meaning it's not within our bloodline AT ALL. You can't get that family line to run in my bloodline with a knife and a hose. But, hey! My Indian name is "Runs in Diapers." Yeah, when I was young, I had diarrhea a lot. ;-)
      To be clear those last two sentences are just a joke. I don't have an Indian name or anything.

    • @rrteppo
      @rrteppo Před 5 lety

      you also missed out on all the free casino money.

    • @theworstkazuma2629
      @theworstkazuma2629 Před 5 lety +2

      it depends on the tribe. I'm a registered member of the leech lake band of ojibwa (Chippewa) and you need to at least be 1/8 blood purity to be registered. I'm 1/4

    • @100fredkrueger
      @100fredkrueger Před 5 lety +1

      The Worst Kazuma your right. Some tribes have a cutoff. Mine doesn’t I don’t believe. Thank goodness because my son was able to get a card!! I am a citizen potowatomi nation Indian.

  • @jx5008
    @jx5008 Před 5 lety +128

    It's like a 99.9 % black person claiming to be asian...

    • @ClickToPreview
      @ClickToPreview Před 5 lety +1

      But I have slanted eyes and therefore I am CHINESE even though my whole family is clearly black... LOGIC.

    • @Rao665
      @Rao665 Před 5 lety

      jx 500...actually with the stupid amount of people claiming Native Americans are from India (Indians) you might as well call black people "Koreans" while we are at it.

  • @mohawk3371
    @mohawk3371 Před 5 lety +204

    She is between .09% and 1.5% native American. On average American whites have been estimated to have anywhere between
    .18%-3% Native American ancestry. So basically she is as white, or whiter, than your average white person. Shocking!

    • @dormantlogos7814
      @dormantlogos7814 Před 5 lety +2

      On top of it, the scientists.. who administered the test said that he compared DNA samples from Mexican, Peru and some other database to draw comparison.
      So technically she's like less than 1 percent Mexican.

  • @DripStopShop
    @DripStopShop Před 5 lety +54

    *did the math: average american is 20 times more native american than she. you're welcome. (EDIT: ACTUALLY, SHAPIRO GAVE THE WRONG DECIMALS. IT'S REALLY 135 TIMES).*

    • @michaelk.steinberg6204
      @michaelk.steinberg6204 Před 5 lety

      B does the percentage you used include people in Native American tribes? Because I think that would skew the statistic quite a bit

  • @haninazarali912
    @haninazarali912 Před 5 lety +86

    I like how she's less native American than the average American citizen

    • @michaelogrady232
      @michaelogrady232 Před 5 lety +3

      She obviously comes from a long line of bigots.

    • @trailblazer632
      @trailblazer632 Před 5 lety +1

      Lol noticed that huh? "Im native american you bigot!"
      Uh actually.... No no youre whiter than a fucking snowflake

  • @firstcitizen3753
    @firstcitizen3753 Před 5 lety +86

    What's terrifying is the number of people who say that Trump owes her the one million. Because she technically is Native American, seemingly.
    I cant even laugh at this anymore. The state of things is disturbing.

    • @shahrukh.f4790
      @shahrukh.f4790 Před 5 lety +1

      It's in the law you fake constitution nuts. Trumps only defence could have been it's a joke which it clearly wasn't

    • @jsquared1013
      @jsquared1013 Před 5 lety +12

      @@shahrukh.f4790 what's in the law? By law, Warren is *NOT* Native American, as she has nowhere near enough ancestry to be considered legally Native American. In fact, she has *LESS* then average! What "law" are you squeaking about?

    • @Veritas-invenitur
      @Veritas-invenitur Před 5 lety +2

      @@jsquared1013 Trump should donate something not because he has too but because he could spin it in his favor. Either Donate a million dollars to a military charity sighting that he is doing so because he doesnt believe that veterans should loose out because of Warren's Lies or Do what Shapiro said.

    • @maggiemoran7747
      @maggiemoran7747 Před 5 lety +4

      I voted for him, I like what he's been doing, but I don't think he should've bet her the million dollars in the first place, never mind not following through. You know what would make him look awesome right before the mid-terms? By giving that million dollars to the Cherokee tribe. He can afford it and it'd make him look great. Straight to the Native Americans.

    • @maggiemoran7747
      @maggiemoran7747 Před 5 lety +2

      John Adams.....no, he should donate it to Native American tribes or for scholarships for them.

  • @formerevolutionist
    @formerevolutionist Před 5 lety +295

    "Six to ten generations ago. In other words, her actual Native-American ancestor could be Pocahantas!"
    Wit like this is why people love Shapiro.

    • @anthonypoole6901
      @anthonypoole6901 Před 5 lety +1

      Bro don't insult my ancestor lol . Pocahontas is in my family tree lol no kiding like 5 gens ago. I go back to her father even. I'm gonna tell ya right now unless her maiden last name is Randolph she's lying like hell. I have the tree to prove it.

    • @joelv4495
      @joelv4495 Před 5 lety

      I love how he has to count the "great"s with his fingers!!

    • @howdydocowgirlcowgirl181
      @howdydocowgirlcowgirl181 Před 5 lety

      Can't Stop Digging Herself a Hole-Awatha
      in re: her latest campaign ad defending her native American heritage claims LoL 😹👽 👾😹

    • @apolloxiii5574
      @apolloxiii5574 Před 5 lety

      Skeptic Psycologist, since the researcher had no native american DNA to compare her DNA to, this report is of no value at all.

    • @jojosbizarrecomments
      @jojosbizarrecomments Před 5 lety

      @@anthonypoole6901 u can now go around saying that ur great great great great grandma has a movie based on her

  • @prestonbrooks7418
    @prestonbrooks7418 Před 5 lety +94

    The ad before this video was Elizabeth Warrens family discussing their heritage lmao

  • @Mikazuchireborn
    @Mikazuchireborn Před 5 lety +590

    Verdict: Whiter than two polar bears kissing in a blizzard.

    • @Earthling108
      @Earthling108 Před 5 lety +2

      lol

    • @calebray8895
      @calebray8895 Před 5 lety +17

      Like white on rice on a paper plate in a snow storm 👍

    • @glennso47
      @glennso47 Před 5 lety +7

      Whiter than the toilet tissue in my bathroom (before it's used)

    • @stalwartservant4063
      @stalwartservant4063 Před 5 lety +1

      Mikazuchi that is really white

    • @mick6876
      @mick6876 Před 5 lety

      White as snow shite in Antarctica 🇦🇶

  • @112233JORDAN
    @112233JORDAN Před 5 lety +75

    She has probably been taking these dna tests this whole time until one finally said she had a miniscule amount of Native American dna

    • @Mr_Boss_Smile
      @Mr_Boss_Smile Před 5 lety

      she got the idea from southpark

    • @AlanGresov
      @AlanGresov Před 5 lety

      That's like Joe Rogan on stupid tests, funniest shit ever.

  • @MimiRAM0NE
    @MimiRAM0NE Před 5 lety +172

    Trump should donate to Cherokee Nation instead of the charity she chose and say, "I'm sorry Warren doesn't respect you, and your wishes. But I do."

    • @hippiegrinder6692
      @hippiegrinder6692 Před 5 lety +8

      Love it! Toss that leftist hypocrisy right back in their faces. You know for a fact though people would still shit their pants and act like Trump donating that money was some kind of insult

    • @marcusholtzheimer9316
      @marcusholtzheimer9316 Před 5 lety +3

      That would be epic style pwn

    • @socialseahawksfan9325
      @socialseahawksfan9325 Před 5 lety +7

      Pochahonkey just proved her great great great great grandfather raped an Indian.

    • @babycakes4206
      @babycakes4206 Před 5 lety +2

      He should onlt donate 1/1024th.

    • @WorldwideBushcraftSurvival
      @WorldwideBushcraftSurvival Před 5 lety +4

      As a CDIB card carrier of the Cherokee Nation, I say that Trump does not owe a thing. We are a wealthy tribe. Give the money to the poor tribes of the north or southwest, if he is to give any at all.

  • @ragalthor
    @ragalthor Před 5 lety +184

    She just got Trump'd.

    • @facforrester
      @facforrester Před 5 lety +2

      Another one bites dust, hey hey

    • @LetsgoB
      @LetsgoB Před 5 lety

      Ragalthor Sitting Bull(shit)

  • @antonnym214
    @antonnym214 Před 5 lety +289

    Correction: The $1 million/1024 = $976.56. Further, he shouldn't send Faucahontas the check, he should send it to a charity in her name. I recommend The National Alliance on Mental Illness. They obviously didn't get to Warren in time, but there is hope for others.

    • @CarrieArt7
      @CarrieArt7 Před 5 lety +9

      This comment is awesome

    • @AngryBaldyGaming
      @AngryBaldyGaming Před 5 lety +2

      This deserves more likes 😂

    • @Mr_Boss_Smile
      @Mr_Boss_Smile Před 5 lety +1

      Only an NPC would care so much about the exact math.

    • @antonnym214
      @antonnym214 Před 5 lety +3

      I'm not an NPC, I'm autistic. Maybe you were trying to be funny. All good wishes, bro.

    • @ChrisAmirVado
      @ChrisAmirVado Před 5 lety

      Anton Nym MY GAWD 😂😂😂

  • @jeffreywillis4258
    @jeffreywillis4258 Před 5 lety +382

    Tribes recognize 1/16 and they are considering 1/32. Keep in mind you can only use ONE tribe. My father was 1/8 Chickasaw my mother was 1/8 Choctaw. I was only allowed 1/16th with either tribe even though they are both on American Indian registries. I chose my mothers Choctaw side. My fathers Indian blood is not even counted with the 1/16th. Warren would not be recognized as a minority American Indian for any tribe or job application with this silly 1/1024th DNA test. It's not that simple. She USED our heritage to take advantage of liberal affirmative action policies.

    • @Life-Row-Toll
      @Life-Row-Toll Před 5 lety +15

      Thank you for the explanation!

    • @jamiesmith8197
      @jamiesmith8197 Před 5 lety +24

      You need to tell every American with ears exactly what you said here

    • @alanguages
      @alanguages Před 5 lety +17

      Elizabeth Warren has Native Mexican or Native South American DNA. NOT Native American (Cherokee or Delaware tribe), which she tried to fool the public with.

    • @jakwnd
      @jakwnd Před 5 lety +5

      The report says they used the Mexican and South American DNA in the test... not that they omitted North American DNA. So it could be either or.

    • @anotherks7297
      @anotherks7297 Před 5 lety

      Citation for your last sentence.
      There was an interview with multiple of her employers and the staff at harvard citing that her admission had "nothing to do with her ethnic background".

  • @aurora123borealis
    @aurora123borealis Před 5 lety +292

    She`s also closely related to Bigfoot.

    • @vanessaladolcetta6660
      @vanessaladolcetta6660 Před 5 lety +3

      aurora123borealis good one. I found Bigfoot in my DNA ancestry chart

    • @nh8048
      @nh8048 Před 5 lety +9

      Well if her DNA test is anything to go by, she's more closely related to the Loch Ness Monster than Bigfoot, as Bigfoot is a native :P

    • @AerysTMD
      @AerysTMD Před 5 lety +3

      She's closely related to Ma'iq.. a liar.. a NPC.

    • @attitudeadjusted9027
      @attitudeadjusted9027 Před 5 lety +7

      That's why they call her "Snatchsquatch"

    • @piman9280
      @piman9280 Před 5 lety +12

      Her tribal name would be Big Foot In Mouth!

  • @davidtomlin2518
    @davidtomlin2518 Před 5 lety +73

    My dog is more native American than Elizabeth Warren.

  • @bloozedaddy
    @bloozedaddy Před 5 lety +119

    Best meme so far - "an Indian and an African walk into a bar ...just jokin'...it's just two liberal white women..." (photo of Warren and Dolezal).

    • @leveljoe
      @leveljoe Před 5 lety +6

      goo.gl/images/eVcxjV

    • @mroberts7519
      @mroberts7519 Před 5 lety +2

      They took this meme and added Beto O'Rourke too lol...

    • @TheColemancreek
      @TheColemancreek Před 5 lety

      "A Mexican and a Black Man walk into a red wall..."
      (Beta O'/Talcum-X)

    • @mikemcgill9874
      @mikemcgill9874 Před 5 lety

      Now that's funny, lol

  • @johodges4399
    @johodges4399 Před 5 lety +197

    Time to stop calling her "Pocahontas" since she is clearly "Sitting Bull".

    • @anthonysanjose2730
      @anthonysanjose2730 Před 5 lety +8

      "Talking Bull(shit)" would be more appropriate

    • @omicrondec
      @omicrondec Před 5 lety +10

      "Spitting Bull"

    • @andrewbowers_
      @andrewbowers_ Před 5 lety +3

      Anthony San Jose: Agreed. But we should be respectful of the true Sitting Bull.
      Warren is a feminist parasite on humanity. As of this day forward, and as named by your good self; Warren the human parasite will be known as -> ‘SITTING BULLSHIT’

    • @akbeautyrose7775
      @akbeautyrose7775 Před 5 lety +1

      But that would be a REAL DISRESPECT and even DISHONOR to the great true Native American. I WOULDN'T RECOMMEND THAT.

    • @andrewbowers_
      @andrewbowers_ Před 5 lety

      Alaskan Rose777: Perhaps you’re right. A mere similarity may be a risk not worth taking for the sake of preserving a good man’s name.

  • @iamcrimsonspecter2
    @iamcrimsonspecter2 Před 5 lety +142

    1/1,024 Chinese here.. means I know kung fu.

    • @yahulwagoni4571
      @yahulwagoni4571 Před 5 lety +3

      Well, I eat Egg Foo - does that make me 1/1,024 Chinese? Maybe for a few minutes.

    • @tjnaples
      @tjnaples Před 5 lety +1

      Hiiiieeeeeeyyaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

    • @iamcrimsonspecter2
      @iamcrimsonspecter2 Před 5 lety +2

      Upwards of 8 hours of pure kung fury after eating Egg Foo .. then it all goes away as soon as you sit on a loo.

    • @codyytuarte1101
      @codyytuarte1101 Před 5 lety +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @davidvenegasramirez6001
      @davidvenegasramirez6001 Před 5 lety +1

      You should try Elizabeth's Pow Wow Chow that her and paw-paw used to eat 😂

  • @dogman15
    @dogman15 Před 5 lety +192

    I like the $900 check idea.

    • @irishluck7461
      @irishluck7461 Před 5 lety +6

      ....deliver it in Penny's lol

    • @kingmathers8049
      @kingmathers8049 Před 5 lety +4

      Dogman15 yeah but can we talk about your profile pic

    • @Mikedeela
      @Mikedeela Před 5 lety

      Yes, and give it to Young Republican Federation of Virginia in EW's name.

    • @EvelynL.1112
      @EvelynL.1112 Před 5 lety +2

      Yeah $976 is approximately 1/1024 of $1,000,000!

    • @visi2tirana
      @visi2tirana Před 5 lety

      That LUNATIC doesn't deserve a penny.. shes the most white person in USA 99.999% white wtf

  • @thomashodgson-jones7594
    @thomashodgson-jones7594 Před 5 lety +64

    Given that the DNA test used a mix of Columbian, Mexican and Peruvian blood all it really proved was that she is 1/1024th part really good coffee.

  • @BigTigerWoman
    @BigTigerWoman Před 5 lety +85

    I am 100% Native American. I wish she would just stop. It so embarrassing.

    • @maggiemoran7747
      @maggiemoran7747 Před 5 lety +6

      Marlys .....this is the worst case of cultural appropriation I've seen in recent times. She should give that money back from her universities that she took away from a Native American student !

    • @BigTigerWoman
      @BigTigerWoman Před 5 lety +3

      @@maggiemoran7747 Just goes to show the content of her character. A liar. You're right though.

    • @subscribetomefornoreason7294
      @subscribetomefornoreason7294 Před 5 lety +3

      Yeah I thought you had to prove you were at least 1/4 for that I’m 1/8 and I wouldn’t try any of that although Im not a big fan of the percentages since you can’t tell how much of those genes the person got for instance my dad is only 1/4 but the features are very prominent in him so he looks like he’s at least 1/2

    • @caseyplooy1696
      @caseyplooy1696 Před 5 lety +1

      Marlys N'Wanape ..........and I’m sure your not 100% Native American. Your lying just like she is. 100% anything in America is pretty unlikely.

    • @BigTigerWoman
      @BigTigerWoman Před 5 lety +1

      @@caseyplooy1696 whatever igit. My parents come straight from the rez. Exactly where the us government put them. I know exactly what and who i am. 100%

  • @bluefalconssuck5881
    @bluefalconssuck5881 Před 5 lety +45

    Soooo, Trump should donate at MOST $977.00 to her charity of choice (1M/1024)... PLEEEEEEESE let this happen... and do it on the Whitehouse lawn with full press coverage.
    Then hit her with a bill for subsidies she's received claiming Native American Heritage.

    • @Mxlifegirl
      @Mxlifegirl Před 5 lety

      Haaaaha .. I love it.

    • @johnjanicki6524
      @johnjanicki6524 Před 5 lety

      that should happen

    • @Jekyll_Island_Creatures
      @Jekyll_Island_Creatures Před 5 lety +5

      No, Trump should test his own DNA and see if he has more native DNA than she does and send her a bill lol

    • @S_P_A_C_E_PUBGM
      @S_P_A_C_E_PUBGM Před 5 lety

      Quik maffs, much clever. I like.

    • @Elunev
      @Elunev Před 5 lety

      If only Trump was clever enough to think of that on his own, that'd be pretty good

  • @theleftfield93
    @theleftfield93 Před 5 lety +47

    We need to VOTE in HUGE numbers Nov 6th 🇺🇸 VoteDemsOut 💪

  • @spencerokeefe438
    @spencerokeefe438 Před 5 lety +169

    I'm 1/4th Mexican but you can't tell that by looking at me. It's had such a small impact on my life that I sometimes forget that my grandfather was from Mexico. I can't even begin to imagine how pretentious you have to be to think that 1/1024th is worthy of respect.
    edit: Oh for crying out loud! I know "Mexican" isn't a race but my ancestry stems from there (or at least 1/4th of it) so "Hispanic" seems too general.

    • @RogueReplicant
      @RogueReplicant Před 5 lety +7

      Spencer - Mexican is not a race, it's a nationality. Perhaps you mean your grandpa had Aztec or Maya blood.

    • @cazgerald9471
      @cazgerald9471 Před 5 lety +2

      Mexican is not a race, it's a nationality.

    • @Chaoskillrkitty
      @Chaoskillrkitty Před 5 lety +6

      @broccollin she's actually referenced saying she's a minority multiple times. Just not Cherokee. They have quotes of hers as far back as 84 and she had an interview in 2012 stating how she used to put it on school directories
      ("I listed myself (in the) directory in the hopes that might mean that I would be invited to a luncheon, a group something, with people who are like I am," Warren told reporters May 3, 2012. "Nothing like that ever happened. That was absolutely not the use for it and so I stopped checking it off.")
      So can I be black now?

    • @ARescueToaster
      @ARescueToaster Před 5 lety +8

      Good for you; don't let what you are be what defines you.
      To "Mexican isn't a race" people, you know what he meant. I love the gratuitous nitpicking, though.

    • @Chaoskillrkitty
      @Chaoskillrkitty Před 5 lety +1

      @broccollin this is her saying it. She says this is part of how I identify when asked if someone was 1/32 black should they identify as black. I also included a quote from her own words below in case you didn't feel like watching the video. Since you also didn't feel like googling anything. czcams.com/video/rau0A5w3OVI/video.html
      You know, I’m proud of my Native American heritage,” Warren said. “I’m proud of my family. It’s now the case that people have gone over my college records, my law school records, every job I’ve ever had to see that I got my work. I got my jobs because I do my work. I work hard. I’ve been a good teacher.”

  • @Bronx19
    @Bronx19 Před 5 lety +91

    Oh but Harvard Law was SO proud to have the FIRST Native American graduate! PUKE

  • @Janellelle
    @Janellelle Před 5 lety +208

    I'm a little more than a 1/4 shoshone and assiniboine Sioux. My whole maternal side are a mix of many tribes. In my grandmother's day, she was sent off to the Indian boarding school at Flandreau. Im the first generation of my family born of the reservation. Im enrolled with a Tribe. I grew up with the culture. I can actually trace my ancestors by name through my Family to the dawes rolls. It's insulting of her to appropriate our culture for her own selfish gain. She doesn't understand the culture, the struggles, or anything really regarding American Indian life. So sad and quite pathetic.

    • @newyorkyankees81
      @newyorkyankees81 Před 5 lety +1

      😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚

    • @zaccyo
      @zaccyo Před 5 lety +19

      It's not sad at all - it's disgusting. If she were lying because of delusion or because she has a legit psychological disorder - then maybe it would be sad. But she is lying for perosnal gain. That's fucking pathetic and disgusting.

    • @SuperFlowback
      @SuperFlowback Před 5 lety +10

      I was just about to type basically everything you just did. Both my grandparents were put in boarding school and my great grandparents were original enrollees on the Dawes roll. If your Native American it’s not hard to find out that information. She’s not native and never will be. She might as well had said her great grandma was an Indian princess. Cause I hate that shit too

    • @IRISHSALTMINER61
      @IRISHSALTMINER61 Před 5 lety +1

      Hubert Binienda your condescension is palpable....... 😎🔫🐸

    • @SaintNobody
      @SaintNobody Před 5 lety +1

      Yep, and she exploited all the folks wanting to atone for past sins.

  • @trikkerman1
    @trikkerman1 Před 5 lety +45

    ♫ My father married a 1/512 Cherokee
    My mother's people were ashamed of me
    The Indians said I was white by law
    The White Man always called me "Indian Squaw"...♫
    ♫ 1/1024 breed that's all I ever heard
    1/ 1024 breed, how I learned to hate the word
    1/1024 breed, she's no good they warned
    Both sides were against me since the day I was born...♫
    ♫ We never settled, went from town to town
    When you're a grifter you don't hang around
    The other children always laughed at me
    "Give her a feather, she's 1 part in 1024 Cherokee"...♫
    ♫ 1/1024 breed, that's all I ever heard
    1/1024 breed, how I learned to hate the word
    1/1024 breed, she's no good they warned
    Both sides were against me since the day I was born...♫
    ♫ We weren't accepted and I felt ashamed
    Nineteen I left them, tell me who's to blame
    My life since has been an Affirmative Action scam
    But I can't run away from what I am...♫
    ♫ 1/1024 breed, that's all I ever heard
    1/1024 breed, how I learned to hate the word
    1/1024 breed, she's no good they warned
    Both sides were against me since the day I was born...♫
    ♫ 1/1024 breed, that's all I ever heard
    1/1024 breed, how I learned to hate the word
    1/1024 breed, she's no good they warned
    Both sides were against me since the day I was born ...♫

    • @macjordan3901
      @macjordan3901 Před 5 lety +3

      Yer a nut. A good nut.

    • @cathicross7819
      @cathicross7819 Před 5 lety +2

    • @ericking4072
      @ericking4072 Před 5 lety +3

      BRILLIANT!!!YOU CAUSED ME TO SPIT COFFEE ACROSS ROOM!!THANX!!

    • @brett1468
      @brett1468 Před 5 lety +3

      It's great if you sing it to the tune of the Beverly hillbillys lol

    • @jesseward4115
      @jesseward4115 Před 5 lety +2

      That was one of the funniest things I ever read! Take my thumb up.

  • @Psycorde
    @Psycorde Před 5 lety +219

    1024th of a million dollars HAHAHAHA
    You're a riot, Ben

    • @sammygoodnight
      @sammygoodnight Před 5 lety +18

      No kidding. It would be epic if Trump really did that too.

    • @travv88
      @travv88 Před 5 lety +11

      $976.56, not bad really. I'd be happy to get that. Would be fucking hilarious though.

    • @aali4929
      @aali4929 Před 5 lety +6

      yeah that cracked me up 1024th of a million$ LOL

    • @tdognschooch
      @tdognschooch Před 5 lety +4

      If trump does this, it'll get me out to vote!

  • @darkhorse5932
    @darkhorse5932 Před 5 lety +370

    I am 1/4000th attack helicopter on my father's, barber's, dog's, half sister's, grilled cheese sandwich's side..

    • @goosesteppinggulagt.v.9980
      @goosesteppinggulagt.v.9980 Před 5 lety +8

      Grilled cheese sandwich side😂😂😂😂😂

    • @slyfoxx2973
      @slyfoxx2973 Před 5 lety +3

      I love grilled cheese sandwiches!

    • @darkhorse5932
      @darkhorse5932 Před 5 lety +12

      I would appreciate it if you didn't use that term it is very offensive to my people, only us grilled cheese sandwiches are allowed to call each other grilled cheese sandwiches.

    • @slyfoxx2973
      @slyfoxx2973 Před 5 lety +3

      Fo chizzle my sandizzle

    • @memascarenhas
      @memascarenhas Před 5 lety +1

      J M me too! 😂

  • @killerdeviant
    @killerdeviant Před 5 lety +246

    Her family always says she’s just like her great great great great great great great great great great grandma.

  • @mroberts7519
    @mroberts7519 Před 5 lety +51

    I just saw an article now saying one of her ancestors was a solider that was involved in the deaths of Native Americans. It is getting even worse for her if that is true lol.

    • @facforrester
      @facforrester Před 5 lety +1

      @nunya inct this just keeps getting better 🍿

  • @gagamba9198
    @gagamba9198 Před 5 lety +131

    When Liz was little girl her great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather sat her on his knee and told her tales of Indians living in harmony with nature, smoking peace pipes, and communing with the bison.
    Her Indian name is Dances with DNA.

    • @Dragon_Lair
      @Dragon_Lair Před 5 lety +1

      Maybe also attacking homesteaders and killing every man, women and child on farms when the United States and the Indian Tribes (some of them) were in conflict. Or about human sacrifice to the gods.
      When you think about it and do a little research, the Native Americans, while they did get a raw deal because they lost the conflict, were also doing just as bad things as some of the colonists or army were doing. That's something that's not taught in school anymore.

    • @elfpimp1
      @elfpimp1 Před 5 lety

      @@Dragon_Lair such as how they were always warring with each other? So much for living in harmony, yeah?

    • @elfpimp1
      @elfpimp1 Před 5 lety

      @ClutchPedalReturnSpr if true that's funny as hell!!

    • @El_Descarriado
      @El_Descarriado Před 5 lety

      More like Shits with Bulls.

    • @csmith4463
      @csmith4463 Před 5 lety +1

      I was thinking..."Running Joke"

  • @ROTAXD
    @ROTAXD Před 5 lety +45

    I have absolutely no idea of what my lineage is because I'm adopted. You know what...I don't care, because it dosen't matter. I'm an American. Anybody who insists on hyphenating their American status by placing their lineage ahead of their citizenship clearly takes this country for granted.

    • @donf5502
      @donf5502 Před 5 lety

      23 and me.
      They can tell you your heritage, but not your family tree.
      Soo, if ur romanian, ukrainian, egyptian, greek, roman. Where these land in your lineage and such.
      Try it. You may be surprised

    • @ROTAXD
      @ROTAXD Před 5 lety +4

      Don F I appreciate it, but I'm not concerned with where my biological forbears hailed from. My (adoptive) parents and my grandparents are my family.

    • @priscillanotpresley
      @priscillanotpresley Před 5 lety +1

      Well said. The thought of being defined by your DNA is kind of scary .

    • @ROTAXD
      @ROTAXD Před 5 lety +1

      priscilla esstrada unless we're talking gender. In that case, dna most certainly determines what we are.

    • @117JamesRoss
      @117JamesRoss Před 5 lety

      Well said!

  • @consequence8836
    @consequence8836 Před 5 lety +39

    Does this mean I can also apply to Harvard as an African American, Asian American, Native American, Somoan, Middle- Eastern? Dude, I'm like 1/1000th Adam and Eve too.

  • @FakhriAunurrahim
    @FakhriAunurrahim Před 5 lety +87

    I'm a 1/1024th Vulcan

  • @95TurboSol
    @95TurboSol Před 5 lety +337

    The 1/512th was fake news, they retracted it to 1/1024th lol

    • @suelviana1982
      @suelviana1982 Před 5 lety +6

      95TurboSol actually it is more than 20048/1
      When they point that her great....ma was PART INDIAN.

    • @Wintermute909
      @Wintermute909 Před 5 lety +16

      She's whiter than the average European-American........she'll be editing Stormfront soon

    • @MrDynafxdc
      @MrDynafxdc Před 5 lety +14

      There is more native American dna in a Jeep Cherokee than in her.

    • @danc.1908
      @danc.1908 Před 5 lety +1

      1/512th is the best it possibly could be....not that she is definitely

    • @Leo-lr4eq
      @Leo-lr4eq Před 5 lety

      Jeff's RGU in the xj yes

  • @jchors2947
    @jchors2947 Před 5 lety +78

    They also found she's 8% iguana.

    • @ghostl1124
      @ghostl1124 Před 5 lety

      Yeah, then she can be on those Geiko insurance commercials.

  • @cnmckenna
    @cnmckenna Před 5 lety +131

    He should donate $976.00 to her favorite charity. That's 1 million divided by 1024.

  • @fondoftheduh
    @fondoftheduh Před 5 lety +80

    she should claim to be of Mexican heritage instead to go for those votes.

    • @JoseSanchez-jp5ft
      @JoseSanchez-jp5ft Před 5 lety +3

      She'd still not got a lot of our votes. Dems don't realize how much of their former base woke up and grew up.

    • @iskiinthefastlane
      @iskiinthefastlane Před 5 lety +2

      +Jose Sanchez yuuup

    • @jeanneanderson6656
      @jeanneanderson6656 Před 5 lety +2

      Hahaha seriously delusional

    • @manoman0
      @manoman0 Před 4 lety

      Trust her, she'll do that. She's the modern day Bo Gritz.

  • @ghettomedic9971
    @ghettomedic9971 Před 5 lety +57

    Explains why she cares so much about Latin American illegal immigrants. They're family after all.

    • @Charistoph
      @Charistoph Před 5 lety +2

      Odd why she doesn't just sponsor them, then. As a citizen and in a member of Congress, she has access to many ways of setting that up, including introducing bills to change immigration law!

    • @UnfaithfulServant97
      @UnfaithfulServant97 Před 5 lety +2

      It would be funny to see those illegals disown her too.

  • @ABlackPatriot
    @ABlackPatriot Před 5 lety +392

    White as snow.

  • @Life-Row-Toll
    @Life-Row-Toll Před 5 lety +139

    The Democrat Party still using their *ONE DROP RULE*

    • @Life-Row-Toll
      @Life-Row-Toll Před 5 lety +9

      @@Standinthegap0 _"One Drop Rule Warren"_ 😂

    • @doingmoms3483
      @doingmoms3483 Před 5 lety +5

      This is the best comment ever.

    • @hzuiel
      @hzuiel Před 5 lety +3

      If I could give this a thousand thumbs up I would. Bravo, you win the internet.

    • @charlesashworth6805
      @charlesashworth6805 Před 5 lety +3

      I hope some political commentator uses that one on CNN 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @117JamesRoss
      @117JamesRoss Před 5 lety

      just said this to my coworker haha, then scrolled down. great point. it's time the American people rediscovered the racist history of the democrat party

  • @DIOSpeedDemon
    @DIOSpeedDemon Před 5 lety +37

    My Siamese Cat just took the DNA test from a Reputable 23 and Me AND Rachel Dolzalel website. To our surprise , my cat is strong evidence of being a native and just got Admitted to Harvard...

  • @am_greg25
    @am_greg25 Před 5 lety +49

    Just had an ad bashing trump for calling her Pocahontas... coincidence?

  • @jasonjackson5696
    @jasonjackson5696 Před 5 lety +197

    Elizabeth Warren logic - I guess if I put one drop from an orange into a glass of vodka I can now call it a glass of orange juice, right? 😂😂😂😂

    • @iambeing4328
      @iambeing4328 Před 5 lety +6

      Precisely. This is exactly how I gave up (hiccup) drinking.

    • @VivinViswanathan
      @VivinViswanathan Před 5 lety +11

      Take that idea to bars and call it "The Elizabeth Warren"

    • @zeejay4458
      @zeejay4458 Před 5 lety +1

      Screwball

    • @simchad613
      @simchad613 Před 5 lety +4

      If you pay one thousandth of your taxes, it’s enough to say you paid it all. I’m backing her.

    • @Brandon_metab
      @Brandon_metab Před 5 lety

      Nope that’s a cocktail.

  • @d00mshr00med
    @d00mshr00med Před 5 lety +187

    An ad called "Elizabeth Warren's Family Story" played before this. Let's just say it was a little biased.

  • @nolansavage4143
    @nolansavage4143 Před 5 lety +10

    I just love how giddy Ben gets when leftists get caught lying/acting stupid

  • @caseyo2880
    @caseyo2880 Před 5 lety +70

    The Washington Redskins are more Indian than she is...

  • @DarthEvilicus
    @DarthEvilicus Před 5 lety +70

    Can we really trust someone to hold office that seriously thought releasing these DNA results would have been received positively? Seriously, if she thought this was a good idea and it would help her claims she needs her head examined and I would never trust any decision she makes

    • @stephenjones796
      @stephenjones796 Před 5 lety +1

      But of course our president is so straight forward and honest. Give me a break 😄😝

    • @Danceofmasks
      @Danceofmasks Před 5 lety +4

      To be fair, both Colbert and Kimmel are claiming that Trump owes her a million dollars.
      It is received positively, by mathematically retarded people.

    • @danhantheman
      @danhantheman Před 5 lety +2

      Frank the NOOB lol libs just don’t get how ridiculous this woman is on multiple levels. Not only is she dishonest and hypocritically high and mighty, but she’s also a balloon head moron who’s too silly to even see the angles of this move. She’s not a politician I can’t even give her that. That takes some cunning. she’s just a cult extremist for the left

    • @donf5502
      @donf5502 Před 5 lety +1

      @@stephenjones796 i dont think anybody was as hell bent on using fake heritage to gain popularity as EW.
      Nice try though.
      Only the left depends on identity politics to rule

  • @mtthielsen8342
    @mtthielsen8342 Před 5 lety +63

    A rigged test still doesn't support her wild claims. lol

  • @TheY2AProblem
    @TheY2AProblem Před 5 lety +9

    "If only I checked myself."
    -Elizabeth Warren after wrecking herself, 2018

  • @ZenRhino
    @ZenRhino Před 5 lety +75

    You don't determine someone's ethnicity by the smallest amount ethnic group in your DNA makeup percentage-wise. You determine a person's ethnicity by the largest percentage of ethnic group in your DNA makeup. You can't be less than 1% of something and then claim to be that group. Or to put it in a more common sense everyday and Allergy... If I had a sandwich in front of me that was comprised of just over 99% shit and less than 1% ham would you call that a ham sandwich or a shit sandwich? Of course you would call it a shit sandwich and refused to eat it... So Elizabeth Warren needs to stop giving us a shit sandwich and calling and Ham.

    • @piman9280
      @piman9280 Před 5 lety +5

      A gross, but awesome, comment!

    • @ryanm7263
      @ryanm7263 Před 5 lety +4

      This is the best comment I've read in a long, long while

    • @Christian-oi7sd
      @Christian-oi7sd Před 5 lety +1

      Lol she IS the poop in the sammy

    • @Moonboy9001
      @Moonboy9001 Před 5 lety +2

      But.t...simple anal.ass.is proves that demo.craps always give us shit sandwiches

    • @Cinziaking
      @Cinziaking Před 5 lety +1

      I was trying to understand ‘and allergy’... once I stopped laughing so hard I realized he meant ‘analogy’ and started laughing again

  • @onlinecall5284
    @onlinecall5284 Před 5 lety +69

    I am 1/1,000,000 American Bald Eagle (Yes, the bird!)

    • @Jak-tm4xz
      @Jak-tm4xz Před 5 lety +4

      omg, full scholarship, now!

    • @abefroman9848
      @abefroman9848 Před 5 lety +3

      You've been a victim for too long! Get out there and grab your reparations with 2 hands😁

  • @NewNoob-vq4uh
    @NewNoob-vq4uh Před 5 lety +43

    When my great-uncles were talking about how their mom, my great-grandmother was part Native American, they couldn’t agree whether she was Choctaw or Cherokee. I remember thinking how cool it was and I started checking the boxes on my school forms and telling everyone I was an indian.
    Then I turned 12 and grew out of it.

    • @graemdubya613
      @graemdubya613 Před 5 lety

      New2022782000 Noob 😂

    • @scrolex
      @scrolex Před 5 lety

      I do wonder why it is considered cool to say you are Indian. They got a beat down of all beatdowns then Europeans went balls deep in their women. Pokeahotass

    • @Rao665
      @Rao665 Před 5 lety +1

      then...you realized that INDIANS are from fucking INDIA! and you slapped your 12 year old self afterwards. "thank you come again"

  • @willus259
    @willus259 Před 5 lety +25

    As a Chinese guy living in Australia, I have some Indian in my ancestry and that was only 3 generations ago... I don't even bother telling people about it because there's not really a high chance of people believing me. That puts me at 1/8 Indian, that's a slice of pizza! Warren's claim to being "Native American" is essentially the same as a piece of pepperoni on a slice of pizza.

    • @dumpeeplarfunny
      @dumpeeplarfunny Před 5 lety +3

      Less than one pepperoni. A 128th of a slice. So, more like one crust crumb.

  • @Jak-tm4xz
    @Jak-tm4xz Před 5 lety +50

    99.9%? Even wonder bread is 95%.

    • @adrianbundy3249
      @adrianbundy3249 Před 5 lety +3

      The fact that her test shows she has a higher % of European ancestry by a good margin even compared to Richard Spencer's publicly given DNA test awhile back is pretty funny to me. She could be the candidate for the KKK's extreme Aryan purity candidacy :)
      It is so hilarious. Claiming to be native American, when it turns out she isn't just white - she might be the whitest person in politics.

    • @sinderflaem7000
      @sinderflaem7000 Před 5 lety

      Going to go buy some wonder bread now.

  • @WizardOfAtlantis
    @WizardOfAtlantis Před 5 lety +32

    Cracks my shit up when Ben's having so much fun.

  • @fuairbainne9753
    @fuairbainne9753 Před 5 lety +21

    Please oh please get with Trump's people and tell them about that brilliant idea of sending her a 1/1024 check. He would do it!

  • @swam4362
    @swam4362 Před 5 lety +22

    1. If one of your parents is native american, you would be 1/2 native american
    2. if one of your grandparents is native american, you would be 1/4 native american
    3. one great grandparent and you are 1/8
    4. one great great grandparent and you are 1/16
    5. 1/32
    6. 1/64 (Warren's minimum ancestry)
    7. 1/128
    8. 1/256
    9. 1/512
    10. 1/1024 (Warren's supposed maximum ancestry)
    So at best, Elizabeth Warren is 1.6% native american rounded up, and at worst she is 0.1% if we round up. This means she is at best 97.4% european and at worst 99.9% european. And that is only if we round up and give her the benefit of the doubt.

    • @titob.yotokojr.9337
      @titob.yotokojr.9337 Před 4 lety

      I read her Native American DNA is within the margin of error. That could make her 0% Native American and 100% Delusional.

  • @beckweth
    @beckweth Před 5 lety +106

    My great grandmother was Cherokee, my mother had a Cherokee burial. I don't even claim to be Cherokee.

    • @THXx1138
      @THXx1138 Před 5 lety

      My great grandmother was native - not sure which tribe. What percentage does that make me?

    • @beckweth
      @beckweth Před 5 lety +1

      If she was 100% then your parent would be 50%, that makes you 25% = one quarter native.

    • @siegfriedbraun5447
      @siegfriedbraun5447 Před 5 lety

      You're smart enough to know that, being American is the most important 'genetic marker' a person can have. Congratulations!

    • @ShankarSivarajan
      @ShankarSivarajan Před 5 lety +2

      @@THXx1138 12.5%, or 1/8.

    • @THXx1138
      @THXx1138 Před 5 lety +1

      Thank you Shankar :)

  • @cyrilsol4526
    @cyrilsol4526 Před 5 lety +103

    Ohhh... good Lord. What's happening America? Pls pls pls let the demoncrats out of politics already. For the sake of the country's and world's future.

    • @aaronmcintyre9582
      @aaronmcintyre9582 Před 5 lety +2

      If you can't see the lies and corruption comes from both sides you are blind.

    • @petergreen4890
      @petergreen4890 Před 5 lety +7

      Aaron McIntyre Its your side who has no values or morals.
      Fuck the left

    • @ColonPal
      @ColonPal Před 5 lety

      This is what's happening. Conservative won't stop raping children: • Republican aide, Alan David Berlin, was arrested on charges that he wanted to engage in sex acts with a 15 year old boy while dressed in a panda costume.
      • Fox News producer Aaron Bruns pleaded guilty and was sentenced to 10 years for possessing child pornography.
      • Republican activist and former presidential campaign chairman Jeffrey Claude Bartleson was arrested on charges of sexually molesting a 5-year old boy.
      • Republican activist and former chairman of the Christian County Republicans Royce Fessenden pleaded guilty to two counts of first-degree child molestation and one count of second-degree statutory sodomy.
      • Christian Republican parole board officer and former legislator George Christian (Chris) Ortloff pleaded guilty to attempting to lure 11- and 12-year-old girls to have sex with him.
      • Republican legislative aide Robert R. Groezinger pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography.
      • Christian Republican legislator Robert A. McKee pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography.
      • Christian Republican chief of staff Eric Feltner pleaded guilty to showing pornography to a 13-year old girl.
      • Christian Republican presidential campaign official Matthew Joseph Elliott was convicted of sexual exploitation of a child.
      • Christian Republican city councilman John Bryan killed himself after police began investigating allegations that he had molested three girls, including two of his adopted daughters, ages 12 and 15.
      • Christian Republican legislator Ted Klaudt was charged with raping girls under the age of 16.
      • Christian Republican city councilman Joseph Monteleone Jr. was found guilty of fondling underage girls.
      • Christian Republican congressional aide Jeffrey Nielsen was arrested for having sex with a 14-year old boy.
      • Christian Republican County Commissioner Patrick Lee McGuire surrendered to police after allegedly molesting girls between the ages of 8 and 13.
      • Christian Republican prosecutor Larry Corrigan was arrested for soliciting sex from 13-year old girls.
      • Christian Republican Mayor Jeffrey Kyle Randall was sentenced to 275 days in jail for molesting two boys -- ages ten and 12 -- during a six-year period.
      • Christian Republican County Board Candidate Brent Schepp was charged with molesting a 14-year old girl and killed himself three days later.
      • Christian Republican Congressman Mark Foley abruptly resigned from Congress after "sexually explicit" emails surfaced showing him flirting with a 16-year old boy.
      • Christian Republican executive Randall Casseday of the conservative Washington Times newspaper pleaded guilty to soliciting sex from a 13-year old girl on the internet.
      • Christian Republican chairman of the Oregon Christian Coalition Lou Beres confessed to molesting a 13-year old girl.
      • Christian Republican County Constable Larry Dale Floyd pleaded guilty to charges of soliciting sex from an 8-year old girl. Floyd has repeatedly won elections for Denton County, Texas, constable.
      • Christian Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation.
      • Christian Republican Party leader Bobby Stumbo was arrested for having sex with a 5-year old boy.
      • Christian Republican petition drive manager Tom Randall pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 14, one of them the daughter of an associate in the petition business.
      • Christian Republican County Chairman Armando Tebano pleaded guilty to fondling a 14-year-old girl.
      • Christian Republican teacher and former city councilman John Collins pleaded guilty to sexually molesting 13 and 14 year old girls.
      • Christian Republican campaign worker Mark Seidensticker is a convicted child molester.
      • Christian Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls.
      • Christian Republican Mayor Tom Adams was arrested for distributing child pornography over the internet.
      • Christian Republican Mayor John Gosek was arrested on charges of soliciting sex from two 15-year old girls.
      • Christian Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison.
      • Christian Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17.
      • Christian Republican Committeeman John R. Curtain was charged with molesting a teenage boy and unlawful sexual contact with a minor.
      • Christian Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child rapist in Florida.
      • Christian Republican zoning supervisor, Boy Scout leader and Lutheran church president Dennis L. Rader pleaded guilty to performing a sexual act on an 11-year old girl he murdered.
      • Christian Republican anti-abortion activist Nicholas Morency pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography on his computer and offering a bounty to anybody who murders an abortion doctor.
      • Christian Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl.
      • Christian Republican racist pedophile and United States Senator Strom Thurmond had sex with a 15-year old black girl which produced a child.
      • Christian Republican pastor Mike Hintz, whom George W. Bush commended during the 2004 presidential campaign, surrendered to police after admitting to a sexual affair with a female juvenile.
      • Christian Republican legislator Peter Dibble pleaded no contest to having an inappropriate relationship with a 13-year-old girl.
      • Christian Republican advertising consultant Carey Lee Cramer was sentenced to six years in prison for molesting two 8-year old girls, one of whom appeared in an anti-Gore television commercial.
      • Christian Republican fundraiser Lawrence E. King, Jr. organized child sex parties at the White House during the 1980s.
      • Christian Republican lobbyist Craig J. Spence organized child sex parties at the White House during the 1980s.
      • Christian Republican Congressman Donald "Buz" Lukens was found guilty of having sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail.
      • Christian Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio was found guilty of child porn charges and paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos.
      • Christian Republican activist Mark A. Grethen convicted on six counts of sex crimes involving children.
      • Christian Republican campaign chairman Randal David Ankeney pleaded guilty to attempted sexual assault on a child and was arrested again five years later on the same charge.
      • Christian Republican Congressman Dan Crane had sex with a female minor working as a congressional page.
      • Christian Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter.
      • Christian Republican Judge Ronald C. Kline pleaded guilty to possession of child pornography on his home computer.
      • Christian Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar.
      • Christian Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped.
      • Christian Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. "Republican Marty"), was taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl and one count of delivering the drug LSD.
      • Christian Republican legislative aide Howard L. Brooks was charged with molesting a 12-year old boy and possession of child pornography.
      • Christian Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway was accused of having sex with his 12-year old baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after the allegations were reported in the media.
      • Christian Republican preacher Stephen White, who demanded a return to traditional values, was sentenced to jail after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him.
      • Christian Republican talk show host Jon Matthews pleaded guilty to exposing his genitals to an 11 year old girl.
      • Christian Republican anti-gay activist Earl "Butch" Kimmerling was sentenced to 40 years in prison for molesting an 8-year old girl after he attempted to stop a gay couple from adopting her.
      • Christian Republican Party leader Paul Ingram pleaded guilty to six counts of raping his daughters and served 14 years in federal prison.
      • Christian Republican election board official Kevin Coan was sentenced to two years probation for soliciting sex over the internet from a 14-year old girl.
      • Christian Republican politician Andrew Buhr was charged with two counts of first degree sodomy with a 13-year old boy.
      • Christian Republican legislator Keith Westmoreland was arrested on seven felony counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition to girls under the age of 16 (i.e. exposing himself to children).
      • Christian Republican anti-abortion activist John Allen Burt was found guilty of molesting a 15-year old girl.
      • Christian Republican County Councilman Keola Childs pleaded guilty to molesting a male child.
      • Christian Republican activist John Butler was charged with criminal sexual assault on a teenage girl.
      • Christian Republican candidate Richard Gardner admitted to molesting his two daughters.
      • Christian Republican Councilman and former Marine Jack W. Gardner was convicted of molesting a 13-year old girl.
      • Christian Republican County Commissioner Merrill Robert Barter pleaded guilty to unlawful sexual contact and assault on a teenage boy.
      • Christian Republican City Councilman Fred C. Smeltzer, Jr. pleaded no contest to raping a 15 year-old girl and served 6-months in prison.

    • @peace-yv4qd
      @peace-yv4qd Před 5 lety +1

      Bob.Wow, you need to get out more.

    • @cyrilsol4526
      @cyrilsol4526 Před 5 lety +1

      @@ColonPalthat's too few for just one democrat like killary clinton. The difference is that they get away with them while they're in power.

  • @Aidian1
    @Aidian1 Před 5 lety +31

    This is great! 😂 I got Elizabeth Warren's overblown ad when I first clicked on this video! Can't believe she's trying to capitalize on this. What a joke! can't believe someone can be so dense and miss why this is such a joke!

    • @southernlights3682
      @southernlights3682 Před 5 lety +1

      Aidan Schmitt Warren obviously has an ego problem. And I used to think that if someone is a law professor it would inevitably indicate a high level of intelligence....obviously not so.

    • @MrClownWorld
      @MrClownWorld Před 5 lety +1

      Aidan Schmitt I got the same ad

    • @ChrisAmirVado
      @ChrisAmirVado Před 5 lety

      Aidan Schmitt absolute cancer

  • @emilyaertker3145
    @emilyaertker3145 Před 5 lety +3

    That high pitch squeal “Weelllllllll!?” I love Ben

  • @JimmysTractor
    @JimmysTractor Před 5 lety +391

    1:21 I hear you channeling Steven Crowder

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM Před 5 lety +2

      @Scott Adam Oh it does hahahaha

    • @massarassa
      @massarassa Před 5 lety

      Lol!!!

    • @ColonPal
      @ColonPal Před 5 lety +1

      Who the fuck is Steven Chowder?

    • @bleepgloop
      @bleepgloop Před 5 lety +3

      I live for that bromance 😂

    • @jacobbranker159
      @jacobbranker159 Před 5 lety +8

      Understanding this was like pulling teeth...
      Proof-read before you post, buddy!

  • @ruforeal5991
    @ruforeal5991 Před 5 lety +21

    Pocahontas no... Sitting Bull$hit absolutely.

  • @sarcasticstrawman841
    @sarcasticstrawman841 Před 5 lety +26

    wait wait wait so the same media that claims that 2 % false accusation rate is a statistical anomaly that should be ignored is claiming that she with less then a tenth of that statistic is legitimately native american seriously.

  • @michellebachellet8992
    @michellebachellet8992 Před 5 lety +6

    My friend recently purchased a Jeep. He's naming it Elizabeth Warren because it's all white, but claims to be a Cherokee.

  • @blinkyblonk4912
    @blinkyblonk4912 Před 5 lety +21

    200 years ago a distant relative ate a Taco.

  • @JTM1809
    @JTM1809 Před 5 lety +13

    We all step into a poo once in a while. It takes a special kind of person to keep dancing in it.

  • @slojoegtstang5775
    @slojoegtstang5775 Před 5 lety +62

    Its official! My dog is more Native American then she is.

    • @glennso47
      @glennso47 Před 5 lety +1

      Mine too. And he died about 20 years ago.

    • @veranya2074
      @veranya2074 Před 5 lety +1

      u got husky too? 😁 😁 😁

    • @anonymousanonymous9370
      @anonymousanonymous9370 Před 5 lety +2

      @@veranya2074 aren't husky's like russian/ siberian and aren't malamutes the american/Alaskan variant?

    • @slojoegtstang5775
      @slojoegtstang5775 Před 5 lety

      Which are still more Native than White Lady Warren.

  • @fatalrob0t
    @fatalrob0t Před 5 lety +42

    I'm 1/8th choctaw, Cherokee, and Iroquois. I'm more native American than she is snd I'm as white as milk.

  • @freedomfighter2233
    @freedomfighter2233 Před 5 lety +77

    Did anyone else get that Elizabeth Warren AD before this video????? 😂😂😂

  • @wildberry752
    @wildberry752 Před 5 lety +13

    Some African Americans have a small percentage of European ancestry but that doesn't mean they are white

  • @jeremybyl
    @jeremybyl Před 5 lety +103

    Maybe she should buy a jeep cherokee. That has more indian in it than her lol .

    • @Thor-rs1pc
      @Thor-rs1pc Před 5 lety +1

      jeremy byl 😂 😂😂😂😂

    • @malph123
      @malph123 Před 5 lety

      ITS NATIVE-AMERICAN, YOU INSENSITIVE ASSHOLE!

    • @glennso47
      @glennso47 Před 5 lety +1

      Especially if a Native American works in the factory that built it.

    • @Rao665
      @Rao665 Před 5 lety

      @@malph123 sarcasm aside... how fucking stupid do you have to be to not understand a map and realize Indians are from India? Might as well call a white person Chinese...or a black guy "Norwegian"

  • @foresttrump2583
    @foresttrump2583 Před 5 lety +8

    oh yea, I'm native american like her to. I once watched an indians baseball game.

  • @Maiya696
    @Maiya696 Před 5 lety +209

    I am 1/4 NA indian and my tribe is still fighting to be federally recognized as a tribe. Our state acknowledges us but the federal gov won't. It was shocking to me when I got old enough to understand the situation. I never expected that in this day and age the govt still refused to acknowledge an identity of people. They gave rights to all walks of life but refuse to acknowledge our tribe as a people. We have history in our area. We might not be a huge tribe like the Cherokee etc but we are still a people that wants our history and place to be acknowledged and not lost in time.

    • @co.dconfidential5395
      @co.dconfidential5395 Před 5 lety +13

      samo530 are you serious? There is a claimed “tribe” around my parts that is federally recognized however they do not receive the same benefits as the more recognized tribes due to their size.

    • @hilariousclinton85
      @hilariousclinton85 Před 5 lety +8

      White people issues... You’re not Native American.

    • @ThePhalseProfit
      @ThePhalseProfit Před 5 lety +1

      I should be recognized by the Fed as being Native American because my children belong to a Federally recognized tribe. Yet I am not.

    • @anetanra
      @anetanra Před 5 lety +3

      Hi samo530, I truly hope that your people receive the deserved recognition and its attendant benefits very soon. God bless you and your tribe.

    • @deansley174
      @deansley174 Před 5 lety +7

      No one cares.

  • @TestTest-fm2cu
    @TestTest-fm2cu Před 5 lety +32

    That’s the best video title I’ve ever seen

    • @colleenposadas8415
      @colleenposadas8415 Před 5 lety

      In another video today he said she is Supremely White. Lol. He is so funny.

  • @JessiD618
    @JessiD618 Před 5 lety +10

    I s**t you not, the ad before this video was an Elizabeth Warren campaign ad!

  • @mikecorleone6797
    @mikecorleone6797 Před 5 lety +2

    Her reasoning for believing she’s native american is “high cheek bones” literally that’s what she said on live tv...

  • @yoloswaggins2161
    @yoloswaggins2161 Před 5 lety +25

    Ben "1/16384th Jesus Christ" Shapiro

  • @hvrtguys
    @hvrtguys Před 5 lety +14

    So basically she exceeds the Nazi racial purity standards.

  • @Jekyll_Island_Creatures
    @Jekyll_Island_Creatures Před 5 lety +10

    I bet Trump has higher percentage native DNA than Warren. That would be poetic and hilarious!

  • @1helluvaguy738
    @1helluvaguy738 Před 5 lety

    This is wonderful.
    Lizzy. She’s the gift that just keeps on giving.

  • @deadlyshotta2893
    @deadlyshotta2893 Před 5 lety +15

    Found out im also >1% native. The oppression and racism i face being a native American few understand.. My spirit animal is the buffalo.

  • @steve41557
    @steve41557 Před 5 lety +6

    Thank you Ben. Keep speaking Truth to Political Correctness!

  • @Sproket
    @Sproket Před 5 lety +4

    Reminds me of when Rachel Maddow "couldn't rest" until Trump released his tax returns. And then he released his tax returns and it proved that he payed his taxes in full.

    • @adrianbundy3249
      @adrianbundy3249 Před 5 lety

      When did he do that? I googled it came up empty.

    • @goosesteppinggulagt.v.9980
      @goosesteppinggulagt.v.9980 Před 5 lety

      It also proved that 90 % of the money going into his charities actually went to the charities and not his fucking pockets...unlike the killery klinton klan!!!

    • @goosesteppinggulagt.v.9980
      @goosesteppinggulagt.v.9980 Před 5 lety

      @@adrianbundy3249 well googles gonna hide it try bing.....

    • @Sproket
      @Sproket Před 5 lety

      If you google "Trump tax returns Rachel Maddow" the first link is from March 14th, 2017 by CNBC. It explains that Rachel Maddow showed Trump's return from 2005 on her show. He payed $38 million out of his ≥$150 million he made that year (≥25.3% of his income). I remember watching it live on the Rachel Maddow show with my parents.

  • @Geek_Chorus
    @Geek_Chorus Před 5 lety +5

    I was stung by a bee as a child, but I haven't found any scholarships for Insect/Human hybrids! My people must be represented!! Bzzzzz Bzzzzzzz